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have an epic valentines day XD
have an awesome valentines day XD
btw i kinda need your help guys...here are 12 pages of warhammer books and audio cds...in your opinion..which should i buy(first that im gonna definetly buy is the IG handbook)
is this something like the Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer?
rock and roll train mate!
do you have a warhammer edition of this?
infantrys comedy gallery...for the deep explorers of the internet XD
welcome to the internet XD
i liked the assault on titan look alike pics XD
*checks steam*wait a sec...this seems familiar...*checks out world in conflict*mhm...yup..yup yup...definetly yup
now this...is a game id love to play
i havent seen a polish run so fast since warsaw 1940
you make be feel like 24.media.tumblr.com
so true the part with romania...but that tatto removal costs us the economy now
so yeah...warhammer space marine and bad company 2
gamers...i think i found heaven
deviant art mate...search abbandoned places or sth like that
me too...at least i got some of my classmates to laugh with
and you know what they say...lets get over it XD
-sir whats this jibberish?
-i dont know son,maybe some kebab secret cult?
-but it has numbers sir,isnt it a map?
-islam is a strange place private,maybe this is a scraficial place
thats how i see the ingeniuity of us soldiers
you have no idea how many times i have to force close english.exe and prompt the new command niggerish.exe....in class...at english class...
well when we go back at least we are gonna see our collegues again?
in the jungle
the mighty jungle...
this actually almost happend to me...we fell asleep but the Vroom vroom mofo woke us up
well thanks for the tip
yeah...vacation...but saddly only 4-5 days left...
offcourse offcourse...exceptions apply to the case
this my dear sir...made my day XD
you must be american right?
and yes its the EU
germany ist of proud
although i hate this time of the year i must say that some people from moddb are dear to me.
they were there for me although i went awol for a long time but when i came back they accepted me back with their arms opened
so my special thank-you-for-not-being-complete-******** go to:wout,arkan,ryan,karel,rick and sakura
but worry not...cause for the rest of moddb i have this Weknowmemes.com
thats just awesome...so much want
will you upload pics of your gun?
gotta love soviet engenieering
so dumb question:do you own svt rifles or anything related to guns of the ww2 era?
thanks for the friend request!
(its right mate)
its them mate
all in all they were fun times
made for jumping from high altitudes
boot camp=1. A training camp for military recruits.
2. A correctional facility that uses the training techniques applied to military recruits to teach usually youthful offenders socially acceptable patterns of behavior.
take your pick
army camp of summer 2014
Kiwi Untold :))
i call hax
death korps of krieg are loyalist fo life mun....
thats my only objection
the rest is epic
False it means i can dance like jagger XD
Diabetes and obesity too
and thats why inqusition comes after us
dont forget about shovel firing rpgs
i find this funny cause i saw some news about poland being proud and sucesful after getting in the eu....
*grabs bible,pitchfork and summons angry medieval peasents with torches and pitchforks*
thy work of satan is this black magic
wait a sec....these are all american chaos gods...
they be fighting putin
thus meaning putin is the emperror?
Coming from a sausage your comment made me laugh way to hard
the premise of 9/11?
so accurate for romanians
we shouldnt let their drunken immigrants here too
the most accurate picture of pakistani commandos
while europe "supports" ukraine morally
kashmir region(currently disputed between these guys...check out the guard exchange XD)
**** happens chicken...why do you have to be so selfish?
they know how to use a wand ;)
hasta la crimeea tavariscii
belgium and russia most accurate in my opinion
vodka harder later
*insert russian prophanity adressed to mericans*
insert soviet russia joke*
And with donnetk,harkov,slaviansk etc etc
so many combos XD
Well breakfast and dinner are kinda same here XD
can you belive it turned out to be lemonade XD?
thats a usual dinner i eat XD
still playing retribution like an addict
i was expecting something more brutal though...like sth in the name of the blood gods...ya know what im sayin?
bad luck brian over here bros
this is madness!
peace keeping at a whole new level
apparently nature has a pretty bad opinion about the world Static.fjcdn.com*******+butterflies_51dafb_4781658.jpg
chill...they got this XD
ive seen some **** man...in the yard....
its chocolate cake...i still win XD
well its not ramen...at least the white container says its not ramen
well i have plenty tbh
i made it for a friends party but she canceled it...so more cake for me XD...it has normal chocolate and sour cherrys in the middle and praline chocolate on top XD
rabbit.exe has stopped working
oh...this is an image i havent seen in a long long time...
thanks mister eisenmann
beware guys...besides being a scrooge he also has some terrible flatulence
gazprom will be back
chaos raptor with noise equipment?
(btw how does the noise marines equipment work?)
a bit mean i know...but still they are a good way to say"what are you bitching about"
star wars:revenge of the scots
cancer is our master
lucky you...im with the imperial guard....now we get rainbow lasguns
chill bro...the cadian hideing in the lower left has this...
very funny from a country that has a **** on its face
i see what you did there mr turtle
some duct tape and a prayer to the machine spirit should do fine
i told my mother that i was going to see tigers,elephants and pathers...she thought i was visiting moscow zoo(quote from company of heroes 2)
after consumption if you suffer for a weak stomach and start vomiting field medic infantryspec advises the imediate consumption of Sodium Citrate,Strontium Bromide and Guiacol(belive me i had alot of cases of weak stomach in field trips with friends so i learned to pack alot of stuff)
and very true
i was trying to be a dedicated imperial...sorry if i offended any fans
hotter than hell
who are the space marines?
so is this a psyker?
if yes where is his bodyguard(3 guardsmen)
and why is he using magic to fight such undeveloped species like the eldar?
give him spetsnaz pills and type VDV soup XD
space hulk:adeptus cutterus
sorry but it gets really annoying at school
you just replied to one mate
man arent they young...(guy on the girls right)
you are compareing a highly civilized country like switzerland with rich people with eastern mentality(and usa mcdonalds mentality)
i would still put my cash on the titan
true meaning of last man standing eh?
most do...especially my generation
and we promise...youll never forget the nam
please have a ticket to ukraine XD
angela merkel does not agree with you mate
in that case...say hello to my lil titan
and that on the right is me preeching to my friends about warhammer 40000
meanwhile ont he chaos side...
say hello to my master crafted bolter
it sounds so familiar...where is it from?
BRING THE DEMOCRACY!
ahem...im neighbour with this guy called ukraine
guys,mine stole my bike and started singing :they see me rolling
this is the best in my opinion XD
shh...its the vision of the producer
now i can find myself in him
pft you know nothing of rpg or mmo that cape is the holy lancer cape that offers +5 mobility
+25 attack speed
not at all,this is the humor page
you are just jealous...but you can be deputy
meanwhile in romania(not that critical zones)
with gulag resorts and spa
excuse me sir...but if you check the word codex you can see the image of a cadian near the word epic
why waste resources...summary execution is what these heretics deserve
i like my toast light not imperium scorched earth flavour
+3 holy protection
i pick lasgun...gotta eat some toast
they shall charge into south korea with vespas!
wheres the ss gold
theres should be a bandana with jewkilla
cant wait ma'am
would this happen if there was like a cage match usa vs russia?
skin care maybe?
like us trying to get dates on friday night
ahem...take a glance at omon or koreeas police
right in the capitalism
or send them to the spa im siberia...they call it gulag
a few years back and meanwhile on the eastern front
scheise hans i havent seen pussy since odessa
all i can say...Heil this idea!
ahem...replace hockey club with kalash and then its correct
Empire of the riseing leaf
on top...thats my pc
on the bottom...my gf
try telling this to girls....they wont get it....
very good my friend
the food is just wonderful since all this ******** with the human rights...on one meal they even gave us cheetos
you have no idea how curios i am about the original version of this...i mean...cmon...the outfit and everything...it must have been one hell of lan party
now thats too epic
Goro in his highschool?
wise man...and he doesent get bored quickly
the dance makes it better XD
not at all
im laughing everytime i see this
why the negative karma?
its a pretty good joke
holy...this is very epic...the beard must be bulletproof
and bring them democracy
with extreme prejudice and full safety of our soldiers
i wished that too...
pft...what if its a nuclear war?
what are you talkin about...that look is pure gangsta...way overweight...but gangsta
can i choose more(they are actually extensions of me)tyrannid,necron,khrone berserk,tau,imperial guardsmen and techpriest...these are my friends for ever XD
thank god spain didnt pludered us...
plus a another update
the russians plundered too...
but mostly we got buttraped by the ottomans...but still...if you guys can find michael the brave or this movie with subs...watch it cause its worth it
the proud tribe of wakkanakukuna...proud blueberry gatherers
that ****** face....
those are the trekkies we are looking for!
oh...right in my nationalism....
*as a short reminder:rome plundered us
the otomans plundered us
the habsburgs plundered us
ofc we are mexico of europe....
im curious...whats the syndrome?
becoming a winged hussar?
**** no man....
i dont think so...boba fett had an incorporated backhead camera in his helmet....
he did not see that comeing
Im risking alot....a country with tons of citizens like russia or china
Hell it can even be india
Let the bad karma come
Uk rolls the dices....tea break gents...morale bonus +25
Still the ubermarinen kicked some cha...i mean the polish under the flag of the adolfus wardius
Surpriesingly so am i
Dont forget naked
but grandma says im a handsome young man
I feel so boosted with joy...i mean....its like a revelation....
A bit over rated if you ask me
But still their payment is better than ours in romania
I didnt know they stack **** up that high....favourite quote XD
We got a guy we call jabba...but he never saw a star wars movie
i see man...what a glorious year was it for him
a normal day my friends XD
Totally agree with ya
more realism people XD
Im glad to know i used the exact words mr sagan said
Oh marx why?
Im happy that im gettin in shape again....
normal school day for me
the movie with vin disel?
that was awesome...the second wasnt that awesome...
So you made it?
I prefer to troll them and own them...then the chat starts to get full with curse words XD
Looks like duel masters or yu ghi oh tbh
The cheseeburger is a lie
ITS ON YOU PICE OF #%&*
Let me get undressed first
So can you explain the game?
Cause ive got no idea....
Pure genius...you need to be elected president
yup...but who nows what wonders she can do with the sniper...karels female non bushmonster version LOL
Them churches...always need a bit of more money...offcourse for divine pourposes....maybe a holy lamborghini
But he has a hole at least...and privacy XD
Run brian run!
Duh crap...sorry for the minus....
Yep them bush monster are tricky
and you are the best bush monster with the VSS XD
hell yeah it does!
It hurts soo bad....
Do not judge me
Them fancy boots
I pressed it....nothing happend...im dissapointed
now in panda edition
Well that was unexpected
gotta love jason vorhees XD
well...its very weird...i mean in the morning its very cold and in the afternoon an individual could go to the pool and get a tan XD
im pretty okay myself
just uploading halloween specials XD
hows the weather in spain?
hi there mate
hows it goin?
Now just imagine him with a guitar and epic rocking skills
Am i the only one who agrees full hearted with this?
Deep stuff people...deep stuff
This comment has been posted in a private group.
tank god im mostly bald or short haired
Fire power for the win
Russian...this hat improves your driveing skills by 50% and magically gives you the knowledge to drive a tank
Hows it goin?
what about guacamelee! ?
glad about it XD
more is going to come
....words of wisdom....
Meanwhile in titanfall
true that XD
but im gratefull for Laras and yours support....also lets not forget alpha who gave me good advices...so thanks alot guys and keep watching us
I still appreciate every view and positive feedback so thanks for not ignoring my request
thanks alot for the feedback...part 2 is up already so is comeing part 3 of WOT...capsized part 2 is up tonight...thanks again for the feedback
Have a laugh
Vive la patriè
get your hands of her keyboard!
And how did you get to that statement?
Things wont get frosty thats for sure
I dont think he likes her
not stormtroopers...i cant find them here but i managed to get some clonetroopers,droids and bounty hunters
(actually i have a huge star wars collection)
i was expecting something related to pink
thanks...i like wearing army stuff XD
its an RDG hat
hello there rock star
thats what they want you to belive...they are actually shocked because when they got hit by blaster fire the impact made them see the rainbow world with candy and unicorns...true story
this is the kind of feline that rules the chain XD
my situation every day
Die you freaking noob...stop using hax!
well at least im not forever alone...only forever availible
I live in a medium city and i think im the only single person in this place...
Attractive girl:Im a lesbian/i am a bitch who will break your heart/i have a boyfriend/you arent rich or good looking enough/ew your not my type/FRIENDZONETALITY...etc etc...
Ps...a sword has to blades....just sayn...
The avatar gif is enough of proof
Happy B day
Sums up myself too...
Well that bird just outsmarted me in one single pic
But...but....im allergic to cuteness...
More like bad interior decorator...
You came to the wrong tomb ************
what my history teacher does to us....FATALITY
The moment you realise that hell is a cruise in haiti compared to this
Ps the ending is complete ********
What have i been smokeing?
So whos judas here?
Shooting a prisoners kneecaps while another one is watching...and torturing the wounded one....priceless
For the gods of metal and rock!
You dont like dirty work huh?
I can even hear satan and god screaming they want morr and louder!
Why reward him?cut his fingers shoot his kneecaps and brake his legs and arms...just fir fun...then let him/her face a slow and painful death...
Eargasm man...my insects from the room started rocking on...!
Shooting him...i expected more from a prothean...havent you learn anything from ss and nkvd interogation methods?
Rock and metal for ever!!!!!
I like e1m1 from doom...best ost ever made
I was expecting something more messy
Dont belive her thats how they tricked the soviets with operation barbarossa
Im with you bro
Yep...she says you are primitive nonprothean being...
Okay so then blades are a rather inferior and outdated nethod of offence or defence...they are outmatched by theyre fellow bullet spitters also known as guns or plasma guns
Blades are primitive...btw nice avatar
wouldnt you be?
Mhm....i still prefer my camos
You selfish devil XD
Is it only compatible with your dna signature?
What alloy is it made if?
suit yourself mate
good luck with that then
but you still need help
that means you have to stick with are ways...oh evolved ones
our medicine is evolved because of experimenting on other...like the jews...nobody admits it but nazi made a big step in medicine
you learn the best way by eperimenting on yourself...or others
true that... i know from experience
dude....one beer never killed me...
i dont say to excess it...just moderate
im not bringing it here...i like saussages and alcohol(except wine and gin)they can mix...if people invented bacon ice cream flavour why cant saussages go with alcohol and fried/boiled potatoes cant work?
well...from my experience i only drink 6-8 shots of vodka then i stop...because i know i can handle more but it wouldnt be good in the morning...and its very tastefull with saussages,cabbage and potatoes
it can mess you up...but if you know how much to drink...thats enough not to mess it up
so do i!
primitive up primitive down...you are extinct arent you?
how many have remained in your race?
*breathing in space emergency gear magically appears on me*
weak livered milk drinkers...
why not both?
*raises white paint*com ere cupcake!
legit or not...im white...and i intend to remain like that
and we can make vodka out of them
holy freakin horse ****...did you called me a nigga?
im getting itches from my ****** uniform too!and outside is ******* cold and so it is in the classroom
well its comfy for you cause you live in a warm zone but i have to go in a shirt...and a vest...and its COLD!
then take a blanket for seananners sake!
you call those uniforms....what a disgrace....
now thats a uniform!
Whats with the tshirts?
Lol...we have a new english teacher...young and goodlooking.. Ive never been interested in english in my entire life
Communism was a great idea...
But badly applied
Lack of imagination?
well thats a nice pic but why is she blinking?
*whispers*they let me drive it...
thats a big class...and how do you manage to fart unoticed
they look like one of those...special...classes...with all the ballons and stuff
The church is never paying taxes...it gets helped by donations and state but they always seem to need a bit more money...
Lol...run madafacka da bird is a killa
The bible is the newest spell it can make low level enemies turn on your side and mindlessly following your preach...i mean orders
Oh my god...what the **** is this...kill it kill it before it lays eggs
I was wondering whos gonna observe that
Omg this is sooo....wait...its true...
its super effective
(intended as a joke)
he got swag
fattyty fat fat....they se me rollin...you bet they run terrified nigga
what have i been smokeing?
i did nazi that coming....
thats my locker!
lisa...no more tv,no more radio...we read books for now
woman logic...they hear what they want
re-kick door...im here for your petro...i mean im bringing democracy
Skin...whats so outrageous about it?
Hide yo kids
Hide yo wife
Laughed like a maniac at the imoon app
english is not my first language...and typeing from a phone is not that easy like in comercials...but thanks for pointing out
he forgot the instructions manual
And this is how i escape after foing something bad
No they wont...taylor and thr one dickrection will fade away in time...but stuff like iron maiden acdc metallica....star wars....these will always survive the trial of time
Bullet through the head
Execution....hpd like 100000 points
There is a cow in this pic...and it doesnt have horns
well lucky you
wow...i usually end up home at 3PM
hm...i dont trust you...and where is my wallet?
same here...its boring but we laugh like morons
*suspicious look*are you some sort of thief like in skyrim?
we hide under the desks so the teacher cant see us...
now how did it get there?
*checks pockets*SHE STOLE MY WALLET!
i have those kinds of friends too...
haha...we have twins here too...
i know...but hey...hes a guy...i dont judge him
nice for you man...thats where some of our games come from too...but we try to be clean
Wow...you are lucky...we have to introduce ourselves and talk about us...it sucks...it feels like people are judgeing you
Oh okay...we got our pervies here too...i have this classmates that just stares at girls brest or ***...funny thing he is not aware of it and he just drools while we watch him and laugh
Well history and religion are writed by the winners
In this case the blue bird wrote his memories
He was made by evil unicorns that want to conquer the world with muffins...
Now im just curious about his hobbies XD
Perverts wouldve said to take down your trousets since they are missing their button and donr worry i saw other topless chicks
What about the body constitution....?
And hobbies....he might be a clone
I wasnt acting...i just said i dont mind you ripping your shirt off
rip it off i dont mind
the recoil on the AK was a bit hard to handle but i managed
is he a gun nutt like me?
and how do i reasemble your classmate?
in your opinion...but i like pretty much everything this pick has
Zoeys outfit....hubba hubba
Its more like dad is talkin...kuki gets embarassed and invent an excuse to save wallyis ***
I know what he is goin through
thank you...i fired the guns actually...and it was...priceless XD
i told you i was enjoying myself XD
okay thanks....sadly the sound of my mic isnt good cuse we are too poor to buy new gear...we were lucky we could afford fraps and a webcam
Oh...i remember my first talk with my exs dad....not funny
Maybe im some badass numbuh....
In a side note...you look good in the pick
A magical bird brings them....duh...
Off course i know um freakin 16...
I think im numbuh 20 in my class...so who am i in the show?
Yes i did...they got the baby from atlanta
Holly apples...we are 11 boys and 23 girls...and we ended up 6 in a desk
Nice to hear that....how many are you in the class?
I dont get it....oh wait...nevermind
And it already sucks for me....what about yours
Love the song...keep it up alyx...
Take a look at avenged sevenfolds welcome to the family
Made with love in sovieg russia
I wonder why
Oh my...such handsome pixels
If only i could climb ladders like in cod...it would be awesome
Woof woof motherfacka
Bark my flea *** pup
Zero ***** given from the horse
whats up friend?
Gotta love the barett m82
Shooting a 50.cal bullet at an incredible range...it can almost be used as an anti light armored vehicles
the monkey cheeks?
why thanks...im pretty much an expert in military stuff
Kuki is like...wtf should i do?
its called courage...and he is dam brave to face an enemy twice as big and superior
well...hes a man...i understand
i never liked those monkeys
so many toys
well i do am a number one aint i?
and who are you then?
stalking at its finest...ugh...
agree...she is too freaky
well he got the supreme leader...shes pretty responsible just like him...they seem a perfect match
not sure if its a win or not for nigel...
oh i see...so what happend to nigel?
where did the slevees go?
i didnt say that they cant be a couple....
a trip to the caribeans would cost a bit too much...but its worth it
sorry...english is not my first language...i learned it on my own...so i got a few words that i can not spell corectly
thank you...i know they dont match but its hard to find military stuff here so im happy with what i get
im not that smart but i heard they had a thing...i like wally because his tough...kuki seems a bit dumb...
i like nigel for him being a loyal and devoted friend to them
dude...im so stoned i see burritos and dancing bears drinking vodka and eatin ice cream
nope...sorry...its just something i found on deviant art
i think every guys pants are shrinking
darwin was a clever man...and he said some things...
i did nazi that comeing...
to go with the gif
to the showers with him!
it is a trap!
*plane flies in background*
every man is welcomed
so true...i had to pull nr11 many times to get rid of the fat ones
dam auto correct
yep...i was just curious about your reply
i love them...but ed edd and eddy with regular show...those are my favourites
i definetly am nigel
awesome cartoons...still watching them XD
well...bad luck for me then XD
btw...do you have female shepards number?
i dont know...but you are screwed...i would have kept a low profile
in a real z-pocalypse...makeing sound=death
i myself like red actually...its my favourite color XD
and you blame them?
....or if you dont have friends...go on a killing spree
she is literally screwed...or as hell knight would say...RAPE IS IMINENT!
its gonna impress all em zombies
pf...thats what guys usually think of
so much want
what do you mean she doesnt act cool?
you dont like scarlet?
he got lost...
ok scorpion and subzero are definetly the best guys in the game...but lets give some credit to other good fighters like raiden and liu kang...and noob saibot...and stryker...
scarlet is a misunderstood fighter....she likes violence and blood but she fights pretty well...and if we are talking about players...let me call my friend noob saibot
at the body...yep...i agree with that...but she reliase on her items...scarlet has martial art moves(savate to be more precise)and jade has that nice pole move
you should check them...they are nice and provide a little bio on some characters
her fighting skills are awesome but jade and skarlet are a bit better
dont judge me for watching the cartoons....>.<
i was telling the story from the cartoons...thats after smoke gets cyber terminatior
the lore says that they were very good friends until smoke was actually the first turned into a cyber...and ordered to kill or capture sub zero...but the oath of friendship was stronger and he didnt kill sub zero but yet they are still opponents on the field of battle
this would be so much better...talking like civilized persons...and insects
you betrayed the LAW!
you are accused of illegal weapon ownership,drug dealing and atempt to bribe an officer...surrender now and you shall not be harmed
you betrayed the law...you cant escape from it...there will always be honorable men to fight against you scum!
thanks for the confession...let me call dispatch...
when is he rageing?
dont worry...you just got the most brutal riot enforcerer ever....
OBEY THE LAW!
dear god....humanity....what have you transformed us into
more like failman
where is your mutant animal now?
im fabulos and i know it
how many of them are legally owned?
let me tell you something you already know...life is mean bitch who doesnt care how strong you are,it will punch till you get on your knees...but you have to get up and fight,it doesnt matter how many times you fall its important to get up and keep fighting...fight for your dreams,fight for your loved ones and fight for what you belive in...
rocking the **** out of the death star
what if someone gets annoyed about the police not doing its job...while crime is all over the city,you just hear about rape and drugs...what if someone had enough of it and decided to go on a bit of revenge...
the police hands are always tied up becuase they are getting shout at for human rights and police brutallity...someone will get enough of all that ACAB ******** and go on a little killing spree on the neighbourhood....
he can kill someone in so many ways...from plastic bags to pencils and hammers...what if this killer starts his work from tonight?
ps:thats not jason guys...hes someone way more real than him
I don't mind Falling to pieces.
Count me in, violent
Let's begin, feeding the sickness.
How do I simplify dislocate?
The enemy's on the way.
Show me what it's like
To dream in black and white,
So I can leave this world tonight.
Full of fear, ever clear.
I'll be here,
You'll find me
Climbing to heaven.
Turn back time.
You'll be fine
I will get left behind.
Show me what it's like
To dream in black and white,
So I can leave this world tonight.
Holding on too tight.
Breathe the breath of life.
So I can leave this world behind.
It only hurts just once.
They're only broken bones.
Hide the hate inside.
Show me what it's like
To dream in black and white,
So I can leave this world tonight.
Holding on too tight.
Breathe the breath of life.
So I can leave this world behind.
elf warrior(wood elves)this unit is fast foot soldier,decently armored and moderately expensive...he gets a speed upgrade and attack bonus when upgraded to the war cry...weak against heavy armored soldiers and archers
elemental elf mage this unit needs a shrine of elemts so that he can be upgraded to summon different elementals such as the fire elemental or earthelemental....he summons these strong elementals for their support in battle but this strong unit can use special spells as cracking the soil beneath enemies...
elf wizard of light...well this strong unit needs an ancient temple of light to be captured so that they can be upgraded...they are very strong against the arcane mages....they can resist to other magic types and can protect soldiers from spells but the unit is vulnerable to physical damage
the regular army of elves...well they are supposed to be a bit expensive than the rest of the elves...but they are well armored and can sustain a bunch of hits...not to say that the elves regulars have stronger attacks than other elf foot units
the elf scout is supposed to be a cheap recon unit able to cover ground very fast and can use its pet(any animal you want)to scout arround...it is weak cheap and fast...doesnt do to much damage and kinda vulnerable to everything
ok boss you told me you want fantasy...so i thought of a special unit:the dragon riders...well first of things first...to get the dragons you need to raid a dragon lair or domesticize a wild dragon with an earth mage or elemental elf mage...the dragon can be upgraded to spit fire,get spike armor(extra armor)or upgrade the size to board archers on the dragon to shoot from above...the dragon is extremely strong....weakness if its getting to low on hp it may get mad and become wild again killing or trying to kill everything in its wat until it dies
this is just a v2 of the pikeman since boss didnt like it that much
the elf knight is supposed to be a heavy armored unit,expensive and very resistan to arrows and enemy melee units...its biggest weakness is that it moves slower
another hero unit ideea
she can roll with the wood elves or the regulars
powers:triple shot(rapidly fires 6 arrows at enemy units killing them or lowering health to critical)
wolf call(summons 1 or more wolves to aid her in battle,wolves go away after 20 secs)
eye from the sky(uses eagle to scout ahead,power lasts 10 seconds)
okay this is a supposed hero unit i thought of for the dark elves
special powers:bullseye(one hit kill on any foot or cavalry unit)
dark rage(comences melee atack for 20 seconds,its very powerfull mostly supposed to use when overwhelmed by enemy units)
dark sight(is able to reveal for 15 seconds the terrain ahead of him)
the dark elves are like a kind of stealthy they can be upgraded to become invisible for an amount of time...they are fast and are the only units able to climb walls and kill enemies without sounding any alarms
the forrest elves are natural born hunters able to fight the best in wooded and hazardous areas...they are the fastest archers and have quite a big range(smaller than the blue blooded archer)but they are very weak if they arent supported by infantry
okay this is a silver or a blue blooded elf archer these guys have higher range at quite an expensive price...their good sight helps them fight in wooded areas...also have speed bonus when accompanied by an elf scout
okay the main idea of this is the fact that elves/elfs are disbanded and the player can choose wich part to take and desvolt
in this pic we have the proffesional archer of the elves highly accurate expensive and fast shooting this unit is the best range unit but its vulnerable in close range
The imperial mage:this expensive unit has a support role its buffs soldiers with morale,can heal units or cast different spells and elementals
on the left we have the imperial swordsman or man at arms....equpied with a sword and shield this fast unit can deal some damage to other infantry type units
on the right the imperial archer after upgrade...armored and can susitain a few arrows from the enemy this unit is precise,expensive but its a good support unit
imperial pre upgrade pikeman:cheap,moderate speed,weak but good against cavalry
imperial pikeman v2
imperial pikeman v1 good vs cavalry but they can get easily killed
they are relatively cheap...
imperial foot knights:slow,well armored very expensive and weak against axeman/hammerman but very good against any other type of unit
imperial soldier armed with a battle hammer(dont know the actual name) is very effective against armored units but weak against archers and cavalry
imperial knight:fast and well armored but expensive this unit butchers the infantry if they charge it...weak vs archers and long pikes
pre upgraded imperial archer:weak,fast and cheap vulnerable vs cavalry and infantry at close range
this is supposed to be an elf pikeman/legionaire...strong versus cavalry and arrows...move slowly
my skills with modding and everything=below 9000
okay... you got my attention
poem nr 2 reminds me of food found in the fridge
poem nr 3 toilet papper?
poem nr 4 internet connection definetly
jk man...awesome poems
*loads gun*well i got time...im gonna see if Miguel has him...if not...lilis on the list next...
The Sky Kingdoms pilots(right)are usually males since their wish for adrenaline and close call combats...they are brave men but reckless preffering to risk their lives to get a good rush of adrenaline in them...
While the pilots prove their recklesness the Officers(right)show a natural born leadership and responsability...the officers are disciplined and make calculated risks and maneuver carefully their praised ships
he seems he got quite a good hit in the head...so any idea who could kidnapped him?
An air battle between the Crimmson Empire and the Sky Kingdom...Although the Crimmson ships being big and bulky with lots of armor and firepower its outdated design shows many vulnerable points...the faste fighter ships can easily damage the huge ship,disableing its weapons and leaving the takedown for the bigger ships that pack more firepower
A Krieg battleship being attacked by a Sky ship:the krieg ships are mostly built for speed and firepower but they are extremely vulnerable to enemy fire...the battles with the Krieg ships never last more than an hour...
The Sky Kingdom is famous for their fleets:the ships are heavily armed and pack huge firepower...although strong these huge ships are slow but the fighter ships they house on the carriers are fast and dangerous and those ships are usually piloted by courageous young pilots who wish to be famous in the ranks of the army...
The Sky Shocktroopers:The men of the Sky Kingdom are brave but reckless often charging the enemy without thinking and they never cared about the posible harm they could get into...equipped with personal jetpacks and rifles and bombs they assault enemy ships with no fear and destroy the ship by planting bombs or they commence hand to hand combat with the enemy crew...the troopers are also known for their deathwishes they leave on a board in the barracks...most of them are for their families...the surviveing soldiers pick their notes but usually the boards remain quite full
The Sky Kingdom is ruled by a brave king who sacrifices everything for the good of the kingdom...The cities are a wonder of engineering...these floating cities shelter thousands of citizens....the streets are only accsesible by two ways...the millions of stairways that go from street to street or by a personal airship....
i thought he was a good fighter though...seems a person that can be beated pretty easily
oh i see...and now you are thinking wich one to choose?looking for cousin or beating the crap out of feng?
so you think your cousin is trapped with some soldiers and attacking feng while screaming bacon?
thats an interesting imagination you got there
i need some explaining for this....
nothing im just researching for a popularity contest between diana and marlene....
....-_- you high or somethin?
-_- okay....not even marlene?or Diana v2?
thanks...any favourite faction/character?
its still a want man...
a few steampunk mods here and there(btw what do you think of my steampunk revival on my page?)
so much want!
of course it is...musket mod anybody?
and what secret lore does it hide...tell me...im dieing of curiosity....
i loved the warhammers you could craft....cracking school like wat up i got a big hammer thats gonna crack your skull....and the armors where so awesome...especially if you put the roman armom mod...
this games makes me wanna build an portal to this universe!!!!!
watch out Targaryen bitch...here comes the DRAGONBORN!(Fus ro dah!)
soo much want on the book and map...screw the rest...
best rpg i ever played!
okay...its a sea-land carrier with high power cannons...
they intend on buying one...or both?
The Naval Battle of Harenstadt:
This famous battle between The Crimmson Empire and The Krieg Empire...the crimmsons have put a massive naval force to attack a krieg base...but what the crimmsons didnt expected was the fierce defence of the Krieg auxilliary regiments stationed in the city nearby...the crimmsons fought as hard as posible but it was futile...the Kriegs were determined to keep their base at all costs...the crimmsons fleet is defeated and the krieg auxiliray regiment although haveing massive losses they maintained their position...
The Sal-Aharaja Crawler gets constant upgrades from their own crew most of them put flamethrowers,radioss or machineguns to improve the defensive of the machine....
The Sal-Aharaja Sand Crawler:this heavy piece of artillery is mostly used as a defence weapon but its firepower makes it a dangerous opponent...although it has a good firepower and blast radius...its slow moving and the cheap armor can be pierced very easily with a few well placed anti tank projectiles....
The Sal-Aharaja heavy gunner:this soldier is one of the most advanced in the kingdom...it has a devasting firepower but its simplist design makes it vulnerable to sand and thus the guns gets jammed many times putting its shooter in danger...it is known that this gun can overheat and explode puting in danger others not only the gunner
The Sal-Aharaja Grenadier:heavily equiped with a machinegun and AT grenade launcher...these soldiers fight dirty to achieve their goal...they are known for their brutality and often known for their cruel way of treating prisoners or civilians
The Sal-Aharaja City Guard:Even if this is not a very well payed job,it has its benefits...the guards as law enforcers they take by force lots of free stuff when they want,they abuse their power upon the citizens...hated by the people but loved by the nobles who usually get their protection if traded in a few favours....dont put your trust in these men...
The Raptor Tank:this steel abomination was made more for an defensive mech against the sand monsters that were attacking the cities,but when it showed its high speed and efficiency it was repurpossed as an attack vehicle against posible invaders...
The highly experienced pilots make this mech extreamly dangerous for infantry units
Because the dangers of the desert the Sal-Aharaja traders where forced to higher engineers to develope and build airships for them so that they can manage traveling at night....
the Sal-Aharaja Kingdom is a rather isolated zone since nobody ever tried to invade or trade with this dangerous place....although a luxuriant place with beautifull man made gardens...peolpe are unfriendly and the streets are full of thieves and mercenaries...the cities are relatively the safe zone since after night the desert creatures come out of their hive and look for stranded travelers...
In one of these deserts Ulrich lost his leg when he had to protect a Magnus caravan....at night when everyone was resting a sand worm emerged from the sands and started attacking the caravan...since panic was installed Ulrich was the only one able to get his rifle and kill the creature but at the cost of one of his legs....
and i was thinking that this monster is a bit to heavy to float dont you agree?
thanks alot for the help...but lets change the gurellia with krieg since the time the main conflict is between these factions...but we can let guerilla too
the office spot thing gets up therefore letting the tank to maneouver its turret...
im too tired for this but...please observe the multicannon near the eyelook alike thingy
1 dope...im still waiting voters....
But there are also dark place in Gral...the forbidden forrest hides many secrets and only the dark priests go to this place...it stenches with the pressence of evil but yet it hides important artifacts to the crews mission...
The Fahr castle:this noble family is present in Grals history from the begining of its history...this family aided Gral with young and loyal soldiers and inovators...the Fahrn family loves fishing,and their fish tradeing become famous throughout the realm
The Gral citizens try to use as least as posible mechanical means of transportation because they dont want their city poluted and end up as Krieg...life is peaceful between the walls of the city,eveyone minds their own bussiness...tourists usually are found in cafes or admireing the natural beauty of the Gral parks or arhitecture...
The Gral Temple is known as one of the most peaceful places on the realm...no one ever dared to attack this shrine of light...every faction respects this holy place...many soldiers from different factions come here to find peace and become monks of the temple....
The Gral Kingdom:this kingdom was built under the foundation of peace and harmony...their cities are the less poluted...they leave in harmony with nature and usually rely on tradeing...
People of Gral are friendly but they wont offer help because of important matters such as surviveing the ongoing war...
A more rural state of the Magnus Kingdom:men in these type of cities rely on farming and tradeing...the people in this type of city are friendly and very well intentioned...they always great strangers and invite them in their houses at a nice meal and talk about different things
The Magnus Capital:this mighty city is practically isolated from every foot type units,the only way to conquer this city is by air...also that means the city always needs a trade line in order to survive...few know about the underground passages throughout the city....
The Magnus Battle Tank:this tank is capable of high speeds even in the most harsh terrain posible,it packs quite good power in its main cannon and the lower machine guns are effective against infantry...but there is always a problem...the tank parts are visible and one lucky shot from an explosive and the crew is toast
Kingdom of Magnus:this kingdom has some of the most brave and profesional soldiers ever met in the entire realm...most of their cities have lower levels only accsesible by airships...these lower levels are always under the watchful eye of the Magnus Watch...
The Krieg City Guard:these soldiers are handpicked by the commanders to serve and patrol on the streets of Krieg cities...they are commanded by the imperial guard and often used as law enforcement when needed
Krieg Siege Tank:nicknamed as Tiny Hans this monster packs the firepower necesarry to destroy every single defence walls or formations without even sweating...when the enemy see this behemonth they know all is lost...nothing stands in this animals way...
The Imperial Guard of Krieg:these are higly trained experts in the art of close and long ranged combat...they protect the emperros family and every other member of the Diplomatic caste...they are ordered to shoot everyone who approaches key zones without permission....they fear nobody because they are the law of the emperror...
they are also very disciplined and honorable soldiers...they never disrespect the law!
The industrial district of every Krieg city is highly poluted and workers need to wear special outfits so they can work properly...the workers are always watched by the soldiers so they work at full capacity...they respect the laws of Krieg and obey to them without question....
Krieg is an empire built on law and order...this empire has industrial power and it overruns every other factions economy...although with all this their cities are highly poluted and the citizens have to wear special gasmask to survive...they dont mind it...they dont question it because they fear the law of Krieg...soldiers patrol every day and shoot at the first sight of posible spies,theifery or ploting against the empire...the soldiers of krieg inspire fear...fear insures loyalty
The Krieg Commander:a brave soldier who always follows his men in the front lines often inspireing fear in the blood of enemy soldiers at the sight of the mighty warrior...the commanders are men of honor but they never heard of mercy...they are known for easily saying yes to execution of enemy prisoners or spies...
The Krieg Dreadnought:this abomination is the result of useing incapacitated or dead soldiers as scrapp material for new machinerey...these fast robots have lost their humanity and their only porpuse is to serve Krieg and destroy its enemies...they are feared on the battlefield and they are known for their passion of tearing soldiers limb from limb
Although Krieg loseing some outposts they manage to put a small strikeforce to attack one of the key radio transmitting towers the Crimmsons have:after a bloody fight the Crimmson prisoners are executed and the Krieg strike force destroys the tower
The Crimmson Medium Tank:its known by the krieg as "noisy ivan" because of the extremely loud noise made when fired...altough being loud this tank is precise and armored to sustain lots of hits...it is slow,deadly accurate and a real danger for the enemy
The Crimmson Mini-Tank:this creation of the Crimmson engineers is tiny,fast in deployment and shooting,but its poorly armored and often dooming the crew members of the tank if suffered a direct hit...
Since the Krieg invaded the lands of the Crimmson Empire there are long battles for every single village and city...altough extremly loyal...the krieg auxilliary infantry cant maintain position because of the massive attacks of the Crimmson soldiers...
the battle is bloody...the krieg soldiers are decimated and the crimmsons have to face their massive losses...
The Crimmson Poison:even if it is a pile of junk...its an eficient pile of junk the Crimmson Empire managed to build....It is a light vehicle able to go underground and its dual flamethrowerers make it extreamly dangerous...
On the Companions Ship:
since the last close call with the mercenaries,the men are tired and try to relax...
Ulrich is sitting on the main deck and watches the sunset alone as he is used to...his private thoughts go to his family and his loved one...he smiles at every singing bird he hears or sees....
Meanwhile below deck Marlene is trying to fix a robot
-Darn tinbox why wont you work?asks Marlene in frustration.
-Maybe you are tring to hard?camed the response of Daniel who just entered her room.
-You again?What do you want this time?asks Marlene with anger.Cant you see im busy?
-Relax Marlene,youre too tense cmon up,let me show you the beauty of the sun set...
-Tense?!how couldnt i be?Because of me Ulrich almost lost his life!after she calms down she collapses on the floor and bursts into tears...I dont want any of you guys to die because of me...
Daniel approaches her and sits near her:Cmon...its okay it will be fine,Ulrich isnt even mad at you...
The Mercenary Guild:what is it to say about these?
they are mean,greedy and extremely violent with a passion for blood and guts...they will be highered by a misterious person to kill the wizard and his friends,thus trining to stop them from destroying important artefacts to the Dralkars...
oh and on a side note...they are conquering with the Sal-Aharaja women at the beauty contest XD
i think it might be an artwork or something about it...
well they are supposed to be some of the prettiest but yet tough girls of this universe im creating
so...this arturia...i she some sort of paladin?
Balfarst the blacksmith is a well known person through the realm...he is known for makeing the finest weapons...the past of this blacksmith is unknown...some say he is a deamon...some say he is a soul trapped in an steel armor...but no one knows exactly what he is...the wizard remained surprised when this skilled smith accepted his offer as the crews weapon crafter
The Valkyrie School:the popular tank school made lots of men and women from the Crimmson Empire join it...but there are many tales about how many of the tank crew members usually end up as human torches...nobody confirms or deny these tales because the tankers once promoted and given their own battle tank...they rarely come out of their cans...
The Sky Kingdoms men are fierce and brave but their women are known for their ingenuity and mystical power to give life to every piece of machinery....they are deceiveing women but most men fall for their special charm...but it is also known that if a non-skyborn dares to insult or threatens the life of a skywoman...he usually is found in pile of blood with his guts everywhere
The Sal-Aharaja women are known for their exotic beauty and gymnastic...but as known...every person in this kingdom hides something...most of the women join the assassins guild and become high skilled thieves and assassins...they are known for seduceing their targets and then gutting them when they expect least...some say that they liked tortureing their victims before killing them...
The Imperial Sharpshooter Academy:this Krieg academy was founded by one of the best krieg sharpshooter called Helga Stugmart...
Only the high praised soldiers are allowed to enter in this school where they train hard for achieveing the high wanted sniper rifle that Helga once used in active duty...
Character Bio:Marlene was a kid who loved toying with devices since the day she was able to hold her fathers tools...as she grew her parents died and she was forced to drop the engineering school and concentrate on repairing various pieces of machinery...but from time to time she manages to upgrade her personal robot...when a wizard shows her the oportunity to work as an real engineer and device builder she accepts without even thinking...her presence imediately gets caugh by one of the other members of the team...
The Magnus royal guard:these elite soldiers acomapany the king everywhere he goes or spread his words throughout the kingdom...they are known for their blind loyalty to the king and the brutality of achieveing their goals...they are experts in hand to hand combat and usually manage to use muskets after a bit of practice....
This misterious wizard only introduces himself as Brother Andrew:his multiple body inscription tell to a trained eye that this red head is actually a mage who can use the fire element very easy in his favour....he proposes Ulrich,Diana,David and many other chosen ones to aid him in the fight of the upcoming evil...the long forgotten Dralkars...but what other misteries does this wizard hides from Ulrichs eyes...?
The clash of the Empires:on the Dark Seas the Crimmson Empire faces his foe the Krieg Empire on a naval battle...although the Crimmsons huge battleships and the odds being on their favour...Kriegs smaller and faster ships manage to destroy lots of Lensteins ships...and the odds change the favour to Krieg when they introduce their new weapon:The Leviathan...
Gral regular army:the regular army is mostly made out of poor men who wish to receive money by being in active duty and serving the king of Gral...they are poorly armed because of grals lack of resources and many volunteers in the army...they are usually sent as canon fodder or as massive support for the shocktroopers
The Gral shocktrooper officer:by proveing many acts of valor on the battlefield the fortunate gral shocktroopers may be promoted as officers and thus haveing a better payment and equipment at their disposal...
Gral shocktrooper:although The Gral Kingdom loves peace...their soldiers love to fight...since the war of the empires demanded more technologically advanced soldiers the gral mechanics have developed the shock carapace...being able to absorb most of the normal musket shells these warriors dont fear the enemy volley fire...only the best of the gral soldiers have the honor to equip the shocktrooper armor....
The Dralkar Knights:these high ranked warriors may seem a bit medieval but they receive another great gift from the Dralkar Masters:the ability to fully use their psionic abillity...very powerfull soldiers but power comes to a price...the knights need a special medicine so they can remain sane and be able to use their witchcraft...only the skilled ones gain the power of teleportation or the ability to control the elements...they are also known for their human bones collecting fetish...rumors say they use their witchcraft to enchant the bones and make unstoppable soldiers...
Dralkar barbarian:these savage nomads made a deal with the Dralkars...they sell their humanity for the Dralkar mark and promises of being let free to plunder any villages of the realm...through various changes to their biological texture they receive changed limbs to aid them into combat...these champions of the barbarians are feared and will be known for their blind rage on the battlefield....
The Dark Lord of Dralkar:resurected from the dead and kept alive with the help magic and machinery the lord awaits his masters wishes...he lives to spread fear and the word that the Dralkar shall rule the realm of Agarath
he charges in any battle knowing he is the one Dralkar who will never die from man made weapons...he has one sword to rule them all!
my bad...*checking*...must buy new computer!
these are the less fortunate prisoners of the Dralkars...they are brainwashed and turned into killing machines...prisoners who dont survive are scrapped again for another...abomination...these soldiers only mission is to kill...man woman or child...they dont know the difference...they kill and then they extract blood for other machinery...they take lots of prisoners for the Dralkars...they want others to feel the pain of the transformation...they say it is a good pain...
The Courriers:this is a high prestiged guild that is only highered by the richest people...they offer protection of their package and always known for succsesfully deliver their cargo even if it is human,supplies or artefacts...they are brutal man with a passion for easy women and booze...
The Magnus Kingdom:the kingdom is known for its brave men and women...they are work lovers...the people of this kingdom find every work honorable but the most prestigious one is the soldiers...they look with disgust at slackers and baggers and kill every person proved of theft or murder...
the soldiers are known for thei high resistance to harsh enviroments and their experienced sharpshooters...
The Dralkar artillery is feared by all soldier for its unearthy firepower and technology...it has the firepower of hundreds of musketeers...
These Magnus soldiers dont stand a chance...
The Sky Kingdom:this kingdom rules the sky through its superior battleships and air soldiers...the soldiers are known for their desire to plunder every ship they encounter living no survivors they got the nickname of sky pirates and they are feared by all caravans and kingdoms...their battleships posses huge firepower but they lack speed and makes them easy targets for artillery
The Dralkars:only known as a legend these fearsome warriors come from the misterious Underworld where their masters plot to destroy the realm and subjugate every faction under their Iron Rule
their warriors are masters in every combat method and posses psionic abillities(not all of them)they fear no battle always destroying their foes...they were supposed to only roam the Underworld but they came out of their lair to destroy everyone who opposes them...The true evil rises....
The Crimmson commisar is one of the bravest soldier in the empires ranks...he inspires fear to his enemies and makes his own men loyal to the cause...they charge head first at their foes being sure they leave nothing behind....
The famous half machine half human soldiers of the Krieg Empire:they know no fear,death is their bride...these once proud soldier of the empire are scrapped once more after death or incapacitation to serve their emperror once again on the battlefield....
Kingdom of Light:Ruled by a religious group this kingdoms focus is to force their ideology in other kingdoms by fire and sword...the kingdom is known for thei inquisition units spreading fear throughout the kingdoms and their troops are known for their fanatic suicide charges...these soldiers shall rather die then thinking of retreat
The Sal-Aharaja kingdom has its roots in desert realm and big mountains
the kingdom survives because of the mountain waters and the luxuriant man made cities and farms...the people in this kingdom are thieves and killers but there are a few who are doing a honorable work as farmers...their soldiers are very experienced with harsh enviroments and always use dirty tricks to win their battles...
The Crimmson Empire is anothe major Empire in this realm it is mostly made of honorable yet brutal men and women who are indoctrinated with the ideals of their empire and they end up being one of the most fanatic faction that ever existed...although their poor weaponary compensates with the large masses of people enlisting to the army to fight for the ideals of the emperror Lenstein...Their main foe is the Krieg Empire but they never stop in conquering smaller kingdoms of the realm
Character bio:young Daniel Fahrn,is the son of a noble family in the Gral Kingdom...he joined the military at a fragile age and made his way up to the rank of Captain...he is known as an expert marksman and a ladys man...his men love him for being a honorable man both in combat and out of it...he decides to leave the army when a wizard makes him a proposal to join his team against the real forces of evil...joining this party he imidiately puts his eyes on a beautiful hunter(huntress?)though entering in conflict with another soldier...
The Angel of Death is one of the most popular myths spread by all soldiers in all factions...it is supposed that one of Kriegs best soldiers killed more than 450 soldiers and civillians and therefore damned by Death to roam the battlefields collecting other soldiers lives and never to find peace....
The veterans of krieg are very well rewarded with new weapons and armor only to fight more effective against their foes...these veteran regiments of the Krieg empire are known for their brutal ways of torturing their prisoners...
The Krieg Empire rules most of the Agarath realm(the world of course!)
This empire is rulled by a tyran emperror whos only purpose is to destroy all the remaining kingdoms....the man of Krieg are strong and loyal to their emperror cause and put fierce fights against thei foes but yet they met their equal with the Magnus kingdom....
Character bio:born in a family of soldiers...he learned fast what he had to do to make his family proud...after a troubled childhood he enlisted the Royal Army of the king Magnus where he exceeded at marksmanship and artillery useage...he lost his leg in a fierce combat with one of the many dangers of the Alamar desert:the sand worms...
after traveling through many kingdoms he finally had it with war and went of together with a wizard who offered big money for him to be his bodyguard...in one of the wizards travels in the Woods of Tulkra...this brave soldier meets a young hunter called Diana wich he will fall in love later...
this looks awesome but im still waiting for rifle mod on the nexus(not those retarted fantasy ****,im expecting some sort of musket,now that would be awesome)
over reaction....not even once....
oh cmon...gordon killed these with the crowbar...i think doom guy could easyly give them some lobotomy with the chainsaw(especially if he is high on brutal doom)
well judging the photo mikus pretty screwed....she could run from the blackguy(head is a bit big and i bet he has trouble runnin)shepard has pretty much an ugly face and scp would snap her neck the moment shed turn....i sense rapeing time
chainsaw to the head?
and they dont understand why doomguy is looking for his chainsaw
oh my god im laughing my *** of at the black dudes face
they stole us our drinks...we stole their CPUs
they screwed japan pretty well in that operation....
tastes differ...dont judge me
Listen Jimmy...daddy has to go for a while...youll have to be the man in the house,to protect mommy...can you do that for me son?can you be strong for me?
I love you daddy please dont go...
*father huggs his child*
(side note...maybe it look lame but this scenario happend to me when i was really young and my father had to go away for a while in a different county for work as a riot policeman)
goes best with this ^
PRESS VIEW ORIGINAL....
goes well with this => Youtube.com
goes well with this...(movie in video is Enemy at the Gates and Stalingrad)
this is one of my favourite movies....i just love everything in it
also goes pretty good with this song
goes pretty well with this music video...(movie in youtube vid is All quiet on the western front)
on what id do...id probably be demoman...but i reasemble a heavy drinking vodka
charming words commander
and what?no easter bunny?
well if you insist
music:i listen to disturbed,avenged sevenfold,acdc,iron maiden,guitar music,i like miracle of sound,teamheadkick,sometimes i listen to the pretty reckless and nickelback(sometimes!)
games/mods:brutal doom,call of duty series,starcraft,quake,chivalry,blacklight retribution,cnc series and portal mario
hobbies:i collect gas masks and other stuff...i like parkour and play rugby with friends now and then
movies:star wars(all of them),aliens,predator,friday the 13th,black hawk is down(pretty much war movies)
sport team:Bayern Munchen!
the fat **** who plays xbox?
i dont know...they didnt want to answear while i was attending...i really dont know honest...they just say i inspire fear whenever they see me crossing the hallway
well its free to play...its pretty easy to learn to play...a bit big but loads of fun!
btw...would you like to play blacklight retribution?
btw 16 august Payday2 let the heist begin!
ill patch you up if i hear something new
thats what my logic dictates....and some rumors heard
and another thing is the fact that they arent concentrating on half life 3 because a project on that scale(rumors say it might be open world)is very difficult so they are trying to get more profit from mods like counter strike and l4d
heres a photo
i read it on the national gameing news here in Romania....
but dam thats a fine tool you got there....(side note:did you heard about the dota guys who got in valves center a saw that valve is working on l4d3?)
it usually takes 10-15 minutes to organize the patroling but that depends on how experienced out team leader is....
awesome...we sadly do this rarely when playing manhunt because all activity has to stop here until 00:00
looks awesome man...my friends one has the scissors a bit longer and sharper...but bro those are good for cutting wires and surviveing
the radioman:one big heavy backpack(the radio),assault rifle/smg,walkie talkie...
sniper:sniper rifle,walkie talkie,binoculars and special camo
support gunner equipment:lmg,flashlight,1 smoke bomb,1 inkgrenade,heavy armor,walkie talkie
rifleman equipment:the standard assault rifle,flashlight,and walkie talkie
okay...so since it summer and we get bored me and my friends came up with this idea:lets make an airsoft game...but the plain ones were...you know...plain
so we came up with manhunt(not the videogame):there is one guy armed with a knife/tomahawk who hides in an zone(until know just a forrest and an urban complex that is deserted)he gets 10 min to hide and look for vantage points he needs to kill the rest of us(not for real ofcourse!)if he kills one of us he can take his weapon
the rest of us search for this guy and we have to shoot him...the crew is made from different guys always(we rotate responsibilities)but the main team is made out of this:1 leader(he chooses the first gun he wants)and he chooses then the team members...the support gunner who usually gets the rpd or saw lmg...usually 2 or more riflemen who get standard assauly rifles,the radio man(he gots the walkie talkies and we can comunicate only with his help via radio)and the sniper/breacher(sniper in forrest breacher in close quarters)the sniper(if he is talented)he gets into trees and watches the zone from different vantage points and the breacher gets a shotgun he is close quarters specialist and carries some smoke grenades(improvised ofcourse)and bombs/grenades made out of used ink cartidge(only one and its not deadly at all just noisy and hurts a bit)
well...not that dramatic afterall
thats not exactly my loadout in BLR but since my pc got busted and had to downgrade...this is an ideea to see how i look in the game
so who is goin to valhala?
the warp zone if someones interested in watching this....
this is the Blacklight Retribution logo...its a game about mercenaries(multiplayer only)where you make your own character and customize him...but the thing that charmed me was the weapon building system...you can make your dream weapon because of the tons of combinations you can do...
he seems a nice guy...but i got a feeling some of them will die at the end...
i mean cmon man...if the warhammer guys would see this...exterminatus....
okay...you told me one...the second is archery i guess?
okay...i get it how you relax...but arent humans...a bit boney?
let me guess you want to eat it or somethin?
(this will sound very racist)
cause im black nigga...
good night to both(you and your sis)
it was panic from the ones i couldnt manage the time to train...i must admit my failure...
they werent small sir...they were as big as krogan...sir...they didnt stand a chance....
not directly sir...but saying about some of my men...friends who died...that they were primitive...its...not that nice...
my men and myself...we honor the dead comrades...
kind or not...we still are your allies and if we treat you with respect...we should get it back...i sincerely dont expect it from your kind but the bushido code tells me to honor a stranger...and for mister harbinger here...just try...
i dont like his tone...i may be a primitive...but bullets hurt...and kill...but i pledged honor to your cause...
and jarvik down here?
an actor too?
meters please...i dont know the american metric system
sir...you are on some quick sand right now...those were some big *** cockroaches...it was like starship troopers all over again....thats how they got butchered...and to be honest i saw some scared shitless protheans weeping when they saw the big bug
well general...you just lost your core regiment...and the only survivors were these soldiers you call inferior and primitives...
thats a fuckload of messages
its annoying sir...i experience these troubles too
well sir...good luck explaining this to your superiors about the massacre
well sir...these primitives survived what prometheans couldnt....
the regulars did...but my pmcs are not ordinary primitives...
that heavy is a pimp!
the troops miss you?
enjoying the little things
this is wrong at i cant even count that high meter
just a bit mia
test me :D
nice to see youre back four eye...i mean sir
i was about to comment about the fact that then poland waked up of his hangover and continued cleaning the royal ****
daw...he is sooo cute....
but im still curious how you release stress
everyone has their own way of releasing steam right?
i still wanna find big foot....
of course we dont...you need to turn 18 here to be able to have a fire arm and go to the shooting range...
this made me laugh soo hard...i like his reaction
just wait until he respawns
well people have no problem in recognizeing the romaian flag...they didnt even know of the country
ow...i see what you did there...very smart
the heroes of the interwebz
let me tell you a ****** up story(if you are having a good day GTFO cause i dont want to ruin it)
(well seems you do want to read a lament story Youtube.com =>to set the mood)
well ill start with the begining,i remember my first day at the boxing gym,i was a teenager full of hate and anger because someone dear to me betrayed me and put quite a big scar on my heart since,every time i was going to the boxing sack i was hitting it with so much hate,i was trying to get rid of the anger and sadness,through weeks i met other junior and senior boxers,some poor,some thugs,but we cared for each other,that was the first time i was happy since the previous events,i trained hard every day there,the coach was supporting all of us and thought us alot of moves,well it came the big day once the first contest popped up and i was signed up for boxing,there were six of us,i had to fight 3 of them:i was very scared at the moment,the first match though i managed to KO the guy in the second round,i was very happy and proud,the second match was with a tall guy,i won that too but at points(those long arms troubled me a bit)the last match,well that was with an experienced boxer(had a few matches)he was big strong and fast,i was scared when i saw him and he tried to intimidate me,but when the gong was heard that was the last time i felt intimidated,although i lost he makeing me ko in the last round,i was still proud that i faced him and i got a silver medal(the one in the pic)
snap out of it vagineer
well return to castle of wolfenstein was nice and the 2000...something remake was fun
those are actual soldiers in combat gear...the game has mechs and robots too
tobuscus has a nice video about this trailer...very funny...but catchy
when the germans saw the circle abomination in minecraft...they took matters in their own hands
a very exquisite uniform for an SS soldier(wishes they would provide a bio about what regiment they are)
if germans introduced Make it rain...rap would never be the same...
let me tell you how stereotipical this looks:
classy guy with colt 1911
black guy with a glock
and the drunk with its heineken
(american weapon to a classy probably italian guy,an austrian art work in the hands of a plain thug and the most powerfull of all...the mighty dutch life potion in the hands of an alcohoolic)
you mean dollar street
ow...its for big bugs only...
okay...let me rephrase that
more like:the man with the suit
the generic black thug(racism not intended)
and the drunk junkey who cracks some dam funny jokes
just cleaning windows...no need to be worried about
whats with this banna fetish lately?
please...explain this abomination...
some dark eldar just want to see the imperium burn
i remember this vine...pretty awesome...but the beer one is better
that was pretty well doned...didnt expect the ending
welcome... to my territory...youre current position:gates of hell
jason loves the woods...he is like me...he likes to go in the wilderness now and then
you are next...
the glorious days sir*salutes*
ill always remember those gold days when i server under a real mandalorian blooded commander
i think ill have to turn 18 until i start that kind of stress release...
ori...a real commander...ill follow him through hell and back
(i did 2 years of kendo in real life you should try it...the sword way learning is very stress releasing)
so hows she doin?oh and hows archery goin?
the blonde one...is she practicing kendo?
(we have the same time schedule...im goin to sleep...good night)
*keeps walking until gettin in the woods and heads full of own thoughts*
*to self*1,2 freddy im comeing for you
well he seems to be right here right now...go and salute him ,hes waiting for you*starts walking away whispering to himself*
*tries to cheer her up*look...its hwoarang...hes comeing to greet you...
*looks away*sorry...but i promised freddy it would be a guys night...
*looks to the ground*i see...i think i need to go to crystal lake...i heard about some teenagers makeing problems...
*looks at her*
well its nice of you to do that*kisses her on cheeck*
youd wish to spend time with him?
so why do you do it?
easy peasey...we use to did that at the pmc school every day
i see...seems a hard job...
but dont you have to tag along with your partner?
you mean...in organized fights?
i think im gonna go ask freddy if he wants to hang out*slowly walks away*
so dont you get scared that theyll gang up against you?
oh...i see...well he seems a good partner...
oh i see...pretty nice of you...
(i remember my first boxing contest*real me behind the screen* boy i got my *** kicked in the final...but was worth it)
so what was your first job?bodyguard?
*looks at pictures*wow you sure were in a lot of fighting competitions...
*goes near her*you look cute with your first fighting gloves...who gave them to you?
well i dont know...the axe?the tazer?the telescopic stick?
*scratching his head*...you sure surprised me
yeah...*opens it*...wow...this...*trips and falls on his back*
not that one...this one whose supposed to be a mirror
*looks around*huh...didnt thought you like teddy bears...nice gloves...hey whats in the closet?
pretty awesome....i like the boxing sack you got there
*look curious around*what rooms this?
*whispers*we should go into another room so we wont wake them up
*whispers*dont worry*hugs her*
*starts slowly singing a song and slowly dances*
well at least we have a bit of privacy*spins her once*without theyre curious looks*smiles*
*leans and kisses her on the cheek*
why is it soo quiet here all of a sudden?
*smiles*you are very pretty in this outfit...
*takes cola*thanks*drinks it*
thats gonna do just fine...
well i usually can drink anything...*smiles*so what you have is good :D
*smiles*im a bit thirsty...what drinks do you have?
*hugs her*im glad...but i dont think they are glad i interupted your party
*grabs her by the waist and whisper*arent they gettin gealous...theyre throwing me some killer looks
*looks at her*well...in that case*tickels her a bit*
*hugs and blushes*
*whispers*why is lili winking?
well you all look very nice and...uhm...cute*blushes*
who are the other 3 cuties?
what are you singing about?
party rocking :D
here comes the axe
here comes the smaher
the walking disaster
pain and destruction
is my middle name
search and destruction
running ill find you
theres no place to hide
jason will find you
well this is different....repositioned the tatto?
aha...very nice uniform....
what does the emblem stands for?some sort of PMC unit?
its like cheating...
*closes eyes*they were lieing....
am not*blushing*you just use moves noone would expect
what are they saying?
*very surprised face*thats an illegal move...*blushing*
*blushes*i wasnt looking there*makes totally(not)inocent face*
nothing...*looks at something else*
*smiles*this is a special grip...youd have to put some serious effort to brake it
*smiles*you cant...youre still in my grip
*hugs her,but trips her(with intention)and catches her before falling*you shouldnt let your guard down*smiles*
*smiles*it was practice...i hope ill get a rematch
brrr...that was a nice hit i must admit...
*falls on his back*ouch that hurt*gets back on feet,a bit dishorientated*
*fails to block and proceeds with the move*i almost got you
*falls on the back,gets up and proceeds at makeing another attempt at imobilizeing her*
*dodges and uses a savate move to imobilize her*
*raises palms in defensive position*
not fighting...just a bit of practice*smiles*
*raises palms in defensive position*come one...lets see*smiles*
waves at the crew*good luck with the place guys
what moves can you do?
see you later then*kisses miku on the cheek*if you need something...you know what to do
*smiles*so hows your progress
i usually practice savate moves with some guys at the gym...
see you later*smiles*how about we go out after your shift?
i was thinking you tried to practice her moves in real life...you know for auto protection...
well*puts 20$ on the table*for your kindness*gets up and misteriously walks out of the restaurant*
well she is an experienced fighter...do you want to learn her moves?
and finally remains artyom...the protagonist from metro 2033 and last light...this guy is a very experienced fighter...sometimes a lone wolf...and last but not least...he is a bit of a philosopher
well im a lucky guy then...but as a fair man...let me at least help you clean the dishes
what about the rest?
*gulps*compliments to the cook...how much do i owe you?
mine would be:jason voorhees,francis from l4d,darth vader,boba fett,doom guy,artyom from metro 2033
soo...the restaurant is open?
ill like some spaghetti and a bottle of cola...
*looks at the sky until falls asleep*
*makes sure shes confy and starts silently singing a song*
*covers her with an extra blanket*so wheres Rin now?
where are they now?*hugs her...and takes another blanket*
(sorry moddb playin bad jokes again)
*looks at her*whatcha thinking about?
*looks at snowing*this brings alot of memmories back...*keeps huging her*
yeah thats pretty much heat transition till both bodies have equal warmth
dont worry about catching a cold with me around
well at least you got a look
bless you btw*gives her his army blanket*
*puts his gas mask on*
well at least im looking better now...
*hands gas mask*you should put this...
*sudden realization*then what is this?
nuclear winter/summer?*reaches for gas masks*
*looks through the window*
its finally snowing!
well youre the only one that cans since im tied up...
*tries cleaning it*...*fails*
dont laugh its harder than it seems
*noms*mmm...very good taste...thanks
but i cant see what youre doing to me
ok...why did you blindfolded me*confussed expression*
tries to brush of the lipstick*
well it looks silly...*blushes*
and why are you doing that?
*looks at her*btw...nice swimm suit
*makes big eyes...and blushes*what are you doing?
*suspicious look*what are you doin with that?
now i sure cant*blushes*....
you didnt gave me a chance to dodge...*surprised face*
well im still keeping my way*smiles trying to look confident*
*thinks*you can handle it...youre though
*blushes*...uhm...still standing with my mistery
ill let this be a mistery*smiles*
well ill let you guess this one out
barely seeable ice cream...but i see something more important in the pic...
gotta love them advertisments for games
you can talk about everything you want...im here to listen
anything you want to talk about...
well im listening*hugs her*
wow*claps hands*awesome moves*grabs hand*cmon sit down...you look tired...lets talk about something...
but you have creativity surprise me...im not any ordinary watcher *smiles*
so what else do you know to do?
*jaw drops*well those are some nice moves...
can you show me?*sits*
do you know any cheerleader moves?
pretty cheerleader we got here...
yeah?what is it?
*thinks*what could happend...think jason...think...at least the potions working...
keep calm...the drinks gonna do its effect in no time
*looks at her with a worried face*so what happend?
*keeps her in a firm but gentle grip*youre okay...just breath...and focus on my voice
you should feel better...but i still cant process what could have happend to you...
*takes out a bottle with some interesting colors*drink this...and who harmed you?
*looks very worried*what is it...whats wrong?
soo whos blood is it?
*lean down and checks*well it sure aint choclate...its blood
are you injured?
then where are your legs...and wats that gooey thing under you?
wait...are you crawling out of a portal or something?
ok...so how did he die?
it still looks like a better deal....
holy cow...id rather by the oculus
how much for these wizard glasses?
nice fireworks...but you look by far nicer than those...
wow...they look awesome...and your outfit is nice too...
soo....when are you gettin yours?
wasnt this black ops 2
cause the franchise died a long time ago
nice poem...so why did you kill him?
is he yours?
just wish that i could grow one...
*me gusta face*okay then...
*gulps the last piece....poker face*
dont worry...your safe with me...and if dissapear...youll have my machete...and bryans help
thats an...interesting outfit...what means when your eyes turn red?
tastes all that matters*sits near her*
*helps her up*ow...those...we usually call them choclate sticks here in my zone*eats the pretzel*but it sure is delicious
*looks at miku*how on earth did you find a pretzel in an ice cream
*helps miku up*hurry...save the precious ice cream!
*smiles* it is*laughs and does it again...then eats it from mikus nose*even makes the ice cream taste better
*mouth full of ice cream*
its too much for you only to eat...you need some help eating it*puts a bit of ice cream on mikus nose*
*looks at miku*
dont worry...i was talking to the ice cream
daw....still not as big as yours
the gang is very sharp dressed...any special occasion?
the most manly beard in a game
i like the fact that he can use only one phone to kneel alot of bad guys...very smart man
at least a few times yes...