Great is the mystery that surrounds Joe Johnson.

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JoeX111 May 8 2007, 11:27am says:

I received the creator's permission to review Zombie Master in its beta form. We get bitched out so often for covering a beta mod in progress that we are rather shy to do it anymore.

+1 vote   article: Dragonball Source
JoeX111 Mar 27 2007, 3:19pm says:

We will, even.

+1 vote   member: Golfboy
JoeX111 Feb 21 2007, 1:37am says:

Oh man, this looks awesome. I'd reinstall Vice City for this in a heartbeat.

+2 votes   article: Back to the Future: Hill Valley Announced
JoeX111 Dec 20 2006, 4:12pm says:

Sounds nifty, I'll have to check it out.

+1 vote   article: Outpost Xen released
JoeX111 Oct 2 2006, 11:15am says:

He looks like he's saying "Yo yo, whazzup, bro?!"

Awesome job though.

+1 vote   media: Hunter
JoeX111 Sep 27 2006, 10:57am says:

Funny, even.

+1 vote   member: Hastings
JoeX111 Sep 25 2006, 12:35pm says:
Quote:OOPS he made a massive mistake, by 4 he meant 4000

When I posted this news update, only four people in 5 pages of entries had created a piece of ModDB promo art. Trust me on this, I had to go through the thread copy pasting all of the names off.

+1 vote   article: Defcon Raffle!
JoeX111 Aug 31 2006, 12:59am says:

Where'd 'ya get Dannigirl from, angel eyes?

+1 vote   member: Dannigirl
JoeX111 Aug 11 2006, 4:09pm says:

Yes you do need UT2004, since it's a UT2004 mod.

+1 vote   member: MMD
JoeX111 Jul 30 2006, 4:18pm says:

But, but, it's a preview....

+1 vote   article: Defcon
JoeX111 Jul 3 2006, 7:08pm says:

The D'ni letters and numbers are a very nice touch.

+1 vote   article: New screens.
JoeX111 Aug 28 2006, 11:18pm says:
Quote:Why did you review this game if F.E.A.R. did nothing for you?
This game is all about the atmosphere; crawling around not knowing what will be around the next corner.

Hate to break it to you, but nothing is around that next corner.

Atmospheric horror games are awesome. I'm a huge Silent Hill fan and I've been totally freaked out by System Shock 2 on a dozen occasions. Just because I didn't find F.E.A.R.'s "let's put in a spooky scene, then kill guys for a half hour" mentality flawed, doesn't mean I'm any less fit to review it.

Quote:You blamed it for everything that it could be.

That makes no sense. If anything, I blamed it for not being what it could be, when it's little more than an adventure game with a fancy engine.

+1 vote   article: Penumbra
JoeX111 Jun 9 2006, 8:40pm says:

Don't post the same thing in two seperate sections of the forum.

+1 vote   member: GreyHorse
JoeX111 Jun 7 2006, 1:07pm says:

Still looking to visit someone's Animal Crossing town?

+1 vote   member: Theday
JoeX111 Mar 19 2006, 1:55am says:

Holy freaking ****. That Cathedral-esque screen shot is probably one of the coolest things I've seen come out of the Doom 3 engine.

I'll definitely be watching this.

+1 vote   article: New media
JoeX111 Mar 5 2006, 8:09pm says:

Damn, those look fantastic.

+1 vote   article: Shattered Faith New Website and Renders
JoeX111 Feb 10 2006, 4:40pm says:

Looks awesome. Downloading now. Features to possibly be written soon!

+1 vote   article: Ground Zero Combat Prototype Released!
JoeX111 Jan 24 2006, 3:58pm says:

As I already said elsewhere,

That first concept image there looks amazing.

+1 vote   article: New images added to the Gallery
JoeX111 Jan 23 2006, 4:57pm says:

-_- You know, I meant that to be a PM...

+1 vote   member: ][ndy
JoeX111 Jan 5 2006, 2:05pm says:

Sounds fantastic.

Once you guys get something playable going in this new build, let me know. I'd love to write you guys up an awesome preview.

If possible, I'd also like to see a skip back to the free roaming camera after dying, or at least letting that be an option. The security cameras are cool, but I always miss the action and find myself pretty bored watch them.

+1 vote   article: The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands.
JoeX111 Dec 9 2005, 1:23am says:

Downloaded, playing, and liking it quite a bit.

I'll try to review it in the next few days or so.

+2 votes   article: Union City Blue Mod Public Beta 1.0
JoeX111 Nov 16 2005, 12:13pm says:

OMG PWNZORZ 1 F0UND U!!!1!!one!11!

+1 vote   member: C_Skoth
JoeX111 Nov 1 2005, 4:02pm says:

Awesome work.

+1 vote   article: Another Media Release
JoeX111 Nov 1 2005, 9:57pm says:

Wrath of Malachi was an interesting game.

+1 vote   article: Halloween Update
JoeX111 Oct 1 2006, 4:26pm says:
wickedtoaster wrote:much better, i just hope u guys keep the MOTM up to date. i dont want mods like clone wars to have the MOTM for half a year

We are already starting on the next one, so, turn around time on these should be pretty damn consistent.

+2 votes   article: Cinema
JoeX111 Sep 30 2006, 11:32am says:

Haha, I think he means, "Who won the match discussed in the review?"

The answer of which I can't even remember. I want to say we, the Green Army, did, but I can't recall for the life of me.

+1 vote   article: Defcon
JoeX111 Sep 29 2006, 1:30am says:

You just posted something and aren't on MSN?


+1 vote   member: Karuto
JoeX111 Sep 28 2006, 10:34am says:

lol, we might, but I don't follow music much.

Doesn't make your comment any less funny, though.


+1 vote   member: methy
JoeX111 Sep 27 2006, 8:25pm says:

Whoa, I want one of THOSE!

+1 vote   media: Infinity66
JoeX111 Sep 27 2006, 11:41am says:

Hahahahaha, I love your entry with Dr. Strangelove. Very well done.

+2 votes   member: dishwasherlove
JoeX111 Sep 27 2006, 11:39am says:

Your poem entry was great! Hahaha.

+1 vote   member: ::idiot::
JoeX111 Sep 27 2006, 10:57am says:

I think your Defon entry is pretty good, actually.

Very funn. :p

+1 vote   member: Hastings
JoeX111 Sep 26 2006, 10:50pm says:

It's a joke, sweetie. Get with the program.

+1 vote   article: MOTM 2.0 Teaser
JoeX111 Sep 23 2006, 10:20pm says:

That promo image you posted is awesome.

You should zip that over to Vicky, Introversion Software's PR rep.

+1 vote   member: grudgE.
JoeX111 Sep 23 2006, 3:03am says:

Energy drinks are for wussies.

I drink Koolaid with extra sugar, baby.

+1 vote   poll: Late night modding? What's your energy beverage of choice?
JoeX111 Nov 21 2006, 10:40pm says:

Padman looks amazing. I'm half tempted to buy another copy of Quake 3 Arena just for it.

+1 vote   article: New WoP Trailer! Out now!
JoeX111 Sep 20 2006, 6:25pm says:

In the article or in life?

At the time of the article, you were currently being detained in the ModDB Underwater Facility, off the coast of Japan. Thus, unavailable for comment.

in life, you are currently debating the chewiness of your after dinner fortune cookie, wondering if you remembered to take the fortune, hopefully a good one, out before consuming it.

+1 vote   article: MOTM 2.0 Teaser
JoeX111 Sep 20 2006, 12:54am says:

The UK Headquarters of ModDB have never been found, because Stuffie possesses a secret power he learned in the Orient to cloud men's minds, and utilizes it night and day to keep them protected.

So it's a damn good thing no women ever come 'round looking, or the jig is up!

+1 vote   article: MOTM 2.0 Teaser
JoeX111 Sep 18 2006, 3:34pm says:

You get your name in a post when you regularly message the guy writing the article, of course.


+1 vote   article: MOTM 2.0 Teaser
JoeX111 Sep 18 2006, 10:40am says:
Darkcraft wrote:I like that this site is not going all corperate like all the other sites that become popular

Us? Turn a dime? Are you mad? :p

+1 vote   article: MOTM 2.0 Teaser
JoeX111 Sep 17 2006, 10:26pm says:

Um, suuuuuuuure.

*doesn't remember the context for this*

+1 vote   member: Chunky
JoeX111 Jan 8 2007, 1:41pm says:

Hey, if you get on MSN, I'll give you the feedback from different people.

+1 vote   member: Sallycin
JoeX111 Sep 15 2006, 2:11am says:

Hahaha, I've had them for a while, buddy. Ever since Chop stepped down and I took over for real. It's probably been a few months...

+1 vote   member: Karuto
JoeX111 Sep 25 2006, 12:40pm says:

If you don't mind, please make your entries in the competition into three separate posts. This way, there is less of a chance of you only being entered into only one hat.

+1 vote   member: Gravitons
JoeX111 Sep 25 2006, 12:38pm says:

Hat B is for Defcon Promo's. You may want to edit your post to reflect that, to keep from being accidentally dumped in the wrong hat.

+1 vote   member: Rocket_Robinhood
JoeX111 Sep 16 2006, 10:49am says:

Nope, it's the ever-elusive Lemony Snicket. As sad as it may be, I'm a big fan.

+1 vote   member: Karuto
JoeX111 Sep 9 2006, 6:24pm says:

Sounds awesome, like a strategy oriented Crimson Skies.

+1 vote   article: Announcing A Wing And A Prayer
JoeX111 Jan 7 2007, 2:48pm says:

Your comments made here: are really unnecessary and have been removed. Please avoid saying such things in the future.

+1 vote   member: Klip
JoeX111 Sep 6 2006, 10:09pm says:

Where, oh where, has my Stuffie gone?


+1 vote   member: Stuffie
JoeX111 Sep 6 2006, 12:33pm says:
Quote:That's certainly not a very nice thing for a staff member to say.

He started it. I'm just sinking to his level.

+1 vote   article: Penumbra
JoeX111 Sep 5 2006, 7:56pm says:

Rambo, there isn't really any action in the game. It's more a creepy exploration game than anything else. It honestly has more atmosphere than F.E.A.R. does, since this game is consistently trying to scare you, whereas F.E.A.R. just did inbetween battles. That said, I didn't find the game very scary myself, but that doesn't mean you wont.

Give it a whirl.

Monkey_123 wrote:And if anyone says, "LOL UR RONG CUZ LIEK ITS A GAM LOL KTHXBAI" I will hunt them down and kill them.

The team liked my review. They even supported my reviewing it.

That said, I hope a giant eagle swoops down from the sky and kills you.

+1 vote   article: Penumbra
JoeX111 Mar 30 2007, 1:48pm says:

If I wasn't broke as all hell, I'd offer to buy it and mail it to you if you paypaled me. Every Target store around where I live has it on clearance for about $13.

And, really, that's about all I'd recommend paying for it. It's fun in the sense that you can kick guys off of ledges and make chandeliers swing across the room and send some poor bloke flying, but thats about the extent of it. The plot is pretty asinine and predictable and from what little I've played, I went through about a third of the game, meaning it has got to be terribly, terribly short.

So, I don't know. Download and play the demo. If it blew you away, rush out and buy it. If it seemed kind of half hearted, either wait until it is cheap or skip it altogether, because the demo basically highlights everything good about it.

+1 vote   member: Koroshiya_Ichi
JoeX111 Nov 21 2006, 12:41am says:

Oh for the love of cake almighty.

If you actually took the time to look at that zombie mod I supposedly run, you'd see that I'm listed as a "Voice Actor" on it. More specifically, I did some rewrites to the radio dialog used in it as a favor to another staff member. My voice isn't actually in it at all. I don't run it, I don't know much about it and my involvement is absolutely minimal at best. I don't even know what the bloody thing looks like.

I rather resent all of the accusations that I had it in for this mod and have no business reviewing it if I'm not a huge Postal fan. If you'll look at Eternal Damnation's feature listing, you'll notice that the only other written article about it on the site is an interview I conducted with the team over a year ago when I first started writing on this site. No one else on staff really cares about it that I'm aware of, but I wanted to promote it then and I snatched at the opportunity to review it when I heard it got released. I've been following this mod for quite a long time and have been anticipating it greatly, but I'm also not going to let that hype create an unfair bias towards what I perceive to be a lackluster final product.

But, why even bother defending myself? If you think I cheated, didn't finish it, hate everything Postal and refuse to enjoy any zombie mods that aren't specifically made by my own two hands, then alright. I still stand by what I wrote. If you stand by your mod, that's awesome, I totally respect that, but don't try to discredit me just to further your own agenda.

+1 vote   article: Eternal Damnation
JoeX111 Nov 4 2005, 1:38am says:

lol, your welcome.

You know, if you changed your name to "Jack", you could kick terrorist ***.

Not that I watch that show.

+2 votes   member: Handshakes
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