Greetings, mortal brethren. I am Brosephus, Grandmaster of the Brotherhood of Bros, and Baron of Brosephia. Bear witness, my brothers, that you may know and understand with brotherly understanding, the bravery of all brethren united under Brosephus. Brace yourselves, and bring to bear the brutal brains of our brethren against the befuddled blokes who bray to breach our brotherhood. But be not brash, my brethren. Brawns alone will not bring us victory; nay! Our brotherly brains will break the boorish brigands, and beat the banshees into the broken bramble. Bear the banner of the Bro Brigade with bravado, my brethren, that ye may bring bruising to the brigands that bully your brothers!
For Brosephia!
