BAD THING HAPPEN WIF SHOTGUN, I SHOOT SHOTGUN AND IT PISTOLED! RANT RANT RANT RANT.
I GO BUY VCR, BUT VCR BROKAN. IT SHOW TELVE O COCK DA HOE TIME! JUS LIKE MY BROKEN CLOCK. RANT RANT RANT RANT.
TODAY I GET GIRLFRIEND BUT GIRLFRIEND IS BOY SO AWKWARD. RANT RANT RANT RANT.
TODAY I GET 5 MO' FRIEND ON MYSPACE, I NO IDEA OF WHO THEY ARE. RANT RANT RANT RANT.
VENDING MACHINE ATE MY 25 CEN. RANT RANT RANT RANT.