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Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 6 2014, 12:45pm replied:

Well with "To help a bear to escape from zoo" I would have to say to become a Russian, or the equivalent of.

+1 vote   media: Name*
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 6 2014, 12:34pm replied:

Nah, he's gotta drink a Russian under the table.

+1 vote   media: Name*
Aralvar
Aralvar Sep 19 2014, 1:57pm says:

Do you need any 3D modelers?

+1 vote   game: The Dead Among Us
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 1 2014, 10:37pm says:

Could you use a 3D modeler to help out with the game? I don't require payment.

+1 vote   article: Modular Construction is the Way to Go!
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 31 2013, 1:14pm says:

Er, guns aren't going to be permanently breakable are they? Realistically that doesn't really happen, since you can replace any broken parts with parts from an identical firearm.

+2 votes   game: Deadly Harvest
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 31 2013, 2:19am says:

I love it when people get butthurt over us furries.

+6 votes   media: Furries
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 25 2013, 12:50pm says:

"Bandits in the "package delivery quest" nerfed"

Thank you thank you thank you!

+2 votes   article: Dev Log #23: Expanding the Business; Balance Changes
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 19 2013, 2:33pm replied:

Damnit, way to ruin my stupid joke.

+1 vote   media: KA-50
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 18 2013, 5:54pm says:

KA50 KASATKA?!

METAL GEAR!

+1 vote   media: KA-50
Aralvar
Aralvar Aug 3 2013, 6:13pm says:

Are you going to make permadeath optional? I don't like it so I'm wondering. I'll be playing the game for sure if it is or isn't in the game at all.

+2 votes   article: Refocusing how you play
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 22 2013, 2:08pm says:

This is going to give my PC a beating. xD

+4 votes   media: Not a place for the night
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 9 2013, 3:00pm replied:

I feel the same way.

+4 votes   media: Russia!
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 7 2013, 12:21pm replied:

WUH 'CHU SAY MODUCKAH?!

+1 vote   media: new funnies
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:29am says:

And yet I still enjoy Xbox and PC more.

Static.giantbomb.com

+1 vote   media: Nintendo
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:24am replied:

Meh, it's catchy. I'm not obsessed with it though.

+1 vote   media: Dance
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:22am says:

Saw the one of him in front of the store on Facebook. Looks like the end of the intro sequence to a sitcom starring Picard (which I would totally watch).

+1 vote   media: Picard?
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 9:51am replied:

That's funny, I thought you were in your forties or something until I checked your profile.

+1 vote   media: my parents
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 23 2013, 11:42pm replied:

With DLCs it's $19.99, and I have literally zero dollars. Plus I already have it on console.

Besides, I was partially kidding. I don't really expect you to go up to Ron Perlman and ask him to do a voiceover.

+1 vote   media: OFFICIAL Fallout: Project Brazil Intro Video
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 23 2013, 5:32am replied:

HHHHHNNNNGGGGGGG

PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN

I'll buy New Vegas for the PC if that happens.

+1 vote   media: OFFICIAL Fallout: Project Brazil Intro Video
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 22 2013, 7:07pm replied:

*Arma 3

+5 votes   media: Call of Duty's (BIG) New Feature
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 22 2013, 7:06pm says:

WOAH


Check out that old school computer monitor back there!

+2 votes   media: Transformer Cigarette Pack
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 22 2013, 6:55pm says:

If only you guys could have gotten Ron Perlman, then the game would be an instant 10/10.

+3 votes   media: OFFICIAL Fallout: Project Brazil Intro Video
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 17 2013, 9:31am replied:

Well, the only people who can really get offended at my comment are people who hate gays. So I'm not being a Nazi about anything. =)

+1 vote   media: pics donated
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 17 2013, 7:25am replied:

Good point.

+11 votes   media: Have Some Funny gif
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 17 2013, 6:59am replied:

Do you even know what the word sexism means?

+5 votes   media: pics donated
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 17 2013, 4:49am says:

WHY THE MARIACHI BAND

+10 votes   media: Have Some Funny gif
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 16 2013, 11:58pm replied:

I sincerely hope your kids turn out gay! =)

+1 vote   media: pics donated
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 16 2013, 5:06pm says:

People still react this way to finding out their kids are gay? I didn't know they had rage comics in the 50s. xD

+9 votes   media: pics donated
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 14 2013, 3:52am replied:

It's because CoD4 was released, and it's a really fun shooter. One of my favorites as far as multiplayer shooters goes. They just realized how much people liked it and kept remaking it over and over and over again for easy money.

+1 vote   media: Call Of Duty: Ghosts - All Access Summary
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 12 2013, 6:08pm says:

Oh, please don't say that. Now I'm being overcome by feels.

+4 votes   media: aagh my funnybone!
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 6 2013, 12:22am says:

I'm guessing most people didn't get the joke.

+2 votes   media: Putin again
Aralvar
Aralvar May 27 2013, 4:19pm says:

That's true. Do you know how easy it would be for all the soldiers in North Korea to overthrow their leaders? Extremely. But it will never happen, because they're brainwashed into doing whatever they're told.

+6 votes   media: Obedience
Aralvar
Aralvar May 25 2013, 5:45pm replied:

Looks like a pretty obvious photoshop to me.

+2 votes   media: I don't even...
Aralvar
Aralvar May 25 2013, 5:42pm says:

Back in his day, things were probably racist, sexist, and homophobic.

I think I'd rather take swagfags and crappy music over that **** any day.

0 votes   media: back in the day
Aralvar
Aralvar May 25 2013, 1:06am says:

I call dibs on playing as the cop from Die Hard.

+2 votes   media: Laugh
Aralvar
Aralvar May 22 2013, 11:37pm says:

If they ever make a Fallout game that takes place in Australia, it will definitely need to have giant spiders as enemies.

+9 votes   media: Stralia
Aralvar
Aralvar May 22 2013, 11:23pm says:

I'm not sure if it's more annoying that the guy is too dumb to get it, or that the other guy is chastising him for streaming movies.

+5 votes   media: have some humour
Aralvar
Aralvar May 12 2013, 4:33pm replied:

SCIENCECEPTION

+1 vote   media: gangsta goose
Aralvar
Aralvar May 11 2013, 10:15pm says:

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?

|YES| |NO|

+1 vote   media: gangsta goose
Aralvar
Aralvar May 8 2013, 10:15pm replied:

What? No way, man. This is obviously a way to infinitely eat a bar of chocolate. Scientists just never thought about it that way, that's all.

+4 votes   media: How to get infinite chocolate
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 6:59pm replied:

The guy who types up these labels is just really uncertain about stuff.

Yeah, I know it's a bag of nuts and all but maybe it accidentally got filled with something else. So put "May contain nuts" just so they don't automatically expect there to be nuts in there.

+5 votes   media: Walnuts
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:36pm says:

Unexpected kind-of-racist joke at the end.

Damn that **** is sneaky.

+5 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:23pm says:

Why is this still titled "**** yeah, idiots on Facebook!" I'm not seeing how anyone is being an idiot here.

+2 votes   media: Fuck yeah, idiots on Facebook!
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:22pm says:

Watch out guys, the person who can't be bothered to spell simple words correctly or use punctuation of any kind is throwing around the word "idiot". I think they might just be a genius.

+2 votes   media: Fuck yeah, idiots on Facebook!
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:12pm says:

The girl sounds like a bitch anyways. "DON'T COMMENT ON MY PUBLICLY VISIBLE STATUS JON, I ONLY WANT OPINIONS FROM PEOPLE THAT AGREE WITH ME."

+1 vote   media: A FB post about weed
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:10pm says:

This is useful for walking on railings.

+1 vote   media: game logic
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 28 2013, 3:03am replied:

If one of the heads of WB had been there, they probably would. Remember MERP?

+4 votes   media: toilet
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 24 2013, 1:57am says:

If only the American school system weren't so ridiculous....

+4 votes   media: drop out of school
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 23 2013, 1:00am says:

If only this person took a video. This would make a great GIF.

+4 votes   media: GTA Boston
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 11:48pm replied:

Maybe because you're from Spain. But in the US, at least where I life, they made it mandatory to learn it when you're younger. Which is pointless, because Cursive does nothing more than to make your writing look fancy, but hard to read.

+1 vote   media: More
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 11:43pm replied: +10 votes   media: More
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 9:21am replied:

I saw it on Dorkly.

+1 vote   media: What your NOT seeing in Bioshock Infinite...
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 9:04am says:

Here's the artist: Sharpwriter.deviantart.com

And the original picture: Sharpwriter.deviantart.com

+3 votes   media: Lost piece of history
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 9:00am says:

Worst pursuers ever. They were walking after him. I mean, come one.

+3 votes   media: How to elude pursuers
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 8:56am says:

I would say that this sucks when you're playing as medic, but I can't expect them to stand around with me and change their gameplay style because I'm healing them. If they don't want a medic, fine. Hope that rocket jump was worth it, lol.

+1 vote   media: Romnus
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 19 2013, 7:56am says:

That sniper definitely died a few seconds later. Nobody puts **** on Heavy's sandwich!

+3 votes   media: Awkward Zombie
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 19 2013, 7:55am says: +1 vote   media: Awkward Zombie
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 17 2013, 7:13pm says:

Definitely GTA in a nutshell.

+15 votes   media: Dorkly
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 17 2013, 7:07pm says:

If we're going to be posting Omegle conversations, I have a bunch of ones I thought were funny.

+4 votes   media: in omegle
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 17 2013, 7:03pm says:

Only once a week?

+6 votes   media: height growth
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 14 2013, 2:58am replied:

Damn you, you stole my joke.

+9 votes   media: Windows media player
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 14 2013, 2:57am says:

Your definition of history is all wrong. Everyone knows real history is Pawn Shops and restoring old crap to look new.

+14 votes   media: Dr Evil
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 14 2013, 2:56am says:

Sorry, but I find this picture to be pretty damn stupid. Facebook is for socializing, not productivity. I use YouTube to watch videos, not to be productive. Are you honestly telling me that everything has to be productive? Read this:

"Video games are idiotic, time-wasting, non-productive, time-stealing, and mind-dumbing."

You ever heard that from uptight people before? Yeah, it's equally stupid in this situation.

+5 votes   media: You twitface
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 13 2013, 2:56pm says:

Money Bastard? That's "pimp", yo.

+7 votes   media: rapper name game
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 12 2013, 11:15pm replied:

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

+4 votes   media: Hungry Hippos
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 8 2013, 7:51pm says:

Man, that's hardcore. I wish that I could take really focused *****.

Er, maybe not.

+5 votes   media: no pants
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 8 2013, 2:38pm says:

And how do the religious folks get around this one? "Oh, he lets you have free will, so he can't stop someone from doing evil." Yeah, God just couldn't stop Adolf Hitler from killing millions of people because that would be messing with his free will, which is far more important than saving millions of lives. I mean, they probably all went to Heaven, right? -_-

+2 votes   media: God paradox
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 4 2013, 8:35am says:

Uh, modern games? Steam sells games from like 1997.

+4 votes   media: Modern Games
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 4 2013, 8:32am says:

Probably just ran out of ***** to give.

+4 votes   media: Cop of the Year - runner-up
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 4 2013, 8:31am says:

Someone please tell me what this is from, I must know.

+3 votes   media: poor battlefield 3... :L
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 4 2013, 8:24am says:

I've seen more of these pictures with girls doing this, actually. Does the virginity joke still apply? =)

+4 votes   media: virginity!
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 30 2013, 4:23am replied:

Holy crap, teamwork? Such a rare thing in FPS games.

+1 vote   media: 12lb Napoleon
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 28 2013, 12:08am says:

I ain't even that much of a cookie person, but I still prefer cookies over the ******* Christian "god".

+2 votes   media: God or Cookies
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 25 2013, 10:41pm says:

Alright, whatever stupid thing he posted before I don't care about now.

As for the current comic: I never use companions so this really doesn't relate to me, lol.

+2 votes   media: Dorkly
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 21 2013, 7:00pm says:

Dats nasty, dats what it is yo.

+2 votes   media: Modern Literature
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 21 2013, 6:51pm says:

I wonder, is it sharp enough to dismember a man?

+1 vote   media: Tomorrow...
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 20 2013, 5:57pm says:

(Insert Portal 2 reference here)

+5 votes   media: Lemons...
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 20 2013, 6:07am says:

If a gay guy looks at this he'd just be like "Um, well yeah, I am. Your point?"

+1 vote   media: Laugh
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 18 2013, 2:51am replied:

Wow, what an excellent rule! Imagine that in a real duel. "HEY! You can't stab him to death if your foot isn't in a certain place!" I think this just draws more attention to the fact that nobody seems to fight each other with real sword nowadays, which is a shame because it would be fun to watch a fight to the death between two guys who have to follow a million dumb fencing rules.

+2 votes   media: Un garde, gramps
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 16 2013, 5:07am says:

Fencing never appealed to me much. Especially when people used to do it in duels to the death. I mean, all you're really doing is showing off how good you are at following the rules of fencing. If you're simply trying to kill them instead of following some sort of fencing code, then you have the upper hand with no training at all.

+1 vote   media: Un garde, gramps
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 16 2013, 5:04am replied:

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

+2 votes   media: Look at what the bat found
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 16 2013, 5:03am says:

If you look closely at the reflection, both the girl and the blanket look completely different.

+3 votes   media: have some humour
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 12 2013, 10:39pm says:

Six days later: "LOL THIS JOKE WILL BE SO FUNNY"

+8 votes   media: Spaaace!
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 11 2013, 10:08am says:

Meanwhile, while you're at the zoo:

Pbase.com

I'd be best buds with all the tigers, so don't mess with me.

+1 vote   media: poem
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 11 2013, 10:06am says:

"HE'S A BRICK.......HOUSE!"

+2 votes   media: honey I'm home
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 6 2013, 12:33am says:

So.... Jesus has some badass tattoos then? Just take a look at that bicep! Pfft, he's loving all of that heroin you're shooting in there.

+1 vote   media: Silly Jesus
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 2 2013, 2:58am replied: +3 votes   media: Zombies
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 2 2013, 12:50am replied:

They're also easy to kill. Damaging the brain sufficiently is all you need. One runs at you? Stab him in the forehead, he's done. Really you would only need some minor armor to be practically invincible from zombies. You ever tried to bite through a recycling bin? It's near impossible for a human being. And they're everywhere. Imagine making some makeshift armor out of that stuff, and making makeshift gauntlets with it.

+1 vote   media: Zombies
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 1 2013, 10:06pm replied:

Low population areas probably. I doubt all the zombies in a town would stand around in one small area. You would kill a few as you found them wandering the streets and buildings, they probably wouldn't be incredibly dangerous in small numbers (even a heavy coat could be enough to prevent them from biting you), but you could eventually make an entire small town clear of zombies if you worked hard towards it. Killing twenty or so zombies a day, in a town with a population of 2,000, would take 200 days. And you wouldn't even need the entire town to be completely clear, just a large portion of it where it's not dangerous anymore.

+1 vote   media: Zombies
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 1 2013, 8:17pm replied:

A common misconception, gasoline and a working car would be really easy to find in the zombie apocalypse. It's not like the zombies managed to blow up everything, there's abandoned cars everywhere. With gas ready to be siphoned.

+2 votes   media: Zombies
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 28 2013, 11:03pm replied:

More like a Paranorman amount of obsession, not that weird.

+1 vote   media: Bullies Bullying Bullies
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 28 2013, 12:05am replied:

No problem.

+4 votes   media: Bullies Bullying Bullies
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 27 2013, 7:00pm replied:

Because the term "weirdo" should only be said about people who are weird in a negative way. "OMG he's obsessed with zombies" is not a good reason to call someone "weirdo". However, someone who worships Satan and dresses like a mixture of goth and emo cultures, is a weirdo.

THEMOREYOUKNOW

+4 votes   media: Bullies Bullying Bullies
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 27 2013, 6:56pm replied:

Yes, that too.

+5 votes   media: Various Country's Anime Robots [Polandball]
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 27 2013, 11:00am says:

The Russian robot should have just been an AK-47 for the torso with a bottle of Vodka for a head.

Wearing an Ushanka.

+8 votes   media: Various Country's Anime Robots [Polandball]
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 23 2013, 6:03pm says:

I think it's a theme that every comic on this page portrays my gender as a bunch of blithering idiots that scream "SECKS AND MUHNEY AND BEEEERRR!!!"

I guess that's flattering to some people. =)

+4 votes   media: A great store
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 23 2013, 5:58pm says:

****, I hate when this happens in Bethesda games. I'm enjoying the **** outta them so much that I forget to save. Luckily, I don't think I've lost THAT much time due to not saving.

+2 votes   media: Skyrim
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 21 2013, 1:00am says:

A creepy girl who lives in a bunch of dayum toilets and is described as "hamless". That's not as much scary as it is weird and nasty.

+5 votes   media: Yea right
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 15 2013, 3:54pm replied:

Well, being in a real war is probably about as fun as being a camper.

That is, to say, not at all.

+1 vote   media: call of duty is realistic ?
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 3:56pm replied:

Then they'd have to change that blue brain to a trollface.

+2 votes   media: cleverbot
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 3:55pm replied:

Yep, dogs are such bros when they manage to do the most stupid things imaginable, as this comic shows (most if it isn't even an exaggeration). Have a dog, you're more likely to have one that's incredibly stupid and obnoxious, have a cat (like I do) and I have no such problem. Obviously both kinds of pets can be good or bad, depending on which one you choose. I actually do want a dog, but I'd be pretty damn selective about it.

0 votes   media: Dogs
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 10:02am says:

For a program named "Cleverbot", they sure are pretty damn stupid!

+3 votes   media: cleverbot
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 9:53am replied:

Lol, downvotes for liking cats more? Man, apparently dog fanboys are the most obnoxious kind! *waits to also get negative karma from dog fanboys*

-1 votes   media: Dogs
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 9:46am replied:

That's strangely funny. Guess the priest didn't trust God to protect him, then?

+2 votes   media: The more you know
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 9:16am replied:

Well, being burned for all eternity would probably burn your **** off anyways. Sounds like a pretty bad choice.

+1 vote   media: True hell
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 9:13am says:

Even Morgan Freeman's awesomeness couldn't convince me to believe such nonsense, sorry Morgan. =(

+4 votes   media: Morgan Freeman
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 13 2013, 3:37am replied:

Maybe they'll make a documentary about it.

+1 vote   media: Public Service Anouncement
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 12 2013, 2:30pm replied:

Good point. Does that mean that random doors and computers and such are all females then, or just males that R2 is giving anal to?

+1 vote   media: Public Service Anouncement
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 12 2013, 5:42am replied:

He was obviously using beepboop code, duh. And a robot can't be a "he", "he" has no genitalia!

+1 vote   media: Public Service Anouncement
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 12 2013, 5:35am replied:

It's pretty hard not to notice. They wouldn't paint anything that you're not supposed to look at.

+2 votes   media: Jesus
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 11 2013, 12:14am says:

Notice the feet on the ground under him. Either this is a terrible editing attempt, or he has extremely long lower-legs!

+5 votes   media: Jesus
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:49pm replied:

Well, according to R2-D2, they're "boops" and "beeps".

+1 vote   media: Public Service Anouncement
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:25am says:

Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch.

+2 votes   media: Yup.
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:24am replied:

Do you want to explain to me where all the "boops" went? Everyone knows you can't have "beeps" without "boops". Guys, don't believe dis guy, he is a liar!

+3 votes   media: Public Service Anouncement
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:18am says:

WAIT JUST A MINUTE PAL! What if it's a tub that doesn't have a drain? Maybe it's one of those old-timey ones. I'ma need security to escort this doctor to his padded cell.

+7 votes   media: The bathtub test
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 8 2013, 6:39am replied:

Obviously it's Vince, the ShamWow guy. Now that you have this little piece of information, I would like you to imagine Vince saying the words out loud that are on that piece of paper.

+1 vote   media: bread
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 8 2013, 6:37am replied: +1 vote   media: internet
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 8 2013, 6:09am replied:

Masturbation and Cocaine I get, but Assassins? *Sees your avatar* Oh, I see.

+7 votes   media: Today's schedule...
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 7 2013, 10:08pm replied:

Lol, negative Karma for pointing out that he's full of ****. Typical Moddb. =)

0 votes   media: Grammar Nazi
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 5 2013, 11:23pm replied:

As you see, I've never used 9gag. But thanks for assuming, it makes an *** out of you and..... well, just you.

0 votes   media: Grammar Nazi
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 5 2013, 5:19am replied:

Damn, forgot about that "remove the other subject from the sentence and read it back" rule. Well, guess I'll just prepare for some well deserved negative karma!

+6 votes   media: Grammar Nazi
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 4 2013, 11:20pm says:

The real reason: *Please don't kill my friend and I!

+12 votes   media: Grammar Nazi
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 3 2013, 8:28pm replied:

Have you met them in person or on the internet? I think even the dumbest people I've met aren't this stupid.

+1 vote   media: stepping on an ant
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 6:53pm says:

Whenever I see these "even a mentally retarded person wouldn't say that" questions from Yahoo! Answers, I refuse to believe people are that stupid. I have a feeling they're either really good, or really bad trolls. I've never met someone even remotely close to being that stupid and I have a feeling the human race would be declining a lot faster if these were real questions.

+10 votes   media: stepping on an ant
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 6:45pm replied:

Reminds me of what they did with alternative energy to power cars. Better for the environment and the owner's bank account, but not good for the corporations? GET RID OF DAT ****!!!!!!

+6 votes   media: Sorcery
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 6:44pm says:

I'll play Nintendo games a couple times a year when I get really bored, but I'm more of an Elder Scrolls, Fallout, etc. person.

+6 votes   media: Mario
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 6:39pm replied:

This article: the computer mouse will no longer exist because kids are too stupid to use them! (just forget about those millions of PC gamers that wouldn't even consider using a tablet instead of a mouse)

+4 votes   article: No more mice?
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 6:43am replied:

Forget that parasol ****, this is the REAL fashion accessory.

+1 vote   media: Would you tell him?
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 2:14am replied:

Probably out eating two of the exact same sandwich.

+1 vote   media: Are you hungry now? :D
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 8:32pm replied:

@Goober If Battlefield weren't published by EA, I'd call that a dumb assumption. As it is, I enjoy BF3 and am very much looking forward to BF4, but I'm afraid their "50% of the game content is paid DLC" virus will infect it. I'll wait and see.

+1 vote   media: The new call of duty
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 5:34pm says:

Maybe I should write a book about all the weird dreams I have.

+1 vote   media: Dumbledore Has Spoken
Aralvar
Aralvar Dec 22 2012, 1:08pm says:

Since the only male model available is a soldier then I'm guessing it's part of the story that you were a former soldier? Otherwise it would see kind of out of place for you to play as a guy with a bunch of military gear.

+1 vote   media: Deadly Walkers: FPS Zombie Game
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 22 2013, 7:08pm replied:

Yep, better than nothing. Show me an action packed game where you can do that totally unscripted.

+3 votes   media: Call of Duty's (BIG) New Feature
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Aralvar Jun 22 2013, 7:05pm says:

Critic Score 89/100
User Score 8.3

+2 votes   media: Not sure if disgusting
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 22 2013, 7:02pm says:

I haven't played a video game for weeks, so I have no idea.

Oh ****, a mystery weapon. Now I can't prepare for anything!

+1 vote   media: Well?
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 22 2013, 7:00pm says:

I don't pay attention to sports and what is this?

+1 vote   media: Oh, You Scored a Goal
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Aralvar Jun 19 2013, 5:47am replied:

After finding out that a "4chan raid" is an actual thing, I have no intentions of using the site. xD

+1 vote   media: Online Communities
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Aralvar Jun 18 2013, 8:01am replied:

I don't say that as a huge supporter of Facebook. Just that Facebook seems to be the USSR of this picture and would probably have the weapons to destroy 4chan.

+6 votes   media: Online Communities
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 18 2013, 7:59am replied:

Man, you must be a total firearms noob. Everyone knows that Baguette rounds aren't just normal Baguettes. They're specially made for French cannons. Kind of like those really weird calibers for French rifles.

+5 votes   media: French Warfare
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 18 2013, 12:38am says:

Maybe mighty Facebook will nuke the island of 4chan.

+1 vote   media: Online Communities
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 17 2013, 7:27am says:

Yeah, I have one of those French Cannons as well. It's mostly a decorative piece, since ammo is so expensive nowadays. Baguette rounds are like $5 a round, and you can only find them online where there's a huge waiting list. **** that.

+15 votes   media: French Warfare
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 15 2013, 11:32am replied:

Didn't you just answer your own question? That's who has looted the location before you, if you choose to believe that (this is where roleplaying comes in, of course). It could have been old bandits, or old adventurers. It doesn't have to be the named body of a guy that the bandits are keeping around to satisfy their necrophilia fetish.
It doesn't seem to me like the bandit caves in Morrowind had previous residents, since the caves are very clean, usually organized, and set up for the specific amount of people you'll find there.
Yes, the bandits are named in Morrowind, but outside of a few very specific quests; it's very irrelevant. There's no information whatsoever on the guy who ran at me with an iron dagger and was quickly cut down, so it doesn't force me to think about them any more than the unnamed bandits in the other games. Besides, how would I know their names anyways?
Oblivion has outdoor camps, forts, bandit caves, tombs, Ayleid Ruins, and even a couple houses in the forest. There's also caves that lead to other ruins. I'd say it's at least comparable to Morrowind.

Forgive me if my comments seem all over the place or poorly worded, I haven't had much sleep last night and have been up for hours; and I get tired of reading walls of text.

+2 votes   group: Anti Fan Idiocy Assosciation
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 15 2013, 11:22am replied:

Yes, Oblivion does have copy and pasted NPCs as well. But in Morrowind, it is a very literal usage of "copy and pasting". Every NPC I encounter is a reskin of the same Commoner who is willing to talk to you about everything you could possibly ask them, and they will all reply to you with the exact same dialogue. No individuality. While that does happen in Oblivion, I feel that it's not as commonplace and there is a bit more diversity in characters.
The physical size of the city doesn't matter much to me. When it comes to Vivec, it is like eating a giant cake that has no flavor. It's large, yes, but there doesn't seem to be any reason for me to want to get to know and interact with the residents. This is what a role playing game should be all about.
I didn't mean to say you could interact with it more in Oblivion (it's about the same as in Morrowind), but the "unique" plant life there almost seems like it's a giant piece of Styrofoam instead of a living plant. In Oblivion I find it more the believable that the nature around me is alive.
I don't know why it would just so happen that your run-of-the-mill adventurer is an interesting person who keeps a journal and happens to have died when you have arrived there, but that is an added bonus.
While I've played Morrowind recently, but haven't played Oblivion for awhile, I do remember that there were dungeons in Oblivion that had their own stories. I could be wrong of course, but I don't remember that being exclusive to Morrowind; even if it was more commonplace.
It's funny that you should say how eager you are to quickly loot an Oblivion dungeon, because that's how I feel about Morrowind. The bandits stand around, run at me, get killed, I take their stuff (maybe make a few trips), and leave. If it's just a bandit cave, I rarely find any reason to stay long.

+2 votes   group: Anti Fan Idiocy Assosciation
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 15 2013, 9:48am replied:

Also, this isn't a complaint about the game, but I think Morrowind's graphics really hold it back. Don't get me wrong, I usually don't care with graphics. I just can't get over how much the visuals of Oblivion have added to the atmosphere. I'm not obsessed with graphical quality either, Skyrim's superior visuals don't make the game better than Oblivion for me.

We're never going to agree on this, it's just fun to discuss this with someone without hearing "Pfft, you have **** taste in games if you prefer that garbage Oblivion over Morrowind (AKA - The Lord and Savior of Video Games)".

+2 votes   group: Anti Fan Idiocy Assosciation
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 15 2013, 9:47am replied:

The open city thing isn't what bothered me, it's that most of the mainland towns were very small, and the AI issues made the rest of them feel just as plain. I've never been interested in "Gene Generic. Commoner."'s house, because he's just a reskin of every other non-quest related NPC in the game with a few items tossed into a random house that doesn't need to exist.

If you want to talk about it realistically, there shouldn't be any dungeons have haven't been looted by the time you get there. Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim take place hundreds of years after many heroes must have scoured the land. There's nothing automatically more special about your character, so there should have been a million more adventurers (and there are, but most of them are never seen doing anything) that have cleaned out every scrap of valuable items out of every dungeons. Thankfully, it isn't realistic.

I'm not sure why you're saying that Oblivion's dungeons feel unexplored though, you can find bones and skeletons all over the place in a bunch of locations. And I doubt that bandits would leave bodies lying around their fort. They probably kill and loot any adventurers immediately before disposing of their corpse, I'm assuming that's why most bandits have armor and weapons.

If you're going to be disappointed by the size of IC, you should realize the technical limitations. Most of the residents of Vivec are copy and paste NPCs, with the quarters of Vivec's exteriors being largely the same. Realistically, since Cyrodiil is the heart of the empire, the IC would have to be the size of the cities of Assassin's Creed, at the very least.

I have to say that I don't quite understand why people like the environments of Morrowind better. Sure, they had some interesting plant life and creatures. But so did Oblivion, and all the iconic scenery of Morrowind is usually static and cannot be interacted with (like those giant mushrooms).

+2 votes   group: Anti Fan Idiocy Assosciation
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 15 2013, 8:18am says:

> AK-47 reliability is just "acceptable".

This seems to contradict everything I've ever heard about the AK-47.

+16 votes   media: JUST WHAT!
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 15 2013, 8:16am replied:

I know what TR is planning, but I still don't believe that they will ever accomplish their goal completely.

I don't find the Morrowind exploration to be fun because it just seems..... boring. Walking down the road, there's a bandit cave, there's a tomb. Walk a little farther, pass a town, see a ruin. Repeat.

In Oblivion, you have the same "ruin, bandit cave, tomb" thing going on that you have in Morrowind, but the placement seems better and the locations seem to be more unique. For example, finding outdoor bandit camps and secret locations in the woods. I think the environment itself is more fun to explore. It seems that everything in Morrowind you can find after walking down the main road or a dirt path, with the exception of the (extremely depressing) Ashlands. In Oblivion, I like having to dig deep into a beautifully forested area to find something. Which is one of the reasons why I think Oblivion has absolutely destroyed Morrowind when it comes to atmosphere. There's just something about Oblivion to where I feel like I could spend a long time just walking around and interacting with the NPCs and the environment.

I don't really recall getting lost in Morrowind, with the exception of the Ashlands (which I hate, but explore for loot xD). The smaller map, location placement, abundant road signs, and memorable environments make it pretty easy for me to remember where I am (with the exception of the Ashlands, of course).

On a slightly unrelated note, I have to say that I also like the way the towns are structured in Oblivion over Morrowind. A loading screen seems like an acceptable price to pay for it.

+2 votes   group: Anti Fan Idiocy Assosciation
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 15 2013, 6:20am replied:

I think it's better in Oblivion because of that missing fun factor from Morrowind. Since stealing in Morrowind is extremely easy, but pickpocketing is stupidly hard, that's a bit of a problem for me. Again, this all seems to come down to the problems with the AI. I think that ruins everything in the game for me.

If Morrowind ever got a significant update in that category, I'd be willing to reevaluate my opinion that Oblivion is better. Right now though, Oblivion is just more fun for me. And that's what I think a game is supposed to be. I'd rather play a game where the whole game is fun to explore, rather than the few minutes I'd spend reading a book. xD

If Morrowind had these things:

Significantly improved NPC behavior (on the level of Oblivion or better)
Combat system fixed
Larger world
Quests are more fun and numerous
More replayability (bandits shouldn't always spawn with the same gear)
Voiced Dialogue
Improved Physics
Exploration more rewarding (For some reason, exploring in Morrowind just doesn't seem anywhere near as fun as Oblivion)

Then I would be perfectly willing to accept that it's better. But even then, I'd still consider Oblivion to be the best vanilla game. There's something about Oblivion where I just have a million times more fun than Skyrim or Morrowind. And this isn't a biased opinion; I've played a lot of Oblivion and Morrowind, but not much Skyrim.

Maybe they'll make another Elder Scrolls game that tops Morrowind, I'd rather have Fallout 4 though.

+1 vote   group: Anti Fan Idiocy Assosciation
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 15 2013, 4:07am replied:

I don't think Morrowind had everything better in the story department. For example, the Thieves Guild and Dark Brotherhood stories felt way better than the Thieves Guild and Morag Tong stories in the game.

+1 vote   group: Anti Fan Idiocy Assosciation
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 14 2013, 10:07pm replied:

Where did they mention that in Morrowind? Was it in a piece of dialogue or a book?

The problem I have with the Oblivion haters is that they were so nitpicky and ignored all the improvements. It's way more fun than Morrowind, even if Morrowind does have improvements in several areas. But no, so many people ignored the fun features and started complaining because it wasn't as they expected. The perfect Elder Scrolls game, to me, would be a combination of everything good about Morrowind mixed with everything good about Oblivion.

It's too bad that the Tamriel Rebuilt Mod is only focusing on the Morrowind engine. I would really like to see some intense AI improvements.

+1 vote   group: Anti Fan Idiocy Assosciation
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 14 2013, 5:40pm replied:

Is that the scene where the guy dies and more blood than is in the human body shoots out of the pit?

+3 votes   media: Shitting brix - fountain edition
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 13 2014, 2:51am says:

Where's all the comments talking **** about the prequels? :P

+2 votes   media: it's working!
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 12 2014, 10:35pm replied:

Awesome! Sent you a private message. :)

+1 vote   game: OffGrid
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 6 2014, 12:40pm says:

Also, the gun needs to be a 1911. Just sayin'.

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 6 2014, 12:38pm says:

He looks like if the Fresh Prince wore footie pajamas.

+2 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Aralvar
Aralvar Sep 10 2014, 2:31am says:

So, since I'm fairly sure this would be a permadeath game, will there be customizable server options or no? Or is this an MMO? I say this because (as people who have seen my posts may know) I'm not a fan of peramdeath most of the time, though I do enjoy a good death penalty. So I'd really be looking forward to this game if there were server options that let you set the death penalty or at least set the starting gear (whether it be nothing, a can of food, or a firearm and some ammunition). I doubt this is a planned feature, though I like to ask these questions whenever a game like this comes around because I'd like to find a game like this that I enjoy. I also do 3D modeling so I like to look for games that I'd be interested in playing to work on. If there's nothing like what I stated planned and you're against the idea, that's fine, I won't be interested in this game if that's the case but I wish you the best of luck in development anyways. :)

+1 vote   game: OffGrid
Aralvar
Aralvar May 2 2014, 8:29am replied:

Cool, you're welcome! :D

+1 vote   article: Game Mechanics: Weapons
Aralvar
Aralvar May 1 2014, 3:34pm says:

Cool table, but the 20 Gauge and 12 Gauge damages are backwards, 12 Gauge should do more damage as it is more powerful in real life. Just a suggestion. :)

+1 vote   article: Game Mechanics: Weapons
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 6 2013, 10:23am says:

The definition of "true gamer" isn't limited to people who play the retro stuff. It's anyone who plays a variety of games. Someone who only plays shooters and RPGs is still a "true gamer". Someone who only plays Call of Duty is not.

+3 votes   media: All you gamers, stand up and Salute!
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 2 2013, 7:24pm says:

I just want to say that this is a character that this guy does, this isn't his real personality.

And I think everyone on Moddb can agree that video games are not the cause of violence in real life. I would like everyone who thinks that video games cause violence in real life to ask any random person who's played a ton of Grand Theft Auto, and killed thousands of innocent pedestrians, if they've ever wanted to do that in real life. I can almost guarantee you that they will say no.

+1 vote   media: RE: video game violence
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 2 2013, 11:28am says:

After reading that note, I think it's more likely that it's a foreign student who doesn't know that much English instead of a really dumb kid.

+6 votes   media: Picture dump.
Aralvar
Aralvar May 29 2013, 1:51pm says:

I think I'm the only guy who thinks these jokes got old a long time ago.

Not because they're offensive, I'm perfectly okay with this kind of humor (even if directed towards me). It's just not that funny, a mediocre joke.

+1 vote   media: Woman advice
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Aralvar May 25 2013, 1:04am says:

These pirates probably are about as moral as the bandits from Borderlands, they don't care if their buddies die as long as they get paid.

As for the wind killing him, that seems like a logical conclusion to me.

+2 votes   media: Laugh
Aralvar
Aralvar May 19 2013, 3:35pm replied:

Weknowmemes.com******-old-guy-cartoons-240x180.jpg

+1 vote   media: Great Advice
Aralvar
Aralvar May 19 2013, 3:16pm says:

Normally making fun of fat people like that would be very mean.

In this situation, I find it perfectly acceptable.

+6 votes   media: Laugh
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:25pm says:

Pretty sure this guy is joking. How would you actually end up spilling stain remover on your shirt anyways? "I was applying stain remover to these grass stains when the bottle suddenly exploded"?

+1 vote   media: Fuck yeah, idiots on Facebook!
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 28 2013, 3:06am says:

I use it for following updates on subjects that I'm interested and occasionally interacting with friends. Sorry, you can tell me how cool Moddb is, but I like to have Facebook if I want to find out what's going on with the development of Survarium. Just to give an example.

+1 vote   media: facebook
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 24 2013, 1:52am replied:

Well, that wasn't in first person, and assassins would suck if they didn't use guns in these modern times. It's just that they shouldn't be your main focus for weaponry, then it wouldn't be fun.

Assassin's Creed V Intro: Running through the crown to assassinate a corrupt politician, gets gunned down by security.

+3 votes   media: Assassin's Creed \ Battlefield 4 mix
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 23 2013, 7:40am replied:

I know, I was kidding. It would be awful if Assassin's Creed turned into a first person shooter.

+3 votes   media: Assassin's Creed \ Battlefield 4 mix
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 23 2013, 12:59am replied:

Hey man, we have to see what the assassins are really like in modern times at some point.

+3 votes   media: Assassin's Creed \ Battlefield 4 mix
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 11:54pm says:

I hate how I'm busy being bothered by Photoshops that are too obvious, instead of enjoying the picture.

+3 votes   media: sign
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Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 9:08am says:

I've played neither, I have SimCity 4. No way I'm getting the new one, it sounds awful. EA screwing up what could have been a good game, as usual.

+5 votes   media: New Sim City Comparison Versus Old
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 8:43am says:

My exact feels after seeing Django Unchained.

+2 votes   media: Romnus
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 14 2013, 2:55pm replied:

Hey, Fox News IS fair and balanced! Your mind is just corrupted by communist socialist terrorist fascist racist muslim atheist Obama!

+2 votes   media: Dr Evil
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 12 2013, 10:56pm replied:

Yes, because you can't make jokes if you're an intellectual. I'm guessing you're a fan of the "stick-up-***" type of humor?

+2 votes   media: How it happened...
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 9 2013, 4:40pm replied:

That's not necessary. Though there should be dirty, scratched, etc. models for when it fits with the map. For example, if you're fighting in the Tatooine desert, dirty armor would make sense.

+5 votes   media: Storm Trooper WIP
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 7 2013, 8:16am says:

"Despite that obvious truth" okay, I'm going to have to stop you right there. That the most stupid and arrogant thing I've ever heard.

+4 votes   media: Peenut Buttah!
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 4 2013, 8:19am says:

This is going to sound stupid but....

If I had a set of Stormtrooper armor that looked just like the ones used in the original trilogy, I wouldn't dare deface it like this.

ULTRA NERD

+3 votes   media: Haters gonna hate
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 29 2013, 12:00am says:

I think I might have found my new TF2 spray.

+1 vote   media: Have some wallpapers
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 28 2013, 12:13am says:

YOU BASTARD

+6 votes   media: feeling cold?
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 24 2013, 7:38pm replied:

Everyone turns into the Fresh Prince when you randomly laugh in class. It's just one of those weird mysteries of the world that we'll never solve.

+1 vote   media: every time
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 11 2013, 10:09am says:

It means the site deleted your last 8 updates and is showing you which ones were deleted.

Yep, that's what happened.

+1 vote   media: -8 Beat That :P
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 2 2013, 10:30pm replied:

Well, I'm basing my opinion on the maximum amount of force that can be given by the human body. Human teeth would probably break before they could bite into metal or thick plastic.

(I dislike it because it's a buggy Arma 2 mod, an I'm not a fan of the permadeath system. Also, it's incredibly unrealistic when everyone kills each other like it's just a big deathmatch.)

+1 vote   media: Zombies
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 2 2013, 5:17am replied:

Actually, I think DayZ is a pretty mediocre game and I haven't played it in awhile. The reason I say that is because zombies are far less dangerous than people say they would be. Like I mentioned earlier, just some commonplace Recycling Bin plastic would be enough to make armor plating that near invincible to the zombie's bite. And even more so if I had a suit of riot gear, which could be found at the police station. Common household items could be made into a suit of armor that the zombies could do nothing to.

+1 vote   media: Zombies
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 1 2013, 10:10pm says:

In a world where you can find free guns, ammo, and melee weapon, and you get massacred by a ton of dumb beasts that can't even figure out how to open a door? I feel like a small portion of humanity would be smarter than that. It's not that hard to have a strategy, surviving the initial outbreak sounds like the hard part. After that, the only real threat should be from other ******* humans with guns.

+4 votes   media: Zombies
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 23 2013, 5:59pm says:

"Lol. You thought my *** was an artifact from some long lost civilization, didn't you?"

+5 votes   media: Cool ancient artifact
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 21 2013, 3:35pm replied:

Well, I know it was in the episode. I'm just wondering if that's where they got the idea from.

+3 votes   media: Win!
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 21 2013, 1:05am says:

I'm wondering four things.

1. Did they just rip this off of that episode of M*A*S*H.
2. Did they come up with this story on their own?
3. Is this a true story, but the marine got the idea from that M*A*S*H episode?
4. Is this a true story and the marine thought of it on his own?

I can't decide which one to think is true!!! It's so easy to lie about these stories on the internet.

+7 votes   media: Win!
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 18 2013, 3:37pm replied:

Well, you will be weak if you don't sleep.

+3 votes   media: The power of sugestion
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 9:09am says:

Do we get to see a sequel, where he gets sued and fired?

+1 vote   media: LOL?
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 6:37pm replied:

You are not yet a master of reference posting!

+4 votes   media: Cardboard Knight
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 12:02am says:

I have a box cutter. ( I also have expert box cutter wielder: Eurweb.com )

+4 votes   media: Cardboard Knight
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 30 2013, 11:18pm says:

Hey now, some of us get offended by this stuff. Have you no common decency?! Tell that bagel to put some damn clothes on and find a better career!

+5 votes   media: Redtube
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 6:48am says:

Sexist jokes: douchebaggery in it's humor form.

+1 vote   media: Wit
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 4:32am says:

*Bundy

YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!!

+1 vote   media: Al Bundy
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 2:47am replied:

Meh. When I saw that "no Jews" shovel advertisement I realized this dude is less of a cool troll and more of an *******. This prank = funny. That prank = being total **** on purpose.

+1 vote   media: weapon troll
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 2:09am replied:

What? Never heard of ground swirls? It's basically a whirlpool, but on the ground. Weird, I know.

+1 vote   media: The flashlight
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 7:20pm says:

Stupid hobby huh? Oh I don't know, finding a $500 gun whilst metal detecting makes the author of that message look ironically stupid.

+1 vote   media: Hobbies
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 6:33am replied:

You're right, taunting fanboyish morons with such statements is an unwise decision.

+1 vote   media: yep
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