The name (err...nick-name) is Dexter. I joined a "Company" founded by my friends, the wild alk, and Captain Clayman, called Lol Industries a while ago. I'm a coder mainly, but also a 2d and 3d graphic artist, level designer and texturer (Coding started from Websites, then Flash, and now C++ and Basic, which I started learning around August 2009) I've been playing Half-Life since I was 5 (Yes, 5), starting (as I remember), with Opposing Force. I then lost it, and went on a HUGE hunt for it for a while. I did find it again. But while I was looking for it, I found something else, my love for computers started. I learnt most of MS Office by the time I was 8 or so, then started with coding for web and flash, then mapping, then Photoshop, then 3d modelling, and finally coding for basic and C++. My hobbies include my job, reading, playing Basketball and Soccer, and Playing and making video games.

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Dexter.InOrdinate Apr 13 2010, 2:58am says:

Basically what it says:

Will the real stickman please stand up?
Be half as skinny as Dexter

Eat half as much as Dexter

I can see my house from here.
Be taller than Dexter

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Avenger2150 Apr 13 2010, 7:36am says:

the acheivements are really going to be like this ?

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Dexter.InOrdinate Apr 20 2010, 12:19pm replied:

Heh. No, this is just something I made for myself. It's not real.

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liamh101 Apr 13 2010, 9:33am says:

i've got I can see my house from here (says the 6 foot 2 man)

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Dexter.InOrdinate Apr 20 2010, 12:20pm replied:

Well, I don't know my height, but I'm taller than everyone I meet.

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RedFrix May 27 2010, 12:32pm says:

Wait in the second archievment. How much i need to eat?
And i think i'm taller than you =D (Joke?)

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Dexter.InOrdinate Jun 17 2010, 8:07am replied:

Nobody's taller than be. I'm a giant.

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Mr.Creeper Jul 1 2010, 10:10pm replied:

im thinner than you actually,i am apperently skinnier than everyone in the world besides a baby

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Headcrusher Jul 6 2010, 2:49am replied:

Babies are rather fat.

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Mr.Creeper Aug 9 2010, 8:59pm replied:


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houghtob123 May 18 2012, 3:32pm replied:

Still rather fat.

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PeterHat Aug 25 2010, 3:20am replied:

My friend mite be taller! I mean he is a year younger than me but for a teen he is HUGE ! Also my Grammy won the HUNGEH ! achievement becomes she is big and always hungry :3 I think she it's not only as twice as dexter but twice the Dexter's mass !

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Blue_Dust May 27 2010, 12:46pm says:

I defeated you're eat more than Dexter does!I'mah hungry teen and can eat 4 kg of food no prob!Lubo has just gotten the i eat more than Dexter reward!

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Dexter.InOrdinate May 31 2010, 11:38am replied:

LIES!! I almost always eat like three plates of main course, two plates of dessert, still having place in my stomach. I'm like snake. Except I don't get bigger.

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Mr.John May 8 2014, 6:30am says:

First of all, I think you mean "Eat twice as much" and "Be twice as skinny" and "twice as tall", since if you say "half as much" that basically means your course / 2, instead of course x 2.

2nd of all, you are all cheeky *****. I wish my metabolism was half as good as you guys :(

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I was just bored, so I drew this up. :P

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