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.Clash Oct 20 2013, 9:39pm says:

Here we see a guardsman utterly dominating a fire warrior in melee combat.

+13 votes   media: Knifefight
.Clash Nov 7 2012, 2:35am says:


+1 vote   media: Soviet Manticore
.Clash Jun 22 2012, 8:17am says:

spot the lictor

+2 votes   media: Torias Telion
.Clash Jun 4 2012, 5:53pm replied:

chain of command:
The Emperor

+5 votes   media: Whoops
.Clash Apr 27 2012, 7:31pm replied:

is that three times as durable as titanium?

+1 vote   media: Art for all!
.Clash Apr 21 2012, 2:37pm replied:

I provided said indication by writing the most stupid complaint I could think of. If that isn't enough for you then you should start ignoring stupid comments that offend you.

+5 votes   media: AKS74U work in progress
.Clash Apr 9 2012, 4:53pm buried:


0/5 bad texture stopped tracking

-15 votes   media: AKS74U work in progress
.Clash Mar 5 2012, 4:55pm says:

That is clearly a Khorne Berzerker.

+1 vote   media: Chaos marines
.Clash Mar 4 2012, 8:49pm says:

she looks like she's 12 years old with huge breasts...

+3 votes   media: Female Inquisitor...
.Clash Feb 21 2012, 5:43pm replied:


+1 vote   media: Space hockey 40k
.Clash Jan 21 2012, 2:26pm says:


+1 vote   media: pics, pics, pics
.Clash Dec 31 2011, 12:16pm says:

this may be the absolute worst file on the site.

-1 votes   download: Custom Amnesia Menu Background
.Clash Dec 22 2011, 7:58pm replied:

the joke

your head

+1 vote   media: NPC Models
.Clash Dec 21 2011, 5:02pm replied:

no they arent ******* i made halo

halo is the one with the terran marines

0 votes   media: NPC Models
.Clash Dec 21 2011, 3:32am replied:

no it's from fallout

the space marines wear it

+3 votes   media: NPC Models
.Clash Nov 22 2011, 5:34pm says:

Does this look like the cover of the old necron codex to anyone else? Or is that the point...

+1 vote   media: Of Orks & Dark Eldar
.Clash Nov 16 2011, 8:06pm replied:

skyrim skyrim?

+8 votes   article: Soon.
.Clash Oct 29 2011, 9:06pm says:

elbows too pointy

+1 vote   media: Mostly characters
.Clash Oct 29 2011, 9:03pm replied:

These new codexes have brought me no pleasure whatsoever.

+2 votes   media: Necron Overlord
.Clash Oct 29 2011, 4:16pm replied:

Um, you do realize that Exterminatus on Terra is completely out of the question?

In other news, I saw some Ordo Xenos ships heading for earth last night. I expected the Ordo Malleus/Hereticus, but then I realized that if Matt Ward was under the influence of the dark gods, he would make things MORE grimdark, and less reminscent of MLP:40k.

Anyways, moment of silence for the C'tan.

+7 votes   media: Necron Overlord
.Clash Oct 26 2011, 9:09pm replied:

We will have to deliver an atomic cleansing followed by another atomic cleansing, to cleanse those who were mutated.

+4 votes   media: Mostly characters
.Clash Oct 26 2011, 4:51pm says:

12 year old Yarrick?


+8 votes   media: Mostly characters
.Clash Oct 24 2011, 6:39pm says:


+3 votes   media: enjoy
.Clash Sep 19 2011, 8:37pm replied:

Yeah, they're obviously Tzeentch demons.

+3 votes   media: updated Slaanesh 7 (1.5)
.Clash Aug 30 2011, 3:05pm says:

Shotgun shotgun? Please, do tell!

+1 vote   media: [WIP]Nimble Weapon Ordering
.Clash Jul 1 2011, 1:15pm replied:

You know that the AA12 is a prototype of the USAS, right?

-4 votes   media: New Usas 12
.Clash May 22 2011, 3:59pm replied:

It's a joke.

+2 votes   media: My Point Booster...
.Clash May 11 2011, 5:34pm says:

DAT ***

+7 votes   media: the Brass Scorpion
.Clash Apr 20 2011, 9:22pm says:

A sword? Armor? A toothbrush?

+2 votes   media: Detail shot
.Clash Jan 6 2011, 2:05am replied:


+4 votes   media: Lost Alpha
.Clash Dec 19 2010, 12:18am replied:

Yea, like, 20.

+3 votes   article: Desura is launching!
.Clash Jul 27 2010, 9:05pm says:

Why the hell does everyone rate beta content low? Beta weapon are awesome.

+2 votes   download: HL2 Beta Weapon Sounds MUST HAVE MY WEAPONS
.Clash Jul 18 2010, 3:40pm says:

Don't really see any difference :/

0 votes   media: IQM vs MD2
.Clash Jul 8 2010, 6:06pm replied:

Hey it's that guy that made Lurk.

And everyone who can't download it, click on this <---SUPER SECRET DOWNLOAD LINK OMAGAWD NO WAI!

+4 votes   download: Modular Combat 2.0.0 Full Version (Zipped)
.Clash Jun 17 2010, 8:45pm replied:

He's a wolf, what do you expect?

+1 vote   download: Anthro Hands v.1
.Clash Jun 7 2010, 5:52pm says:


+2 votes   media: BETA 1.2 - RELEASE DATE ANNOUNCEMENT
.Clash Jun 6 2010, 5:21pm says:

does it shoot guns and blow things up??

+1 vote   media: Media Release - Inner Sphere Uziel
.Clash May 31 2010, 9:21pm says:

I believe those are machines of guns that there be holding, correct me?

-1 votes   media: oc_starship_troopers Machinegunning
.Clash Apr 18 2010, 3:54pm says:

The pseudogiant in the preview picture seems quite happy to see you.

+1 vote   media: Clear Sky Complete Mutants Breaching the Perimeter
.Clash Mar 15 2010, 9:41pm replied:

Then same thing, but replace me with him/his and I am with he is. Good day sir.

+1 vote   download: Broom instead of Crowbar
.Clash Mar 5 2010, 12:41am says:

If you play this, please leave some feedback, can't make changes if I don't know what to change.

+1 vote   download: StarCraft: Malediction BETA 1.2
.Clash Mar 4 2010, 5:35pm replied:

Please specify where you would like me to get out of. I am currently in the basement of my mother's house, would you like me to leave the basement or the house? If it is the latter, then I suppose you are willing to let me live in your house?

+1 vote   download: Broom instead of Crowbar
.Clash Mar 1 2010, 4:54pm replied:

Somebody would probably "waste time" to do something like this if they wanted a broom to replace the crowbar in Half-Life.

+3 votes   download: Broom instead of Crowbar
.Clash Feb 2 2010, 7:25pm replied:

So, should I lower the canister rifle(ghost) range? Or do you literally mean bomb(Nukes)? Cause I drastically increases the sight range. Didn't think that would affect nukes.

+1 vote   mod: Starcraft: Malediction
.Clash Nov 27 2009, 5:57pm says:

This is probably the smartest player I've seen in the game, beats me all the time.

+2 votes   media: Player of the Week #2: Decker
.Clash Aug 16 2011, 2:42am replied:

It isn't a teaser, it's a teaster.

+1 vote   media: mass wars teaser trailer
.Clash Aug 14 2011, 12:22am says:

This was tricky to fap to, but I pulled it off.

0 votes   media: Combine Soldier WIP
.Clash Aug 9 2011, 4:03am replied:

The armor and sword look amazing but the human face with that expression made this hilarious.

+4 votes   media: Eldar howling banshee
.Clash Aug 9 2011, 4:01am says:


+1 vote   media: Eldar howling banshee
.Clash Aug 9 2011, 3:57am replied:

Beat the game 3 times, and follow a different path each time.

+1 vote   game: E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy
.Clash Aug 9 2011, 3:55am replied:

The one in the release article under the trailer reminds me of the AC boxart, other than that, no.

+2 votes   game: E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy
.Clash Aug 9 2011, 3:35am replied:

That wasn't a compliment.

+7 votes   download: Half-Life Weapons Reorigined
.Clash Aug 1 2011, 5:29pm says:

Pro=payed. People will pay me to play if I do all of that?

+2 votes   article: How To Be Pro At Call of duty Black Ops
.Clash Jul 31 2011, 10:53pm replied:

Yamato cannon online.

+3 votes   media: Some WIP Work by Muffin
.Clash Jul 31 2011, 4:08pm says:

Stolen from stalker but I HAVE always wanted a stalker RTS so I ain't complaining.

+1 vote   media: Chernobyl - Lost Riddles | New Character
.Clash Jul 28 2011, 7:32pm says:

Looks good...

But is it operational?

+7 votes   media: Some WIP Work by Muffin
.Clash Jul 12 2011, 6:52pm replied:

Those look pretty average size to me. And most women, even outside of the media have breasts.

+5 votes   media: Sisters of battle
.Clash Jul 9 2011, 11:58pm says:

Text ruined it.

+2 votes   download: ThunderSnipe
.Clash Jul 8 2011, 2:59pm says:

This was awesome, thanks :P

Protoss time!

+1 vote   download: Starcraft II Zerg Wings of Liberty
.Clash Jul 8 2011, 1:30pm replied:

When a chainaxe isn't enough, grow a hundred tentacles so you can hold 100 of them.

+1 vote   media: warhammer 40k
.Clash Jul 8 2011, 1:26pm says:

The G36 scope on the F2000 is a placeholder, right?

+2 votes   media: East Pripyat - Mappack Trailer 1
.Clash Jul 6 2011, 3:26pm says:

Not really a fan of this SIG skin, looks too much like a controller.

+1 vote   media: TEST-MAPPACK Addition 2 - Pripyat
.Clash Jul 1 2011, 10:00am replied:

Just stop following, you're like this with everything :/

+6 votes   article: Modular Combat 2.0.6
.Clash Jun 30 2011, 6:26pm replied:

Especially on steam. F2P games, then TF2 for free, and now this.

+1 vote   article: Source SDK to fly free, our mod's mention on Rock Paper Shotgun
.Clash Jun 22 2011, 8:08pm says:

this mod is gonna suck if the humans don't have eyes because then the ai would be all "wtf shoot at him" and then they would hear a burger and they would think it space ship and shoot that instead.

and did you think out the creams? you gotta have detail creams for winner

-3 votes   mod: Tales from the Galactopticon
.Clash Jun 22 2011, 2:00pm replied:

Yeah, legs suck ***.

+2 votes   game: Alliance of Valiant Arms
.Clash May 26 2011, 6:16pm replied:

It's getting too hot!

+1 vote   media: Canister Rifle
.Clash May 23 2011, 3:07am replied:

You see this? This here? What you just typed?

You just made him a toasted turkey sandwich with gravy on it, with a plate of freshly cooked assorted vegetables to go with it. You also gave him an expensive fancy glass filled with expensive fancy champagne, with everything sat upon a table made of gold and encrusted with rubies, emeralds and diamonds.

+8 votes   mod: Action Halflife 2
.Clash May 18 2011, 3:38pm says:

What about the strict "No Shooting" rule on duty territory? You know, the one they kill you for?

+2 votes   media: Military at the bar
.Clash May 6 2011, 5:09pm says:



+2 votes   media: Grey Knights
.Clash May 5 2011, 9:28am says:

The quote's wrong.

+8 votes   download: g-man wallpaper
.Clash Mar 23 2014, 6:03am replied:


+1 vote   media: Imperial Fleet
.Clash Jan 2 2014, 7:50pm says:

Metal as ****.

+1 vote   media: First image drop for 2014
.Clash Dec 22 2013, 9:42pm says:




+2 votes   media: Gloryous carnage.
.Clash Dec 20 2013, 8:10pm says:

That poor lictor...

+6 votes   media: The galaxy is not a friendly place
.Clash Oct 6 2013, 11:02pm replied:


+2 votes   download: zX3pLeELITEXz's TXP "PrOcD" (Still Updating)
.Clash Jul 29 2013, 2:59pm says:


+1 vote   media: Have some 40k
.Clash Dec 23 2012, 12:16am replied:

Correct me if I'm wrong but I was under the impression that this mod is a total conversion.

+1 vote   article: Mechanized Warfare inbound
.Clash Oct 24 2012, 8:47pm says:

God damn, what the hell dude, remove this or I'm reporting it. That part of the end scared the **** out of me.

+10 votes   article: Pretty Scary Update incoming… scare us silly!
.Clash Sep 29 2012, 12:39pm replied:


+1 vote   media: Pwned
.Clash Sep 29 2012, 11:18am says:

I can't seem to join either of the CozWorld servers running tarsis ultra, I get disconnected with an error saying that my ex_tarsis_ultra.bsp differs from the server's. Is there a problem on my end or has the server updated improperly? I've tried both the .zip and the installer.

I can join ChromeAngel's server fine, but that's running Lycantium atm.

+2 votes   download: Exterminatus Beta 7.0 (Zip)
.Clash Sep 14 2012, 2:13pm says:


You're lying!

+113 votes   article: Black Mesa v1.0 released
.Clash Aug 31 2012, 6:59pm replied:

I think it would be cool to have a man with broken legs being forced to repair guns for the bandits(guess who broke his legs).

+3 votes   article: Updating Characters
.Clash Aug 19 2012, 6:35pm replied:


+5 votes   media: 40k art by Yogh-art
.Clash Jul 26 2012, 2:38pm says:

Badass librarian casting spells atop a Reaver?

...Or unlucky marine hit by lightning while titan-surfing?

+7 votes   media: Pictures coming up
.Clash Jul 17 2012, 8:51am replied:

It looks radical. That is good.

+6 votes   download: Half-Life 2 Beta
.Clash Jul 9 2012, 12:09am says:

word bearers

best bearers

+5 votes   media: 40k
.Clash Jun 7 2012, 2:01pm replied:

Yes you can. You can see a titan.

+3 votes   media: Cadian charge
.Clash May 31 2012, 1:53pm says:

The colour reminds me of Dark Seed.

+1 vote   media: Art by Jubjubjedi
.Clash May 20 2012, 1:54am replied:

So it's legal to download Deus Ex Human Revolution if I already own Deus Ex?

Cool logic.

-4 votes   download: New Gman HL2 for HL1DM
.Clash May 9 2012, 4:56am replied:

No! Must... React... Rationally...




+7 votes   media: Some actual heresy...
.Clash May 1 2012, 5:41pm says:


+2 votes   media: Art by Toptimus Primus
.Clash Apr 14 2012, 10:49am says: +1 vote   media: ....
.Clash Mar 14 2012, 4:49pm replied:

That's Boreale.

+2 votes   media: DA
.Clash Mar 5 2012, 4:54pm says:

Chaos Space Marines = best Chaos Space.


+1 vote   media: Chaos marines
.Clash Mar 5 2012, 4:49pm replied:

Nothing needs some "WUBWUBWUB"

+1 vote   media: Tron 40k
.Clash Feb 24 2012, 5:07pm replied:

It's more original. As of now the villagers are mute, have an odd appearance, are unable to defend themselves, and are able to construct bigass rock monsters to do so.

Pretty damn mysterious.

+2 votes   article: Minecraft Snapshot 12w08a
.Clash Jan 21 2012, 2:25pm says:

are those dual-leg-******?

+1 vote   media: slaaneshi havoc
.Clash Jan 20 2012, 5:51pm says:

Titans - For when the imperium gets lazy and goes for the effortless victory

+3 votes   media: Titan
.Clash Jan 19 2012, 12:20am says:

hardcROEst mode was FINALE RELESED!1

10/10, how play

+1 vote   article: release day
.Clash Jan 18 2012, 9:39pm says:


that's awesome.

+6 votes   media: Lost Alpha - 2012 January
.Clash Jan 8 2012, 9:04pm says:

no way

+3 votes   download: Dawn Of Warhammer 40k 2: Warpstorm Over Aurelia
.Clash Dec 31 2011, 7:03am replied:


+1 vote   media: Suffer not the smurf to live...
.Clash Dec 21 2011, 2:57am says:

"I think you're cute too, AK74. Teehee"

+6 votes   media: AK74 tells Army man an interesting story
.Clash Dec 21 2011, 1:21am says:

dat metro

+7 votes   media: NPC Models
.Clash Dec 5 2011, 12:13am says:

*Reads description*

Hm, this sounds interesting.

*Scrolls down*


+3 votes   download: RottenTurtle
.Clash Nov 25 2011, 11:38pm replied:

you have to be dovahkiin

+2 votes   media: Meat Wagon
.Clash Nov 23 2011, 8:28am says:

never seen soul grinder art before, looks terrifying.

+3 votes   media: random pictures
.Clash Nov 23 2011, 8:12am replied:

elbows too pointy

+1 vote   media: Of Orks & Dark Eldar
.Clash Nov 19 2011, 3:27pm says:


+3 votes   media: Orc Armour
.Clash Nov 16 2011, 10:56pm replied:

people are mad because we are implying that minecraft is not the only good game in existence.

+24 votes   article: Soon.
.Clash Nov 2 2011, 11:24pm replied:

no ****

+3 votes   media: we're boned
.Clash Oct 31 2011, 12:34am says:



Yeah I'd totally do a banshee.

+12 votes   media: heresy explained
.Clash Oct 26 2011, 4:53pm replied:

Wow, sexist!


(not really, bolter bitches lolololololololol)

+3 votes   media: Mostly characters
.Clash Oct 25 2011, 4:56pm replied:

Wait, I thought that was a dude...

+2 votes   media: enjoy
.Clash Oct 19 2011, 11:00pm replied:

"Anyone for a spot of tea?"


I never clicked reply :/

+1 vote   media: Bloodthirster!
.Clash Oct 9 2011, 5:32am says:

mmmm... itz gud, but needz more dakka.

+1 vote   media: Wazdakka
.Clash Sep 23 2011, 6:05pm replied:


+1 vote   media: Nuclear Dawn - Circle of Life Tutorial
.Clash Sep 15 2011, 11:29pm replied:

1. Fried chicken ice cream would be ******* awesome
2. It doesn't matter. Heresy is heresy, even if you aren't heretical on the battlefield. BLAM

+9 votes   media: Due to recent picture posts...
.Clash Sep 10 2011, 7:00pm replied:


+11 votes   media: Imperial God Machines
.Clash May 4 2011, 5:03pm replied:

Neither of those. They are possessed marines.

+3 votes   media: Small Update: Daemonic Turrets
.Clash Apr 30 2011, 10:41pm replied:



I fourth that.

+9 votes   media: New Race: Daemons!
.Clash Apr 25 2011, 6:12pm says:

He'd better not miss.

+10 votes   media: VIP Tantive IV
.Clash Apr 12 2011, 5:01pm replied:

Oh wow. That's amazing.

+1 vote   media: M84 FLashbang
.Clash Apr 4 2011, 3:27am replied:

I HIGHLY doubt that EVERYBODY ON THIS SITE has seen this before. And if you don't care about new models/skins, then when you see "3 new addons", simple click "Clear".

+3 votes   download: Mr. Friendly for Zombie
.Clash Apr 3 2011, 12:17am replied:

lol, if you don't want HL1 updates then don't track HL1.

I really don't understand why people don't appreciate beta content, Valve cut a lot of cool **** from HL1.

+2 votes   download: Mr. Friendly for Zombie
.Clash Apr 1 2011, 7:44pm replied:

Way to not read the description.

+1 vote   download: Cobra
.Clash Mar 19 2011, 12:13am says:

Rise and shine, Mr. Solomon. Rise, and, shine.

+23 votes   media: APB
.Clash Mar 7 2011, 7:53pm says:

Dawwww :(

Well good luck with whatever you're working on now.

+1 vote   article: Post Mortem
.Clash Mar 4 2011, 4:26am replied:

If it's yours, just select it and press delete.

That goes for anything, by the way.


+3 votes   media: Defensive Walls In Game
.Clash Mar 4 2011, 4:14am says:

I think he's trying to tell us something... I think he's trying to tell us that there is a slight chance that maybe the password for Release Candidate 4530 might possibly even be 'red unz goes fasta'...

Also, 'red unz goes fasta' is most likely a password for something, and chances are that the aforementioned password, 'red unz goes fasta', is probably for Release Candidate 4530, which incase you didn't know is a download for this mod that has a password(maybe 'red unz goes fasta'?), that can be downloaded here, but only opened if you have the password, and recent studies have shown that however slight, there is a chance that the password(red unz goes fasta) to open it(Release Candidate 4530), might just be 'red unz goes fasta'.

We interrupt this message as Warboss 'Ardjaw is about to broadcast a global warning to all da boyz:

Oi, so, ya, da passwurd for da Release Candidate 4530, it be 'red unz goes fasta'.

red unz goes fasta

+3 votes   article: The password for Release Candidate 4530 is 'red unz goes fasta!'
.Clash Feb 14 2011, 4:56pm replied:

Don't think that's a gun.

+1 vote   media: Alien Weapons Revealed!
.Clash Jan 24 2011, 5:52pm says:

You know it's atmospheric as **** when the sky is purple.

+2 votes   media: Some shots/ Mainmenu ;)
.Clash Jan 9 2011, 7:12am replied:

Not anymore it seems :D

+3 votes   media: Lost Alpha - Happy New Year 2011!
.Clash Nov 12 2010, 5:30pm replied:

Like with his missile launcher?

+1 vote   media: Director's Cut 2010
.Clash Nov 11 2010, 6:05pm says:

From an incomplete Half-Life 1 mod, to this. Amazing.

One question though, couldn't those 3 guys could have gotten away much easier if they had just used their jetpacks in the first place? The slow guy would have survived :(

-1 votes   media: Director's Cut 2010
.Clash Oct 27 2010, 3:56am replied:

Actually, snorks don't have masks over their mouths, just their eyes.

+2 votes   media: Call of Pripyat Complete Snork Idle Breathing
.Clash Oct 23 2010, 12:28am says:

Is that...

+2 votes   media: Locked cars
.Clash Oct 8 2010, 12:30am replied:

lol @ homophobia

+1 vote   media: Super Twin
.Clash Oct 2 2010, 12:07am says:

First download, I can haz soopir secret VIP module that makes me regenerate 500 health per nanosecond and do 50000% damage with all weapons/modules?

But in all seriousness you guys went from 1.76 to 2.0.0 to 2.0.1 to 2.0.3, I'm guessing next update will be 2.0.4 and then

+1 vote   download: Modular Combat 2.0.3 Update (Zipped)
.Clash Oct 1 2010, 11:56pm says:

Well, I'm excited to try this, mainly because of the monster changes and the new take on playstyle, but I would not have removed regeneration altogether. I instead would have made it so that you don't start regenerating until it's been about 5 seconds since you took any damage. This is because even if you had low-level regeneration in previous versions, it would still be hard to get your health back without dying.

However, I suppose this will make the HEALD module much more popular and useful, since it will now be a necessity for most balanced suits. That being said, I'm actually starting to like the idea of replacing regen with HEALD. It will heal you much faster, but require you to pay close attention to your health.

Gonna go play ModCom for 3 days nonstop to see how it is.

+2 votes   article: Modular Combat 2.0.3: Back to basics.
.Clash Aug 26 2010, 3:51am says:

Just out of curiousity, why are you so against Oblivion Lost? In one of your posts you call it a rip-off, and I'm just curious as to what it has "ripped off", as I haven't really seen any mods like it.

Also, black tits are generally bigger than white tits, and also tend to have larger nipples. Could you explain this, and tell me which you would prefer aswell? Thanks.

+1 vote   member: Rahu_X
.Clash Aug 20 2010, 11:28pm says:


I can't wait to play this, one of the most original mods I've seen for a long time

-4 votes   article: Overwatch's Public Release is LIVE!
.Clash Aug 4 2010, 4:08am says:

YES! YES! I've always wanted to ride one of these...

+1 vote   media: VultureWIP
.Clash Jul 31 2010, 2:17am replied:

He didn't make that, I think valve did.

+1 vote   download: Consul skin
.Clash Jul 30 2010, 7:00pm replied:


+2 votes   media: low poly Humvee with no turret
.Clash Jul 15 2010, 11:25pm says:

YES! Thank you. And who the hell keeps rating these 1? Beta weapons are awesome.

+5 votes   download: Beta Physics For Gravity Gun
.Clash Jun 14 2010, 3:17am says:

:/ Holden you ****ing *******. You leave us here, waiting for an SOC mod, and then when you finally release it, you release it for STALKER IV. Like, seriously? You seriously think we'll believe that SOC can look that ****ing good, with it's super-epic 3D icons, ultra-sexy weapon animations and mega-cool dymanic HUDs. Yea, right.


+5 votes   article: L.U.R.K. 1.1 - Prerelease Major Announcement
.Clash Jun 8 2010, 7:51pm replied:

You obviously aren't supposed to use each and every one of them... Only the ones you find useful. inb4 NONE OF THEM R USEFUL OMAGAWD!!!, yes, alot of them are.

+1 vote   download: 1337 Board v6
.Clash Jun 6 2010, 12:24am buried:


where his *****

-20 votes   media: Super Twin
.Clash Jun 2 2010, 4:58pm says:

Good sir, I would like to inform you that your ***** is small.

+2 votes   member: KinG^Ace
.Clash Jun 1 2010, 2:39am says:

Anyways, to avoid a Butter Breakdown, I preform a procedure I call a "Liftoff". The Liftoff is when you have an ****** while chugging down a mixture of Scotch, Gin and semen(I will explain where I get this later). I have a machine I call a "Shuttle" that holds the bottle(or whatever the hell I'm drinking it out of) in place, and flips through my favorite porn sites on my computer.

Now back to the semen. 4 years ago, I would just steal some from my local sperm bank, and just add it to the mix. But one day I went there to get some while I was already REALLY F*CKING HIGH, and I stayed there all night(until the janitor saw me and called the cops) slathering semen all over my naked body and licking it off. Ever since then cops watch and follow me whenever I leave my house. Now, in order to get the semen ino the mix, I have to actually get my OWN semen into my mouth when I *********. But not much, because as soon as that formula gets down my throat, the liftoff is complete. I am now IN ORBIT.

The amount of *** in my nuts determines how long this lasts, as the ****** I have in the liftoff procedure DOESN'T STOP UNTIL I RUN OUT. Fortunate for me, the *********** slows down about 90% once I have reached this state(Or maybe time itself, I dunno). So here I am, in a constant ******. ***. EVERYWHERE. I will often start to dance and sing, and, well, go on the internet and porninate and troll at the same time. Then I get up, run outside, and "Leave the Universe".

What happens in this state? I don't know. All I know is, I'm out in public somewhere. Usually, I wake up somewhere totally different from last time. Once, I woke up in my mother's house with my ***** pierced through my dogs skull. I'll never forget ButterBottom...

Well, that's all I really have to say about my "Adventures". I'm proud to have been approved by such a legendary Wizard. So legendary, that Moddb thinks he became a Wizard... well, yesterday now.

I wish you an intense, raging ******.

+2 votes   member: Tim_the_Wizard
.Clash May 31 2010, 9:20pm replied:

The spew that comes from the bullox.

+1 vote   media: oc_starship_troopers shitstorm
.Clash May 24 2010, 4:22pm replied:


-1 votes   article: Hi there!
.Clash May 24 2010, 1:47am says:

"...I chose the music and I understand that it is to most people’s distaste but I cannot make everyone happy..."

No. Wrong. Kill yourself. The strokes are awesome. Everyone likes them. Anyone who doesn't is a terrorist.

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.Clash May 21 2010, 2:21am says:

Oh my... I hope my PC can handle this awesomeness!

+1 vote   media: L.U.R.K. 1.1 Images
.Clash May 3 2010, 11:30pm replied:

Let's drink to him once more, he was a good stalker.

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.Clash May 1 2010, 2:31am replied:

Yea, alot of the weapons are just... Bad. I did like the MG3, but only in hardcore. Last time I checked, 10 bullets from an LMG into your chest kills you. And hell, the MG3 isn't an LMG, it's a BFG.

+1 vote   article: L.U.R.K.: What The Hell is Going On?
.Clash May 1 2010, 1:57am replied:

I see. I've never really only used one weapon exclusively, I'm trying to get gold on everything. Shotguns are giving me a hard time, though. I was quite ****** off after going through days of raging and desk-hitting getting bronze with all of them, only to find out you can't get stars with the M1 or the tracer dart.

+2 votes   article: L.U.R.K.: What The Hell is Going On?
.Clash May 1 2010, 1:14am replied:

DAMN. So i herd u liek AN94s. If only the AN94 in stalker wouldn't jam every 4 shots.

+1 vote   article: L.U.R.K.: What The Hell is Going On?
.Clash May 1 2010, 12:56am says:

Wow, pefrect timing, I was just about to start playing this.

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.Clash Apr 30 2010, 11:37pm says:

Well, good sir, this sounds alot more fun than bad company 2 to me! And prepare for boredom once you unlock everything.

+2 votes   article: L.U.R.K.: What The Hell is Going On?
.Clash Apr 23 2010, 4:59pm says:

This looks really good, hope you guys get help. Good luck.

+1 vote   article: CS:AfterSource-Developer need really help
.Clash Apr 8 2010, 9:02pm says:

>:/ processing.

I look forward to said "Real footage", though.

+1 vote   media: Random Gameplay (Beta 1.2)
.Clash Mar 19 2010, 11:05pm says:

I hope quick match will work for me now... I wanna play ranked :(

+1 vote   article: Aliens vs. Predator PC Patch 3 Notes
.Clash Mar 4 2010, 5:30pm replied:

What is this I don't even

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.Clash Mar 2 2010, 8:54pm replied:


+1 vote   mod: Death From Above
.Clash Mar 1 2010, 3:16am replied:

A broom replaces the crowbar. If you download and install this correctly for the game Half-Life, and you play Half-Life, then when the time comes when the protagonist, Gordon Freeman, played by you, will find and be able to use a broom, instead of a crowbar. Does that clear things up for you? Do you understand now? If not, please email me @ and I will try to go into more detail about this Half-Life addon.

Sincerely, Internet Smartass.

+7 votes   download: Broom instead of Crowbar
.Clash Feb 27 2010, 5:07pm says:

:D I R FAMUS!!! Oh, and you don't have to call me .Clash, the . was just because the name was taken.

+1 vote   media: New Version on the way!
.Clash Feb 25 2010, 11:52pm says:

So when are they gonna fix the fact that it won't let me play multiplayer for no reason whatsoever?

+1 vote   article: Aliens vs. Predator PC Patch Incoming
.Clash Feb 14 2010, 4:11am replied:

I'm pretty sure I do...

+2 votes   article: STORY
.Clash Jan 26 2010, 9:03pm replied:

That sounds terrible and awesome looking. Do this.

+8 votes   media: The Ghost
.Clash Jan 17 2010, 3:13am says:

This sounds amazing! One question though, will the goun animations be changed in 1.1? Because I ******* love them in the current version.

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.Clash Dec 15 2009, 8:04pm replied:


+4 votes   download: Time slow script for all source games
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