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CommanderDef Apr 11 2015 says:

Those buckets xD

+7 votes   media: Royal Egyptian Air Force Gloster Gladioters.
CommanderDef Apr 8 2015 says:

A policeman radio's in to headquarters "Hello, is that you Sarge?"

"Yes. go ahead."

"We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for walking on a floor she just mopped."

"Well, have you arrested her?"

"No Sir. The floor is still wet."

+14 votes   group: Humor, satire, parody
CommanderDef Apr 2 2015 replied:

If they don't do this, they won't move.

+6 votes   media: Cleaning.
CommanderDef Apr 1 2015 says:

A sinner comes to hell. Sad and scared, but he sees everyone singing and drinking in the first hall. In the second, he sees lots of food and people eating and chatting. In the third room there are people having sex. But then, in fourth hall he sees sinners screaming in a boiling water, flame pillars and Lucifer laughing.
"What's going on here?" sinner dared to ask.
"What should I tell you... these are christians, they wanted it this way."

+4 votes   group: Atheists, Agnostics, and Anti-theists of ModDB
CommanderDef Mar 28 2015 replied:

It's not a repost when I see it for the first time.

+5 votes   media: Have some fun
CommanderDef Mar 27 2015 says:

Meanwhile in Il2, we call these crushers n00bs...

+6 votes   media: Dimitar Spisarevski
CommanderDef Mar 25 2015 says:

For todays display Mustang, for fight in that time Ki84.

+2 votes   media: Which one would you pick ?
CommanderDef Mar 19 2015 says:

Reset my eyes.

+3 votes   media: ehhhhh
CommanderDef Mar 19 2015 says:

Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says
'Your Eminence'.."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, I have a daughter,
40 D Breasts
24" WAIST and
34" HIPS
When she walks into a room, people say,

+9 votes   group: Humor, satire, parody
CommanderDef Mar 8 2015 replied:

He surely does. And then they should take it away from him for mentioning WoW.

+10 votes   media: WoW
CommanderDef Feb 19 2015 says:

That tube is actually made from layers...

But a real MacGyver would draw a pack of tissues out of his pocket.

+2 votes   media: What would MacGyver do?
CommanderDef Feb 3 2015 says:

Poor ship. She deserved better.

+5 votes   media: End of the line
CommanderDef Jan 31 2015 says:

How to recognize jewish basketball player? His legs are sticking out of incinerator chamber, hahaha...

Freedom of speech?

+7 votes   media: Its satire so it suits in here well
CommanderDef Jan 28 2015 says:

But... it stays in my memory... I can't live with that, as well as I can't leave a book or movie before I get to the end.

+2 votes   media: How to effectively deal with a game you cant beat
CommanderDef Jan 27 2015 replied:

You surely made it easier for them...

B1 for me.

+2 votes   media: EU Factory v.2
CommanderDef Jan 26 2015 says:

Can terrorism accomplish anything? Well, we are already discussing it, so apparently there is some result.

+2 votes   media: Can Terrorism Accomplish Anything?
CommanderDef Jan 23 2015 replied:

They surely do, but, meh, who would listen to it...

+1 vote   media: Freedom of Speech
CommanderDef Jan 23 2015 replied:

If it was so easy to prove that they send new tech there, they wouldn't do it. Russians are not retarded and won't send anything that would point directly at them. All the other things you can speculate about - weapon merchants and volunteers.

+10 votes   media: T72 Models in Ukraine
CommanderDef Jan 23 2015 says:

How do people recognize B3 of all those variants? I saw an image of 'totally new Russian RPG30 on back of Donbas guy" and there was a dark green tube on his back. My friend and I then gave the effort to find what it is and most probably it was RPG26... All it takes is to put ERA a different way and new version of T72 is born...

+11 votes   media: T72 Models in Ukraine
CommanderDef Jan 21 2015 replied:

But it looks even more massive if you take this side as a front.

+2 votes   media: Tiger (P) of Schwere Panzerjäger-Abteilung 653
CommanderDef Jan 13 2015 replied:

Works only for me, but only one day. And that stomach ache is brutal.

+2 votes   media: I have the things
CommanderDef Jan 10 2015 says:

Hi, welcome to my friendlist.

+1 vote   member: Woozle
CommanderDef Jan 9 2015 says:

Natural way of people getting ******. I don't support this, but we are kinda helpless now. It may do some good and then we must return to normal thinking before we do something bad - impossible.

+3 votes   media: Rise of Far Right Groups in EU
CommanderDef Jan 8 2015 says:

Do you want to explode?

+1 vote   media: Mocking Mohammed
CommanderDef Jan 5 2015 replied:

I am sure I have seen plenty of tanks with that thing... but guess what, I can't find any right now...

+1 vote   media: the thunderblast
CommanderDef Jan 5 2015 says:


But what is this one? AGS with turret?

+1 vote   media: the thunderblast
CommanderDef Jan 4 2015 replied:

What happened? Well, suddenly **** appeared. One or two people did it. And then you came here, said all your 'I don't want' and 'you atheist are to blame' and now you said you just came here. That's pretty much all...

And when admins delete it, there will be silence for few weeks until someone finds another good caliber (or repeat something already posted), then revenge, revenge on revenge...

And this will happen each time until people from both groups realize it makes no good to make it personal and too emotional. It doesn't matter what group is messed, it's always the same.

By the way, attempting to clear it is cute, but with picture of US Army is not a good idea.

+1 vote  
CommanderDef Jan 4 2015 says:

Knight's playground I could ignore. This is stupid.

+1 vote  
CommanderDef Jan 3 2015 says:

Ahoj, díky za pozvání.

+3 votes   member: darkyuri
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