Some say... he has no understanding of the color brown... he has only ever eaten one cheese grater... he is the only real American not to vote for Barrack Obama... he has no bed, because he sleeps on the ceiling... he once ran a mile straight down... he outran a Bugatti Veyron...but the only reason why, was because he was driving it... all of his arms are anamatronic... his fourth leg can also be used as a battering ram... soon after he beat Bill Clinton in 2004, he decided not to be president, because he was afraid of the color white... his insides contain only popcorn... his factory was shut down, because it was declared to safe for the US government... his terrorist threat to kill the chairman of the EPA was foiled because he made a big oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico... water makes him rust... rain makes him melt... he does not like the letter 5... the number i makes him irritable... oranges make him peel... his brain is a delicacy in 23 different middle-eastern countries...

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Aug 23rd, 2012
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