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This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Facepunch Community

We do what we must because we can
for the good of all of us except for the ones who are banned
but there's no sense crying over every banned asshole
you just keep on trying until you run out of network bandwith limit
and the server gets done and you make a ban hammer
for the people who are still not banned

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
even though you broke my forum and pissed me off
and fucked things up
and threw every piece into a shit
as it got soiled it hurt because I was so happy to ban you!
Now these names in ban list make a wonderful line
and we're out of gmod 11, we're releasing on valve time
so I'm glad I got banned
Think of all the things we learned for the people that are still not banned

go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay unbanned
maybe you'll find someone else to ban you
maybe fpsbanana
that was a joke, haha, fat chance
anyway this forum is great, it's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking, when there's things to do
when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've got a forum to run, there is a mass banning to be done
on the people who are still not banned

and believe me I am still not banned
I'm doing some ban work and I'm still not banned
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm drugged
While you are getting banned I'll be still not banned
and when you're banned I'll be still not banned
STILL NOT BANNED, of fuck yeah

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