I'm just your average Joe, who dabbles in PC's and Mac's, rides a 1000cc motorcycle and lives in the UK. I've been playing 'Thief' for over 10 years and have played almost every mission released.
As usual it's the end of the week and I'm down my local tavern, enjoying the charms of Jessica... I make gratuitous remarks about the size of her, juggs and she assertion's on the size of my, blackjack.... I thought my luck was in, that was untill we were interrupted... Some taffer in a drunken stupor managed to knock my ale, all over Jess. That put Jess in a right mood, which meant my blackjack and I would be sleeping alone that night..."