Nothing to see here, move on, citizen.
Italians would have been cruel with the natives if they had had the chance. They just were too late for the party.
Not the stupidest, but it's the most ironic.
Or in horror movies.
*Several minutes pass*
It's been a tough travel, I've battled against numerous dangers and bad jokes, I've lost 6 men on the way to the forgotten image and my last man has lost both legs, but it's here...
And the best thing: You commented it.
And I'm surprised nobody has commented that it is a repost.
A woman and a white bull, if I remember correctly.
Edit: and now that I've looked into the matter, she uses a hollow wooden cow to make the white bull copulate with her.
It's a repost (Yeah, sorry, but it had to be said).
I'm between the evolved and the genius. If the genius didn't have those psychological dissorders in the last years it would be the best without question.
But I'll go with the evolved because it doesn't have any strong adversity, and the physical capacities would make life quite entertaining.
Now the question is wether humankind would be prepared for such a thing.
I ate the cookie monster because I've got abs.
Those greaves are looking good.
Don't forget the hookers.
Pff, you need someone to hold your vodka.
Is this some kind of metaphor?...
How about Fry?.
Holy ****!, that thing must be extremely annoying to wear.
Not joking, in highschool, right after doing exercise, I had steam coming out of my face for a moment. I even asked a friend just to be sure, and he also saw it.
Maybe it's an eye scanner...
I can relate to this...My PC has been out for more than a month now.
And I have to use this crappy laptop.
It ****** me off that if this story had been the opposite, with a male owner keeping a female robber as a sex slave, people would go batshit crazy over how much of a monster the guy would be, but people laugh their ***** off if the sex slave is a man.
But, anyway, it's nice to be reminded how ****** up the world is when people laught at the idea of someone being a sex slave for three days without food.
I feel compelled to translate this...
First line says "What you wrote".
Second line says "What you wanted to express".
Third line says "What you really did".
Arrest that ball!.
Awesome, enough said.
What?, we are nice for the most part...
Dudes, it's from 1962, of course the study will lie about the soviet rifle.
In most cases, hand-made, it has more personality.
Just as planned.
You beat me to it.