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CommanderDef
CommanderDef Jun 30 2014, 2:20am says:

Maths teacher arrested

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy
International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a
calculator.
At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the
man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify
the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of maths
instruction.
“Al-Gebra is a problem for us”, the Attorney General said. “They derive
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in
search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y'
and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they
belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with co-ordinates
in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, “There are 3 sides to
every triangle”.
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, “If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, he would have
given us more fingers and toes.'
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent
or profound statement by the President. It is believed that the Nobel
Prize for Physics will follow.

+14 votes     group: Humor, satire, parody
CommanderDef
CommanderDef Jun 29 2014, 6:08pm says:

Interesting and nice idea. What if you removed those shadows? I think those shadows make it look like they are above water.

+1 vote     media: Icy Planes
CommanderDef
CommanderDef Jun 29 2014, 4:05am replied:

And policemen also got a share of fun, so everybody's happy... except the owner of house of course, but who cares about him?

+4 votes     media: Smile.
CommanderDef
CommanderDef Jun 29 2014, 4:00am says:

Use the installed camera for videocalls....

+3 votes     media: Smile.
CommanderDef
CommanderDef Jun 28 2014, 4:17pm says:

And that's why you should NEVER read youtube comments...

+3 votes     media: Implications Everywhere
CommanderDef
CommanderDef Jun 25 2014, 4:36am says:

Nice guys, I can tell from their friendly faces...

+2 votes     media: ISIS
CommanderDef
CommanderDef Jun 25 2014, 4:27am says:

Perhaps fork-lifter?

+2 votes     media: have some humor
CommanderDef
CommanderDef Jun 14 2014, 9:31am replied:

Wilk?

+2 votes     media: The best quiz I can give you on short notice.
CommanderDef
CommanderDef Jun 14 2014, 5:10am says:

GrammarNazi wants you to speak english.

+1 vote     media: Even Wonka knows
CommanderDef
CommanderDef Jun 13 2014, 7:48pm says:

ROC/SKUA

+1 vote     media: Guess might be more hard this time.
CommanderDef
CommanderDef Jun 12 2014, 12:38pm says:

That must be photoshop. Please...

+2 votes     media: Yet another quizz
CommanderDef
CommanderDef Jun 12 2014, 12:17pm replied:

Except JSF

+3 votes     media: Sad news for ones, great for others
CommanderDef
CommanderDef Jun 10 2014, 2:35pm says:

It all depends on kind of island and how I got there. It is a good idea to look for useful things that survived crash as I did before waves take them away. Any food, water, tools, medicals. If I can make fire, it something I would do as soon as possible, because it repels dangerous animals. Looking for water and food feels easier with torch in hand. Also big fire can attract possible rescuers.

If I met a lion on island, I would be pretty much surprised. But if I really meet it, I don't think I would shoot . With that gun there is nearly no chance, so I would probably end up feeding the lion...

I have no idea how long I could last. Probably not more than just a few days - it is water I fear the most. You can get some energy from plants if you accidentally don't pick some poisonous ones, but tropical diseases in water and insects are real danger. I would definitely save one bullet for me, it can become the best option when it comes to illness.

+3 votes     article: Game Competition (Day One : Garry's Incident)
CommanderDef
CommanderDef Jun 10 2014, 6:58am replied:

This expression reminds me of my friend using LaGG3 with 23mm cannon whenever he can (in Il2 1946). When it hits, it is always the right wing. Always.

+1 vote     media: A pleasure to fly aircraft.
CommanderDef
CommanderDef Jun 10 2014, 6:45am replied:

I... hmm, ok...

+2 votes     media: Katrina in a Catalina :3
CommanderDef
CommanderDef Jun 9 2014, 3:58pm says:

Don't know what they want, but they want it NOW!

+1 vote     media: Woman's logic
CommanderDef
CommanderDef Jun 9 2014, 3:49pm says:

I envy you...

+2 votes     media: Katrina in a Catalina :3
CommanderDef
CommanderDef Jun 4 2014, 1:22pm replied:

Actually this only looks dangerous. But it is stable.

+1 vote     media: GIGA GIGANTIC collection of You’re Doing it Wrong
CommanderDef
CommanderDef Jun 4 2014, 1:15pm says:

Perhaps the party was red...

+1 vote     media: GIGA GIGANTIC collection of You’re Doing it Wrong
CommanderDef
CommanderDef Jun 2 2014, 7:52pm says:

1. I would take people. Even if those guys are untrained, at least enemies won't focus only on me. Twenty enemies are too many, one man can sneak into house, but only hardly can take out all before they suspect something.

2. If we are trained and there is a way to go unnoticed, I would take Scorpion EVO 3 with silencer - small, light, reliable and deadly efficient. If they know about us, I choose VEPR12, or Saiga12. And flashbangs may help - no need to worry about hitting the hostage.

3. Rescue Party. Simple enough...

+2 votes     article: Game Competition (Takedown: Red Sabre)
CommanderDef
CommanderDef May 31 2014, 5:58am replied:

Can you get help? From India for example? I must admit I have no idea about politics in that part of world.

+3 votes     media: Myanmar Army T-72S tanks.
CommanderDef
CommanderDef May 30 2014, 8:50am replied:

He has no bunker to protect them and if you use them for attack, they are slow and have to go around radiation fields they created. You pay for that extra firepower and can't rush with them.

+3 votes     mod: Contra
CommanderDef
CommanderDef May 30 2014, 8:38am replied:

*you are

+4 votes     media: Smile.
CommanderDef
CommanderDef May 30 2014, 7:55am says:

Funny that if you use scope, you see everything closer - including areas around the scope. Is there a way to fix this?

+2 votes     media: CoD2 3D scopes
CommanderDef
CommanderDef May 29 2014, 5:42pm says:

My brother used to do this when he was small.

+3 votes     media: have some more humour
CommanderDef
CommanderDef May 29 2014, 5:38pm says:

Three digits is what you usually need, more is a luxury.

+3 votes     media: have some more humour
CommanderDef
CommanderDef May 28 2014, 6:05am replied:

Since they always land on Manhattan...poor guys...

+1 vote     media: have some more humour
CommanderDef
CommanderDef May 28 2014, 5:48am says:

Wow, reason! He is soooo romantic.

+3 votes     media: Laugh.
CommanderDef
CommanderDef May 27 2014, 9:08am says:

Happy New Year!

+7 votes     media: have some tanks
CommanderDef
CommanderDef May 27 2014, 6:13am replied:

@DablackSun

If you want anyone to take your comment seriously, you should give specific example. If your AI just stands there, you did something wrong with installation (probably renaming the Script folder). Or you are using unofficial maps.

+2 votes     mod: Contra
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