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Game Review on Aug 19th, 2014 - 3 people agree 2 people don't

Looks absolutely ****. Nothing was upgraded. Go play the original through a source port or something.

Quake Remake Upgrade
1 Review

Mod Review on Aug 3rd, 2014 - 5 people agree


Quake Remake
1 Review

Game Review on Mar 2nd, 2014 - 5 people agree 2 people don't


Sven Co-op
6 Review

Mod Review on Jan 20th, 2014 - 2 people agree 7 people don't

Okay -- I'll admit that this game can be fun sometimes, but seriously? A 10/10 rating is a little ridiculous. A lot of things in this mod are quirky and strange. Some are just absolutely **** (I'm looking at you, voice actor for Tor) and others are just plain annoying (I'm also looking at you, grenade physics). It's a mixed bag, really. I'm also not much of a fan for the mixed "SD" models they are using. I'd rather them make a return back to the standard models or a median of the HD pack or maybe even the improved one (aka Romka's and A.I's edits of the PS2 models). Overall, it's decent but nothing evolutionary or amazing.

Project: M.L.P
1 Review

Mod Review on Jul 24th, 2013 - 10 people agree 6 people don't
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SimCity 3000
9 Review

Game Review on Mar 6th, 2013 - 3 people agree

The game of my childhood.

Cry of Fear
5 Review

Game Review on Feb 3rd, 2013 - 15 people agree 8 people don't
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Cry of Fear. The esteemed Cry of Fear that won many awards for it's creepiness and general quality. This game is far from perfect and I can't fathom how it won these many awards.

The gameplay is absolutely awful and clunky, most of the guns felt weak, and some were just downright useless to use (aka the TMP). The movement felt bugged and clunky as well, which resulted in an extremely annoying time during the jumping puzzle sections of the modification.

The graphical enhancements were somewhat subpar in implementation and usage, because some of the maps looked really cheap with the bump maps and some other graphical effect I don't know about, but others used it well, and looked nice with them. Other effects somewhat caused lag in certain areas, but I think that might be a limit with Half-Life's engine itself, so I don't know if it really was subpar implementation or if it really was just the way the engine worked. Who knows.

Monster design and mapping was decent. Most of the maps looked really good and accommodated the monsters very well. Some aforementioned maps above I already described and don't need to be again. The monsters looked pretty creepy in some ways while others looked retarded (see the sawer boss, and the suiciders).

Something that also should be mentioned is that I believe this mod relies too heavily on darkness for it's scare factor along with the typical cheap jump scares in almost every horror mod or game ever. I still have yet to see something that can be scary during the DAYTIME.

Now onto the part of the game that was done well. I enjoyed the storyline for this game and I thought it was done well for the most part aside from certain sequences (see Sophie's suicide).
The story can hit home with many players, even myself in terms of certain aspects of it, and for that, I applaud the developers for writing something this great.

For closing arguments, the game was hard to play with the clunky gameplay, but had a great story.

It gets a 5/10.

Half-Life Remapped Texture Edition
1 Review

Mod Review on Jan 26th, 2013

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Half Life: one more HD pack
1 Review

Mod Review on Jan 21st, 2013 - 11 people agree

Typical "HD" pack for something that doesn't need it and doesn't even have the mapping to back it up really. Aside from that, a ton of stolen models galore. Avoid.

A one.

The Evasion
9 Review

Mod Review on Jan 5th, 2013 - 6 people agree

Excellent level design and awesome, but somewhat easy combat sequences abound in this pint-sized modification for Half-Life. I do have a few complaints however. On almost all of the boxes, they all used the same gib model which is the standard wood gibs, a little variation would have been better. And for some reason, the area where the Pit Drones are and later a teleporting-in Shock Trooper causes my game to crash if I die and reload a save. Though, I suppose this review is still somewhat biased since I was a tester! If you loved Opposing Force, give this a shot! I'm sure you'll like it.

P.S. Make a WON theme plx.

A nine.

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