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He was probably thinking: "What is this stupid lizard doing?"

Then we must take into consideration that animals don't have the same intelligence as we do. They aren't irrational (as people love to say), but their data processing is inferior to ours.

So this means he probably got to the conclusion: "What if stupidity is infectious? I better not eat this."

Add that conclusion to the fact it was indeed a weird thing, the snake got to the obvious and acceptable conclusion to go away.

I don't blame the snake, sometimes I look at human stupidity and its reach and I wonder if it really isn't infectious...

I tried playing EUIV during the free weekend, didn't end up well. xD

I played the full tutorial, then I started a match...

I played as the Ottomans, got 1/3 of my territory occupied. (Ottomans are good for beginners, the game said...) Then I tried playing as Portugal, England dragged me to the 100 Years' War and a bunch of French troops appeared out of nowhere in the north, I lost almost all of my troops, then they gave me the option to surrender.

In both tries, I could not get the hang of making money.

I decided to search more about the game (I saw a lot of people saying the wiki is a good place to go, I'll take a look at that) before trying again. I'm glad the game has a demo, I just hope it's good.

So, we'll have to wait to see the final version? At least you had the decency of giving us chairs. I feel bad for the people who arrive when all of them have been taken, though...

Looking great as usual!

Crap, I had a question a while ago that I wanted to do if you guys did another Q&A, but I forgot it. :( I'll try to remember it, until when do I need to post it here?

And does the rule of 1 question per user still applies in this Q&A?

And our diseases. We didn't keep anything to ourselves, we shared everything!

Indeed. Maxis died a long time ago, they just stopped pulling the strings on its dead corpse.

*Ba Dum Tss!*

Ohh, I get it now. I thought it had been some kind of problem during the upload of the images.

Being without electricity sucks, the most I've ever been continuously without it was for some hours (sometimes happening again a few days later, and then again), but never for more than 1 day.

So, it seems things haven't improved a lot since the last time I asked?

If Lord Gaben thought TF2 needed hats, TF2 needed hats. If Lord Gaben thinks TF2 needs even more hats, TF2 needs even more hats.

People like you are the reason he doesn't deem us worthy of HL3.

Hail Gaben!

:p

This is 100% metal, I didn't understand a single word they said.

It was added at the same time the comment tags ('Author', 'Creator' and 'Staff' for ModDB/IndieDB staff) were added.

They didn't mention it on the news announcing comment tags, but people asked on the comments and they replied.

The news is here, just go down to nearly the bottom of the first page of comments and it's there, replies from TKAzA, Erayser and INtense!.

Moddb.com

ModDB removed '- karma' from creators and authors.

Authors are people that posted content. (Like GypsyBastard on this image)

Creators are admins of pages. (Like Sanguinius here on HSP)

You are the admin of your own profile, if you go to the comments there you will see that you can't receive '- karma', just like how I can't receive it on my own profile.

This only applies in places you are an admin or in content you posted, no matter where you posted it. Anywhere else you can still receive '- karma'.

Not just to you.

I guess his room, PC desk and brother will remain as a mystery for us...

We will get Half-Life 3 when Lord Gaben deems us worthy.

Be patient, brothers, for Lord Gaben will bless us when the time comes!

No one, not even the members of the Glorious PC Master Race, can question his mighty wisdom.

I see that the Nod finale is included, does this means that both campaigns are complete now?

That's all I've been waiting to play it. I didn't want to start it and then have to wait to play the rest, that would result in both a somewhat broken continuity (because of the big pause) and me getting my *** kicked if I had not played the mod in some time. xD

Not only Europe and the US, the whole world should unite against them.

It doesn't matter if you are pro-rebel or pro-government in the Syrian Civil War, we all agree that ISIS should be destroyed. ISIS should become nothing but a dark part of history, which would be remembered by nothing but the blood of all their followers splattered on the desert of Syria/Iraq and everywhere else they managed to infect.

Is the video stopping at 19 sec for anyone else? It says it's 33 seconds long but it stops at 19 as if it was buffering.

It happens very rarely, but it has been happening for a long time. I hate when ModDB does this...

So, if we change camera, nobody got a red card?

The floor is wet, that improved the reflection. Now it would depend of the indirect light and also what she was wearing, maybe they weren't seeing her underwear/private parts clear as day, but it was easily noticeable the color of her underwear (or maybe even that she weren't wearing any ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)).

Maybe her underwear was a bright color, which reflected more light, or maybe it was a dark one and it contrasted with her light skin color. Both of which would make it noticeable.

It doesn't need to be clear as day for it to make that reaction on those two.

It's not magic, it's physics.

SCIENCE!

I think this actually means that the **** is a pussy...

Isn't it obvious, he is Juan de las Nieves.

Russian Santa.

Delivering shells instead of coal to naughty children!

Good eyes. It looks like he may have been pushed...

ANIMAL VIOLENCE! IDENTIFY THE WOMAN AND CALL THE AUTHORITIES!

Crap, I was going to post this image here. :(

I was gonna name it "Breach and Clear" and post a comment saying:

That was what I thought when I saw the cat.

This feels like food porn...

'Murica's favorite type of porn.

Repost.

But it is so good I saw it again.

Mankind destroyed itself before reaching space.

Winner: Universe

Well, technically you said it...

I try to prevent it from going above 500.

It has been years since the last time I've seen that counter on 0. Not sure if that's a good or a bad thing...

You can also play tennis with the moon.

PS: *football

Then this image is even worse, because there is no person in it. :P

Video game logic is best logic!

"Stop, human, just stop."

Designer #1: Where will we put the filling tube?

Designer #2: Let's put it here. *points at location*

Designer #1: But if we put it there it will look like a *****.

Designer #2: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*Many years later, while reading Designer #2's testament*

...and about that Spider-man ballon I did many years ago, tell the world I did it for the lulz.

Moddb.com Almost 10 minutes to find it again. Why did I waste so much time because of one image? I don't know, probably because cats...

The heresy is a huge turn off, I'm glad to see fellow members of the Master Race agree with this.

PS: I think the video would have been even funnier if the title didn't give away the actual content of it.

Is it hot there now or are you referring to when it's summer? And out of curiosity, what are the highest temperatures you Europeans get?

And living in a city where the summer is hot as ****, I also understand why they would do this.

Depends on who's shooting.

A Stormtrooper would still miss even if he was aiming away from it.

Accident porn? Yeah, right, "accident".

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Only if it's the road's floor, the sidewalk is only for living bodies.

Indeed, I've seen this image a while ago in Portuguese. (obviously, it was another company.)

He then comes back and says that he has changed his mind, and has sex with the 3 women, which was even better than it would have been if he had had sex with them right away, because of the fact the women were even more ***** than before.

"Just as planned..."

I agree with this 110%!

I just searched about this, and, honestly, Fox News being stupid doesn't surprise me, they deserve being mocked at.

Every time something violent of big magnitude happens (things that are out of the ordinary, rare), some people generalize.

I'm surprised they didn't just say that all of Paris is dangerous. xD

Let's be honest, if EA makes another C&C, they are probably going to **** it up, so it's better they don't.

I hope a good developer will buy C&C from EA and bring it back in all its glory. I believe this is the best we can hope for.

Dead or alive, you're coming with me...

It's easier for women to be pretty, but not all are. And most use makeup, even the ones that don't need it (Which makes no sense, because I've heard that makeup speeds the aging of the skin, and for some reason, women that don't need it, use it.)

Emiya-Archer, that's probably why people say "Doesn't matter, had sex".

Maybe?

Spreading the wealth to the proletariat!

It might not work, but it still looks cool.

The joke is that a pokemon named Darude has learned Sandstorm.

Because Darude - Sandstorm.

It's impossible you have never seen this stupid-*** meme somewhere on the internet...

Yeah, doesn't make any sense. But does it only happen in the US or in all english-speaking countries?

The 'Murican Dream has been crushed by those 3 words...

But I humoured, I said that that human being is equal to **** because of how unintelligent he is by putting his head inside a toilet, that's humour.

:(

Honestly, I think the toilet is the one that is full of ****, just look at the size of the stack.

Meanwhile, off the screen:

No. 6: Your time will come No. 5, your time will come...

Yeah, I also never had a woman as a friend.

Well, I only ever had school friends, when they changed school or when I finished school I lost contact.

*plays 'Mr. Lonely' on the background*

*my enemies' kids would love this.

I have another version of this image, smaller in size, but longer, but the file size is bigger than the maximum allowed. :(

Merry Christmas!

He has reached a whole new level of hardcore.

I'm impressed by how you are capable of discovering the gaming preferences of a person by simply reading 3 short sentences that focuses on 1 specific trait of games. Congrats!

Now, sarcasm aside: I like realism in games, but I think people exaggerate by wanting minimalist HUDs in basically every single game (and I'm not referring to realism-focused games).

If I didn't like realistic games, I would not be tracking this game, nor many others I track here on ModDB.

Is it realistic to have ammo and mags counters? No, but there is no way I can look-at-them/feel-the-pocket-with-my-hand to have an idea of the amount of mags I have. Can I mentally count the amount of bullets I've fired? Yes, but besides that soldiers know the weight of their guns loaded and empty, this helps give an idea, and there is no way I can feel the weight of a virtual gun. They can also pop the mag out to see if it's low (I don't know if this could be done on WW2 guns, though), I would love this feature on games.

About the map, if you read the "Heads Up" Dev Blog, you will know there will be a physical map, just like in Far Cry 2, which is one of the many features I love of that game.

About the posture, I never needed anything to tell me that, most games don't even have that. Only a minority of games have that, I have no idea why.

Next time, try not to decipher a person's likes/preferences if you don't know said person, nor has the necessary information to do it, it makes you seem like an arrogant person that thinks you know everything, even if that wasn't your intention.

Really? Is this why people like minimal HUDs so much?

I never had a problem with HUDs, if I need the information, I get it, if I don't, I don't even notice it's there.

You could make an option so that we can choose if we want it always showing or not, it's pretty minimal already, so it would be better to give the choice to the players.

Looks really nice, good job.

It's better to seem stupidly funny than just stupid.

Praise Gaben and you will be rewarded.

Hail the Glorious PC Master Race!

Poor fools...

You are asking about their leaving now, that's one thing I would not recommend...

Run for your life!

Aww Yeah!

*Grabs flamethrower*

This gonna be just like that scene from District 9 where they burn the alien's eggs.

These people make no sense, caring so much for the opinion of a bunch of idiots. Some even think about committing suicide, some ACTUALLY COMMIT SUICIDE! I don't understand how somebody can be so sensitive about the opinion of other people.

I can't empathise with these people either. The definition of empathise is: "understand and share the feelings of another". The problem is: I fail to understand these people.

But I will stop right here, this isn't the place to discuss about these things, this is the humor group after all. This would be a good topic for the debate group.

Then it should be either 'DS' or '2<inverted D here>'. :P

Maybe he's like those people that like to have bees on their bodies.

Each to their own, I guess...

Indeed, what Erayser said.

If you think it looks good (Notice that it says 'looks', not 'is'), vote for it. These mods will compete against other unreleased mods that also can't be played, therefore, we also don't know if they are good, only that they look good.

It doesn't matter the PC you can afford, what matters is who you are. My brother and I were in the same situation as you, but we were always loyal to the Master Race, and that's what matters.

It doesn't matter when you buy your gaming PC, PC Gaming and the PC Master Race will not go anywhere.

But always know, that every single member of the Master Race always wishes for the best for its fellow brothers. The PC Master Race will always be on your side.

Hail Lambeosaurus!

Looks awesome, tracking. :)

Well, we constantly laugh at people's stupidity here, maybe because those parents are idiots?

So, you only added a little bit of Christmas to your avatar because ads told you it's Christmas, and now you are indirectly telling other people that it's Christmas, because of your slightly modified avatar.

It's an endless circle... Until Christmas is over, of course.

He's British, they don't have Thanksgiving. He's already in the mood for Christmas, just like me. :D

What if that isn't a pregnant woman, but a person mechanically augmented to have Wi-Fi available at all times?

Has technology gone too far?

This gets pretty weird sometimes...

Now, what matters is: Will he succeed?

But if afterlife and god don't exist, when he died, he would not go anywhere, the life of his body would simply end, and he would have never gotten the answer.

Therefore, the fact that the genie killed him serves as a confirmation that, at least, afterlife exists. There he would get the answer if god exists (and if yes, which of the religions was right).

Even worse, the vengeful spirit commanded the spiderlings that were born from her egg nest.

They spread all over his house, got a ride with him to his job, they even found a way to the houses of his friends/family, always on standby, disturbing no other person, awaiting for his arrival, to haunt him...

LISTEN THE PROPHET!

Sometimes, when I go to a video on Machinima Trailer Vault, it uses the old comment system, no one has any idea of why, but if you want to see it, you could try to find a video there that uses it, it's frequent, but not too much.

The rest of the page is still the current one, though, only the comment system is sometimes different.

Have fun there Kalga, I'm gonna get some pussy...

*goes to local pet shop*

We all know that the creators of kid's tv shows/movies always hide innuendos (mostly sexual) on them, that only adults (which nowadays even preteens) understand.

AFAIK, most of these are old fairy tales, so I don't think this applies to them, but I would not be surprised if even the people back then also did that.

This would be among the most amazing trolling/pranks in the history of mankind.

It fits and represents japanese culture (according to stereotypes) really well. xD

It's compact enough, if you look more closely, the tag was added to a small space that already existed. If you use the mouse pointer to measure it, you can see that nearly nothing was added.

Besides, if you see the size of a one-line comment, it's only the necessary for the photo, name/time posted, the comment itself, and the reply/karma at the corner.

The size only increases if it's a big comment, like this one.

It's the Military Police of the state of Rio de Janeiro.

Unless there is someone with a very similar flag, as I can't see it very well in this pic.

Me too. The only problem is that, from what I can see from videos, the movement seems too slow, at least from my preferences.

But I don't see Halo videos for very long, the amount of aim-assist ****** me off. xD

These types of things make me think that grey matter is composed of a rare element that not everyone has access to while developing the brain...

It doesn't matter whether they need it or not, they will get it, eventually...

Unless you are a serial killer...

I've heard this joke a few times, can anybody confirm if it actually happened or not?

Not killing each other is a very important part in any relationship.

Natural Selection taking place, I see.

PS: lol at the world map, not even Alaska is there.

I'm glad this didn't happen with me.

Comment explaining it: Moddb.com

All hail science! For it could explain why Polan can't into space!

Is this you?

The Police Officers probably stay to eat something.

After a quick search of what they sell, I came to the conclusion that their profits would increase exponentially if they sold donuts, they already have the police officers as customers...

Should I feel pity of whom? The T-rex or the Hippo?

It would probably depend if I'm playing or not against the T-rex...

Don't worry, I know I'll like Portal since when I saw a walkthrough of it back in 2008/2009 (I don't remember exactly when). Fortunately, I just got my Gaming PC, now I just need to buy it at some point.

And, as a plus, so much time has passed since when I watched that walkthrough that I most certainly forgot all the puzzles. :D

We are talking about technology, not genetic engineering/biotechnology.

And don't forget, we all know people are stupid since when people are people...

SURPRISE BUTTSEX!

Because we all know that you are not a real sniper unless you got a cute doggie.

Or he's being trained for scout missions...

It's great, good job!

But if the threat doesn't work, you will have to do something, and that might have a cost, whether monetary or not.

Well, I guess things haven't calmed down a lot...

You know that these things really mess with OCD people, right?

I like your way of thinking.

The concept got me intrigued, can't wait to see more. Tracking.

But it's not like the money is going to somewhere it's going to be useful, so I don't think it's really a good thing...

Reading this gave me a nostalgic feeling. lol

People don't use this alot anymore (or I'm just not going to the stupid side of the internet).

But then it would not be exorbitantly profitable for the military-industrial complex.

It doesn't need to be superior, nor efficient, it needs to have as many unnecessary new technologies as possible, so that they can charge more for it and patent it.

I get it. 'Muricans eat a lot so that they don't have to share with starving populations, because, as Kalga said ( Moddb.com ), sharing is socialist heresy.

Apparently, it's discarded/confiscated weapons after the war.

Actually, that would be if everything worked and we knew why.

Humanity stronk! Remove idiots, so that humanity even stronker!

After seeing the first one (and the images around it), I think I remember it now. I probably didn't remember because, c'mon, there must be dozens, if not hundreds, of thousands of images here. xD

I don't remember the second one, I probably saw that image after the change was made. (By seeing the dates of those comments, he changed it right after you posted yours, probably before I came to see what was new)

But the important thing is: How did you find those images so quickly?

Really? I don't remember seeing this here. And I don't think I would have lost this twice.

Perhaps he wants you, and only you, therefore, only you could see him before.

This is the real Fappening, ladies and gentlemen.

Kalga, you gotta be nice to people in this situation, you can't give them all the bad news at once.

Give them some, let them assimilate that information, and then you give the rest.

Anonymous Proxy is a great place to live in, nobody knows who you are, or where you reside.

It's so peaceful.

Yes, especially because I've seen an image of Homer Simpson doing this. It's identical.

All that fighting for nothing, huh?

Don't you mean 'De-innovation'?

Unfortunately, all of us have seen stupider questions.

Thanks for sharing this video with us! It's very well made.

I think this would be a good video to put in one of the debating groups, it has been a while since the last Ukraine-related image/video.

Don't think like that, man. There are good people out there. I consider myself to be one, and you guys seem to be too.

God should give us a spaceship, so that we can take all the good people and leave this planet.

We will create a thriving civilization, enhance our knowledge and technology, and then, we come back to save Earth from the scum!

I'm afraid this burn is terminal, there is nothing that can be done about it.

I think this specific specimen descends from some kind of physical form of stupidity.

Thankfully, it's an extinct species, as there are no signs of its existence in modern times. Only Human-Stupidity hybrids.

I think this means the title of best wine is up for grabs...

BRING FORTH NEW CONTESTANTS!

I think he probably knew she was right, he just wanted to **** her off and confuse her. (As you can see, she "fixed" the spelling in the second sentence.)

The ultimate creation of the 'Murican war machine...

Everything is matter. Your computer, your chair, you, and every person you know. Even stupid people are. (A complete waste, but they still are.)

Potato is love, potato is life!

Both are right.

Dun Dun Duuuun!!!

Do you wanna know why, Elf? It's a very complex matter. Come closer...

...people are very, very stupid.

Japan-man! Japan-man! Does whatever a japan-man does! Can he be in a hentai? No he can't. He's a man. Look out! He is a japan-man!

When the idea of doing this parody came to my mind, I couldn't not do it. xD

Too late, 'Muricans ate/drank all of it already.

Nice, loved the details you've given them.

So, you're saying freedom tastes like ****?

Come to Authoritarianism today! We may look like ****, but we taste like chocolate!

Where do I sign in?

What a beautiful thing to see!

Indeed. It may not be critical, but it adds up to the value of the game, because it proves the passion and hard work that was put into it.

It's all in the little things. :)

It's resting in pure concentrated Britishness.

What can we learn from Kalga's mistake, kids?

Always hear the other side of the history. No matter how right you think you are, you should always hear the other 'POV' before you completely formulate your opinion.

Otherwise, you could be missing out "valuable information".

Why? There is so much empty space in space, they don't need to destroy a planet.

Don't forget to film it and post it here for us to see! :P

Aw, c'mon, guys! What have we talked about letting Natural Selection do its job?

If this doesn't prevent stupid people from doing stupid things, nothing will.

SCIENCE!

And that's exactly the plan.

Muahahahaha.

Threat to sue them by explaining every law that prohibits them from doing that, when they ask how you know all that, say that you learnt it on the internet. xD

And it kinda makes sense...

Indeed, time very well spent. :D

Well, at least the kid is doing exercise.

You know what they say, intention is what matters.

Yeah, the current design is great already, but I believe they will only improve it.

This reminds me I still have to post my ideas in that thread, but I have to read it first.

And you will say you did that to increase our knowledge of what is life... for science... you monster.

I'm not THAT forever alone, Kalga.

Besides, I don't see how the Reichtangle would help me with that. (Would he incite me to Anschluss to fill that empty part of me?)

That's right, pal. Be patient, one day you'll find the right girl. All of us will. :)

At least I hope, I'm waiting since ever, but so far nothing. :(

It's full of lies, anyway. Poland on space? ********, I say!

See wetland's sky.

Instant karma strikes again.

Cheapskates, probably.

He could be jumping around barking at the doors begging to leave the car.

This must be the Angry German Baby, the Angry German Kid's earlier form.

Yeah, it should be a quality game, and not some re-release.

Neither do I.

Someone please, into explaining.

Petty excuses are best excuses!

And just to get status.

Modern capitalist society in a nutshell.

Maybe?

*It sounded like...

Well, the physicists didn't create the laws, they just discovered them.

Poor doggy. :(

You all are right.

So... for not denying, you are affirming it's you.

I hope EA starts to see C&C as non-profitable and sells it to somebody that will take good care of it (maybe Petroglyph?). Well, if the next C&C goes the same way as Generals 2, it might happen.

I hope, at least.

I think Elf isn't just referring to biology, he's talking about every basic thing.

So, Factzi?

Well...

... since I can't think of any response to you right now...

... huehuehuehuehue.

Why troubleshoot when you can furiously click a button.

Facepalm.

"Why are you looking at me?"

These things were really well made. xD

We are talking about Grammar Nazis here, they would probably beat him with dictionaries.

Actually, I think it would miss the girl by almost nothing. But, as you said, that's why Watson is there.

Whether it's one bullet or two, what matters is getting it done. For mankind.

Which representation are you referring to? I've been looking for a realistic one, but I haven't found one. (I'll be completely honest, I'm not searching that much)

Since when I watched Cosmos I now see atoms like the ones there, but that's 3D.

I guess we could see this as a 'Create your own humor' kind of thing. Look at the image and say something funny you can come up with.

I got nothing. :( This image simply reminds me CS 1.6. "HEADSHOT!"

Don't be so sure about that, there IS a shower you have never experienced before.

And it would be your worst nightmare...

And who loses is Alemanha.

I think he may be a corrupt police officer.

If you think English is a complex/complicated language, let me tell you, it isn't.

This is a great way to describe them. xD

It's super effective!

Cats are independent, if you don't care about him, he won't care about you, but if you treat him well, he will want to be with you and be petted.

If you remember an image that was posted a while ago (the one that talked about cats that take dead animals to their owners), they do that because they think you are a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat, that means they care about you. :)

If it were Half-Life 3, there would be nothing in this comic, only white space.

UPPER CASE LETTERS FOR THE UPPER CASE LETTERS GOD!

Urban Camouflage.

You are doing it wrong.

And by blood, they mean a lot of blood.

Simba cannot into kingdom yet, Simba too young. In future, Simba can into kingdom!

And don't forget the people that would think he is an angel.

Puntastic!

They should have added a little of Nice to 'Murica too. All that Freedom, Liberté and Justice needed something to balance it.

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

For science!

Reichtangle loves you so much that he wants you near him, and he will never let you go.

Just be glad that nowadays we don't need to handwrite a lot, everything is typed. :D

Not only would that solve the overpopulation problem, but the stupidity one too, as only the idiots would be so stupid to do it.

We would solve one problem in the most efficient way possible.

That's a start, at least...

That only makes the situation worse, Earth is OUR home, so it means someone else put trash on OUR yard.

We should all be ****** right now.

Well, technically that area of space could be considered Earth's Yard.

Top Secret

You shall not see!

C'mon Stan, don't you like Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman? How can you possible not like Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubemans?

Everybody likes Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubemans.

"They will know fear."

Mutual love.

See this to understand: Moddb.com

This image lacks Gordon Freeman.

Lord Gaben is not amused.

And it's written on the top of the windshield:

"visible objects are cheaters"

"I've seen things out there... horrible things."

Just change squirrel for rabbit: Moddb.com

D'aww.

And there goes my manliness.

Beautiful. There's so much variety, good job.

Look at the right side of the gif, at the bottom part of the train. There is a bush leaf swaying in the wind, you can notice it "teleporting" back to position when it is going back.

It's barely noticeable, this gif was really well made.

It took me a lot of time to see all of this. xD

Breaking news.

The point of this image is that the fun fact isn't fun at all.

Your medications and therapies are no match for our mighty socialism! xD

More time to fight the power!

A similar thing happened to me a few months ago, the only difference is that it was still on the correct side, but in a way I could not cut the protection, like the guy did here. I had to cut the folded portion of the package.

I even took a pic of it, planning to post it here, but I procrastinated and then forgot about it. :/

But always remember, every choice has a consequence...

...so you better do it right.

...and democracy, never forget the democracy.

The emperor protects.

Legit? This is clearly fake, where is the bite?

I use the middle mouse button to open new tabs, but if I use it on the (view original) it just opens a "pop-up-like" thingy just like if I had pressed M1.

If what Elf said doesn't work, try opening this page in Incognito mode (or any equivalent in case the name changes from browser to browser).

I had the same problem and this worked for me.

Heavy approves this message.

Or perhaps you just didn't apply the duct tape correctly.

Definitely not worth it to spend so much money on an useless diamond.

Fight the power!

He looks more like "OH MY GOD!" to me, it might be the expression at his face.

Is this the men's equivalent of justgirlythings?

justmanlythings

But what about the environmental damage that radiation would create? Earth doesn't deserve this.

That's why I, once again, suggest the Flamethrowers. The only effective way you can get rid of plagues is killing them with fire.

The combination of both is where the fun really lies.

The concept sounds awesome, tracking.

Pitchforks? There are way too many idiots on this world to kill them one by one, I would recommend flamethrowers.

Just remember, how do you get rid of infestations? You kill it with fire...

You have just provided a somewhat concrete evidence that he doesn't age.

This means that this myth is:

[Plausible]

They cannot into conversation.

Well, this gives you a new way to look at things.

So does that means that a Multinational is a polygamy?

Really? For me, she looks like a bunch of sticks glued together.

But that's me, it just means we have different tastes.

That's it, Nature is mobilizing its army. Humanity has exploited Earth long enough, we are all doomed.

There is nothing to apologize for, Elf.

*football

xD

Well, people say love has no age...

Tiberium is the way, and the life. Embrace the tiberium future!

One vision, one purpose!

Ooh... Now I understand.

How are they supposed to keep peace if there is no peace to be kept.

It all makes sense now.

I want my vengeance to be close and personal...

...bring me my chainsaw!

Clever girl.

It's a very original design, I like it. Good job!

This must be part of the 'Weapons for Dummies' book...

This isn't a copy, this is a spiritual successor made by the same people that made Path of Shadows.

Indeed. I always see the same people here on the Humor group.

We are a small but united community!

When I saw this image I remembered a quote that is about knowledge and ignorance, but unfortunately I don't remember it and couldn't find it with a quick search. :( (If you know, please post it)

But I found another one just as good and appropiate:

"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
-Stephen Hawking

Current international relations in a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen.

Pwned.

Death & Beyond.

We offer you the answer of what lies after live. Quickly and painlessly...

Sounds interesting, tracking.

"I have no idea what I'm doing."

Biological warfare.

You are doing it wrong.

If you are referring to the continent, then yes, I live in America.

If you are referring to the US, then no, I don't live in America.

*Ba Dum Tss!*

So, why haven't you done that yet, Bill?

Well, I'm a man, but I don't drink...

Repost.

When I read 'occupation' I already knew what would be the joke. xD

Interesting...

Xenomorph snakes!

This is why chairs/sofas/etc exist, for sitting...

Damn right.

That's why I always disliked Group Projects.

Well, they do say that too much of something, even a good thing, can be bad.

And day after day, stupidity achieves new highs.

But most people can't come up with a well-planned murder (they aren't smart enough), so they better stay with the first option.

Wow, This is awesome.

I like how they are different to one another, not only the races themselves, but also the technology that we can see in their cockpits.

For science!

It needed to be said.
*Cries in hapines*

Yeah, I agree with Elf. (So bring double the hate)

and everything in the shade, is a backup toilet.

BMW is German, but what guarantees that this car was manufactured by Germans? They probably have factories all over the world, this car could have been built somewhere else, where they clearly didn't follow the instructions rigorously.

She probably lost all of her luck not getting hit that day.

Or could also mean "Lots of Lies"...

It is good to see that Natural Selection is working in full speed again. So many reports of successful missions recently.

Well, that's disappointing.

It's really nice to see how the game evolved during development, it was a really interesting read. :)

Wow, it looks really promising, can't wait to see more. Definitely tracking.

But in ways that we will never fully comprehend...

...from anschluss.

Some people just wanna watch the world burn.

It arrives to the taste buds...
...in the trillions.

Wait, Death made me lose time by reading a useless comment?

I demand that time back.

Well, try to be more specific next time.

Maybe that's why he lost, to prevent people from noticing.

Raptor Report to Mission Command: Day #31: 'Muricans still believe I'm on their side. They suspect nothing.

And freedom, don't forget the freedom.

If you want you could contact one of ModDB's admins and they will move the ModDB page to IndieDB, keeping all the content and trackers, just like how INFRA did (Incase you don't know, both sites are connected, which means that everyone on ModDB will still be able to track the development).

If Wicked isn't a mod anymore it would be more fitting. It would also keep all the feedback on the same page, which would keep the community together, instead of having the community scattered.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too!

Totally agree, I can only see some dots in the sky. :(

Fixed the ladder, now it goes from +11 to +1.

Just so you see how nice of a person I am.

The idea and the concepts look awesome, tracking.

Is it coincidence that a developer named Unknown Worlds first made a game on space with aliens and now is making a game in the oceans, which many people consider we know very little of? xD

The emptiness feels in place, seeing as this is a savanna map.

And I agree about symetrical maps, a few of them is alright, but all of the maps symetrical gets too repetitive. With assymetrical maps, even if you play on the same map, the game and tactics will vary a little, depending on the spawn point.

Trust me! I'm an engineer.

With epic gear and epic skill.

Alien science.

There never is enough vodka!!!

And I don't even drink, I'm just jumping inside the vodka jokes bandwagon. xD

You appear to be a intelligent person, so please, don't die. We can't have more losses, the world has far too much stupid people for each intelligent person, every one counts.

EA must be feeling proud of themselves, they just destroyed a word to millions of gamers.

Hell yeah!

I freaking love this wolf.

*insert another derogatory comment about 'Murica in response to butthurt comment*

Great designs, the Support Plant reminds me of NS2's Shade.

Seems interesting, can't wait to see more. Tracking.

Seems interesting, tracking.

The PC Master Race shall ascend to glory once again!

They already got 25 million (and counting), it seems like they won't have money problems (at least any time soon). xD

Good to see everything coming back to normal. Can't wait to PB5. :)

Long live TS Modding!

I believe the correct sentence would be:

... it should be killed with fire.

The Insulin Boost pick-up is located after the next turn.

This one is early in the game, I suppose they get harder as we progress through the game.

Thanks, but I'm getting the Flamethrower.

Natural camouflage against aerial reconnaissance.

The ultimate conspiracy...

But why would aliens need Western military technology? I suppose they would have even better tech if they managed to get here.

Good to hear it will come to PC. Can't wait. :)

I did this until when I noticed I was "tracking" so many mods here on ModDB, then I created an account and things became so much easier and simplier.

In case all these links aren't enough: Go see a doctor, you need it.

Looking awesome. Tracking.

It's high-tech camouflage, the enemy thinks it's just a small tank when it's actually a Titan. xD

Looks interesting, can't wait to see more. Tracking.

I've gotta say, the OST is awesome, and this is my favorite track of these 4 EU ones.

I only noticed when I got to this last pic. xD

I don't think it will require GFW live, because M$ is discontinuing it next year. (They closed the marketplace this year, but GFW live will be closed next year sometime in june/july, I can't remember the exact date)

Yay, I guessed right! (Thanks to the similarities between Portuguese and Italian)

Ok, so is the track from somewhere else? If yes, can I ask the name of it?

Tracking.

Awesome trailer, is the music in it from the soundtrack of the game?

As the description says "better not to say anything".

That Hand of Nod, so beautiful.

(All structures are awesome, it's just that I always loved the Hand design)

Whatever it is, it's beautiful.

But what if he's playing as terrorist?

Awesome models and textures.

And I don't know, how hard it is to keep everybody happy?

And it's spreading through the air!!! (see the woman in the back)

Awesome music, great to create the mood, I'm guessing it plays in the main menu?

Or a new monitor.

I would stay away from it. It's a simple and efficient plan.

Looks interesting, tracking.

Wow, it looks awesome, can't wait.

And lol at the Starcraft mention. xD

Indeed.

lol, that was awesome.

Looks interesting, tracking.

Nice story, tracking.

And let me guess, then you will toss the sun inside a bigger star just to be even more sure it's dead?

Well, you have to start somewhere...

Aerial Units. Problem solved.

Awesome drawing.

Only time will tell.

This means there will be vehicles in the multiplayer? Awesome concept, btw.

I already told him that in the indie page, he said he already contacted them, let's wait a little bit.

Awesome trailer. The mod is looking really good.

I think it would be nice to use supply crates, I searched and I found a image of a crate with lots of pistols (they looked like the Walther P38) and it looks like a good way to manage the supplies, unfortunately I could not find a lot of images.

I always thought it should be called "Mortal Selection", but Rockdown sounds awesome too. I hope someone (either UWE or the community) keeps developing these mods from the mod jam.

Will we be able to see all the supplies, for instance, if there is 10 Bren will we be able to see all 10 throughout the room?

Fastest would be more fitting, but I don't think biggest is completely wrong, it sends the message without any problem, unlike "your" when they mean to say "you're".

It's really interesting to see how the game has evolved through the time. The game is looking good.

What is the music on the video?

It sounds promising, Tracking.

I track this since before the name change, 3-4 years, I don't remember for sure. xD

Indeed.

Awesome map.

Do you plan to release this on PC too? or only OUYA?

The game is looking great!

About the absorbing animation of the fire, I think the fire should be "sucked" by the player. I don't know about the hands, we can't see them very well from that point of view.

Adorable.

Yeah, I saw the name on the kickstarter page, Breakers, I only used zombies so everyone could easily understand the comparison.

@dhernandez: Good to hear, can't wait to see it in action.

Sounds Interesting. Tracking. I liked the fact that it isn't ordinary zombies, but will it change gameplay? Will they be more tactical and smart in their actions?

Looking good. Is the music ingame or was it added to the video after recording?

Looks interesting, tracking.

Awesome trailer, let's hope it brings many more players to NS2.

Looks great, can't wait to see more. It's good to see an update, it's been some time since Cloudbuilt or Ovelia: The Wake received an update.

Looks interesting, I'm curious about the reload mechanics, will there be a button for each step? "eject the magazine from your gun then insert a new one and finally release the slide", and, with shotguns, will we need to pump a new bullet to the chamber manually? I always thought it could be nice to have this functionality in games. Tracking.

Awesome model!

Same here.

Pathetic!

Simply... awesome!

Looks great!

It really looks unique, can't wait to see it ingame!

Level very well done, good job!

Two words: Can't and wait = Can't wait!

the tournament, I remember that part, so lagged. the tournament was very good.