KiwiWarrior

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6 comments by KiwiWarrior on Jun 9th, 2010

About the Kiwi ( get to know kiwi xD)


Well i have been on moddb for 5 months now i think well i think i joined in February, so i'm going to post here a little bit about mes xD

OK my name is Alex ( that looks like shit loads of people have Alex as there name here) or you can call me Ginga i don't care, lol no one i know in lf has call me alex in 16 years now lol, its Ginga get that, Ginga can you drive me home, Ginga wanna get wasted XD, THe things i love to do is SAILING i love sailing by far the bes-test sport ever, well and water based sport i do or i have tryed it, i love fishing as well, wielding ( my 2nd fav past time xD) its just epicy fun, i like learning and doing shit with electricity like wiring a shit, and last but no means shiest gaming.

This is the longest i have ever stayed on one sit by the way xD

Some of the friends i have meet along my 5 months here

(they will not all be in it but thats life)

BigCheese256( or aka cheesey), lol my first friend on APB i stalked him and got his xfire and then did more stalking and got his moddb account lol.
Lord_Skeybar ( guy that new avatar made me sick all over my pc), this sexc little guy is the bestest 3d modeler i know, and his funny he talks to him self alot and i mean ALOT.
Admiral-165 yep hes my friend
*~*Sierra*~* hmmm ummm hmm umm a random person, thats my friend hes from Canada, Americans hat, wait i forgot Admiral-165 from there 2 i think, (man i have lots of friends from Canada).
Black/Brunez he stalked me for a bit then i added him outa love <3
ComeradeStalin hes my friend because his name is that of the greatest man that ever lived (no spam please).
Echo-Four: i'm so sure this guy and sierra are the same guy, i'm trying to work it out its scarey how if one is online on xfire 2 mins the other logins in its not funny xD
MattmanDude my first and only redneck/cowboy friend ( he better not get mad he did make the redneck group xD)
Rwr my sexc kiwi friend yep LOL
Sensu.Okami aka wolfy just call him wolfy he loves that name LOL
[$#!T-Happens] one of my fav mates, and hes a aussie i know i know, hes still funny xD

Here some that are not on my friends list but i think they are my friend xD

jjawinte i think he was my very first stalker xD i mean Watcher
Feillyne because hes got a cool name and hes fun to talk to some times xD

Well thats some of what i think are my best-est net mates

Kiwi's class


Kiwi here to tech you people about electricity, ok there are two types DC = battery's and AC out of your wall and generated at a power station and if you put them together you get ACDC +D to you see what i did there XD.

DC = Direct Current
AC = Alternating Current

OK we all know DC has a + and a -, but AC does say it with me theres no fucken + and - with ac its alternating current its like a sin wave well it is a sin wave i guess if you done maths a school you will know well any way it changes, for half the cycle its + and the other half its -, so what do the 3 things at the end of your plug mean then, umm ones phase ones Alternating Current and the one all by its self cos its to sexc is the earth, all countrys have the same basic plug but they change the colors( omg i'm sure colour as a u in it say spell check you fail me) of the wires i don't know.

So what does the earth do you may be asking your self well its mainly only used on metal things, but all the things with have the earth pin, ok what it does, say you have a cut inside say your toaster on a wire, and its touching the metal out side so it you touch it, it could i don't know kill you, this is were the earth comes in it should all ways have a lower ohms then your, and current is fucken a lazy ass and it go for the easterly way but to its home cos all current wants to do is go HOME so it will go the earth way and not in to you and then make your RCD go off hopefully.

The differences between a fuse and a RCD, the fuse is there to save your machines its to slow and to hard to go off to save you, a RCD is there to save you

How a RcD words it looks at the earth wire and if there is any current on this w ire it will cut the power

What is current well current is amps now are the things that kill you but NOT by them selfs they need volts just like volts will not kill you without amps, thing of it like your tap ok the amps are the water coming out and volts are the unseen but still there pressure, volts are what push the amps tough your body,

That's my teaching for the day
kiwis class signing off

Why do people think if some goes to University they are smarter then some that went to tech


lol is this the world we live in lol heres some thing to think about

say this guy is a doc

looks like jjawinte avatar don't it

but to the story so we have a doc but no trade people which =
no hospital

BOOM gone this not here

Also no tools

lol yes cos docs use hammers LMFAO

YES he maybe a fucken doc but he can't do fucken shit, hows he going to help any if theres no hospital or tools to do his job its a FAIL

it works the other way around to (no pictures this time)
so you are a trades man you have the tools and have the building but you don't have the skill's to do it

SO this is what i don't fucken get why do people think this. i will give some one from university my fucken wielder and see what a shitty job they will do and they would burn then selfs, its none of them are smarter then the other i mean a tradey could be as smart as any one that goes to university he just likes to use his hands, works the other way as well.

This shit pisses me off so much, you need one of the other to work you need both, if we lived in a world with only people going to university we would have no house nothing to live in no one to fix shit


Kiwi signing off your are the weakest link good bye

LOL

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6 comments by KiwiWarrior on May 20th, 2010

The Start


OK this is a idea i had for a game type from when i first started play games which was when i was 12
which is 6 years ago now, i'm reading it on paper cos i'm sick of no one making a game any close to my dream game, and i know there are some fucken skill people on moddb and mayb one will try and make it.

My first idea for a dream game


This one is truly just a test of is my idea even do able so heres some more info on it.

OK it would be a FPS/RTS/RPG,Ok this is whole it would work xD, There would be on guy that builds the base like in RTS view, his join is to look after the money and base things like that, then other team members are in FPS/RPG view they can build tanks planes and BOATY's when the command and build the building's they need, more on the RPG bit later, game play will have boats planes and tanks as i said all maps will have lots of water for the boats, there will be lots of other supply things around to map to get more money this would make the team go out and get as much of the map as they can so the commander to build more money builds and the team would get more money, there would also be 2 or 3 tech buildings around the map which no one owns and if you got them would would unlock some spacial tanks/boats/planes. The main idea of this is you have to kill the other teams base.
The main idea that made me wanna find a game like this, is i;m sick of all the shitty new FPS that have forgotten about team work like mw2 lol wtf one person can get a nuke by him self and that games over wtf were has team work none in games, or forgetting tanks are no the only vehicle in the world there are planes and ships sigh.

FPS/RPG View :

OK this is what all the team will be in but the commander, there job is to go around the map trying to get the tech buildings/ supply points around the map so the commender can build a bigger base, there job is to all so kill the other teams base. Ok now for the RPG bit in the game, The rpg bit will be like mass effects RPG (because of how much i love this game), as you kill the other team members you will get some xp to use on your self, there would be 5 classes and they would all have different skills they would be , a solder, a sniper, a heavy gunner, a support gunner, and a mage like the Adept from mass effect.

Commander RTS view :

OK i said what this guy does main up the top there but he all so get buy bot army's to hope his FPS players out they will be weaker but there main used will be as meat shields for the players, and to stop the other teams commanders bot army's, there would be no pop cap how i hate that in RTS games, the commander would also get power to use much like zero hour, if he kill some things with his bot army and got a new level, he could call in bombers and things like that, the bot army's would be controlled like Empire at war, when you build a men its not just one man its a group of men same with bot tanks you do not get a group for bot boats

vehicles


Ships :

I'm sick of games not adding any good fucken boats like naval battles are my fav BlueHell is the first ones i have seen to use air/land/air in a game thats why i love them so, there will be lots of different types of boat will different uses, there would be a battleship back to live after ww2 because it would be like to tank for the sea taking hits for the other boats, its second role would be to bomb the fucken outa land forces it see with its long range, the sub his main goal would be to stealthy get past to battleship and attack the weak but more powerful ships, Destroyers there role would to help the battle ships and to stop subs from getting to close he can attack land targets but no were close to the range of the battle ships, missle subs there one and only role is to fire misses at land target's, aircraft carrier's there job is to help the plane out by being a moving airfield , (because planes will use fuel more on this later), this will have some weak anti ship weapons and advantage anti plane weapons, anti aircraft ship is role is to safe guard the battleship and all other ships from planes, gun boats there role is to go around the sea at high speed looking for the other teams boats, Missile ship his only role is like that of the missile sub wait but also he will have long range anti ship missiles.

Planes :

there main and only role is to support the land and sea players, as i said before planes use fuel so they just can't fly all the way to the other base thats why your commander has to build out to make more room out in the map for airfields so they can better help the land and sea units, aircraft carriers would be the easiest why to do this because up to 10 plans can land on one aircraft carrier, and they can move around the sea, making here your going to attack from hard for the other team.

tanks :

just like all games xD

OK as you can see so far this dream game would be very heavy based on team work, which i think all games should be based on, like say you lose to battle so the air you will not lose like that but your ground and naval units are going to have a fucken hard time staying alive and holding there group, you lose the sea and and will be a attacked for all over the map, you lose land and you lose new supply points and unowned tech centers.

Remember people this is not a game its a idea


this is were i would hope to see a game like this go


OK if that first idea works and its do able, the next step is to add this idea its will be a MMO(i know i fucken know don't tell me i know)/RPG/RTS/RPS, this games has to add the MMO one this one would not take 30 to a hour to win, this idea could go on for a week, but you don't have to stay there for the week the game will remember you and put you back in the team you were in and give you guy hes level back, this game would have Space/land/air and sea battles, ok here it goes

Commander :

his job will be to look after the planet hes is the commander of, it will not be a building like in RTS mode, his job would be to build a base on the plant EaW galactic conquest style, there will be 10 planets in the server, and a new commender is picked after you get a new planet to look after that planet, plues 3 tech planets that you can't build on.

Space Commanders :

OK there will be some different types of them here, First the space commanders will see the game in RTS view and it will be heavy capital ship fighting cos i hate fighters and bombers, they will see the game just as if they were playing Eaw with hard points and things like that,
Battleship Commander : He can only build battleship class ships xD, his join so like that of a battleship at ship to take as much of the hits as he can
Carrier Commander : he will be the very long rang space ship sending out fighters and bombers, will have no weapons of his own
Support Commander : Now his ships will have very long range and things like that, he can also bomb the planet with his long rang guns when you have kill all other space ships now this lets you weaken the planet alot, you can kill all there anti tank/air/inf tower from space but this option needs lost of money so its only for the richest team, he can also attack buildings need to build tanks but this will not kill them as this will make it way to unfair for the ground battle it just makes it slow to build things and you will need more money to build plans/planes/boats.

FPS View:

same as other game

Bots :

again there is a attacking commander only 1 of these guys per team his job is to build bot army's to help the player air/sea/land, he will also get general points like zero hour

RPG:

know this is a big bit in this other idea, when you not attacking the other team,all the people on your team can go into FPS on your planes this means the commanders as well but only on your planets, here they get get mission's from the ai to get you more xp. like a space commanders RPG could be all your ships have +5% or some thin like this, theres missions give the players some think to do when they are no attacking

Planets :

Ok to take a plane off the other team first you must kill there space force around the plant, then your send in drop ships, the pilots drive them or bots and fighter's and bombers, the drop ships have your men tanks and things like this. there will be 5 battles for a battle the first battle will have no naval fighting,if a drop ship makes it to land its not over thats just to start and have to send as much as you can down, you can't swam tanks and men on the planet on the first battle they all have to be send down by drop ships this is way you need a carrier space ship to send fighters down to help guard them, if you get to win the first battle then your battle commander gets to build a base there now hes not the commander of the plant just there to rebuild that bit of land, the defeater's can't counter attack for 30 mins giving the attacks time to build a base, the attackers can attack again as soon as they want but they should build there base first, the 2 to 4 battles are just like the games up the top if you build your base after the first battle

These two games are my dream game and i'm yet to see any one make a game close to what i see in my head xD, i know its long i hope you liked reading it but its not over yet.

Random Shit about my fave Topic Warfare


you don't have to read this bit its just for people that are ibto this type of things

First off there are two different views in all wars the tactic view which is just from battle to battle ( the only View USA see's in they have this in common with Hitler both could only see tactic views), then there is the Strategic View which is see the whole picture if the like what would happen if i attacked here what would be the out come how can i win the war what battle to i need to win and what battle's can i lose, U.K. and Russia and china are three fucken country that are epic at this, they can think and both views which makes them very hard to bet. Country's that only see in one view don't mater what one view they can see are super easy to been down to nothing, were as country's that have commanders that see in both views are just about upbeat able.
See this is why American is so lucky to be still alive and around, they only alive today because of there nukes, as soon as some one finds a way to stop nukes before they get to there country you can say good bye to the USA. When people say american is a super power this makes me LOL, they haven't been a super power in forever they haven't won a war after ww2 that was the only war they have won, no country fears there army/navy/air force they laugh at them, they only fear the nukes.
See heres so info so you will see why american can only see in the tactic view, lol the war in the middle east ok the middle east was a shit hole before the american's got there but it was a big pot of oil, some how to ask my how but american were thinking they had nukes, (i don't know why american should care is a different country is making nuke, its not there fucken country to have a noise in, but sigh Americans think they own the world, bet you 90% of them couldn't tell me were New Zealand is or were the middle east is). So american went in not thing about what would happen if they went in not thinking how could they win this they just went in, and that was the one spike the middle east needed to just BOOM into a ball of fire. ( see Hitler did the same thing but to Russia, not being sad of any think but atm American leaders get more and more like Hitler lol)

My list of super Powers and why


1. U.K. ok most people don't see the power of the U.K,. and go by super power based on the army, but i island don't need a but army all it needs and the best naval leaders and ships in the world does the u.k. have this check, and the best air force commands and poit's does the UK has this yep, so its a super power no country has a hope in hell winning a war vs U.K. ( if some one says American has the best air force and navy i will drive to your house of fly there go into your house and laugh in your face)

2. China because of its tactic and Strategic views of the world, its got some of the best commanders i have ever read about, fuck me they don't need half the men they got, with there strategies the war is over before it started

Yep thats my list

My Top Commanders in ww2

1.Georgy Zhukov (Russian General fucken great commander)(don't know his rank)
2. The desert fox (German General guy don't know his rank would be number one but he found on he was on the wrong side to late, he didn't to any of the things that the other German Generals did thats why his battle were the other clean battles in ww2, i know people will say but he was in the plot to kill Hitler yes i know but it was to late)
3. Winston Churchill he was just the fucken man he ever give up

Last for all questions

Does any one know a engine that you can make my idea i game cos i have even up on any making this and i'm going to try and make it my self so any know a good engine that could make it

Well we are at the end of this little story it has taken me 2 hours to read i hope you like it

Report abuse LMFAO

1 comment by KiwiWarrior on May 17th, 2010

Some think random i found on the net

 

Report abuse Get to know Kiwi, and New zeland

3 comments by KiwiWarrior on May 15th, 2010

Ok in this blog i will show you were i live and more info about New Zealand again


OK thats New Zealand Zoomed out the red dot is around the area i live in, that but red thing to the left is the land of shit we don't need to go into it any more then that, ok yet's zoom in should we


Ok so theres My home town Rotorua, as you can see there are lakes all around me xD all of them are 10/5 mins drive from my flat, if you go north you hit Tauranga lol a shit hole (LMFAO havoc). Wait Rotorua all so called Rotovegas by the locals and some other people in Nz if they know why.
Ok i will Zoom in more know


OK this is my flat aka my mates call it the ass house because the two trees on the drive look like ass checks and the drive way makes you fell like your driving into a ass well thats what they say any way i don't know, so come stalkers stalk me i dare you lol, i just saw google maps has a photo of my car in this photo xD, look at my car just parked there, hmmm well thats were i live in Nz

Now time for more info on Nz

Kiwis hate/Love Aussie i'm sure most country's have a country they Love/hate like the Uk has France, USA has Canada, Russia has Poland, German has the whole world (LOL), Japan has china and Russia,
North Korea has South Korea and China. LMFAO i love that one Germany has the whole world lol.
As you See in my first picture New Zealand is made up of 3 big islands, the North Island (aka the main Island shh south Islanders), the South Island (we are so good at naming Islands are't we)(aka the sheep fucker Island, well its more of a Cow fucker Island now lol, North Island more forestry then any think)
and the third Island Stewart Island(see we can name things other then north and south xD) its the smallest of the main islands lol, there are some other Islands but way smaller there names are Chatham Islands (were all the Rice people Live xD) and yes thats it,

There are six varieties of kiwi:
North Island Brown (see the naming skills are fucken great)
Little Spotted (little spotted dick LMFAO)
Great Spotted (see what i mean about the naming skills)
Okarito Brown (These three are in Maori thats why they got a kool name)
Haast Tokoeka 
Southern Tokoeka  

There is shit all kiwis left on the mean land because  (*kiwiwarrior looks at the country to Nz left* ) because of that country called Aussie lol, i'm sure 99% of the pest on this country come from there, killing New Zealand's wild life i'm sure its a Aussie plan.

New Zealand has no predators on it well there was one but it die off when the Maori first got here, it was a eagle way better then the American eagle i will fun more out about it.

A new study shows that New Zealand's giant – and now extinct – Haast's eagle ruled the skies until 500 years ago, swooping down on moa.Scientists have known about the existence of Haast's eagle since 1871 based on excavated bones, including bones carved by early Maori, but their behaviour was not entirely clear.Because of their large size – they weighed up to 18kg with wingspans up to 3m – some scientists believed they were scavengers rather than predators.Earlier research has indicated the eagle had enough strength in its talons to kill a moa weighing 180kg, attacking at up to 80kph, or even to attack a human child.( there you go some info on the long die eagle) (the Moa is dead also xD)

 If that thing was still alive and you were in a plane and it got sucked into the planes engine the engine would not just go you would lose that whole wing xD

OK New Zealand Try's to stay clean and green but because of all the pest the Aussies give us its a hard thing to do.

New Zealand is the only country with balls it looks like we are the only ones that say no to USA lol, any nuclear powered  ship is not to enter New Zealand waters at all but matter what country it is, your waters are a no go if you have Nuclear power, New Zealand as a country that is 100% nuclear free and has no powers to build any think nuclear.

New Zealands Navy is not big just 10 ships 6 of which are destroyers class ships the others are fuel and other types like that, New Zealand has big contacts with china our bes-test Allie is this part of the world, we have trade draws with them the Navy and China's Navy go out for training things monthly. We are as close to china as a non commie country can be to a commie country.

I forgot to say this early but, Aussie to USA is like that friend (you know we all have one ) we are not  close with them, and don't like them that much but no matter what you do they are there, that is what Aussie is to USA, Aussie is like there bum boy, They wanna be just like American i don't know why, Because we say no to the USA a lot and i mean a lot, USA now ask Aussie to ask us to do some think and we can never say no to Aussie cos they are like New Zealand's retarded friend.

We are not friendly with japan (well not), mainly because they are a whaling country and we try the best to stop them.

sea shepherd is like green peace but for New Zealand waters and they are forever going afta whalers

Now this is one of there boats  
(nice boat rite)

Well it went out to stop some whaler's and this is what they did to it 
 
the whaling boat just when over it and cut the front of it off, so the captain of this boat went and got his other boat picture shown soon


This is Sea shephed main boat, ok so what the captain did the the whaling boat for cutting the front of his other boat off is this he went on the whaling boat and tryed to do a Citizen's Arrest

heres the how story cos i'm missing key things out xD 

The Confrontation
During Sea Shepherd’s 2009-2010 Antarctic Whale Defense Campaign: Operation Waltzing Matilda, Captain Pete Bethune was volunteering his services as skipper of the Ady Gil. On January 6, 2010, the much larger and more maneuverable Japanese whaling vessel Shonan Maru No. 2 deliberately rammed and split the Ady Gil in two, then hosed its crew members down with water cannons as they scrambled for safety amongst the wreckage.
The Rescue
As the Ady Gil began to take on water, the Shonan Maru No. 2 ignored Sea Shepherd’s multiple requests for assistance. Fortunately, another Sea Shepherd vessel, the Bob Barker, was nearby and was able to rescue the Ady Gil crew members. After repeated attempts by the Bob Barker to salvage and tow the remains of the Ady Gil to a nearby French base, and after removal of all remaining fuel and pollutants on board, the Ady Gil was ultimately deemed unsalvageable and sunk to a watery grave.
Citizen's Arrest
As a New Zealand citizen, Captain Bethune was empowered under New Zealand law to serve a citizen’s arrest warrant on the captain of the Shonan Maru No. 2 for the sinking of his vessel and the attempted murder of himself and his crew. On January 15, 2010, Captain Bethune made his first attempt to serve the Shonan Maru No. 2 with a citizen’s arrest, but he was unable to complete the service.  On February 15, 2010, Captain Bethune made a second attempt, and this time, he was able to successfully board the Shonan Maru No. 2 to deliver his citizen’s arrest warrant, along with an invoice for the loss of the Ady Gil.
Captain Bethune Detained
Unfortunately, upon boarding the Shonan Maru No. 2, Captain Bethune was detained and taken all the way back to Japan, where he is currently being held in a maximum security jail cell in Tokyo awaiting trial on an array of amped-up politically-motivated charges with potentially severe penalties. These charges include: (1) trespass, (2) possession of a weapon (the knife used to cut the net while boarding), (3) alleged injury to a person, (4) property damage, and (5) interference with normal business activity. At the moment, Sea Shepherd is working closely with Captain Bethune’s legal defense team in an effort to obtain his release from Japan as quickly as possible. 

Well thats, that story

Well thats all folks 

Report abuse YAY i'm up for my Dream Job

1 comment by KiwiWarrior on May 11th, 2010

The Start (why does h2 look better then h3)


OK after working in mines/forestry from when i was 16/17, i will just been waiting for a job like this to come out its a electrician but no normal fucken electrician that knows shit about how electricity and how it works, but a special one (like i have been called some much times here see i'm special lol xD )a industrial electrician (epic), i get to do some welding who does not love to weld see this is the welder i got like threes ago, (this is not mine its just a picture of one i found on the web xD)

Sexy no

not only do i get to weld and play with 400volts AC (them house electricians only get to use 203V haha) i get to learn PLC programing (ok if you don't know what PLC programing find your hole again and go back into your hole and stay there for the next 152000 years). but thats not it i get to learn fitter and turning as well is that not epic or whatys.(whatys is a word i just made it up now)

Ok now thats over now to talk about this shit house thing know as steam


Why is steam a fucken price of bullshit heres my answer, and why is xfire so much better

1.Steam you have to buy a steam game to use all its things wtf this is fucken bullshit i don't like any steam game why should i go out of my way for this, lol xfire don't ask you to buy any thing you can add friends without having any game
2.to top 2 of when i try and update steam i'm sure its doing this

(can some tell me if this gif is moving lol, cos i see it move when i go to edit the blog but when i look at it on my page its not moving)
its like wtf i have ever updated any program when in the fucken middle of it it goes backwards how the fuck does it go backwards its like wtf, are you deleting my files, cos its out of the fucken blue, it think it updates more lik a virus then any think

3.Random fucken crashes this program has to be more bugy and have more fucken holes in it them vista did lol it forever crashing doing fucked up things and just over look being random, now xfire has never crashed one time when i have been using it, it updates like a program should.

4.Fucken shit games, to get steam to work you have to have a steam game some people like them i hate them all, 95% of them are FPS which need no skill at fucken all to play, thats what i'm mostly pissed off about steam turning the FPS games and dumbing them down, why play a game if you don't need any skill, its just about as bad as me2 i got a boom stick you die, so i have giving up with FPS made by most people, the only people making good FPS that you need skill for you the bluehell group and and the game scud storm, Steam giving you shit house FPS for all of time,
don't even get me start on DOW2 wtf they just fucked up the whole of DOW ok so moving on

steam is shitter then EA i mean Fucken Ea, but it is, ea trys to make skilled games steam just spams games


well i got that out i'm happy again

and two pictures to go out on

some one tell my what the top 2 words are lol

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10 comments by KiwiWarrior on Apr 28th, 2010

OK lets start with the start should we


 ok so what does MMO mean well it means Massive Multiplayer Online or i turn MMO into SOT which means Shit On a Stick, so why do people like MMO thats a good question, can you play normal games online YES can you talk to people on games without MMO fucken hell YES are there lots of people on non MMO games again FUCKEN HELL YES, do normal games cost money to pay online fuck NO. so the question is why do people pay for a MMO then they can buy a non MMO and play people online for free, i don't think i can answer this question but at a random guess i would say they have no brain, they are sheep they shit money all of these are OK answers but not the answer.

(sgh i'm going to kill moddb header buttons not working have to make me to all the work moddb HTML source away)

Part two lets talk more about MMO's  

Well do MMO's cost money online YES do you have to pay for the game at the start YES, Ok so Why buy a MMO god only knows whenever you buy a MMO a ceiling cat is born see you want this thing watching you

 

and this one is born also i stop buying MMO's heres the 2nd one to be born

(sigh omg moddb i'm sick of your buttons work  i'm i press all your buttom i'm i turning you on moddb to the html source away)

WOW the true shit on a stick game

ok this is what i think on WOW heres a picture of shit on a stick to get a better idea what shit on a shit is 


man that looks nice don't it not well thats what wow looks like take a good long look at it LOOK AT IT

Ok what now what now ok i know heres a cookie for all the people that don't buy WOW

 
see theres your cookie hes a nice mouse is he not  

hes a different animal with i cookie i don't know wtf animal it is but first one to guess gets both cookies 
 
noez the animals give the cookies to the cat see here the cat

 
well at lest hes sorry i guess, so what know what know hmmm
does it need more ceiling cat na
more cookie animals na
i know i know i will add a picture of tali just for admiral not a sad admiral 

lol this made me LOL i searched for tali without mass effect and got this is will LOL

 
admirals true tali lol 
ok more tali for admiral check
what now what now

i know to tell you all c&c-pickled brother is gay because he plays WOW
Make fun of picky brother check what now
yea i know to tell you my washing machine is on
and this is what it looks like 

ok washing machine check
ok now I know i will show a picture of the best boat is the world

Fuck me what a great boat i will do my next blog on it i think  (hopefully we get the New Zealand cup back soon aka the Americans cup but he had it for the longest out of any other country in the world so i think they should rename it the Kiwis Cup we only lost it cos your main sail got a hole and it, it was one shit after a other in that race things were forever coming off the boat, i don't know why its still called the Americans cup they ever make it past the first race lol dicks lol Americans fail at sailing now, lol 6 of there crew went over board in the race here how the fuck to 6 of your crew go over board lol thats fucked up, by the way the boats name is Black Magic)

Talk about black Magic check
what now what now
oo yea have you heard of a pig in a blanket well heres a cat in a hers a cat in a blanket 
 
 Cat in a blanket check
what now what now what does it need
 i Know some Basement cat is what it needs
 

Now to let the battle for your souls to start


and to end it heres a cat doing a i don't know one of these cube things 

OK i know i know i have gone off topic but this is the end it has taken me 24 mins of my time i hope you like and it

oo some one loves Sensu how cute

THE END
 

Report abuse Question Who is Legion You non Players of mass effect maybe asking

4 comments by KiwiWarrior on Apr 26th, 2010

OK legion is this guy 

Isn't he just to coolest little robot thing you have ever seen

Hes way cooler then my other favorite robot which was on timesplitters 
and he was this guy 

he looks cool as well and he was fucken funny at the end when you think hes dead he says "i only wanted to be loved" which made me LOL all the time 

and hes a geth if you don't know mass effect geth are these well not evil just miss lead robots that were working for the reapers on the first one, the reapers i these super robots that come along and kill all live in the well were we live you know that place starting with U
So any way on the third one you find out there is a group of geth that don't think the reapers are gods and on a mission you and chose to kill of the geth that think they reapers are gods of just to reprogram them (i all was pick to reprogram then xD poor little lost gethy you don't wanna kill that whole group thats mean)

Ok heres a picture of a reaper guess what reaper dis one is 

its the crabby looking thing thats the reaper ok (Admiral-165 can not take part in this)

and this is some geth xD
 
cool rite (they got a light bulb for a eye xD)

Ok and heres Tali cos Admiral-165 is in love with here lol (joke its a joke i don't think he in love with her lol key thing JOKE ok remeber Admiral-165 its a Joke one more time now JOKE)

Report abuse Zero hour Contra tournament

0 comments by KiwiWarrior on Apr 19th, 2010

Due to popular opinion the tournament will be postponed and a proper set of rules will be put in place.
The new tournament date will be decided after any ideas are posted, the tournament rules are:

Tournament Mode
5 Min Ceasefire (only key words only if the other person wants it, if he says  rush is on oo yea)
And if any unfair bugs are used then send me the replay and I will decide if it will mean a rematch

The maps will be
Round Robin:Tournament Desert
Quarter Finals: Tournament Island
Semi Finals: Tournament Plains
Finals: Tournament Desert

Ok the Hamachi server this the same: Zero Hour Epic
No password

The tournament will begin on 16th May at 8:00am GMT+12 but the time could change.

The tournament STARTS at this certain time and date this by no means makes it so all the games are to be played at that certain time, participants will be given 24 hours to complete their game and if they fail to do so the person who comes through with evidence that they tried to get a game played will be put through to the next round.

New tournament type it will now be a Double Elimination, so what happens is if you lose you get one more game but in the B group and not the A group
(by picky)

I was read a post and do you think the staff could do some PR for us or is that to much

Any questions hit me or picky up on xfire or the server on KiwiWarrior2010 or picky is pickledo 

one more thing on the 15th the roster is finalized

Report abuse LOL Cat Bible

0 comments by KiwiWarrior on Apr 19th, 2010


Genesis 1

Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz
4.An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.
5An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.
7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.
8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.
9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.
10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.
11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen.
12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.
13 An so teh threeth day jazzhands.
14 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day.
15 It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly.
16 An Ceiling Cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.
17 An Ceiling Cat screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs.
18 An tehy rulez day An night. Ceiling Cat sawed. Iz good.
19 An so teh furth day w00t.
20 An Ceiling Cat sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so kittehs can eat dem. But Ceiling Cat no eated dem.
21 An Ceiling Cat maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Ceiling Cat sawed iz good.
22 An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh
23 An so teh...fith day. Ceiling Cat taek a wile 2 cawnt.
24 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.
25 An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm.
26 An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte, An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers.
27 So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated tehm.
28 An Ceiling Cat sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs.
29 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.
30 For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.
31 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthxbai.

Genesis 2

So datz how teh skyz an teh Urfs wur finishd, an al teh stufz in dem. 
2 An on Caturday, Ceiling Cat was dun makin al dat stuf; an he restd, thinkn uv how awsum it wuz.
3 An to clbrate, Ceiling Cat made Caturday speshl, an sed "Do not want bad stuf on Caturday"; cuz dats when he restd frum all his werk creatin and makin cool stuf.
Boi
4 Anywayz, here ar teh ppl Ceiling Cat made when teh skyz an teh Urfs wur reddy.
5 Urfs had no farm plantz n farm catnipz n stuff yet, cuz Ceiling Cat no maek rainz yet, but iz ok cuz kittehs DUNT LYKE wetfurz. An ther wuznt any farmrz eethr.
6 But teh fogz caem in liek in Frisco an waterd teh entyre grownd so teh plantz wud be happee.
7 An Ceiling Cat madez a boi outta teh durt, did invisibl CPR, an teh durt boi wuz a reel boi.
8 An Ceiling Cat growed a gardn in Eden (datz in teh eest... wen u lookie norf and tern rite), an Ceiling Cat tuk da boi thare.
9 An Ceiling Cat growed lotsa prity and yummy farm treez! Teh tree of happee an teh tree of morulz wur in teh middl of teh gardn.
Geografee
10 Bai teh way, if u iz a geografee nut, a rivr caym frum Eden to watr teh gardn, an it splitted intu 4 rivrz wit srsly weerd naemz.
11 Rivr numbah 1 wuz Pison (did u sneez? blez u!). It wint to Havilah, an gold iz thare.12 An itz rly awsum gold!!!! Ohyeah, therz sum stuf calld "bdellium" an "onyx" thare, too.
13 Rivr numbah 2 wuz Gihon (it spellz "nohig" backwrdz... not so great acshully). It wint to Ethiopia. So nou u knowz how to getz to Ethiopia.
14 Rivr numbah 3 wuz Hiddekel (yes, srsly). It wint to Assyria. And rivr numbah 4 wuz Euphrates (u afrayd o'theez?). It wint to Ur. Now, bak to teh storie.
Moocows an Gurl
15 So Ceiling Cat put teh boi in teh gardn to be itz farmr.
16 An Ceiling Cat sed to teh boi, "See all theez froot treez? Knok yurself owt.
17 But dont eet teh froot of the tree of morulz, cuz if u eatz that then ULL DIE! Srsly! Kthxbye."
18 An Ceiling Cat sed, "teh boi is alown an dat an dat iz bad; he needz frendz so i wil maek him a gud helpr."
19 So Ceiling Cat made farm animulz and birdies frum durt. An Ceiling Cat brot them to teh boi to c wat he wud naym them: an teh animulz wur calld wutevr teh boi calld them. If thay didnt liek it, tuff tamales, thay wuz stuk wif it FOREVAH!!
20 An teh boi naymd all thoze animulz, but nun of dem wuz a gud helpr.
 21 So Ceiling Cat gived teh boi invisible sleepin pill an did sum surjerie an tuk owt wun of teh boiz rib bonez. Ohyeah, an Ceiling Cat put teh skin bak on, so teh boi wudnt be PO'ed latr.
22 An Ceiling Cat transformd teh rib bonez into a prity gurl. Ceiling Cat tuk teh gurl to teh boi, then watchd teh fun begin.
 
23 Teh boi sed, "Her boddy caim frum my boddy? Sweet! I callz her 'Gurl' cuz she caim frum a boi, an it sowndz betr than 'Frumboi'.
24 Thatz wiy a boi leevz his mommy an daddy an getz mareed to a gurl.25 Teh boi an gurl wared invisible fur, an didnt fink it wuz bad. 

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Report abuse Differences between aussies and kiwis

2 comments by KiwiWarrior on Apr 18th, 2010

ok still people are asking me but aren't Aussies and kiwis the same type of people omg, it turns out my
first blog was not clear for some people.

 

OK thats like saying Americans and Canadians are the some type of people  or heres a better one
U.K. and France are the same people 

 

So Hopefully this will be my last blog on this topic, if some still can't work it out i will shoot them my self.
First things First are nation animals are not the same,
In New Zealand we have the kiwi a sexy little bird thing, Aussie has this fat little thing named koala

See isn't that a fat big nosed funny looking thing isn't it 


 
This is a Kiwi isn't it a sexy little bird, ooo how cute is it

Now on to the sports (i don't think there will be any pictures here ( i will just do the main sports))


Rugby

(OK this is the main sport of both country's (but i don't like it sailing better))

Ok Aussie Vs the Kiwis, in this sport its a draw. that i know of we win some they win some,  but there team is green ewww green i know right, your team is black see two different colorer's two different teams  

Cricket

( Third most played sport in both country's)

OK this one is the same as above lol, some colors same wins / loses 

so its a draw

Yachting

(OK this is the sport we have the biggest winning percent at, but its not the main sport here (one of the lowest which is gay), this is my sport one of the only sports i do)

In this one New Zealand owns up we win Aussie lose to the fucken days, We won the Americans Cup for fucken years longer then any other country has ever hold it for, Your boat has the best name out of any other sailing boat "Black Magic" yea yea epic name i know (my yachts name is "Dolly Bird" just as epic lol joke, my other yachts name is 'Help Me') 


So to End the Sports


So to end it, New Zealand Wins because of sailing, because Aussie , so sorry to tell you Aussie but just because you don't sail you lose points on this one so we win
(sorry about under line this fucken thing will not go away i have clicked on it like 50 times so looks like under line away)


(omg now under line goes away, sgh still not going away up there i don't know)


Now lets go to what the country's land looks like(PINKY)

OMFG under line not going away and the color not changing back nvm (PINK away)
Ok here this one i will have some pictures

Ok that is Aussies landscape omg how shit house is that its all dusty and shit man oo man 
(don't ask me what those little circles are in the middle of the picture i don't know)

Ok Thats New Zealands Landscape how sexy and good is that, OMG its green and we have water look at that Water to you see that shit happens WATER ok i'm over the water now

OK i hate this under line think its gone again and now my color has gone i'm going to cry it this happens again

The cost of living

Ok people who are not smart think you get payed more in Aussie then in New Zealand, but this is a lie ok, you may in fact get payed more over there but the cost of living is just about double so you end up getting th same pay as you do here, its just one of those things,  

OK this is the end i will add more to it later i think, if you got any think you wanna add to it any topic i will, i'm looking at Shit happens here for some ideas and 
C&C-Pickled 

i'm sleepy so i'm going now that pink thing pissed me off (PINKY) as well as the under line thing, my back is killing me whole this has taken me 1 hour to do 

My next one I will do later on  will be about USA and Canada so people from those to country's should comment tell me what they would like to see in it,  as to be far (i know this one is not far but Aussie can take a lot of shit, which i know usa can't they get so mad when you make fun of there country) so Canadians only post far comments that are far i don't want any bitching Americans around XD