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Blog RSS Feed Report abuse The Maddona Concert Sticky and Sweet Tour in Serbia

11 comments by CyberCommando on Aug 25th, 2009

My first concert and her first show in Serbia.

It all started with walking in packs (or better said stampedes)of thousands. We walked into the part of the park where the concert was. A few seconds later Paul Oakenfold got onto the stage and put on some Great music (and a hot chick was dancing in various environments on the plasma screens and you could see her p***y in a part where she dances in the rain :)) After all that good music he left us in silence. We had 15 minutes till she was scheduled to appear. Of course "The Queen of Pop" was late for a whole hour (Of course). When she showed up the crowd went crazy. The crowd consisted out of little teen girls and their mothers and fathers. The Mothers and Fathers were more enthusiastic about the concert than their daughters. A middle aged woman to my right danced and jumped the whole concert (She was crazy). In front of me was a big guy (that was also enthusiastic as the woman to my right) and had a daughter that he constantly carried on his back so she could see Madonna (Of course she blocked what little view I had on the stage, but at least I could see her thongs :)). I saw Madonna only on the screen and a little when she was running around. The music was... Err... OK? First it was OK, then she started some Latino stuff and a save the world song. The ending was OK, but she didn't sing at all. So I got sore feet and back for nothing (We were standing from 7PM to 1AM!). The best part was the ending (When we left). We got some hot Dogs and went into the car. The feeling of sitting after all that standing is indescribable. When I got home I pulled my toes and it sounded like I broke a bone. Anyway, the concert was OK, but not good. Paul Oakenfold was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than Madonna.

If anyone missed it, he didn't miss anything. :P

Report abuse COD4 Stole from Alien 2

6 comments by CyberCommando on Aug 14th, 2009

I'm just watching Alien 2 And noticed some similarities with CoD4. :P

In the movie there's a female Marine named Vasquez.
In the game there's a squad leader named Vasquez.
In the movie the squad leader says: "Vasquez, take point!"
In the game Vasquez says: "Jackson, take point!"
In the movie a marine says: "I like to keep this for close encounters." The other says: "I heard that."
In the game Gaz says: "I like to keep this for close encounter." A SAS operative says: "Too right mate."
In the movie a marine says: "Marines, WE ARE LEAVING!!"
In the game Captain Price says: "On your feet soldier, WE ARE LEAVING!!:"

Note: May get updated as I'm watching it at the moment.

Report abuse No idea how true this is... but it's funny!

5 comments by CyberCommando on Aug 10th, 2009

No idea how true this is... but it's funny!

"To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43 A M EST.

I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message.

I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. It was not cold, but I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for Christmas, and we picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you left your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I didn't want your buddies to come help you try to mug us again.

I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explained your situation. I bought myself and four other people in the gas station a tank full of gas on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to a homeless guy over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with the cash in your wallet. I threw the wallet in a pink "pimp mobile" parked at the curb after I broke the windshield and side window out and keyed the driver side.
I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I got in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI with it. The FBI guy was really pissed and we had a long chat (I guess while he traced the number).

I'd like to apologize for not killing you, and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I hope you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. - Alex"

Report abuse ModDB Stories R Movin'

0 comments by CyberCommando on Jul 29th, 2009

ModDB Stories are going to be updated only in the ModDB Stories group. All ModDB Stories Fans please join. If you don't know what ModDB Stories are, check this group out. Moddb.com

ModDB Stories are going to be updated only in the ModDB Stories group. All ModDB Stories Fans please join. If you don't know what ModDB Stories are, check this group out. Moddb.com

ModDB Stories are going to be updated only in the ModDB Stories group. All ModDB Stories Fans please join. If you don't know what ModDB Stories are, check this group out. Moddb.com

Report abuse ModDB Stories

14 comments by CyberCommando on Jul 26th, 2009

ModDB Stories:

USMC

1. Recruitment


One day on ModDB a PM arrived from INtense to CyberCommando, James, Piper, Micky and Flyboy. In them was a note that they have been recruited by the USMC and that they were to arrive at a boot camp tomorrow at 11.00.

The next day they all arrived at the boot camp and saw INtense acting as a Boot Instructor.

"OK LADIES AND LADIES, HERE YOU WILL LEARN ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW TO SURVIVE IN MY BELOVED CORP. NOW REMEMBER THIS LADIES! FIRST AND LAST THINGS I WANT TO COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IS SIR! IS THAT CLEAR?"

All quickly said:

"Sir, yes, Sir!"

INtense then approached James.

"FROM WHERE DO YOU COME FROM PRIVATE?"

James gets confused because he already was in the US Army.

"Sir, I'm a N..."

INtense got mad and yelled at him:

"PRIVATE DO NOT MAKE ME ASK YOU AGAIN!!"

James replied.

"Sir, Texas, sir."

-"HOLY SHIT! TEXAS!? ONLY BULLS AND FAGGOTS COME FROM TEXAS AND YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A BULL, ISN'T THAT RIGHT PRIVATE?"

-"Sir, yes, Sir"

James stared at INtense like he was going to kill him.

Now INtense came to CyberCommando.

"YOU, FROM WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?"

-"Sir, Serbia, Sir."

INtense was confused.

"NEVER HEARD OF IT. WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?"

-"Sir, I'm a Pupil, Sir."

-"HOLY MOLY, NOW WE EXCEPT CHILDREN INTO OUR CORP!!"

-"Sir, I'm a teenager Sir."

-"WHAT DID YOU SAY!!"

-"Sir, nothing, Sir."

-" I'LL BE WATHCHING YOU."

And now INtense approached Piper.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE LADY"

-"Sir, I was recruited for the US Army, Sir."

-"I MISS THE TIMES WHEN WOMEN WERE JUST THERE TO BE OUR GIRLFRIENDS AND COOK US MEALS. NOW THEY SEND WOMEN TO WAR. A WOMAN WILL NEVER BE AS STRONG AS A MAN. IS THAT RIGHT PRIVATE?"

Piper was Pissed off.

"Sir, No, Sir!"

-"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?"

-"Sir, No, Sir!"

-"WE WILL SEE ABOUT THAT!"

Now He addressed the whole group.

"OK LADIES, DISMISSED!"

As soon as he left James said.

"What an ASSHOLE!"

-"Tell me about it..." Said Piper.

-"I wonder what will happen next" Said Cyber

-"Yeah, me too. Well, at least Micky and Flyboy got off without his bullshit." Said James

Micky and Flyboy looked at each other and were relieved.

END

Note: Stories will be updated weekly.

Report abuse The Force Unleashed on PC

6 comments by CyberCommando on Jul 25th, 2009

THE FORCE UNLEASHED IS COMING 4 PC!!!!
CANT WAIT!!! :D

THE FORCE UNLEASHED IS COMING 4 PC!!!!
CANT WAIT!!! :D

THE FORCE UNLEASHED IS COMING 4 PC!!!!
CANT WAIT!!! :D

THE FORCE UNLEASHED IS COMING 4 PC!!!!
CANT WAIT!!! :D

THE FORCE UNLEASHED IS COMING 4 PC!!!!
CANT WAIT!!! :D

THE FORCE UNLEASHED IS COMING 4 PC!!!!
CANT WAIT!!! :D

Report abuse I'm one lucky bastard

50 comments by CyberCommando on Jul 8th, 2009

I'm one lucky bastard. OK, here's what happened:
A while ago we had an exam in German. When the teacher gave us the questions I noticed something strange. The last question had faded answers printed into it. They were all correct (I checked them). Now everybody thinks I cheated. IT WASN'T CHEATING, THE ANSWERS WERE PRINTED AND I OF COURSE DIDN'T WANT TO DISTURB OTHERS CUZ THEY NEEDED TO CONCENTRATE SO I DIDN'T REPORT IT. XD
I got an A-.
Note: I knew the answers to the questions. (I checked all of them if they were correct)

Report abuse The JOHNY story

4 comments by CyberCommando on Jul 7th, 2009

JOHNY AND THE DOCUMENT:

One dark night JOHNY and his squad were sent to steal some highly sensitive documents.
JOHNY went into the building
They were ambushed by Jihad.
Johny and his squad took some casualties, but got through Jihad.
They approached a door.
It was booby trapped.
Only JOHNY survived.
He got to the sensitive document.
As he was taking it Jihad troops were at the door.
Johny took out his pistols and jumped out of the window guns blazing Matrix style.
He killed all the troops while flying out of the window.
Then JOHNY opened his parachute and landed on the nearby undercover military ship.
After 2 hours, he said "I have to see what was the reason my men died"
When he opened the document it just said:
THIS IS SOME USELESS FAKE SUCKER!!

Report abuse New Phone

156 comments by CyberCommando on Jun 17th, 2009

Yay, I've got a new phone! :D
Sony Ericsson C510 if anyone cares. :P But still, I've got a new phone! :D
My New Phone

Report abuse Flashback recruitment

0 comments by CyberCommando on May 18th, 2009

Anyone reading this with any kind of modding skill please help the C&C Flashback group. We need coders, skinners, texterurers , generally modders. To see what will the mod be like go to C&C Flashback group for details.

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