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4 comments by Maggot4ever on Apr 4th, 2011

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: WWWWEEEEEEEEEEELCOME TO THE INTERNET !
You:
I'LL BE YOUR GUIDE.
You:
NOW, YOU CAN CHOOSE FOR AN ENDLESS LIST OF THINGS
Stranger:
:DDD
You: A) PORN
You:
B) PORN
You: C) PORN
You:
D) WIKIPEDIA
You:
E) PORN
You:
G) GOOGLE
You:
D) PORN
Stranger:
F) ALL OF THE ABOVE
You:
GO RIGHT AHEAD AND CHOOSE !
Stranger:
<3333
You: greaaaaat
You:
NOW
You:
PLEASE
You: YOUR AGE:
You: 1- 10
You:
10 - 20
Stranger: Fuck this shit, I'm Batman, I don't need an age!!
You:
GREAT
You: SO
You: YOUR CATEGORY IS "BATMAN"
You:
LET SEE KNOW
You:
THERE IS A BIG REPERTORY ABOUT BATS HAVING SEX
You:
ARE YOU INTO IT?
You:
OR YOU PREFER DISGUSTING AND MENTALY DISTURBING VIOLENT RAPES?
Stranger:
I RUN AROUND IN A LEOTARD, LOVE MY CAPE, AND HAVE A FETISH FOR BATS...WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK??
You:
SO YOU CHOOSE THE BAT SEX THING
You:
NOW
You: PLEASE
You:
SELECT YOUR PAYMENT METHOD
You:
PAYPALL
You: VISA
You: OTHER
Stranger:
YOUR MOM'S CREDIT CARD
Stranger:
VISA, BYTCH
You: NOTE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN IN THIS CHAT ROOM LONG ENOUGH
You: SO I ACTUALLY HAVE YOUR IP NOW
You:
I'LL BE ABLE TO RIP YOUR DATA IN THE NEXT MOMENTS
You: THANKS YOU FOR BEING SUCH A STUPID FAGGOT !
Stranger:
Woop! One more fucker to die :D
You:
NEXT TIME, DO NOT ENTER TO SITES WITHOUT A LEGAL FIREWALL AND CERTIFIED CREDENTIALS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Note: I do know I sound like a sick bastard.

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KiwiWarrior
KiwiWarrior Jul 28 2010, 6:30pm says:

RUSSIA:

-More than 1 million human been were killed in one of the worst dictatorships ever = bad things happy in war no country is above this in war usa does bad things in war all country's do, I'm sure Argentina, has done some bad things in war as well

-They sent more than 20 million young boys to fight against the nazi army... why? Because their lider went mad and killed every trained general in service in 1938 = no, because they lost alot of men fighting them serfs, and they had some epic bloody generals in ww2, i mean they were unstoppable later in the war

-KGB anyone= CIA, FBI any one all the same

-They just ruined half Europe testing out a corrupt and failed economical system in THE WHOLE EASTERN EUROPE. = fail, no they didn't if would of worked, they didn't start the cold war, look at china and other commie country's today that didn't get into the cold war much they some of the richest country's, the economical system we got atm is a fail

-Censorship for the win, rite? = its all good if done rite, must country's have censorship in the world you just hear much about it

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dafatcat
dafatcat Aug 1 2010, 7:09pm replied:

Ain't no Russia like Soviet Russia, 'cause Soviet Russia don't stop.

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[Night_Stalker]
[Night_Stalker] Aug 18 2010, 10:18pm replied:

I still heart Russia.

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TheGangstaAlan
TheGangstaAlan Jul 26 2010, 10:43am says:

Qeremos mas mods :F

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TheGangstaAlan
TheGangstaAlan Jul 26 2010, 8:44am says:

****** :B

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ElderPredator
ElderPredator Jul 12 2010, 4:36pm says:

Hy mate, how is the life whit you?? =)

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Maggot4ever
Maggot4ever Jul 12 2010, 10:08pm replied:

I'm just fine.

You?

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mrskittles
mrskittles Jun 30 2010, 9:16pm says:

hay we might be able to ell some handheld firearms,we have 450 diffrent guns but over 11,000 of the copys,only handheld ones might be for sale.

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Nawwx
Nawwx Jun 28 2010, 4:09pm says:

Lol its so funny making you angry

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Maggot4ever
Maggot4ever Jun 29 2010, 6:45pm replied:

Wanna see an admin angry?

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