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1 Review

Mod Review on May 25th, 2012 - 7 people agree

There really is no need to describe why this mod / game is shite.

Half-Life: Visitors
2 Review

Mod Review on Jan 22nd, 2012 - 5 people agree 9 people don't
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Terrible mod. The mapping was filled with crates. Funnily enough, hardly any of these crates actually contained anything useful. Model hacks / whatever-the-hell-they-were were also awful. This mod also has a habit of not explaining things when it happens. The city blowing up? What was that all about? Did it spontaneously combust because it grew a brain and became self-aware of how awful this mod is? Probably. The team also thought it was smart to tease you as well, as you hear sounds from the Gonome from Opposing Force. Do you ever get become acquainted with him? No. A message to all, if you're going to use sounds for a monster, you better goddamn use that monster in your modification. Also, one more thing. The ending is totally anticlimactic. A medical osprey flies down towards the base and picks you up. Sounds okay, right? Wrong! First off, there were grunts on the roof section here, and none of them seemed inclined to attack the approaching osprey. Oh okay, I get it! The osprey is on their side! It all makes sense now except one thing! WHY THE **** ARE THE PEOPLE TRYING TO KILL YOU SOMEHOW HAVE A CHANGE OF HEART AND RESCUE YOU INSTEAD?

Don't waste your time on this.

half-life: mission mc Poker
10 Review

Mod Review on Dec 22nd, 2011 - 10 people agree 2 people don't

Second greatest mod ever made.

Point of View
3 Review

Mod Review on Dec 1st, 2011 - 1 person agrees 6 people don't

Annoying, buggy, and the weapons really felt weak and useless. The only useful weapon was the first weapon you recieved. Story also feels optional as you always have to open your journal just to read what's going on.

A three.

Team Fortress 2
6 Review

Game Review on Jul 16th, 2011 - 1 person agrees

Atmosphere feels nothing like what the older Team Fortress games felt like, and I don't really like the art style they went into. However, the gameplay is much more fun than that of the older games. All the classes are rather balanced compared to the original games and all in all, it's pretty fun aside from the stupid comical atmosphere.

A six.

BooM
10 Review

Mod Review on Mar 11th, 2011 - 25 people agree 15 people don't
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Greatest mod ever made, hands down.

HALF-LIFE: Brave Brain
4 Review

Mod Review on Jan 7th, 2011 - 3 people agree 4 people don't

Incredibly lame storyline, quirky and mostly awful mapping and gameplay tactics, and hilariously bad voice acting to boot. There is still some fun to be had here however, but with many of it's cons, it outweighs the pros. Avoid this one if you can.

A four.

Half-Life: Uplink Extended
8 Review

Mod Review on Dec 21st, 2010 - 8 people agree

Decent job coming from another TWHLer (The Whole Half-Life) known as Muzzleflash / The Mighty Atom. It's quite a lot of fun as he had corrected many of the weird quirks with the original demo as well as adding on some interesting new architecture plus extending the original demo with some new gameplay. The only thing that brings this mod down is the rather buggy programming with this because things seem to act up quite often in this mod, sometimes even ending with a game crash.

All in all, an eight.

Project Orion
7 Review

Mod Review on Dec 4th, 2010

Fun gameplay, so-so mapping, and interesting language translations.

Overall, a seven.

Grand Theft Auto III
10 Review

Game Review on Oct 27th, 2010

Dark atmosphere, believable story of revenge and various acts of crime, and beautiful city at night. Still the best Grand Theft Auto in the series.

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