Some say... he has no understanding of the color brown... he has only ever eaten one cheese grater... he is the only real American not to vote for Barrack Obama... he has no bed, because he sleeps on the ceiling... he once ran a mile straight down... he outran a Bugatti Veyron...but the only reason why, was because he was driving it... all of his arms are anamatronic... his fourth leg can also be used as a battering ram... soon after he beat Bill Clinton in 2004, he decided not to be president, because he was afraid of the color white... his insides contain only popcorn... his factory was shut down, because it was declared to safe for the US government... his terrorist threat to kill the chairman of the EPA was foiled because he made a big oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico... water makes him rust... rain makes him melt... he does not like the letter 5... the number i makes him irritable... oranges make him peel... his brain is a delicacy in 23 different middle-eastern countries...

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L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Jan 14 2014 says:

I'm back, baby (que shades and pump-action jesus-shotgun)

+4 votes   media: Stuff
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Jan 2 2014 says:

element 133

+5 votes   media: This has Tiberium written all over it.
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Jan 1 2014 says:

I know feedback for 3.0 is supposed to be posted on the FAQ, but I was curious to know if the allies are going to be getting a "steamroller" fation like the Headquarters and China. Frankly, I find the Allies to be rather lack-luster compared to previous versions, including vanilla YR.With Headquarters' Irkala and the Centuurion, the Allies lack a sumbstantial BAMF unit or effective counter.

Just wanted to bring this up for balance-sake

-4 votes   mod: Mental Omega APYR
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Dec 25 2013 says:

I cant tell you how many times I've bitteninto one of these things and swallowed a smart car. It's hard to explain how it hapened at the hospital...

+2 votes   media: Murica!
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Dec 10 2013 says:

I need to change my pants...

0 votes   media: Tiberium Essence 1.6
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Nov 26 2013 says:

Emperor of the Daleks?

+4 votes   media: Recognize me?
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Nov 26 2013 says:

I LIIIIIIIIIKEE

+3 votes   media: Renegade X - February Launch Trailer
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Nov 23 2013 replied:

For the love of god, no warp. Please. No warp. Not again.

+1 vote   media: Terminator
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Nov 17 2013 says:

A Truth
B Lie
X Push

+5 votes   media: Have some stuff
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Nov 17 2013 says:

False story

+4 votes   media: Have some stuff
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Nov 16 2013 says:

driver- "shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit"

+12 votes   media: PT-91EX
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Nov 16 2013 says:

"Only in Battlefield"

+4 votes   media: only in Russia..
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Nov 15 2013 replied:

*agreeing nod*

+1 vote   media: The Soviet Mammoth Tank
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Nov 15 2013 replied:

If you ask me, the RA3 counterpart seriously needs more dakka, and the C&C3 and C&C4 versions lacked the Umpf they were renouned for. Part of being a BAMF unit is being badass...something EA has a hard time understanding.

+1 vote   media: The Soviet Mammoth Tank
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Nov 15 2013 says:

Mass Drivers: making foolishly shielded units **** their pants since forever.

+4 votes   media: Canderous-class assault tank
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Nov 12 2013 says:

This. Is my BOOMstick

+4 votes   media: Ultra Mobile ligth tank destroyer !
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Nov 12 2013 says:

wow
much cages
such chin
much adventure
wow
very doge

+8 votes   media: Wow. Such Cage
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Nov 11 2013 says:

The mod launcher activates, but after a long black screen, it kicks me into the standard version of the game. A check for updates revealed nothing. Any ideas why it still refuses to work?

+2 votes   mod: C&C Retarded: Red Cocaine
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Nov 9 2013 says:

I'm running out of pants...

+5 votes   media: Public Beta out on 30.11.2013
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Nov 9 2013 says:

I don't get it

+7 votes   media: Name*
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Nov 9 2013 says:

Love the way everybody has a console war while I sit back and reap the benefits of PC. Ahhhh. This is the life.

+9 votes   media: eye toy
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Oct 1 2013 says:

Not sure if Leopard II, or T-90

+1 vote   media: P.L.A. Iron Mountain Heavy Tank
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Oct 1 2013 says:

C&C Red Alert, much

0 votes   media: have some tanks
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Oct 1 2013 says:

I like it.

Note to self: Get self one of these

+1 vote   media: have some tanks
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Oct 1 2013 says:

This is a very interesting mix of the Object 279 Soviet experimental tank and the moder T-90. It would sure be something if they made this

+2 votes   media: T279M
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Sep 19 2013 says:

Wtf just happened

+1 vote   media: have some stuff (Mix version)
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Sep 19 2013 replied:

...(In the chamber of course) SHUT UP!

+2 votes   media: So many guns!
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Sep 19 2013 says:

somebody care to explain where the ammo goes?

+2 votes   media: So many guns!
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Sep 19 2013 replied:

In Russia, always bigger better, da?

+2 votes   media: PL-01 Concept comparision
L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr Sep 3 2013 says:

I'm just sitting here with my jaw dropped for a couple minutes....

+3 votes   media: GIF dump
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