Hello my name is Hammy-Bob I am hammy.
Often while typing I wonder who created my keyboard fingers I smell the air and think what a terrific thing it truly is. Hello if you are reading this you might possibly be a figment of my imagination so please send me a dollar so I know you're real thanks I love you all hammy-bob the king of the intrawebs.
Chip Chop the doorbell rang make me toast and touch my legs! His name was Masterchopchop now I call him Marc I wish he wouldnt get so mean and bark. Well besides that I still need 300 characters so I don't know I have nothing else to really talk about right now, but Marc is really cool I like him he make me listen to Radiohead and I like it.