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Yo thanks for the friens request man!
we didnt get any mails about getting a bit of ukraine...oh well...
just wait for the flash
he has schwag mein freund
and started the yolocaust
i would like totally wear the triple skull(not in the pic)
medusa V look badass but i heard it was just a common award during the medusa V campaign
romanian for your moms a ***** is:MAICATA II O CURVA!
heck yeah XD
this is not the era you are looking for
ofcourse it is...havent you seen the new librarians?
wheres that khornate berzerker when you need him...(posible reaction)
merkel should be the referee
alot belive me
every freakin day man...and guests wonder why my mirrors are cracked
i am afraid
thanks for the exact legion
i know everyone can worship khorne but i was pointing out the pimp armor and weapon that looked like something a khorne servant would use
Skulls for the Cul de Sac throne!
15 years ago...now most kids dont know where albania is
dont you think its about time a serious war to start?
i mean come on...we became to luxurios...i look with hate at those who wear bussiness suits,silk shirts...the so called upper class,most of us have no idea how to use a compass and a map...its about time we re-learn how to be tough
am i the only one who would join the IG willingless although i know about the commisars and excesive beraucracy needed just to relpace a lasgun kit?
(yes,im reading the infantrymans handbook and i wish i couldve joined the cadians or the kriegs)
well this is new...
thats easy for you to say...you are dwelling in the netherlands
this aint funny when you are neighbour with ukraine
fat for the fat god!
burgers for the burger throne!
dude you sound old...like a freakin relic old...
you make be feel like 24.media.tumblr.com
this actually almost happend to me...we fell asleep but the Vroom vroom mofo woke us up
cause its the internet
oh im dopeing that mate
payday 2:Kiev Heist
belive me my friend when i ended up in WoT with a panzet 38 tna to score 6 kills and the sole survivors was me and a t-34
is he gonna be a space marine?
well...its okay...was expecting more armor or something that inspires fear...but this works too
thanks for the credit
but they should add the book of knowledge(by charles darwin)
that was exactly what i wanted to say
somebody give this man a medal
dont make me start talkin about my generation
i think i need to catch some years before i can compare them...(between us moddb users,i think the 18 year old chick is better)
still not as epic as the yolocaust though
and the problem is?
stalin marxs this
english.exe is reporting an fatal error
*looks at girls from class*yo wanna try a cool game?
start digging we are goin to china
thanks alot...now i understood it....made the laugh better
how about you invest in transilvannya a bit...you know...just a bit
it definetly fits my shaved head
Lol i just laughed for 5 mins at this post
Can this be called cyber bullying?
I got drunk once...woke up hugging a plant
Well...id be ****** if i had to pay for his funeral
It explains everything...crossbros
bullets travel faster ya know....
its german...everybody likes it
he died for the sins of the hamburgers
what a beautifull piece of machinery XD
Seems legit...let me try
*few secs later*holy **** it works
I bet you are an excellent host XD
Wait your turn
something like that
whats up man?
you comment section is kinda windy XD
**** yeah XD
cat has support role
I think not XD
One of us...one of us
Seananners fans will know
Nostalgia of the golden age XD
he is a character from LMS Last man standing
its just awesome the things you can find at junk sales XD
those fireworks are magnificent...but whats the thing with the dog?
meanwhile in Romania...dude...lets mount that PC to lada and use it as an engine
i dont use makeup nor dress like a swagget...i hope....
dangerous game he played XD
gee...10 years...man...i may look like it in the pic but in rl...its way different...
Actually i check moddb from my phone sometimes
****...sorry for negative karma....my phone is going full herp derp on me...
No problem with the name...
We are funny persons XD
Ugh disturbing...and yep im honest too
And its Kiwi not Siwi
Ill never drop the soap ever again
And modest XD
Flash might be the biggest dissapointment in bed
Dam girl....i wish i was that lucky XD
Nice but bane fights honestly....no tricks....he is an honorable opponent...i dont think he would go with the joker....i dont consider him a villain....more like a misunderstood character
Pretty much....and yes i was there too but i have a youtube channel too if you are interested....MultiSimpleMinds
And yes i must admit bane was a visionary....a true leader too
Im impressed mate...truely impressed...i sadly dont have acces to comics but life goes on
I give it a 10/10
the actor was neat...the ideology he explained was even greater...i more honorable death wouldve been suitable
This sounds cool and stuff....but im rolling with deathstroke and bane
So whats his backstory?
Youre welcome XD
Solingen might be a bit expensive but they are like in the tops
Mortal kombat just got serious...
I like how wall e is like.....da faq did i do to deserve this?
And r2 is like come at me tin can
Thats just awesome...
Imagine everybody losing its **** when watching the tv
Combat 2000 military knife
Solingen II throwing knives
Solingen 22 throwing knife
Solingen scorpion 2-20 throwing knife
If you like ranged that much...try throwing axes or knives XD
Its very fun XD
So what happend?
Well i had a few legit matches of boxing but i self teach too XD
But since im massive and a bit slow i relly on brute force XD
And good luck with the katana...i master axe warfare and pretty much sword and shield...dont ask me with i do that i know medieval warfare
I can handle hand to hand combat since i used to box XD
And i manage with pistols and rifles too...but archery...thats a natural skill that some have...i belive its unique
thats just epic...sadly i suck at archery XD
but at least i know i can handle a rifle
have you been in any competitions?
thats extremely epic....what other kind of bows do you use?
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FANTA FOR THE WIN!
ha...black baby no vodkA!to Siberia with him
wait...he not rusky enough...bring vodka mudaks...we have testing to do
Humanity...you are doing it right....the only guys i blame are the protestors
I mean we can take initiative to protest but we cant take initiative to plant trees...this is sad....
but its an older version
whatcha gonna do
whatcha gonna do
when the demons are comeing for you
bad demons bad demons
im a star wars fan...course im gonna watch it...im just hopeing it wont be a fail
i mean...hows this posible?
its not even scientific...or is it?
Life in its finnest gif form
Where can i buy this bestseller?
Am i the only one who just love these?
Upload more of these guys
Every view helps us...if you got game suggestions please tell me or leave them in the disscusion section...we always want to know what the viewers want
Thanks alot...new videos will be uploaded...we cant figure how to improve vid quality and sound...but muffyns doing his best
Suit yourself man...but she is a good fighter...
Fast flexible...quick moves...ignore her bloody past and she is quite a good fighter
And after some long gameplays in mk9....
The best fighters are....drumm rolls
And the guys i hate the most
Cyber sub zero
Highschool stuff...boring and time takeing....i uploaded a few gameplay videos these days on youtube....keeping the crowd entertained
He is more like
Come at me bro...i have space hugs
its a collection(cd case)
but not today...ill make one when im in the mood to install my warhammer collection
i dont have steam....
pff...so do some of us....
you psychich or something?
documents keep us ordered and organized...you cant **** up a german way of organization you extraterestial anarchist!
no documents...no proof
nope...all rights reserved on that movie pal
Youtube.com retaliation from the primitives
I think doomguy posted a youtube video were he does that
And try to argue with him...and boom 4 and a warm get out my class you filthy goddless scum
And how did that work for him in the first 2 games?
So will there be a superstitious or a scientific zombie apocalupse?
It was(insert dramatic sound)....doomguy....(inception sound)
Meanwhile in world of tanks
WHERES THE ******* ARTILERRY?!
Meanwhile in cs 1.6
THE BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED
Meanwhile in mk9
GET OVER HERE
Revenge of the nigga
The niggas manace
Attack of the niggas
The nigga strikes back
A new nigga
That idiot payed you to play that movie
Am i the only one who now desperately looks for one of these?
One persons garbage is the others treasure
one of saddest episode...
Spoiler...he survived the sacrifice if i remember the map corectly
I dont remember whores playing basketball talking about philosophy...and other stuff
i dont know what parties you go to guys...but here they do striptease and like vodka
Well its cleaning time
Isnt vegan an indian word for bad hunter?
Lawl...but mah cracker...it was magical...it could bring back unicorns
Wow...that sucks...what subject?
*cha ching*pandas are valuabe on the blac...i mean peace market...
or else what?
than why are you so tense*tickels*cmon...chill
*takes a revolver*ill show you peace....through violence!
my lucky cracker is the key to peace in middle east!!!!
Did i said something?
thanks...hey where is my lucky cracker?it was in the wallet
*grabs her by the waist*dont you ever like living the moment?
i have important stuff in it...like my wifi password
dont worry...the door is locked...and i think your mom can handle the situation
give it back!
dont worry*hits the warm button*its gonna get warmer in a minute...why so serious...?
*holds her tight*one way to find out*jumps in the water*
*pushes her in*you sure?
like you bath party?
the pool seems nice and warm
mom knows whats better for her
*jedi mind trick*
i did not enter...you invited me...
and it only has one toilet...
it was a fun weekend
(sorry couldnt resist)
i like how the guards keep their calm when you are morphing
i still didnt get homework
I remember that project...sunce then im seeing rainbows in my fingers and finger nails on the sky after the rain
Woah...your words are like mind magic
The song is just awesome...i mean...the message...the beat....im just looping this on my phone...
Doyou know any other songs like this one?
well not much here...playing minecraft...what about you?
Well they canceled school for the same reason here
Works for teachers and ex girlfriends too
Just wow....this is very nice...
Part 2 bitte
i practiced eds running...my friends always crack up when they see me runnin in hide and seek
i didnt say they are bad i am one(if videogames,star wars and guns are counted as)and yes im always laughing how he runs...i got a friend who runs like that when we play hide and seek
got a soft spot for nerds?
its the hardest role...my fav show...i reasemble eddy XD
happy end for every one...whats your knowledge with ed edd n eddy?
explain...the thing with 2
and btw what happend with numbuh 2?
well i can act like jason,judge dredd,francis,pretty much any soldier/hero from videogames,comics,movies
deadpool is included
i saw it...miku,zoey...
well i can pretty play every man character since i was in act class XD
plus got some new pics in uniform
but dont worry...i look like this in a few years Rocksette.deviantart.com
trampolin and blonde.exe has stopped working
the dark side of the dolphins
so what games are ya playing?
whats up fellow atheist gamer?
(besides your ceiling)
and how do you know this?
MURICANS IN POSITION
give em some democracy
it actually makes sense!!!!
am i the only one who expects the HAAAAX! sentence?
powers? ja oder nein?
on a long dark tunnel asking himself where are the other movie characters
but of course i have a better pourpose now sakura...i am a man of law...and i shall obey the law...i represent the law...so im not that bad afterall
that regret part...oh thats burried deep in the soul mate...and yes i do like to maim and make pain...its funz....so once again...will you grant me my powers?
i assure you...i keep many surprises...
i think i was there a few times...thanks for the place...without it i wouldnt be the man i am now
what does Babel supposed to be?
some sort of apocalypse?
the badass level is over 9000
i have no ideea whos archer...sincerely...so you should speak clearly what you want
(i dont know why but metallicas master of puppets seems to come to my mind)
i asked what i wanted and offered you my soul but yet i am the one who is bad?!
what about my demands?
then what do you wish
hm...since i ask this much...well....what about my soul?
your comment made me lol
well maybe he has a soft spot but i for sure dont know about haveing one
so much want....is it released?
can you grant me imortality and unhuman physical strength and powers?
works like that too
in this pic it might be...but its a bit unsetleing when you enter the derelict house we have here
now the shadow of the forrest
man....this is how the forrest from my town looks like(exept creepy house thats somewhere else)
i smell ********
this one for sure
very warhammerish...but ill dig up on something
*thinks:like im not carrying enough equipment*
uhm...sure but what do we do with lili...?
told ya*looks at a tunnel*this way...dont forget lili...if she triggers a trap we are screwed...
*looks at her*you shouldnt walk arround in this pyramid*takes out a small pocket book and starts reading and examening the carvings*i dont know what culture it belongs too...so i dont known what traps are here
*laughs*at a girl...*enters the pyramid*
well this is unusual...
*starts walking towards it*you can stay out if you dont want to explore....
*looks at her*you got some pyramid phobia?*smiles*
*turns arround* well i dont know what to say of this place*points at some sort of pyramid*that seems important...wanna check it out?
*keeps looking around*
asuka...i dont think we are alone here*points flashlight at different carvings in the wall*what did she told you?
phew...this place gives me the creeps...thanks for the help...*looks around*does lili know about this?
*static from headphone*holy fudge...agh...that was a big boom...*static*i think im under*static*its dark he*static*
looks like a tomb or something...i cant feel my arm....but im*static*
*whispers*im in the basement...no sign of Jun....wait a sec...holy carrots*shouts*get out of the mansion its bom...*static and the ground starts shakeing*
*after a few mins searching in the mansion*any sign of her?
*throws her an headphone*keep in touch...stay safe*sneaks away*
*thinks:well one more suicidal mission on a go*
okay...*starts walking towards lilis mansion*let me brief you up...she has 30+ guards out there...and they are experts...not to say alarms and a turret or 2 i saw...juns maybe in the basement....what we should do is that you should distract lili while i go search for jun...
the biggest minus is that she knows you are coming...but she thinks your goin in solo...thats where i come in...she isnt expecting my pressence
*looks at her*shes asking for it...lets let jin to rest*grabs a rifle from his backpack*this is gonna be risky since her mansion is heavily guarded by professional PMCs we need a plan...
*looks at the papper puzzled*its in japaneese....i cant read that...*looks puzzled at asuka*what is she talkin about?
*surprised look*what did she wrote?
*gets up on his legs and loads pistol*
*looks at jin and laughs*you sir owe me some beers...*checks his pockets*ah yes...asuka when i saved jin,lili shot an arrow with a note on it...she said it was for you*hands a piece of papper*
*looks at her a bit angry but tries to be calm*
no need...i volunteered for this...and dont be worried...you wouldve been in bigger trouble than me...you can dodge pucnhes but i bet you need practice with bullets...*uses knife to pull out a bullet*see this wouldve took off your head clen off i swear*smiles and laughs*
*as hours pass,infatryspec comes in beaten up*dear god the bitch had him...*helps jin sit down*...holy **** the bitch had many guards....*looks at asuka*you didnt tell me she likes archery...*points at his back,which has an arrow in it*you mind helping me with this...i cant reach it....well at least jins safe and sound...phew...i think she was actually waiting for you with that many guards...
i couldnt stop loling
the golden age of gameing....
but dont worry...lili will never have true friedship with him
but im afraid shell try to hire my arch enemy since he is my equal...
i didnt say i accept....id never betray a good friend...Loyalty comes first!
yeah...so epic that it will end in the first 20 seconds...
well she offered me big bucks to train her...so how hard can it be?
i guess...she sent me an email and she wants to practice fighthin with me...shell even pay me :D
oh look...bryan is on your tournament list...
well lucky you*grinns*
what tournament?i joined one too...maybe we will meet...
well dosent she get tired of just teaseing you?
well she is definetly rich...but if shed be really bad person i wonder why she didnt hire any mercs to kill you*checking mail*speaking of the devil....
its more like practice but please enlighten me...who are you fighting besides lili?
uuuuu....i have a friend who is blonde and she is first in class(not cause the rest are stupid but shes really smart)
but lili seems to be a spoiled brat
why so serious?cmon chill...what happend?
mhm...so you fight the bitch for being rich and for ruining your meal?
okay...let me take my pills...
i didnt hit her or anything....so calm you fur
*uses sickle kick*cmon you promised me a rematch
no not feng...lili where does your rivalry with her come from?(besides she ruining you meal)
and where does the old rivalry came from?
*pats her on shoulder makeing her a bit unstable on her feet*dont worry training did some new improvements
well yep...*shouts*poor that soda on her head
oh i see...and whats the deal between lili and you?
i find this pic normal...this is how a normal meal looks in the launch break at school
im sure i can...been practiceing savate(real life)intense now...
so the old man...is he good or bad?
this machinery is bulky and slow but it keeps merchants and their cargo safe from the sand monsters...
i cant upload anything until i know for sure the change is accepted...
Lord Farenhold bio:he is one of the most important noblemen in the Magnus Kingdom...he is strong,angry and fanatic to the wizards cause...he imediately accepted the wizards offer to fight against the forces of evil because Farenhold knew about the Dralkar existence from various artefacts he found beneath his familiys castle....as a blue blooded person he looks down at his fellow companions...and looks at Ulrich with extreme hate because of Ulrich being a deserter
the robots should run or their usb port is gonna get screwed
Joseph Porta: Berliner, Obergefreiter “of God's Mercy;" redhead; gambler; won his yellow top hat in a game of cards with a Romanian count. Has a knack for business and knows how to procure merchandise; loves to cook and self-proclaimed chef. Fatally wounded in Russia.
Old Man: Willi Beier, or “Ol’ Un”; platoonleader; a carpenter by occupation; hates the war and wants to go back home as fast as possible to his workshop, his wife and children. Found calmly smoking his pipe and viewed as the father figure of the group. The “Old Man” fell in Russia.
The Legionnaire:Alfred Kalb, “the Little Legionnaire” was in the French Foreign Legion previous to the war and became a converted Muslim. Professional soldier who views death as his bride: “come death, come”. Returned to the Foreign Legion after the war along with Tiny.
Sven Hassel: Of Danish origin went to Germany due to unemployment and crisis in Denmark and joined the Wehrmacht. After the war, he served in several prison camps, including Denmark, and was finally released in '49, hereafter he wrote 14 books based upon the 2nd platoon.
zero ***** given
i think his brothers in arms can call him mando or ner'vod
and for the description...dont worry we love him too
ah...okay...play some mortal kombat with the gang
i wonder if she read this....
da **** am i witnessing in the comments?
i know how you are feeling
its a legit name....-_-
dude if i get a decent pc look in game for ATOMICKIWI
i advise you to get the bolt action(if you have a powerfull pc)
if not try the lmg
yeah thats how it looks in the pic but the guy painted them black so we dont get problems on the field
zones this far:the forrest(big and creepy at night)it has alot of ditches,fallen trees and lots of good places to hide...we like playing at night with flashlights...its awesome because you feel like you are in the Predator movie(the one with Arnie)and its getting very creepy when you start hearing random noises in the woods most of the time we had good scares there...
the derelict:its an abandoned urban zone with lots of abandoned buildings(up to 3-4)where we usually play in the day...we rarely play at night cause it gets a bit too creepy because we usually end up separated in long dark corridors and get the sensation that you are not alone...but its fine in the rest...awesome to play with flashlight...in here the game takes like up to 4-5 hours and in the forrest can go up to 7...its very fun with an experienced knifer...
next possible locations:some awesome rooftops a guy found...and there is this abandoned big building that seems very nice to play in...
they did...thank you...ill cheerish my gear and medal forever...
it represents the natural born fighters who live an honoroable life on the battlefields and respect their opponents
welcome to moddb...enjoy your stay :D
we are all nice guys here if you have problems just ask
is that jason voorhees on the news?
thanks....i still dont know what im gonna do but thanks...
well nothing is really lost if you still have a living memmory of it eh?
i dont know if i should feel sorry for the google mobile
romantic as ****
after that i started training harder and harder until recently my couch told me that we are going to italy at some sort of contest,i was very happy until the **** hitted the fan lately,i was to the doctor because my hands were starting to shake quite often,the doc put it straight:sir you might have parkinson if you continue with this,my parents were scared and canceld my boxing permission,now i cant box,im angry again,sad,lonely full of hate,i recently went to the gym to try and get rid of the anger,but its not the same as boxing,im still angry every time i look in the mirror,hateing myself for not being able to control this,the pills are makeing their effect soo in a few months i should be okay,but i still cant box anymore
the real men always fight for the soo called righteous rich and important
the best ones war mw1 and world at war...i enjoyed them the most...the rest were like copy paste...battlefield has like the same core but that powerfull engine alawys makes things interesting...
interesting...ill talk to the crew
now youre just being racist
btw...after the watermelon...we will try to do a 1vs1vs1 cinamon challenge
thanks...i know it looked a bit retard but we laughed soo hard when funny things happend.....thanks for the support again...and as i said...one day ill have to crack open that watermelon with my head
totally off topic...what do you think of my bubble gum challenge video with my friends?
thats kind of you but i dont take money from others
*pets neko*i think there another one in the tree
i dont talk too much,i talk when i need to get myself out of trouble...
*opens eyes...and raises a finger...muffles something*
*keeps eye closed*...no they dont lie...they are legit
*hugs her*im glad youre enjoying the evening
well it seems you both like attention*pets miku on the head*
*pets the neko*wonder why is he here alone?
*picks up the neko*what are you doin here fella?
well he does do a great job at organizeing the restaurant
you sure got a nice restaurant...whos the owner of the place?
*while walking through the park*
it sure is a beautifull evening...soo what do you think of your new job?
*grabs her hand*lets go...
youre welcome...soo...would you fancy a walk in the park?
*hands her flowers*soo?
how was your shift?
*knock,knock*special flower delivery for the prettiest waitress here*smiles*
*as time passes by...and jasons on a rampage...slowly comes the end of mikus shift....*
*removes the blindfold...keeps eyes closed*
is it a pedobear suit?
*blushes like a tomato*eh...thanks...*gets up and tries to aimlessly walk arround*...*hits a tree and falls on his back in the sand*ugh...
aha...so know you hang out with the popular kids...and more rarely and secretly hang out with guys like me....
so...how did you get in the cheerleader group?
*starts walking*you comfy?
that is some incredible limb control over there guys...
guys...i dont want to disturb or anything...but compare her eyes...ones bigger than the other...i think there were some minor glitches when michael jackson respawned
and most of the answears he will get:its not my fault cause ima girl and i got needs...
*looks at her patiently*
*grabs her*where to my lady?
you lucky guy...
*looks at her*run stitch is comeing back for you....
its alri....*drops miku...looks at chest...falls on knees...and gurgles blood because of the chest being pierced by some sort of weapon*
*tomato color face combined with pokerface*erm...um...
*blushing poker face*is it suddenly hot in here?
youll just tie yourself again...or even worse...me!
*cuts the yarn*next time ill let you like that*laughs*
well you did it again havent you*laughs*
sorry for spam...internet is ******* arround again
its kinda nice...*looks at miku while she plays*
*sits down*you sure like the darkness
you look cute...mind if i sit near you?
oh i wont even notice them*winks*
but lets hope your boss wont be mad that youll be special treated from the first day*smiles*or even worse...make other jealous
well...toady youre gettin a special leek treat
so whens the candy shop oppening?
cause id sure like to buy that pretty blue haired waitress a nice leek cake
soo...you opend a bakery?
i like the helmet
you are not the only one whos hypnotized by her eyes @_@
*(ouch...thats a critical hit for our optimistic fella)*
*(well hes supposed to be the optimistic dude...so hes goin well with the role)*
*(whats the problem now?you got jasons machete...its like cutting pie...)*
*(thats a better attitude bryan....well miku...the legend says you just need to chop her head off and she will leave you alone)*
*(cheer up,your supposed to be the hyper active guy who tries to get the girl...start acting like it*changes leek with beer*)*
thank god she never saw me at school....
*(so whats the plan oh...mighty main character miku?)*
*walk past bryan*yo dude...i hid that pedobear costume you asked me to hide...
*(well since jason is probably burning his killer *** in hell...i dont know...lemonade?)*
what was seen cant be unseen darlin...
*(i was about to comment on that too)*
*to self*im glad im a teen too...
*(narrator:of course shes okay one of her friends was kidnapped to hell...what could possibly be less more okay than that)*
now this ispires manliness a bit more
pff some adult we got here*laughs*
*(why thank you...dude...shes down stairs...with jasons machete...you should totally go and comfort her...side hint...dont turn the tv on)*
with those puny hands...bro you gotta hit the gym more often
thanks man...but we are stuck in dark knight camp until furthure orders...we are still in duty
*(narrator:thats what im calling a late knight)*
im a bit curious to find out too
*covers bryans eyes*dont look...youre already taken...
nighty night bryan
oh and jump in this lava pit with mutated heat resisting piranha fishes
try this lemon juice too
lack of possible conversation?
okay...you won the argument...but i still think jason is one of the best...
*puts hand on mikus mouth*shh...hes mad...let him hunt
you do remember the fact that you recruited me as a pmc right?
i mean that you can reason with him...soo he can be an ally...offcourse he kills everything if people are just throwing nagative thoughts at him...
he wasnt a bad guy...think:his family killed in his face...he was drowned...he just came back from hell for revenge...he never attacked anybody who didnt tresspassed crystal lake or provoke him...
soo you preffer killing a potential usefull commando killer ally?
again...go to jason x and the one where he gets torn apart with his heart thrown in the grass(it was still working)
oh i can*hugs her*shh dont look...its gonna be messy
*gulps....thinks*man bryan is screwed....
the prophecy says that jason cant die...
dude...in the movie he was desintegrated...i one he was pulvereized and yet hes still back in action...like a baws...not to say he killed freddy and went to hell for a bit of fun
you know they tried that in jason x and they made me more powerfull
we can keep it the sporty way...with machetes and fists
*helps miku up*sorry but i didnt like that song...what do you think about mine...?
*looks at hell knight*as long as i dont get mad...theres no need for violance prothean...
im not...i promise i wont kill you guys if you dont startle me
*with serial killer voice*lets change to finger eleven-paralyzed...
*grabs a slice of pizza,and takes the bottle of cola*
well you dont look upset either
i aint dissapointed*shameless face*
ok im guilty
okay ill stop it...
*makes her spin*
man what an awesome dress*smiles*
my only so called uniform is just the combat one :D
pretty much build your own weapon,costumize your character so that he can be a ghost or a walking tank...not to mention explosive tomahawks
run smurfta...the smurf police is coming da shire yo...
i summon you dark lords of gameing....give my consoles strength to defeat their wicked enemys...oh satan of devices...make my console strength grow to rise again!
do you got a spare controller?
btw ive got Black light ported if you wanna try
now that you pointed it out....
soo...you saw my collection of...
nope...*takes a bite*
i am all ears chief...
ok so youve been spying on her bedroom...dude...
dont worry...point us the direction...and we will deal with it...
and what if i said someone else took the shot....
or lets say it just didnt happen...shes just too young to go to jail...
hm...your offer seems good...lets see if your orders are too...
what if i dont put charges on this....accident....cmon...from officer to officer...she threw the gun but it came back in her hand...and shes not even 18...
free...ok so what do we get if we fight for your cause?
a pmc fights for money first...second thoughts go to anything....
if the payment is good...
sounds interesting...need any human pmcs?
you sure saved my ***....
gee thanks...you can have the airlock
so you aint mad...
is she mad or something?
time to move on another planet....
*snaps out of trance*...what the...*faints...
*keeps walking like jason*
*starts walking like jason*
hi*grabs rins hand*im infantryspec...nice to meet ya
phew...i thought it was the drunk one
then why sit down?
hears door knocks....hides behind curtains*
*runs towards her with a big smile,but slips again,triping both*ups...*laughs*
Thanks*smiles*but i can support it now...
cold cold cold*runs arround,slips,falls on grass*
oh no no*smiles and laughs*
im allergic to cold water*hides*
lets not forget our friend bryan*turns with the hose*
wait where is he?
where are you?are you hidding?
*sets the hose water on a colder level*
splash splash :D
*give spare mask*
so this is how it ends....armaggedon!
*puts the hose on her*
you said you were hot *smiles*
well its a nice color
Cooling you day department is here :D
take a hose and starts spraying water*
why thank you for the kind assumption of myself being a meatbag
you sir made my day
*in infantryspecs mind:i wonder if shell realise that take her to crystal lake camp*
so you cant feel the muscles from all the...uhm...nevermind...
im glad you like it :D
if your tired you can rest...i can carry you :D
im glad youre having fun
at takeing people by surprise?
yep i must say your good at it
these are the latest news from GW...may the emperror protect us brothers
more like officio steal your cheeseorum
*le wild blush*i wasnt expecting this*hugs back*
okay...captain miku we are screwed if sparrow is aiding him
okay*dives after him*
i aint scared of no smile :D
ship class:hole destroyer
*wild chasing music starts*
Jaws theme starts to play*
look captain*points towards the ship*somebody is stealing it
*slowly walks away*
dont make me dive after you....she may suck but i never played it....
run for your...actually...you guys run
*fastly eats cake*
*snaping out of the trance*oh no you dont *runs after her in water
defeat has its benefits
did not*puts a manly face*im a fearless russian bear
*jumps*ahh fudge...i cant reach it*falls on the sand*
1 point to miku i guess...
i dont want to be rude or anything...but that does look creepy...
*forces a smile*no offense...
*slowly hides receipt scroll in backpack*...
*looks at her*this is gold captain...people would kill for these receipts
gently pats her on the back while eating apple*
we found a chest....it has a papper:the best leek concentrated food receips...O_O
uhm kings are already married...a prince most likely does that...but since game of thrones...
*catches apple and bites it*now its mine too...
*pulls out some leek*did you thought that i wouldnt share it with you?
okay...not that tight i cant breath
no problem miku :D
oh...its totally not because you are a celebrety on a stage...
i wonder if it would put akaito into deep sleep
i was talking about meiko expertly aiming that barrel towards akaito
best years of life...
******...the final frontier
ok...please give me one valid historical episode where a king attacks an inocent girl on pourpose....
front forward...full speed...hyper speed
is the icecream leek flavoured?
annoys you with what?
how can you be so cruel...arent they your friends?
what did they do wrong?
thats a record...ill try to beat it...:D
soo how was the drink...i have another one if you liked it*hands her another drink*
i dont think she can beat me...i have a high alcohool resistance(14 beers is my record)
*hands miku her drink*watch out...its got a bit of vodka...
on a side note...run blonde dude...run for the hills
but she has to apologize to my guns...they have feelings too...
well im gonna have a contest with her :D
if you want...i can make a nice leek cocktail
nice one guys...now whos on for some drinks?
well atleast leek is same as green onion
kinky rock shooter....i wonder how much it weights...
sorry but here in romania we call it green onion :D
dont underestimate my guns....
okay...but she growled first...(btw holstering your gun its putting it in the holster)
i was just jokeing :3
even if its custom...can someone give us some details about this?
run forrest run...the necrons are coming...and they have the gw lawsuits with em!
slowly holsters gun with a very suspicious look*
thats a nice smile you got there...never lose it
well that chaos slave has a mutant unicorn head
maybe he played dead space
a bit more specific bitte
is he the baterist...the lead guitar? :D
you were shocked...you dont say
For the internetz....(maybe he went looking for atlantida)
action have consecuences
hes like:hey you,yeah you...you owe me money eldar scum...oh...you dont want to give it back...lawyers,attack
you do realize that i was ironic right?
oh...i see now....thanks for enlightening me
FOR FREEDOM TO USE TRACTOR TO FRY EM PIGS...lololololz....MURICA (insert bald eagle of american justice,freedom and democracy)
exactly...kind sir please translate this in english not murican
give them a taste of russian engineering
thanks for the feedback
me...as a star wars fan...this post literally made me cry...what the **** did this frachise do to you EA...i loved every movie...i still rewatch em and feel like im watching the very first time...this was supposed to be a fun group not one that wants me to suicide becaus someone greed...
but im curios ^_^
who is he?
sorry but i dont know anything about him...
noticed the face of the guy on the bottom left....soo funny :))
in the name of humor
she has a high-life
dude dont move...i think it smells fear
im laughing soo hard right now
its comparing how poor rich/people live and die and at the end they put the real deal
i see a future banker in her
a new hope rises from the friendzoned ranks
ill have to politely refuse your hug
many are born
few are made
as i stated,i preffer seeing the raw truth than live in lies
just kill yourself....most people have no clue what real combat is
yes...i must be tired...
with this sir...i can finally agree with you
i bet you looked the hole internet to find this...but yet my friend...the living proof still lyes in the behemont churches all over the world
or even better...to the camps...insert satanic laughter
well i guess that norris is still the one breathing...just sayn just sayn
meh...headphones...but yet my pc sounds like and angry panzer roaring for comunist flesh and blood in the middle of the summer....
yeah...art...i can paint a ***** on a wall and say its art...
yeah they forgot to put chuppacabra lookalike girls
lets take some money from the religious department too...the so called house of god is a bit big...and dam that priest got some swag for having that golden cross on his chest...nigga just look at his bentley and wow thats a dam big mansion the men of christ have
man...the woman looks like jabba the hutt...
well...love works in misterious ways...and twisted...and generally ****** up...cupid was probably drunk
sure sure...face it...with my flamethrower
the true meaning of:you are ******
i approve this message...a friend showed me facebook once...once...
what the **** humanity?
why do intelligent persons are becoming extinct?
its like we are going to stone age...i just saw today a 7 year old just cursing and ****...when i was his age i wouldnt even dare to curse outloud....humanity is going to **** and im appealing to you dear moddbers...we have to stop this...we need to educate the new generation...not like worship pokemon and metal...we should lear them respect and being decent in public...they can like whatever the **** they want but at least be ******* decent in the ******* public for ***** sake...we used to have military training back in the old days thats why my parents and most of them are well educated and disciplined and their kids are educated and disciplined...even at school i hear 7 yr olds cursing teachers....and me...ME! a freaking 16 year old,i get the military ten-hut the soldiers do and even if the teacher is a ******* moron i still show him respect for teaching other morons stuff like chemestry...back to the point...we need to teach them respect...why bother you ask?one they youll be old and walkin down the street when one 8 yr old ******* is gonna pass by and scream at you...out of the way old fart,why u no go home to ya crib and die biatch...thats why you should bother....
or getting half life 3
every man for his taste my kind sir...you preffer games 24/7 i preffer having a female friend giving me company in real life(bonus points if shes a gamer)
...and ive been through many adventures but yet the most difficult will begin:the quest of losing virginity (not the hamster from the 70s show)
my brain!!!! its ****** burnin....kill me...i cant bear with this stupidity....
im ashamed about myself cause one of my friends dropped this pearl in the cinema yesterday...
you guys surprised or something?
man...i reasemble to most of liams characters...most people say i reasemble him from grey....have to see that movie
i fix my pc too bro...but sometimes when im at parkour or out of town....boy i miss my friend
mister khrone...you forgot this!
please open the door you criminal scum sir...or we will have to manly break it down and arrest you sir
god and satan must be playing darts again
no....i must say no...definetly no
pretty awesome room you got there
i only got this crappy pc and my 5 shleves star wars action figure collection....
*what are you,5?*
sorry...the booze of the sith is strong in the force
my fist...to your face
you didnt have to uprise it up?
now you are just in misery (refering to india)
whats your opinion guys...was it okay that the british colonise uprised?
come on hans...a few more and we get to got to the brothel
how to basic...nigga edition
(no racism intended)
me when my computer frezees in the middle of an online match
here is another tip:read warhammer and star wars books,or sven hasels books...they are very enjoyable
as for movies...i bet black hawk down beats twilight and harry potter...why?because bhd is about real soldiers facing real fears and threats
dont get me wrong man...i like it there...my dad raised me in a military base and i loved it...i always wanted to join the army(infantry like my dad and gradpa)lear to stand up against the mediocricy of other...if you look around and see all these swaggots and yolo guys who preffer to live as vermin,youll get my point...i am the only guy from my class who actually goes to work in the summer time instead of party rockin or other ****...id rather be laughed at now by these guys who say that im wasting my life by not partying when in 3-4 years ill be the one laughing at them being the vermin they are...sorry guys but my decision stays firm
why would a kid be on cleverbot?
my lost brother...i found you!
the paramedics showed up after i managed to bring him to our world...they told me and the guy who helped me (note we were only teenagers at a lodge partying hard)that the guys veins where more filled with alcohol rather than normal blood and told us that the alcohol in his blood was high (i mean really high) above the accepted dose...he told us that out of 100 drops of blood 38 were alcohol...
even if this is cruel,im sorry for the grey person,but i hope some school colleague relationship ends like this
i actually like the guy for being a realistic person(sums me up at emotional talking)
Same with me...wanna join the army
My parents want me to be a pianist...a ******* pianist...
(note:i preffer going out in the wild with friends and see how we manage)
that aint no but...thats a ******* planet you got there bro
my CHILDHOOD!!!!WHY did you show me this!
(im actually cool,find it pretty normal for their age and since parents and teachers treat sex like tabu...cartoons explain)
(insert mk3 voice)FRIEDNSHIP!!!
they are gonna pay for what they did to steve irwin...bring the needles and spikes
next time theyll call them yellow organic boomerangs
you know i got 2 cases here:
1.My mom fell of into the sea and came back to the hotel full of sand and sea weed...we asked here what happend and her reply was:yolo bitches i wanted to meet poseidon
2.A guy passed out in a river and i and another guy saved him from dieing...38 blood drops out of 100 were alcohol...the dude almost got hypothermya and died in my hands...i could actually feel that he was getting colder...as a reflex i checked his pulse it was so slow i thought he died...i tried some cpr and first aid...and even hugged him for warmth....he eventually came back to reality but boy i was scared...imagine being watched by 15/18 teenagers how you try to save someones life...they were just looking at me,all brave one moment ago and now scared shitless...i screamed at them to help me but they just couldnt snap out of it....
Being yolo aint that fun kids...i am not kidding
that doesnt count...thats an alternate reality
where did i put that shotgun....
so you do this with cleverbot?
i like doing this in public
how do i get that gun?
thanks for explaining
bitch please i told to a parent that games are just games even if they are violent or not...it is his decision to buy it or not...and it is his parenting if the kid is violent or not after playing the game...he eventually bought his 10 year old son warhammer space marine
i always write down the "experiments" i do...
oh right...forgot about that....then i dont know...something that is gonna live your life instead of you...just...maybe?
humans never stop surprising me...yesterday i saw at the mall a sign on the auto stair (this is not a stairway to heaven)...im still wondering what happend
i got that type of friend who says this dumb jokes
if you turn the image it looks like a butt eating a ship...am i right?
next time they will invent a thing that will breathe instead of you
its true...gandhi was a wise man
a well done prank i might say
no offense to anybody but....havent you guys moved on?
so...today girls seem to like bad boys....time to take out the terminator jacket and sunglasses
make the image your screen saver and keep listening to the song...
something nice gonna happen
totally gonna try this ****
man....let me retranslate this
line one what you imagine in your head at school when you see something funny
line 2 all reactions are wrong only the last one is true
belive me,they are definetly combat boots...and i love em
wow....parenting done wrong...
oh yea...they are gonna wait for you outside...
i remember babysitting.....never again...but the kids sister(note we are both the same age and she kept me company)was worth the trouble...
even if im white i still try to hide from da cops
musket is not enough...EXTERMINATUS
thanks man...love you all...but my family needs the extra cash and ill do my best to get it
im sorry to dissapoint you....but im breaking this relationship...starting to work this summer...
pff nazi had dancing bears that throw grenades (sven hassel)
kids these days...they are all mighty and strong until i give them a good beat in front of their friends(and parents) and they just run away crying....one parent actually thanked me after i beated his son...he told me i thaught the little brat some respect
yeah well....people call me frankenstein at school...
i fell from the effel tower...thank god i was only on the first step
heheheh...if you know what i mean
the kids face in the right picture....priceless
do you have a moment to hear about the necron lord?
hard times are coming for spidey...rock hard
something you see every day in mama russia
i cant even play minecraft without my pc frezeeing every 10 secs
its a ****** up humanity....
where are you gettin these from?
i am watching footbal quite often but im not delighted with kung fu...
well to be honest im totally an rock and hevy metal fan...but i was thinking if its society who is wrong for this f-up music industry...the current generation is used to this **** like we were used to iron maiden and AC/DC...right?
is that coffe?
first i thought it was beer but i changed my mind when i saw the girls....
gee thanks,i won the lottery
i find it kinda true
not to be a nerd but you know that arrow to the knee actually means getting married...
actually i like history,best class ever...and actually yes...my math teacher does molest children.....
its not the internet...its the humans...
We have to protect the internet...humans are easier to replace
i agree with the quotes as myself is fitting those lines...but im still a genius...i survived 72 hours without sleep
yo no hablo retardo amigo
pfff...france has Savate,if i am correct
but parkour is awesome too...i love practiceing it
there is a special place in hell for you
what the H happens when you mix those up?
i did not see that coming
lots of lols...it cracked me up
some episodes left a pretty deep mark in me
i hate EA....they ****** me with bf2142,since then...well lets says people in my town arent buying EA games anymore
the face is like...i have seen things that no cat should see
that was soo unexpected
well im 50kg...but 56 will do
my computer is from 2005...i am glad i dont have a console
actually i tried this...its awesome...but beware that you should weight fewer than 70 kg...a buddy of mine managed to brake the trampolin
PS:this is ******* awesome...try it guys
russians have a lot of talents
i bet he can catch radio waves with that
i still didnt saw the movie...but i am glad
he looks like a wrestler to be honest
well...guess what im doin tommorow at the math class
error 404:physics not found
some things get old....he deserves it
stay back!its a minefield
thats so true these days...and btw...thats why melons dont taste ordinary now days?
its easy...it says:not a single **** was given that day
(actually i have no ideea but the phrase goes well with the img)
i dont think the germans do that stuff on their shift...i heard that they are pretty disciplinated
i will say a short true legend...
I DO NOT HAVE FACEBOOK
so you should proclaim me king of the internetz
if he only had a tophat
The first Galactic Empire....good days i served in....to bad it died....most of us are now renegades and hired guns...but i still have the deepest respect for the empire i served...LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE AND LONG LIVE LORD VADER!
the only legit one seems the magneto guy...how does he do it?
math....the bigest enemy of a literature student....and this is the story of every math class in my highschool
imagine the shame when all the theachers look at you because you broke up with your desk mate....not to say how the other students look at you....
true story,but i dont think a re-try is needed
and thats how i spent my christmas(true story)
i suggest you look careful i recognized all the characters
to be honest im more like a francis fan
i like hes ironyes
how about zoey with francis?
hahah true that but we make exceptions all the time
its nice but the exces pink just attacks my eyes
sorry me gusta is something from 9gag
1 question is he you know can you personalize him?
hail hail hail hit....ops i mean hail palpatine
boink....you know i hurt people(griveous)
i dont want to ruin your job put the jackals handling is a litle bit strange
my doesnt starts ive put it in the maps folder overwrited it and tryed to play but it loads the halo game with chiefs campaining and if i try to put multi it says a file is corrupt please reinstal game
to the last man we shall protect!
Lord Vader has entered the battlefield!
lesson:dont get in if you cant get out
funny and not sure if HERESY
its funny but isnt the original master chief in the green suit? just sayn
ive trained em
eat plasma you stupid droid
keep moving we need the trench!
i am so sad that i cant get w40k models in my country
question is this a prison or a fortress
btw its awesome
cool thanks a lot
blood angels are the purest?
i thought the battle of the purest is between the ultras and the blood ravens
hes a chaos guy right?
nice but what represents the guy on the right?
captain i would like to now what are the other stripes meaning (blue green yellow etc) can you tell me?
no mate this is super dakka
cause troopers arent messy enough
they look epic
team fortress orkiee style
i want the game
looks fine to me
praise the emperror
looks like stalins comissars did a good job
i bet on the marine
well you have to get warm some how
something doesnt match here
where are the chains!
servo skull likes what he sees
marine is super duper ******
thanks to the emperror
abomination of the heretics
probably matt ward was here too
he likes sadness
let him handle the war orfans
flame me away
i thought thats from iron maiden
too bad he died
i hate thoese bastards but these guys are no match for master chief norris
whats the one in the right corner is he drunk?
well i can help with the story line and other game ideea and stuff just email me at email@example.com (40k mods or other stuff)
i have those kinds of friends too...
haha...we have twins here too...
i know...but hey...hes a guy...i dont judge him
nice for you man...thats where some of our games come from too...but we try to be clean
Wow...you are lucky...we have to introduce ourselves and talk about us...it sucks...it feels like people are judgeing you
Oh okay...we got our pervies here too...i have this classmates that just stares at girls brest or ***...funny thing he is not aware of it and he just drools while we watch him and laugh
Well history and religion are writed by the winners
In this case the blue bird wrote his memories
That beard is so manly that it grows beer cans
He was made by evil unicorns that want to conquer the world with muffins...
Now im just curious about his hobbies XD
Perverts wouldve said to take down your trousets since they are missing their button and donr worry i saw other topless chicks
What about the body constitution....?
And hobbies....he might be a clone
I wasnt acting...i just said i dont mind you ripping your shirt off
rip it off i dont mind
the recoil on the AK was a bit hard to handle but i managed
is he a gun nutt like me?
and how do i reasemble your classmate?
well cool for you...but posting from a phone isnt that easy so i couldnt see all of them
welcome to Romania
very legit my friends
ukraine...(heavy breathing)i am your liberator...(heavy breathing)
is that a polish m41 gas mask(im just curios of the irl kit they have)
i was reffering to the fact that all yolotryhard noobs get all the classes leaving the riflemen to be played by xp players
but i only get to play as rifleman(dont mind tbh since its the best class in my opinion)
A tau winning a melee fight?
Is this april fools?
Isnt that sword stolen or something?
Sums up my xp with cod (guy on the right)
Now lets get back to arma and red orchestra
my love life in a nuttshell
she is gonna analschluss us
im imagening some epic metal while watching this pic
so basically pit a tau soldier versus a imperial guardsman in melee combat?
i must agree with the imperial mech
now that is 100% for me
so were these guys wrong?
cant wait ma'am XD
to the warp!
dat drawing though
meanwhile in romania
well belive me guys...the first step is easy...thinking of the perfect place to go is way harder
yes barrek...fear it XD
i smell heresy...
MAMA RUSSIA FTW!
To mother russia!
Nfl total war
Now with win animations
Jaws...the human version
We can all agree that this needs more napalm
But my life consists for blacklight,world of tanks,bad company,fear...and i could write six pages of games that i played...but the crown goes to metro in my opinion
Man the que is long...hey #5 hurry up already!
If people show me the middle finger...they kinda risk to live without it
And thats how i failed chemestry class
that sandwich is a spy!
wow guys you sure dont judge people for their opinions...
hold me...i think im going warp speed XD
very nice man...
I like this version a bit more...the comic one was like a luchador type
The Kaijus are coming!
Well black light is p2w but its still the skill thats talking in game
Hahahah...okay ill be thankfull XD
Well people...im in the red zone 4th from right to left and 4thb from down to up ...well say hi to a new dictator
am i the only one who wants to reflect about life but ends up sleeping like a log?
ahem...team fortress 2...best f2p in my opinion
world of tanks its pretty balanced
the list goes on
You could make an awesome smg out of it XD
my god this looks awesome!
a bit of problem on the leg on the left and the weapon(please explain its functions)in rest i just love the pic...this whole shock trooper/hunter looks awesome keep up with the awesome stuff man
meanwhile in team fortress 2
Are you not entertained?
screw the government i gotta go to groove street bitches
A bit controversional but still epiclly funny
They are supposed to be a prototype for mahor gas attacks...pretty much like an alpha version of the gas mask...i read somewhere that they were supposed to protect from some sort of ash...if i remember corectly there actually is a island where you can live only qith your gas mask so pretty much intended to get as an extra limb....
Wow thanks for the feedback...we have new projects on the way XD
Thanks alot for the feedback
dont forget the grill guys
MURICA TO THE DEMOCRACY!
Breaking the law
Breaking the law
...is it normal?
Dude im serious...i got 2 keys in total...the cdkey and the steam one....and when i installed ghost warrior i only had to put the cdkey from the box
Strange...i got the one in the box and steam sent me another one...to validate the validation of the cd key(mindfuck i know)
The validation code or cd key?
I activated the games right after i bought them but i uninstalled them because the old pc couldnt handle them...
I still have the keys in my phone...i thought of keeping them after buying a new pc
Note the wimp with the army sweater...
That expression is priceless
One day im gonna be a big strong wookiee
And im gonna travel the galaxy with smuggler that looks like harrison ford
Only tge lord has mercy
Dude you so noob that even my character facepalmed
Magic unicorn fart powder combined with weed
So am i the only one who talks civil with them and try to find a middle way?
I mean the spiders are nice...i spent hours with one talking about philosophy and the meaning of life
Guns from left to right....m134
Spad and mp 5
arrest this cat...he knows too much!
i used to never hear about these obscure sites...then i took a no social life to the knee
metal gear solid anyone?
god kill it with fire....
*trying to be a cod 9 yr old ****
OMGZ LOLZ you n00bz...u dont kno soap and cpt price u such n00bz
*le normal person*
they are soap mactavish and cpt price...characters from call of duty...they are supposed to be dead(soap at least)and this is living proof they live!
im so going to hell for laughing at this....
the english have landed for like a month in my neighbours house
you dissobeyed the law....punishment:death
so true for romania
*gets some paper*busy...hm yes busy with pic stuff...
that watermelon is definetly a serial killer
i only played quake and unreal tournament back in the days...and stronghold and red alert....man the nostalgia
its always worth it
big cartoon mistery i suppose?
*after a few days...someone knocks on asukas door*
*puts her down*you know theyre runners theyll catch up with us*hands her a pistol*follow this tunnel...itll lead you to the exit...ill distract them to a different location...now go*takes his trusty kalash and proceeds lureing the zombiees on another tunnel*
*looks at zombiees*FUDGE!
*turns and runs*you know you can go ahead i can stay and back you and lili up...
*shakes his head*maybe its just in my mind...i used to work as pmc for paranormal containment company...well there werent beautiful sights*keeps walking arround studying the carvings*
*starts walking through the tunnels* hm...i must admit its the first time i see these carving...and dosent the place give you the creeps?dont you feel watched or anything?
okay hop up*looks at lili*if you dare to push me or anything...youre gonna be in big trouble...
the biggest mistake they do....
well since no one voted...ill keep rolling with this character version...
happens every time....
Character bio:Despite growing in poor family Diana learned how to use weapons at a quite fragile age...she was adopted by a local hunter when her family was killed by kings Magnus men...she trained very hard in the arts of trapping and silent killing animals...she hunts in the Woods of Tulkra near the village Tulkra when she meets our warrior (Ulrich for now)...seeing his uniform she despised him from the instance and wished to kill him but the misterious wizard proposal made her change her mind and join them...will she ever forgive Ulrich for being a soldier of Magnus?
well i gues it will be on pc since it roots are on the marvelous pc
he actually asked the guys from BLR if hes voice is gonna be in their game...and they said yes(at least for ps4)
i heard seananners voice will be in blacklight retribution
and sure we have markiplier and yammimash and the yogcast...
you just killed a youtube star...well we were gettin used to his over reacting moments...youll be missed pewdie....
meanwhile in other universes...
shepard is gone we are all lost...
where the hell is that white faced douchebag?
*alarm*Warning an SCP has escaped...mobilize for capture
*in pewdiepies story*where the hell is the bro?i havent seen him in a while?did you saw him stephano?
so what anime is this?
Tiny:Wolfgang Kreutzfeldt, Gefreiter, Hamburger from Reeperbahn; was a bicycling courier with a communist past; a giant of size and therefore a bully; more or less illiterate and not very smart, but still sneaky and deep down not as bad as he'd seem. Joined the Foreign Legion after the war.
Gregor Martin:Professional truck driver. Used to be a chauffeur for “his” general. Good at “arranging things” beyond the limits of the law. After the war he become the owner of a big truck and contracting company.
Julius Heide:A national-socialist racist and Jew-hater. Professional soldier, hard disciplined and always acting according to the army regulations. Heide always wanted to become an officer and did so after the war in the East German Army.
Barcelona Blom:A volunteer in the Spanish Civil War. He carried around a dry orange from Spain in his pocket. He'd planned to own and run an orange plantation of his own post-war, but never achieved this as he fell in Russia.
i laughed more then 10 times
game modes:besides manhunt
seize the day mode:its like a hold the zone or king of the hill...where we put a flag in the woods and put some rocks and small logs to make a defensive zone...in this defensive zone we got spare ink grenades and smoke bombs...the team who keeps the zone the most wins....
chase:well this is somewhat like manhunt but here the chased guy has too keep running from us and hide for an hour...he can engage us with weapons but here we are allowed to go in big groups for search(in manhunt we are allowed to stick up with another guy)
team build:this we usually play in the lower parts of derelict there are two teams who fight to get the higher grounds the awesome part is the fact that we need to use teamwork on this one big time....since there are big walls and few ladders we end up doing that awesome boost like in army of two the devils cartel and last of us...another thing...we introduce medics here when a guy gets shot down other team mates grab him and take him to safety and the medic patches him up(5-10 minutes till so called respawn)
he is like...Come at me bro
so how did marceline got bit in the first place?
its called storageing you belongings...we men know how to do it
i literally shivered when i saw this....
*shuts up and blushes*
yeah same here...good night
grabs her and tickels*im tired...im gonna go sleep in those confy pillows
ups*rushes to the other room*here i come...i see you!*smiles*
*smiles and looks for her until he finds her*
okay you can stop now i dont want it to shreded
*smiles*well there went my last button...*laughs*
youre tearing the buttons *laughs*
*leans on his back showing hands*well im a prisoner of a pillow war*laughs*
*catches her but slips and falls on his back in pillows*
you got me*smiles*
*le perfect dodge*now you are unarmed surrender!*laughs*
*trips and falls*oh geez...*gets up and continues the pillow fight*
*loses a bit of stability* that was unexpected*hits miku with a pillow*
at the cheek marks*smiles
*sits near her in the pillows* soo are we even?
i didnt say i used the lipstick*laughs*its tomato sauce
*laughs...and kisses miku on a cheek*now we are even with the kiss mark on the cheeks
*blushes with ice cream in mouth*shouldnt we get out before we freeze...?
thats a big fridge...*starts trembeling*and very cold...
*pretends not to know*where are you?in the closet?under the bed?or in the fridge?*goes to check fridge*
*blushes*leave it there...i dont mind...*starts looking for her*peek a boo
shes nice for giving you this nice costume...*tickels her a little*
*sits near her on the pillows*
so how did you get this?
*thinks*she looks awesome...do something dont just stand there...
*to miku*wow...you look foxy...*goes in for a hug*
*opens eyes*wow....*jaw drops*
*grabs mikus hand*watch out...he is a master of deception
he ran...chicken...*coughs more blood*
thanks...*tries to look around...coughs some more blood*...hes hideing....
*gurgles...coughs blood*hes gonna kill you if you dont...
seems the most resonable...
i just dont get it why the internet is soo glitchy
well hes sad now...and asks why?
well i talked to slendi(serial killers have to keep in touch :D)and he even showed me his house...he doesnt like leek...and there was no leek at his house either
PS:hes asking you on a date tonight
sorry for spam...internet decided to screw me up a bit....
what kind of things?
*lean toward her*...about?
*looks at her*
*smiles*well am i quilty for fallin for such a pretty waitress?
how did you knew?
well in this war pretty much win the girls...
them feels*slowly walks away*
*stands up and claps*
bravo...bravo...marvellous facebook circus re-enactment
*grabs popcorn*dont mind me...continue...
hell yeah man...maybe well get promoted...someday
gimli meets 40k?
you just got my positive karma vote
*checks body for holes*
*rampage music starts playing*
okay i wont hug her*puts potato bag on mikus head*at least you cant see now...
*to hell knight*
cmon you almost got him...use the drill for the kneecaps!
*hugs miku*dont watch...youre too young to see this
*to hell knight*use the axe!
*looks around for bryan*
*accepts bitch slap without even feeling it*
i didnt see it...
*laughs*well lets go there ill show you some weapons we got there
are you still allowed to go to the camp?
i dont know why but i expected the warhammer 40k guys would start a debate like:pro emperror(new consoles and hightech pc):heresey!bring the inqusition
and the chaos guys:rise console master!
and the orks just sitting and playing mortal kombat at one of those old arcade machine
pff its nothing special...seen that,been there,tried that...nothing special
even as an atheist pmc...i found your legend very interesting...is there any relevation about you guys in the bible?
its still an evolutionary mistery?
do you have religions or do you belive in cold reason?
awesome...why is your planet so arid...because of the wars?
and how were you created...how did you evolve...did you have as many wars as the humans...?
oh...then teach me your salute
i can agree with that chief
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