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Mod Review on Jun 30th, 2015

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System Shock 2
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Game Review on Jun 13th, 2015

I consider myself to be a person of few words, so I'll try to keep this short and in small points.

System Shock 2 is the sequel I didn't ask for and I sure as hell didn't want either. The blend of FPS-RPG elements seems haphazard at best and very clunky in implementation. The gameplay doesn't help either. The Dark Engine clearly wasn't meant for head-on combat (as exhibited by the Thief games where combat is mostly avoided) but unfortunately the player is forced to combat enemies all throughout the game. The pacing isn't very good either; I spent four hours just trying to get off the first floor I started on. The story is okay in most areas and I did like the concept of The Many, but the ending literally ****** me off to no end because it ruined an otherwise satisfying sequence and basically turned the entire game into one big joke. However, the voice acting for characters, the textures, and the sound design was top notch, just like the first game. Now comes the points on why this isn't a very good game and some points on it being good:

- Gameplay is clunky and very bad in some areas (guns constantly breaking in the beginning and the middle section of the game, movement is awful and feels very awkward compared to other games at the time, melee combat is also literally the worst thing I have ever experienced in a game like this; I fail to understand how you could be standing in front of someone and miss with a melee weapon, etc.)
- Skills are often split into seperate skills for absolutely no reason other than to overly-complicate things (Why is maintenance and repair seperate skills? Doesn't it take some maintenance knowledge to be able to repair something and vice versa?)
- Story is alright mostly, but the ending is quite possibly the worst videogame ending I have experienced in quite a long time. (The comedic relief was completely out of place and ruined the whole ending sequence turning the game almost into one big joke.)
- Pacing isn't very good. I spent four to five hours just trying to get off the medical / science (and engineering) deck to be able to explore the rest of the damn ship. After finally getting off those floors, the game started to pick up again but falls flat once again once I reached the Command deck and boarded the Rickenbacker. The Many's flesh home also suffers from being terribly boring and monotonous (kinda like Half-Life's Xen section) and also slightly ridiculous at the same time!

There are some good things about this game however:

- The voice acting is excellent for the time and is top notch just like the voice acting from the first game was.

- The textures are great and the level design is alright, but somewhat monotonous as I managed to get lost a few times.

- The sound design is excellent, nothing more to say.

All in all, this isn't really that great of a game, and I don't understand how this overshadows the first game so much. The first game is superior in literally every way. I might have missed a few things so I might come back and edit this review later.

Half-Life: New Life
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Mod Review on Feb 17th, 2015 - 3 people agree
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Wolfram
1 Review

Game Review on Aug 19th, 2014 - 4 people agree 4 people don't

Looks absolutely ****. Nothing was upgraded. Go play the original through a source port or something.

Quake Remake Upgrade
1 Review

Mod Review on Aug 3rd, 2014 - 5 people agree

Bad.

Quake Remake
1 Review

Game Review on Mar 2nd, 2014 - 5 people agree 2 people don't

Garbage.

Project: M.L.P
1 Review

Mod Review on Jul 24th, 2013 - 11 people agree 7 people don't
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Retarded.

Half-Life Remapped Texture Edition
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Mod Review on Jan 26th, 2013

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Half Life: one more HD pack
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Mod Review on Jan 21st, 2013 - 12 people agree

Typical "HD" pack for something that doesn't need it and doesn't even have the mapping to back it up really. Aside from that, a ton of stolen models galore. Avoid.

A one.

Terrorist Attack in Black Mesa
1 Review

Mod Review on May 25th, 2012 - 7 people agree

There really is no need to describe why this mod / game is shite.