Piss-poor excuse for vodka. blog - ivory_guard

Honestly, I want to know who drinks Smirnoff. That stuff is the weakest shit ever to have oozed it's way out of a distillery. The reason I am writing this is because the local Wine/Spirits store stopped carrying my favorite drink (Stolichnaya) so that they could put more of that Smirnoff piss on the shelf!

I wonder how many frat boys bitched about not being able to find any sour apple.

Here's an idea: take some decent booze and MAKE A SPRITZER.
If you can't mix Sprite and *insert drink here* together, there's no hope for you. 

Now, I've got nothing to drink after a hard day.
*sigh*