Also known as "Marcusyaho" Action/horror gamer and level designer. I can help you with more or less any Amnesia scripting and Level editor problems. I'm also available if you need a map tester

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2 comments by ☣Kaernk☣ on May 30th, 2014

This is a list with a very simple principle, this is a list of things people say/do on the site, that I personally don't like.

1: How to download?

I get these questions over and over and over again on my mods. 95% of them are from "Guests". I am serously wondering if some people like to troll or if these people are being serious.

If you can't take a few seconds of your life to look around the page for a Download button and instead make a comment about it when the dam Download section is right above your comment, then you're probably not smart enough to play my mod anyway.

It's one thing if you tried to download it and it doesn't work, but if you really can't find the "Latest Downloads" which is located a few millimeter above you, then yeah, I would suggest you try something more simple because your IQ is probably not high enough.

2: Do I need the game to play the mods?

This is a question I don't see very often, but when I do it both annoys me and make me laugh my ass off at the same time by how dumb it is.

Isn't it obvious that you need the game to play mods for the game?! How do you think the mods are going to work if you don't have the game installed?

I mean, why would you even get the game to begin with if you could do that? We could just make a mod with the original maps and scripts and let everyone else without the game play the offical game...

3: People that don't read and then ask dumb questions

Like when people don't read the requirements and download the mod anyway, and when the mod doesn't work they ask dumb questions.

Requirements: Windows, Justine is required

Question: I downloaded it to my mac and it doesn't work. Why? :o

4: When people take screenshots which are either misleading or crap

Like taking pictures with their cameras on the screen while they are in the level editor, or google a random picture and use that to show us "their mod".

5: When people cancel their mods

I don't blame them for doing it. If something happens in real life, school, a family crisis or maybe you just lose your motivation, that's not your fault and I understand that. It is still a bit sad when you are waiting for a mod and suddenly you read a blog post that says it's not going to be finished.

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Blood-Evangelion
Blood-Evangelion Sep 2 2013, 10:58am says:

Nice profile header image, corpse party :3

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☣Kaernk☣
☣Kaernk☣ Sep 2 2013, 12:23pm replied:

Yeah! I'm an anime fan :3. Sachiko is pretty sweet and looks quite alot like Alma Wade which is also pretty sweet

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eXeTheGAYmaster
eXeTheGAYmaster Oct 13 2013, 9:58pm replied:

Two of my favorite users talking to each other, cool :D

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☣Kaernk☣
☣Kaernk☣ Oct 14 2013, 9:03am replied:

Lol :)

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Hard_Work_Series
Hard_Work_Series Aug 30 2013, 6:16pm says:

Hey!
I need some help with scripting and i saw that you are expert on those stuff!
What i want to say is can you please help me with scripting???
Pm me pls

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endosine
endosine Aug 17 2013, 8:42am says:

I Completely agree with the No flying naked guys, i call them randomly spawning streakers and they are ******* stupid. Whenever i work on my modding projects i have a strict "NO ****** JUMPSCARES" and "NO RANDOMLY SPAWNING STREAKERS" rule.

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PotatoDoge
PotatoDoge Aug 17 2013, 11:52pm replied:

Ows, You dont say? Lets tell to the moon.. :)

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dangerpaws
dangerpaws Aug 8 2013, 4:07pm says:

Thanks for the honest reviews. The lame jokes are references to a streamer on twitch is all. (not actually pewdie pie. that just ****** him off.) But yeah, its hard that I'm asked to make maps with no story because the audience just wants scares and trolls. Makes it hard to feel good about what I've done, but at least something like 15,000 people saw it played and enjoyed it. But yeah, I understand why my maps aren't well received. Take them as 'practice' :) Again, thanks for taking the time to play and write well-thought out reviews.

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☣Kaernk☣
☣Kaernk☣ Aug 8 2013, 6:10pm replied:

No problemo

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☣Kaernk☣
☣Kaernk☣ Jul 25 2013, 6:58pm replied:

What do I need to fix? Half of the things you said are not even true and I'm not the creator of Amnesia so it's not my fault custom stories has their limits, so I gave people a chance to change the sound to female voices if they want to. All you have to do is put it in the right folder which will take you around 5 seconds to do and you call me lazy?

Besides, if you played the story you would know that the main character has no speaking ability so it would be even more realistic to remove the sounds completely, but again, that requires a full conversion which I don't intend to do for several reasons.

What does lag have to do with all this? You "accidently" clicked on the friend reuqest button because of lag? Dude come on...

Sorry for being creative. I should just create a lame "you wake up in a castle you must get out" story so people don't have to worry about creativity and challange nor having problems to understand the story line. At least I work on my stories and take my time on them. Call that lazy if you want to, I don't give a ****.

I have already stated why my story is like it is several times now. If you don't follow the install instructions, it's your own problem it's not how you wanted it to be.

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