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Well with "To help a bear to escape from zoo" I would have to say to become a Russian, or the equivalent of.
Nah, he's gotta drink a Russian under the table.
Do you need any 3D modelers?
Could you use a 3D modeler to help out with the game? I don't require payment.
Er, guns aren't going to be permanently breakable are they? Realistically that doesn't really happen, since you can replace any broken parts with parts from an identical firearm.
I love it when people get butthurt over us furries.
"Bandits in the "package delivery quest" nerfed"
Thank you thank you thank you!
Damnit, way to ruin my stupid joke.
Are you going to make permadeath optional? I don't like it so I'm wondering. I'll be playing the game for sure if it is or isn't in the game at all.
This is going to give my PC a beating. xD
I feel the same way.
WUH 'CHU SAY MODUCKAH?!
And yet I still enjoy Xbox and PC more.
Meh, it's catchy. I'm not obsessed with it though.
Saw the one of him in front of the store on Facebook. Looks like the end of the intro sequence to a sitcom starring Picard (which I would totally watch).
That's funny, I thought you were in your forties or something until I checked your profile.
With DLCs it's $19.99, and I have literally zero dollars. Plus I already have it on console.
Besides, I was partially kidding. I don't really expect you to go up to Ron Perlman and ask him to do a voiceover.
PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN
I'll buy New Vegas for the PC if that happens.
Check out that old school computer monitor back there!
If only you guys could have gotten Ron Perlman, then the game would be an instant 10/10.
Well, the only people who can really get offended at my comment are people who hate gays. So I'm not being a Nazi about anything. =)
Do you even know what the word sexism means?
WHY THE MARIACHI BAND
I sincerely hope your kids turn out gay! =)
People still react this way to finding out their kids are gay? I didn't know they had rage comics in the 50s. xD
It's because CoD4 was released, and it's a really fun shooter. One of my favorites as far as multiplayer shooters goes. They just realized how much people liked it and kept remaking it over and over and over again for easy money.
Oh, please don't say that. Now I'm being overcome by feels.
I'm guessing most people didn't get the joke.
That's true. Do you know how easy it would be for all the soldiers in North Korea to overthrow their leaders? Extremely. But it will never happen, because they're brainwashed into doing whatever they're told.
Looks like a pretty obvious photoshop to me.
Back in his day, things were probably racist, sexist, and homophobic.
I think I'd rather take swagfags and crappy music over that **** any day.
I call dibs on playing as the cop from Die Hard.
If they ever make a Fallout game that takes place in Australia, it will definitely need to have giant spiders as enemies.
I'm not sure if it's more annoying that the guy is too dumb to get it, or that the other guy is chastising him for streaming movies.
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
What? No way, man. This is obviously a way to infinitely eat a bar of chocolate. Scientists just never thought about it that way, that's all.
The guy who types up these labels is just really uncertain about stuff.
Yeah, I know it's a bag of nuts and all but maybe it accidentally got filled with something else. So put "May contain nuts" just so they don't automatically expect there to be nuts in there.
Unexpected kind-of-racist joke at the end.
Damn that **** is sneaky.
Why is this still titled "**** yeah, idiots on Facebook!" I'm not seeing how anyone is being an idiot here.
Watch out guys, the person who can't be bothered to spell simple words correctly or use punctuation of any kind is throwing around the word "idiot". I think they might just be a genius.
The girl sounds like a bitch anyways. "DON'T COMMENT ON MY PUBLICLY VISIBLE STATUS JON, I ONLY WANT OPINIONS FROM PEOPLE THAT AGREE WITH ME."
This is useful for walking on railings.
If one of the heads of WB had been there, they probably would. Remember MERP?
If only the American school system weren't so ridiculous....
If only this person took a video. This would make a great GIF.
Maybe because you're from Spain. But in the US, at least where I life, they made it mandatory to learn it when you're younger. Which is pointless, because Cursive does nothing more than to make your writing look fancy, but hard to read.
I saw it on Dorkly.
Here's the artist: Sharpwriter.deviantart.com
And the original picture: Sharpwriter.deviantart.com
Worst pursuers ever. They were walking after him. I mean, come one.
I would say that this sucks when you're playing as medic, but I can't expect them to stand around with me and change their gameplay style because I'm healing them. If they don't want a medic, fine. Hope that rocket jump was worth it, lol.
That sniper definitely died a few seconds later. Nobody puts **** on Heavy's sandwich!
Definitely GTA in a nutshell.
If we're going to be posting Omegle conversations, I have a bunch of ones I thought were funny.
Only once a week?
Damn you, you stole my joke.
Your definition of history is all wrong. Everyone knows real history is Pawn Shops and restoring old crap to look new.
Sorry, but I find this picture to be pretty damn stupid. Facebook is for socializing, not productivity. I use YouTube to watch videos, not to be productive. Are you honestly telling me that everything has to be productive? Read this:
"Video games are idiotic, time-wasting, non-productive, time-stealing, and mind-dumbing."
You ever heard that from uptight people before? Yeah, it's equally stupid in this situation.
Money Bastard? That's "pimp", yo.
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
Man, that's hardcore. I wish that I could take really focused *****.
Er, maybe not.
And how do the religious folks get around this one? "Oh, he lets you have free will, so he can't stop someone from doing evil." Yeah, God just couldn't stop Adolf Hitler from killing millions of people because that would be messing with his free will, which is far more important than saving millions of lives. I mean, they probably all went to Heaven, right? -_-
Uh, modern games? Steam sells games from like 1997.
Probably just ran out of ***** to give.
Someone please tell me what this is from, I must know.
I've seen more of these pictures with girls doing this, actually. Does the virginity joke still apply? =)
Holy crap, teamwork? Such a rare thing in FPS games.
I ain't even that much of a cookie person, but I still prefer cookies over the ******* Christian "god".
Alright, whatever stupid thing he posted before I don't care about now.
As for the current comic: I never use companions so this really doesn't relate to me, lol.
Dats nasty, dats what it is yo.
I wonder, is it sharp enough to dismember a man?
(Insert Portal 2 reference here)
If a gay guy looks at this he'd just be like "Um, well yeah, I am. Your point?"
Wow, what an excellent rule! Imagine that in a real duel. "HEY! You can't stab him to death if your foot isn't in a certain place!" I think this just draws more attention to the fact that nobody seems to fight each other with real sword nowadays, which is a shame because it would be fun to watch a fight to the death between two guys who have to follow a million dumb fencing rules.
Fencing never appealed to me much. Especially when people used to do it in duels to the death. I mean, all you're really doing is showing off how good you are at following the rules of fencing. If you're simply trying to kill them instead of following some sort of fencing code, then you have the upper hand with no training at all.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
If you look closely at the reflection, both the girl and the blanket look completely different.
Six days later: "LOL THIS JOKE WILL BE SO FUNNY"
Meanwhile, while you're at the zoo:
I'd be best buds with all the tigers, so don't mess with me.
"HE'S A BRICK.......HOUSE!"
So.... Jesus has some badass tattoos then? Just take a look at that bicep! Pfft, he's loving all of that heroin you're shooting in there.
They're also easy to kill. Damaging the brain sufficiently is all you need. One runs at you? Stab him in the forehead, he's done. Really you would only need some minor armor to be practically invincible from zombies. You ever tried to bite through a recycling bin? It's near impossible for a human being. And they're everywhere. Imagine making some makeshift armor out of that stuff, and making makeshift gauntlets with it.
Low population areas probably. I doubt all the zombies in a town would stand around in one small area. You would kill a few as you found them wandering the streets and buildings, they probably wouldn't be incredibly dangerous in small numbers (even a heavy coat could be enough to prevent them from biting you), but you could eventually make an entire small town clear of zombies if you worked hard towards it. Killing twenty or so zombies a day, in a town with a population of 2,000, would take 200 days. And you wouldn't even need the entire town to be completely clear, just a large portion of it where it's not dangerous anymore.
A common misconception, gasoline and a working car would be really easy to find in the zombie apocalypse. It's not like the zombies managed to blow up everything, there's abandoned cars everywhere. With gas ready to be siphoned.
More like a Paranorman amount of obsession, not that weird.
Because the term "weirdo" should only be said about people who are weird in a negative way. "OMG he's obsessed with zombies" is not a good reason to call someone "weirdo". However, someone who worships Satan and dresses like a mixture of goth and emo cultures, is a weirdo.
Yes, that too.
The Russian robot should have just been an AK-47 for the torso with a bottle of Vodka for a head.
Wearing an Ushanka.
I think it's a theme that every comic on this page portrays my gender as a bunch of blithering idiots that scream "SECKS AND MUHNEY AND BEEEERRR!!!"
I guess that's flattering to some people. =)
****, I hate when this happens in Bethesda games. I'm enjoying the **** outta them so much that I forget to save. Luckily, I don't think I've lost THAT much time due to not saving.
A creepy girl who lives in a bunch of dayum toilets and is described as "hamless". That's not as much scary as it is weird and nasty.
Well, being in a real war is probably about as fun as being a camper.
That is, to say, not at all.
Then they'd have to change that blue brain to a trollface.
Yep, dogs are such bros when they manage to do the most stupid things imaginable, as this comic shows (most if it isn't even an exaggeration). Have a dog, you're more likely to have one that's incredibly stupid and obnoxious, have a cat (like I do) and I have no such problem. Obviously both kinds of pets can be good or bad, depending on which one you choose. I actually do want a dog, but I'd be pretty damn selective about it.
For a program named "Cleverbot", they sure are pretty damn stupid!
Lol, downvotes for liking cats more? Man, apparently dog fanboys are the most obnoxious kind! *waits to also get negative karma from dog fanboys*
That's strangely funny. Guess the priest didn't trust God to protect him, then?
Well, being burned for all eternity would probably burn your **** off anyways. Sounds like a pretty bad choice.
Even Morgan Freeman's awesomeness couldn't convince me to believe such nonsense, sorry Morgan. =(
Maybe they'll make a documentary about it.
Good point. Does that mean that random doors and computers and such are all females then, or just males that R2 is giving anal to?
He was obviously using beepboop code, duh. And a robot can't be a "he", "he" has no genitalia!
It's pretty hard not to notice. They wouldn't paint anything that you're not supposed to look at.
Notice the feet on the ground under him. Either this is a terrible editing attempt, or he has extremely long lower-legs!
Well, according to R2-D2, they're "boops" and "beeps".
Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch.
Do you want to explain to me where all the "boops" went? Everyone knows you can't have "beeps" without "boops". Guys, don't believe dis guy, he is a liar!
WAIT JUST A MINUTE PAL! What if it's a tub that doesn't have a drain? Maybe it's one of those old-timey ones. I'ma need security to escort this doctor to his padded cell.
Obviously it's Vince, the ShamWow guy. Now that you have this little piece of information, I would like you to imagine Vince saying the words out loud that are on that piece of paper.
Masturbation and Cocaine I get, but Assassins? *Sees your avatar* Oh, I see.
Lol, negative Karma for pointing out that he's full of ****. Typical Moddb. =)
As you see, I've never used 9gag. But thanks for assuming, it makes an *** out of you and..... well, just you.
Damn, forgot about that "remove the other subject from the sentence and read it back" rule. Well, guess I'll just prepare for some well deserved negative karma!
The real reason: *Please don't kill my friend and I!
Have you met them in person or on the internet? I think even the dumbest people I've met aren't this stupid.
Whenever I see these "even a mentally retarded person wouldn't say that" questions from Yahoo! Answers, I refuse to believe people are that stupid. I have a feeling they're either really good, or really bad trolls. I've never met someone even remotely close to being that stupid and I have a feeling the human race would be declining a lot faster if these were real questions.
Reminds me of what they did with alternative energy to power cars. Better for the environment and the owner's bank account, but not good for the corporations? GET RID OF DAT ****!!!!!!
I'll play Nintendo games a couple times a year when I get really bored, but I'm more of an Elder Scrolls, Fallout, etc. person.
This article: the computer mouse will no longer exist because kids are too stupid to use them! (just forget about those millions of PC gamers that wouldn't even consider using a tablet instead of a mouse)
Forget that parasol ****, this is the REAL fashion accessory.
Probably out eating two of the exact same sandwich.
@Goober If Battlefield weren't published by EA, I'd call that a dumb assumption. As it is, I enjoy BF3 and am very much looking forward to BF4, but I'm afraid their "50% of the game content is paid DLC" virus will infect it. I'll wait and see.
Maybe I should write a book about all the weird dreams I have.
Since the only male model available is a soldier then I'm guessing it's part of the story that you were a former soldier? Otherwise it would see kind of out of place for you to play as a guy with a bunch of military gear.
And then she realized that her son is not a seahorse.
So, I'm just going to assume that every car in Russia comes with a free dash cam.
Or you could just wear it, then you'd be a more stylish pot head.
So, did they shoot it, beat it, pepper spray it, or all three?
This particular model of weather stone also comes in a racist variety.
I call ********.
First comment to say it's funny always gets a ton of upvotes from people who don't want to say it again. xD
Yep, better than nothing. Show me an action packed game where you can do that totally unscripted.
Critic Score 89/100
User Score 8.3
I haven't played a video game for weeks, so I have no idea.
Oh ****, a mystery weapon. Now I can't prepare for anything!
I don't pay attention to sports and what is this?
After finding out that a "4chan raid" is an actual thing, I have no intentions of using the site. xD
I don't say that as a huge supporter of Facebook. Just that Facebook seems to be the USSR of this picture and would probably have the weapons to destroy 4chan.
Man, you must be a total firearms noob. Everyone knows that Baguette rounds aren't just normal Baguettes. They're specially made for French cannons. Kind of like those really weird calibers for French rifles.
Maybe mighty Facebook will nuke the island of 4chan.
Yeah, I have one of those French Cannons as well. It's mostly a decorative piece, since ammo is so expensive nowadays. Baguette rounds are like $5 a round, and you can only find them online where there's a huge waiting list. **** that.
Didn't you just answer your own question? That's who has looted the location before you, if you choose to believe that (this is where roleplaying comes in, of course). It could have been old bandits, or old adventurers. It doesn't have to be the named body of a guy that the bandits are keeping around to satisfy their necrophilia fetish.
It doesn't seem to me like the bandit caves in Morrowind had previous residents, since the caves are very clean, usually organized, and set up for the specific amount of people you'll find there.
Yes, the bandits are named in Morrowind, but outside of a few very specific quests; it's very irrelevant. There's no information whatsoever on the guy who ran at me with an iron dagger and was quickly cut down, so it doesn't force me to think about them any more than the unnamed bandits in the other games. Besides, how would I know their names anyways?
Oblivion has outdoor camps, forts, bandit caves, tombs, Ayleid Ruins, and even a couple houses in the forest. There's also caves that lead to other ruins. I'd say it's at least comparable to Morrowind.
Forgive me if my comments seem all over the place or poorly worded, I haven't had much sleep last night and have been up for hours; and I get tired of reading walls of text.
Yes, Oblivion does have copy and pasted NPCs as well. But in Morrowind, it is a very literal usage of "copy and pasting". Every NPC I encounter is a reskin of the same Commoner who is willing to talk to you about everything you could possibly ask them, and they will all reply to you with the exact same dialogue. No individuality. While that does happen in Oblivion, I feel that it's not as commonplace and there is a bit more diversity in characters.
The physical size of the city doesn't matter much to me. When it comes to Vivec, it is like eating a giant cake that has no flavor. It's large, yes, but there doesn't seem to be any reason for me to want to get to know and interact with the residents. This is what a role playing game should be all about.
I didn't mean to say you could interact with it more in Oblivion (it's about the same as in Morrowind), but the "unique" plant life there almost seems like it's a giant piece of Styrofoam instead of a living plant. In Oblivion I find it more the believable that the nature around me is alive.
I don't know why it would just so happen that your run-of-the-mill adventurer is an interesting person who keeps a journal and happens to have died when you have arrived there, but that is an added bonus.
While I've played Morrowind recently, but haven't played Oblivion for awhile, I do remember that there were dungeons in Oblivion that had their own stories. I could be wrong of course, but I don't remember that being exclusive to Morrowind; even if it was more commonplace.
It's funny that you should say how eager you are to quickly loot an Oblivion dungeon, because that's how I feel about Morrowind. The bandits stand around, run at me, get killed, I take their stuff (maybe make a few trips), and leave. If it's just a bandit cave, I rarely find any reason to stay long.
Also, this isn't a complaint about the game, but I think Morrowind's graphics really hold it back. Don't get me wrong, I usually don't care with graphics. I just can't get over how much the visuals of Oblivion have added to the atmosphere. I'm not obsessed with graphical quality either, Skyrim's superior visuals don't make the game better than Oblivion for me.
We're never going to agree on this, it's just fun to discuss this with someone without hearing "Pfft, you have **** taste in games if you prefer that garbage Oblivion over Morrowind (AKA - The Lord and Savior of Video Games)".
The open city thing isn't what bothered me, it's that most of the mainland towns were very small, and the AI issues made the rest of them feel just as plain. I've never been interested in "Gene Generic. Commoner."'s house, because he's just a reskin of every other non-quest related NPC in the game with a few items tossed into a random house that doesn't need to exist.
If you want to talk about it realistically, there shouldn't be any dungeons have haven't been looted by the time you get there. Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim take place hundreds of years after many heroes must have scoured the land. There's nothing automatically more special about your character, so there should have been a million more adventurers (and there are, but most of them are never seen doing anything) that have cleaned out every scrap of valuable items out of every dungeons. Thankfully, it isn't realistic.
I'm not sure why you're saying that Oblivion's dungeons feel unexplored though, you can find bones and skeletons all over the place in a bunch of locations. And I doubt that bandits would leave bodies lying around their fort. They probably kill and loot any adventurers immediately before disposing of their corpse, I'm assuming that's why most bandits have armor and weapons.
If you're going to be disappointed by the size of IC, you should realize the technical limitations. Most of the residents of Vivec are copy and paste NPCs, with the quarters of Vivec's exteriors being largely the same. Realistically, since Cyrodiil is the heart of the empire, the IC would have to be the size of the cities of Assassin's Creed, at the very least.
I have to say that I don't quite understand why people like the environments of Morrowind better. Sure, they had some interesting plant life and creatures. But so did Oblivion, and all the iconic scenery of Morrowind is usually static and cannot be interacted with (like those giant mushrooms).
I know what TR is planning, but I still don't believe that they will ever accomplish their goal completely.
I don't find the Morrowind exploration to be fun because it just seems..... boring. Walking down the road, there's a bandit cave, there's a tomb. Walk a little farther, pass a town, see a ruin. Repeat.
In Oblivion, you have the same "ruin, bandit cave, tomb" thing going on that you have in Morrowind, but the placement seems better and the locations seem to be more unique. For example, finding outdoor bandit camps and secret locations in the woods. I think the environment itself is more fun to explore. It seems that everything in Morrowind you can find after walking down the main road or a dirt path, with the exception of the (extremely depressing) Ashlands. In Oblivion, I like having to dig deep into a beautifully forested area to find something. Which is one of the reasons why I think Oblivion has absolutely destroyed Morrowind when it comes to atmosphere. There's just something about Oblivion to where I feel like I could spend a long time just walking around and interacting with the NPCs and the environment.
I don't really recall getting lost in Morrowind, with the exception of the Ashlands (which I hate, but explore for loot xD). The smaller map, location placement, abundant road signs, and memorable environments make it pretty easy for me to remember where I am (with the exception of the Ashlands, of course).
On a slightly unrelated note, I have to say that I also like the way the towns are structured in Oblivion over Morrowind. A loading screen seems like an acceptable price to pay for it.
I think it's better in Oblivion because of that missing fun factor from Morrowind. Since stealing in Morrowind is extremely easy, but pickpocketing is stupidly hard, that's a bit of a problem for me. Again, this all seems to come down to the problems with the AI. I think that ruins everything in the game for me.
If Morrowind ever got a significant update in that category, I'd be willing to reevaluate my opinion that Oblivion is better. Right now though, Oblivion is just more fun for me. And that's what I think a game is supposed to be. I'd rather play a game where the whole game is fun to explore, rather than the few minutes I'd spend reading a book. xD
If Morrowind had these things:
Significantly improved NPC behavior (on the level of Oblivion or better)
Combat system fixed
Quests are more fun and numerous
More replayability (bandits shouldn't always spawn with the same gear)
Exploration more rewarding (For some reason, exploring in Morrowind just doesn't seem anywhere near as fun as Oblivion)
Then I would be perfectly willing to accept that it's better. But even then, I'd still consider Oblivion to be the best vanilla game. There's something about Oblivion where I just have a million times more fun than Skyrim or Morrowind. And this isn't a biased opinion; I've played a lot of Oblivion and Morrowind, but not much Skyrim.
Maybe they'll make another Elder Scrolls game that tops Morrowind, I'd rather have Fallout 4 though.
I don't think Morrowind had everything better in the story department. For example, the Thieves Guild and Dark Brotherhood stories felt way better than the Thieves Guild and Morag Tong stories in the game.
Where did they mention that in Morrowind? Was it in a piece of dialogue or a book?
The problem I have with the Oblivion haters is that they were so nitpicky and ignored all the improvements. It's way more fun than Morrowind, even if Morrowind does have improvements in several areas. But no, so many people ignored the fun features and started complaining because it wasn't as they expected. The perfect Elder Scrolls game, to me, would be a combination of everything good about Morrowind mixed with everything good about Oblivion.
It's too bad that the Tamriel Rebuilt Mod is only focusing on the Morrowind engine. I would really like to see some intense AI improvements.
I think they're working on a mod called "Tamriel Rebuilt" where they're going to include the rest of the continent. It might be abandoned though.
I can understand why they didn't go with the jungle direction, it really doesn't fit the Imperials at all. They seem very Roman-esque from their weapons, armor, and architecture. A jungle seems like an incredibly unfitting location. It would be like if the Nords were from Hammerfell, it just doesn't seem fitting at all. There's also a 465 year gap between the First and Third edition of the Pocket Guide to the Empire. With a rapidly expanding empire, I would not be surprised to see the geography change and for certain species to go extinct (like the river dragons you speak of) after over 400 years. I can imagine that a great deal of forest was cleared, and such significant changes to the geography don't sound surprising for the very heart of the Empire that has conquered every province in Tamriel.
I've gotten sick of Morrowind. The completely lifeless AI makes the game too depressing to enjoy it any more. That's really the only thing holding me back from enjoying the game again.
And as far as Oblivion goes, please link me to where it is officially described in such a way that is completely different than how it turned out.
I think The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion is a great example of this. It improved on so many issues that Morrowind had, yet was poorly received for some reason. Why? Apparently because people didn't like that it took place in a forested area that was more plain looking instead of the crazy jumble of plants and random creatures that Morrowind's was. A great example of Fan Idiocy based on entitlement. Yes, that is what Cyrodiil looks like. Go play Morrowind if you want every setting to be filled with giant mushrooms and Nix Hounds, that's not how all of Tamriel looks. It doesn't lack atmosphere, you just hate change.