PLEASE post this to your blog if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by pandas. Pandas are nearly unstoppable, and when hungry, also breathe fire. 71% of people won't copy this into their status because they have already been eaten by pandas, 28% are hiding in their showers with fire extinguishers awaiting the coming pandocalypse and the remaining 1% - yes you - it is your duty to save mankind by spreading the news of the terror that has befallen us.
