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Posted by Maggot4ever on Apr 4th, 2011

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: WWWWEEEEEEEEEEELCOME TO THE INTERNET !
You:
I'LL BE YOUR GUIDE.
You:
NOW, YOU CAN CHOOSE FOR AN ENDLESS LIST OF THINGS
Stranger:
:DDD
You: A) PORN
You:
B) PORN
You: C) PORN
You:
D) WIKIPEDIA
You:
E) PORN
You:
G) GOOGLE
You:
D) PORN
Stranger:
F) ALL OF THE ABOVE
You:
GO RIGHT AHEAD AND CHOOSE !
Stranger:
<3333
You: greaaaaat
You:
NOW
You:
PLEASE
You: YOUR AGE:
You: 1- 10
You:
10 - 20
Stranger: Fuck this shit, I'm Batman, I don't need an age!!
You:
GREAT
You: SO
You: YOUR CATEGORY IS "BATMAN"
You:
LET SEE KNOW
You:
THERE IS A BIG REPERTORY ABOUT BATS HAVING SEX
You:
ARE YOU INTO IT?
You:
OR YOU PREFER DISGUSTING AND MENTALY DISTURBING VIOLENT RAPES?
Stranger:
I RUN AROUND IN A LEOTARD, LOVE MY CAPE, AND HAVE A FETISH FOR BATS...WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK??
You:
SO YOU CHOOSE THE BAT SEX THING
You:
NOW
You: PLEASE
You:
SELECT YOUR PAYMENT METHOD
You:
PAYPALL
You: VISA
You: OTHER
Stranger:
YOUR MOM'S CREDIT CARD
Stranger:
VISA, BYTCH
You: NOTE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN IN THIS CHAT ROOM LONG ENOUGH
You: SO I ACTUALLY HAVE YOUR IP NOW
You:
I'LL BE ABLE TO RIP YOUR DATA IN THE NEXT MOMENTS
You: THANKS YOU FOR BEING SUCH A STUPID FAGGOT !
Stranger:
Woop! One more fucker to die :D
You:
NEXT TIME, DO NOT ENTER TO SITES WITHOUT A LEGAL FIREWALL AND CERTIFIED CREDENTIALS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Note: I do know I sound like a sick bastard.

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█Black/Brunez█
█Black/Brunez█ Apr 24 2011, 9:24pm says:

ROFL
hermano this was hilarious! XD

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Maggot4ever Author
Maggot4ever Apr 25 2011, 9:48pm replied:

Hahaha yes it is, they are all so damn fool.

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NuBiTo
NuBiTo Aug 6 2011, 1:56am says:

served lol

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asif_ridwan
asif_ridwan Aug 28 2011, 4:06am says:

Very Funny! Nice Joke! xD!

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