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welcome to Romania
very legit my friends
ukraine...(heavy breathing)i am your liberator...(heavy breathing)
is that a polish m41 gas mask(im just curios of the irl kit they have)
i was reffering to the fact that all yolotryhard noobs get all the classes leaving the riflemen to be played by xp players
but i only get to play as rifleman(dont mind tbh since its the best class in my opinion)
A tau winning a melee fight?
Is this april fools?
Isnt that sword stolen or something?
Sums up my xp with cod (guy on the right)
Now lets get back to arma and red orchestra
my love life in a nuttshell
she is gonna analschluss us
im imagening some epic metal while watching this pic
so basically pit a tau soldier versus a imperial guardsman in melee combat?
i must agree with the imperial mech
now that is 100% for me
so were these guys wrong?
cant wait ma'am XD
to the warp!
dat drawing though
meanwhile in romania
well belive me guys...the first step is easy...thinking of the perfect place to go is way harder
yes barrek...fear it XD
i smell heresy...
MAMA RUSSIA FTW!
To mother russia!
Nfl total war
Now with win animations
Jaws...the human version
We can all agree that this needs more napalm
But my life consists for blacklight,world of tanks,bad company,fear...and i could write six pages of games that i played...but the crown goes to metro in my opinion
Man the que is long...hey #5 hurry up already!
If people show me the middle finger...they kinda risk to live without it
And thats how i failed chemestry class
that sandwich is a spy!
wow guys you sure dont judge people for their opinions...
hold me...i think im going warp speed XD
very nice man...
I like this version a bit more...the comic one was like a luchador type
The Kaijus are coming!
Well black light is p2w but its still the skill thats talking in game
Hahahah...okay ill be thankfull XD
Well people...im in the red zone 4th from right to left and 4thb from down to up ...well say hi to a new dictator
am i the only one who wants to reflect about life but ends up sleeping like a log?
ahem...team fortress 2...best f2p in my opinion
world of tanks its pretty balanced
the list goes on
You could make an awesome smg out of it XD
my god this looks awesome!
a bit of problem on the leg on the left and the weapon(please explain its functions)in rest i just love the pic...this whole shock trooper/hunter looks awesome keep up with the awesome stuff man
meanwhile in team fortress 2
Are you not entertained?
screw the government i gotta go to groove street bitches
A bit controversional but still epiclly funny
They are supposed to be a prototype for mahor gas attacks...pretty much like an alpha version of the gas mask...i read somewhere that they were supposed to protect from some sort of ash...if i remember corectly there actually is a island where you can live only qith your gas mask so pretty much intended to get as an extra limb....
Wow thanks for the feedback...we have new projects on the way XD
Thanks alot for the feedback
dont forget the grill guys
MURICA TO THE DEMOCRACY!
Breaking the law
Breaking the law
...is it normal?
Dude im serious...i got 2 keys in total...the cdkey and the steam one....and when i installed ghost warrior i only had to put the cdkey from the box
Strange...i got the one in the box and steam sent me another one...to validate the validation of the cd key(mindfuck i know)
The validation code or cd key?
I activated the games right after i bought them but i uninstalled them because the old pc couldnt handle them...
I still have the keys in my phone...i thought of keeping them after buying a new pc
Note the wimp with the army sweater...
That expression is priceless
One day im gonna be a big strong wookiee
And im gonna travel the galaxy with smuggler that looks like harrison ford
Only tge lord has mercy
Dude you so noob that even my character facepalmed
Magic unicorn fart powder combined with weed
So am i the only one who talks civil with them and try to find a middle way?
I mean the spiders are nice...i spent hours with one talking about philosophy and the meaning of life
That beard is so manly that it grows beer cans
well cool for you...but posting from a phone isnt that easy so i couldnt see all of them
Guns from left to right....m134
Spad and mp 5
arrest this cat...he knows too much!
i used to never hear about these obscure sites...then i took a no social life to the knee
metal gear solid anyone?
god kill it with fire....
*trying to be a cod 9 yr old ****
OMGZ LOLZ you n00bz...u dont kno soap and cpt price u such n00bz
*le normal person*
they are soap mactavish and cpt price...characters from call of duty...they are supposed to be dead(soap at least)and this is living proof they live!
im so going to hell for laughing at this....
the english have landed for like a month in my neighbours house
you dissobeyed the law....punishment:death
so true for romania
*gets some paper*busy...hm yes busy with pic stuff...
that watermelon is definetly a serial killer
i only played quake and unreal tournament back in the days...and stronghold and red alert....man the nostalgia
its always worth it
big cartoon mistery i suppose?
*after a few days...someone knocks on asukas door*
*puts her down*you know theyre runners theyll catch up with us*hands her a pistol*follow this tunnel...itll lead you to the exit...ill distract them to a different location...now go*takes his trusty kalash and proceeds lureing the zombiees on another tunnel*
*looks at zombiees*FUDGE!
*turns and runs*you know you can go ahead i can stay and back you and lili up...
*shakes his head*maybe its just in my mind...i used to work as pmc for paranormal containment company...well there werent beautiful sights*keeps walking arround studying the carvings*
*starts walking through the tunnels* hm...i must admit its the first time i see these carving...and dosent the place give you the creeps?dont you feel watched or anything?
okay hop up*looks at lili*if you dare to push me or anything...youre gonna be in big trouble...
the biggest mistake they do....
well since no one voted...ill keep rolling with this character version...
happens every time....
Character bio:Despite growing in poor family Diana learned how to use weapons at a quite fragile age...she was adopted by a local hunter when her family was killed by kings Magnus men...she trained very hard in the arts of trapping and silent killing animals...she hunts in the Woods of Tulkra near the village Tulkra when she meets our warrior (Ulrich for now)...seeing his uniform she despised him from the instance and wished to kill him but the misterious wizard proposal made her change her mind and join them...will she ever forgive Ulrich for being a soldier of Magnus?
well i gues it will be on pc since it roots are on the marvelous pc
he actually asked the guys from BLR if hes voice is gonna be in their game...and they said yes(at least for ps4)
i heard seananners voice will be in blacklight retribution
and sure we have markiplier and yammimash and the yogcast...
you just killed a youtube star...well we were gettin used to his over reacting moments...youll be missed pewdie....
meanwhile in other universes...
shepard is gone we are all lost...
where the hell is that white faced douchebag?
*alarm*Warning an SCP has escaped...mobilize for capture
*in pewdiepies story*where the hell is the bro?i havent seen him in a while?did you saw him stephano?
so what anime is this?
Tiny:Wolfgang Kreutzfeldt, Gefreiter, Hamburger from Reeperbahn; was a bicycling courier with a communist past; a giant of size and therefore a bully; more or less illiterate and not very smart, but still sneaky and deep down not as bad as he'd seem. Joined the Foreign Legion after the war.
Gregor Martin:Professional truck driver. Used to be a chauffeur for “his” general. Good at “arranging things” beyond the limits of the law. After the war he become the owner of a big truck and contracting company.
Julius Heide:A national-socialist racist and Jew-hater. Professional soldier, hard disciplined and always acting according to the army regulations. Heide always wanted to become an officer and did so after the war in the East German Army.
Barcelona Blom:A volunteer in the Spanish Civil War. He carried around a dry orange from Spain in his pocket. He'd planned to own and run an orange plantation of his own post-war, but never achieved this as he fell in Russia.
i laughed more then 10 times
game modes:besides manhunt
seize the day mode:its like a hold the zone or king of the hill...where we put a flag in the woods and put some rocks and small logs to make a defensive zone...in this defensive zone we got spare ink grenades and smoke bombs...the team who keeps the zone the most wins....
chase:well this is somewhat like manhunt but here the chased guy has too keep running from us and hide for an hour...he can engage us with weapons but here we are allowed to go in big groups for search(in manhunt we are allowed to stick up with another guy)
team build:this we usually play in the lower parts of derelict there are two teams who fight to get the higher grounds the awesome part is the fact that we need to use teamwork on this one big time....since there are big walls and few ladders we end up doing that awesome boost like in army of two the devils cartel and last of us...another thing...we introduce medics here when a guy gets shot down other team mates grab him and take him to safety and the medic patches him up(5-10 minutes till so called respawn)
he is like...Come at me bro
so how did marceline got bit in the first place?
its called storageing you belongings...we men know how to do it
i literally shivered when i saw this....
*shuts up and blushes*
yeah same here...good night
grabs her and tickels*im tired...im gonna go sleep in those confy pillows
ups*rushes to the other room*here i come...i see you!*smiles*
*smiles and looks for her until he finds her*
okay you can stop now i dont want it to shreded
*smiles*well there went my last button...*laughs*
youre tearing the buttons *laughs*
*leans on his back showing hands*well im a prisoner of a pillow war*laughs*
*catches her but slips and falls on his back in pillows*
you got me*smiles*
*le perfect dodge*now you are unarmed surrender!*laughs*
*trips and falls*oh geez...*gets up and continues the pillow fight*
*loses a bit of stability* that was unexpected*hits miku with a pillow*
at the cheek marks*smiles
*sits near her in the pillows* soo are we even?
i didnt say i used the lipstick*laughs*its tomato sauce
*laughs...and kisses miku on a cheek*now we are even with the kiss mark on the cheeks
*blushes with ice cream in mouth*shouldnt we get out before we freeze...?
thats a big fridge...*starts trembeling*and very cold...
*pretends not to know*where are you?in the closet?under the bed?or in the fridge?*goes to check fridge*
*blushes*leave it there...i dont mind...*starts looking for her*peek a boo
shes nice for giving you this nice costume...*tickels her a little*
*sits near her on the pillows*
so how did you get this?
*thinks*she looks awesome...do something dont just stand there...
*to miku*wow...you look foxy...*goes in for a hug*
*opens eyes*wow....*jaw drops*
*grabs mikus hand*watch out...he is a master of deception
he ran...chicken...*coughs more blood*
thanks...*tries to look around...coughs some more blood*...hes hideing....
*gurgles...coughs blood*hes gonna kill you if you dont...
seems the most resonable...
i just dont get it why the internet is soo glitchy
well hes sad now...and asks why?
well i talked to slendi(serial killers have to keep in touch :D)and he even showed me his house...he doesnt like leek...and there was no leek at his house either
PS:hes asking you on a date tonight
sorry for spam...internet decided to screw me up a bit....
what kind of things?
*lean toward her*...about?
*looks at her*
*smiles*well am i quilty for fallin for such a pretty waitress?
how did you knew?
well in this war pretty much win the girls...
them feels*slowly walks away*
*stands up and claps*
bravo...bravo...marvellous facebook circus re-enactment
*grabs popcorn*dont mind me...continue...
hell yeah man...maybe well get promoted...someday
gimli meets 40k?
you just got my positive karma vote
*checks body for holes*
*rampage music starts playing*
okay i wont hug her*puts potato bag on mikus head*at least you cant see now...
*to hell knight*
cmon you almost got him...use the drill for the kneecaps!
*hugs miku*dont watch...youre too young to see this
*to hell knight*use the axe!
*looks around for bryan*
*accepts bitch slap without even feeling it*
i didnt see it...
*laughs*well lets go there ill show you some weapons we got there
are you still allowed to go to the camp?
i dont know why but i expected the warhammer 40k guys would start a debate like:pro emperror(new consoles and hightech pc):heresey!bring the inqusition
and the chaos guys:rise console master!
and the orks just sitting and playing mortal kombat at one of those old arcade machine
pff its nothing special...seen that,been there,tried that...nothing special
even as an atheist pmc...i found your legend very interesting...is there any relevation about you guys in the bible?
its still an evolutionary mistery?
do you have religions or do you belive in cold reason?
awesome...why is your planet so arid...because of the wars?
and how were you created...how did you evolve...did you have as many wars as the humans...?
oh...then teach me your salute
i can agree with that chief
infantryspec approves this reply...know your talking bussiness
if it has tentacles,weights like godzilla or looks like a kroogan/hutt...im prett good with the human females
ill say pass to that...no offense...
im intrigued by the mirror walls....
mhm...i see...so what great technology does your race have?
not exactly...i always knew there someone more inteligent then us...but i got a question...how hard is it to find sunglasses?or just reading glasses?
well...you can be a super everything...but your nothing if you lose your humanity(i know how it sounds coming from a guy with jasons mask as an avatar)
compared to a depressive scottsman...oh...im not...but when i get drepressed i can outdrink ya
oh dont worry...we northen men are always resistant to alcohoolic drinks*hic*
we can handle large amounts of it*smiles*
if you dont mind...ill take a beer
hey bro i got some ham to go with it...
wow...luka doest seem ashamed at all...
i know you like it*tickels more*
lets see another funny face*tickels her*
funny shark smile you got there
*gently pulls miku under water*
my territory*shark smile*
dives underwater and grabs mikus leg*
im the shark :D
*makes wave with hands*
how about now *smiles*
brick will be shat
the water is great *smiles*
hope i didnt splashed you too much
*grabs her and runs toward the pool and jumps*
but im a dude*blushes* i cant be a single lady
by the way...i got your leek back from slendy
*puts hands up*
wait a sec....i aint a single lady...
that looks painful...let me give you a hand
cute picture....like the cats in the background...theyre like:all the single ladies,all the single ladies....
i have lots of leek there...and other stuff...just ignore the bodies
i hope your gonna like it*smiles*
a trip to my favourite place...crystal lake...
giddy up...lets go on a trip
i think he can manage a simple airlock disposal
definetly*meanwhile in the epic travel of mr needle*
needle:oh i see you...lock on target!full speed....bam into hell knights knee...
hell knights reaction:im gonna airlock the fudge out of you
i learned that the hard way
after watching rubberfruits videos....so much nope
okay then talk to glados :D
just keep the needle away from me...
thats a turn of events...
a pistol magically appears in infantryspecs hand...
the cake is a lie :D
*makes a totally inocent position*
sorry didnt want to hurt you...i sometimes get took by the wave
ooops...sorry forgot about my bear power ;D
hugs tight again*
that penguin...you know...darwin was a smart guy....and he said some things...
science bitch science...but kill the rhino shark...hell we dont need that ****
best deal ever
what are we waiting for?
he did a miracle for us...lets drink in his name and miracles
ill always rise a glass to a good cause...a nice girls...and with my fellow moddbers...you guys are better then hugelol/9gag...you guys are some of the best friends i ever had...cheers!
hi new friend
its exploreing time
oh...its so cute and hairy that im gonna kill it...with fire...and bullets...and stomp it...and drive a tank over it...airstrike from orbit...call the katyushas
i cant understand this...
by the way thats an awesome drawing...and yes i have to admit the psp looks very cute
i am not gonna drink milk ever again
who dosents my friend...who doesnts...
pff this is parfume...my ex tried to stabb me with scisors...in the chest...during a break...it was like scene in matrix...true story
not only you man...i use to shave my head...and somehow all the time it was steaming...once they actually tryed to fry an egg on my head...well we heard sfrr for a brief second but then it just poured everywhere
thats my dog
i think karma did its job...dont you guys agree?
Romanian highschool Unirea(unity/union) best in my city...we have some interesting classes from time to time...and no,im not homeschooled at all
sorry guys...in my school we can have our own opinions and we comment them differently...thats the beauty of studying just literature and history...i see them from my point of view the teachers sees it from his point of view...we respect our opinions and we discuss them civilized...and yes we do sometimes have arguments that if you strip them to the core reveal the example in the image...but yet again,every man see the world as he wants and he can live in it as long as it not interfere with others
thank god we dont have girl scouts in my country
bro,the guys only deliver in my country but you should have an equivalent in mama rusia...
my father does appear as darth vader when he calls me
the ewoks are like:prepare your anus
better them than me
i only watch the news for the crimes and attrocitese...i gotta keep up with the competition
well i find it normal cause in this cartoon im literally expecting every thing...like 20 eyed squierels...spider pigs...and this is quite normal...maybe its pedopet?
come... a few more steps...come thats right...your goin to wonderland...
stupid people everywhere
how i see:interesting arhitecture...hmm nice colors...very interesting...*reads info about stuff all the time....
didnt mix them...they are just awesome...stalker for being open world and scary and metro for being claustrophobic and giving you alot to think about...very philosophical game if you stay and analyse them
pfff screw america...The Zone needs a new hero...*mumbles to self*no where did i put those filters and cartidges
thank god i found it...i forgot the blueprint
wilkomen to the cruel reality mate...
but yet...i dont know what to say if the guy got lucky or not
oh my lenin...im sorounded by them...*shoots machine gun maniacally...die swaggot scum....i must get to the only safezone in the world where no swaggot dares to enter...the library
then poke their eyes out...rip their nose...and do a wet willy
definitly ghostrider is having a good time
man i was to auschwitz and birkenau...they were interesting places...very interesting
sums up my game logic:if it moves kill it...if it still moves you didnt kill it well,lets try again...this time lets add some brutallity
You need to put a space?
I did not knew that, but thank you for the grammar education
(I really appreciate that I can exercise my grammar with you kind sirs)
I am sincerely sorry for my bad grammar kind sir,but I was on a hurry when I wrote my previous comment.
I hope you shall excuse my mistake.
this people, up here is the meaning of why history is important...you understand more about the worlds way of evolve...and as a wise saying:history repeats
am i the only one who expected this?
once again...i still think they need to be exterminated...these filthy animals,they need a shower,i heard there is a great place in Poland where they can clean up very well...its call Auschwitz
meanwhile in russia:a new era of comunism rises!
just chillin bro...
the black hole
aint revenge sweet?
protection to the elbows and knees especially wear those constructor vest to be sure that car drivers see you
this should teach the parents in giving their children expensive tech
the girl who invited me to her lodge served me these...they looked even worse but their soul was delicious...tastes like honey
must resist...temptation...too big
im the jungler every time when the **** hits the fan
what would you do with your clone?
i would probably be like the guys from army of two
how about you?
shh...no more tears
only dreams now
somewhere on top of the building there is a sniper watching and waiting for the perfect chance...
she deserves it
right in the face man...
i knew that pice of wood was rotten
PC attack battalion for ever
sup...just passing by
that will be me after the next monday party
you realize that this can happen every day in afghanistan....but even though the soldier is more badass than any of us at any time of the day
i was expecting some one screaming allahu ackbar
as a romanian(probably the only one here)i have the same thoughts as the ball...i know im young but dam...at least in comunism we didnt die of starvation...or poverty...
morons....im surrounded by them....
i was thinking of kidnees <-dont know if well spelled so corect me please
imagine a zombiee apocalypse with these...man it would be easy to run away cause most of us have some good cardio...
just imagine this fat *** running
i applaud to this message
ugh...make me wanna vomit...why do people want to die by diet?
why not hang emselves or i dont even know anymore....people are gettin stupider day by day
walker thing...and artificial body parts(arms or legs)
i prefer shaving my head...it makes me feel like riddick
my god....actually my life in a nutshell absoulute every single one of these....my hole dam life....
****...i was eating a chocolate ice cream....WAS...
actually (nerd note) the german soldiers did the same **** in ww2 on the eastern front...on the retreats or advances to cover their troops
i think my brain got damaged
you are literally to correct to argue with
the pigeons...thats all im sayin
well as complete moron that i am...i never check the glasses,and once my gf put a bug in my beer....rubber bug...i only observed it in my mouth...none to say that our pressence is banned in that pub...
well...i bet you can feel the greater good with her
it is a mystical object that shows the exact time
here come the therapy
ouch...even i can feel the pain...
well in romania we got only the original products (if you know where im headin)
is it a wrong moment to say that i wear SS stuff un my cloths?
as a pirate i must say EA deserves it...but i feel sorry for the guys who are paying for their games and get cactus raped
where is the animal protection?
for the love of god,the cats were scared for life
oh my god....right in my childhood
in the grimm darkness of technology...there is only fap
well screw you too ya dirty bug...and yes i feel happier after eating a banna
that was really evil...a dirty move for a ****** up mind
well lets hope he had a nice trip to narnia at least
where did the bullet go?
in one direction
one direction to auschwitz
know i feel bad because i want to live my life in the army....
stupidity at its finest form and art
ill buy 30 for every swag scumbag bitch colleague
thanks man,i appreciate
can someone enlighten me?
what show/movie is this?(im only curios because the bearded guy looks badass)
you know....wierd **** happens in that game....the pony stuff is just sugar compareing to the disturbing stuff you can see in mvm....
the horrors cant be unsee
this will probably sound wierd...but i saw someone exactly the same as this person....i felt like having a deja vu....life lag maybe?
How do i roll?
i roll solo....han solo......
i think that he is saying:No more tacobell....
i like 2 and a half men
that 70s show
3rd rock from sun
these are some of my favs
hey how about making some cool race tracks like in Halo reach that would be awesome or shooting ranges like duck hunt
thnks for the annoying part i thought no one observed that
in my opinion this guy screams chaos
LET THE BAD RATES BEGIN
come on guard lets get this cannon up and runnin
i thought the ghost trooper project was canceled
holy **** i want that!
if hitler had one of thesee...thank god he didnt
the battle is gettin fun
asterix of the future
this is ....... whats that eldar planet?
strange weapon but it rulez
the red guys in front of the tanks look like the guys from magicka
btw nice models
we shall fight to the end
reminds me of doom 3 roe
well looks quite good
someone stoled hes newspapper (the necron daily) lulz
the new german goliath
welcome to the circus
see it says matt ward (signature)
this is heresy
commissar fucklaw doesnt give a **** he just wants to kill some heretics
flan for the sisters of battle (pu@@ie)
eat meat like the spess marines only for the real soldiers of the emperror
well to be honest pathfinders will probably cheat but these guys are better then rambo,arnie and chuck
i think it looks like marine creed
matt wards opera
space santa has a gift for ya
technic vs religion
issac vs god 1-0
no coment (altogh i want to crush some persons)
you mean dead? thats what i understand
who is dread-squad?
hope you wont screw this mod like the other one
isnt that a famas?
i think thats an fnfal
why are they white?
ZERIDIAN I have watch the STAR WARS mod for opposing fronts (I am new so I am not such a specilist mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org) The mod is cool but i want to tell you that most people are interested in infantry soo watch the out with the infantry because its very important so i am begging you to dont screw it up (i am a star wars fan too)
now this is a movie id watch
Lord of the Debts
so many combos XD
i would like totally wear the triple skull(not in the pic)
medusa V look badass but i heard it was just a common award during the medusa V campaign
Well breakfast and dinner are kinda same here XD
can you belive it turned out to be lemonade XD?
thats a usual dinner i eat XD
So what up?
still playing retribution like an addict
i was expecting something more brutal though...like sth in the name of the blood gods...ya know what im sayin?
romanian for your moms a ***** is:MAICATA II O CURVA!
i may not know you to well but im here to say that i wish you the best of luck you can have in such grimm moments
it may be hard for you in such moments but keep in mind that everything will turn out okay
may allah protect you
bad luck brian over here bros
this is madness!
peace keeping at a whole new level
apparently nature has a pretty bad opinion about the world Static.fjcdn.com*******+butterflies_51dafb_4781658.jpg
chill...they got this XD
ive seen some **** man...in the yard....
its chocolate cake...i still win XD
heck yeah XD
well its not ramen...at least the white container says its not ramen
although i hate this time of the year i must say that some people from moddb are dear to me.
they were there for me although i went awol for a long time but when i came back they accepted me back with their arms opened
so my special thank-you-for-not-being-complete-******** go to:wout,arkan,ryan,karel,rick and sakura
but worry not...cause for the rest of moddb i have this Weknowmemes.com
thats just awesome...so much want
will you upload pics of your gun?
gotta love soviet engenieering
so dumb question:do you own svt rifles or anything related to guns of the ww2 era?
thanks for the friend request!
(its right mate)
its them mate
all in all they were fun times
made for jumping from high altitudes
boot camp=1. A training camp for military recruits.
2. A correctional facility that uses the training techniques applied to military recruits to teach usually youthful offenders socially acceptable patterns of behavior.
take your pick
army camp of summer 2014
Kiwi Untold :))
i call hax
death korps of krieg are loyalist fo life mun....
thats my only objection
the rest is epic
False it means i can dance like jagger XD
Diabetes and obesity too
and thats why inqusition comes after us
dont forget about shovel firing rpgs
i find this funny cause i saw some news about poland being proud and sucesful after getting in the eu....
*grabs bible,pitchfork and summons angry medieval peasents with torches and pitchforks*
thy work of satan is this black magic
wait a sec....these are all american chaos gods...
they be fighting putin
thus meaning putin is the emperror?
Coming from a sausage your comment made me laugh way to hard
the premise of 9/11?
so accurate for romanians
we shouldnt let their drunken immigrants here too
the most accurate picture of pakistani commandos
while europe "supports" ukraine morally
kashmir region(currently disputed between these guys...check out the guard exchange XD)
**** happens chicken...why do you have to be so selfish?
they know how to use a wand ;)
hasta la crimeea tavariscii
belgium and russia most accurate in my opinion
vodka harder later
*insert russian prophanity adressed to mericans*
insert soviet russia joke*
And with donnetk,harkov,slaviansk etc etc
well i have plenty tbh
i made it for a friends party but she canceled it...so more cake for me XD...it has normal chocolate and sour cherrys in the middle and praline chocolate on top XD
rabbit.exe has stopped working
oh...this is an image i havent seen in a long long time...
thanks mister eisenmann
beware guys...besides being a scrooge he also has some terrible flatulence
gazprom will be back
chaos raptor with noise equipment?
(btw how does the noise marines equipment work?)
a bit mean i know...but still they are a good way to say"what are you bitching about"
star wars:revenge of the scots
cancer is our master
lucky you...im with the imperial guard....now we get rainbow lasguns
chill bro...the cadian hideing in the lower left has this...
very funny from a country that has a **** on its face
i see what you did there mr turtle
some duct tape and a prayer to the machine spirit should do fine
i told my mother that i was going to see tigers,elephants and pathers...she thought i was visiting moscow zoo(quote from company of heroes 2)
after consumption if you suffer for a weak stomach and start vomiting field medic infantryspec advises the imediate consumption of Sodium Citrate,Strontium Bromide and Guiacol(belive me i had alot of cases of weak stomach in field trips with friends so i learned to pack alot of stuff)
and very true
i was trying to be a dedicated imperial...sorry if i offended any fans
hotter than hell
who are the space marines?
so is this a psyker?
if yes where is his bodyguard(3 guardsmen)
and why is he using magic to fight such undeveloped species like the eldar?
give him spetsnaz pills and type VDV soup XD
space hulk:adeptus cutterus
sorry but it gets really annoying at school
you just replied to one mate
man arent they young...(guy on the girls right)
you are compareing a highly civilized country like switzerland with rich people with eastern mentality(and usa mcdonalds mentality)
i would still put my cash on the titan
true meaning of last man standing eh?
most do...especially my generation
and we promise...youll never forget the nam
please have a ticket to ukraine XD
angela merkel does not agree with you mate
in that case...say hello to my lil titan
and that on the right is me preeching to my friends about warhammer 40000
meanwhile ont he chaos side...
say hello to my master crafted bolter
it sounds so familiar...where is it from?
BRING THE DEMOCRACY!
is this something like the Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer?
rock and roll train mate!
infantrys comedy gallery...for the deep explorers of the internet XD
welcome to the internet XD
*checks steam*wait a sec...this seems familiar...*checks out world in conflict*mhm...yup..yup yup...definetly yup
now this...is a game id love to play
i havent seen a polish run so fast since warsaw 1940
so true the part with romania...but that tatto removal costs us the economy now
-sir whats this jibberish?
-i dont know son,maybe some kebab secret cult?
-but it has numbers sir,isnt it a map?
-islam is a strange place private,maybe this is a scraficial place
thats how i see the ingeniuity of us soldiers
you have no idea how many times i have to force close english.exe and prompt the new command niggerish.exe....in class...at english class...
in the jungle
the mighty jungle...
well thanks for the tip
offcourse offcourse...exceptions apply to the case
this my dear sir...made my day XD
germany ist of proud
ahem...im neighbour with this guy called ukraine
guys,mine stole my bike and started singing :they see me rolling
this is the best in my opinion XD
shh...its the vision of the producer
now i can find myself in him
pft you know nothing of rpg or mmo that cape is the holy lancer cape that offers +5 mobility
+25 attack speed
not at all,this is the humor page
you are just jealous...but you can be deputy
meanwhile in romania(not that critical zones)
with gulag resorts and spa
excuse me sir...but if you check the word codex you can see the image of a cadian near the word epic
why waste resources...summary execution is what these heretics deserve
i like my toast light not imperium scorched earth flavour
+3 holy protection
i pick lasgun...gotta eat some toast
they shall charge into south korea with vespas!
wheres the ss gold
theres should be a bandana with jewkilla
cant wait ma'am
would this happen if there was like a cage match usa vs russia?
skin care maybe?
like us trying to get dates on friday night
ahem...take a glance at omon or koreeas police
right in the capitalism
or send them to the spa im siberia...they call it gulag
a few years back and meanwhile on the eastern front
scheise hans i havent seen pussy since odessa
all i can say...Heil this idea!
ahem...replace hockey club with kalash and then its correct
Empire of the riseing leaf
on top...thats my pc
on the bottom...my gf
try telling this to girls....they wont get it....
very good my friend
the food is just wonderful since all this ******** with the human rights...on one meal they even gave us cheetos
you have no idea how curios i am about the original version of this...i mean...cmon...the outfit and everything...it must have been one hell of lan party
now thats too epic
Goro in his highschool?
wise man...and he doesent get bored quickly
the dance makes it better XD
not at all
im laughing everytime i see this
why the negative karma?
its a pretty good joke
holy...this is very epic...the beard must be bulletproof
and bring them democracy
with extreme prejudice and full safety of our soldiers
i wished that too...
pft...what if its a nuclear war?
what are you talkin about...that look is pure gangsta...way overweight...but gangsta
can i choose more(they are actually extensions of me)tyrannid,necron,khrone berserk,tau,imperial guardsmen and techpriest...these are my friends for ever XD
thank god spain didnt pludered us...
plus a another update
the russians plundered too...
but mostly we got buttraped by the ottomans...but still...if you guys can find michael the brave or this movie with subs...watch it cause its worth it
the proud tribe of wakkanakukuna...proud blueberry gatherers
that ****** face....
those are the trekkies we are looking for!
oh...right in my nationalism....
*as a short reminder:rome plundered us
the otomans plundered us
the habsburgs plundered us
ofc we are mexico of europe....
im curious...whats the syndrome?
becoming a winged hussar?
**** no man....
i dont think so...boba fett had an incorporated backhead camera in his helmet....
he did not see that comeing
Im risking alot....a country with tons of citizens like russia or china
Hell it can even be india
Let the bad karma come
Uk rolls the dices....tea break gents...morale bonus +25
Still the ubermarinen kicked some cha...i mean the polish under the flag of the adolfus wardius
Surpriesingly so am i
Dont forget naked
but grandma says im a handsome young man
I feel so boosted with joy...i mean....its like a revelation....
A bit over rated if you ask me
But still their payment is better than ours in romania
I didnt know they stack **** up that high....favourite quote XD
We got a guy we call jabba...but he never saw a star wars movie
i see man...what a glorious year was it for him
a normal day my friends XD
Totally agree with ya
more realism people XD
Im glad to know i used the exact words mr sagan said
Oh marx why?
Im happy that im gettin in shape again....
normal school day for me
the movie with vin disel?
that was awesome...the second wasnt that awesome...
So you made it?
I prefer to troll them and own them...then the chat starts to get full with curse words XD
Looks like duel masters or yu ghi oh tbh
The cheseeburger is a lie
ITS ON YOU PICE OF #%&*
Let me get undressed first
So can you explain the game?
Cause ive got no idea....
Pure genius...you need to be elected president
yup...but who nows what wonders she can do with the sniper...karels female non bushmonster version LOL
Them churches...always need a bit of more money...offcourse for divine pourposes....maybe a holy lamborghini
But he has a hole at least...and privacy XD
Run brian run!
Duh crap...sorry for the minus....
Yep them bush monster are tricky
and you are the best bush monster with the VSS XD
hell yeah it does!
It hurts soo bad....
Do not judge me
Them fancy boots
I pressed it....nothing happend...im dissapointed
now in panda edition
Well that was unexpected
gotta love jason vorhees XD
well...its very weird...i mean in the morning its very cold and in the afternoon an individual could go to the pool and get a tan XD
im pretty okay myself
just uploading halloween specials XD
hows the weather in spain?
hi there mate
hows it goin?
Now just imagine him with a guitar and epic rocking skills
Am i the only one who agrees full hearted with this?
Deep stuff people...deep stuff
This comment has been posted in a private group.
tank god im mostly bald or short haired
Fire power for the win
Russian...this hat improves your driveing skills by 50% and magically gives you the knowledge to drive a tank
Hows it goin?
what about guacamelee! ?
glad about it XD
more is going to come
....words of wisdom....
Meanwhile in titanfall
true that XD
but im gratefull for Laras and yours support....also lets not forget alpha who gave me good advices...so thanks alot guys and keep watching us
I still appreciate every view and positive feedback so thanks for not ignoring my request
thanks alot for the feedback...part 2 is up already so is comeing part 3 of WOT...capsized part 2 is up tonight...thanks again for the feedback
Have a laugh
Vive la patriè
get your hands of her keyboard!
And how did you get to that statement?
Things wont get frosty thats for sure
I dont think he likes her
not stormtroopers...i cant find them here but i managed to get some clonetroopers,droids and bounty hunters
(actually i have a huge star wars collection)
i was expecting something related to pink
thanks...i like wearing army stuff XD
its an RDG hat
hello there rock star
thats what they want you to belive...they are actually shocked because when they got hit by blaster fire the impact made them see the rainbow world with candy and unicorns...true story
this is the kind of feline that rules the chain XD
my situation every day
Die you freaking noob...stop using hax!
well at least im not forever alone...only forever availible
I live in a medium city and i think im the only single person in this place...
Attractive girl:Im a lesbian/i am a bitch who will break your heart/i have a boyfriend/you arent rich or good looking enough/ew your not my type/FRIENDZONETALITY...etc etc...
Ps...a sword has to blades....just sayn...
The avatar gif is enough of proof
Happy B day
Sums up myself too...
Well that bird just outsmarted me in one single pic
But...but....im allergic to cuteness...
More like bad interior decorator...
You came to the wrong tomb ************
what my history teacher does to us....FATALITY
The moment you realise that hell is a cruise in haiti compared to this
Ps the ending is complete ********
What have i been smokeing?
So whos judas here?
Shooting a prisoners kneecaps while another one is watching...and torturing the wounded one....priceless
For the gods of metal and rock!
You dont like dirty work huh?
I can even hear satan and god screaming they want morr and louder!
Why reward him?cut his fingers shoot his kneecaps and brake his legs and arms...just fir fun...then let him/her face a slow and painful death...
Eargasm man...my insects from the room started rocking on...!
Shooting him...i expected more from a prothean...havent you learn anything from ss and nkvd interogation methods?
Rock and metal for ever!!!!!
I like e1m1 from doom...best ost ever made
I was expecting something more messy
Dont belive her thats how they tricked the soviets with operation barbarossa
Im with you bro
Yep...she says you are primitive nonprothean being...
Okay so then blades are a rather inferior and outdated nethod of offence or defence...they are outmatched by theyre fellow bullet spitters also known as guns or plasma guns
Blades are primitive...btw nice avatar
wouldnt you be?
Mhm....i still prefer my camos
You selfish devil XD
Is it only compatible with your dna signature?
What alloy is it made if?
suit yourself mate
good luck with that then
but you still need help
that means you have to stick with are ways...oh evolved ones
our medicine is evolved because of experimenting on other...like the jews...nobody admits it but nazi made a big step in medicine
you learn the best way by eperimenting on yourself...or others
true that... i know from experience
dude....one beer never killed me...
i dont say to excess it...just moderate
im not bringing it here...i like saussages and alcohol(except wine and gin)they can mix...if people invented bacon ice cream flavour why cant saussages go with alcohol and fried/boiled potatoes cant work?
well...from my experience i only drink 6-8 shots of vodka then i stop...because i know i can handle more but it wouldnt be good in the morning...and its very tastefull with saussages,cabbage and potatoes
it can mess you up...but if you know how much to drink...thats enough not to mess it up
so do i!
primitive up primitive down...you are extinct arent you?
how many have remained in your race?
*breathing in space emergency gear magically appears on me*
weak livered milk drinkers...
why not both?
*raises white paint*com ere cupcake!
legit or not...im white...and i intend to remain like that
and we can make vodka out of them
holy freakin horse ****...did you called me a nigga?
im getting itches from my ****** uniform too!and outside is ******* cold and so it is in the classroom
well its comfy for you cause you live in a warm zone but i have to go in a shirt...and a vest...and its COLD!
then take a blanket for seananners sake!
you call those uniforms....what a disgrace....
now thats a uniform!
Whats with the tshirts?
Lol...we have a new english teacher...young and goodlooking.. Ive never been interested in english in my entire life
Communism was a great idea...
But badly applied
Lack of imagination?
well thats a nice pic but why is she blinking?
*whispers*they let me drive it...
thats a big class...and how do you manage to fart unoticed
they look like one of those...special...classes...with all the ballons and stuff
The church is never paying taxes...it gets helped by donations and state but they always seem to need a bit more money...
Lol...run madafacka da bird is a killa
The bible is the newest spell it can make low level enemies turn on your side and mindlessly following your preach...i mean orders
Oh my god...what the **** is this...kill it kill it before it lays eggs
I was wondering whos gonna observe that
Omg this is sooo....wait...its true...
its super effective
(intended as a joke)
he got swag
fattyty fat fat....they se me rollin...you bet they run terrified nigga
what have i been smokeing?
i did nazi that coming....
thats my locker!
lisa...no more tv,no more radio...we read books for now
woman logic...they hear what they want
re-kick door...im here for your petro...i mean im bringing democracy
Skin...whats so outrageous about it?
Hide yo kids
Hide yo wife
Laughed like a maniac at the imoon app
english is not my first language...and typeing from a phone is not that easy like in comercials...but thanks for pointing out
he forgot the instructions manual
And this is how i escape after foing something bad
No they wont...taylor and thr one dickrection will fade away in time...but stuff like iron maiden acdc metallica....star wars....these will always survive the trial of time
Bullet through the head
Execution....hpd like 100000 points
There is a cow in this pic...and it doesnt have horns
well lucky you
wow...i usually end up home at 3PM
hm...i dont trust you...and where is my wallet?
same here...its boring but we laugh like morons
*suspicious look*are you some sort of thief like in skyrim?
we hide under the desks so the teacher cant see us...
now how did it get there?
*checks pockets*SHE STOLE MY WALLET!
i have those kinds of friends too...
haha...we have twins here too...
i know...but hey...hes a guy...i dont judge him
nice for you man...thats where some of our games come from too...but we try to be clean
Wow...you are lucky...we have to introduce ourselves and talk about us...it sucks...it feels like people are judgeing you
Oh okay...we got our pervies here too...i have this classmates that just stares at girls brest or ***...funny thing he is not aware of it and he just drools while we watch him and laugh
Well history and religion are writed by the winners
In this case the blue bird wrote his memories
He was made by evil unicorns that want to conquer the world with muffins...
Now im just curious about his hobbies XD
Perverts wouldve said to take down your trousets since they are missing their button and donr worry i saw other topless chicks
What about the body constitution....?
And hobbies....he might be a clone
I wasnt acting...i just said i dont mind you ripping your shirt off
rip it off i dont mind
the recoil on the AK was a bit hard to handle but i managed
is he a gun nutt like me?
and how do i reasemble your classmate?
in your opinion...but i like pretty much everything this pick has
Zoeys outfit....hubba hubba
Its more like dad is talkin...kuki gets embarassed and invent an excuse to save wallyis ***
I know what he is goin through
thank you...i fired the guns actually...and it was...priceless XD
i told you i was enjoying myself XD
okay thanks....sadly the sound of my mic isnt good cuse we are too poor to buy new gear...we were lucky we could afford fraps and a webcam
Oh...i remember my first talk with my exs dad....not funny
Maybe im some badass numbuh....
In a side note...you look good in the pick
A magical bird brings them....duh...
Off course i know um freakin 16...
I think im numbuh 20 in my class...so who am i in the show?
Yes i did...they got the baby from atlanta
Holly apples...we are 11 boys and 23 girls...and we ended up 6 in a desk
Nice to hear that....how many are you in the class?
I dont get it....oh wait...nevermind
And it already sucks for me....what about yours
Love the song...keep it up alyx...
Take a look at avenged sevenfolds welcome to the family
Made with love in sovieg russia
I wonder why
Oh my...such handsome pixels
If only i could climb ladders like in cod...it would be awesome
Woof woof motherfacka
Bark my flea *** pup
Zero ***** given from the horse
whats up friend?
Gotta love the barett m82
Shooting a 50.cal bullet at an incredible range...it can almost be used as an anti light armored vehicles
the monkey cheeks?
why thanks...im pretty much an expert in military stuff
Kuki is like...wtf should i do?
its called courage...and he is dam brave to face an enemy twice as big and superior
well...hes a man...i understand
i never liked those monkeys
so many toys
well i do am a number one aint i?
and who are you then?
stalking at its finest...ugh...
agree...she is too freaky
well he got the supreme leader...shes pretty responsible just like him...they seem a perfect match
not sure if its a win or not for nigel...
oh i see...so what happend to nigel?
where did the slevees go?
i didnt say that they cant be a couple....
a trip to the caribeans would cost a bit too much...but its worth it
sorry...english is not my first language...i learned it on my own...so i got a few words that i can not spell corectly
thank you...i know they dont match but its hard to find military stuff here so im happy with what i get
im not that smart but i heard they had a thing...i like wally because his tough...kuki seems a bit dumb...
i like nigel for him being a loyal and devoted friend to them
dude...im so stoned i see burritos and dancing bears drinking vodka and eatin ice cream
nope...sorry...its just something i found on deviant art
i think every guys pants are shrinking
darwin was a clever man...and he said some things...
i did nazi that comeing...
to go with the gif
to the showers with him!
it is a trap!
*plane flies in background*
every man is welcomed
so true...i had to pull nr11 many times to get rid of the fat ones
dam auto correct
yep...i was just curious about your reply
i love them...but ed edd and eddy with regular show...those are my favourites
i definetly am nigel
awesome cartoons...still watching them XD
well...bad luck for me then XD
btw...do you have female shepards number?
i dont know...but you are screwed...i would have kept a low profile
in a real z-pocalypse...makeing sound=death
i myself like red actually...its my favourite color XD
and you blame them?
....or if you dont have friends...go on a killing spree
she is literally screwed...or as hell knight would say...RAPE IS IMINENT!
its gonna impress all em zombies
pf...thats what guys usually think of
so much want
what do you mean she doesnt act cool?
you dont like scarlet?
he got lost...
ok scorpion and subzero are definetly the best guys in the game...but lets give some credit to other good fighters like raiden and liu kang...and noob saibot...and stryker...
scarlet is a misunderstood fighter....she likes violence and blood but she fights pretty well...and if we are talking about players...let me call my friend noob saibot
at the body...yep...i agree with that...but she reliase on her items...scarlet has martial art moves(savate to be more precise)and jade has that nice pole move
you should check them...they are nice and provide a little bio on some characters
her fighting skills are awesome but jade and skarlet are a bit better
dont judge me for watching the cartoons....>.<
i was telling the story from the cartoons...thats after smoke gets cyber terminatior
the lore says that they were very good friends until smoke was actually the first turned into a cyber...and ordered to kill or capture sub zero...but the oath of friendship was stronger and he didnt kill sub zero but yet they are still opponents on the field of battle
this would be so much better...talking like civilized persons...and insects
you betrayed the LAW!
you are accused of illegal weapon ownership,drug dealing and atempt to bribe an officer...surrender now and you shall not be harmed
you betrayed the law...you cant escape from it...there will always be honorable men to fight against you scum!
thanks for the confession...let me call dispatch...
when is he rageing?
dont worry...you just got the most brutal riot enforcerer ever....
OBEY THE LAW!
dear god....humanity....what have you transformed us into
more like failman
where is your mutant animal now?
im fabulos and i know it
how many of them are legally owned?
let me tell you something you already know...life is mean bitch who doesnt care how strong you are,it will punch till you get on your knees...but you have to get up and fight,it doesnt matter how many times you fall its important to get up and keep fighting...fight for your dreams,fight for your loved ones and fight for what you belive in...
rocking the **** out of the death star
what if someone gets annoyed about the police not doing its job...while crime is all over the city,you just hear about rape and drugs...what if someone had enough of it and decided to go on a bit of revenge...
the police hands are always tied up becuase they are getting shout at for human rights and police brutallity...someone will get enough of all that ACAB ******** and go on a little killing spree on the neighbourhood....
he can kill someone in so many ways...from plastic bags to pencils and hammers...what if this killer starts his work from tonight?
ps:thats not jason guys...hes someone way more real than him
I don't mind Falling to pieces.
Count me in, violent
Let's begin, feeding the sickness.
How do I simplify dislocate?
The enemy's on the way.
Show me what it's like
To dream in black and white,
So I can leave this world tonight.
Full of fear, ever clear.
I'll be here,
You'll find me
Climbing to heaven.
Turn back time.
You'll be fine
I will get left behind.
Show me what it's like
To dream in black and white,
So I can leave this world tonight.
Holding on too tight.
Breathe the breath of life.
So I can leave this world behind.
It only hurts just once.
They're only broken bones.
Hide the hate inside.
Show me what it's like
To dream in black and white,
So I can leave this world tonight.
Holding on too tight.
Breathe the breath of life.
So I can leave this world behind.
elf warrior(wood elves)this unit is fast foot soldier,decently armored and moderately expensive...he gets a speed upgrade and attack bonus when upgraded to the war cry...weak against heavy armored soldiers and archers
elemental elf mage this unit needs a shrine of elemts so that he can be upgraded to summon different elementals such as the fire elemental or earthelemental....he summons these strong elementals for their support in battle but this strong unit can use special spells as cracking the soil beneath enemies...
elf wizard of light...well this strong unit needs an ancient temple of light to be captured so that they can be upgraded...they are very strong against the arcane mages....they can resist to other magic types and can protect soldiers from spells but the unit is vulnerable to physical damage
the regular army of elves...well they are supposed to be a bit expensive than the rest of the elves...but they are well armored and can sustain a bunch of hits...not to say that the elves regulars have stronger attacks than other elf foot units
the elf scout is supposed to be a cheap recon unit able to cover ground very fast and can use its pet(any animal you want)to scout arround...it is weak cheap and fast...doesnt do to much damage and kinda vulnerable to everything
ok boss you told me you want fantasy...so i thought of a special unit:the dragon riders...well first of things first...to get the dragons you need to raid a dragon lair or domesticize a wild dragon with an earth mage or elemental elf mage...the dragon can be upgraded to spit fire,get spike armor(extra armor)or upgrade the size to board archers on the dragon to shoot from above...the dragon is extremely strong....weakness if its getting to low on hp it may get mad and become wild again killing or trying to kill everything in its wat until it dies
this is just a v2 of the pikeman since boss didnt like it that much
the elf knight is supposed to be a heavy armored unit,expensive and very resistan to arrows and enemy melee units...its biggest weakness is that it moves slower
another hero unit ideea
she can roll with the wood elves or the regulars
powers:triple shot(rapidly fires 6 arrows at enemy units killing them or lowering health to critical)
wolf call(summons 1 or more wolves to aid her in battle,wolves go away after 20 secs)
eye from the sky(uses eagle to scout ahead,power lasts 10 seconds)
okay this is a supposed hero unit i thought of for the dark elves
special powers:bullseye(one hit kill on any foot or cavalry unit)
dark rage(comences melee atack for 20 seconds,its very powerfull mostly supposed to use when overwhelmed by enemy units)
dark sight(is able to reveal for 15 seconds the terrain ahead of him)
the dark elves are like a kind of stealthy they can be upgraded to become invisible for an amount of time...they are fast and are the only units able to climb walls and kill enemies without sounding any alarms
the forrest elves are natural born hunters able to fight the best in wooded and hazardous areas...they are the fastest archers and have quite a big range(smaller than the blue blooded archer)but they are very weak if they arent supported by infantry
okay this is a silver or a blue blooded elf archer these guys have higher range at quite an expensive price...their good sight helps them fight in wooded areas...also have speed bonus when accompanied by an elf scout
okay the main idea of this is the fact that elves/elfs are disbanded and the player can choose wich part to take and desvolt
in this pic we have the proffesional archer of the elves highly accurate expensive and fast shooting this unit is the best range unit but its vulnerable in close range
The imperial mage:this expensive unit has a support role its buffs soldiers with morale,can heal units or cast different spells and elementals
on the left we have the imperial swordsman or man at arms....equpied with a sword and shield this fast unit can deal some damage to other infantry type units
on the right the imperial archer after upgrade...armored and can susitain a few arrows from the enemy this unit is precise,expensive but its a good support unit
imperial pre upgrade pikeman:cheap,moderate speed,weak but good against cavalry
imperial pikeman v2
imperial pikeman v1 good vs cavalry but they can get easily killed
they are relatively cheap...
imperial foot knights:slow,well armored very expensive and weak against axeman/hammerman but very good against any other type of unit
imperial soldier armed with a battle hammer(dont know the actual name) is very effective against armored units but weak against archers and cavalry
imperial knight:fast and well armored but expensive this unit butchers the infantry if they charge it...weak vs archers and long pikes
pre upgraded imperial archer:weak,fast and cheap vulnerable vs cavalry and infantry at close range
this is supposed to be an elf pikeman/legionaire...strong versus cavalry and arrows...move slowly
my skills with modding and everything=below 9000
okay... you got my attention
poem nr 2 reminds me of food found in the fridge
poem nr 3 toilet papper?
poem nr 4 internet connection definetly
jk man...awesome poems
*loads gun*well i got time...im gonna see if Miguel has him...if not...lilis on the list next...
The Sky Kingdoms pilots(right)are usually males since their wish for adrenaline and close call combats...they are brave men but reckless preffering to risk their lives to get a good rush of adrenaline in them...
While the pilots prove their recklesness the Officers(right)show a natural born leadership and responsability...the officers are disciplined and make calculated risks and maneuver carefully their praised ships
he seems he got quite a good hit in the head...so any idea who could kidnapped him?
An air battle between the Crimmson Empire and the Sky Kingdom...Although the Crimmson ships being big and bulky with lots of armor and firepower its outdated design shows many vulnerable points...the faste fighter ships can easily damage the huge ship,disableing its weapons and leaving the takedown for the bigger ships that pack more firepower
A Krieg battleship being attacked by a Sky ship:the krieg ships are mostly built for speed and firepower but they are extremely vulnerable to enemy fire...the battles with the Krieg ships never last more than an hour...
The Sky Kingdom is famous for their fleets:the ships are heavily armed and pack huge firepower...although strong these huge ships are slow but the fighter ships they house on the carriers are fast and dangerous and those ships are usually piloted by courageous young pilots who wish to be famous in the ranks of the army...
The Sky Shocktroopers:The men of the Sky Kingdom are brave but reckless often charging the enemy without thinking and they never cared about the posible harm they could get into...equipped with personal jetpacks and rifles and bombs they assault enemy ships with no fear and destroy the ship by planting bombs or they commence hand to hand combat with the enemy crew...the troopers are also known for their deathwishes they leave on a board in the barracks...most of them are for their families...the surviveing soldiers pick their notes but usually the boards remain quite full
The Sky Kingdom is ruled by a brave king who sacrifices everything for the good of the kingdom...The cities are a wonder of engineering...these floating cities shelter thousands of citizens....the streets are only accsesible by two ways...the millions of stairways that go from street to street or by a personal airship....
i thought he was a good fighter though...seems a person that can be beated pretty easily
oh i see...and now you are thinking wich one to choose?looking for cousin or beating the crap out of feng?
so you think your cousin is trapped with some soldiers and attacking feng while screaming bacon?
thats an interesting imagination you got there
i need some explaining for this....
nothing im just researching for a popularity contest between diana and marlene....
....-_- you high or somethin?
-_- okay....not even marlene?or Diana v2?
thanks...any favourite faction/character?
its still a want man...
a few steampunk mods here and there(btw what do you think of my steampunk revival on my page?)
so much want!
of course it is...musket mod anybody?
and what secret lore does it hide...tell me...im dieing of curiosity....
i loved the warhammers you could craft....cracking school like wat up i got a big hammer thats gonna crack your skull....and the armors where so awesome...especially if you put the roman armom mod...
this games makes me wanna build an portal to this universe!!!!!
watch out Targaryen bitch...here comes the DRAGONBORN!(Fus ro dah!)
soo much want on the book and map...screw the rest...
best rpg i ever played!
okay...its a sea-land carrier with high power cannons...
they intend on buying one...or both?
The Naval Battle of Harenstadt:
This famous battle between The Crimmson Empire and The Krieg Empire...the crimmsons have put a massive naval force to attack a krieg base...but what the crimmsons didnt expected was the fierce defence of the Krieg auxilliary regiments stationed in the city nearby...the crimmsons fought as hard as posible but it was futile...the Kriegs were determined to keep their base at all costs...the crimmsons fleet is defeated and the krieg auxiliray regiment although haveing massive losses they maintained their position...
The Sal-Aharaja Crawler gets constant upgrades from their own crew most of them put flamethrowers,radioss or machineguns to improve the defensive of the machine....
The Sal-Aharaja Sand Crawler:this heavy piece of artillery is mostly used as a defence weapon but its firepower makes it a dangerous opponent...although it has a good firepower and blast radius...its slow moving and the cheap armor can be pierced very easily with a few well placed anti tank projectiles....
The Sal-Aharaja heavy gunner:this soldier is one of the most advanced in the kingdom...it has a devasting firepower but its simplist design makes it vulnerable to sand and thus the guns gets jammed many times putting its shooter in danger...it is known that this gun can overheat and explode puting in danger others not only the gunner
The Sal-Aharaja Grenadier:heavily equiped with a machinegun and AT grenade launcher...these soldiers fight dirty to achieve their goal...they are known for their brutality and often known for their cruel way of treating prisoners or civilians
The Sal-Aharaja City Guard:Even if this is not a very well payed job,it has its benefits...the guards as law enforcers they take by force lots of free stuff when they want,they abuse their power upon the citizens...hated by the people but loved by the nobles who usually get their protection if traded in a few favours....dont put your trust in these men...
The Raptor Tank:this steel abomination was made more for an defensive mech against the sand monsters that were attacking the cities,but when it showed its high speed and efficiency it was repurpossed as an attack vehicle against posible invaders...
The highly experienced pilots make this mech extreamly dangerous for infantry units
Because the dangers of the desert the Sal-Aharaja traders where forced to higher engineers to develope and build airships for them so that they can manage traveling at night....
the Sal-Aharaja Kingdom is a rather isolated zone since nobody ever tried to invade or trade with this dangerous place....although a luxuriant place with beautifull man made gardens...peolpe are unfriendly and the streets are full of thieves and mercenaries...the cities are relatively the safe zone since after night the desert creatures come out of their hive and look for stranded travelers...
In one of these deserts Ulrich lost his leg when he had to protect a Magnus caravan....at night when everyone was resting a sand worm emerged from the sands and started attacking the caravan...since panic was installed Ulrich was the only one able to get his rifle and kill the creature but at the cost of one of his legs....
and i was thinking that this monster is a bit to heavy to float dont you agree?
thanks alot for the help...but lets change the gurellia with krieg since the time the main conflict is between these factions...but we can let guerilla too
the office spot thing gets up therefore letting the tank to maneouver its turret...
im too tired for this but...please observe the multicannon near the eyelook alike thingy
1 dope...im still waiting voters....
But there are also dark place in Gral...the forbidden forrest hides many secrets and only the dark priests go to this place...it stenches with the pressence of evil but yet it hides important artifacts to the crews mission...
The Fahr castle:this noble family is present in Grals history from the begining of its history...this family aided Gral with young and loyal soldiers and inovators...the Fahrn family loves fishing,and their fish tradeing become famous throughout the realm
The Gral citizens try to use as least as posible mechanical means of transportation because they dont want their city poluted and end up as Krieg...life is peaceful between the walls of the city,eveyone minds their own bussiness...tourists usually are found in cafes or admireing the natural beauty of the Gral parks or arhitecture...