CopernicusFagotius

I. "Being Retarded"

Okay, so...what does being retarded mean? It means, that you're incapable of doing some things that normal people do. One example, is that most normal people don't ride the short bus and they have full acsess of their brain. Most people frown upon the clan of the retarded. But, that is only because they are different. And if the people who seem to not like the retarded kind act up and communicate that to the retard... then when the retard tries to fight back with an intelligent retort, their brain draws a blank. And makes them look even more retarded.

II. "What We Think"

Most people tend to avoid the mentally ill. Probably because they scare the living crap out of them. Therefore driving the retard into an even more awkward social postition. But, what about their parents? Most people fail to recognize a retarded baby. Parents usually suspect something when their child talks like he's got a mouth full of shit 24/7. However, when the parents do find out....Doctor: "I'm sorry sir, but your son is retarded."Father (thinking) : "Fuck, he's retarded...now I'll have to keep him, and I'll be the dad with the retarded kid."Now, when you see a TV show featuring a family struggling to fit in with normal modern society, and the parents are acting happy when their retarded daughter brings them a picture she drew of what looks like a dying hippo, you should know that on the inside the parents are going: "What the fuck is this? A crippled giraffe could have made a better picture". So, actually, retards are a sort of advanced vermin that spawn from us.

III. "What They Think....Or Try To Think"

I personally think retardation is a choice made by the person who is retarded. If the retard can get to a mirror and compare himself with a normal human, he'll realize that he/she has, to change. But, only a certain type of retard are offered this choice. You see, retards who are too retarded to realize that they're retarded are not able to change. And I truly feel sorry for them.....as long as they stay away from me. And those of you who are going: "That's so mean!". Consider the fact that you probably don't hang out with retards yourselves, or even make an effort to notice them, so you can't call me mean.

CONCLUSION

So, at the end of this fabulous lesson on retardation, I conclude by saying, that retards aren't all bad. They give us entertainment, a higher self-esteem (at their expense), but most importantly: a sense of curiosity. That usually comes in when you say: "Whoa, what was his mom smokin'?"