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Aralvar Jun 15 2013, 11:32am replied:

Didn't you just answer your own question? That's who has looted the location before you, if you choose to believe that (this is where roleplaying comes in, of course). It could have been old bandits, or old adventurers. It doesn't have to be the named body of a guy that the bandits are keeping around to satisfy their necrophilia fetish.
It doesn't seem to me like the bandit caves in Morrowind had previous residents, since the caves are very clean, usually organized, and set up for the specific amount of people you'll find there.
Yes, the bandits are named in Morrowind, but outside of a few very specific quests; it's very irrelevant. There's no information whatsoever on the guy who ran at me with an iron dagger and was quickly cut down, so it doesn't force me to think about them any more than the unnamed bandits in the other games. Besides, how would I know their names anyways?
Oblivion has outdoor camps, forts, bandit caves, tombs, Ayleid Ruins, and even a couple houses in the forest. There's also caves that lead to other ruins. I'd say it's at least comparable to Morrowind.

Forgive me if my comments seem all over the place or poorly worded, I haven't had much sleep last night and have been up for hours; and I get tired of reading walls of text.

+2 votes   group: Anti Fan Idiocy Assosciation
Aralvar Jun 15 2013, 11:22am replied:

Yes, Oblivion does have copy and pasted NPCs as well. But in Morrowind, it is a very literal usage of "copy and pasting". Every NPC I encounter is a reskin of the same Commoner who is willing to talk to you about everything you could possibly ask them, and they will all reply to you with the exact same dialogue. No individuality. While that does happen in Oblivion, I feel that it's not as commonplace and there is a bit more diversity in characters.
The physical size of the city doesn't matter much to me. When it comes to Vivec, it is like eating a giant cake that has no flavor. It's large, yes, but there doesn't seem to be any reason for me to want to get to know and interact with the residents. This is what a role playing game should be all about.
I didn't mean to say you could interact with it more in Oblivion (it's about the same as in Morrowind), but the "unique" plant life there almost seems like it's a giant piece of Styrofoam instead of a living plant. In Oblivion I find it more the believable that the nature around me is alive.
I don't know why it would just so happen that your run-of-the-mill adventurer is an interesting person who keeps a journal and happens to have died when you have arrived there, but that is an added bonus.
While I've played Morrowind recently, but haven't played Oblivion for awhile, I do remember that there were dungeons in Oblivion that had their own stories. I could be wrong of course, but I don't remember that being exclusive to Morrowind; even if it was more commonplace.
It's funny that you should say how eager you are to quickly loot an Oblivion dungeon, because that's how I feel about Morrowind. The bandits stand around, run at me, get killed, I take their stuff (maybe make a few trips), and leave. If it's just a bandit cave, I rarely find any reason to stay long.

+2 votes   group: Anti Fan Idiocy Assosciation
Aralvar Jun 15 2013, 9:48am replied:

Also, this isn't a complaint about the game, but I think Morrowind's graphics really hold it back. Don't get me wrong, I usually don't care with graphics. I just can't get over how much the visuals of Oblivion have added to the atmosphere. I'm not obsessed with graphical quality either, Skyrim's superior visuals don't make the game better than Oblivion for me.

We're never going to agree on this, it's just fun to discuss this with someone without hearing "Pfft, you have **** taste in games if you prefer that garbage Oblivion over Morrowind (AKA - The Lord and Savior of Video Games)".

+2 votes   group: Anti Fan Idiocy Assosciation
Aralvar Jun 15 2013, 9:47am replied:

The open city thing isn't what bothered me, it's that most of the mainland towns were very small, and the AI issues made the rest of them feel just as plain. I've never been interested in "Gene Generic. Commoner."'s house, because he's just a reskin of every other non-quest related NPC in the game with a few items tossed into a random house that doesn't need to exist.

If you want to talk about it realistically, there shouldn't be any dungeons have haven't been looted by the time you get there. Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim take place hundreds of years after many heroes must have scoured the land. There's nothing automatically more special about your character, so there should have been a million more adventurers (and there are, but most of them are never seen doing anything) that have cleaned out every scrap of valuable items out of every dungeons. Thankfully, it isn't realistic.

I'm not sure why you're saying that Oblivion's dungeons feel unexplored though, you can find bones and skeletons all over the place in a bunch of locations. And I doubt that bandits would leave bodies lying around their fort. They probably kill and loot any adventurers immediately before disposing of their corpse, I'm assuming that's why most bandits have armor and weapons.

If you're going to be disappointed by the size of IC, you should realize the technical limitations. Most of the residents of Vivec are copy and paste NPCs, with the quarters of Vivec's exteriors being largely the same. Realistically, since Cyrodiil is the heart of the empire, the IC would have to be the size of the cities of Assassin's Creed, at the very least.

I have to say that I don't quite understand why people like the environments of Morrowind better. Sure, they had some interesting plant life and creatures. But so did Oblivion, and all the iconic scenery of Morrowind is usually static and cannot be interacted with (like those giant mushrooms).

+2 votes   group: Anti Fan Idiocy Assosciation
Aralvar Jun 15 2013, 8:16am replied:

I know what TR is planning, but I still don't believe that they will ever accomplish their goal completely.

I don't find the Morrowind exploration to be fun because it just seems..... boring. Walking down the road, there's a bandit cave, there's a tomb. Walk a little farther, pass a town, see a ruin. Repeat.

In Oblivion, you have the same "ruin, bandit cave, tomb" thing going on that you have in Morrowind, but the placement seems better and the locations seem to be more unique. For example, finding outdoor bandit camps and secret locations in the woods. I think the environment itself is more fun to explore. It seems that everything in Morrowind you can find after walking down the main road or a dirt path, with the exception of the (extremely depressing) Ashlands. In Oblivion, I like having to dig deep into a beautifully forested area to find something. Which is one of the reasons why I think Oblivion has absolutely destroyed Morrowind when it comes to atmosphere. There's just something about Oblivion to where I feel like I could spend a long time just walking around and interacting with the NPCs and the environment.

I don't really recall getting lost in Morrowind, with the exception of the Ashlands (which I hate, but explore for loot xD). The smaller map, location placement, abundant road signs, and memorable environments make it pretty easy for me to remember where I am (with the exception of the Ashlands, of course).

On a slightly unrelated note, I have to say that I also like the way the towns are structured in Oblivion over Morrowind. A loading screen seems like an acceptable price to pay for it.

+2 votes   group: Anti Fan Idiocy Assosciation
Aralvar Jun 15 2013, 6:20am replied:

I think it's better in Oblivion because of that missing fun factor from Morrowind. Since stealing in Morrowind is extremely easy, but pickpocketing is stupidly hard, that's a bit of a problem for me. Again, this all seems to come down to the problems with the AI. I think that ruins everything in the game for me.

If Morrowind ever got a significant update in that category, I'd be willing to reevaluate my opinion that Oblivion is better. Right now though, Oblivion is just more fun for me. And that's what I think a game is supposed to be. I'd rather play a game where the whole game is fun to explore, rather than the few minutes I'd spend reading a book. xD

If Morrowind had these things:

Significantly improved NPC behavior (on the level of Oblivion or better)
Combat system fixed
Larger world
Quests are more fun and numerous
More replayability (bandits shouldn't always spawn with the same gear)
Voiced Dialogue
Improved Physics
Exploration more rewarding (For some reason, exploring in Morrowind just doesn't seem anywhere near as fun as Oblivion)

Then I would be perfectly willing to accept that it's better. But even then, I'd still consider Oblivion to be the best vanilla game. There's something about Oblivion where I just have a million times more fun than Skyrim or Morrowind. And this isn't a biased opinion; I've played a lot of Oblivion and Morrowind, but not much Skyrim.

Maybe they'll make another Elder Scrolls game that tops Morrowind, I'd rather have Fallout 4 though.

+1 vote   group: Anti Fan Idiocy Assosciation
Aralvar Jun 15 2013, 4:07am replied:

I don't think Morrowind had everything better in the story department. For example, the Thieves Guild and Dark Brotherhood stories felt way better than the Thieves Guild and Morag Tong stories in the game.

+1 vote   group: Anti Fan Idiocy Assosciation
Aralvar Jun 14 2013, 10:07pm replied:

Where did they mention that in Morrowind? Was it in a piece of dialogue or a book?

The problem I have with the Oblivion haters is that they were so nitpicky and ignored all the improvements. It's way more fun than Morrowind, even if Morrowind does have improvements in several areas. But no, so many people ignored the fun features and started complaining because it wasn't as they expected. The perfect Elder Scrolls game, to me, would be a combination of everything good about Morrowind mixed with everything good about Oblivion.

It's too bad that the Tamriel Rebuilt Mod is only focusing on the Morrowind engine. I would really like to see some intense AI improvements.

+1 vote   group: Anti Fan Idiocy Assosciation
Aralvar Jun 14 2013, 5:37pm replied:

I think they're working on a mod called "Tamriel Rebuilt" where they're going to include the rest of the continent. It might be abandoned though.

I can understand why they didn't go with the jungle direction, it really doesn't fit the Imperials at all. They seem very Roman-esque from their weapons, armor, and architecture. A jungle seems like an incredibly unfitting location. It would be like if the Nords were from Hammerfell, it just doesn't seem fitting at all. There's also a 465 year gap between the First and Third edition of the Pocket Guide to the Empire. With a rapidly expanding empire, I would not be surprised to see the geography change and for certain species to go extinct (like the river dragons you speak of) after over 400 years. I can imagine that a great deal of forest was cleared, and such significant changes to the geography don't sound surprising for the very heart of the Empire that has conquered every province in Tamriel.

+1 vote   group: Anti Fan Idiocy Assosciation
Aralvar Jun 14 2013, 3:44pm replied:

I've gotten sick of Morrowind. The completely lifeless AI makes the game too depressing to enjoy it any more. That's really the only thing holding me back from enjoying the game again.

And as far as Oblivion goes, please link me to where it is officially described in such a way that is completely different than how it turned out.

+1 vote   group: Anti Fan Idiocy Assosciation
Aralvar May 2 2013, 10:34am says:

I think The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion is a great example of this. It improved on so many issues that Morrowind had, yet was poorly received for some reason. Why? Apparently because people didn't like that it took place in a forested area that was more plain looking instead of the crazy jumble of plants and random creatures that Morrowind's was. A great example of Fan Idiocy based on entitlement. Yes, that is what Cyrodiil looks like. Go play Morrowind if you want every setting to be filled with giant mushrooms and Nix Hounds, that's not how all of Tamriel looks. It doesn't lack atmosphere, you just hate change.

+2 votes   group: Anti Fan Idiocy Assosciation
Aralvar Jun 14 2013, 3:52am replied:

It's because CoD4 was released, and it's a really fun shooter. One of my favorites as far as multiplayer shooters goes. They just realized how much people liked it and kept remaking it over and over and over again for easy money.

+1 vote   media: Call Of Duty: Ghosts - All Access Summary
Aralvar Jun 14 2013, 3:50am says:

The usage of the word "learned" seems to imply that you've learned something useful, the same cannot be said about Jesus.

+1 vote   media: Heh
Aralvar Jun 12 2013, 6:30pm replied:

Because, you know, legendary Chinese fort builders would feel very accomplished after building something cool in Minecraft.

+6 votes   media: Asian architecture...
Aralvar Jun 12 2013, 6:25pm says:

This guy would have been a Minecraft master.

+8 votes   media: Asian architecture...
Aralvar Jun 12 2013, 6:08pm says:

Oh, please don't say that. Now I'm being overcome by feels.

+4 votes   media: aagh my funnybone!
Aralvar Jun 11 2013, 3:57pm replied:

I wish I could "upvote" your comment more than once.

+5 votes   media: The Venus Project
Aralvar Jun 11 2013, 2:07pm replied:

The thing is, the audience of Call of Duty now seems to be a mixture of kids, teens, and swagfaggy adults. So we have adults that are willing to spend sixty bucks every year on the latest Call of Duty title. You know, people that actually have a job. I don't get how that is a thing.

+2 votes   media: Call Of Duty: Ghosts - All Access Summary
Aralvar Jun 11 2013, 2:01pm says:

There's replicators too, right?

+2 votes   media: The Venus Project
Aralvar Jun 11 2013, 4:03am says:

Yeah Infinity Ward, we get it. Call of Duty 4 is good. Now please stop rehashing the formula over and over again for more cash.

It's like they think they made the perfect game or something.

+3 votes   media: Call Of Duty: Ghosts - All Access Summary
Aralvar Jun 10 2013, 10:22pm says:

Where the screenshot where pieces of his head litter the floor?

-1 votes   media: Facebook Photos Pre Release
Aralvar Jun 10 2013, 2:58am says:

Cool, they can go to that college where everything has an unnecessary gold plating.

+17 votes   media: Greatest Student
Aralvar Jun 9 2013, 3:30pm says:

"Moddb, what does Aralvar says about his feels levels?"


"What, nine thousand?! There's no way that can be-"

*sees picture*

+4 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar Jun 9 2013, 3:27pm replied:

Yep, there it is.

+7 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar Jun 9 2013, 3:26pm replied:

Here it comes....

+7 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar Jun 9 2013, 3:25pm says:

The schools administrators are pussies. You can't even bring a tiny ******* action figure gun, HOW THE **** WOULD THAT BE A REAL GUN? And you get in trouble for hitting someone in self defense!

Grow up you whining pansies.

+7 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar Jun 9 2013, 4:54am says:

Nice job, but I hope those hands are fixed eventually.

+2 votes   media: Resident Evil Zombie REskin of Headcrab Zombie
Aralvar Jun 8 2013, 2:32am says:

Well, if I'm a TNG redshirt then that's fine for me. I might get to work on the bridge.

+6 votes   media: Agree With Or...
Aralvar Jun 8 2013, 2:31am replied:

He looks more like a facebeard, actually.

+1 vote   media: Beliebers
Aralvar Jun 7 2013, 1:09pm says:

I hope you add a Mosin Nagant.

+3 votes   media: Weapons_1
Aralvar Jun 6 2013, 12:22am says:

I'm guessing most people didn't get the joke.

+2 votes   media: Putin again
Aralvar Jun 3 2013, 2:49pm replied:

This multiplayer (which, for me, is the only reason to play the game until the full singleplayer experience is added) is unplayable for me right now because of low FPS. Hopefully this is an optimization issue.

+2 votes   media: True, isn't it?
Aralvar Jun 3 2013, 1:13pm says:



OS: Windows Vista SP2 / Windows 7 SP1
PROCESSOR: Intel Dual-Core 2.4 GHz / AMD Dual-Core Athlon 2.5 GHz
GRAPHICS: NVIDIA GeForce 8800GT / ATI Radeon HD 3830 / Intel HD Graphics 4000
DirectX® 10
HARD DRIVE: 15 GB free space
HARD DRIVE (ALPHA): 10 GB free space
AUDIO: DirectX® compatible on-board
OTHER: Internet connection and free Steam account to activate


OS: Windows Vista SP2 / Windows 7 SP1
PROCESSOR: Intel Core i5-2300 / AMD Phenom II X4 940
GRAPHICS: Nvidia GeForce GTS 560 / AMD Radeon HD 7750
DirectX® 11
HARD DRIVE: 25 GB free space
HARD DRIVE (ALPHA): 20 GB free space
AUDIO: DirectX® compatible soundcard
OTHER: Internet connection and free Steam account to activate"

********! My computer can't even run Arma 2 above low settings with a GTX 560, 6 GB of ram, and an AMD Athlon II X4 645 processor.

I know my computer isn't exactly the best, but I wish the recommended settings were more accurate when they release them.

+9 votes   media: True, isn't it?
Aralvar Jun 3 2013, 12:26pm replied:

Same here. That's because of Minecraft though, it's performance really has nothing to do with your computer. I've seen people play it just fine on some crappy school computers.

+11 votes   media: True, isn't it?
Aralvar Jun 2 2013, 7:24pm says:

I just want to say that this is a character that this guy does, this isn't his real personality.

And I think everyone on Moddb can agree that video games are not the cause of violence in real life. I would like everyone who thinks that video games cause violence in real life to ask any random person who's played a ton of Grand Theft Auto, and killed thousands of innocent pedestrians, if they've ever wanted to do that in real life. I can almost guarantee you that they will say no.

+1 vote   media: RE: video game violence
Aralvar Jun 2 2013, 7:15pm replied:

Ah, so Moddb is the equivalent of an uptight parent. I get it now. It'll let me type profanity into my comment and view it in pictures, but it won't let me see the text on the screen.

Sure makes sense to me, thanks.

+1 vote   media: Picture dump.
Aralvar Jun 2 2013, 11:35am says:

I haven't read the Great Gatsby (yet), but at least I don't try and make clever jokes about other people who haven't read it. That stuff just comes back to bite you in your hypocrite ***.

+7 votes   media: Reading
Aralvar Jun 2 2013, 11:32am replied:

Kids that you get from a cabbage patch, certainly not Wal Mart. What did you think cabbage patch kids were?

+1 vote   media: Picture dump.
Aralvar Oct 19 2014, 2:01am replied:

Yeah, but I don't like starting over whenever I die, especially not in a game with RPG like mechanics.

+1 vote   article: Alpha 0.073 build 40 is out.
Aralvar Oct 13 2014, 2:48am replied:

I never got that joke, really.

*looks at the gazillion abandoned cats in the world*

Yep, masters for sure.

Speaking as a four cat owner who loves cats btw lol.

+1 vote   media: Dude!
Aralvar Sep 19 2014, 1:55pm replied:

I would also like the information they requested, I do 3D modeling. Please let me know if you feel like sharing information.

+1 vote   game: Humanity Z Unknown
Aralvar Feb 14 2014, 5:39pm says:

I really want to like this game, but with the full loot death penalty after a certain level I just can't. Good luck with your project!

+3 votes   game: Fantasy Realm Online
Aralvar Jan 12 2014, 1:56am says:

I voted for it. :)

+1 vote   article: Frozen State on Greenlight
Aralvar Oct 31 2013, 12:46pm says:

So, I'm guessing since the game has levels it is not open world? That's unfortunate, but by no means implies that the game will be bad of course. Not sure if I'm interested in it though. It just seems like the kind of game that would be open world, but then again so does Metro (in my opinion).

+2 votes   game: Canalyst: Forgotten Paths
Aralvar Oct 4 2013, 10:39pm says:

This game sounds like it has some real potential!

+1 vote   article: Update 3
Aralvar Aug 16 2013, 1:13pm replied:

I'm just here representin' peeps who ain't no fan o' Pokemon.

+1 vote   media: Childhood Destruction
Aralvar Aug 16 2013, 1:07pm replied:

I never watched it either.

Why would you assume that not only does everyone have access to these shows, but that everyone is interested in "WEIRD ANIMAL BATTLE ARENA"? I find Pokemon pretty boring.

+1 vote   media: Childhood Destruction
Aralvar Jul 21 2013, 8:34pm says:

34 minute download? xD

Oh well, I'll wait.

Aralvar Jul 9 2013, 3:02pm replied:

Well, seeing as he talks like a swagfag in this picture......

+5 votes   media: true story bro.
Aralvar Jul 8 2013, 5:22am replied:

No, mechwarrior, the Koala is an obvious photoshop. This looks like a real dead guy.

+10 votes   media: Stay Alive
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:30am replied:

I seriously hope they do not.

+1 vote   media: edition 2 of funnies
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:14am replied:

Or you could just wear it, then you'd be a more stylish pot head.

+1 vote   media: Selling Pot right infront of mall cop
Aralvar Jun 22 2013, 7:05pm says:

Critic Score 89/100
User Score 8.3

+2 votes   media: Not sure if disgusting
Aralvar May 29 2013, 2:07pm replied:

Yes, but I still don't care. I don't play the game to stare at the pixels of individual shadows and textures, so I don't really notice it.

Even in Fallout 3, I only noticed how bad the textures looked after I installed a texture mod that replaced most of the environmental textures.

+2 votes   media: Have Some Funny Stuff
Aralvar May 29 2013, 1:59pm replied:

Or just stay with the PC. Hopefully there won't be any super awesome exclusives on the next-gen consoles, or I'm going to be jealous.

+8 votes   media: XBAX 111111111
Aralvar May 29 2013, 1:50pm says:


Confirmed, the duck is German.

+6 votes   media: Woman advice
Aralvar May 29 2013, 1:48pm replied:

It only looks like crap if you're a graphics snob.

I've noticed that about almost every modern game I've heard criticized for it's graphics quality. Then again, I would be content if the models and textures looked about as good as Morrowind with the "Morrowind Rebirth" mod. So I guess I just don't notice it as much as everyone else does.

+3 votes   media: Have Some Funny Stuff
Aralvar May 25 2013, 1:47am says:

Battlefield might be going in that pile soon. Battlefield 3 wasn't bad as a shooter, but it is bad as a Battlefield game. If they keep going in that CoD-esque direction with Battlefield 4, we'll soon find it in the ditch with the others.

+6 votes   media: Another franchise went into the graveyard...
Aralvar May 22 2013, 11:45pm says:

Or you could CCW. =)

+4 votes   media: Lord of the rings
Aralvar May 22 2013, 11:29pm says:

I'm not quite sure if there's a picture that could possibly top how much win is contained within this picture.

+7 votes   media: have some humour
Aralvar May 22 2013, 11:27pm replied:

I don't. Especially since I usually follow my own policy of "I won't kill you if you have no intent on trying to kill me." So all the animals I kill, I kill for a reason.

+7 votes   media: have some humour
Aralvar May 19 2013, 3:27pm says:

Is the OP George McFly?

+1 vote   media: Laugh
Aralvar May 18 2013, 11:08pm replied:

After reading up a bit on Romania, and seeing this ballsy move of theirs, I can definitely see why you would be. =)

+2 votes   media: 10 Things You Didn't Know About The Bible
Aralvar May 14 2013, 9:04pm says:

Praise Satan, even though we don't believe that he exists!


+4 votes   media: Atheism = Satanism
Aralvar May 8 2013, 10:28pm replied: +3 votes   media: The Universal Zombie Trap
Aralvar May 5 2013, 1:32pm says:

Seeing as Cleverbot doesn't understand what you say like P of the time, this is hardly a valid ownage. He can say anything he wants to randomly divert the conversation to something else.

i am le joke ruiner

+7 votes   article: Owned By Cleverbot!
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 7:07pm says:

Holy crap, this guy is so smooth that he could be the new James Bond.

+11 votes   media: Never give up
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 7:03pm replied:

Also known as one of the only good kinds of trolling.

+5 votes   media: Ipad
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 7:01pm replied:

I just hate tedious math that seems like there's no reason to learn it. Like practicing proofs in Geometry for like a whole semester. What a waste of time. Otherwise, I can understand why you would enjoy it.

+3 votes   media: Don't judge
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 6:56pm replied:

American culture (and idiocy) in a nutshell I guess.

+7 votes   media: True
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:30pm replied:

"there is a guerrilla on my lawn!"

This person probably just lives in the South America of a video game world.

+1 vote   media: Theres no need to be upset.
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:02pm replied:

Oh yes it is. I'm a teenager and these Teen Swag pages are the dumbest things to ever exist ever. "I take great pride in my ignorance, immaturity, and lack of responsibility!"

+2 votes   media: idiots
Aralvar Apr 28 2013, 3:01am replied:

"we try to separate them from us, make them less then human- its a coping mechanism, we dont want to admit we are like them in every way except for circumstance"

Sorry, but I just can't believe that. I'd rather die than kill more than one innocent person, let alone 6,000,000+. I don't see why humans are to intent on saying "Here's the worst person we can think of. And since they exist, that means we're somehow all just like them and don't realize it."

+1 vote   media: Unfair double standard
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 11:49pm replied:


+4 votes   media: hamburgers
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 9:12pm replied:

Saying "Fallout 3: New Vegas" is the same way you would refer to a DLC. Like "Fallout 3: Broken Steel."

Even though four years is still a substantial amount of time in the Fallout universe, the timespan is irrelevant. I don't remember any other time in a game series where the game was referred to as if it were merely a spin off of a previous game if it takes place within a few years of it. The game are extremely different, that's why the Fallout fanbase is so divided on if they like them or not.

EDIT: Put it this way. It has nothing to do with Fallout 3, so why would Fallout 3 be in the title?

+1 vote   media: More
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 9:06pm replied:

That I can definitely agree with, objectively. Despite my interest in the games.

+1 vote   media: Romnus
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 9:09am replied:

So, are you Harry or Ron? Also, it's Dobby's fault, just a heads up.

+2 votes   media: train ride DENIED
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 9:06am says:

This must have been one of Lucas's changes.

+6 votes   media: Nerf or nothing
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 8:54am replied:

That's the hardest part of watching TV and movies. Even without the information that you have and the protagonists do not, you know you could still do better than them in a lot of situations.

+3 votes   media: Romnus
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 8:46am says:

I bet the professors were douches and didn't understand at all.

+5 votes   media: Romnus
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 8:43am replied:

Me neither. So far it seems like the most overrated piece of subculture I've ever seen. Not because it in itself sucks, it's just that they kept making pretty much the same game with small variations and people kept saying "Man, this game is awesome!" Meanwhile, the same people will suck CoD sucks for being repetitive (which it does, but I'm just pointing out the hypocrisy here).
That being said, that's not the reason I don't play it. I just don't find the premise of it to be fun. I was just making a point.

+1 vote   media: Romnus
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 8:31am replied:

It takes place four years after Fallout 3 and on the completely opposite side of the country. It doesn't make sense to refer to it as if it's a DLC. I'm pretty sure the only reason people are doing that is because it uses an identical engine, so they say "Hey, looks like Fallout 3, must be pretty much the same thing, right?"

+1 vote   media: More
Aralvar Apr 19 2013, 8:47pm replied:

It's not a DLC, so saying "Fallout 3: New Vegas" is like saying "Battlefield 2: 2142".

+2 votes   media: More
Aralvar Apr 19 2013, 8:03am replied:

I've heard it will be pretty awesome for playing Amnesia. ;)

+3 votes   media: Oculus Rift
Aralvar Apr 17 2013, 7:10pm says:


+15 votes   media: Dorkly
Aralvar Apr 15 2013, 6:38pm says:

The Ninja Assassin one is probably the worst attempt at "Photoshopping" something I've ever seen.

+4 votes   media: Trespassing
Aralvar Apr 14 2013, 2:49am says:

Man, this song is so deep. WHAT MESSAGE IS IT TRYING TO CONVEY?

+13 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar Apr 12 2013, 11:06pm replied:

I'll never understand why people pretend that all pets are the same.

All Cats = ********
All Dogs = awesome

Because there's no such thing as an obnoxious and annoying dog, or a super awesome and friendly cat.

+2 votes   media: Dog-friend versus Cat-friend
Aralvar Apr 8 2013, 7:53am says:


Aralvar Apr 4 2013, 8:38am replied:

That must be pretty damn powerful, since the Tsar Bomba only had one Nokia.

+5 votes   media: Hey guys, careful with those... Never mind. D:
Aralvar Apr 4 2013, 8:24am replied:


+3 votes   media: Humans
Aralvar Apr 4 2013, 8:22am says:

Now he just needs a tiny basketball player to stand on his shoulder and slam dunk all day.

+3 votes   media: haircut
Aralvar Apr 2 2013, 5:39am says:

I think I'm the only person in the world who thinks that Ramsay is a huge douchebag.

+4 votes   media: Chicken
Aralvar Mar 31 2013, 3:57am says:

Then there's the obviously fake gun. Really? Nice gold plating you got on that Walther, I bet it cost you a lot on your incredible teenager salary.

+6 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar Mar 28 2013, 11:58pm replied:

I wouldn't mind meeting them, provided I have a chance to shoot them in the head a few times.

+6 votes   media: Hitler-Stalin
Aralvar Mar 28 2013, 12:05am replied:

Yep. Plus, the internet is the expression of free thought, and you know how that is a no-no for religion. So yeah, that must be down there as well.

+3 votes   media: If Heaven is Filled with Christains...
Aralvar Mar 27 2013, 8:41am says:

Plus, apparently everything that's cool is "of the Devil". Rock and roll, porn, violent video games? Hell sounds strangely awesome because of that.

+6 votes   media: If Heaven is Filled with Christains...
Aralvar Mar 27 2013, 8:37am says:

I know, right? Notice how "believers" hardly EVER actually believe in the afterlife? If they did, they wouldn't give a **** when family members died, and they would be overjoyed when in a life or death situation.

-1 votes   media: If you really believe...
Aralvar Mar 24 2013, 7:40pm replied:

I also only make male characters. I'm not so obsessed with sex that I would make a female character just to go "DURR LOOK AT DEM TITS, I DON'T NEED NO ARMUHR".

+5 votes   media: RPG games Ads these days
Aralvar Mar 24 2013, 7:35pm says:

I make that's what she said jokes, because they're so stupid that they're funny. Especially when you do it all the time.

+1 vote   media: smart jokes
Aralvar Mar 24 2013, 7:34pm replied:

Hm, something about the word "and" doesn't look grammatically correct here.

*runs from angry mob*

+1 vote   media: Stone Age Grammar Nazi
Aralvar Mar 22 2013, 10:41pm says:

"How to create a celebrity exclusive religion"

+5 votes   media: retard religion..
Aralvar Mar 21 2013, 6:45pm replied:

I have a console. Some games just feel better with a controller (also I bought it before I had a good PC).

+1 vote   media: Motion Control Gaming...
Aralvar Mar 20 2013, 6:02am says:

Hm, I wouldn't say owned. I mean, look at those dead Stormtroopers. Nice armor you're giving them there, Vader.

+1 vote   media: Laugh
Aralvar Mar 11 2013, 2:51pm replied:

Unnecessary comment posters.....

+4 votes   media: Priorities
Aralvar Mar 11 2013, 10:00am replied:

At least Mussolini was killed in a way he deserved. Hitler unfortunately got the easy way out.

+3 votes   media: Please read the sentences
Aralvar Mar 6 2013, 12:32am says:

Christian "logic".

+3 votes   media: Scumbag Jesus
Aralvar Mar 6 2013, 12:30am says:

Well, seeing as I can just kill the tiger anyways....

+5 votes   media: Farcry 3
Aralvar Mar 6 2013, 12:29am says:

Must .... resist ... making ...jokes ...that ... include ... spoilers!

+10 votes   media: Farcry 3
Aralvar Mar 1 2013, 10:10am replied:

Fake dicks? I feel stupid for wondering how that would even work out right.

+12 votes   media: If...
Aralvar Mar 1 2013, 1:52am replied:

Well, let's put it this way:

I'm a 15 year old teenage boy.

I hope you can figure out the rest.

+3 votes   media: two hearts as one
Aralvar Feb 28 2013, 11:13pm replied:

What are you talking about? He has a loving hand that can please him. That's all you'll ever need!

+3 votes   media: two hearts as one
Aralvar Feb 28 2013, 11:11pm says:

I wonder if that applies to us furries as well. Hmmm.....

+3 votes   media: swollen eyes
Aralvar Feb 28 2013, 11:10pm replied:

Hand, singular.

That's what makes it so much more funny.

+1 vote   media: can't trust yourself
Aralvar Feb 27 2013, 7:04pm replied:

This is moddb. I've gotten negative Karma for pointing out when someone assumed something about me that wasn't true.

+2 votes   media: We Didn't Start the Flame War
Aralvar Feb 21 2013, 12:59am replied:

I wouldn't call myself a Grammar Nazi and I was still horrified while reading this. It's written like the author doesn't speak fluent English, rather in that comical way that people sometimes butcher the English language so it sounds stupidly funny.

+5 votes   media: American Action Movies: Fake and Reality
Aralvar Feb 19 2013, 7:34pm says:

Uh, is that Tom Selleck advertising those mustaches? It seems very fitting if it is.

+14 votes   media: Emergency
Aralvar Feb 18 2013, 3:43pm says:

**** Smalley sounds like a really poorly thought up teenager insult, not someone's actual name. 0_0

+8 votes   media: poor man
Aralvar Feb 18 2013, 3:38pm says:

I know I seem to bring this up often, but:

Dat sexism.

+4 votes   media: Men vs Women
Aralvar Feb 16 2013, 9:53pm replied:

Buzz should just stick to "infinity" from now on, then.

+6 votes   media: have some humour
Aralvar Feb 16 2013, 9:45pm replied:

Or, you could just stream it. Which is the safest and fastest way to watch something like that.

+1 vote   media: pc vs mac
Aralvar Feb 16 2013, 9:43pm says:

I still don't understand how agnostics, by this definition, even think. Of course people can just not believe in a God, it's only foolish of you to try and disprove one. And since Atheists just lack a belief in a God, Agnostics sound like much of the same thing.

+1 vote   media: Religion and mathematics
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 10:10am says:

"Yo dawg, I heard you need space...."

Sorry guys, it would be a crime if I didn't make that joke.

+9 votes   media: Funny comments
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 9:14am says:

Well, you know you can trust him because he has a suave looking pencil mustache.

+4 votes   media: G.I Joe
Aralvar Feb 11 2013, 12:16am replied:

Just a hunch.

+1 vote   media: Super heros
Aralvar Feb 11 2013, 12:10am replied:

Probably was the doctor telling him if he had cancer or not. Guess it doesn't matter anymore.....

+2 votes   media: Dangerous cell phones
Aralvar Feb 11 2013, 12:07am replied:

That's why I take the actual escalator, rather than catching a ride on the hand-rail.

+5 votes   media: Fails
Aralvar Feb 8 2013, 6:41am replied: +1 vote   media: cocaine
Aralvar Feb 7 2013, 11:13pm replied:

So nyeh.

+1 vote   media: batsy and spidey
Aralvar Feb 7 2013, 11:12pm replied:

Batman is just a rich guy who used his wealth to develop a bunch of cool gadgets for himself. And I don't see how Batman could possibly beat Superman without Kryptonite. With Superman's super strength, he could squash Batman's head like a Tomato.

+1 vote   media: batsy and spidey
Aralvar Feb 7 2013, 10:08pm says:

Obviously about that recent story in the news. "Assassins masturbate to pictures of dogs on the internet while snorting cocaine!"

+12 votes   media: Today's schedule...
Aralvar Feb 6 2013, 12:23pm replied:

Spiderman has actual superhuman powers. Spiderman wins.

+4 votes   media: batsy and spidey
Aralvar Feb 4 2013, 11:21pm replied:

I've gotten only one of those friend requests, and I've been playing since 2011 (which isn't very long in the timespan of the game, but it has only happened to me once in like two years).

+4 votes   media: gaming
Aralvar Feb 4 2013, 8:14am says:

I'm wondering where this TF2 "HATS!" joke comes from, actually. I mean, I know a lot of people like them but I've played quite a few games where nobody even says anything about them.

+7 votes   media: gaming
Aralvar Feb 3 2013, 6:54am says:

If you're still looking for testers, I'm available. Though you'll probably get a flood of people saying the same thing. Send me a PM if you want me as a tester.

+1 vote   article: Dehrgada - An Introduction
Aralvar Feb 3 2013, 3:57am replied:

Pfft, you're obviously not a "kool kid".

+7 votes   media: shirt
Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 6:54pm says:

Guys, stop being so mean! Don't you know that French is the new Arabic? All the "kool kids" know that.

+15 votes   media: shirt
Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 5:08am replied:

Seeing as Hitler was indeed a racist, GSC's comment is correct and yours is not applicable. kthanks =)

+3 votes   media: Tolerance
Aralvar Feb 1 2013, 9:50pm replied:

What da f-word are you talkin' bout, n-word?

+11 votes   media: Canadian Graffiti
Aralvar Feb 1 2013, 9:49pm says:

Reloading is for people who know how to take cover properly.

+7 votes   media: LoL XD
Aralvar Feb 1 2013, 3:00am says:

Norton would make a killing selling condoms. They would barely have to change the box they come in as well.

+16 votes   media: CleverBot
Aralvar Jan 31 2013, 12:11am replied:

ADS means "Aim Down Sights".

+1 vote   download: TRIAGE Part 1
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 6:44am replied:

Watching a team of hackers fight a team of hackers? Damn, who would even win? Must be pretty close games.

+1 vote   media: Life
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 2:37am replied:

Couldn't get into Fallout? Well, seeing as I like the game and this IS the internet after all, I am obligated by internet law to insult you for disliking something that I like.... you stupid head.

+1 vote   media: Fallout
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 6:28pm replied:

Then you're a disgrace to the human race, but whateves

+2 votes   media: Parenting, you are doing it right!
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 5:52pm replied:


+1 vote   media: lulz
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 5:51pm replied:

Ugh, my cat does that constantly.

+1 vote   media: lol
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 5:48pm says:

Spoken like a true wizard.

+1 vote   media: Some things are more important then health.
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 5:38pm replied:

Kind of the same thing here. When I was a kid, I was still allowed to swear whenever I want. And I had other such awesome freedoms.

+1 vote   media: F-word in school
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 5:31pm says:

Anal Fantasy sounds like the name of a bad porno.

+1 vote   media: Best for your cat
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 5:12am replied:

Do you happen to be living in a secret, underground bunker without any contact with reality?

+1 vote   media: Super heros
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 4:44am replied:

*guy with avatar from Star Wars prequel says Star Wars being made by Disney is bad*

+1 vote   media: Darth Kitty
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 4:01am says:

Might have gotten sapped,you should call an Engineer to check it out.

+2 votes   media: Teleport
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 3:25am replied:

Then you would call it Chaughing, which is clearly a better choice over "Luackling".

+1 vote   media: recruiting the dracula
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 3:16am replied:

@ZeroFighter If only being a blithering idiot was considered a mental illness, then you could probably get away with being one.

-1 votes   media: In sweden
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