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C'mon, Lt.Dann! You're a cat, you should understand.
Maybe the cat is violent, which means he would violently scratch the spy's face, or the spy is allergic to cats.
This image is wild.
I rarely dream. When I do, they make absolutely no sense. Even if they make, I always forget my dreams not long after waking up.
I only remember 2 dreams I ever had. They happened when I was a kid and they were very short. (That's probably the only reason I remember them)
Edit: I also remember very little from another one I had a little while ago, but only the very basic of it.
"Is this the stick you wanted, my lord?"
I was going to say people are stupid, but Elf already said it.
Could someone explain to me exactly what is happening around this dress? I never gave a **** about searching about it and I don't feel like going to the stupid side of the internet.
I only saw an image once and I thought: "Blue and Black. Why did this person ask this? It's obvious..."
If he manages to create a time machine, he doesn't need school. He would just have to stop working on the time machine, it would only be a waste of time, and work on other technological advancements.
But of course, this is a hypothetical scenario, a person that was not intelligent enough to study the first time would not be capable of this.
The intention is what matters, better luck next time!
That's my hopes of having a fun match when I play a multiplayer game with a team full of idiots. They crash to the ground faster than physics would allow.
Or more recently that's me on Payday 2 after getting kicked for no reason. Be it right after joining a lobby or after a while. (It has also happened that I got kicked because someone else ****** up the stealth in a heist)
So, we'll have to wait to see the final version? At least you had the decency of giving us chairs. I feel bad for the people who arrive when all of them have been taken, though...
Looking great as usual!
Indeed. Maxis died a long time ago, they just stopped pulling the strings on its dead corpse.
Ohh, I get it now. I thought it had been some kind of problem during the upload of the images.
Being without electricity sucks, the most I've ever been continuously without it was for some hours (sometimes happening again a few days later, and then again), but never for more than 1 day.
So, it seems things haven't improved a lot since the last time I asked?
It was added at the same time the comment tags ('Author', 'Creator' and 'Staff' for ModDB/IndieDB staff) were added.
They didn't mention it on the news announcing comment tags, but people asked on the comments and they replied.
The news is here, just go down to nearly the bottom of the first page of comments and it's there, replies from TKAzA, Erayser and INtense!.
ModDB removed '- karma' from creators and authors.
Authors are people that posted content. (Like GypsyBastard on this image)
Creators are admins of pages. (Like Sanguinius here on HSP)
You are the admin of your own profile, if you go to the comments there you will see that you can't receive '- karma', just like how I can't receive it on my own profile.
This only applies in places you are an admin or in content you posted, no matter where you posted it. Anywhere else you can still receive '- karma'.
Not just to you.
I guess his room, PC desk and brother will remain as a mystery for us...
Not only Europe and the US, the whole world should unite against them.
It doesn't matter if you are pro-rebel or pro-government in the Syrian Civil War, we all agree that ISIS should be destroyed. ISIS should become nothing but a dark part of history, which would be remembered by nothing but the blood of all their followers splattered on the desert of Syria/Iraq and everywhere else they managed to infect.
I think this actually means that the **** is a pussy...
Delivering shells instead of coal to naughty children!
But it is so good I saw it again.
I try to prevent it from going above 500.
It has been years since the last time I've seen that counter on 0. Not sure if that's a good or a bad thing...
You can also play tennis with the moon.
Then this image is even worse, because there is no person in it. :P
Video game logic is best logic!
"Stop, human, just stop."
Designer #1: Where will we put the filling tube?
Designer #2: Let's put it here. *points at location*
Designer #1: But if we put it there it will look like a *****.
Designer #2: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*Many years later, while reading Designer #2's testament*
...and about that Spider-man ballon I did many years ago, tell the world I did it for the lulz.
Moddb.com Almost 10 minutes to find it again. Why did I waste so much time because of one image? I don't know, probably because cats...
The heresy is a huge turn off, I'm glad to see fellow members of the Master Race agree with this.
PS: I think the video would have been even funnier if the title didn't give away the actual content of it.
Is it hot there now or are you referring to when it's summer? And out of curiosity, what are the highest temperatures you Europeans get?
And living in a city where the summer is hot as ****, I also understand why they would do this.
Depends on who's shooting.
A Stormtrooper would still miss even if he was aiming away from it.
Accident porn? Yeah, right, "accident".
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Only if it's the road's floor, the sidewalk is only for living bodies.
Indeed, I've seen this image a while ago in Portuguese. (obviously, it was another company.)
He then comes back and says that he has changed his mind, and has sex with the 3 women, which was even better than it would have been if he had had sex with them right away, because of the fact the women were even more ***** than before.
"Just as planned..."
I agree with this 110%!
I just searched about this, and, honestly, Fox News being stupid doesn't surprise me, they deserve being mocked at.
Every time something violent of big magnitude happens (things that are out of the ordinary, rare), some people generalize.
I'm surprised they didn't just say that all of Paris is dangerous. xD
Let's be honest, if EA makes another C&C, they are probably going to **** it up, so it's better they don't.
I hope a good developer will buy C&C from EA and bring it back in all its glory. I believe this is the best we can hope for.
Dead or alive, you're coming with me...
It's easier for women to be pretty, but not all are. And most use makeup, even the ones that don't need it (Which makes no sense, because I've heard that makeup speeds the aging of the skin, and for some reason, women that don't need it, use it.)
Emiya-Archer, that's probably why people say "Doesn't matter, had sex".
Spreading the wealth to the proletariat!
It might not work, but it still looks cool.
The joke is that a pokemon named Darude has learned Sandstorm.
Because Darude - Sandstorm.
It's impossible you have never seen this stupid-*** meme somewhere on the internet...
Yeah, doesn't make any sense. But does it only happen in the US or in all english-speaking countries?
The 'Murican Dream has been crushed by those 3 words...
But I humoured, I said that that human being is equal to **** because of how unintelligent he is by putting his head inside a toilet, that's humour.
Honestly, I think the toilet is the one that is full of ****, just look at the size of the stack.
Meanwhile, off the screen:
No. 6: Your time will come No. 5, your time will come...
Yeah, I also never had a woman as a friend.
Well, I only ever had school friends, when they changed school or when I finished school I lost contact.
*plays 'Mr. Lonely' on the background*
*my enemies' kids would love this.
I have another version of this image, smaller in size, but longer, but the file size is bigger than the maximum allowed. :(
He has reached a whole new level of hardcore.
I'm impressed by how you are capable of discovering the gaming preferences of a person by simply reading 3 short sentences that focuses on 1 specific trait of games. Congrats!
Now, sarcasm aside: I like realism in games, but I think people exaggerate by wanting minimalist HUDs in basically every single game (and I'm not referring to realism-focused games).
If I didn't like realistic games, I would not be tracking this game, nor many others I track here on ModDB.
Is it realistic to have ammo and mags counters? No, but there is no way I can look-at-them/feel-the-pocket-with-my-hand to have an idea of the amount of mags I have. Can I mentally count the amount of bullets I've fired? Yes, but besides that soldiers know the weight of their guns loaded and empty, this helps give an idea, and there is no way I can feel the weight of a virtual gun. They can also pop the mag out to see if it's low (I don't know if this could be done on WW2 guns, though), I would love this feature on games.
About the map, if you read the "Heads Up" Dev Blog, you will know there will be a physical map, just like in Far Cry 2, which is one of the many features I love of that game.
About the posture, I never needed anything to tell me that, most games don't even have that. Only a minority of games have that, I have no idea why.
Next time, try not to decipher a person's likes/preferences if you don't know said person, nor has the necessary information to do it, it makes you seem like an arrogant person that thinks you know everything, even if that wasn't your intention.
Really? Is this why people like minimal HUDs so much?
I never had a problem with HUDs, if I need the information, I get it, if I don't, I don't even notice it's there.
You could make an option so that we can choose if we want it always showing or not, it's pretty minimal already, so it would be better to give the choice to the players.
Looks really nice, good job.
It's better to seem stupidly funny than just stupid.
Praise Gaben and you will be rewarded.
Hail the Glorious PC Master Race!
You are asking about their leaving now, that's one thing I would not recommend...
Run for your life!
This gonna be just like that scene from District 9 where they burn the alien's eggs.
These people make no sense, caring so much for the opinion of a bunch of idiots. Some even think about committing suicide, some ACTUALLY COMMIT SUICIDE! I don't understand how somebody can be so sensitive about the opinion of other people.
I can't empathise with these people either. The definition of empathise is: "understand and share the feelings of another". The problem is: I fail to understand these people.
But I will stop right here, this isn't the place to discuss about these things, this is the humor group after all. This would be a good topic for the debate group.
Then it should be either 'DS' or '2<inverted D here>'. :P
Maybe he's like those people that like to have bees on their bodies.
Each to their own, I guess...
Indeed, what Erayser said.
If you think it looks good (Notice that it says 'looks', not 'is'), vote for it. These mods will compete against other unreleased mods that also can't be played, therefore, we also don't know if they are good, only that they look good.
It doesn't matter the PC you can afford, what matters is who you are. My brother and I were in the same situation as you, but we were always loyal to the Master Race, and that's what matters.
It doesn't matter when you buy your gaming PC, PC Gaming and the PC Master Race will not go anywhere.
But always know, that every single member of the Master Race always wishes for the best for its fellow brothers. The PC Master Race will always be on your side.
Looks awesome, tracking. :)
Well, we constantly laugh at people's stupidity here, maybe because those parents are idiots?
So, you only added a little bit of Christmas to your avatar because ads told you it's Christmas, and now you are indirectly telling other people that it's Christmas, because of your slightly modified avatar.
It's an endless circle... Until Christmas is over, of course.
He's British, they don't have Thanksgiving. He's already in the mood for Christmas, just like me. :D
What if that isn't a pregnant woman, but a person mechanically augmented to have Wi-Fi available at all times?
Has technology gone too far?
This gets pretty weird sometimes...
Now, what matters is: Will he succeed?
But if afterlife and god don't exist, when he died, he would not go anywhere, the life of his body would simply end, and he would have never gotten the answer.
Therefore, the fact that the genie killed him serves as a confirmation that, at least, afterlife exists. There he would get the answer if god exists (and if yes, which of the religions was right).
Even worse, the vengeful spirit commanded the spiderlings that were born from her egg nest.
They spread all over his house, got a ride with him to his job, they even found a way to the houses of his friends/family, always on standby, disturbing no other person, awaiting for his arrival, to haunt him...
LISTEN THE PROPHET!
Sometimes, when I go to a video on Machinima Trailer Vault, it uses the old comment system, no one has any idea of why, but if you want to see it, you could try to find a video there that uses it, it's frequent, but not too much.
The rest of the page is still the current one, though, only the comment system is sometimes different.
Have fun there Kalga, I'm gonna get some pussy...
*goes to local pet shop*
We all know that the creators of kid's tv shows/movies always hide innuendos (mostly sexual) on them, that only adults (which nowadays even preteens) understand.
AFAIK, most of these are old fairy tales, so I don't think this applies to them, but I would not be surprised if even the people back then also did that.
This would be among the most amazing trolling/pranks in the history of mankind.
It fits and represents japanese culture (according to stereotypes) really well. xD
It's compact enough, if you look more closely, the tag was added to a small space that already existed. If you use the mouse pointer to measure it, you can see that nearly nothing was added.
Besides, if you see the size of a one-line comment, it's only the necessary for the photo, name/time posted, the comment itself, and the reply/karma at the corner.
The size only increases if it's a big comment, like this one.
It's the Military Police of the state of Rio de Janeiro.
Unless there is someone with a very similar flag, as I can't see it very well in this pic.
Me too. The only problem is that, from what I can see from videos, the movement seems too slow, at least from my preferences.
But I don't see Halo videos for very long, the amount of aim-assist ****** me off. xD
These types of things make me think that grey matter is composed of a rare element that not everyone has access to while developing the brain...
It doesn't matter whether they need it or not, they will get it, eventually...
Unless you are a serial killer...
I've heard this joke a few times, can anybody confirm if it actually happened or not?
Not killing each other is a very important part in any relationship.
Natural Selection taking place, I see.
PS: lol at the world map, not even Alaska is there.
I'm glad this didn't happen with me.
Comment explaining it: Moddb.com
All hail science! For it could explain why Polan can't into space!
Is this you?
The Police Officers probably stay to eat something.
After a quick search of what they sell, I came to the conclusion that their profits would increase exponentially if they sold donuts, they already have the police officers as customers...
Should I feel pity of whom? The T-rex or the Hippo?
It would probably depend if I'm playing or not against the T-rex...
Don't worry, I know I'll like Portal since when I saw a walkthrough of it back in 2008/2009 (I don't remember exactly when). Fortunately, I just got my Gaming PC, now I just need to buy it at some point.
And, as a plus, so much time has passed since when I watched that walkthrough that I most certainly forgot all the puzzles. :D
We are talking about technology, not genetic engineering/biotechnology.
And don't forget, we all know people are stupid since when people are people...
Because we all know that you are not a real sniper unless you got a cute doggie.
Or he's being trained for scout missions...
It's great, good job!
But if the threat doesn't work, you will have to do something, and that might have a cost, whether monetary or not.
Well, I guess things haven't calmed down a lot...
You know that these things really mess with OCD people, right?
I like your way of thinking.
The concept got me intrigued, can't wait to see more. Tracking.
But it's not like the money is going to somewhere it's going to be useful, so I don't think it's really a good thing...
Reading this gave me a nostalgic feeling. lol
People don't use this alot anymore (or I'm just not going to the stupid side of the internet).
But then it would not be exorbitantly profitable for the military-industrial complex.
It doesn't need to be superior, nor efficient, it needs to have as many unnecessary new technologies as possible, so that they can charge more for it and patent it.
I get it. 'Muricans eat a lot so that they don't have to share with starving populations, because, as Kalga said ( Moddb.com ), sharing is socialist heresy.
Apparently, it's discarded/confiscated weapons after the war.
Actually, that would be if everything worked and we knew why.
Humanity stronk! Remove idiots, so that humanity even stronker!
After seeing the first one (and the images around it), I think I remember it now. I probably didn't remember because, c'mon, there must be dozens, if not hundreds, of thousands of images here. xD
I don't remember the second one, I probably saw that image after the change was made. (By seeing the dates of those comments, he changed it right after you posted yours, probably before I came to see what was new)
But the important thing is: How did you find those images so quickly?
Really? I don't remember seeing this here. And I don't think I would have lost this twice.
Perhaps he wants you, and only you, therefore, only you could see him before.
This is the real Fappening, ladies and gentlemen.
Kalga, you gotta be nice to people in this situation, you can't give them all the bad news at once.
Give them some, let them assimilate that information, and then you give the rest.
Anonymous Proxy is a great place to live in, nobody knows who you are, or where you reside.
It's so peaceful.
Yes, especially because I've seen an image of Homer Simpson doing this. It's identical.
All that fighting for nothing, huh?
Don't you mean 'De-innovation'?
Unfortunately, all of us have seen stupider questions.
Thanks for sharing this video with us! It's very well made.
I think this would be a good video to put in one of the debating groups, it has been a while since the last Ukraine-related image/video.
Don't think like that, man. There are good people out there. I consider myself to be one, and you guys seem to be too.
God should give us a spaceship, so that we can take all the good people and leave this planet.
We will create a thriving civilization, enhance our knowledge and technology, and then, we come back to save Earth from the scum!
I'm afraid this burn is terminal, there is nothing that can be done about it.
I think this specific specimen descends from some kind of physical form of stupidity.
Thankfully, it's an extinct species, as there are no signs of its existence in modern times. Only Human-Stupidity hybrids.
I think this means the title of best wine is up for grabs...
BRING FORTH NEW CONTESTANTS!
I think he probably knew she was right, he just wanted to **** her off and confuse her. (As you can see, she "fixed" the spelling in the second sentence.)
The ultimate creation of the 'Murican war machine...
Everything is matter. Your computer, your chair, you, and every person you know. Even stupid people are. (A complete waste, but they still are.)
Potato is love, potato is life!
Both are right.
Dun Dun Duuuun!!!
Do you wanna know why, Elf? It's a very complex matter. Come closer...
...people are very, very stupid.
Japan-man! Japan-man! Does whatever a japan-man does! Can he be in a hentai? No he can't. He's a man. Look out! He is a japan-man!
When the idea of doing this parody came to my mind, I couldn't not do it. xD
Too late, 'Muricans ate/drank all of it already.
Nice, loved the details you've given them.
So, you're saying freedom tastes like ****?
Come to Authoritarianism today! We may look like ****, but we taste like chocolate!
Where do I sign in?
What a beautiful thing to see!
Indeed. It may not be critical, but it adds up to the value of the game, because it proves the passion and hard work that was put into it.
It's all in the little things. :)
It's resting in pure concentrated Britishness.
What can we learn from Kalga's mistake, kids?
Always hear the other side of the history. No matter how right you think you are, you should always hear the other 'POV' before you completely formulate your opinion.
Otherwise, you could be missing out "valuable information".
Why? There is so much empty space in space, they don't need to destroy a planet.
Don't forget to film it and post it here for us to see! :P
Aw, c'mon, guys! What have we talked about letting Natural Selection do its job?
If this doesn't prevent stupid people from doing stupid things, nothing will.
And that's exactly the plan.
Threat to sue them by explaining every law that prohibits them from doing that, when they ask how you know all that, say that you learnt it on the internet. xD
And it kinda makes sense...
Indeed, time very well spent. :D
Well, at least the kid is doing exercise.
You know what they say, intention is what matters.
Yeah, the current design is great already, but I believe they will only improve it.
This reminds me I still have to post my ideas in that thread, but I have to read it first.
And you will say you did that to increase our knowledge of what is life... for science... you monster.
I'm not THAT forever alone, Kalga.
Besides, I don't see how the Reichtangle would help me with that. (Would he incite me to Anschluss to fill that empty part of me?)
That's right, pal. Be patient, one day you'll find the right girl. All of us will. :)
At least I hope, I'm waiting since ever, but so far nothing. :(
It's full of lies, anyway. Poland on space? ********, I say!
See wetland's sky.
Instant karma strikes again.
He could be jumping around barking at the doors begging to leave the car.
This must be the Angry German Baby, the Angry German Kid's earlier form.
Yeah, it should be a quality game, and not some re-release.
Neither do I.
Someone please, into explaining.
Petty excuses are best excuses!
And just to get status.
Modern capitalist society in a nutshell.
*It sounded like...
Well, the physicists didn't create the laws, they just discovered them.
Poor doggy. :(
You all are right.
So... for not denying, you are affirming it's you.
I hope EA starts to see C&C as non-profitable and sells it to somebody that will take good care of it (maybe Petroglyph?). Well, if the next C&C goes the same way as Generals 2, it might happen.
I hope, at least.
I think Elf isn't just referring to biology, he's talking about every basic thing.
... since I can't think of any response to you right now...
Why troubleshoot when you can furiously click a button.
"Why are you looking at me?"
These things were really well made. xD
We are talking about Grammar Nazis here, they would probably beat him with dictionaries.
Actually, I think it would miss the girl by almost nothing. But, as you said, that's why Watson is there.
Whether it's one bullet or two, what matters is getting it done. For mankind.
Which representation are you referring to? I've been looking for a realistic one, but I haven't found one. (I'll be completely honest, I'm not searching that much)
Since when I watched Cosmos I now see atoms like the ones there, but that's 3D.
I guess we could see this as a 'Create your own humor' kind of thing. Look at the image and say something funny you can come up with.
I got nothing. :( This image simply reminds me CS 1.6. "HEADSHOT!"
Don't be so sure about that, there IS a shower you have never experienced before.
And it would be your worst nightmare...
And who loses is Alemanha.
I think he may be a corrupt police officer.
If you think English is a complex/complicated language, let me tell you, it isn't.
This is a great way to describe them. xD
It's super effective!
Cats are independent, if you don't care about him, he won't care about you, but if you treat him well, he will want to be with you and be petted.
If you remember an image that was posted a while ago (the one that talked about cats that take dead animals to their owners), they do that because they think you are a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat, that means they care about you. :)
If it were Half-Life 3, there would be nothing in this comic, only white space.
UPPER CASE LETTERS FOR THE UPPER CASE LETTERS GOD!
You are doing it wrong.
And by blood, they mean a lot of blood.
Simba cannot into kingdom yet, Simba too young. In future, Simba can into kingdom!
And don't forget the people that would think he is an angel.
They should have added a little of Nice to 'Murica too. All that Freedom, Liberté and Justice needed something to balance it.
Reichtangle loves you so much that he wants you near him, and he will never let you go.
Just be glad that nowadays we don't need to handwrite a lot, everything is typed. :D
Not only would that solve the overpopulation problem, but the stupidity one too, as only the idiots would be so stupid to do it.
We would solve one problem in the most efficient way possible.
That's a start, at least...
That only makes the situation worse, Earth is OUR home, so it means someone else put trash on OUR yard.
We should all be ****** right now.
Well, technically that area of space could be considered Earth's Yard.
You shall not see!
C'mon Stan, don't you like Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman? How can you possible not like Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubemans?
Everybody likes Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubemans.
"They will know fear."
See this to understand: Moddb.com
This image lacks Gordon Freeman.
Lord Gaben is not amused.
And it's written on the top of the windshield:
"visible objects are cheaters"
"I've seen things out there... horrible things."
Just change squirrel for rabbit: Moddb.com
And there goes my manliness.
Beautiful. There's so much variety, good job.
Look at the right side of the gif, at the bottom part of the train. There is a bush leaf swaying in the wind, you can notice it "teleporting" back to position when it is going back.
It's barely noticeable, this gif was really well made.
It took me a lot of time to see all of this. xD
The point of this image is that the fun fact isn't fun at all.
Your medications and therapies are no match for our mighty socialism! xD
More time to fight the power!
A similar thing happened to me a few months ago, the only difference is that it was still on the correct side, but in a way I could not cut the protection, like the guy did here. I had to cut the folded portion of the package.
I even took a pic of it, planning to post it here, but I procrastinated and then forgot about it. :/
But always remember, every choice has a consequence...
...so you better do it right.
...and democracy, never forget the democracy.
The emperor protects.
Legit? This is clearly fake, where is the bite?
I use the middle mouse button to open new tabs, but if I use it on the (view original) it just opens a "pop-up-like" thingy just like if I had pressed M1.
If what Elf said doesn't work, try opening this page in Incognito mode (or any equivalent in case the name changes from browser to browser).
I had the same problem and this worked for me.
Heavy approves this message.
Or perhaps you just didn't apply the duct tape correctly.
Definitely not worth it to spend so much money on an useless diamond.
Fight the power!
He looks more like "OH MY GOD!" to me, it might be the expression at his face.
Is this the men's equivalent of justgirlythings?
But what about the environmental damage that radiation would create? Earth doesn't deserve this.
That's why I, once again, suggest the Flamethrowers. The only effective way you can get rid of plagues is killing them with fire.
The combination of both is where the fun really lies.
The concept sounds awesome, tracking.
Pitchforks? There are way too many idiots on this world to kill them one by one, I would recommend flamethrowers.
Just remember, how do you get rid of infestations? You kill it with fire...
You have just provided a somewhat concrete evidence that he doesn't age.
This means that this myth is:
They cannot into conversation.
Well, this gives you a new way to look at things.
So does that means that a Multinational is a polygamy?
Really? For me, she looks like a bunch of sticks glued together.
But that's me, it just means we have different tastes.
That's it, Nature is mobilizing its army. Humanity has exploited Earth long enough, we are all doomed.
There is nothing to apologize for, Elf.
Well, people say love has no age...
Tiberium is the way, and the life. Embrace the tiberium future!
One vision, one purpose!
Ooh... Now I understand.
How are they supposed to keep peace if there is no peace to be kept.
It all makes sense now.
I want my vengeance to be close and personal...
...bring me my chainsaw!
It's a very original design, I like it. Good job!
This must be part of the 'Weapons for Dummies' book...
This isn't a copy, this is a spiritual successor made by the same people that made Path of Shadows.
Indeed. I always see the same people here on the Humor group.
We are a small but united community!
When I saw this image I remembered a quote that is about knowledge and ignorance, but unfortunately I don't remember it and couldn't find it with a quick search. :( (If you know, please post it)
But I found another one just as good and appropiate:
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Current international relations in a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen.
Death & Beyond.
We offer you the answer of what lies after live. Quickly and painlessly...
Sounds interesting, tracking.
"I have no idea what I'm doing."
If you are referring to the continent, then yes, I live in America.
If you are referring to the US, then no, I don't live in America.
*Ba Dum Tss!*
So, why haven't you done that yet, Bill?
Well, I'm a man, but I don't drink...
When I read 'occupation' I already knew what would be the joke. xD
This is why chairs/sofas/etc exist, for sitting...
That's why I always disliked Group Projects.
Well, they do say that too much of something, even a good thing, can be bad.
And day after day, stupidity achieves new highs.
But most people can't come up with a well-planned murder (they aren't smart enough), so they better stay with the first option.
Wow, This is awesome.
I like how they are different to one another, not only the races themselves, but also the technology that we can see in their cockpits.
It needed to be said.
*Cries in hapines*
Yeah, I agree with Elf. (So bring double the hate)
and everything in the shade, is a backup toilet.
BMW is German, but what guarantees that this car was manufactured by Germans? They probably have factories all over the world, this car could have been built somewhere else, where they clearly didn't follow the instructions rigorously.
She probably lost all of her luck not getting hit that day.
Or could also mean "Lots of Lies"...
It is good to see that Natural Selection is working in full speed again. So many reports of successful missions recently.
Well, that's disappointing.
It's really nice to see how the game evolved during development, it was a really interesting read. :)
Wow, it looks really promising, can't wait to see more. Definitely tracking.
But in ways that we will never fully comprehend...
Some people just wanna watch the world burn.
It arrives to the taste buds...
...in the trillions.
Wait, Death made me lose time by reading a useless comment?
I demand that time back.
Well, try to be more specific next time.
Maybe that's why he lost, to prevent people from noticing.
Raptor Report to Mission Command: Day #31: 'Muricans still believe I'm on their side. They suspect nothing.
And freedom, don't forget the freedom.
If you want you could contact one of ModDB's admins and they will move the ModDB page to IndieDB, keeping all the content and trackers, just like how INFRA did (Incase you don't know, both sites are connected, which means that everyone on ModDB will still be able to track the development).
If Wicked isn't a mod anymore it would be more fitting. It would also keep all the feedback on the same page, which would keep the community together, instead of having the community scattered.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too!
Totally agree, I can only see some dots in the sky. :(
Fixed the ladder, now it goes from +11 to +1.
Just so you see how nice of a person I am.
The idea and the concepts look awesome, tracking.
Is it coincidence that a developer named Unknown Worlds first made a game on space with aliens and now is making a game in the oceans, which many people consider we know very little of? xD
The emptiness feels in place, seeing as this is a savanna map.
And I agree about symetrical maps, a few of them is alright, but all of the maps symetrical gets too repetitive. With assymetrical maps, even if you play on the same map, the game and tactics will vary a little, depending on the spawn point.
Trust me! I'm an engineer.
With epic gear and epic skill.
There never is enough vodka!!!
And I don't even drink, I'm just jumping inside the vodka jokes bandwagon. xD
You appear to be a intelligent person, so please, don't die. We can't have more losses, the world has far too much stupid people for each intelligent person, every one counts.
EA must be feeling proud of themselves, they just destroyed a word to millions of gamers.
I freaking love this wolf.
*insert another derogatory comment about 'Murica in response to butthurt comment*
Great designs, the Support Plant reminds me of NS2's Shade.
Seems interesting, can't wait to see more. Tracking.
Seems interesting, tracking.
The PC Master Race shall ascend to glory once again!
They already got 25 million (and counting), it seems like they won't have money problems (at least any time soon). xD
Good to see everything coming back to normal. Can't wait to PB5. :)
Long live TS Modding!
I believe the correct sentence would be:
... it should be killed with fire.
The Insulin Boost pick-up is located after the next turn.
This one is early in the game, I suppose they get harder as we progress through the game.
Thanks, but I'm getting the Flamethrower.
Natural camouflage against aerial reconnaissance.
The ultimate conspiracy...
But why would aliens need Western military technology? I suppose they would have even better tech if they managed to get here.
Good to hear it will come to PC. Can't wait. :)
I did this until when I noticed I was "tracking" so many mods here on ModDB, then I created an account and things became so much easier and simplier.
In case all these links aren't enough: Go see a doctor, you need it.
Looking awesome. Tracking.
It's high-tech camouflage, the enemy thinks it's just a small tank when it's actually a Titan. xD
Looks interesting, can't wait to see more. Tracking.
I've gotta say, the OST is awesome, and this is my favorite track of these 4 EU ones.
I only noticed when I got to this last pic. xD
I don't think it will require GFW live, because M$ is discontinuing it next year. (They closed the marketplace this year, but GFW live will be closed next year sometime in june/july, I can't remember the exact date)
Yay, I guessed right! (Thanks to the similarities between Portuguese and Italian)
Ok, so is the track from somewhere else? If yes, can I ask the name of it?
Awesome trailer, is the music in it from the soundtrack of the game?
As the description says "better not to say anything".
That Hand of Nod, so beautiful.
(All structures are awesome, it's just that I always loved the Hand design)
Whatever it is, it's beautiful.
But what if he's playing as terrorist?
Awesome models and textures.
And I don't know, how hard it is to keep everybody happy?
And it's spreading through the air!!! (see the woman in the back)
Awesome music, great to create the mood, I'm guessing it plays in the main menu?
Or a new monitor.
I would stay away from it. It's a simple and efficient plan.
Looks interesting, tracking.
Wow, it looks awesome, can't wait.
And lol at the Starcraft mention. xD
lol, that was awesome.
Nice story, tracking.
And let me guess, then you will toss the sun inside a bigger star just to be even more sure it's dead?
Well, you have to start somewhere...
Aerial Units. Problem solved.
Only time will tell.
This means there will be vehicles in the multiplayer? Awesome concept, btw.
I already told him that in the indie page, he said he already contacted them, let's wait a little bit.
Awesome trailer. The mod is looking really good.
I think it would be nice to use supply crates, I searched and I found a image of a crate with lots of pistols (they looked like the Walther P38) and it looks like a good way to manage the supplies, unfortunately I could not find a lot of images.
I always thought it should be called "Mortal Selection", but Rockdown sounds awesome too. I hope someone (either UWE or the community) keeps developing these mods from the mod jam.
Will we be able to see all the supplies, for instance, if there is 10 Bren will we be able to see all 10 throughout the room?
Fastest would be more fitting, but I don't think biggest is completely wrong, it sends the message without any problem, unlike "your" when they mean to say "you're".
It's really interesting to see how the game has evolved through the time. The game is looking good.
What is the music on the video?
It sounds promising, Tracking.
I track this since before the name change, 3-4 years, I don't remember for sure. xD
Do you plan to release this on PC too? or only OUYA?
The game is looking great!
About the absorbing animation of the fire, I think the fire should be "sucked" by the player. I don't know about the hands, we can't see them very well from that point of view.
Yeah, I saw the name on the kickstarter page, Breakers, I only used zombies so everyone could easily understand the comparison.
@dhernandez: Good to hear, can't wait to see it in action.
Sounds Interesting. Tracking. I liked the fact that it isn't ordinary zombies, but will it change gameplay? Will they be more tactical and smart in their actions?
Looking good. Is the music ingame or was it added to the video after recording?
Awesome trailer, let's hope it brings many more players to NS2.
Looks great, can't wait to see more. It's good to see an update, it's been some time since Cloudbuilt or Ovelia: The Wake received an update.
Looks interesting, I'm curious about the reload mechanics, will there be a button for each step? "eject the magazine from your gun then insert a new one and finally release the slide", and, with shotguns, will we need to pump a new bullet to the chamber manually? I always thought it could be nice to have this functionality in games. Tracking.
It really looks unique, can't wait to see it ingame!
Level very well done, good job!
Two words: Can't and wait = Can't wait!
the tournament, I remember that part, so lagged. the tournament was very good.
First off, let's not blame North Korea for this, they said they are not involved with this, and even the FBI said that they are probably not involved. ('Muricans usually put the blame on their enemies almost instantly, the fact they didn't do it this time has to mean something.)
Secondly, North Korea said that this movie is "... an act of war.". You can't complain about that. The US once said that hacking another country is an act of war, and yet, not too long after that, we discovered that they hacked Germany and Brazil (and probably others). According to what they said, they declared war on these countries.
Thirdly, the hackers were probably bluffing, but still, the fact they ceded because of fear, which is the main weapon of actual terrorists (I say 'actual' because every enemy of state is being denominated a terrorist, which is not right), could send a message to those terrorists that, if done right, terror tactics can work even against the "most powerful country of the world", which could bring the resurgence of terror attacks against the US and NATO countries.
Now, finally answering the question: No one will ever be able to defeat them completely, even if you try to kill them all, some will survive, and then change focus to rebuild their organization. The only thing you can really do is not give reasons for people to think that fighting alongside them they will be fighting against evil, which is a thing the US doesn't do well, because everytime they invade someplace they end up killing a lot of civilians in the process.
In other words, this is a case of Evil vs Evil, and a bunch of idiots on both sides that behave like very good pawns.
It depends mainly on the situation, but since the example is the US, most of their interventions were unjustified.
A good example of bad interventionism is Libya, there is no denying that with Gaddafi it was bad, but apparently they managed to only make it worse.
lol. I wish I knew why these cats were doing that, I only know the yellow one, because I've seen him before.
Germany getting angry?
Anschluss times are of comings...
I know the feel, that's how I feel when people do stupid things.
Needless to say, it happens frequently...
And sometimes during a match, there would be a huge momentary increase in production and, therefore, an even bigger economy boost.
Kark-Jocke, add to the news an explanation on how people can retrieve their original comments.
Bisszy4ever said how in his comment, but maybe not everyone will see it, so it would be good to put it in the news itself, so that when people read to know what happened they will get it at the same time, in case they don't know. (They can even filter the comments by 'Articles', in case they wrote a lot of comments since then.)
Sorry for posting this here, just trying to help, it would suck to lose the opportunity to get the game because of this minor problem.
I love deployable vehicles, I don't know how to explain why, but I just do, and these ones look awesome!
After a quick Google search, it seems there is a video showing a dolphin doing that (I haven't watched it yet, I'll do it later).
But honestly, this doesn't surprise me, I've seen a while ago that dolphins rape each other, male penguins that trade sex with other males for pretty stones that they use to make their nest to attract females, and an otter that used the dead body of another animal (after a quick search, I think it was a baby seal) to satisfy his sexual needs for a week, until the body sank.
These things appear to be quite common in the animal kingdom.
Damn nature, you scary!
Shut up and take my Oscar!
yall fagits beter shut the *** up or ill kick ur ases out the istratosfere!!!11one
This is probably an ad looking for human test subjects.
Hulk's photo is a subtle way to say: "We do not take responsibility for genetic mutations."
I doubt the pay is any good, though.
I remember seeing an image, that I believe was posted here a long time ago, about dangerous koalas, but I can't remember it.
I wanted to post it here, it would have been a funny mention. :(
The bold letters make it even better.
I still don't know a lot about Warhammer 40K, but I think the Imperium should not say no to more soldiers.
Well, there can't be shorter game than that. xD
When, after the people that think they are the owners of reason (people who think they know everything) say something is offensive, the sheeple (which is needless to say, are incapable of thinking by themselves) adopt their opinions as the ultimate truth.
What should we do? Not give a single damn, and keep doing what we are doing.
What if they start ******* you off? Do it worse.
Poor little France, waving the white flag while on Brazildragon's hand.
357 maps. I remember that, when I replayed Tiberian Sun a few years ago, I only stopped playing after I had played every skirmish map at least once. If I do the same for MO it will take some time...
It has been some time since the last time I searched for a copy of The First Decade, I think I'll do it again. I really don't want to have to get The Ultimate Edition, I saw that the community found a way of making mods work on it, but it still requires Origin, and I don't want to have to use it.
Tell that to snipers...
It's so good to read news of a mod coming back.
I wish you guys the best of luck and I hope things go well so that you can also develop the other mods you want to make. :)
I was going to say "Hell no!", but after reading the comments above I noticed the flaw.
I mainly use cable internet, so yes, I would live without Wi-Fi for a month to win 1 million dollars.
But I will not live a single day without internet for 1 million dollars. (Well, I can live a single day without internet, so maybe yes, but not more...)
Whaaat? I would never ever lie about something that could potentially put any of my fellow ModDBers in trouble...
*looks both sides*
But seriously, it isn't because this is ModDB, people could give you genuine advice here. The thing is, why would anyone believe in something that is in a group called "Humor, satire, parody"? If this advice was legit, it would not be in this group.
A very beautiful gun, but nothing will ever substitute the Steyr AUG for me. Ever since I first saw/used it in CS 1.6, I love her.
And even though I'm disappointed by its reload animations in CS:GO not being as awesome as in CS 1.6, I still love her.
But some male members have said that they have girlfriends, they would not lie to their fellow ModDBers, would they?
This word means the same thing in Portuguese as it does in Spanish, so I can guarantee to you that this is 100% legit. You can feel free to go ahead and use it to make a completely unexpected surprise to your girlfriend.
I guarantee that her reaction will go beyond your expectations...
Spider-cat! Spider-Cat! Does whatever a Spider-cat does! Can he ever take a bath? No he can't. He's a cat. Look out! He is a Spider-cat!
But how can communism have killed billions if there are only 7 million people on earth?
The only reason I remembered the subject of the novel was because of the image on the Wet Floor Sign and the comments, I've been enough on the internet to understand these things.
I see the lite dark side of the internet has reached ModDB...
SEAL THE GATES BEFORE THE OTHER SIDE FLOODS OUR SAFE HAVEN!
How is it physically possible to flip a tank? I can understand falling from an edge, but I don't see any edge in this pic.
Nothing can stand in the way of human stupidity, not even physics itself!
Well, that is cover, it just isn't good cover...
If you get arrested you will have to use part of that money to pay the bail. And another part to bribe your, now former, best friend.
Just keep that in mind. (Should not be much, though...)
But I don't have Skype.
Indeed, the original definition is pretty much dead. They used to want equality, but now that this equality was pretty much reached (nothing is, nor ever will be, perfect), they want superiority, special treatment.
I'm not saying that every single woman thinks like that, because obviously, not all do, probably just a very vocal minority does.
But this minority is starting to be a pain in the ***. Especially because the media, with its "politically correctness", is always defending these "oppressed" sides and spreading it as the correct.
Then the sheeple get bad influence from all this because they are unable of creating their own opinion after a quick, but in-depth search of what is happening...
Most of us thought he became a doctor, this is how these stories work. But, like exactinmidget92 said, this is very much like that elephant one. Sooner or later, depending on how frequently we see these type of stories, it will start being predictable.
Not less funny, just predictable.
If this was supposed to scare me they failed, the two on the tree were alternating at a constant speed, when it took slightly longer for something to happen, I knew something was going to appear on the screen.
But I agree with elMengu, this is still kinda creepy, I like it. :D
Man up and face it like a man!
*Says someone who hasn't played the game*
I would check my flanks if I were you, he seems to be a distraction...
"Why are these damn humans looking at us!?"
I think he's a masochist.
I love how the title makes it sound like good news. :P
I'll wait to see if the port ends up being good or not, if it ends up being really good at least they delayed it instead of giving us a ****** port. The game seems pretty fun from what I've seen on Youtube videos.
Maybe Rockstar has learned from their mistakes and they want to make a quality PC version, and, because of the fact they didn't care before, they don't have a lot of knowledge on PC, so they preferred to delay it.
Well, I can hope, at least...
So much win. Someone should make this in a short film or something.
Sometimes I say that half of the people alive don't deserve to live, this only serves as evidence...
BURN THE HERETIC!
Both Orlando and Leonardo lost a lot of fans, and gained a lot of fans.
The main difference being that they lost bad fans and gained high quality fans.
And my respect for them, as human beings, has grown.
This was a productive week for mankind. :)
Yeah, I think the current red/black theme ModDB has should stay.
I agree, I don't share the near-universal like people have of minimalism. xD
Pretty nice, but is this "random" or did they make this taking into consideration the storylines of those games?
Asking just to be sure, I haven't played any of those games. (PC can't run or is a console exclusive. :( )
She's about to have a bloody good time.
No problem. :)
It's... PAYBACK TIME!
Of course there is a reference to M$ here, this is a Halo-themed mod that is being/will be made for Star Citizen and, therefore, just like many other mods that are Halo-themed, it has this disclaimer.
This isn't Star Citizen's ModDB page.
But none of us eat babies, they are taken care of and fattened until they can give us a lot of meat, and by that times they are already adults.
Congratulations, it's good to know many more people are also waiting for this amazing mod. :D
Filthy peasants think they have a say to what happens in the gaming industry.
We are eternal, the pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, they are nothing.
Long Live PC Master Race!
But you gotta agree, they are indeed beautiful. :)
The comments make this image even better. xD
I would remember every detail of it until the day I die. :)
According to the last bit, we are stalkers.
This is pretty nice. That ending was unexpected, though. xD
very butt hurt
PS: apologies for the usage of an overused meme, but I think it fits this situation well.
Damn nature, you are awesome.
04/05/2016?? This image is from the future!!!
That sounds interesting. It sure is a better way to use armies instead on a war.
I noticed him on the small preview image before loading this page...
...probably because I saw a similar image before. xD
Someone exterminate these.. beings, immediately.
Their crime: Excessive Stupidity & Contamination of the Gene Pool.
And soon enough, of DEATH!!
Well, then (if it isn't Frank Klepacki) I'm out of guesses. xD I'll wait to see.
Happy holidays guys, can't wait to play PB5.
Someone we are very familiar with? My guesses would be:
Frank Klepacki (but you already have an OST)
or Joe Kucan.
Consolists don't have good arguments anymore, so now they just say that modding is ruining the game, I've been seeing those comments all over the internet on consoles vs PC comment sections. It's sad. xD
Awesome video. I agree with Sly442, give the creator some gold cookies!
I voted as soon as the voting started.
I brought more popcorn, I'll share with you guys.
*Hands bowls of popcorn*
So, in the perspective of cats, we are all giant hairless cats that suck at being a cat?
We have to show them! We can be the best cats the world has ever seen!! They will regret to have underestimated us!
Seems like CNN is fueling even more the stereotype the world has of the 'Muricans.
And then our first game will be a huge success. xD
I want them too! There seems to be a lot of them, we'll share.
It was worth a try.
This is the only place I've ever seen democracy, on paper...
p620 is right, if this is an indie game that uses CryENGINE 3 (like the summary says) then it should be under the "games" section and not under the "mods" one. Just add in the description that this is a spiritual sucessor to JP:OG.
If you want to move the page just contact one of ModDB's admins, they will move it to you.
Life's biggest truth.
Wow, so much appeasement. Can't wait.
Will you release the original Appeasement with the full OST?
Sometimes the best part of a image is the comments on it. XD
Completely true, but most people can't see it. Those sheeps...
Either this is a big mistake or a great taunt.
The one at the bottom is Dark Souls.
I prefer the Steyr AUG.
There is a huge possibility, people always release unofficial patches.
Well, technically not even the legs touch the ladder, we just float up and down in front of it. xD
This already looks awesome.
When you used the wind element in the sand at 2:10 does the sand that got pushed just disappear? Because I didn't notice the sand level growing at the sides or behind it.
The effects look awesome, but I agree with vader333, use them with powerful weapons.
Awesome, so much green. I hope some of the green areas are accessible. xD
This is the most innovative and ground-breaking creation in game design of all times. I'm telling you, this will be huge, HUGE!!!
Looks awesome, and those concepts are simply beautiful.
Are you going to re-record the lines or write brand new ones?
"They will know fear"