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C'mon, Lt.Dann! You're a cat, you should understand.
Maybe the cat is violent, which means he would violently scratch the spy's face, or the spy is allergic to cats.
This image is wild.
I rarely dream. When I do, they make absolutely no sense. Even if they make, I always forget my dreams not long after waking up.
I only remember 2 dreams I ever had. They happened when I was a kid and they were very short. (That's probably the only reason I remember them)
Edit: I also remember very little from another one I had a little while ago, but only the very basic of it.
"Is this the stick you wanted, my lord?"
I was going to say people are stupid, but Elf already said it.
Could someone explain to me exactly what is happening around this dress? I never gave a **** about searching about it and I don't feel like going to the stupid side of the internet.
I only saw an image once and I thought: "Blue and Black. Why did this person ask this? It's obvious..."
If he manages to create a time machine, he doesn't need school. He would just have to stop working on the time machine, it would only be a waste of time, and work on other technological advancements.
But of course, this is a hypothetical scenario, a person that was not intelligent enough to study the first time would not be capable of this.
The intention is what matters, better luck next time!
That's my hopes of having a fun match when I play a multiplayer game with a team full of idiots. They crash to the ground faster than physics would allow.
Or more recently that's me on Payday 2 after getting kicked for no reason. Be it right after joining a lobby or after a while. (It has also happened that I got kicked because someone else ****** up the stealth in a heist)
So, we'll have to wait to see the final version? At least you had the decency of giving us chairs. I feel bad for the people who arrive when all of them have been taken, though...
Looking great as usual!
Indeed. Maxis died a long time ago, they just stopped pulling the strings on its dead corpse.
Ohh, I get it now. I thought it had been some kind of problem during the upload of the images.
Being without electricity sucks, the most I've ever been continuously without it was for some hours (sometimes happening again a few days later, and then again), but never for more than 1 day.
So, it seems things haven't improved a lot since the last time I asked?
It was added at the same time the comment tags ('Author', 'Creator' and 'Staff' for ModDB/IndieDB staff) were added.
They didn't mention it on the news announcing comment tags, but people asked on the comments and they replied.
The news is here, just go down to nearly the bottom of the first page of comments and it's there, replies from TKAzA, Erayser and INtense!.
ModDB removed '- karma' from creators and authors.
Authors are people that posted content. (Like GypsyBastard on this image)
Creators are admins of pages. (Like Sanguinius here on HSP)
You are the admin of your own profile, if you go to the comments there you will see that you can't receive '- karma', just like how I can't receive it on my own profile.
This only applies in places you are an admin or in content you posted, no matter where you posted it. Anywhere else you can still receive '- karma'.
Not just to you.
I guess his room, PC desk and brother will remain as a mystery for us...
Not only Europe and the US, the whole world should unite against them.
It doesn't matter if you are pro-rebel or pro-government in the Syrian Civil War, we all agree that ISIS should be destroyed. ISIS should become nothing but a dark part of history, which would be remembered by nothing but the blood of all their followers splattered on the desert of Syria/Iraq and everywhere else they managed to infect.
I think this actually means that the **** is a pussy...
Delivering shells instead of coal to naughty children!
But it is so good I saw it again.
I try to prevent it from going above 500.
It has been years since the last time I've seen that counter on 0. Not sure if that's a good or a bad thing...
You can also play tennis with the moon.
Then this image is even worse, because there is no person in it. :P
Video game logic is best logic!
"Stop, human, just stop."
Designer #1: Where will we put the filling tube?
Designer #2: Let's put it here. *points at location*
Designer #1: But if we put it there it will look like a *****.
Designer #2: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*Many years later, while reading Designer #2's testament*
...and about that Spider-man ballon I did many years ago, tell the world I did it for the lulz.
Moddb.com Almost 10 minutes to find it again. Why did I waste so much time because of one image? I don't know, probably because cats...
The heresy is a huge turn off, I'm glad to see fellow members of the Master Race agree with this.
PS: I think the video would have been even funnier if the title didn't give away the actual content of it.
Is it hot there now or are you referring to when it's summer? And out of curiosity, what are the highest temperatures you Europeans get?
And living in a city where the summer is hot as ****, I also understand why they would do this.
Depends on who's shooting.
A Stormtrooper would still miss even if he was aiming away from it.
Accident porn? Yeah, right, "accident".
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Only if it's the road's floor, the sidewalk is only for living bodies.
Indeed, I've seen this image a while ago in Portuguese. (obviously, it was another company.)
He then comes back and says that he has changed his mind, and has sex with the 3 women, which was even better than it would have been if he had had sex with them right away, because of the fact the women were even more ***** than before.
"Just as planned..."
I agree with this 110%!
I just searched about this, and, honestly, Fox News being stupid doesn't surprise me, they deserve being mocked at.
Every time something violent of big magnitude happens (things that are out of the ordinary, rare), some people generalize.
I'm surprised they didn't just say that all of Paris is dangerous. xD
Let's be honest, if EA makes another C&C, they are probably going to **** it up, so it's better they don't.
I hope a good developer will buy C&C from EA and bring it back in all its glory. I believe this is the best we can hope for.
Dead or alive, you're coming with me...
It's easier for women to be pretty, but not all are. And most use makeup, even the ones that don't need it (Which makes no sense, because I've heard that makeup speeds the aging of the skin, and for some reason, women that don't need it, use it.)
Emiya-Archer, that's probably why people say "Doesn't matter, had sex".
Spreading the wealth to the proletariat!
It might not work, but it still looks cool.
The joke is that a pokemon named Darude has learned Sandstorm.
Because Darude - Sandstorm.
It's impossible you have never seen this stupid-*** meme somewhere on the internet...
Yeah, doesn't make any sense. But does it only happen in the US or in all english-speaking countries?
The 'Murican Dream has been crushed by those 3 words...
But I humoured, I said that that human being is equal to **** because of how unintelligent he is by putting his head inside a toilet, that's humour.
Honestly, I think the toilet is the one that is full of ****, just look at the size of the stack.
Meanwhile, off the screen:
No. 6: Your time will come No. 5, your time will come...
Yeah, I also never had a woman as a friend.
Well, I only ever had school friends, when they changed school or when I finished school I lost contact.
*plays 'Mr. Lonely' on the background*
*my enemies' kids would love this.
I have another version of this image, smaller in size, but longer, but the file size is bigger than the maximum allowed. :(
He has reached a whole new level of hardcore.
I'm impressed by how you are capable of discovering the gaming preferences of a person by simply reading 3 short sentences that focuses on 1 specific trait of games. Congrats!
Now, sarcasm aside: I like realism in games, but I think people exaggerate by wanting minimalist HUDs in basically every single game (and I'm not referring to realism-focused games).
If I didn't like realistic games, I would not be tracking this game, nor many others I track here on ModDB.
Is it realistic to have ammo and mags counters? No, but there is no way I can look-at-them/feel-the-pocket-with-my-hand to have an idea of the amount of mags I have. Can I mentally count the amount of bullets I've fired? Yes, but besides that soldiers know the weight of their guns loaded and empty, this helps give an idea, and there is no way I can feel the weight of a virtual gun. They can also pop the mag out to see if it's low (I don't know if this could be done on WW2 guns, though), I would love this feature on games.
About the map, if you read the "Heads Up" Dev Blog, you will know there will be a physical map, just like in Far Cry 2, which is one of the many features I love of that game.
About the posture, I never needed anything to tell me that, most games don't even have that. Only a minority of games have that, I have no idea why.
Next time, try not to decipher a person's likes/preferences if you don't know said person, nor has the necessary information to do it, it makes you seem like an arrogant person that thinks you know everything, even if that wasn't your intention.
Really? Is this why people like minimal HUDs so much?
I never had a problem with HUDs, if I need the information, I get it, if I don't, I don't even notice it's there.
You could make an option so that we can choose if we want it always showing or not, it's pretty minimal already, so it would be better to give the choice to the players.
Looks really nice, good job.
It's better to seem stupidly funny than just stupid.
Praise Gaben and you will be rewarded.
Hail the Glorious PC Master Race!
You are asking about their leaving now, that's one thing I would not recommend...
Run for your life!
This gonna be just like that scene from District 9 where they burn the alien's eggs.
These people make no sense, caring so much for the opinion of a bunch of idiots. Some even think about committing suicide, some ACTUALLY COMMIT SUICIDE! I don't understand how somebody can be so sensitive about the opinion of other people.
I can't empathise with these people either. The definition of empathise is: "understand and share the feelings of another". The problem is: I fail to understand these people.
But I will stop right here, this isn't the place to discuss about these things, this is the humor group after all. This would be a good topic for the debate group.
Then it should be either 'DS' or '2<inverted D here>'. :P
Maybe he's like those people that like to have bees on their bodies.
Each to their own, I guess...
Indeed, what Erayser said.
If you think it looks good (Notice that it says 'looks', not 'is'), vote for it. These mods will compete against other unreleased mods that also can't be played, therefore, we also don't know if they are good, only that they look good.
It doesn't matter the PC you can afford, what matters is who you are. My brother and I were in the same situation as you, but we were always loyal to the Master Race, and that's what matters.
It doesn't matter when you buy your gaming PC, PC Gaming and the PC Master Race will not go anywhere.
But always know, that every single member of the Master Race always wishes for the best for its fellow brothers. The PC Master Race will always be on your side.
Looks awesome, tracking. :)
Well, we constantly laugh at people's stupidity here, maybe because those parents are idiots?
So, you only added a little bit of Christmas to your avatar because ads told you it's Christmas, and now you are indirectly telling other people that it's Christmas, because of your slightly modified avatar.
It's an endless circle... Until Christmas is over, of course.
He's British, they don't have Thanksgiving. He's already in the mood for Christmas, just like me. :D
What if that isn't a pregnant woman, but a person mechanically augmented to have Wi-Fi available at all times?
Has technology gone too far?
This gets pretty weird sometimes...
Now, what matters is: Will he succeed?
But if afterlife and god don't exist, when he died, he would not go anywhere, the life of his body would simply end, and he would have never gotten the answer.
Therefore, the fact that the genie killed him serves as a confirmation that, at least, afterlife exists. There he would get the answer if god exists (and if yes, which of the religions was right).
Even worse, the vengeful spirit commanded the spiderlings that were born from her egg nest.
They spread all over his house, got a ride with him to his job, they even found a way to the houses of his friends/family, always on standby, disturbing no other person, awaiting for his arrival, to haunt him...
LISTEN THE PROPHET!
Sometimes, when I go to a video on Machinima Trailer Vault, it uses the old comment system, no one has any idea of why, but if you want to see it, you could try to find a video there that uses it, it's frequent, but not too much.
The rest of the page is still the current one, though, only the comment system is sometimes different.
Have fun there Kalga, I'm gonna get some pussy...
*goes to local pet shop*
We all know that the creators of kid's tv shows/movies always hide innuendos (mostly sexual) on them, that only adults (which nowadays even preteens) understand.
AFAIK, most of these are old fairy tales, so I don't think this applies to them, but I would not be surprised if even the people back then also did that.
This would be among the most amazing trolling/pranks in the history of mankind.
It fits and represents japanese culture (according to stereotypes) really well. xD
It's compact enough, if you look more closely, the tag was added to a small space that already existed. If you use the mouse pointer to measure it, you can see that nearly nothing was added.
Besides, if you see the size of a one-line comment, it's only the necessary for the photo, name/time posted, the comment itself, and the reply/karma at the corner.
The size only increases if it's a big comment, like this one.
It's the Military Police of the state of Rio de Janeiro.
Unless there is someone with a very similar flag, as I can't see it very well in this pic.
Me too. The only problem is that, from what I can see from videos, the movement seems too slow, at least from my preferences.
But I don't see Halo videos for very long, the amount of aim-assist ****** me off. xD
These types of things make me think that grey matter is composed of a rare element that not everyone has access to while developing the brain...
It doesn't matter whether they need it or not, they will get it, eventually...
Unless you are a serial killer...
I've heard this joke a few times, can anybody confirm if it actually happened or not?
Not killing each other is a very important part in any relationship.
Natural Selection taking place, I see.
PS: lol at the world map, not even Alaska is there.
I'm glad this didn't happen with me.
Comment explaining it: Moddb.com
All hail science! For it could explain why Polan can't into space!
Is this you?
The Police Officers probably stay to eat something.
After a quick search of what they sell, I came to the conclusion that their profits would increase exponentially if they sold donuts, they already have the police officers as customers...
Should I feel pity of whom? The T-rex or the Hippo?
It would probably depend if I'm playing or not against the T-rex...
Don't worry, I know I'll like Portal since when I saw a walkthrough of it back in 2008/2009 (I don't remember exactly when). Fortunately, I just got my Gaming PC, now I just need to buy it at some point.
And, as a plus, so much time has passed since when I watched that walkthrough that I most certainly forgot all the puzzles. :D
We are talking about technology, not genetic engineering/biotechnology.
And don't forget, we all know people are stupid since when people are people...
Because we all know that you are not a real sniper unless you got a cute doggie.
Or he's being trained for scout missions...
It's great, good job!
But if the threat doesn't work, you will have to do something, and that might have a cost, whether monetary or not.
Well, I guess things haven't calmed down a lot...
You know that these things really mess with OCD people, right?
I like your way of thinking.
The concept got me intrigued, can't wait to see more. Tracking.
But it's not like the money is going to somewhere it's going to be useful, so I don't think it's really a good thing...
Reading this gave me a nostalgic feeling. lol
People don't use this alot anymore (or I'm just not going to the stupid side of the internet).
But then it would not be exorbitantly profitable for the military-industrial complex.
It doesn't need to be superior, nor efficient, it needs to have as many unnecessary new technologies as possible, so that they can charge more for it and patent it.
I get it. 'Muricans eat a lot so that they don't have to share with starving populations, because, as Kalga said ( Moddb.com ), sharing is socialist heresy.
Apparently, it's discarded/confiscated weapons after the war.
Actually, that would be if everything worked and we knew why.
Humanity stronk! Remove idiots, so that humanity even stronker!
After seeing the first one (and the images around it), I think I remember it now. I probably didn't remember because, c'mon, there must be dozens, if not hundreds, of thousands of images here. xD
I don't remember the second one, I probably saw that image after the change was made. (By seeing the dates of those comments, he changed it right after you posted yours, probably before I came to see what was new)
But the important thing is: How did you find those images so quickly?
Really? I don't remember seeing this here. And I don't think I would have lost this twice.
Perhaps he wants you, and only you, therefore, only you could see him before.
This is the real Fappening, ladies and gentlemen.
Kalga, you gotta be nice to people in this situation, you can't give them all the bad news at once.
Give them some, let them assimilate that information, and then you give the rest.
Anonymous Proxy is a great place to live in, nobody knows who you are, or where you reside.
It's so peaceful.
Yes, especially because I've seen an image of Homer Simpson doing this. It's identical.
All that fighting for nothing, huh?
Don't you mean 'De-innovation'?
Unfortunately, all of us have seen stupider questions.
Thanks for sharing this video with us! It's very well made.
I think this would be a good video to put in one of the debating groups, it has been a while since the last Ukraine-related image/video.
Don't think like that, man. There are good people out there. I consider myself to be one, and you guys seem to be too.
God should give us a spaceship, so that we can take all the good people and leave this planet.
We will create a thriving civilization, enhance our knowledge and technology, and then, we come back to save Earth from the scum!
I'm afraid this burn is terminal, there is nothing that can be done about it.
I think this specific specimen descends from some kind of physical form of stupidity.
Thankfully, it's an extinct species, as there are no signs of its existence in modern times. Only Human-Stupidity hybrids.
I think this means the title of best wine is up for grabs...
BRING FORTH NEW CONTESTANTS!
I think he probably knew she was right, he just wanted to **** her off and confuse her. (As you can see, she "fixed" the spelling in the second sentence.)
The ultimate creation of the 'Murican war machine...
Everything is matter. Your computer, your chair, you, and every person you know. Even stupid people are. (A complete waste, but they still are.)
Potato is love, potato is life!
Both are right.
Dun Dun Duuuun!!!
Do you wanna know why, Elf? It's a very complex matter. Come closer...
...people are very, very stupid.
Japan-man! Japan-man! Does whatever a japan-man does! Can he be in a hentai? No he can't. He's a man. Look out! He is a japan-man!
When the idea of doing this parody came to my mind, I couldn't not do it. xD
Too late, 'Muricans ate/drank all of it already.
Nice, loved the details you've given them.
So, you're saying freedom tastes like ****?
Come to Authoritarianism today! We may look like ****, but we taste like chocolate!
Where do I sign in?
What a beautiful thing to see!
Indeed. It may not be critical, but it adds up to the value of the game, because it proves the passion and hard work that was put into it.
It's all in the little things. :)
It's resting in pure concentrated Britishness.
What can we learn from Kalga's mistake, kids?
Always hear the other side of the history. No matter how right you think you are, you should always hear the other 'POV' before you completely formulate your opinion.
Otherwise, you could be missing out "valuable information".
Why? There is so much empty space in space, they don't need to destroy a planet.
Don't forget to film it and post it here for us to see! :P
Aw, c'mon, guys! What have we talked about letting Natural Selection do its job?
If this doesn't prevent stupid people from doing stupid things, nothing will.
And that's exactly the plan.
Threat to sue them by explaining every law that prohibits them from doing that, when they ask how you know all that, say that you learnt it on the internet. xD
And it kinda makes sense...
Indeed, time very well spent. :D
Well, at least the kid is doing exercise.
You know what they say, intention is what matters.
Yeah, the current design is great already, but I believe they will only improve it.
This reminds me I still have to post my ideas in that thread, but I have to read it first.
And you will say you did that to increase our knowledge of what is life... for science... you monster.
I'm not THAT forever alone, Kalga.
Besides, I don't see how the Reichtangle would help me with that. (Would he incite me to Anschluss to fill that empty part of me?)
That's right, pal. Be patient, one day you'll find the right girl. All of us will. :)
At least I hope, I'm waiting since ever, but so far nothing. :(
It's full of lies, anyway. Poland on space? ********, I say!
See wetland's sky.
Instant karma strikes again.
He could be jumping around barking at the doors begging to leave the car.
This must be the Angry German Baby, the Angry German Kid's earlier form.
Yeah, it should be a quality game, and not some re-release.
Neither do I.
Someone please, into explaining.
Petty excuses are best excuses!
And just to get status.
Modern capitalist society in a nutshell.
*It sounded like...
Well, the physicists didn't create the laws, they just discovered them.
Poor doggy. :(
You all are right.
So... for not denying, you are affirming it's you.
I hope EA starts to see C&C as non-profitable and sells it to somebody that will take good care of it (maybe Petroglyph?). Well, if the next C&C goes the same way as Generals 2, it might happen.
I hope, at least.
I think Elf isn't just referring to biology, he's talking about every basic thing.
... since I can't think of any response to you right now...
Why troubleshoot when you can furiously click a button.
"Why are you looking at me?"
These things were really well made. xD
We are talking about Grammar Nazis here, they would probably beat him with dictionaries.
Actually, I think it would miss the girl by almost nothing. But, as you said, that's why Watson is there.
Whether it's one bullet or two, what matters is getting it done. For mankind.
Which representation are you referring to? I've been looking for a realistic one, but I haven't found one. (I'll be completely honest, I'm not searching that much)
Since when I watched Cosmos I now see atoms like the ones there, but that's 3D.
I guess we could see this as a 'Create your own humor' kind of thing. Look at the image and say something funny you can come up with.
I got nothing. :( This image simply reminds me CS 1.6. "HEADSHOT!"
Don't be so sure about that, there IS a shower you have never experienced before.
And it would be your worst nightmare...
And who loses is Alemanha.
I think he may be a corrupt police officer.
If you think English is a complex/complicated language, let me tell you, it isn't.
This is a great way to describe them. xD
It's super effective!
Cats are independent, if you don't care about him, he won't care about you, but if you treat him well, he will want to be with you and be petted.
If you remember an image that was posted a while ago (the one that talked about cats that take dead animals to their owners), they do that because they think you are a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat, that means they care about you. :)
If it were Half-Life 3, there would be nothing in this comic, only white space.
UPPER CASE LETTERS FOR THE UPPER CASE LETTERS GOD!
You are doing it wrong.
And by blood, they mean a lot of blood.
Simba cannot into kingdom yet, Simba too young. In future, Simba can into kingdom!
And don't forget the people that would think he is an angel.
They should have added a little of Nice to 'Murica too. All that Freedom, Liberté and Justice needed something to balance it.
Reichtangle loves you so much that he wants you near him, and he will never let you go.
Just be glad that nowadays we don't need to handwrite a lot, everything is typed. :D
Not only would that solve the overpopulation problem, but the stupidity one too, as only the idiots would be so stupid to do it.
We would solve one problem in the most efficient way possible.
That's a start, at least...
That only makes the situation worse, Earth is OUR home, so it means someone else put trash on OUR yard.
We should all be ****** right now.
Well, technically that area of space could be considered Earth's Yard.
You shall not see!
C'mon Stan, don't you like Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman? How can you possible not like Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubemans?
Everybody likes Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubemans.
"They will know fear."
See this to understand: Moddb.com
This image lacks Gordon Freeman.
Lord Gaben is not amused.
And it's written on the top of the windshield:
"visible objects are cheaters"
"I've seen things out there... horrible things."
Just change squirrel for rabbit: Moddb.com
And there goes my manliness.
Beautiful. There's so much variety, good job.
Look at the right side of the gif, at the bottom part of the train. There is a bush leaf swaying in the wind, you can notice it "teleporting" back to position when it is going back.
It's barely noticeable, this gif was really well made.
It took me a lot of time to see all of this. xD
The point of this image is that the fun fact isn't fun at all.
Your medications and therapies are no match for our mighty socialism! xD
More time to fight the power!
A similar thing happened to me a few months ago, the only difference is that it was still on the correct side, but in a way I could not cut the protection, like the guy did here. I had to cut the folded portion of the package.
I even took a pic of it, planning to post it here, but I procrastinated and then forgot about it. :/
But always remember, every choice has a consequence...
...so you better do it right.
...and democracy, never forget the democracy.
The emperor protects.
Legit? This is clearly fake, where is the bite?
I use the middle mouse button to open new tabs, but if I use it on the (view original) it just opens a "pop-up-like" thingy just like if I had pressed M1.
If what Elf said doesn't work, try opening this page in Incognito mode (or any equivalent in case the name changes from browser to browser).
I had the same problem and this worked for me.
Heavy approves this message.
Or perhaps you just didn't apply the duct tape correctly.
Definitely not worth it to spend so much money on an useless diamond.
Fight the power!
He looks more like "OH MY GOD!" to me, it might be the expression at his face.
Is this the men's equivalent of justgirlythings?
But what about the environmental damage that radiation would create? Earth doesn't deserve this.
That's why I, once again, suggest the Flamethrowers. The only effective way you can get rid of plagues is killing them with fire.
The combination of both is where the fun really lies.
The concept sounds awesome, tracking.
Pitchforks? There are way too many idiots on this world to kill them one by one, I would recommend flamethrowers.
Just remember, how do you get rid of infestations? You kill it with fire...
You have just provided a somewhat concrete evidence that he doesn't age.
This means that this myth is:
They cannot into conversation.
Well, this gives you a new way to look at things.
So does that means that a Multinational is a polygamy?
Really? For me, she looks like a bunch of sticks glued together.
But that's me, it just means we have different tastes.
That's it, Nature is mobilizing its army. Humanity has exploited Earth long enough, we are all doomed.
There is nothing to apologize for, Elf.
Well, people say love has no age...
Tiberium is the way, and the life. Embrace the tiberium future!
One vision, one purpose!
Ooh... Now I understand.
How are they supposed to keep peace if there is no peace to be kept.
It all makes sense now.
I want my vengeance to be close and personal...
...bring me my chainsaw!
It's a very original design, I like it. Good job!
This must be part of the 'Weapons for Dummies' book...
This isn't a copy, this is a spiritual successor made by the same people that made Path of Shadows.
Indeed. I always see the same people here on the Humor group.
We are a small but united community!
When I saw this image I remembered a quote that is about knowledge and ignorance, but unfortunately I don't remember it and couldn't find it with a quick search. :( (If you know, please post it)
But I found another one just as good and appropiate:
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Current international relations in a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen.
Death & Beyond.
We offer you the answer of what lies after live. Quickly and painlessly...
Sounds interesting, tracking.
"I have no idea what I'm doing."
If you are referring to the continent, then yes, I live in America.
If you are referring to the US, then no, I don't live in America.
*Ba Dum Tss!*
So, why haven't you done that yet, Bill?
Well, I'm a man, but I don't drink...
When I read 'occupation' I already knew what would be the joke. xD
This is why chairs/sofas/etc exist, for sitting...
That's why I always disliked Group Projects.
Well, they do say that too much of something, even a good thing, can be bad.
And day after day, stupidity achieves new highs.
But most people can't come up with a well-planned murder (they aren't smart enough), so they better stay with the first option.
Wow, This is awesome.
I like how they are different to one another, not only the races themselves, but also the technology that we can see in their cockpits.
It needed to be said.
*Cries in hapines*
Yeah, I agree with Elf. (So bring double the hate)
and everything in the shade, is a backup toilet.
BMW is German, but what guarantees that this car was manufactured by Germans? They probably have factories all over the world, this car could have been built somewhere else, where they clearly didn't follow the instructions rigorously.
She probably lost all of her luck not getting hit that day.
Or could also mean "Lots of Lies"...
It is good to see that Natural Selection is working in full speed again. So many reports of successful missions recently.
Well, that's disappointing.
It's really nice to see how the game evolved during development, it was a really interesting read. :)
Wow, it looks really promising, can't wait to see more. Definitely tracking.
But in ways that we will never fully comprehend...
Some people just wanna watch the world burn.
It arrives to the taste buds...
...in the trillions.
Wait, Death made me lose time by reading a useless comment?
I demand that time back.
Well, try to be more specific next time.
Maybe that's why he lost, to prevent people from noticing.
Raptor Report to Mission Command: Day #31: 'Muricans still believe I'm on their side. They suspect nothing.
And freedom, don't forget the freedom.
If you want you could contact one of ModDB's admins and they will move the ModDB page to IndieDB, keeping all the content and trackers, just like how INFRA did (Incase you don't know, both sites are connected, which means that everyone on ModDB will still be able to track the development).
If Wicked isn't a mod anymore it would be more fitting. It would also keep all the feedback on the same page, which would keep the community together, instead of having the community scattered.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too!
Totally agree, I can only see some dots in the sky. :(
Fixed the ladder, now it goes from +11 to +1.
Just so you see how nice of a person I am.
The idea and the concepts look awesome, tracking.
Is it coincidence that a developer named Unknown Worlds first made a game on space with aliens and now is making a game in the oceans, which many people consider we know very little of? xD
The emptiness feels in place, seeing as this is a savanna map.
And I agree about symetrical maps, a few of them is alright, but all of the maps symetrical gets too repetitive. With assymetrical maps, even if you play on the same map, the game and tactics will vary a little, depending on the spawn point.
Trust me! I'm an engineer.
With epic gear and epic skill.
There never is enough vodka!!!
And I don't even drink, I'm just jumping inside the vodka jokes bandwagon. xD
You appear to be a intelligent person, so please, don't die. We can't have more losses, the world has far too much stupid people for each intelligent person, every one counts.
EA must be feeling proud of themselves, they just destroyed a word to millions of gamers.
I freaking love this wolf.
*insert another derogatory comment about 'Murica in response to butthurt comment*
Great designs, the Support Plant reminds me of NS2's Shade.
Seems interesting, can't wait to see more. Tracking.
Seems interesting, tracking.
The PC Master Race shall ascend to glory once again!
They already got 25 million (and counting), it seems like they won't have money problems (at least any time soon). xD
Good to see everything coming back to normal. Can't wait to PB5. :)
Long live TS Modding!
I believe the correct sentence would be:
... it should be killed with fire.
The Insulin Boost pick-up is located after the next turn.
This one is early in the game, I suppose they get harder as we progress through the game.
Thanks, but I'm getting the Flamethrower.
Natural camouflage against aerial reconnaissance.
The ultimate conspiracy...
But why would aliens need Western military technology? I suppose they would have even better tech if they managed to get here.
Good to hear it will come to PC. Can't wait. :)
I did this until when I noticed I was "tracking" so many mods here on ModDB, then I created an account and things became so much easier and simplier.
In case all these links aren't enough: Go see a doctor, you need it.
Looking awesome. Tracking.
It's high-tech camouflage, the enemy thinks it's just a small tank when it's actually a Titan. xD
Looks interesting, can't wait to see more. Tracking.
I've gotta say, the OST is awesome, and this is my favorite track of these 4 EU ones.
I only noticed when I got to this last pic. xD
I don't think it will require GFW live, because M$ is discontinuing it next year. (They closed the marketplace this year, but GFW live will be closed next year sometime in june/july, I can't remember the exact date)
Yay, I guessed right! (Thanks to the similarities between Portuguese and Italian)
Ok, so is the track from somewhere else? If yes, can I ask the name of it?
Awesome trailer, is the music in it from the soundtrack of the game?
As the description says "better not to say anything".
That Hand of Nod, so beautiful.
(All structures are awesome, it's just that I always loved the Hand design)
Whatever it is, it's beautiful.
But what if he's playing as terrorist?
Awesome models and textures.
And I don't know, how hard it is to keep everybody happy?
And it's spreading through the air!!! (see the woman in the back)
Awesome music, great to create the mood, I'm guessing it plays in the main menu?
Or a new monitor.
I would stay away from it. It's a simple and efficient plan.
Looks interesting, tracking.
Wow, it looks awesome, can't wait.
And lol at the Starcraft mention. xD
lol, that was awesome.
Nice story, tracking.
And let me guess, then you will toss the sun inside a bigger star just to be even more sure it's dead?
Well, you have to start somewhere...
Aerial Units. Problem solved.
Only time will tell.
This means there will be vehicles in the multiplayer? Awesome concept, btw.
I already told him that in the indie page, he said he already contacted them, let's wait a little bit.
Awesome trailer. The mod is looking really good.
I think it would be nice to use supply crates, I searched and I found a image of a crate with lots of pistols (they looked like the Walther P38) and it looks like a good way to manage the supplies, unfortunately I could not find a lot of images.
I always thought it should be called "Mortal Selection", but Rockdown sounds awesome too. I hope someone (either UWE or the community) keeps developing these mods from the mod jam.
Will we be able to see all the supplies, for instance, if there is 10 Bren will we be able to see all 10 throughout the room?
Fastest would be more fitting, but I don't think biggest is completely wrong, it sends the message without any problem, unlike "your" when they mean to say "you're".
It's really interesting to see how the game has evolved through the time. The game is looking good.
What is the music on the video?
It sounds promising, Tracking.
I track this since before the name change, 3-4 years, I don't remember for sure. xD
Do you plan to release this on PC too? or only OUYA?
The game is looking great!
About the absorbing animation of the fire, I think the fire should be "sucked" by the player. I don't know about the hands, we can't see them very well from that point of view.
Yeah, I saw the name on the kickstarter page, Breakers, I only used zombies so everyone could easily understand the comparison.
@dhernandez: Good to hear, can't wait to see it in action.
Sounds Interesting. Tracking. I liked the fact that it isn't ordinary zombies, but will it change gameplay? Will they be more tactical and smart in their actions?
Looking good. Is the music ingame or was it added to the video after recording?
Awesome trailer, let's hope it brings many more players to NS2.
Looks great, can't wait to see more. It's good to see an update, it's been some time since Cloudbuilt or Ovelia: The Wake received an update.
Looks interesting, I'm curious about the reload mechanics, will there be a button for each step? "eject the magazine from your gun then insert a new one and finally release the slide", and, with shotguns, will we need to pump a new bullet to the chamber manually? I always thought it could be nice to have this functionality in games. Tracking.
It really looks unique, can't wait to see it ingame!
Level very well done, good job!
Two words: Can't and wait = Can't wait!
the tournament, I remember that part, so lagged. the tournament was very good.
Another point for PC: As time goes by and you upgrade your PC, the FPS keeps increasing on older games. (As long as developers do their job, which some don't...)
That is a Santa that I don't want to receive any gifts from. xD
Not necessarily, Omega Males are subordinate to all others and submissive to everyone.
I'm writing this in a Sunday afternoon sitting in my room, last night I was also here, but I'm not subordinate, nor submissive, to society, I just don't care about society.
If you were to compare me with a species of animal, it would not be one with Alphas, Betas and Omegas, it would be one where the animal lives by himself. In other words, I can't be compared to wolfs, I can be compared to tigers/jaguars.
Is this also your case?
I got complete Alpha Male (But that's me judging myself, you have no reason to trust me).
But I think the nomenclature here is incorrect. Alpha male is the leader, beta male is the Second-in-command/First Officer. Unless we are not using the same meaning as in communities of animals.
All of these are great attributes, it's a shame we can't have a woman with all of them. (Well, I guess we could, but that would be weird...)
Gentle is the opposite of rude, so I don't think that's a bad thing. I don't think that 'Sensitive' is referring to the "I'm offended by anything" type of people, so if that's true, that's not a bad thing.
But you are right, innocence doesn't exist anymore, and if it does, these people are in danger of being exploited, so it's not a good thing.
But that's why this is the 'perfect' girlfriend, not the 'best you can get in real life' girlfriend.
He may not have been a part of the Master Race since always, but what matters is that he chose, by himself, to regret his sins and join us.
This is a beautiful story of the salvation of a lost soul. This will serve as inspiration to many more! To follow his footsteps towards glory, the glory of the Master Race!
Well, you can always move to some other country and naturalize yourself.
You may still be seen as one of them sometimes (not by close friends, as you will probably have explained why you moved), but you will be saving your offspring.
This was totally on purpose, there was more than enough space to write 'Clint' without it looking like '****'.
"Did you try to do what you love? Did the system not allow you to? Join <insert anarchist group here>!"
"We're still 'in' the"
The only reason I wrote this is to see if you will rewrite everything again. In other words, I did it for the lulz.
If we increase the size of the corners, just a little bit, and fix it on the ground, the US will not be able to escape.
*looks at both sides*
Do it! Act quickly!
Which one is the one that both sides hate? I didn't understand what he said.
The right side hates BBC? I always thought they were like most western news sources. Of course, I always held them above CNN and others, but I still didn't think they would be on the left side.
I never followed them closely, so that may be why.
Arachnophobes beware! Today's forecast: Spiders!
It looks like he's being tased.
Don't worry, failing miserably at something is the first step to failing acceptably at something.
I love secret things, even if it's just a health pack and some ammo.
I remember when I was playing Blue Shift, in the tunnel that the HECU closes the other side and forces us to go another way, there is a car with a health pack and shotgun shells on its trunk. I discovered that by accident, just because I wanted to jump on top of it for no reason. xD
And this happened a few years (4, I think) after the first time I played BS, and I had played it many times before then.
I saw them in the car's trunk, went down, and pressed use on it, opening the trunk. I think I didn't even need them, but just knowing that they were there was awesome.
After that happened, I thought "If they hid this, there may be more", and then I dedicated that playthrough for finding these secrets, and I wasn't disappointed, I found many more. :D
Wow, great concepts. I remember seeing some of his work a while ago, I was going to search for more, but I completely forgot. xD
Keep up the great work!
*rallies angry mob*
No matter how it ends, we win. One way or another...
"Why don't you get better!? You little ****!"
I also barely studied to exams. I had 2 exams/tests in a day, I only studied 20/40 minutes to both of them the day before, and then I read it again a little in school before the exam.
The only reason I even studied was that I had nothing to do anyway (because of the way my brother and I shared the computer), and the only reason it even got to 40 minutes was because of History (which I like and the teacher somehow managed to make multiple choice questions hard xD).
Your comment reminds me that I forgot to answer a question you made me a month and a half ago. Moddb.com I was going to answer you, but that's a subject that I start to rant because of the amount of stupidity I see in it, and I wanted to make a coherent comment, so I delayed it until I forgot about it.
I'll try to make it coherent with as little rant as possible and I'll sent it to you as PM. :)
And as time passes it becomes more part of asia, by getting deeper and deeper...
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
An innuendo with tectonic plates, I've reached a new level of something. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing...
Well... Like father, like son.
Do we need to restart Firefox? I don't think that would be a good thing to do...
"Now that I'm older..."
I'm 19 years old and I already don't give a ****...
Well, that means I'm doing something right.
Here, Ladies and Gentleman, we can see a family of peasants in their natural habitat.
Please notice as the peasant father is teaching his offspring his heretic way of life.
Do not despair, Ladies and Gentleman, as the Master Race has employed a number of programs to convert peasants into nobility.
There is nothing we can do about the father, he has been corrupted beyond the point of salvation, but his children might still be saved. That's a path that has to be travelled willingly, we can not force it, it would only be a matter of time until their inner savagery would come out.
Hail The Glorious PC Master Race!
Sigh... I loved these channels when I was younger, History was the one that held up the longest. A shame I only started watching it when the others started to suck.
These channels were so much better in the past. (I'm only 19 years old and I'm saying this...)
If only it were that simple...
This seems to be an apartment or office complex.
We claim this land for the homeless horde!
I was a victim of aggressive cleavage.
A woman (that had obviously been brainwashed by a misogynistic man) came up to me and showed me her cleavage. I was hospitalized shortly after.
Don't underestimate the danger of aggressive cleavage, YOU could be the next victim.
PS: After writing this comment I saw the image again and went to Google to translate 'navel', because I didn't know what it was. WTF, even belly buttons now?
He was probably thinking: "What is this stupid lizard doing?"
Then we must take into consideration that animals don't have the same intelligence as we do. They aren't irrational (as people love to say), but their data processing is inferior to ours.
So this means he probably got to the conclusion: "What if stupidity is infectious? I better not eat this."
Add that conclusion to the fact it was indeed a weird thing, the snake got to the obvious and acceptable conclusion to go away.
I don't blame the snake, sometimes I look at human stupidity and its reach and I wonder if it really isn't infectious...
And our diseases. We didn't keep anything to ourselves, we shared everything!
So, if we change camera, nobody got a red card?
It's not magic, it's physics.
Isn't it obvious, he is Juan de las Nieves.
Well, technically you said it...
Sometimes I think that the best way to reconcile disputes between populations all over the world would be with our collective dislike for 'Murica. Just get them together and break the ice with some jokes about 'Muricans.
Man, look at that floor, this is the sign that freedom has been successfully delivered.
I've proven many times that I'm loyal to Lord Gaben, the fact that you even suggest that I could be an infidel raises some questions about your loyalty and faith towards our Lord, Gaben.
Moddb.com And this is just one example of my loyalty.
May this never happen again, or you will be banished to a realm worse than Origin, the realm of peasantry...
I think your sentence would have sounded so much better if you had said: "...while I tell them about our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ."
It feels to me like a lost opportunity...
This place is located on an island somewhere in the Atlantic (IIRC, near the african coast).
Just saying in case someone wants to die get famous.
Never underestimate human stupidity, that's a very dangerous thing to do.
Interesting, I think I'll take a look at this. (Although I'm very skeptical about these type of things, I always get the impression they simplified/generalized things and totally ignored a bunch of variables.)
But I need to see it before making a judgement, maybe this will be different.
PS: After reading "natural-born" my mind auto-completed the sentence with "killer", for some reason. xD
Looks really nice, the only things that look strange is the shaft and the fact that the floor appears out of nowhere, I think it would look better if it emerged from the ground.
What was Joystiq stance on Gamergate? If they were against it (Which I would guess they were, all of the media is, apparently.), do you guys think it had something to do with it?
Steam confirmed Illuminati.
Steam also confirmed World Criminal HQ.
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED CRIMINALS???
Violence? What violence? *wink*
If Brazil was here, Brazil would see Brazil worse than how the World sees Brazil. That would appear to make no sense, but it would be true.
Just like in the 2008 Olympic Games, when they decided to use total of medals instead of gold medals to rank the countries, just so they could be #1.
I laughed so much at them being sore losers.
Pirate movies. For the children!
I read that Ukraine said that its forces had retaken the airport. If this is what they mean with 'retaken', I don't want to know what 'leveled to the ground' means to them...
No friendships, only alliances. (longevity not guaranteed)
I know how to kill people in many different ways, that doesn't mean I'm a killer kinda guy.
The trigger makes gun shoot, the bullets are shot out of gun.
Silly 'Murica, I would of thought you know about your guns...
PS: Poland was recognized as relevant, a new era has begun in Polish history.
This still doesn't make you successful, though...
Everybody wants special rights these days...
But you have your name on your profile, it is right before the "joined (date)". It seems you even put your surname there... (Unless you put it there right after this happened)
Another update: The option isn't there anymore. It seems that if there is a change in the comments box (like a comment being added), it changes.
This would have been an edit, but, even though I'm still inside the 5 minute limit, the option isn't there. :/
Edit: Now the option is on both comments. dafuq...
Update: It is showing to me that I can edit this comment, even though the 5 minute limit has long passed. I went to see if the option was there while offline (used Incognito mode) and it wans't, I loaded the page again and it was, then in the following 4 tries it wasn't.
Just checked, and the option isn't on Spudman619's comment anymore.
It seems to be completely random.
Definitely a bug, I'm not an admin and the option is also there for me.
It didn't work because you added a comma right after the link, you have to add at least one space before and after links, or the system will think that the character you added is a part of the link.
Although I didn't like the fact ETS2MP and a mod that didn't even receive an update in 2014 was there (In previous years you had to have had an update to be eligible, I don't know why it didn't work like that last year.), People's Choice awards are all about popularity in the end, and ETS2MP is pretty mainstream.
I'm honestly starting to think that the F-35 is a ruse, there is no way anyone can be that stupid.
Its only purpose is to send a message: "We are stupid, our greed is going to destroy us, we are vulnerable." With the objective to make US enemies become overconfident and commit stupid mistakes in an eventual war.
Then, the US is just going to come up with a F-XX out of nowhere and take advantage of their enemies' overconfidence.
Although I hope I'm wrong, I hope they are the ones being overconfident, believing they are invincible, you can't just rule out a plausible option.
After all, the first casualty of war is the truth.
I miss the times those channels were good, I stopped watching Discovery and Animal Planet back in 2007, then I started watching History Channel. It lasted a little longer, but then it started to only broadcast reality shows and once in a while Ancient Aliens.
Some of its reality shows weren't that bad, like Pawn Stars, they still had some history in them, but these things, I've never (and will never) watched them.
(I'm Brazilian, so I'm obviously talking about the programs that we have in our History Channel, it might be different to you, I don't know.)
How does the person taking these photos dare to make such a beautiful and magnificent creature struggle like that without assisting the poor little guy!
We are talking about a reindeer with a luminous red nose, this certainly required some kind of genetic-engineering/magic, this means he isn't an ordinary reindeer, and these types of things always make things significantly more expensive.
This means that, if someone wants to build a Sleigh Mk.II, he will have to spend more.
The ninth reindeer isn't a generic reindeer, though. It's a custom-made reindeer, this probably makes it much more expensive.
lol, so much true.
But my dog doesn't drink from the toilet, so this doesn't affect me.
Germany getting angry?
Anschluss times are of comings...
I know the feel, that's how I feel when people do stupid things.
Needless to say, it happens frequently...
I love deployable vehicles, I don't know how to explain why, but I just do, and these ones look awesome!
After a quick Google search, it seems there is a video showing a dolphin doing that (I haven't watched it yet, I'll do it later).
But honestly, this doesn't surprise me, I've seen a while ago that dolphins rape each other, male penguins that trade sex with other males for pretty stones that they use to make their nest to attract females, and an otter that used the dead body of another animal (after a quick search, I think it was a baby seal) to satisfy his sexual needs for a week, until the body sank.
These things appear to be quite common in the animal kingdom.
Damn nature, you scary!
yall fagits beter shut the *** up or ill kick ur ases out the istratosfere!!!11one
This is probably an ad looking for human test subjects.
Hulk's photo is a subtle way to say: "We do not take responsibility for genetic mutations."
I doubt the pay is any good, though.
I remember seeing an image, that I believe was posted here a long time ago, about dangerous koalas, but I can't remember it.
I wanted to post it here, it would have been a funny mention. :(
Well, there can't be shorter game than that. xD
357 maps. I remember that, when I replayed Tiberian Sun a few years ago, I only stopped playing after I had played every skirmish map at least once. If I do the same for MO it will take some time...
It has been some time since the last time I searched for a copy of The First Decade, I think I'll do it again. I really don't want to have to get The Ultimate Edition, I saw that the community found a way of making mods work on it, but it still requires Origin, and I don't want to have to use it.
Meanwhile, humans looking at cats:
"Dude, do you see that cat?"
Facebook pays people? Sometimes I feel alienated for not knowing these things, but right after that, I fell so proud of not being a part of these stupidities.
If you are like me, you already hate EA and Activision and you simply don't want to hate another publisher.
Ubisoft is not helping, though...
I agree with Emperor of Mankind.
This reminds me that the 'Females in Uniform' group has had little activity lately. If you want, post these pics there, share it with more people. :D
And thus, stupid people discovered fire!
Is it just me or it feels like we gonna fight something big there?
But what if they are dumping them near coral reefs? They do that with ships to assist in the maintaining of coral reefs, which are dying all over the world.
It would not help as much as ships, but any help is better than nothing.
Technically, he didn't taxi a plane to the pub, because to be considered a plane, it has to be a fixed-wing aircraft, and this vehicle doesn't have wings.
AFAIK, it can't even be considered an aircraft anymore, because it can't fly.
He just drove an unconventional vehicle to the pub.
Depending of the laws, he could get away with it, unless I have forgotten something. xD
I prefer the 1st.
This makes so much sense.
But what about other languages? For example, in portuguese stress (estresse) doesn't create 'desserts', nor anything similar, AFAIK.
Is this why the US is among the fattest countries in the world? But then why did Mexico surpass the US? Too much convivence, maybe?
In a futile attempt to reach space, probably...
As a Command & Conquer fan (and mainly Nod player), I'm biased towards "Peace Through Power".
The worst part is that the real situation is awesome by itself.
I knew where this was going reading only the first line. These things don't even surprise me anymore...
But don't stop posting this kind of images, it's good to remind how low human stupidity has managed to get.
According to the media, that's what Putin said when he offered to split ukraine with Poland back in 2008.
They also say that, after the annexation of Crimea, the Parliament's President sent letters to the governments of Poland, Romania and Bulgaria proposing a joint division of Ukraine.
But as I said, according to the media, and maybe the other countries. We all know we can't trust the media, and the other countries probably chose a side, they would say anything to make them look right, and the media didn't specify who gave them the information.
Why did polan reject it? I'm sure that accepting it would have made polan relevant, maybe even stronk (just maybe).
That's why he said "us smart people". ;)
M$ just committed the worst mistake they could ever make.
We all know the system they follow to make OSs: A good one, then a bad one, then a good one, and so forth.
They made the bad one (8), they skipped the good one (9), and now we are going to have another bad one (10).
That was a reply to LastLife, not you. :P
The fact that his country will never get into a war is not necessarily a bad thing.
That's not necessarily a bad thing...
You should cry all night and let none of them sleep for this betrayal.
Not that the dad will regret it...
An anti-Serbian Serbian TV? Do they physically punish themselves every morning because they were born Serbians? xD
No matter where we go, there are stupid people everywhere...
Equality, ladies and gentlemen.
Sometimes I wonder what they, the Founding Fathers (I think it's how 'Muricans call them), would think of today's United States.
But that would be a serious topic, and we all know this isn't the place for that. And I don't have anything funny to say about this, unfortunately.
I don't even understand what the heck has happened with him. It looks like he turned his head, almost broke his neck, and got scared. :/
I'm not saying it was ghosts, but it was ghosts.
I definitely prefer this over the previous one. I really like the top (Radar and surroundings) and, although I would personally choose the old one's dark blue in the blank slots, I like what you did here (The blank slots and the background of the units match the other), and if that's the way to please everybody, I'm OK with it.
The bottom still looks a bit bright, but nothing too distracting. It's probably just my personal preference for the dark blue. xD
That would make the most sense, but c'mon, we all know it would never happen.
Maybe the Republic of Lakotah would be recognized, but the rest, would be up for grabs.
Initially I thought that the dark area in the middle was a small "room", and that the rock there was his helmet, I then clicked 'view original', and noticed it was a real rock, then I started scanning the image, started from top left, when I got to the top right I saw the barrel of the gun.
In other words, I would have been sniped in real life...
I don't think this group is the ideal place for this kind of post.
Here in Brazil we have one suspected case, a man from guinea, but it's not confirmed yet.
Temperature isn't the only factor that determines the state of matter, pressure also affects it.
So, even though temperatures are huge there, the immense pressure condenses matter into a liquid or solid state (depending of pressure).
About the core: The core is often described as rocky, but its detailed composition is unknown, as are the properties of materials at the temperatures and pressures of those depths.
I think it's more of a symbiotic relationship, where both individuals benefit.
It's a mutualistic relationship. :)
This kind of makes sense, this is just a 'pastime' to maintain our brain in a healthy state, and the reason we don't know about it is because we would become anxious to leave, which we can't, yet.
This reminds me of a thing I thought a few days ago:
When people get mad at their computers, they destroy the monitor, which, if you stop to think, is nothing but a 'slave' of the computer used to give us visual information. The computer itself, the computer case where all the hardware is located, and is sometimes the source of the problem, is completely ignored by them.
The monitor is the one that suffers, despite being innocent.
The perspective can be deceiving.
We must go farther. For science.
Well, that sucks...
I wish you good luck in anything else that you guys decide to make, and I'll hope that something happens that will allow you guys to come back to The Somme. :)
You could at least have left the old updates, I was gonna see them again, but everything was deleted. :(
Nope, that's a lie. I've been quiet in my little corner, with my games and doing what I like. I haven't even interacted with a lot of people to be able to affect their lives negatively. Therefore, by not being a bad person towards others, despite the fact I hate most of the people currently alive, I've not been a bad boy.
This leaves only one option remaining: I've been a good boy.
BRING ME HALF-LIFE 3!
I have a somewhat similar story.
I was coming back from school and I saw someone that was familiar, but I didn't remember who he was, or from where I knew him.
We were on the same sidewalk, going in opposite directions. He nodded at me, I nodded back, all while walking towards our destinations, without stopping.
I spent the following few days trying to remember who he was, to no avail...
At least he confused a mask with the face of a person.
In my last school year, I heard a story of a guy from my class that got drunk in a party and started making out with a door.
I don't remember the complete story, but I remember that the other guys from my class called him and he said something like "Wait, I'm picking up this girl".
Everybody made fun out of him over the following days.
If Ugandaball ever notices the irony of having that huge **** in his face, he'll commit seppuku with that machete.
If this were written in portuguese, it would be even worse...
Don't forget that you revive soldiers that got shot (maybe even in the head) with defibrillators.
And that defibrillators don't work like in movies/games.
All of this is a big lie...
Share them with the world!
At least we had a childhood, imagine all of today's kids, with those ****** cartoons on TV, without documentaries because of those terrible realities.
Thankfully there is the internet nowadays.
There is nowhere to run, the stupid plague has contaminated the whole world.
And we are nowhere near finding a cure...
Repost. But it's alright, this is a thing people should never forget.
The Pizza Burger will have been completely eaten before 'Murica even reads the sharing part.
Finally! Men are solving their problems like real men! With medieval-like violence!
They took the medieval-like part a bit too literally, though...
Don't shave your chest hair, brothers!
Be a hairy manly man today!
Well, if there is a teacher somewhere with this handwriting, I will stop saying how mine is bad, because compared to this, it isn't.
If it is in wikipedia, it must be legit.
Remember to put this in your homework, kids.
Well, I'm glad english isn't my native language, or else I would be ******.
There are some people here in Brazil that want to simplify brazil-portuguese (which is already a simplification of the original portuguese), but they got to a point that it isn't simplification, it's bastardization.
The changes they want to make are so stupid I would need to teach you portuguese to explain it.
Thanks OminousSpudd, we must stand together against european aggression. #EuropeanOppresion #NazismIsBack
No flame war is complete without Goldwin's law.
If he turns back into human before being killed, he is a human robber. If he dies as a goat, he is a innocent goat.
Yeah, I missed it too.
Now I'm left out wondering what happened.
I think that cat instigated the fight.
Indeed, sometimes the stereotypes are correct, but not everytime. The main problem is that people have a very bad habit of describing things according to a single label, they don't understand that things like personalities are way more complex than that.
And this doesn't happen only with personalities, people try to describe things with one or two labels, when if you consider everything, you would have to use many different labels, or just simple descriptions, to describe something successfully.
Apple invented love, Apple invented life...
Someone should make this a real sign, just for ***** and giggles. xD
And there are MANY different scenarios you could mess it up. You better analyze EVERY SINGLE possibility and variable.
That guy is a dickhead.
*Angry feminist rant*
Are you saying women are incapable of getting cancer by themselves? You sexist misogynistic bastard!
After not cutting my hair for a little more than 2 years, my hair is almost that size. xD
It's only a matter of time...
"Don't tell me how I should feel!"
Oh, the internet...
That's the good thing we can take from this, Brazil is so relevant we are being spied. :)
The origins of widely used expressions are always interesting. xD
I won't make a complete feedback now, because there is stuff that's missing (At least I think it's missing, the description says it's not finished and I don't see Groups, 'Track this member' button and other things (I don't think you will take these things out. xD)), and I would like to analyse a more complete version.
So I'll just say that I dislike the Facebook-like top, I like the fact the avatar is bigger and it's on the top, but I think it should not be too similar. (And you can't remove the 'joined in DATE' after the name, too many people make clever jokes there. :P)
And are you sure the Bio should be just a box in a corner? It feels to me that it fits under the tabs. There is our name, the real one, the tabs that takes you to the many things we can have, and then there is our bio. I don't know, it just seems to make sense to me.
This is what I can say for now, I'll track you in case you post more of these. :)
It's a sad world we live in.
No matter what we do, we are wrong.
And that, if we can experiment on "lesser beings", we can't complain when "superior beings" do the same with us.
This is a HUGE kick in the balls of the fans in other platforms. Poor guys.
I suppose that by exclusivity, you are referring only to consoles, because no one in their right mind would halt development of a Early Access game, where a lot of people already paid for it. on PC.
Developers should be more specific, to prevent unnecessary confusion.
I just hope the PC version won't be dumbed down because of the XBone. That would be a shame.
... nor a space station.
You can see on the elephant's face, that itch was killing him.
Honestly, it looks more like a slow 'hahahaha'.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha"
Unless when it's with us. xD
For the love of gaming!
The answer to your question is in the article itself:
I think I would think they were bullshitting me. No joke. xD
Not only GoT. I think it happened with me while watching Spartacus (not entirely sure), thankfully my family understands that some TV shows have nude/sex scenes without being porn.
I think it's time for a Mr. Burns:
Lt.Dann is right, it's a commercial, a beans commercial. It was posted here on HSP a while ago.
Here it is: Moddb.com
But how would I know it's an armed masked man that is bashing on my door?
"If I have to take a bath, you will take one too."
Make a wallpaper composed of all the 6 wallpapers. (You would need more 3 wallpapers to not stretch them)
...with epic skill and epic gear!
It's obvious what the phone is trying to say:
"I love you, pizza."
Yeah, it makes sense for countries to have an Intelligence Agency, but the concept of some countries having one is kinda weird. xD
If Canada had a Secret Service I would be as surprised as I was when I discovered that Brazil has an Intelligence Agency.
FAT FOR THE FAT MAN!
It seems like she...
*puts on sunglasses*
turned him on.
"And always remember, kids: It doesn't matter what people say, War is the best answer!"
This message was brought to you by the UAI (Union of Arms Industries)
But Germany didn't anschluss them... or did they?
England and France have a long history of war.
Worry not, he is going to evolve towards the tiberium future!
Tiberium is the way, and the life.
Well, as long as stupid people stay away from me like the fish are away from the sharks, I don't care.
I have seen A LOT of stupidity these last few days, my hope in humanity is in an all-time low.
And, besides that, I still have hopes that some fishes out there aren't full-blown idiots.
Waste? Time well spent, I say! I regret nothing.
Part 2 makes more sense now, thanks to part 1. xD Nice comics, I want more. :)
This parallel universe must not have a space.
Or, seeing as things are inverted in this universe, Poland doesn't care about going to space.
Sound crazy, doesn't it?
This is a mod in all senses. This isn't a total conversion (nor a partial conversion), but this is still a mod. It is a unofficial patch kind of mod.
There are various different types and sizes of mods: total conversions, custom campaigns, rebalances, unofficial patches (that either modify features/values already in a game or add new ones) and many others.
We should classify all types of mods to prevent confusion like the one I saw yesterday on the comments in the PC Gamer article about this mod.
The mod looks pretty nice, tracking. :)
Don't ask yourself why, ask why not!
If your situation looks anything like the one in the pic, stay away of deep water, just in case.
Looks awesome, can't wait to see how it turns out. Tracking.
It's just a supposition. xD
(_O_) = how it feels after jail
Well, I'm definitely not buying that.
And Poland still cannot into space...
This comic is correct. The only way we will see this happening is in the world's dreams, and in 'murica's nightmares.
And you call that logic?
Lol, awesome. I had never seen this before, thanks for posting it. :)
This kind of things are so awesome.
This is beautiful. Does anyone know what are all of these?
The skies are falling.
No. Instead of using The United States, they call themselves America, which is the name of the combined continental landmasses of North America and South America.
But they forgot the times we just hope the school day/year/all the years would just end already.
Leave them in ashes!
Traumatizing, the most efficient way to teach a lesson.
Keywords being: "pretty much anything"
Meaning: almost anything (but not actually everything).
Well, at least he tried.
I genuinely thought it was Arabic when I saw the preview. xD But then I noticed it wasn't when I saw the full image.
I don't get a Brazilian-vibe from this image, and besides, it feels very americanized. If it were Brazil, it would be more carnaval-like.
Now I'm curious to know where this is.
At least Canada speaks more than one language.
Pelo menos o Canadá fala mais que um idioma.
The US should simply adopt Metric units just like the rest of the world.
The problem with having one for science/medicine/etc and one for everyday life:
ALL HAIL THE GOD-EMPEROR GABEN!
Those eyes, they are creepy.
You could even say it's all a matter of perspective.
I remember when I first found this group, I saw the topics that had been debated: modern politics, history, current social problems, science, etc... You know, clever topics.
I thought: "How have I not found this group before!"
But then, after a few months, this kind of topic that basically become a flame war started appearing and I started seeing less people debating the clever topics that sporadically appeared in between the 'flame wars'.
It was too good to last...
If you pay close attention, you can see the bolt getting back to position.
"You've come to the wrong neighborhood, chicken."
A minecraft movie being a blockbuster...
Well, that kinda makes sense, sorta.
I don't think anyone would be happy while dying of radiation exposure. It would be a slow and painful death.
Not mentioning the fact that living would get harder after the bombs.
And here, is where the problem lies...
Well, he does honor his name.
Some people just wanna watch a tornado wreak havoc at a house while it burns...
Does it makes me a bad person if I find this amusing?
I find this picture offensive to beans. What did they do to deserve such treatment?
I'm the guy seeing this pic on the internet.
Sounds promising, Tracking.
They thought they had a big problem, but their big problem had a big problem that became their even bigger problem. :)
Sorry for the late reply. It is working now.
First, I opened this page through Incognito mode to see if it would work, it still didn't. (So it means it wasn't an extension)
Then, a few days later, it started working again. (I believe it happened because Chrome was using the Computer's Flash, and not its integrated one)
Looks very good. I haven't read everything yet (don't worry, I will :)), but I want to ask:
Why did you put this news on the Nod group but not on the GDI one? Do you want to tease the Brotherhood? :P
I tried to take a look at it, but stats aren't loading for me. I even tried to see others and it gives the same error.
Well, the Devs are humans too. xD
And, as far as I know, the Developers are the ones that make the achievements.
"Could you put that device down and give me a little help here, human."
No ************ has ever made me that mad.
The first thing I remember:
"Headcrab, apply directly to the forehead."
Props to everyone who gets the reference.
Someone needs to learn how to share.
Not only their last names start with a "J", but both also end with "son".
The plot thickens.
Exactly. That's why we shouldn't waste our time trying to communicate with them.
"Sorry, human. I find no joy in this, but a monkey gotta do its job."
This is the first time I listen to the full music, I only ever heard part of it being used in videos.
Now that I think about it, why did I never search for the full music?
But her phone is white, not red.
Is this because of that reporter that confused him with Laurence Fishburne during a live interview?
If yes, Samuel L. Jackson just got even more awesome. xD
We got a professional over here, Ladies and Gentlemen.
I'm really liking what I'm seeing, the gameplay looks fun and the aliens' design is awesome. Can't wait to see more.
It appears that Natural Selection is doing its job.
In the name of science!
For the first time, it all makes sense.
We can use it against mod-unfriendly developers.
For the freedom of modding!
Looks pretty cool, tracking.
**** for everyone!!
Great concept, can't wait to see how it will be ingame. :)
Well, seeing the smile on his face, at least he died happy.
I've been tracking AFF: Planetstorm for years now, I'm definitely tracking this.
Although I wasn't tracking the game, sometimes when I saw there was an update I came to check it. The game looked really interesting, the concept arts are amazing.
I hope you guys come back to it in the future, I still want to know what it would be like. :)
Indeed this is. I could not stop laughing.
Looking really good, tracking. :)
Awesome animations, can't wait to see more. :)
Looks like we got a young little traitor here...
Well, they say success is the best revenge.
Internet: You're welcome. :)
May gaben be with him.
But it's so hard to find one of those few ones. :(
Exactly. Nothing is impossible, just incredibly hard.
But hey, the fun lies in the challenge. :D
We never left Earth's orbit, I will only consider the space race done when we find a efficient way of deep space travel. Be that warp drives or something else.
We should sit our butts on Earth until we find a way for that. :P
I'll take the option to point a gun to the head of those who created this and everyone that supports it, I'll not lose my life because of this scum...
I suggest you to join me. *Evil laugh*
The amount of detail you guys manage to put on DTA maps is incredible. Add to that the artistic feel from TD/DTA graphics, it's just plain gorgeous. :)
Awesome mapping indeed. Can't wait to see more.
You people don't know what a problem is... *prepares nuclear missiles*
If it referred to all games it would be just so that they didn't advertise other games for free, which is kinda understandable, but seeing as they mainly target similar games, it seems like it is excessive competitivity.
I just hope this excessive competitivity doesn't spread too much in the gaming industry.
I agree with LKO, bigger maps add more tactical choices (and the need for more varied tactics to be used). And I like how the design of the map gives an expansion to each player, so we have to fight for our expansion, while preventing the enemy from getting theirs.
People don't seem able to understand this, apparently.
Though, I wonder what is a bush doing in a desert?
"Watch bots do it"
I don't think I would get that surprised if they actually did that. :/
Awesome mapping, good job.
How can you not know, you uncultured sh*t.
But, seriously, what is it?
Just look at Irkalla, that thing has to count as, at least, two.
Why Brazil is the orcs? Was the choice random or am I missing something? (Is it because of the 'huehuehue' thing that even I hate?)
So many questions...
Yeah, but the term fits so well in this case that I had to say it.
Kalga, I think you mean 'Devolution'.
Awesome design, good job.
There is none.
Lol, loved it. That's why C&H is awesome.
I hope you guys keep this page well updated, tracking. :)
Your work is looking great, you only showed us very little and I can't wait to see even more.
I totally agree with you, both about the genius and the evolved. I would totally choose the genius, but those cons are far too big.
And screw humanity, I would be a superior being, they would not be able to do anything against me. >:)
Nice. It's really interesting to know how it all works.
I agree, keep the page for historical reasons.
This looks awesome, I have to watch it. Thanks for posting this, now I know that this exists. :)
Well... seeing how people are dumb nowadays, I think they probably need help to walk in the woods. :/
Tracking. Curious to see how the mix of genres will work.
In the future, my friend, in the future...
Nope, you ain't. :)
That's actually an accurate depiction of what would happen in reality. :/
Looks awesome, definitely tracking.
Really nice lore, there's lots of detail in it. Tracking.
Fun fact: Terra means Earth in portuguese. :P
It seems that since the move of the page you got many more trackers. :)
I like how he doesn't seem to give a damn, maybe he's used to it. xD
You should not burn the tree, you should collect the saplings and plant them everywhere, then you wait for them to grow, and then you will have even more trees to burn.
You made it too easy with the clue, it is my beloved AUG, isn't it? Maybe even the Aug A3 (Aug 3rd, 2013). I got to this conclusion even before I listened to it.
Edit: and even before I read your comment replying to Woozle (saying to try the clue). xD
Looks really nice, tracking.
I saw structures in the pics, so I assume there will be base building, but just to be sure I want to ask:
Will there be base building, resource collecting and management similar to C&C and Starcraft? You said it has tradicional RTS gameplay (and old RTS's used to have these), but I just want to be sure. Anyway, as I already said, it looks really nice.
If you always wondered how fast travel works, it seems like we sit in somebody's head and sleep.
Fields of green.
Now this is good plan.
C4, Remote Charge, Anti-Tank mine and an Anti-Personel mine.
Really interesting idea and an awesome summary, tracking.
Technically there's evidence SOMEONE was there. Unless she has forgotten the security cameras...
Let's just hope they have been "spying" us and learned English or other language, things will be much easier and faster (and incase they abduct an idiot they will know that we aren't all idiots).
I'm really liking to see the design evolve, comparing the first version and this one, it only gets better and better.
Wow, all of those pics look awesome, so much detail. Can't wait to see even more.
Awesome concepts, can't wait to see it ingame.
Wow, that's an awesome thing to see.
-A company contacted another friendly about the name of their projects.
-The copyright owner saw no problem in a fan tribute (and it is using the original name).
And both in the same day!
Very clever. xD
Awesome, can't wait to see it in action.
The concepts are great. Tracking.
How will the gameplay be like?
In some of the screenshots it says that there will be singleplayer, you may want to add it to the styles, because it only shows as multiplayer.
Tell me everything about the lore, EVERYTHING. You could upload them in parts as features here on IndieDB/ModDB.
Are these pics from projects on development or are they just maps created in CryENGINE3?
Really good, but I think there should be a visual indicator when there is a game currently in progress (maybe make the button "save game" and "abort game" darker when there isn't one) and maybe be able to rename saves (just in case we end up making a lot of them).
12am to 2am from which time zone?
Well, it may not be the nicest place to work, but at least there is a snack machine!
Looking great, by the way.
Awesome model, he looks so cute cleaning his antennae. xD
Lol, simply lol.
Really well done, good job.
I love these updates, can't wait for the next one!
Looking great, can't wait to see more.
Acre? that's a state here in Brazil. What a coincidence.
Looking good, can't wait to see more.
Looks interesting, Tracking!