Randomness of the darkness blog - blackmodeler

Randomly i appeared in the dark shadows of 3 evil grasshoppers. The flies on top of my nose thought i was a chicken, due to my unprecedented cowardliness, my back hit a solid object, but general "Imank" thought i can do better and so a blacksmith came&smashed the wall behind me, while a Flutemaster played a melody that made the time flow slow. My thoughts had just about left the room of confusion when a mouse appeared on my stomach and said:"CLICK ME, CLICK ME". Then a plane crashed, killed the mouse while shouting:"SHUT UP, I dont want to F***ing click you!!!" It dissappeared.
   Then i opened my eyes and listened to the boring words of 'da teacharzzz' again.