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ok still people are asking me but aren't Aussies and kiwis the same type of people omg, it turns out my
first blog was not clear for some people.

OK thats like saying Americans and Canadians are the some type of people or heres a better one
U.K. and France are the same people

So Hopefully this will be my last blog on this topic, if some still can't work it out i will shoot them my self.
First things First are nation animals are not the same,
In New Zealand we have the kiwi a sexy little bird thing, Aussie has this fat little thing named koala

See isn't that a fat big nosed funny looking thing isn't it

This is a Kiwi isn't it a sexy little bird, ooo how cute is it

Now on to the sports (i don't think there will be any pictures here ( i will just do the main sports))


Rugby

(OK this is the main sport of both country's (but i don't like it sailing better))

Ok Aussie Vs the Kiwis, in this sport its a draw. that i know of we win some they win some, but there team is green ewww green i know right, your team is black see two different colorer's two different teams

Cricket

( Third most played sport in both country's)

OK this one is the same as above lol, some colors same wins / loses

so its a draw

Yachting

(OK this is the sport we have the biggest winning percent at, but its not the main sport here (one of the lowest which is gay), this is my sport one of the only sports i do)

In this one New Zealand owns up we win Aussie lose to the fucken days, We won the Americans Cup for fucken years longer then any other country has ever hold it for, Your boat has the best name out of any other sailing boat "Black Magic" yea yea epic name i know (my yachts name is "Dolly Bird" just as epic lol joke, my other yachts name is 'Help Me')


So to End the Sports


So to end it, New Zealand Wins because of sailing, because Aussie , so sorry to tell you Aussie but just because you don't sail you lose points on this one so we win
(sorry about under line this fucken thing will not go away i have clicked on it like 50 times so looks like under line away)


(omg now under line goes away, sgh still not going away up there i don't know)


Now lets go to what the country's land looks like(PINKY)

OMFG under line not going away and the color not changing back nvm (PINK away)
Ok here this one i will have some pictures

Ok that is Aussies landscape omg how shit house is that its all dusty and shit man oo man
(don't ask me what those little circles are in the middle of the picture i don't know)

Ok Thats New Zealands Landscape how sexy and good is that, OMG its green and we have water look at that Water to you see that shit happens WATER ok i'm over the water now

OK i hate this under line think its gone again and now my color has gone i'm going to cry it this happens again

The cost of living

Ok people who are not smart think you get payed more in Aussie then in New Zealand, but this is a lie ok, you may in fact get payed more over there but the cost of living is just about double so you end up getting th same pay as you do here, its just one of those things,

OK this is the end i will add more to it later i think, if you got any think you wanna add to it any topic i will, i'm looking at Shit happens here for some ideas and
C&C-Pickled

i'm sleepy so i'm going now that pink thing pissed me off (PINKY) as well as the under line thing, my back is killing me whole this has taken me 1 hour to do

My next one I will do later on will be about USA and Canada so people from those to country's should comment tell me what they would like to see in it, as to be far (i know this one is not far but Aussie can take a lot of shit, which i know usa can't they get so mad when you make fun of there country) so Canadians only post far comments that are far i don't want any bitching Americans around XD

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Admiral_Nemo
Admiral_Nemo - - 5,294 comments

Am I to understand that you do not like Australia? xD
I havn't been to New Zealand myself but I've heard that it is one of the most beautiful countries in the world.
Hope you appreciate how lucky you are. :)

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KiwiWarrior Author
KiwiWarrior - - 1,507 comments

lol yep

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