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Game Review on Oct 14th, 2013
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Game Review on Oct 8th, 2013 - 1 person agrees
It's very, very bad. Just no fun at all. I don't recommend it.
Game Review on Sep 27th, 2013
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Game Review on Aug 30th, 2013 - 2 people agree 1 person doesn't
Too many technical problems.
Game Review on Jun 30th, 2013 - 1 person doesn't
Game is abandoned by they continue to try to sell it.
Game Review on May 18th, 2013 - 5 people agree 3 people don't
A nicely-done cartoon art style but an absolutely terrible and boring game. I know people often say this, but there are plenty of free flash games that are far more entertaining than this. It is not worth any amount of money.
The kick in the teeth is you can't redefine the controls, you can't use a controller and there's no score.
Game Review on May 11th, 2013 - 2 people agree 3 people don't
It's a rip off of bittrip runner. It makes me so angry.
Honestly, copying another game but undercutting their price is just shameful, embarassing, infuriating.
I really hope this guy gets sued.
Game Review on Sep 26th, 2012 - 2 people agree
This is a very short batch script full of echos, inputs, ifs and gotos. It has been turned into an exe with some utility and then packed with UPX.
Calling it a text adventure is an insult to real text adventures or interactive fiction which have working parsers, inventory systems, real plots, dynamic locations, dialogue, etc.
This "game" basically consists of some awful, juvenile, sexual "jokes" such as you might find on those parts of the internet that make you hit your back button as fast as you can with an extremely rudimentary system for travelling between them. (Basically multiple choice but you are forced to type out the whole option exactly).
I wouldn't install something like this. I don't think it does anything evil but I'm not going to run it to find out. The text inside the file if you un-UPX is does reference rmdir. Let's hope this is just some automatically-generated thing by the script-to-exe program and nothing malicious.
edit: Hmm. It's weird that Desura wouldn't let me rate the game 0. It says "The rating field must be greater than one". Actually they should have but "greater than or equal to".
Game Review on Jul 28th, 2012 - 2 people don't
Unskippable screens on boot raise the blood pressure.
No graphics options whatsoever.
Game runs at between 2 to 5 FPS on my machine. (And I can run Crysis2 etc. fine).
No way to exit except Alt F4.