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4 comments by Lupus_of_nox_noctis on Jan 26th, 2011

Every now and then out ISP seem to drop dead for no reason at all. This list is for things to do during those unimaginable times.

1.Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
2.Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
3.You mean there's something else to do?
4.Steal WiFi from your neighbor.
5.Play single player mode.
6.Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.
7.Slit your wrists with broken AOL trial disks.
8.Start talking to your girlfriend again.
9.Call friends to see if their ISP is working.
10.Create your own IM bot to converse with.
11.Plot out your revenge for the ISP.
12.Run in circles, screaming hysterically about the end of the world.
13.Open up the ol' pinging .bat file!
14.Take a shower and scrape off mold/fern from body.
15.Go through your web cache to see if you missed anything.
16.Switch to TV.
17.Twiddle your thumbs.
18.Go to the bathroom (of course!).
19.Hang yourself with network cables.
20.Load up the zsnes emulator and play chrono trigger and earthbound for hours.
21.Smack your modem against the wall.
22.Smash your head on the keyboard until it restores.
23.Get a black rooster paint a pentacle with his blood and do some invocations.
24.Go out to buy another pallet of Mountain Dew for the year ahead.
25.Host a LAN game with hopes of people joining.
26.Write your lists on paper.
27.Bet on horses; wake up the gerbil.
28.Go to Starbucks and Login to T-Mobile.
29.Pray to the Dark Gods that it will be fixed.
30.Try dialing in every 10 minutes, just in case its back up.
31.Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.
32.Dial 911.

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Akalonor May 11 2011, 12:02am says:

Ave, True to Ceasar

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Lupus_of_nox_noctis May 11 2011, 4:08am replied:

What is it, Profligate? :P

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Akalonor May 11 2011, 9:56am replied:

Once A Republican always a Republican.

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Lupus_of_nox_noctis May 11 2011, 10:23am replied:

Nah, im a Brotherhood of Steel exile. I killed one of my Comrades in the field and i was told to never return. So ive got a nack for technology and supersledges! =D

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Akalonor May 11 2011, 6:44pm replied:

I told myself I would be sneaky, but atm, I Just walk in with power armor and the tesla beaton prototype :D

Or be sneaky with a gauss rifle, I love that gun.

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Lupus_of_nox_noctis May 12 2011, 4:26am replied:

You found the YS Unique Gauss Rifle? That gun is the best lol

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Akalonor May 12 2011, 9:08pm replied:

I never got around to hunting down the YS, but I got the unique Tesla cannon from the crashed vertibird.

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Lupus_of_nox_noctis May 13 2011, 4:06am replied:

Yeah thats pretty good. Costs way to much to repair though. unless you can find other Tesla Beatons.

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Akalonor May 14 2011, 1:28am replied:

80 ECP's per shot is a bitch too.

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Lupus_of_nox_noctis May 14 2011, 8:20am replied:

Yeah, the unique Gauss cannon uses half the normal amount of ammo and does more DAM.

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