Woozle

3 comments by Woozle on Jan 1st, 2012

Are you tired of your weapon jamming in the middle of a firefight?  Tired of losing small oddly shaped parts while cleaning your weapon? Dust and sand getting in your receiver?  Unable to sleep at night because your low powered rounds won't be able to stop a big mean mother hubbered from tearing you a structurally superfluous new behind?  Well here the answer to all your problems!  The KALASHNIKOV!  The Kalashnikov has the POWER you need to stop a lawyer in his tracks!  The relibility you need for those long expeditions into the zone!  The Kalashnikov is SO ACCURATE you will NEVER need to use aimbots again!The KALASHNIKOV comes in OVER 500 DIFFERENT VARIETIES from light machine gun to SNIPER RIFLE the kalashnikov has you covered!  The KALASHNIKOV has been in constant service in OVER 70 COUNTRIES for the last 50 YEARS!  The SECRET to the kalashnikovs AWESOME POWER is the 7.62x39mm round, this round TUMBLEs as if flies through the air causing MASSIVE WOUNDS!  So whether you need a rifle you can bury along with the rest of your treasure for fifty years then come back and fire it like new, or a rifle that can stop a charging rhino in its tracks,or maybye even a rifle that shoots URANIUM ROUNDS FROM A MINIATURE NUCLEAR REACTOR THE KALASHNIKOV HAS YOU COVERED!!  Kalashnikovs are made in Russia, you know the Russians always make good stuff right? ORDER WITH YOUR CREDIT CARD AND WE WILL ALSO INCLUDE THE AKMS!  The AKMS is for the car, the helicopter, the tank, or anywhere else you need a compact weapon that you can hide.  BUT WAIT THERES MORE, TELL US YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER AND WE WILL INCLUDE THE RPK!  The RPK is for all those tough operations where you need alot of firepower in a short amount of time, the Russian armyswears by it so you need one too!  BUT WAIT DON'T ORDER YET! JUST SO WE CAN MAKE THIS THE BEST OFFER FORE CHINESE KNOCKOFF RIFLES WITH PLASTIC FURNITUE ERRR I MEAN HIGH QUALITY RIFLES PRECISION MADE IN RUSSIA, WITH THE BEST IN WOODFINISHING ON THE INTERNET, WE WILL INCLUDE 20 EXTRA 30 ROUND MAGAZINES AND 5 EXTRA 75 ROUND DRUMS!  PLUS WE WILL INCLUDE 19 HUNDRED AND FIFTY ROUNDS OF ROMANIAN SURPLUS JUNK AMMO ERR I MEAN HIGH QUALITY ARMOR  PIERCING AMMUNITION!   Here how to order.CALL 1-800-9991111999911119999111-999988888 WITH YOUR CREDIT CARD AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER READY TO GET THE AK-47, THE AKMS, THE RPK, THE EXTRA MAGAZINES AND THE SURPLUS JUNK AMMO ERR ARMOR PIERING AMMO ALL FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF 19.97 PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING!