I am a British modder currently living in Oxford. I am also currently attending the Oxford Cherwell Valley College. I've been modding from quite a young age and have been able to build up my skills quite significantly over the years. I am a modeller, coder and mapper. I primarily focus on organic modelling but I can do some hard surface as well. I'm also a voice actor. I own a SAMSON C01U Studio Condenser microphone which has little to no room noise. I have voice acted on a few projects in the past however I do wish to expand my list of voice work. If you want me to help out on your mod or game project, just give me a ring on skype or steam and we'll talk there. I don't always join projects for free as I do not have huge amounts of free time, however I will voice act for free as I do enjoy doing it and it's not as time consuming as the other jobs. Thank you very much for reading my Profile Bio. - Alfred

Comment History  (690 - 716 of 716)
crazyb2000 Apr 1 2011, 11:13pm says:

Probably to all the stolen material.

+2 votes   media: zl_lab (armory)
crazyb2000 Jan 18 2011, 4:01pm says:

No offense, but you need to learn grammar for news. And I don't think that this even counts for news, mate. You need to do a serious overhaul with this mod.

0 votes   article: Chilling environment
crazyb2000 Dec 22 2010, 5:45pm replied:

Well I'm working on my Peter Dixon impression and hopefully that'll be the announcer. Right now I have unreal tournaments announcer as a place holder.

+1 vote   media: Headshot.... Yeah
crazyb2000 Dec 19 2010, 2:44pm says:

Poor guy got hacked and now his accounts banned too... God Damn Hackers!!!

+3 votes   member: Eblup
crazyb2000 Nov 28 2010, 9:11pm replied:

but reworked with Nazi flags... Yeah these guys need to up their game.

+1 vote   media: Chetauh(Wolfslayer)
crazyb2000 Oct 30 2010, 11:49am replied:

Buddey, you just proved my point. And I am not a MW fanboy for I have never played the game so that was a useless insult. I was merely giving something called criticism. I was trying to help. I have seen the glock in-game and it is, indeed, thinner than the glocks you just showed me.

I know someone who owns a glock17 and so I know alot about the weapon. I find it hard to believe you're trying to argue with me with these pictures because the first few are side on and I am talking about thickness. the last two images show that this model is thin and needs to be thickened. I'm not saying, "it fails" or "Remodel it" I'm just saying it's a bit thin and needs to be thicker.

+1 vote   media: glock texture improvemet v2
crazyb2000 Oct 26 2010, 6:39am replied:

I eventually gave him my idea, lol.

+1 vote   article: story
crazyb2000 Oct 19 2010, 6:42am replied:

L4D used bodygroups. As citizens use one texture for their clothes, what you mentioned is impossible without using body groups.

+1 vote   media: BakonGuy Frolicks among the zombies
crazyb2000 Oct 17 2010, 1:48pm says:

Sorry if I'm getting on your nerves. The story seems rushed and not well thought out. When I make a mod I write the story first then start the development. Why did the Russians think it was a good idea to investigate a lab which was shut down for one reason or the other. Who's in charge.

My idea would be too long and complicated so I won't even begin. Get yourself some writers who will be willing to work on this mod and get them to write something proper.

Also it's never a good idea to tell the community to come up with ideas IMO.

+1 vote   article: story
crazyb2000 Oct 16 2010, 2:26pm replied:

I'm sorry mate but if the angle does that then you still need to make it thicker.

-1 votes   media: glock texture improvemet v2
crazyb2000 Oct 15 2010, 7:56pm says:

Ok watched it... That's pretty awsome mate. If I had one criticism, it would be that the ending of that anim looks a tad rushed. But great start. I'll hopefully enjoy what you have in store for the modding community.

+2 votes   media: 45 Cal Pistol animation WIP
crazyb2000 Oct 15 2010, 6:47pm says:

Well what glock is it and why is it so thin. Plus the grip texture stops way too early.

-1 votes   media: glock texture improvemet v2
crazyb2000 Oct 10 2010, 1:38pm replied:

??? if you mean I didn't tell you it was because you were away.

+1 vote   media: Something Lurks in the Shadows.
crazyb2000 Oct 4 2010, 6:58am says:

Ep3 was announced to be in development ages ago. Some images did get leaked ( and I'm not talking about those ****** fakes that were hl2 designs). Portal 2 will most likely link to episode 3 and therefore is an asset to the story. Valve have been getting desperate and trying to grab alot of money recently and put out a buy weapons **** in tf2. They are planning something.

Also the orange box is a version of the source engine so most likely they're sticking to their famous engine and not making a new one because making a new engine would take years of work. l4d was modified so much that it was almost separated from the ob engine completely. I remember it being called something else but I'm betting valve have something up their sleeve. Maybe bringing back old beta enemies and have some new effects.

+1 vote   article: My thoughts on EP3
crazyb2000 Oct 1 2010, 6:08pm says:


+1 vote   media: Holy sh-
crazyb2000 Sep 24 2010, 8:16am replied:


+1 vote   media: Oh my... You need a make over!
crazyb2000 Sep 16 2010, 2:59pm replied:

Because it's a tactical weapon. You have many weapons to choose from but people like one. But either way this guy is allowed any weapon he wants. He wants a g36c let him have a g36c. If he wants a water gun that shoots **** let him have it. Good model, good weapon. I rest my case your honor.

+1 vote   media: G36c
crazyb2000 Aug 24 2010, 7:32pm replied:

Episode one engine is the standard hl2 engine. OB fixes this weird cubemap problem.

+2 votes   media: scientist zombie
crazyb2000 Aug 23 2010, 8:37pm says:

hmmm nice head but the suit needs alot of work. Mafia are dressed up in suits nut not long coats.

+3 votes   media: Mafia Character WIP
crazyb2000 Aug 21 2010, 8:14pm says:

Yes! the ownage of mat_fullbright plus shaders!

+1 vote   media: Update
crazyb2000 Aug 18 2010, 8:33am says:

I'm gonna leave this group to my innactivity.

+1 vote   group: onedarkdarksphere
crazyb2000 Aug 15 2010, 3:15pm says:

Nice I just wished you showed more running around than driving :/

+1 vote   media: LITTLE SNEAK PEEK
crazyb2000 Aug 10 2010, 6:30am says:

Could be better. I'll get someone on this ;)

+3 votes   media: Background
crazyb2000 Aug 10 2010, 6:29am says:

You got a huge prob with the ceiling pipes. The lighting on them is a bit messed up ( Black pipe brown pipe O_O ). Add some brush details and prop details. Also the ceiling is a tad too low.

+1 vote   media: Crossfire2
crazyb2000 Aug 10 2010, 4:44am says:

this isn't doommarine. I bet you one of the team members thought this would be a good joke.

0 votes   media: TROLED U GUYZ
crazyb2000 Jul 30 2010, 12:24pm says:

ah man:

Missing RecvProp for DT_BasePlayer - DT_BasePlayer/m_iFOV
Host_EndGame: CL_ParseClassInfo_EndClasses: CreateDecoders failed.

Can you help?

+1 vote   download: Headtracking in source setup
crazyb2000 Jul 28 2010, 6:55am says:

Why did you put this up. I know you guys are starting but this picture shouldn't be on the mod page. You should post pics of models and maps not code.

+1 vote   media: Am i doing it right?
crazyb2000 Jul 27 2010, 3:34pm replied:

Yep I found the skin: Fpsbanana.com

Dude don't steal things. Now if I'm wrong please tell me how to set the phong level on a crowbar or anything for that matter.

+1 vote   media: Phonged Crowbar
crazyb2000 Jul 27 2010, 10:09am says:

Make it look alot more interesting. This would acceptable in loony tunes but if you're going for realism this will need alot more work.

+1 vote   media: KSDM_Office Map ScreenShots
crazyb2000 Jul 27 2010, 10:08am says:

Needs more around them. I doubt these dumpsters are the stars of the mod.

+1 vote   media: KSDM_Office Map ScreenShots
crazyb2000 Jul 24 2010, 7:18pm says:

This can be found in gmod and filefront. So its stolen...

+1 vote   media: In Game Screenshots
crazyb2000 Jul 21 2010, 6:27pm replied:

You do know you can just click "edit" on the image...

+2 votes   media: Hazard Course second path
crazyb2000 Jul 21 2010, 1:52pm replied:

Except for when the vorts said "DIE!"

+3 votes   media: Chapter 4
crazyb2000 Jul 3 2010, 10:25am says:

can you add me?I want to help out with some stuff.

+1 vote   group: Radiation
crazyb2000 Jun 17 2010, 11:34am replied:

Lego is fun!

+1 vote   media: Various weapon models
crazyb2000 Jan 31 2010, 5:21pm says:

still I actually thought that some elements were really cool.

+1 vote   media: Lost Combine Fort
crazyb2000 Jan 3 2010, 4:39am says:

Wow I love this. The way it's nice and clean to lead you in. I mean it's like a hospital (in a good way). The fact that it has this mysterious empty shows there more than meets the eye in this alien like room. I'd give you a 4/5 in my eyes. Keep up the good work!

+1 vote   media: Training Center Base/Base de treinamento W.I.P
crazyb2000 Jan 2 2010, 3:53am says:

I keep getting an error "error loading database" could not open materials.txt. help!

+2 votes   download: Mod Tools
crazyb2000 Dec 26 2009, 10:25am says:

this is just a screenshot from smod outbreak.

+1 vote   media: Zombies
crazyb2000 Nov 28 2009, 9:49pm says:

I know that gun. It's a really cool one but it's not yours for the take. here just go find a moddeller. they are all over moddb. just search in the members section or go to other mods for recruitment...

+1 vote   media: Mellon's crappy mod
crazyb2000 Nov 27 2009, 12:13pm says:

"Oooops! There seems to be something wrong with this video :(" NOOO!

+4 votes   media: Inventory system first preview
crazyb2000 Nov 23 2009, 1:41pm replied:

I'm sorry but if you look it's more complicated than that. look at each poly. also the texture and the normal mapping are awsome guys. nice one.

+1 vote   media: Pyramid Head's Head
crazyb2000 Nov 15 2009, 7:35am replied:

not really, all it says in the description is, and I quote, Coded By: Gamerman12
Help By: Robin from Base 2 Base

Using 357 Model for now

Now thats fine, I don't have anything against you but some people won't know wahts going on. at first I thought when you got the crossbow you got health but after looking at it, it's the 357. still nice work.

+1 vote   media: Medical Kit
crazyb2000 Nov 14 2009, 1:22pm says:

well at first I thought wtf but now I understand what you did. but you'll need a model before you show off the code cause right now most people probably won't know what it is.

+1 vote   media: Medical Kit
crazyb2000 Nov 12 2009, 11:35am says:


+1 vote   media: New Icon
crazyb2000 Nov 4 2009, 5:02am replied:

Yeah it's easier using 3ds max.

+1 vote   group: Doom: Source Development Team
crazyb2000 Nov 3 2009, 1:59pm replied:

don't worry, it is.

0 votes   media: Doom Shotgun W
crazyb2000 Oct 31 2009, 9:05pm says:

you, my good sir, are a gentleman.

+1 vote   member: thegentleman
crazyb2000 Oct 30 2009, 10:00am says:

sorry man but I don't like the right to left shift. plus the roof could be a tad higher.

+1 vote   media: sp_test2 - Tests
crazyb2000 Oct 29 2009, 5:08am says:

nice! can we see a render?

+1 vote   media: Landmaster 3D Model (Work in Progress)
crazyb2000 Oct 24 2009, 12:49pm replied:

idk maybe. I supose it is stickmen. but the weapons are blocks :P

+1 vote   mod: Block Wars
crazyb2000 Oct 19 2009, 7:53am says:

not finished. It says WIP for a reason.

+1 vote   media: Colt pistol Remodel
crazyb2000 Sep 30 2009, 6:26am says:

hey why don't you add me to the team. I'm a moddeller working for mods such as wolf3d remake. if you want to see an example of my work pm me and I'll show you. I model: characters, props, v_models, W_models... thats about it. I hope to work with you :P

also just in the mean time I'll make a helmet to replace the hl2 battery as an example of work.

+1 vote   member: eargosedown
crazyb2000 Sep 5 2009, 9:27am says:

I love you avatar dude. XD

+2 votes   member: Manio31
crazyb2000 Sep 5 2009, 8:48am replied:

because I have the same basic story line but it's changed qite alot. you still go through time and space.

+1 vote   article: The fuck it scheme. New weapons.
crazyb2000 Sep 2 2009, 3:40pm replied:

A certain class I've added ( you have to unlock it ) can kill an enemy and take the disguise. like in prototype.

+1 vote   mod: Mutants Vs Humans
crazyb2000 Aug 31 2009, 3:10pm says:

can you teach me plz?

+1 vote   member: Rghol5212
crazyb2000 Aug 30 2009, 5:02pm says:


+3 votes   media: Tonn-Barney
crazyb2000 Aug 26 2009, 8:30pm says:

offline :(

-1 votes   article: The Mortewood Plaza - Development Watcher!
crazyb2000 Aug 22 2009, 4:52pm replied:

I'm helping him with simple stuff.

0 votes   mod: Waylay
crazyb2000 Aug 22 2009, 4:51pm says:

Dude I'm working on it for you already :P

+1 vote   article: Coders Needed
crazyb2000 Aug 20 2009, 10:59am replied:

will do my friend.

+1 vote   media: comparing the teleport room
crazyb2000 Aug 20 2009, 7:55am says:

good luck!

+1 vote   article: A guy wanted to date me!
crazyb2000 Aug 18 2009, 1:35pm replied:

... what was the prob then?

+1 vote   article: I have a new problem
crazyb2000 Aug 11 2009, 4:14pm replied:

I don't know too much about the orange box engine. sorry. I thought the it would have the same basic coding involved. well, is this your first time making a new weapon. because with some weapons you need headers... then again they would have appered as errors. I'll look into it.

+1 vote   article: Adding a new weapon
crazyb2000 Aug 11 2009, 3:54pm replied:

is this orange box or episode 1?

+1 vote   article: Adding a new weapon
crazyb2000 Aug 11 2009, 3:44pm says:

in c_weapon_stubbs did you have it as weapon_ak74u and cweaponak74U?

+1 vote   article: Adding a new weapon
crazyb2000 Aug 5 2009, 7:18am says:

thanks for watching my mod too!

+1 vote   member: LemonFreeman
crazyb2000 Aug 5 2009, 5:52am says:


+2 votes   media: My Avatar
crazyb2000 Aug 5 2009, 5:52am says:

"Give me your lunch mo- oh ****!"

+2 votes   media: Garbage Disposal
crazyb2000 Aug 4 2009, 3:42pm replied:

yeah it'll be fun knowing you.

+1 vote   group: Naition of hateful comments
crazyb2000 Aug 3 2009, 6:22am says:

hey An when did you join?

+1 vote   member: AnJ112
crazyb2000 Jul 30 2009, 5:44pm says:

yay it stopped processing! although I can't hear much.

+1 vote   media: Video Commentary 2#
crazyb2000 Jul 30 2009, 2:39pm says:

dude I ******* had to stop myself from crying. good work. I'm not being sarcastic by the way.

+2 votes   article: Pyro Love
crazyb2000 Jul 22 2009, 4:18pm replied:

thanks. I've just made a higher poly version with more detail.

+1 vote   media: Mac10 low poly. WIP
crazyb2000 Jul 22 2009, 2:01pm says:

ok. Time to work my arse off.

0 votes   article: Anti Stolen Content Association
crazyb2000 Jul 21 2009, 3:51pm says:

the zombie on the far left, his posture reminds me of the fat zombie in judge dredd. not in a bad way. i'd suspect that mutations would go around in genetics.

+1 vote   media: "Zombie Mutations" concept
crazyb2000 Jul 19 2009, 8:57am says:

I think it was the latest one on VDC. Named Ironsights.

+1 vote   media: 3 screens
crazyb2000 Jul 18 2009, 8:55am replied:

LOL!! yeah well this is a very old image. The whole things got new textures now. I'll put up a screen later.

+1 vote   media: Level Reconstructions
crazyb2000 Jul 16 2009, 11:19am replied:

not stealing just taking. anyway if you can tell me how to make my weapons actually merge to hands then new models will be seen.

+1 vote   article: back to the scheme...
crazyb2000 Jul 14 2009, 11:20am replied:

no kidding.

+1 vote   media: Metrocop with a Deagle.
crazyb2000 Jul 14 2009, 11:20am replied:

how do they suck exactly. I like it. it has a sense of more going on. you just say "they suck!" for no reason but just to say you want the guy to a drone. he doesn't have to make them anything. and what is "normal" anyway. there is no such thing.

+1 vote   media: G-Man in black.
crazyb2000 Jul 4 2009, 10:05am replied:

not stolen dude. anyway the reason I think people don't fpsbanana models is because they wanna see something new. For me it's not just models. I looked at your video and loved the sfx.

-4 votes   media: New Water Ripples *OUTDATED*
crazyb2000 Jul 4 2009, 10:02am says:

brilliant sound fx!!!

+1 vote   media: New Weapons In Action
crazyb2000 Jul 1 2009, 3:27pm says:

I like the shading. what did you use?

+1 vote   media: Vice=StaR
crazyb2000 Jun 21 2009, 4:58pm says:

looks pretty dead.

+1 vote   mod: Project Hellgon
crazyb2000 Jun 17 2009, 2:53pm says:

old screen

+1 vote   media: comparing the teleport room
crazyb2000 Jun 16 2009, 12:32pm says:

hey dude I see you have problems with new textures too. well you should've at least made new textures if your going to show models that are clearly taken from Zombie Master. anyway The purpose of this comment is I liked the splash screen, no I loved it! I want to model for your mod. (Pease say yes) :D

+1 vote   media: Zombies
crazyb2000 Jun 16 2009, 12:03pm says:


+1 vote   media: Level 1
crazyb2000 Jun 13 2009, 8:23am replied:

See this is what I'm talking about. I am creating new content, go to the summary and look at the comments they are temporary!

+1 vote   media: another old comparing screen
crazyb2000 Jun 12 2009, 9:09am replied:


+2 votes   article: Fuck IT!!!
crazyb2000 Apr 20 2009, 10:02am replied:

I'm trying to make them stand on the ground like people.

+1 vote   media: Trailer
crazyb2000 Mar 30 2009, 11:25am replied:

what doesn't work

+2 votes   member: Christian9872
crazyb2000 Mar 27 2009, 3:22pm says:

not parinoa. been trying to make it work for ages

+1 vote   media: Pipe-Wrench
crazyb2000 Mar 24 2009, 10:17am says:


+1 vote   media: Yellow Shift Wall-Paper
crazyb2000 Mar 24 2009, 10:14am says:

yeah pretty much.

I've actually created a mod for goldsrc. I can help with a bit of mapping.
and I can make sounds. I did the sounds ofr loads of mods.

+1 vote   article: Yellow Shift is Hiring!
crazyb2000 Mar 19 2009, 11:54am says:

hey there. I heard you'd love to map for the mod 7 tasks source. you can join us. just find the account "alfrednturner" on steam and try to be friends. :)

+1 vote   member: Christian9872
crazyb2000 Mar 19 2009, 11:51am replied:

Ok maybe it is a bunch of teenagers who started it.

+1 vote   media: map T0b So Far
crazyb2000 Mar 19 2009, 11:50am replied:

Kids!? I've already said we have a spastic md compiler. yes it's a place holder. we're gonna make it look like the ones you'd see in real life. the green ones.

+1 vote   media: map T0b So Far
crazyb2000 Mar 19 2009, 11:34am replied:

we are working on it but... our studio compiler application spazzed out on us. We're going to have ammo in boxes.

+1 vote   media: NPC tests
crazyb2000 Mar 14 2009, 5:04pm replied:

It's not the reskin that's important. It's the headcrabessness. the zombie model, itself, is going over a few retexturings. I plan on putting it up when ready. (not the model, but a video of the model)

0 votes   mod: 7 Tasks
crazyb2000 Mar 14 2009, 5:01pm replied:

tried the code... list of errors.

0 votes   download: Zombine Restore
crazyb2000 Mar 12 2009, 1:22pm says:

nice textures

+1 vote   media: HLFX: Single
crazyb2000 Mar 10 2009, 10:36am says:

holy crazp your zombie looks great!!

+1 vote   media: you are not only..............
crazyb2000 Mar 19 2009, 11:22am replied:


+1 vote   media: map T0b So Far
crazyb2000 Mar 14 2009, 5:02pm replied: +1 vote   media: Level Reconstructions
crazyb2000 Mar 14 2009, 4:54pm replied:

thankyou for the advice. we're working on it.

+1 vote   media: Level Reconstructions
crazyb2000 Mar 14 2009, 3:31pm replied:

quite easy. I coded for a mod before to vet rid of headcrabs and make the blood red:


+2 votes   media: Bonus map #1: Resident Evil 1 lab -WIP-
crazyb2000 Mar 12 2009, 5:21pm says:

hey can someone help me with my coding problem. I have the source code of half-life and I really want to code. but without doing anything to it I compiled it and it had about 200 errors, so it failed. any suggestions

0 votes   article: Modding Weapons (Ammo, Weight etc)
crazyb2000 Mar 12 2009, 5:16pm says:

Holy crap! way to go on the survival horror aspect

+1 vote   media: Cry of Fear - Gameplay
crazyb2000 Mar 12 2009, 1:25pm says:

this si one of the best mods ever! I don't think anyone else would've thought of it. well maybe think but... I love IT!!!!!

+1 vote   mod: Half-Life: Zombie Edition
crazyb2000 Mar 12 2009, 1:18pm says:

hey this looks like an hl2 mod.

+1 vote   mod: SSH : Mod Messup 1 : WTF Mod
crazyb2000 Mar 12 2009, 1:08pm says:

err... do you think you could put up a little video or something. I'm intrested in all mods.

+2 votes   mod: Nanovirus
crazyb2000 Mar 10 2009, 11:34am says:

this mod would be good for me because my steam account's been hijacked and I want to see ragdoll in hl.

+1 vote   mod: Half-Life: Enhanced
crazyb2000 Mar 10 2009, 11:29am says:

I want to download it! even the beta. do you have any version of this mod out!?

+1 vote   media: Pile of Barney's
crazyb2000 Mar 10 2009, 11:24am says:

I can't belive it! all the mods I had ideas for have been taken. The scientist point of view. and now the black ops!?

+1 vote   mod: Black Op Mission
crazyb2000 Mar 10 2009, 11:21am says:

Hey I remember working on a project like this years ago. you play as a sceintist with no Hev suit. I did the models (low def) and the textures. I'm not saying stop the mod. anyway can't wait where can I download it.

+1 vote   mod: Half-Life Scientist's View
crazyb2000 Mar 10 2009, 11:19am replied:

where did you find it?

+1 vote   mod: Half-Life Scientist's View
crazyb2000 Mar 10 2009, 10:45am replied:

It's not like hl2 coding. I've tried and the hlf-life code came up with too many errors maybe that's becase I got an old sdk.

+1 vote   mod: Cat Life: GS
crazyb2000 Mar 10 2009, 10:38am says:

I've done some goldsource moddeling before. do you want any help? plus My friends say I'm good at mapping. I just don't upload my maps. I can help.

+1 vote   mod: Quarantine
crazyb2000 Mar 10 2009, 10:08am says:

your first mod!? it looks pretty good for a first mod. I can't wait to have a look at your mod.

+1 vote   mod: Zombie Zone
crazyb2000 Mar 7 2009, 4:48pm says:

looks cool
can't wait to play it. can you play it without using steam

+2 votes   media: Pipe-Wrench
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