Me name is Cal, I like bums and joined Jun 12, 2013

Hello, my name is Callum Sharp, I'm a professional writer from south London. I'm working for Maker's Lair at the moment as a director, writer & composition artist. I have created an account here to mix with the other developers & public. Shoot me a message for my CV (Resume`) and maybe we could work together. Also feel free to contact me with regards to jobs you may be seeking. - Due to MODDB errors displaying my email, you can find it here: callum.sharp{at}englandmail.com

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0 comments by 279BusDriver on Jun 23rd, 2014

Just to document

I've spent my last month thinking about writing. I have had a 'half-idea' running through my mind every second of every hour for the last four weeks. And it's really starting to piss me off some. Like, why cant I just act on impulse? Why do I need everything to be 100% perfect for me to feel comfortable enough to write?!

I'm too stubborn with my opportunities. I only want to complete/ do something with effort & intent if all other variables are in place.

Need to speak to a potential employee that could effect the direction of Maker's Lair? Let me just fix-up my gearbox first! (Y)

I need to chill. For fuck sake!

Never the less, I have hope I'll change. Next year. Just let me fix my tight boots first, ...Wait ...FUCK!

Take care, until next time.


23/06/2014, Long live London.
 {Rest can feck themselves}

All blog posts come with a footer of a selected video or image, I want to show. This time, it's an example of an average night on my bus;

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EITY10 Jul 10 2014, 5:27pm says:

I bet you have a black slave in your basement!

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279BusDriver Jul 11 2014, 1:30pm replied:

That's over the line, man, over the line.

I do have a Portuguese one, though.

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EITY10 Jul 2 2014, 11:52am says:

OMG you're so #SWAG

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279BusDriver Jul 2 2014, 5:15pm replied:

Cheers bruv, I've got a knack for this ****. #Nofilta

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EITY10 Jul 4 2014, 4:05am replied:

HOLY COW i can't handle your swagnisity

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279BusDriver Jul 4 2014, 10:44am replied:

Cal is my mid- ...nick name. No, really. Look at the URL.

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merhabi Jul 1 2014, 5:31pm says:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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279BusDriver Jul 3 2014, 10:11am replied:

sinpars, only eebbls can sav us from loom nutty ice creme. all for. whats the song nam? tscos #911

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TKAzA Jun 15 2014, 6:47pm says:

AS evening began falling across London on December 30 1952, bus driver Albert Gunter must have wondered if he’d lapsed into a nightmare as he started driving his Number 78 bus across Tower Bridge straddling the River Thames.

For the centre of the bridge comprises two 30m long hinged bascules (or leaves) that open upwards at over eighty degrees to allow ships to pass through, and to his horror the one he was on was rising at an increasingly sickening angle right under his bus and its twenty passengers.

Making a split-second decision, Albert dropped two gears and gunned the engine of the cumbersome double-decker as fast as it would go – miraculously leaping the vehicle forward from the bascule, and somehow “flying” it through mid-air to drop, deafeningly but still upright, almost two metres down onto the opposite leaf that had not yet begun to rise.

His conductor suffered a broken leg, twelve passengers received minor injuries, and Albert himself was given a ten-pound reward for his heroics (about 150 in today’s money)… with a subsequent inquiry finding the bascule had been raised due to a mix-up amongst staff.

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279BusDriver Jun 16 2014, 9:06am replied:

I appreciated the story, and continued it through a blog post.


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