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4 comments by Maggot4ever on Apr 4th, 2011

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: WWWWEEEEEEEEEEELCOME TO THE INTERNET !
You:
I'LL BE YOUR GUIDE.
You:
NOW, YOU CAN CHOOSE FOR AN ENDLESS LIST OF THINGS
Stranger:
:DDD
You: A) PORN
You:
B) PORN
You: C) PORN
You:
D) WIKIPEDIA
You:
E) PORN
You:
G) GOOGLE
You:
D) PORN
Stranger:
F) ALL OF THE ABOVE
You:
GO RIGHT AHEAD AND CHOOSE !
Stranger:
<3333
You: greaaaaat
You:
NOW
You:
PLEASE
You: YOUR AGE:
You: 1- 10
You:
10 - 20
Stranger: Fuck this shit, I'm Batman, I don't need an age!!
You:
GREAT
You: SO
You: YOUR CATEGORY IS "BATMAN"
You:
LET SEE KNOW
You:
THERE IS A BIG REPERTORY ABOUT BATS HAVING SEX
You:
ARE YOU INTO IT?
You:
OR YOU PREFER DISGUSTING AND MENTALY DISTURBING VIOLENT RAPES?
Stranger:
I RUN AROUND IN A LEOTARD, LOVE MY CAPE, AND HAVE A FETISH FOR BATS...WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK??
You:
SO YOU CHOOSE THE BAT SEX THING
You:
NOW
You: PLEASE
You:
SELECT YOUR PAYMENT METHOD
You:
PAYPALL
You: VISA
You: OTHER
Stranger:
YOUR MOM'S CREDIT CARD
Stranger:
VISA, BYTCH
You: NOTE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN IN THIS CHAT ROOM LONG ENOUGH
You: SO I ACTUALLY HAVE YOUR IP NOW
You:
I'LL BE ABLE TO RIP YOUR DATA IN THE NEXT MOMENTS
You: THANKS YOU FOR BEING SUCH A STUPID FAGGOT !
Stranger:
Woop! One more fucker to die :D
You:
NEXT TIME, DO NOT ENTER TO SITES WITHOUT A LEGAL FIREWALL AND CERTIFIED CREDENTIALS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Note: I do know I sound like a sick bastard.

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ElderPredator
ElderPredator Jan 1 2012, 6:50am says:

Happy New Year "Alexei Stukov, i wish you luck this year of hunting for zergs.... Tassadar out"!!

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[TZP]LoNer1
[TZP]LoNer1 Aug 31 2011, 9:46am says:

Check out my page and mods, i bet you'll like them :)

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ADTeam™
ADTeam™ Jul 11 2011, 8:49pm says:

"hang out with my friends and be with my girlfriend"

No sentís que la capacidad de moddear de pronto reduce porque te concentras demasiado en tu novia? :D (te digo porque a mi me pasa xD)

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☢Guibest☢
☢Guibest☢ Jun 17 2011, 4:25am says:

Stukov's Reencarnation!

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ʇɐuʞɐʇǝp
ʇɐuʞɐʇǝp May 26 2011, 8:20pm says:

MMMMMMAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOTTTTTT!
Long time no see, sup.

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gamefreak42
gamefreak42 May 9 2011, 6:08pm says:

so maggot4ever...what happened to "half life:The Dead Walk"

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ElderPredator
ElderPredator May 4 2011, 2:51pm says:

I'm hunting for Zerg Comrade. I don't want to scout you Alexei Stukov.

+2 votes     reply to comment
ElderPredator
ElderPredator Apr 29 2011, 9:54am says:

Greetings Alexei Stukov =D!!

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gamefreak42
gamefreak42 Apr 24 2011, 7:30pm says:

just...an drifter looking for friends

+2 votes     reply to comment
D3ads
D3ads Apr 3 2011, 12:06pm says:

Vy Dobro pozhalovatʹ!

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