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4 comments by Maggot4ever on Apr 4th, 2011

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: WWWWEEEEEEEEEEELCOME TO THE INTERNET !
You:
I'LL BE YOUR GUIDE.
You:
NOW, YOU CAN CHOOSE FOR AN ENDLESS LIST OF THINGS
Stranger:
:DDD
You: A) PORN
You:
B) PORN
You: C) PORN
You:
D) WIKIPEDIA
You:
E) PORN
You:
G) GOOGLE
You:
D) PORN
Stranger:
F) ALL OF THE ABOVE
You:
GO RIGHT AHEAD AND CHOOSE !
Stranger:
<3333
You: greaaaaat
You:
NOW
You:
PLEASE
You: YOUR AGE:
You: 1- 10
You:
10 - 20
Stranger: Fuck this shit, I'm Batman, I don't need an age!!
You:
GREAT
You: SO
You: YOUR CATEGORY IS "BATMAN"
You:
LET SEE KNOW
You:
THERE IS A BIG REPERTORY ABOUT BATS HAVING SEX
You:
ARE YOU INTO IT?
You:
OR YOU PREFER DISGUSTING AND MENTALY DISTURBING VIOLENT RAPES?
Stranger:
I RUN AROUND IN A LEOTARD, LOVE MY CAPE, AND HAVE A FETISH FOR BATS...WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK??
You:
SO YOU CHOOSE THE BAT SEX THING
You:
NOW
You: PLEASE
You:
SELECT YOUR PAYMENT METHOD
You:
PAYPALL
You: VISA
You: OTHER
Stranger:
YOUR MOM'S CREDIT CARD
Stranger:
VISA, BYTCH
You: NOTE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN IN THIS CHAT ROOM LONG ENOUGH
You: SO I ACTUALLY HAVE YOUR IP NOW
You:
I'LL BE ABLE TO RIP YOUR DATA IN THE NEXT MOMENTS
You: THANKS YOU FOR BEING SUCH A STUPID FAGGOT !
Stranger:
Woop! One more fucker to die :D
You:
NEXT TIME, DO NOT ENTER TO SITES WITHOUT A LEGAL FIREWALL AND CERTIFIED CREDENTIALS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Note: I do know I sound like a sick bastard.

Report abuse Omegle wut

3 comments by Maggot4ever on Jan 25th, 2011

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hi.......................asl?
You:
19 f usa
You:
u?
Stranger: 21,m,india
You:
Ah...
You:
i love india !
Stranger: ur name...............
Stranger: ?
Stranger:
?
You:
Katy
You:
yours?
Stranger: Rahul
You: Nice to meet you Rahil! :3
You: Rahul*
Stranger:
me 2........katy
Stranger:
katy
You:
are you a student or what?
Stranger: yes,,,,,,last year engg student....u
Stranger:
?
You: I'm a singerrr woo
You:
I'm really good at it :)
Stranger:
k.....nice.....can i ask u a personal que?
You: sure
Stranger:
do u hav a bf?
You: noo
You:
do you?
Stranger: i had a gf.....but we break up last month
You: aaaww thats so bad !
Stranger: yeah.........can we hav fun?
You: like chatting?
You: sure :3
Stranger: chattin nd..............................hop u understood?
You:
you live in India right?
Stranger: yeah...
You:
I live in the USA
Stranger:
yeah i got it..........why
Stranger: ?
You:
why what?
Stranger:
why r u askin dis again?
Stranger: abt our country/
Stranger:
?
You:
I just want to clarify it
You: haha :3
Stranger: k.....now i hop u belive me
Stranger:
wats d time in us now?
You:
3 AMStranger: k.......here its 12:35 noon
You:
nice
Stranger: say smthin na?
You:
I want you to read this carefully
You:
it had some really secret stuff
You: You just wasted several seconds of your life reading this. Good night perv ! *trollface*

You have disconnected.

Report abuse Links 2 3 4 ; Dalai Lama and Du riechst so gut by Rammstein

0 comments by Maggot4ever on Nov 15th, 2010

Du riechst so gut - Herzeleid.

Funny: The dog and the suddenly-appearing flowers. And the whole thing of course.


Dalai Lama - Reise, Reise

Funny: Although the chorus is sang with a really soft and melodious voice, the trash guitars are still there.



Links 2 3 4 - Mutter

Funny: Ants listening to Rammstein. And the fact they also headbang e_e


Listen and enjoy.

Report abuse Mein Teil - Rammstein

0 comments by Maggot4ever on Sep 14th, 2010

Report abuse Complete History Of The Soviet Union, Arranged To The Melody Of Tetris

0 comments by Maggot4ever on Aug 23rd, 2010

NOW THE LYRICS
To Moscow I came seeking fortune
But they’re making me work til I’m dead
The bourgeoisie have it so easy
The Tsar’s putting gold on his bread
The people of Moscow are hungry
But think what a feast there could be
If we could create a socialist state
That cared for the people like me:

I am the man who arranges the blocks
That descend upon me from up above.
They come down and I spin them around
Til they fit in the ground like hand in glove.
Sometimes it seems that to move blocks is fine
And the lines will be formed as they fall -
Then I see that I have misjudged it!
I should not have nudged it after all.
Can I have a long one please?
Why must these infernal blocks tease?

I am the man who arranges the blocks
That continue to fall from up above.
Come Muscovite! Let the workers unite!
A collective regime of peace and love.
I work so hard in arranging the blocks
But the landlord and taxman bleed me dry
But the workers will rise! We will not compromise
For we know that the old regime must die.
Long live Lenin, kill the tsar!
We salute the sickle and star!

I am the man who arranges the blocks
That continue to fall from up above.
The food on your plate now belongs to the state
A collective regime of peace and love.
I have no choice in arranging the blocks
Under Bolshevik rule, what they say goes.
The rule of the game is we all are the same
And my blocks must create unbroken rows.
Long live Stalin! He loves you!
Sing these words, or you know what he’ll do...

I am the man who arranges the blocks
That are made by the men in Kazakhstan.
They come two weeks late and they don’t tessellate
But we’re working to Stalin’s five year plan.
I am the man who arranges the tanks
That will make all the Nazis keep away
The Fuhrer is dead, and Europe is Red!
Let us point all our guns at the USA.
We shall live forever more!
We can start a nuclear war!

I am the man who arranges the blocks
That are building a highly secret base.
Hip hip hurrah for the USSR!HIP
We are sending our men to outer space.
I work so hard in arranging the blocks
But each night I go home to my wife in tears -
What’s the point of it all, when you’re building a wall
And in front of your eyes it disappears?
Pointless work for pointless pay
This is one game I shall not play.

I am the man who arranges the blocks!
But tomorrow I think I’ll stay in bed.
The winter is cold, I’ve got plenty of gold
And I’m standing in line for a loaf of bread
Maybe we’d be better off
If we brought down Gorbachev

I am the man who arranges the blocks
That continue to fall from up above.
The markets are free! So much money for me!
Tell me, why should I care for peace and love?
The markets are free! So much money for me!
Tell me, why should I care for peace and love?
Peace and love, peace and love!

And now the wall is down, the Marxists frown
There’s foreign shops all over town
When in Red Square, well don’t despair
There’s Levi’s and McDonald’s there
The US gave us crystal meth
And Yeltsin drank himself to death
But now that Putin’s put the boot in,
Who’ll get in our way?

So we reject free enterprise
And once again the left will rise.
Prepare the flags to be unfurled
For we’re seceding from the world:
We shall regain the Georgian soil
We shall obtain the Arctic oil
We shall arrange the blocks and toil
Forever and a day.

Game over.

Report abuse R I P #2 Paul Gray

4 comments by Maggot4ever on May 25th, 2010

On May 24, 2010, The Des Moines Register reported that Gray had been found dead at a room in the Town Plaza hotel in Urbandale, Iowa. He is survived by his wife Brenna who was expecting their first child at the time of his death. An autopsy is scheduled for Tuesday, May 25, as cause of death is unknown. The band has not yet made an official statement regarding Gray's death.


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Report abuse FAG KATO IS FAG

2 comments by Maggot4ever on Jan 12th, 2010

«ЅЅЄ» LTC. [ωα†]: wow
«ЅЅЄ» LTC. [ωα†]: my dick is as hard as a rock
«ЅЅЄ» LTC. [ωα†]: LOL
Da Fat Cat: funny because when you said that mine got hard too!

WIN.

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Report abuse HEY LOOK A CAT!

2 comments by Maggot4ever on Dec 20th, 2009

I was playing half life when suddenly.. A CAT!
A CAT!
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A CAT! A CAT!
A CAT! A CAT!
! A CAT!
A CAT! A CAT!
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A CAT!



Report abuse Stukov

2 comments by Maggot4ever on Nov 12th, 2009


Alexei Stukov



Alexei Stukov (also spelled Alexi Stukov) is a human from Earth from the game StarCraft: Brood Wars. He was a Vice Admiral in the United Earth Directorate (UED). He was the general DuGalle's best friend, and his military skills were out standing.

Stukov was murdered in tragic circumstances, then mysteriously revived as an infested terran by the zerg to make use of him for their own deeds.He was later rescued by Jim Raynor and the protoss, who used a nanotech serum to turn him back to normal.

Stukov was a well known specialist, better known as a ghost. He enjoys smoking and vodka, and speaks with a Russian accent.

You can see the Stukov's funeral here, it's pretty well done if you think this game was done in 1998.

To Summ up, HE IZ TEH SH1T YAY!

3 comments by Maggot4ever on Oct 21st, 2009

Kato should know what i am talking about:

Maggot4ever Maggot4ever 7hours 54mins ago says: Online
Do you know where argentina is? :D


Henley Henley 5hours 31mins ago replied:
Yes, why is it important.


dafatcat dafatcat 5hours 34mins ago replied:
It's obviously in Mexico!

LLOLOOL NOW YA SPAM HENLEY'S PROFILE WITH DAT SHIT.. ISNT ENOUGH TEH STEAM SPAMMING SON?


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