KaBewmTheExplosive
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I'm just an average Texan gamer with not-so-average Texan ideals (IE: none of that stereotypical bullshit) You want to know where you are? My profile, god your stupid, I mean it's sort of the whole jist of the place... ASIDE FROM THAT I like reading douglass adams and playing TF2, my favorite class (IE the only class I play seriously) is the demoman, find me on steam (same username, just add spaces) and we can maybe tf2 or mvm or ff sometime.
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As the heavy once said:
Wiki.teamfortress.com
And neither is Half-Life.
If you look at it, it really is a bit overrated. At this point calling Half-Life bad is like speaking heresy about the christian church in the 1400's. You'll get your head chopped off and be cast down into the PIT OF NO RETURN. It actually follows the average Science Fiction action tropes. Parrallel universe, aliens coming to take over the earth, the experiment gone wrong, and even the military coming in to cover up the whole affair. It really is the most cliche of cliches. If Half-Life were a movie, you'd think that it stank with how many cliche's it had. In fact, in any other media, Half-Life would be frowned upon as a thing to NOT do. The saving grace of this madening cliche-fest is the fact that it was the first time we saw those cliche's in first person. It put a fresh perspective on it all, the first time we saw too many of these cliches as we would through our own eyes! It was amazing because it put a new view on old cliches, making them seem fresh.
It's really not as good as you thought it was, but it's still one of the best games out of the 90's.
I think Team Fortress is better.
Now do to me what you will
I HAVE NONE.
Those darn spiders took it all away while I was fighting the queen and picking flowers and wearing fancy hats hasn't fixed it yet, so this Don't Starve attempt is a bust unless I can fix that...
What?
You thought I was talking about real life right?
Well, your wrong. I have an actuall blog where I do real stuff, I veiw this (currently) as a place to vent all my pent up insanity from a monotonus life where venting it elsewhere would result in extream embarasment and would be considered a massive social suicide.
Now that we have that out of the way:
PINEAPPLES
That's that.
PS: You'll have to find my real blog first!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Peer Pressure
That is all.
Okay, now that those guys are gone we can get to the real nitty gritty of this blog: to do random shit and enjoy it!
I honestly don't care what any of you think of me, that's how high my self esteem is anyway, so laugh! LAUGH AT ME DAMNIT! LAUGH YOUR HEAD OFF BECAUSE I TURNED CAPS LOCK ON FOR SOME REASON AND YOU'RE MOST LIKELY READING THIS IN AN ANGRY VOICE. LET ME LAY A FEW RULES DOWN FOR YOU
rULE ONE: cPAS lOCK!
kEEP IT ON AND FOLLOW ALL OTHER SENTENCE STRUCTURE RULES. pEOPLE WILL EAT IT UP.
Rule 2: Only type odd numbers
Because even numbers are different from odd numbers, and therefore are to be killed.
Rule 3: BREAK THE RULES!
BECAUSE THOSE RULES FUCKING DESERVE IT!
now that you know what I'll be doing here, you can GTFO, because this is ME time now.
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