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4 comments by Maggot4ever on Apr 4th, 2011

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: WWWWEEEEEEEEEEELCOME TO THE INTERNET !
You:
I'LL BE YOUR GUIDE.
You:
NOW, YOU CAN CHOOSE FOR AN ENDLESS LIST OF THINGS
Stranger:
:DDD
You: A) PORN
You:
B) PORN
You: C) PORN
You:
D) WIKIPEDIA
You:
E) PORN
You:
G) GOOGLE
You:
D) PORN
Stranger:
F) ALL OF THE ABOVE
You:
GO RIGHT AHEAD AND CHOOSE !
Stranger:
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You: greaaaaat
You:
NOW
You:
PLEASE
You: YOUR AGE:
You: 1- 10
You:
10 - 20
Stranger: Fuck this shit, I'm Batman, I don't need an age!!
You:
GREAT
You: SO
You: YOUR CATEGORY IS "BATMAN"
You:
LET SEE KNOW
You:
THERE IS A BIG REPERTORY ABOUT BATS HAVING SEX
You:
ARE YOU INTO IT?
You:
OR YOU PREFER DISGUSTING AND MENTALY DISTURBING VIOLENT RAPES?
Stranger:
I RUN AROUND IN A LEOTARD, LOVE MY CAPE, AND HAVE A FETISH FOR BATS...WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK??
You:
SO YOU CHOOSE THE BAT SEX THING
You:
NOW
You: PLEASE
You:
SELECT YOUR PAYMENT METHOD
You:
PAYPALL
You: VISA
You: OTHER
Stranger:
YOUR MOM'S CREDIT CARD
Stranger:
VISA, BYTCH
You: NOTE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN IN THIS CHAT ROOM LONG ENOUGH
You: SO I ACTUALLY HAVE YOUR IP NOW
You:
I'LL BE ABLE TO RIP YOUR DATA IN THE NEXT MOMENTS
You: THANKS YOU FOR BEING SUCH A STUPID FAGGOT !
Stranger:
Woop! One more fucker to die :D
You:
NEXT TIME, DO NOT ENTER TO SITES WITHOUT A LEGAL FIREWALL AND CERTIFIED CREDENTIALS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Note: I do know I sound like a sick bastard.

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ChadaFACE
ChadaFACE Oct 5 2010, 6:24pm says:

the caveman thing started this way
Img833.imageshack.us

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█Black/Brunez█
█Black/Brunez█ Oct 7 2010, 8:39pm replied:

HEY!

(wow! that post is really old)

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ChadaFACE
ChadaFACE Oct 9 2010, 11:18am replied:

indeed,just wanted to clarify maggot about it

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ʇɐuʞɐʇǝp
ʇɐuʞɐʇǝp Sep 27 2010, 7:58pm says:

I challenge you to a Russian Roulette!

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Maggot4ever
Maggot4ever Sep 28 2010, 1:27pm replied:

wat

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Mularac
Mularac Sep 1 2010, 9:36pm says:

jajajjaja never!

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Maggot4ever
Maggot4ever Sep 1 2010, 5:01pm says:

Gahgg, leave it there. Freredarme, it's just matter of opinions. BM:S IS a remake of HL in Source, the dream of a heck a lot of people when they saw THE DISASTER hl:s was. Your mod is fine, but I'd rather prefer to play a decent Half Life : Source than a custom story.
BenQ3000, the button is right above my friend list. If you want to add me you're free to do such thing.

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BenQ3000
BenQ3000 Sep 1 2010, 3:42pm says:

I Is Demanding Cookeh! ;) (me trying to be nice? :P)
How can I add someone as a buddy? I simply can't find a button for it :s

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freredarme
freredarme Sep 1 2010, 11:04am replied:

I'm not agree with you about 'Black Mesa is better than Wilson Chronicles, I think'.
Black Mesa is a big mod, the remake of Half-Life. Development has begin in 2005. BM have a big team, arround 30 members.

Wilson Chronicles is not a big mod, just a small mod. He will purpose 3 languages (french, english, german). Development was started in 2008 (april).
WC have a little devteam with 4-5 members.. Wilson Chronicles is not a remake, he have original weapons than BM.
Example : first, axe, g36c and more (missing in BM).

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BenQ3000
BenQ3000 Sep 1 2010, 10:37am replied:

People are taking stuff waaaaaay too seriously.
Like, you actually didnt realised it was just to **** you off?
I Never really thought the mod was dead. Really.
And i never wanted to argue. You could just say "i dont agree with you"

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