Some say... he has no understanding of the color brown... he has only ever eaten one cheese grater... he is the only real American not to vote for Barrack Obama... he has no bed, because he sleeps on the ceiling... he once ran a mile straight down... he outran a Bugatti Veyron...but the only reason why, was because he was driving it... all of his arms are anamatronic... his fourth leg can also be used as a battering ram... soon after he beat Bill Clinton in 2004, he decided not to be president, because he was afraid of the color white... his insides contain only popcorn... his factory was shut down, because it was declared to safe for the US government... his terrorist threat to kill the chairman of the EPA was foiled because he made a big oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico... water makes him rust... rain makes him melt... he does not like the letter 5... the number i makes him irritable... oranges make him peel... his brain is a delicacy in 23 different middle-eastern countries...

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ Stuff

I'm back, baby (que shades and pump-action jesus-shotgun)

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ Mental Omega

I know feedback for 3.0 is supposed to be posted on the FAQ, but I was curious to know if the allies are going to be getting a "steamroller" fation like the Headquarters and China. Frankly, I find the Allies to be rather lack-luster compared to previous versions, including vanilla YR.With Headquarters' Irkala and the Centuurion, the Allies lack a sumbstantial BAMF unit or effective counter.

Just wanted to bring this up for balance-sake

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ Murica!

I cant tell you how many times I've bitteninto one of these things and swallowed a smart car. It's hard to explain how it hapened at the hospital...

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ Tiberium Essence 1.6

I need to change my pants...

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ Recognize me?

Emperor of the Daleks?

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ Renegade X - February Launch Trailer

I LIIIIIIIIIKEE

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ Terminator

For the love of god, no warp. Please. No warp. Not again.

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ Have some stuff

A Truth
B Lie
X Push

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ Have some stuff

False story

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ PT-91EX

driver- "shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit"

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ only in Russia..

"Only in Battlefield"

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ The Soviet Mammoth Tank

*agreeing nod*

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ The Soviet Mammoth Tank

If you ask me, the RA3 counterpart seriously needs more dakka, and the C&C3 and C&C4 versions lacked the Umpf they were renouned for. Part of being a BAMF unit is being badass...something EA has a hard time understanding.

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ Canderous-class assault tank

Mass Drivers: making foolishly shielded units **** their pants since forever.

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ Ultra Mobile ligth tank destroyer !

This. Is my BOOMstick

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ Wow. Such Cage

wow
much cages
such chin
much adventure
wow
very doge

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ C&C Retarded: Red Cocaine

The mod launcher activates, but after a long black screen, it kicks me into the standard version of the game. A check for updates revealed nothing. Any ideas why it still refuses to work?

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ Public Beta out on 30.11.2013

I'm running out of pants...

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ Name*

I don't get it

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ eye toy

Love the way everybody has a console war while I sit back and reap the benefits of PC. Ahhhh. This is the life.

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ P.L.A. Iron Mountain Heavy Tank

Not sure if Leopard II, or T-90

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ have some tanks

C&C Red Alert, much

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ have some tanks

I like it.

Note to self: Get self one of these

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ T279M

This is a very interesting mix of the Object 279 Soviet experimental tank and the moder T-90. It would sure be something if they made this

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ have some stuff (Mix version)

Wtf just happened

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ So many guns!

...(In the chamber of course) SHUT UP!

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ So many guns!

somebody care to explain where the ammo goes?

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ PL-01 Concept comparision

In Russia, always bigger better, da?

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L00Ng_StRyKr @ GIF dump

I'm just sitting here with my jaw dropped for a couple minutes....

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