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.Clash
.Clash Sep 26 2014, 5:05pm says:

lmao EPIC xDDDDDDDDD

+1 vote   media: Lol, just....EPIC!
.Clash
.Clash Jul 9 2013, 12:00pm says:

Useful, thanks.

+2 votes   download: S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl gamedata
.Clash
.Clash Sep 29 2012, 1:51pm says:

And now whenever I join ChromeAngel's server after some people join, hl2.exe stops working. Wonderful.

+2 votes   download: Exterminatus Beta 7.0 (Zip)
.Clash
.Clash May 31 2012, 1:55pm says:

jesus christ that's horrifying

+1 vote   media: Art by Jubjubjedi
.Clash
.Clash May 31 2012, 1:52pm replied:

Yeah, I think we can all tell where this is going...

+1 vote   media: Art by Jubjubjedi
.Clash
.Clash May 15 2012, 5:07pm replied:

I'm not to sure I prefer them to the old style, but hate is a very strong word. They're still super badass zombie laser robots from space.

+1 vote   media: Synaptic Disintegrator
.Clash
.Clash Apr 16 2012, 1:23pm says:

inquisition

best uisition

+1 vote   media: ...
.Clash
.Clash Apr 14 2012, 2:04pm says:

IT'S A TRAP!

+8 votes   media: Let's fix the silence
.Clash
.Clash Apr 14 2012, 10:50am says:

Well that was rude.

+10 votes   media: Wilson Chronicles : 4th Anniversary
.Clash
.Clash Mar 14 2012, 4:53pm says:

Pump station?

More like Wow that looks pretty damn good hope this place has something interesting about it unlike in clear sky cause I always thought that it would make a good HQ for a small faction or group of loners and that loner looking off into the distance makes me hopeful for the latter Station!

+3 votes   media: Pump Station
.Clash
.Clash Feb 6 2012, 8:34pm says:

When the floor has a mouth, with bigass teeth, who ya gonna call?

ORDO MALLEUS!

+6 votes   media: Grey Knights
.Clash
.Clash Feb 1 2012, 4:37am replied:

Bottom line is, you have to buy HL2 to own this. If you haven't bought HL2, and you download this mod, it's pretty much piracy.

+1 vote   download: Combine Player Model
.Clash
.Clash Jan 25 2012, 4:55pm says:

hot

+1 vote   media: Plague Mehreenz
.Clash
.Clash Jan 19 2012, 1:31pm says:

that man is always ready

+1 vote   media: 40k, 40k, 40k
.Clash
.Clash Jan 12 2012, 8:41pm says:

You make the color of **** look like a glorious golden meal fit for gods.

Gods that eat with their eyes.

+7 votes   media: Fight for survival
.Clash
.Clash Jan 9 2012, 5:45pm says:

the exo/military helmets look hilarious with that suit

+10 votes   media: Bandits
.Clash
.Clash Jan 3 2012, 1:22pm says:

1337, Over 9000, hotkey>Z<(why), the three things that tell me not to download this.

+5 votes   download: Elements of War 1337 Board v8
.Clash
.Clash Dec 21 2011, 5:00pm replied:

GENIUS

+4 votes   media: Artifact Detector
.Clash
.Clash Dec 21 2011, 3:34am says:

selling hookers for a hundred sausages?

+1 vote   media: shfhs
.Clash
.Clash Dec 21 2011, 2:53am replied:

or maybe it's from another game entirely

we'll never know

+2 votes   media: NPC Models
.Clash
.Clash Dec 8 2011, 1:29am says:

True Nords never back down, truer Nords dual wield axes and kill dragons.

+2 votes   media: Epic Dual Wielding
.Clash
.Clash Nov 28 2011, 5:22pm says:

omgg this action fasted gammplay!!!!

wen is realese dait?

+1 vote   media: deevlpoemtn perveiw
.Clash
.Clash Nov 23 2011, 8:25am says:

lol, nice typo

it's supposed to say "I'll ******* kill you"

+2 votes   media: random pictures
.Clash
.Clash Nov 8 2011, 1:28am says:

NOT ENOUGH PURITY

ADD MORE PURITY SEALS

+5 votes   media: The Carrion Lord of Mankind
.Clash
.Clash Nov 2 2011, 4:48pm says:

That tau is so ******* pleased with himself.

+9 votes   media: Tau xv 9 "Hazard" battlesuit
.Clash
.Clash Oct 26 2011, 4:57pm says:

MULTI MELTA

TITAN ******

+2 votes   media: Mostly characters
.Clash
.Clash Aug 9 2011, 4:03am replied:

The armor and sword look amazing but the human face with that expression made this hilarious.

+4 votes   media: Eldar howling banshee
.Clash
.Clash Aug 9 2011, 4:01am says:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

+1 vote   media: Eldar howling banshee
.Clash
.Clash Aug 9 2011, 3:35am replied:

That wasn't a compliment.

+7 votes   download: Half-Life Weapons Reorigined
.Clash
.Clash Aug 1 2011, 5:29pm says:

Pro=payed. People will pay me to play if I do all of that?

+2 votes   article: How To Be Pro At Call of duty Black Ops
.Clash
.Clash Jul 8 2011, 2:59pm says:

This was awesome, thanks :P

Protoss time!

+1 vote   download: Starcraft II Zerg Wings of Liberty
.Clash
.Clash Jul 8 2011, 1:30pm replied:

When a chainaxe isn't enough, grow a hundred tentacles so you can hold 100 of them.

+1 vote   media: warhammer 40k
.Clash
.Clash Jul 1 2011, 10:00am replied:

Just stop following, you're like this with everything :/

+6 votes   article: Modular Combat 2.0.6
.Clash
.Clash Jun 30 2011, 6:26pm replied:

Especially on steam. F2P games, then TF2 for free, and now this.

+1 vote   article: Source SDK to fly free, our mod's mention on Rock Paper Shotgun
.Clash
.Clash Apr 30 2011, 10:40pm replied:

I hope so :P

+2 votes   media: New Race: Daemons!
.Clash
.Clash Apr 29 2011, 1:25am says:

"Get out."

+33 votes   media: Sentient being
.Clash
.Clash Apr 23 2011, 10:03pm says:

GORDON FREEMAN IS AN INQUISITOR?!

THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!

He purposely caused the resonance cascade to bring the xenos to Terra, so he could destroy them completely. But that was only a small part of the plan, as his true mission was to get the attention of the combine so he could wipe them from the universe, removing a considerable threat to the imperium.

But the person you play as in half life/half life 2 isn't an inquisitor yet, no. Because Gman is actually Gordon from the future, and HE is the inquisitor who went back in time, took control of himself, have himself his sword from the future and sent himself on the aforementioned mission.

Boom. Half-Life explained.

+10 votes   media: Sword_Test
.Clash
.Clash Apr 1 2011, 7:48pm replied:

Nah.

Take three turkeys. Paint "1" on one, "3" on another, and use the third for a family dinner with wine and ****. Take the two you painted numbers on, go to a building at night, when nobody's there, find a way in, put the turkeys inside.

"WHERE IS NUMBER TWO?!"

0 votes   article: Missing Information 1.6 is released!
.Clash
.Clash Mar 11 2011, 10:32pm says:

I have a sinus infection too <3

+1 vote   article: Bi-Monthly Progress Report #2
.Clash
.Clash Mar 10 2011, 4:08am replied:

Props periodically spawn around the map. Each play gets their own room. The objective is to get the most props in your room by the end of the game.

Here's some gameplay footage.
Paradoxdgn.com
Easily the best gamemode if you ask me.

+4 votes   media: Well, do you?
.Clash
.Clash Oct 19 2010, 11:43pm replied:

It's a big blue watery road.

+3 votes   media: Thanatos
.Clash
.Clash Oct 8 2010, 12:41am replied:

Well I wasn't, since SC2 came out, but I'd gladly come back to it if you can suggest any balance changes or additions :D

I actually came back to it to play against AI when I had no internet to play SC2 for a day, and I remember facepalming at how overpowered I made Dragoons and High templar, lol. I'm glad you enjoyed it, I personally think it needs a hell of a lot of work to be anywhere near balanced.

Anyways, if you've got any requests/suggestions, throw 'em at me, I've got several infections so school isn't in the way to stop me from spending hours on my computer doing some old skool modding ;)

0 votes   member: .Clash
.Clash
.Clash Aug 12 2010, 8:07am says:

lol, penises.

+2 votes   media: ORION: Prelude
.Clash
.Clash Jul 27 2010, 1:14am says:

He said it wrong. It's "Wake up and. Smell the ash-ES"

-4 votes   article: Beyond Black Mesa teaser - Inspired by Half-Life
.Clash
.Clash Jul 15 2010, 11:24pm replied:

No sir. It looks beastly. And it sounded powerful as hell.

0 votes   download: Sniper For Crossbow
.Clash
.Clash Jul 4 2010, 5:55pm says:

Tell me one person that would use this.

-1 votes   download: JOIN DestinySpicer2012 Organization B.G
.Clash
.Clash Jun 16 2010, 1:03am replied:

Well, worked for me the third time. Maybe they fixed it?

+1 vote   download: ORION Beta 1.2 [FULL]
.Clash
.Clash Jun 15 2010, 2:35am says:

Gah, keeps getting corrupted or telling me "the source file could not be read".

>:/

0 votes   download: ORION Beta 1.2 [FULL]
.Clash
.Clash Jun 10 2010, 2:07am says:

Aww, that's too bad. I really liked this.

+2 votes   article: The fate of most mods...
.Clash
.Clash Jun 8 2010, 12:42am says:

:|

+3 votes   article: New VIP-Gametype with R2D2 for SWM
.Clash
.Clash Jun 1 2010, 2:40am says:

Well my delicious-feeling hulk of lickability, I would first like to mention that it is indeed quite an honor for you to create a moddb account just to turn yourself into a wizard and therefore be able to "Tim-the-Wizard-Approve" my insightful and constructive posts. This clearly shows me that your ***** is much larger than that of an average adult gorilla, so I congratulate you for that.

If I am wrong and you made an account here for other reasons, please disregard any previous or future compliments.

So, my fine bro, my stories come from a mental reaction that occurs when extensive amounts of LSD are consumed along with 120 kilograms of cocaine. The cocaine must be quickly cosumed before the LSD wears off, or else I will not go into the stage that I like to call "F*cking High". All I can really do in this state is say "Duuuude..." and "Woaaaahhh....maaaannnn...uhhhhhh..".

That's it for step one. Now, to get to the state I like to call "REALLY F*CKING HIGH", I first must be exposed to bright, flashing, colorful lights. I have 8 disco balls installed in my basement for this. At this point I have around 45 seconds before I have what I like to call a "Butter Breakdown", where I will attempt to shave my *** and balls with a pound of butter(used as shaving cream) and a butter knife(used as a razor), and when that happens I usually end up in a hostpital the next 7 months(usual coma duration).

+2 votes   member: Tim_the_Wizard
.Clash
.Clash May 26 2010, 4:18pm says:

EEK! ONLY A YEAR!

+1 vote   article: Haven't forgotten
.Clash
.Clash May 15 2010, 6:33pm says:

So what does this replace?

+1 vote   download: The HL2 Scanner for HL1
.Clash
.Clash May 3 2010, 11:19pm says:

DOGGY!

+1 vote   media: TK2.ZERO gameplay vid pt8
.Clash
.Clash Mar 22 2010, 2:08am says:

HUGZ! :D

0 votes   media: Scale demonstration
.Clash
.Clash Feb 22 2010, 5:45pm says:

D: NO MORE MINIGUN?? THIS IS MADNESS!

-4 votes   article: Delta 6 February 2010 News Update
.Clash
.Clash Jan 20 2010, 12:34am replied:

Yea, me too :/

+2 votes   article: Modular Combat: Thank You So Much!
.Clash
.Clash Nov 1 2009, 3:48am replied:

Pretty badass, eh?

+2 votes   mod: Celerity
.Clash
.Clash Jul 17 2009, 12:18am says:

Hello. I Really like the looks of your Stalker Complete 09 mod, but may I ask if this mod works with OL? If it does, then I am giving you all of my money.

+1 vote   group: Dolgov Studio
.Clash
.Clash Sep 29 2012, 12:39pm replied:

"NO! MY ONLY WEAKNESS! NOW I AM POWERLESS!"

+1 vote   media: Pwned
.Clash
.Clash Sep 29 2012, 11:18am says:

I can't seem to join either of the CozWorld servers running tarsis ultra, I get disconnected with an error saying that my ex_tarsis_ultra.bsp differs from the server's. Is there a problem on my end or has the server updated improperly? I've tried both the .zip and the installer.

I can join ChromeAngel's server fine, but that's running Lycantium atm.

+2 votes   download: Exterminatus Beta 7.0 (Zip)
.Clash
.Clash Sep 23 2012, 3:48am says:

Cryzone fits perfectly, too. It's the zone, on CryEngine :P

+1 vote   article: New location (Swamp)
.Clash
.Clash Sep 20 2012, 9:03pm replied:

The problem with not being able to see your stamina is that you are unable to feel what your character is feeling in real life. It isn't unrealistic to be able to tell how much longer you can run. Heavy breathing/blur could act as a substitute for this, but that may or may not get annoying after a while.

Anyways, I'd much rather they keep the stamina bar, or at least make it optional.

+6 votes   media: Hud
.Clash
.Clash Sep 15 2012, 12:42am says:

ugh, spend half the day downloading only to have to be corrupted.

+3 votes   download: Black Mesa Part 1.zip
.Clash
.Clash Sep 14 2012, 2:13pm says:

********!

You're lying!

+113 votes   article: Black Mesa v1.0 released
.Clash
.Clash Aug 31 2012, 6:59pm replied:

I think it would be cool to have a man with broken legs being forced to repair guns for the bandits(guess who broke his legs).

+3 votes   article: Updating Characters
.Clash
.Clash Aug 19 2012, 6:35pm replied:

"DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING IN THIS SUBSECTOR?! THE **** I PUT UP WITH!"

+5 votes   media: 40k art by Yogh-art
.Clash
.Clash Aug 8 2012, 11:32am replied:

But not as a member of society. If my book or my invisible man tells me to shove my beliefs down your throat it doesn't make it any less obnoxious.

-1 votes   article: UPDATE 08/07/2012: "Good Riddens TW Forum"
.Clash
.Clash Jul 26 2012, 2:38pm says:

Badass librarian casting spells atop a Reaver?

...Or unlucky marine hit by lightning while titan-surfing?

+7 votes   media: Pictures coming up
.Clash
.Clash Jul 17 2012, 8:51am replied:

It looks radical. That is good.

+6 votes   download: Half-Life 2 Beta
.Clash
.Clash Jul 15 2012, 12:12pm says:

He never said the mod was dead, he said that HE was ceasing development.

+2 votes   article: Hello
.Clash
.Clash Jul 12 2012, 5:18am replied:

my sides...

+1 vote   media: Some Tau smashing :3
.Clash
.Clash Jul 9 2012, 12:09am says:

word bearers

best bearers

+5 votes   media: 40k
.Clash
.Clash Jun 30 2012, 1:24am replied:

d'awwww :3

+1 vote   media: Um...heresy...
.Clash
.Clash Jun 22 2012, 8:17am says:

spot the lictor

+2 votes   media: Torias Telion
.Clash
.Clash Jun 9 2012, 3:44pm replied:

Not the weapons, the custom models for the weapons that were already in the game. Like, put the defaults back in.

+1 vote   mod: Swartz Mod
.Clash
.Clash Jun 8 2012, 4:45am says:

Just wanted to drop by to say, although I'm loving the mod, and I know it's a pain in the *** to do, but the misaligned sights on some weapons has really hurt the experience. An inability to aim accurately is an inability to be viable in a game like STALKER, and I think the least you could do is to remove the custom models with misaligned sights entirely and stick to the defaults.

The AK74 especially is one of my favorite early game weapons, and it was quite disheartening to see that I'm better off with the 74u due to its sights being inaccurate.

+1 vote   mod: Swartz Mod
.Clash
.Clash Jun 7 2012, 2:01pm replied:

Yes you can. You can see a titan.

+3 votes   media: Cadian charge
.Clash
.Clash Jun 4 2012, 5:53pm replied:

chain of command:
Commissar
The Emperor
General

+5 votes   media: Whoops
.Clash
.Clash May 31 2012, 1:53pm says:

The colour reminds me of Dark Seed.

+1 vote   media: Art by Jubjubjedi
.Clash
.Clash May 20 2012, 1:54am replied:

So it's legal to download Deus Ex Human Revolution if I already own Deus Ex?

Cool logic.

-4 votes   download: New Gman HL2 for HL1DM
.Clash
.Clash May 9 2012, 4:56am replied:

No! Must... React... Rationally...

GAH

I CAN'T HELP IT

*exterminatus*

+7 votes   media: Some actual heresy...
.Clash
.Clash May 1 2012, 5:41pm says:

(temporarily)

+2 votes   media: Art by Toptimus Primus
.Clash
.Clash Apr 27 2012, 7:31pm replied:

is that three times as durable as titanium?

+1 vote   media: Art for all!
.Clash
.Clash Apr 22 2012, 11:26pm says:

that is the worst controller model I have ever seen

+1 vote   media: AKS74U low finished
.Clash
.Clash Dec 19 2013, 5:20pm replied:

Read the other comments. This affects the modders' careers. It is their intellectual property and they have the rights to it.

+1 vote   article: A Word on Ownership
.Clash
.Clash Apr 1 2011, 7:46pm says:

No it isn't.

0 votes   article: Missing Information 1.6 is released!
.Clash
.Clash Mar 25 2011, 1:23am replied:

*Claps*

Behold! xKoweKx, the legendary LURK troll!

+2 votes   article: L.U.R.K.: Devblog 3/23/11
.Clash
.Clash Jul 26 2010, 6:32am says:

No grey knights? What? But they're the coolest :(

+1 vote   article: Vote for NEW Chapter!
.Clash
.Clash Jun 20 2010, 12:28am replied:

Yea, same here. Complete is great, but it doersn't have much **** YEA. LURK, however, has 80% more **** YEA then Complete, and is therefore **** YEA-tastic.

+10 votes   download: L.U.R.K. 1.1
.Clash
.Clash Jun 6 2010, 8:16pm says:

FFhfhhfHAHAAHHRRIGIGAGHHGHWEGWAHAAAAH. I came.

+5 votes   media: OICW High Poly
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