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Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 6 2014, 12:52pm says:

But emos are so hot #noshame

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 29 2013, 12:03pm replied:

>if you wanna make a group only for homosexuals
>It doesn't need to say "Gay" at title

What else would a group only for homosexuals say in the title? Moron.

+1 vote   group: Gay (LGBT) Gamers
Aralvar
Aralvar Aug 8 2013, 1:31pm says:

The best WWII theme I've ever heard: Youtube.com

Something reminiscent of that would be cool, just a suggestion. =)

+1 vote   media: Main Menu Theme
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 8 2013, 5:24am says:

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A SKYRIM

+4 votes   media: Wow
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 8 2013, 5:19am replied: +2 votes   media: Are we?
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 6 2013, 10:26am replied:

*Speech bubble with picture of dice*

+6 votes   media: Are we?
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 6 2013, 10:24am says:

Dooby gabucho splan snag klimbur fordo warg!

+5 votes   media: Are we?
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 6 2013, 10:21am replied:

So, not lazy for booze, lazy for soda?

Why do you think offices have water coolers?

+1 vote   media: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 3 2013, 2:49pm replied:

This multiplayer (which, for me, is the only reason to play the game until the full singleplayer experience is added) is unplayable for me right now because of low FPS. Hopefully this is an optimization issue.

+2 votes   media: True, isn't it?
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 3 2013, 1:13pm says:

"GAME REQUIREMENTS

MINIMUM

OS: Windows Vista SP2 / Windows 7 SP1
PROCESSOR: Intel Dual-Core 2.4 GHz / AMD Dual-Core Athlon 2.5 GHz
GRAPHICS: NVIDIA GeForce 8800GT / ATI Radeon HD 3830 / Intel HD Graphics 4000
GPU MEMORY: 512 MB
DirectX® 10
RAM: 2 GB
HARD DRIVE: 15 GB free space
HARD DRIVE (ALPHA): 10 GB free space
AUDIO: DirectX® compatible on-board
OTHER: Internet connection and free Steam account to activate

RECOMMENDED

OS: Windows Vista SP2 / Windows 7 SP1
PROCESSOR: Intel Core i5-2300 / AMD Phenom II X4 940
GRAPHICS: Nvidia GeForce GTS 560 / AMD Radeon HD 7750
GPU MEMORY: 1 GB
DirectX® 11
RAM: 4 GB
HARD DRIVE: 25 GB free space
HARD DRIVE (ALPHA): 20 GB free space
AUDIO: DirectX® compatible soundcard
OTHER: Internet connection and free Steam account to activate"

********! My computer can't even run Arma 2 above low settings with a GTX 560, 6 GB of ram, and an AMD Athlon II X4 645 processor.

I know my computer isn't exactly the best, but I wish the recommended settings were more accurate when they release them.

+9 votes   media: True, isn't it?
Aralvar
Aralvar May 17 2013, 1:15am says:

I'm not a fan of this guy anymore, but I don't know how any Atheist can deny he has some great arguments.

Also, who gives a **** about the banana thing?

+4 votes   media: Christianity's Ice Age - Refuting "The Thaw"
Aralvar
Aralvar May 9 2013, 2:27am replied:

Obviously they do, how else are you going to spy on terrorists from the garden?

+2 votes   media: Who wore it better?
Aralvar
Aralvar May 8 2013, 10:30pm says:

Dafuq? She looks like she has a camouflage suit for hiding in a rose bush.

+6 votes   media: Who wore it better?
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:34pm says:

This totally goes against the American plan of "EVERYTHING WILL BE 'MURICA".

+5 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 13 2013, 2:48pm says:

What? Let Sirius Black in! He's cool, remember?

+6 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 16 2013, 5:53pm replied:

Woops, sports fans are more offendable than I thought!

+1 vote   media: Anyone thirsty
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 16 2013, 5:08am says:

I might think this was cool if I gave a **** about sports. =)

+1 vote   media: Anyone thirsty
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 11 2013, 10:10am says:

Yet another problem to add to the list of Steam's issues.

Just put it on the list after "Game installations say they're paused but won't resume when you click the button".

+1 vote   media: Steam lol
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 18 2013, 3:39pm says:

Man, this guy is unlucky. It seems every girl he meets is a total bitch.

+1 vote   media: Ouch
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 10:00am says:

Yep, what a fun FPS game that would be. "Marines! Mission objective is to stand around waiting for enemies!"

Meanwhile, on the Russian side....

"Russians! Mission objective is to stand around waiting for enemies!"

Because obviously video games are supposed to be like real life!

+1 vote   media: call of duty is realistic ?
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 9:10am says:

Going back to the early days of slavery and gunning down a bunch of slavers with an assault rifle before they could shoot their puny muskets! Ah, but I can dream.....

0 votes   media: LOL?
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:12am says:

And what a surprise! This little shithead has an expensive phone from his mommy and daddy! Hey douchey kid's mom n' dad, you guys are ******* terrible parents!

+4 votes   media: watch out guys, we got a real OG over here
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 7 2013, 10:10pm says:

What if his son was really good as well, and killed all the "hitmen" in the games he plays? Sounds like a cool setup for an action movie!

+2 votes   media: Assassins
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 4 2013, 4:11am says:

Ha, a clever Photoshop you got there, but I can tell that seagull-man hybrid isn't REALLY at the ocean!

+6 votes   media: Seagull
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 6:48pm says:

Transformers, more than meets the eye!

+6 votes   media: Sleeping on the couch
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 6:14pm says:

Well, now we have an actor for when they make the Team Fortress 2 movie. Yes, this needs to be made.

+1 vote   media: Heavy irl
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 6:42am replied:

Damn, I was gonna make a joke like that.

+1 vote   media: Tactical cool gun
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 6:29am says:

Someone has probably merged this with the "Yes, this is Dog" meme by now.

+1 vote   media: lol
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 3:25am says:

Lol, of course every comment is from Norway fanboys. Can't admit than anything the US does beats you huh? =P

+1 vote   media: America Vs. Norway
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 8 2013, 5:22am replied:

No, mechwarrior, the Koala is an obvious photoshop. This looks like a real dead guy.

+10 votes   media: Stay Alive
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 7 2013, 12:22pm says:

About as much as I paid for your mom.

HIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

+1 vote   media: new funnies
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 7 2013, 12:21pm replied:

WUH 'CHU SAY MODUCKAH?!

+1 vote   media: new funnies
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 6 2013, 10:23am says:

The definition of "true gamer" isn't limited to people who play the retro stuff. It's anyone who plays a variety of games. Someone who only plays shooters and RPGs is still a "true gamer". Someone who only plays Call of Duty is not.

+3 votes   media: All you gamers, stand up and Salute!
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 5 2013, 4:01pm replied:

You see, I said "Why the hell did you fight so hard for it?" not "AMERICA **** YEAH". Just a heads up!

+2 votes   media: American independence day and GB
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 5 2013, 1:11am says:

*Genius

+2 votes   media: the other funnies of today
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 5 2013, 1:10am says:

If it's good riddance, why the hell did you fight so hard for it?

Reactionface.info

+3 votes   media: American independence day and GB
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 5 2013, 1:09am replied:

Good thing it's totally optional then. =)

+4 votes   media: My Sister Plays Video Games...
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 4 2013, 7:40am says:

Wow, these are pretty good. You might want to remove some of the markings though, you could get in trouble from Beretta, Kimber, etc.

+1 vote   media: Mac 10
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 5:57pm says:

Does he have to do Mime reloads or does he just have unlimited ammo?

+3 votes   media: have some stuff (GIF version)
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 5:55pm replied:

She also seriously looks a bit like 50 Cent.

+1 vote   media: edition 2 of funnies
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 5:33pm replied:

If you can't even spell a simple name like "Bieber", you're an idiot. It would be like if someone started saying "Adolf Hatlur". Just because the person sucks doesn't mean you get a free pass to look like an idiot when misspelling an extremely simple name. I swear people who still spell it like "Beiber" after how many years of him being disliked are even worse than he is.

Truth.

+1 vote   media: Superman
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:41am replied:

You could smell him underwater?

+5 votes   media: have some stuff (GIF version)
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:38am replied:

"No offense guys but we freakin deserve a new war or apocalypse to atleast exterminate the stupidity of this people or the inteligent one"

And I'm definitely sure that you would be saying the same thing if it actually happened.

+2 votes   media: other funnies
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:35am replied:

NSA Scandal.

EDIT: Aw **** someone already answered.

+4 votes   media: other funnies
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:30am replied:

I seriously hope they do not.

+1 vote   media: edition 2 of funnies
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:29am says:

And yet I still enjoy Xbox and PC more.

Static.giantbomb.com

+1 vote   media: Nintendo
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:24am replied:

Meh, it's catchy. I'm not obsessed with it though.

+1 vote   media: Dance
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:23am says:

Is it really so hard to spell his name right when you're making fun of him? This is just some unprofessional Bieber Bashing right here.

+2 votes   media: Superman
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:22am says:

Saw the one of him in front of the store on Facebook. Looks like the end of the intro sequence to a sitcom starring Picard (which I would totally watch).

+1 vote   media: Picard?
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:21am replied:

And then she realized that her son is not a seahorse.

+2 votes   media: "Mom... i gotta tell you something...."
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:17am says:

So, I'm just going to assume that every car in Russia comes with a free dash cam.

+2 votes   media: Meanwhile in Russia.
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:14am replied:

Or you could just wear it, then you'd be a more stylish pot head.

+1 vote   media: Selling Pot right infront of mall cop
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:13am says:

So, did they shoot it, beat it, pepper spray it, or all three?

+1 vote   media: Riot
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:10am says:

This particular model of weather stone also comes in a racist variety.

Dyrmdaily.com

+2 votes   media: moar funnies
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 27 2014, 4:44pm replied:

Alright, I'll have to wait on buying this game then, sorry. Good luck on development though, I hope it turns out to my liking eventually. :)

+1 vote   article: Release 1 July 2014
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 26 2014, 6:42pm replied:

So, you have to start over every time you die then? I always thought that was a stupid feature in Project Zomboid when it's non-optional.

+1 vote   article: Release 1 July 2014
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 2 2014, 4:35am replied:

Alright, good luck. :)

+1 vote   article: Modular Construction is the Way to Go!
Aralvar
Aralvar Nov 2 2013, 12:54pm replied:

You also don't respawn in life, but I'm guessing you respawn in the game but without your gear. Anyways, the reason I'm not interested is because most games like this don't have multiple difficulty modes so I'm not counting on anything changing later. If this pops up in the news feed later I might check it out later. I'm not by any means saying the game will suck, just that I don't think it's the game for me.

0 votes   game: FLASH FIRE
Aralvar
Aralvar Nov 2 2013, 3:46am replied:

So none for multiplayer I'm guessing? Probably isn't the game for me.

+2 votes   game: FLASH FIRE
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 31 2013, 1:11pm says:

Do you happen to have multiple difficulty modes planned?

+2 votes   game: FLASH FIRE
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 14 2013, 9:46pm replied:

Nice, tracking.

+1 vote   game: Project Icarus
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 14 2013, 7:55pm says:

I want to know one thing before I decide to follow this game, will the game have CoD/Battlefield style weapon customization or will it be like Counter Strike's "buy a gun and start over next round" kind of thing? I prefer to have the weapon customization option in a first person shooter, please let me know what the case is here.

+2 votes   game: Project Icarus
Aralvar
Aralvar Aug 10 2013, 2:48pm says:

Pfft, VATS is for noobs.

Images.wikia.com

+5 votes   media: VATS anyone?
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 22 2013, 7:08pm replied:

Yep, better than nothing. Show me an action packed game where you can do that totally unscripted.

+3 votes   media: Call of Duty's (BIG) New Feature
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 22 2013, 7:00pm says:

I don't pay attention to sports and what is this?

+1 vote   media: Oh, You Scored a Goal
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 12 2013, 6:30pm replied:

Because, you know, legendary Chinese fort builders would feel very accomplished after building something cool in Minecraft.

+6 votes   media: Asian architecture...
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 12 2013, 6:25pm says:

This guy would have been a Minecraft master.

+8 votes   media: Asian architecture...
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 11 2013, 3:57pm replied:

I wish I could "upvote" your comment more than once.

+5 votes   media: The Venus Project
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 11 2013, 2:01pm says:

There's replicators too, right?

+2 votes   media: The Venus Project
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 9 2013, 3:25pm says:

The schools administrators are pussies. You can't even bring a tiny ******* action figure gun, HOW THE **** WOULD THAT BE A REAL GUN? And you get in trouble for hitting someone in self defense!

Grow up you whining pansies.

+7 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 7 2013, 1:09pm says:

I hope you add a Mosin Nagant.

+3 votes   media: Weapons_1
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 2 2013, 11:20am says:

Further proving that Dubai just likes having excessive things.

+4 votes   media: Picture dump.
Aralvar
Aralvar May 30 2013, 10:34am says:

Yeah, all those trees that have wood growing on them.

Wait...

+2 votes   media: Random Pic Dump
Aralvar
Aralvar May 30 2013, 10:20am says:

Honestly, if you can provide for yourself and/or for a family, be as fat as you want. If you want to enjoy your life in such a way that doesn't negatively affect others (eating a lot of food), why should I care?

+1 vote   media: Random Pic Dump
Aralvar
Aralvar May 26 2013, 4:40am replied:

*Well

+1 vote   media: mystery solved!
Aralvar
Aralvar May 25 2013, 5:41pm says:

Erll, if you put the stones and the head proportional to the actual earth, he'd have an extremely tiny head and toes.

+4 votes   media: mystery solved!
Aralvar
Aralvar May 19 2013, 3:30pm says:

The second guy forgot to put on his mustache in a couple of pictures.

+1 vote   media: Great Advice
Aralvar
Aralvar May 19 2013, 3:20pm says:

If a game is good, you can see past the bugs (to an extent).

I have played Fallout 3 and New Vegas on the Xbox 360, they both work fine.

On the PC version of Fallout 3, though, it's ridiculous. Why don't they just release a damn patch for Windows 7 users?

+3 votes   media: Laugh
Aralvar
Aralvar May 11 2013, 10:19pm says:

There needs to be an app to prevent this.

"WARNING! You are about to send a personal photo to an unknown a-hole! Abort? [Yes] [No]"

+3 votes   media: ugly
Aralvar
Aralvar May 11 2013, 10:02pm says:

I honestly don't care what your religion says. If someone wants to get part of their ***** cut off as an adult, so be it. Parents making that decision for a baby is insane.

+9 votes   media: Circumcision
Aralvar
Aralvar May 8 2013, 10:26pm says:

I would love to see a gay couple wearing the "I think he's gay!" shirt with the arrows pointing at each other.

+6 votes   media: Best "product placement" ever
Aralvar
Aralvar May 8 2013, 10:25pm says:

I heard they're going to be doing a Breaking Bad themed episode, I must see it.

You know, if I didn't already miss it because I don't have cable. xD

+3 votes   media: Please adopt me...
Aralvar
Aralvar May 2 2013, 10:19am replied:

Oh damn, Trigun. What if there's a mutant Mantis Shrimp in Fallout 4 that's seven feet tall?

Say goodbye to Deathclaws and Cazadores being the most annoying enemies.

+6 votes   media: The mantis shrimp
Aralvar
Aralvar May 1 2013, 11:01pm says:

Unfortunately, I have New Vegas on Xbox and not PC. But I'll track this mod anyways.

+2 votes   article: [Fallout: Project Brazil] Probably Our Last Update Before Release
Aralvar
Aralvar May 1 2013, 10:38pm replied:

Doesn't everyone who isn't a hipster, hate hipsters?

+4 votes   media: Atheism
Aralvar
Aralvar May 1 2013, 7:53pm replied:

Weirdly enough, I've had more issues with Chrome than IE I think. I remember one time I couldn't connect to the Netflix website when I could with IE.

+2 votes   media: Atheism
Aralvar
Aralvar May 1 2013, 7:42pm replied:

Probably because IE doesn't suck that much. Seriously, I never really have any problems with using it. It's almost as if IE is like a PC and everything else is a MAC.

"OMG GUYS IE SUCKS SO MUCH HAS SO MANY ISSUES GET FIREFOX OR CHROME"

+3 votes   media: Atheism
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:38pm says:

It's weird seeing stuff like this happen when the people operating the weapons aren't to blame. We get to blame the factories for this one!

+1 vote   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:32pm says:

We call that a "winning observation".

Well, there is no "we". Just me. But hopefully it will catch on!

+1 vote   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:26pm replied:

Help me, Incognito Mode!

+1 vote   media: Watch Dogs
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:18pm replied:

Dammit OP, now I'm just mad instead of laughing!

+1 vote   media: Fuck yeah, idiots on Facebook!
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:17pm says:

Hey, uh, dumb girl? Yeah, it's really easy to show that post of yours to the police about you lying about being raped. I sincerely hope this guy got justice, or at least hired another girl to punch her in the face.

+2 votes   media: Fuck yeah, idiots on Facebook!
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 11:50pm says:

Whether he succeeded or not, this still would be an entertaining GIF.

+6 votes   media: at the car wash
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 9:14am says:

Cracked.com article about piracy: Cracked.com

It sure isn't as fun as it looks to be in Pirates of the Caribbean, that's for sure. More like you're the pirate extra who gets killed about two seconds after appearing on screen.

+2 votes   media: Pirate Truth
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 8:36am says:

This happens to me with pretty much everything I own. "Where the **** is it? I had it when I didn't need it, but where is it now?"

+4 votes   media: Romnus
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 19 2013, 8:08am says:

I don't equate killing armed thugs who are trying to kill me to killing innocents, but that's just me.

+5 votes   media: A good point
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 16 2013, 7:39am replied:

Well, that's a given. Otherwise it would be like asking Jimi Hendrix to perform without a guitar. It would be pure insanity.

+3 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 14 2013, 2:57pm replied:

What we really need is a genius like Justin Bieber to help us understand such deep and meaningful lyrics.

+6 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 14 2013, 5:17am replied:

I always forget that I'm not signed in, ****.

Anyways, no probs.

+3 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 14 2013, 2:51am says:

Definitely breadsticks.

+7 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 12 2013, 11:17pm says:

I wouldn't be afraid. I mean, the pencil can stab them with his head. Or he can draw all over the eraser heads so they leave big nasty smudges when they try to erase something.

+3 votes   media: wrong neighborhood
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 12 2013, 11:00pm replied:

Ah, the notorious "If it doesn't affect me personally, I don't care" mentality.

+4 votes   media: N Korea continues rhetoric
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 7 2013, 2:17pm replied:

Oh really? Who are these people I have oh so incorrectly slighted? Please, let me know.

I just love this little bit of irony here: "What I think is what I think, if you don't like it then you don't like it." And yet you've insulted me for doing just that. I like the prequels, and I have some criticisms of all the movies, but you say I have bad taste and refer to me as "kid" for doing so? Don't be a hypocrite.

And once again, what accusations? Who are you even talking about? And of course, you couldn't miss an opportunity to whine about the prequels again. You're such an incredibly typical Star Wars fanboy.

Your opinions on this issue are unbelievably biased. Any problem that applies to both the prequels and originals suddenly turns into only a problem with the prequels. Because the originals are pretty much just perfect movies, of course.

+1 vote   media: The New Star Wars Director
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 7 2013, 1:24pm replied:

"MY OPINIONS ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT MATTER" right? You represent most of the Star Wars fanboys I've met so far. Your response to my totally reasonable question of "How comes it's not okay for the prequels to have undeveloped characters but it's ignored in the originals?" Your answer: "Well, you're a kid so your opinion doesn't matter. And it's okay that they did it in the original trilogy because I personally think the characters are more interesting than the prequels, and my opinions are fact." You think anyone who likes something you don't like or criticizes something that you like has bad taste. You're an elitist douche, and a whiny fanboy, plain and simple.

+1 vote   media: The New Star Wars Director
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 7 2013, 8:38am says:

Exccept for the fact that it's not like every single tree has birds that live in it. But besides that, yes, very true.

+5 votes   media: where did I get the Description ?
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 7 2013, 8:02am replied:

Even when I say "Hey, there's a ton of bland characters with no development in the original trilogy" you just ignore it and say "WELL THE PREQUELS HAVE THAT SO IT DOESN'T MATTER!" What the actual ****?

+1 vote   media: The New Star Wars Director
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 6 2013, 9:26am replied:

I'm not quite sure how these prove character development. You can tell Han Solo is a rogue the second you learn about him. The same thing with Darth Vader.

Anakin Skywalker - The formerly whiny kid turned strangely powerful badass.

But what does that say? The more prequel characters you say have no character development I could say about the original trilogy.

Admiral Ackbar - The "It's a trap!" guy?
Lando Calrissian - Han Solo's random friend who ***** him over, and then changes his mind.

Unless you're trying to say how these characters have been developed in the expanded universe, which I could say the same for the prequel characters. And as I said before, I find the expanded universe to be far superior to any of the movies.

+1 vote   media: The New Star Wars Director
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 5 2013, 8:07am replied:

Hm, I think I should retract my original statement. I feel like movies in general never really get character development too spot on, since they're constrained to maybe six hours or so when talking about a trilogy of movies. As opposed to a television show where you have 20 hours or more to develop a character. I'm just not really much of a movie person. I like Star Wars more because of the universe more than the movies themselves.

+1 vote   media: The New Star Wars Director
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 5 2013, 6:06am replied:

Alrighty

Anakin - Complains too much, even the other Jedi realize that, constantly **** talked by the Jedi council, becomes frustrated enough with them to turn to the Dark Side. He gets angry really easily, after his mother was killed by Tusken Raiders he killed every single one in the camp. He's kind of ****** up in the head, since he was willing to kill a bunch of children just because his new master told him to.

Alright, now an original trilogy character, go.

+1 vote   media: The New Star Wars Director
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 4 2013, 8:25am replied:

It's Potatoman, and he's much more scary than that lame Slenderman.

+3 votes   media: Humans
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 3 2013, 7:44am replied:

Well, at least in the character development sense it wouldn't be too far from the original trilogy.

0 votes   media: The New Star Wars Director
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 20 2013, 6:00pm says:

Hm, a Christmas-themed ***********? Classy!

+7 votes   media: lights in the palm
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 20 2013, 6:09am says:

Nokia phone - what Dragon Skin is really made out of.

+4 votes   media: nokia
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 11 2013, 5:09pm says:

I have a feeling a lot of Star Wars "fans" are going to hate the movie no matter how it turns out. They're expecting it to suck so they'll say it does no matter what.

And I'm indifferent about Disney making it. I enjoy Pirates of the Caribbean, they aren't kids movies, so don't worry about it.

+1 vote   media: The New Star Wars Director
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 2 2013, 2:59am says:

Looks cool, can't wait for it to be textured.

+1 vote   media: Sharps Rifle M1859
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 28 2013, 11:06pm says:

Looks great, can't wait for more info on the weapons and how they will work!

+1 vote   media: East Woods WIP 1
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 28 2013, 11:05pm replied:

Swagfags aren't creepy, they're just idiots. There's a difference.

+1 vote   media: Bullies Bullying Bullies
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 27 2013, 6:57pm replied:

Then you probably got a really bad idea of what Americans act like by visiting there. Should have chosen another state!

+3 votes   media: How people see the world
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 25 2013, 12:56am says:

I don't even have a phone anymore. And the one I had certainly wasn't nearly as nice as that one. And if I complained about my mom, it certainly wouldn't be for a ******* retarded *** reason like that!

+3 votes   media: This generation
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Aralvar Feb 25 2013, 12:52am says:

Meanwhile, in Africa....

+1 vote   media: Milk man
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Aralvar Feb 20 2013, 2:12pm replied:

Unlike with everything else, girls aren't just objects. People who only care about looks are the scum of the Earth, no joke.

+2 votes   media: Men
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Aralvar Feb 19 2013, 4:58pm replied:

Yep, because until you've found you're soul mate it's all about looks. Thanks for being exactly the kind of ******* I mentioned previously. Saves me the time of coming up with an example.

+1 vote   media: Men
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Aralvar Feb 18 2013, 10:27pm says:

Wow, I'm glad I'm not a shallow ******* of a guy as demonstrated in this comic.

+6 votes   media: Men
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Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 9:56am says:

What kind of douchebag just immediately thinks that giving mouth to mouth IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ******* PARK AND NEXT TO A POND WITH A CLEARLY WET GIRL must be pedophilia, no doubt about it? People in comics are the dumbest kind of people.

+1 vote   media: Born from the ashes
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Aralvar Feb 12 2013, 5:40am says:

I want to see a teeny-bopper little girl buy MGS3 thinking it's one of those other horrid games, and the reaction she has after starting it up.

+6 votes   media: Games 4 Girls
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Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:33am says:

A better way: Go to the bank, withdraw $100 in $1 bills. Then roll it up, then you have some phat stacks o' cash my friend.

+1 vote   media: Good advice
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Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:22am says:

The funny thing is, if that last story had the genders reversed, nobody would think it's funny.

Ain't sexism just a strange thang?

On a lighter note....

Note sure if Russia is most badass country, or weirdest one.

+2 votes   media: welcome to Russia
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Aralvar Feb 7 2013, 4:41am says:

I wonder if there's a hidden message that Google Chrome looks nice on the outside, but once you use it then you realize how impractical it is compared to other browsers. =)

+6 votes   media: internet
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Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 6:47pm replied:

*MUGGLES

+6 votes   media: Sorcery
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Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 5:09am replied:

RAMIREZ!

+10 votes   media: LoL XD
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Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 6:51am says:

The bathroom is actually a highly underrated location for photo sessions. Taking a picture of you taking a picture of yourself just doesn't work unless there's a bathroom in the background.

+1 vote   media: Photography
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Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 6:20am says:

Lol too bad there weren't any Skyrim players besides me to get the reference here.

+1 vote   media: Character Creation
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Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 6:17am says:

If only George Carlin had seen this before he died.

I doubt anyone will get the reference.

+1 vote   media: Frogs without legs
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Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 2:18am replied:

*slain

+1 vote   media: streets of the 14th century
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Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 6:28pm replied:

Yeah, it's totally Facebook's fault and not the guy who's looking at some random girl's tits on Chatroulette.

I0.kym-cdn.com

+1 vote   media: Thats the right way to troll someone...
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Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 5:40pm says:

Kind of a dumb picture. I've stayed up past 4 AM many times.

+1 vote   media: 4 AM
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Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 5:16am says:

That bird sounds like a real whiner. Bitching about being stuck in a cage while he stands on a perch and does nothing to try and escape =)

+1 vote   media: Seems legit.
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Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 4:52am says:

Haven't had this happen to me yet. Though there is one show I was obsessed with after I found it: Breaking Bad.

+1 vote   media: That's so me! Jokes
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Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 4:50am says:

I seem to have more of a sad feeling when it happens, especially if it's a good finale. Example: M*A*S*H Episode Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen.

+1 vote   media: That's so me! Jokes
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Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 4:04am says:

I think that female stereotype has been flipped around and now a bunch of dudes are obsessing about shoes.

+1 vote   media: Nike
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Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 3:27am says:

You have to laugh at the logic of this statement. Your YouTube popularity is what determines the quality of your music. Dats dumb.

+1 vote   media: youtube fame
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Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 3:23am replied:

Meh, I bought all of them from CoD 4 to MW3. And before all the hardcore anti-CoD "peeps" come around to flame me, I enjoy the singleplayer and used to enjoy the multiplayer. I didn't waste my money on Black Ops 2 though, thankfully.

+1 vote   media: Boycott
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