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4 comments by Maggot4ever on Apr 4th, 2011

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: WWWWEEEEEEEEEEELCOME TO THE INTERNET !
You:
I'LL BE YOUR GUIDE.
You:
NOW, YOU CAN CHOOSE FOR AN ENDLESS LIST OF THINGS
Stranger:
:DDD
You: A) PORN
You:
B) PORN
You: C) PORN
You:
D) WIKIPEDIA
You:
E) PORN
You:
G) GOOGLE
You:
D) PORN
Stranger:
F) ALL OF THE ABOVE
You:
GO RIGHT AHEAD AND CHOOSE !
Stranger:
<3333
You: greaaaaat
You:
NOW
You:
PLEASE
You: YOUR AGE:
You: 1- 10
You:
10 - 20
Stranger: Fuck this shit, I'm Batman, I don't need an age!!
You:
GREAT
You: SO
You: YOUR CATEGORY IS "BATMAN"
You:
LET SEE KNOW
You:
THERE IS A BIG REPERTORY ABOUT BATS HAVING SEX
You:
ARE YOU INTO IT?
You:
OR YOU PREFER DISGUSTING AND MENTALY DISTURBING VIOLENT RAPES?
Stranger:
I RUN AROUND IN A LEOTARD, LOVE MY CAPE, AND HAVE A FETISH FOR BATS...WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK??
You:
SO YOU CHOOSE THE BAT SEX THING
You:
NOW
You: PLEASE
You:
SELECT YOUR PAYMENT METHOD
You:
PAYPALL
You: VISA
You: OTHER
Stranger:
YOUR MOM'S CREDIT CARD
Stranger:
VISA, BYTCH
You: NOTE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN IN THIS CHAT ROOM LONG ENOUGH
You: SO I ACTUALLY HAVE YOUR IP NOW
You:
I'LL BE ABLE TO RIP YOUR DATA IN THE NEXT MOMENTS
You: THANKS YOU FOR BEING SUCH A STUPID FAGGOT !
Stranger:
Woop! One more fucker to die :D
You:
NEXT TIME, DO NOT ENTER TO SITES WITHOUT A LEGAL FIREWALL AND CERTIFIED CREDENTIALS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Note: I do know I sound like a sick bastard.

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*Matryoshka*
*Matryoshka* Dec 24 2010, 7:12pm says:

NIGGA STEALIN MY BIKE

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capnJosh
capnJosh Dec 24 2010, 1:34pm says:

Hehehehe

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Mr.Walrus
Mr.Walrus Dec 23 2010, 9:49pm says:

I copied your christmas hat idea. MUHAHAHAHA!

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capnJosh
capnJosh Dec 23 2010, 3:47pm says:

******' Maggots, How Do They Work?

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Maiten
Maiten Nov 26 2010, 2:01pm says:

gay x 2

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NuBiTo
NuBiTo Nov 18 2010, 3:53am says:

did you know that www.gg.com is acutally about horse racing?! That was so unexpected!

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Maiten
Maiten Nov 14 2010, 1:43am says:

gay

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ChadaFACE
ChadaFACE Oct 5 2010, 6:24pm says:

the caveman thing started this way
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█Black/Brunez█
█Black/Brunez█ Oct 7 2010, 8:39pm replied:

HEY!

(wow! that post is really old)

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ChadaFACE
ChadaFACE Oct 9 2010, 11:18am replied:

indeed,just wanted to clarify maggot about it

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