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Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 6 2014, 12:45pm replied:

Well with "To help a bear to escape from zoo" I would have to say to become a Russian, or the equivalent of.

+1 vote   media: Name*
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 6 2014, 12:34pm replied:

Nah, he's gotta drink a Russian under the table.

+1 vote   media: Name*
Aralvar
Aralvar Sep 19 2014, 1:57pm says:

Do you need any 3D modelers?

+1 vote   game: The Dead Among Us
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 1 2014, 10:37pm says:

Could you use a 3D modeler to help out with the game? I don't require payment.

+1 vote   article: Modular Construction is the Way to Go!
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 31 2013, 1:14pm says:

Er, guns aren't going to be permanently breakable are they? Realistically that doesn't really happen, since you can replace any broken parts with parts from an identical firearm.

+2 votes   game: Deadly Harvest
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 31 2013, 2:19am says:

I love it when people get butthurt over us furries.

+6 votes   media: Furries
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 25 2013, 12:50pm says:

"Bandits in the "package delivery quest" nerfed"

Thank you thank you thank you!

+2 votes   article: Dev Log #23: Expanding the Business; Balance Changes
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 19 2013, 2:33pm replied:

Damnit, way to ruin my stupid joke.

+1 vote   media: KA-50
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 18 2013, 5:54pm says:

KA50 KASATKA?!

METAL GEAR!

+1 vote   media: KA-50
Aralvar
Aralvar Aug 3 2013, 6:13pm says:

Are you going to make permadeath optional? I don't like it so I'm wondering. I'll be playing the game for sure if it is or isn't in the game at all.

+2 votes   article: Refocusing how you play
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 22 2013, 2:08pm says:

This is going to give my PC a beating. xD

+4 votes   media: Not a place for the night
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 9 2013, 3:00pm replied:

I feel the same way.

+4 votes   media: Russia!
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 7 2013, 12:21pm replied:

WUH 'CHU SAY MODUCKAH?!

+1 vote   media: new funnies
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:29am says:

And yet I still enjoy Xbox and PC more.

Static.giantbomb.com

+1 vote   media: Nintendo
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:24am replied:

Meh, it's catchy. I'm not obsessed with it though.

+1 vote   media: Dance
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:22am says:

Saw the one of him in front of the store on Facebook. Looks like the end of the intro sequence to a sitcom starring Picard (which I would totally watch).

+1 vote   media: Picard?
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 9:51am replied:

That's funny, I thought you were in your forties or something until I checked your profile.

+1 vote   media: my parents
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 23 2013, 11:42pm replied:

With DLCs it's $19.99, and I have literally zero dollars. Plus I already have it on console.

Besides, I was partially kidding. I don't really expect you to go up to Ron Perlman and ask him to do a voiceover.

+1 vote   media: OFFICIAL Fallout: Project Brazil Intro Video
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 23 2013, 5:32am replied:

HHHHHNNNNGGGGGGG

PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN

I'll buy New Vegas for the PC if that happens.

+1 vote   media: OFFICIAL Fallout: Project Brazil Intro Video
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 22 2013, 7:07pm replied:

*Arma 3

+5 votes   media: Call of Duty's (BIG) New Feature
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 22 2013, 7:06pm says:

WOAH


Check out that old school computer monitor back there!

+2 votes   media: Transformer Cigarette Pack
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 22 2013, 6:55pm says:

If only you guys could have gotten Ron Perlman, then the game would be an instant 10/10.

+3 votes   media: OFFICIAL Fallout: Project Brazil Intro Video
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 17 2013, 9:31am replied:

Well, the only people who can really get offended at my comment are people who hate gays. So I'm not being a Nazi about anything. =)

+1 vote   media: pics donated
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 17 2013, 7:25am replied:

Good point.

+11 votes   media: Have Some Funny gif
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 17 2013, 6:59am replied:

Do you even know what the word sexism means?

+5 votes   media: pics donated
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 17 2013, 4:49am says:

WHY THE MARIACHI BAND

+10 votes   media: Have Some Funny gif
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 16 2013, 11:58pm replied:

I sincerely hope your kids turn out gay! =)

+1 vote   media: pics donated
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 16 2013, 5:06pm says:

People still react this way to finding out their kids are gay? I didn't know they had rage comics in the 50s. xD

+9 votes   media: pics donated
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 14 2013, 3:52am replied:

It's because CoD4 was released, and it's a really fun shooter. One of my favorites as far as multiplayer shooters goes. They just realized how much people liked it and kept remaking it over and over and over again for easy money.

+1 vote   media: Call Of Duty: Ghosts - All Access Summary
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 12 2013, 6:08pm says:

Oh, please don't say that. Now I'm being overcome by feels.

+4 votes   media: aagh my funnybone!
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 6 2013, 12:22am says:

I'm guessing most people didn't get the joke.

+2 votes   media: Putin again
Aralvar
Aralvar May 27 2013, 4:19pm says:

That's true. Do you know how easy it would be for all the soldiers in North Korea to overthrow their leaders? Extremely. But it will never happen, because they're brainwashed into doing whatever they're told.

+6 votes   media: Obedience
Aralvar
Aralvar May 25 2013, 5:45pm replied:

Looks like a pretty obvious photoshop to me.

+2 votes   media: I don't even...
Aralvar
Aralvar May 25 2013, 5:42pm says:

Back in his day, things were probably racist, sexist, and homophobic.

I think I'd rather take swagfags and crappy music over that **** any day.

0 votes   media: back in the day
Aralvar
Aralvar May 25 2013, 1:06am says:

I call dibs on playing as the cop from Die Hard.

+2 votes   media: Laugh
Aralvar
Aralvar May 22 2013, 11:37pm says:

If they ever make a Fallout game that takes place in Australia, it will definitely need to have giant spiders as enemies.

+9 votes   media: Stralia
Aralvar
Aralvar May 22 2013, 11:23pm says:

I'm not sure if it's more annoying that the guy is too dumb to get it, or that the other guy is chastising him for streaming movies.

+5 votes   media: have some humour
Aralvar
Aralvar May 12 2013, 4:33pm replied:

SCIENCECEPTION

+1 vote   media: gangsta goose
Aralvar
Aralvar May 11 2013, 10:15pm says:

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?

|YES| |NO|

+1 vote   media: gangsta goose
Aralvar
Aralvar May 8 2013, 10:15pm replied:

What? No way, man. This is obviously a way to infinitely eat a bar of chocolate. Scientists just never thought about it that way, that's all.

+4 votes   media: How to get infinite chocolate
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 6:59pm replied:

The guy who types up these labels is just really uncertain about stuff.

Yeah, I know it's a bag of nuts and all but maybe it accidentally got filled with something else. So put "May contain nuts" just so they don't automatically expect there to be nuts in there.

+5 votes   media: Walnuts
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:36pm says:

Unexpected kind-of-racist joke at the end.

Damn that **** is sneaky.

+5 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:23pm says:

Why is this still titled "**** yeah, idiots on Facebook!" I'm not seeing how anyone is being an idiot here.

+2 votes   media: Fuck yeah, idiots on Facebook!
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:22pm says:

Watch out guys, the person who can't be bothered to spell simple words correctly or use punctuation of any kind is throwing around the word "idiot". I think they might just be a genius.

+2 votes   media: Fuck yeah, idiots on Facebook!
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:12pm says:

The girl sounds like a bitch anyways. "DON'T COMMENT ON MY PUBLICLY VISIBLE STATUS JON, I ONLY WANT OPINIONS FROM PEOPLE THAT AGREE WITH ME."

+1 vote   media: A FB post about weed
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:10pm says:

This is useful for walking on railings.

+1 vote   media: game logic
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 28 2013, 3:03am replied:

If one of the heads of WB had been there, they probably would. Remember MERP?

+4 votes   media: toilet
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 24 2013, 1:57am says:

If only the American school system weren't so ridiculous....

+4 votes   media: drop out of school
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 23 2013, 1:00am says:

If only this person took a video. This would make a great GIF.

+4 votes   media: GTA Boston
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 11:48pm replied:

Maybe because you're from Spain. But in the US, at least where I life, they made it mandatory to learn it when you're younger. Which is pointless, because Cursive does nothing more than to make your writing look fancy, but hard to read.

+1 vote   media: More
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 11:43pm replied: +10 votes   media: More
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 9:21am replied:

I saw it on Dorkly.

+1 vote   media: What your NOT seeing in Bioshock Infinite...
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 9:04am says:

Here's the artist: Sharpwriter.deviantart.com

And the original picture: Sharpwriter.deviantart.com

+3 votes   media: Lost piece of history
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 9:00am says:

Worst pursuers ever. They were walking after him. I mean, come one.

+3 votes   media: How to elude pursuers
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 8:56am says:

I would say that this sucks when you're playing as medic, but I can't expect them to stand around with me and change their gameplay style because I'm healing them. If they don't want a medic, fine. Hope that rocket jump was worth it, lol.

+1 vote   media: Romnus
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 19 2013, 7:56am says:

That sniper definitely died a few seconds later. Nobody puts **** on Heavy's sandwich!

+3 votes   media: Awkward Zombie
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 19 2013, 7:55am says: +1 vote   media: Awkward Zombie
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 17 2013, 7:13pm says:

Definitely GTA in a nutshell.

+15 votes   media: Dorkly
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 17 2013, 7:07pm says:

If we're going to be posting Omegle conversations, I have a bunch of ones I thought were funny.

+4 votes   media: in omegle
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 17 2013, 7:03pm says:

Only once a week?

+6 votes   media: height growth
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 14 2013, 2:58am replied:

Damn you, you stole my joke.

+9 votes   media: Windows media player
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 14 2013, 2:57am says:

Your definition of history is all wrong. Everyone knows real history is Pawn Shops and restoring old crap to look new.

+14 votes   media: Dr Evil
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 14 2013, 2:56am says:

Sorry, but I find this picture to be pretty damn stupid. Facebook is for socializing, not productivity. I use YouTube to watch videos, not to be productive. Are you honestly telling me that everything has to be productive? Read this:

"Video games are idiotic, time-wasting, non-productive, time-stealing, and mind-dumbing."

You ever heard that from uptight people before? Yeah, it's equally stupid in this situation.

+5 votes   media: You twitface
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 13 2013, 2:56pm says:

Money Bastard? That's "pimp", yo.

+7 votes   media: rapper name game
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 12 2013, 11:15pm replied:

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

+4 votes   media: Hungry Hippos
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 8 2013, 7:51pm says:

Man, that's hardcore. I wish that I could take really focused *****.

Er, maybe not.

+5 votes   media: no pants
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 8 2013, 2:38pm says:

And how do the religious folks get around this one? "Oh, he lets you have free will, so he can't stop someone from doing evil." Yeah, God just couldn't stop Adolf Hitler from killing millions of people because that would be messing with his free will, which is far more important than saving millions of lives. I mean, they probably all went to Heaven, right? -_-

+2 votes   media: God paradox
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 4 2013, 8:35am says:

Uh, modern games? Steam sells games from like 1997.

+4 votes   media: Modern Games
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 4 2013, 8:32am says:

Probably just ran out of ***** to give.

+4 votes   media: Cop of the Year - runner-up
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 4 2013, 8:31am says:

Someone please tell me what this is from, I must know.

+3 votes   media: poor battlefield 3... :L
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 4 2013, 8:24am says:

I've seen more of these pictures with girls doing this, actually. Does the virginity joke still apply? =)

+4 votes   media: virginity!
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 30 2013, 4:23am replied:

Holy crap, teamwork? Such a rare thing in FPS games.

+1 vote   media: 12lb Napoleon
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 28 2013, 12:08am says:

I ain't even that much of a cookie person, but I still prefer cookies over the ******* Christian "god".

+2 votes   media: God or Cookies
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 25 2013, 10:41pm says:

Alright, whatever stupid thing he posted before I don't care about now.

As for the current comic: I never use companions so this really doesn't relate to me, lol.

+2 votes   media: Dorkly
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 21 2013, 7:00pm says:

Dats nasty, dats what it is yo.

+2 votes   media: Modern Literature
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 21 2013, 6:51pm says:

I wonder, is it sharp enough to dismember a man?

+1 vote   media: Tomorrow...
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 20 2013, 5:57pm says:

(Insert Portal 2 reference here)

+5 votes   media: Lemons...
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 20 2013, 6:07am says:

If a gay guy looks at this he'd just be like "Um, well yeah, I am. Your point?"

+1 vote   media: Laugh
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 18 2013, 2:51am replied:

Wow, what an excellent rule! Imagine that in a real duel. "HEY! You can't stab him to death if your foot isn't in a certain place!" I think this just draws more attention to the fact that nobody seems to fight each other with real sword nowadays, which is a shame because it would be fun to watch a fight to the death between two guys who have to follow a million dumb fencing rules.

+2 votes   media: Un garde, gramps
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 16 2013, 5:07am says:

Fencing never appealed to me much. Especially when people used to do it in duels to the death. I mean, all you're really doing is showing off how good you are at following the rules of fencing. If you're simply trying to kill them instead of following some sort of fencing code, then you have the upper hand with no training at all.

+1 vote   media: Un garde, gramps
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 16 2013, 5:04am replied:

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

+2 votes   media: Look at what the bat found
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 16 2013, 5:03am says:

If you look closely at the reflection, both the girl and the blanket look completely different.

+3 votes   media: have some humour
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 12 2013, 10:39pm says:

Six days later: "LOL THIS JOKE WILL BE SO FUNNY"

+8 votes   media: Spaaace!
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 11 2013, 10:08am says:

Meanwhile, while you're at the zoo:

Pbase.com

I'd be best buds with all the tigers, so don't mess with me.

+1 vote   media: poem
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 11 2013, 10:06am says:

"HE'S A BRICK.......HOUSE!"

+2 votes   media: honey I'm home
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 6 2013, 12:33am says:

So.... Jesus has some badass tattoos then? Just take a look at that bicep! Pfft, he's loving all of that heroin you're shooting in there.

+1 vote   media: Silly Jesus
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 2 2013, 2:58am replied: +3 votes   media: Zombies
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 2 2013, 12:50am replied:

They're also easy to kill. Damaging the brain sufficiently is all you need. One runs at you? Stab him in the forehead, he's done. Really you would only need some minor armor to be practically invincible from zombies. You ever tried to bite through a recycling bin? It's near impossible for a human being. And they're everywhere. Imagine making some makeshift armor out of that stuff, and making makeshift gauntlets with it.

+1 vote   media: Zombies
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 1 2013, 10:06pm replied:

Low population areas probably. I doubt all the zombies in a town would stand around in one small area. You would kill a few as you found them wandering the streets and buildings, they probably wouldn't be incredibly dangerous in small numbers (even a heavy coat could be enough to prevent them from biting you), but you could eventually make an entire small town clear of zombies if you worked hard towards it. Killing twenty or so zombies a day, in a town with a population of 2,000, would take 200 days. And you wouldn't even need the entire town to be completely clear, just a large portion of it where it's not dangerous anymore.

+1 vote   media: Zombies
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 1 2013, 8:17pm replied:

A common misconception, gasoline and a working car would be really easy to find in the zombie apocalypse. It's not like the zombies managed to blow up everything, there's abandoned cars everywhere. With gas ready to be siphoned.

+2 votes   media: Zombies
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 28 2013, 11:03pm replied:

More like a Paranorman amount of obsession, not that weird.

+1 vote   media: Bullies Bullying Bullies
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 28 2013, 12:05am replied:

No problem.

+4 votes   media: Bullies Bullying Bullies
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 27 2013, 7:00pm replied:

Because the term "weirdo" should only be said about people who are weird in a negative way. "OMG he's obsessed with zombies" is not a good reason to call someone "weirdo". However, someone who worships Satan and dresses like a mixture of goth and emo cultures, is a weirdo.

THEMOREYOUKNOW

+4 votes   media: Bullies Bullying Bullies
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 27 2013, 6:56pm replied:

Yes, that too.

+5 votes   media: Various Country's Anime Robots [Polandball]
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 27 2013, 11:00am says:

The Russian robot should have just been an AK-47 for the torso with a bottle of Vodka for a head.

Wearing an Ushanka.

+8 votes   media: Various Country's Anime Robots [Polandball]
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 23 2013, 6:03pm says:

I think it's a theme that every comic on this page portrays my gender as a bunch of blithering idiots that scream "SECKS AND MUHNEY AND BEEEERRR!!!"

I guess that's flattering to some people. =)

+4 votes   media: A great store
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 23 2013, 5:58pm says:

****, I hate when this happens in Bethesda games. I'm enjoying the **** outta them so much that I forget to save. Luckily, I don't think I've lost THAT much time due to not saving.

+2 votes   media: Skyrim
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 21 2013, 1:00am says:

A creepy girl who lives in a bunch of dayum toilets and is described as "hamless". That's not as much scary as it is weird and nasty.

+5 votes   media: Yea right
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 15 2013, 3:54pm replied:

Well, being in a real war is probably about as fun as being a camper.

That is, to say, not at all.

+1 vote   media: call of duty is realistic ?
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 3:56pm replied:

Then they'd have to change that blue brain to a trollface.

+2 votes   media: cleverbot
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 3:55pm replied:

Yep, dogs are such bros when they manage to do the most stupid things imaginable, as this comic shows (most if it isn't even an exaggeration). Have a dog, you're more likely to have one that's incredibly stupid and obnoxious, have a cat (like I do) and I have no such problem. Obviously both kinds of pets can be good or bad, depending on which one you choose. I actually do want a dog, but I'd be pretty damn selective about it.

0 votes   media: Dogs
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 10:02am says:

For a program named "Cleverbot", they sure are pretty damn stupid!

+3 votes   media: cleverbot
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 9:53am replied:

Lol, downvotes for liking cats more? Man, apparently dog fanboys are the most obnoxious kind! *waits to also get negative karma from dog fanboys*

-1 votes   media: Dogs
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 9:46am replied:

That's strangely funny. Guess the priest didn't trust God to protect him, then?

+2 votes   media: The more you know
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 9:16am replied:

Well, being burned for all eternity would probably burn your **** off anyways. Sounds like a pretty bad choice.

+1 vote   media: True hell
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 9:13am says:

Even Morgan Freeman's awesomeness couldn't convince me to believe such nonsense, sorry Morgan. =(

+4 votes   media: Morgan Freeman
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 13 2013, 3:37am replied:

Maybe they'll make a documentary about it.

+1 vote   media: Public Service Anouncement
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 12 2013, 2:30pm replied:

Good point. Does that mean that random doors and computers and such are all females then, or just males that R2 is giving anal to?

+1 vote   media: Public Service Anouncement
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 12 2013, 5:42am replied:

He was obviously using beepboop code, duh. And a robot can't be a "he", "he" has no genitalia!

+1 vote   media: Public Service Anouncement
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 12 2013, 5:35am replied:

It's pretty hard not to notice. They wouldn't paint anything that you're not supposed to look at.

+2 votes   media: Jesus
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 11 2013, 12:14am says:

Notice the feet on the ground under him. Either this is a terrible editing attempt, or he has extremely long lower-legs!

+5 votes   media: Jesus
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:49pm replied:

Well, according to R2-D2, they're "boops" and "beeps".

+1 vote   media: Public Service Anouncement
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:25am says:

Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch.

+2 votes   media: Yup.
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:24am replied:

Do you want to explain to me where all the "boops" went? Everyone knows you can't have "beeps" without "boops". Guys, don't believe dis guy, he is a liar!

+3 votes   media: Public Service Anouncement
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:18am says:

WAIT JUST A MINUTE PAL! What if it's a tub that doesn't have a drain? Maybe it's one of those old-timey ones. I'ma need security to escort this doctor to his padded cell.

+7 votes   media: The bathtub test
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 8 2013, 6:39am replied:

Obviously it's Vince, the ShamWow guy. Now that you have this little piece of information, I would like you to imagine Vince saying the words out loud that are on that piece of paper.

+1 vote   media: bread
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 8 2013, 6:37am replied: +1 vote   media: internet
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 8 2013, 6:09am replied:

Masturbation and Cocaine I get, but Assassins? *Sees your avatar* Oh, I see.

+7 votes   media: Today's schedule...
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 7 2013, 10:08pm replied:

Lol, negative Karma for pointing out that he's full of ****. Typical Moddb. =)

0 votes   media: Grammar Nazi
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 5 2013, 11:23pm replied:

As you see, I've never used 9gag. But thanks for assuming, it makes an *** out of you and..... well, just you.

0 votes   media: Grammar Nazi
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 5 2013, 5:19am replied:

Damn, forgot about that "remove the other subject from the sentence and read it back" rule. Well, guess I'll just prepare for some well deserved negative karma!

+6 votes   media: Grammar Nazi
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 4 2013, 11:20pm says:

The real reason: *Please don't kill my friend and I!

+12 votes   media: Grammar Nazi
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 3 2013, 8:28pm replied:

Have you met them in person or on the internet? I think even the dumbest people I've met aren't this stupid.

+1 vote   media: stepping on an ant
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 6:53pm says:

Whenever I see these "even a mentally retarded person wouldn't say that" questions from Yahoo! Answers, I refuse to believe people are that stupid. I have a feeling they're either really good, or really bad trolls. I've never met someone even remotely close to being that stupid and I have a feeling the human race would be declining a lot faster if these were real questions.

+10 votes   media: stepping on an ant
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 6:45pm replied:

Reminds me of what they did with alternative energy to power cars. Better for the environment and the owner's bank account, but not good for the corporations? GET RID OF DAT ****!!!!!!

+6 votes   media: Sorcery
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 6:44pm says:

I'll play Nintendo games a couple times a year when I get really bored, but I'm more of an Elder Scrolls, Fallout, etc. person.

+6 votes   media: Mario
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 6:39pm replied:

This article: the computer mouse will no longer exist because kids are too stupid to use them! (just forget about those millions of PC gamers that wouldn't even consider using a tablet instead of a mouse)

+4 votes   article: No more mice?
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 6:43am replied:

Forget that parasol ****, this is the REAL fashion accessory.

+1 vote   media: Would you tell him?
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 2:14am replied:

Probably out eating two of the exact same sandwich.

+1 vote   media: Are you hungry now? :D
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 8:32pm replied:

@Goober If Battlefield weren't published by EA, I'd call that a dumb assumption. As it is, I enjoy BF3 and am very much looking forward to BF4, but I'm afraid their "50% of the game content is paid DLC" virus will infect it. I'll wait and see.

+1 vote   media: The new call of duty
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 5:34pm says:

Maybe I should write a book about all the weird dreams I have.

+1 vote   media: Dumbledore Has Spoken
Aralvar
Aralvar Dec 22 2012, 1:08pm says:

Since the only male model available is a soldier then I'm guessing it's part of the story that you were a former soldier? Otherwise it would see kind of out of place for you to play as a guy with a bunch of military gear.

+1 vote   media: Deadly Walkers: FPS Zombie Game
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 31 2013, 11:32am replied:

I think he should have more disadvantages. Good at everything AND low need for food and sleep? That's a little too good if you ask me.

+1 vote   media: Make your choice
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 31 2013, 12:37am replied:

He doesn't, I think you're confusing him with Recon.

+1 vote   media: Make your choice
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 30 2013, 10:44pm says:

(FAKE)

+20 votes   media: Has science gone too far?
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 30 2013, 10:39pm says:

Also, I think it would be nice if there were an option to start with the vanilla CoP supplies and stats.

+2 votes   media: Make your choice
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 30 2013, 7:15pm says:

Hm, I do like the Sniper. A little too much, if you ask me. He's pretty much at least somewhat good at everything, so he seems a little OP in comparison to the Assaulter and Recon. Why be a master with assault rifles and have to sleep every five seconds when you could be slightly less good but good at literally everything? I mean, the assault class is good with knives, but who's going to use a knife against enemies with guns? Just my thoughts on this, still going to play. Just not as a sniper, unfortunately.

+4 votes   media: Make your choice
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 26 2013, 2:54pm says:

Does anyone know if you will be forced to buy ammo in Misery? I prefer to scavenge as much as I possibly can for all my items so I'd really like to know.

+2 votes   mod: MISERY
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 26 2013, 2:52pm says:

Sounds suspiciously close to Rock Island Armory, lol

Us.armscor.com

+1 vote   article: We have our own gun company! Well- sort of.
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 23 2013, 1:21am says:

I like to roleplay that Degtyarev decides to stay behind in the zone. It makes it more fun for me, since that means Degtyarev doesn't have to turn in all his sweet loot to the government eventually. With Misery, I want to roleplay this even more.

Maybe I roleplay too much. xD

+1 vote   mod: MISERY
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 22 2013, 10:03pm replied:

I'd have to say that New Vegas is more true to the series than Brazil. You start the game and get an insane amount of gear, and you're in the vault for a very long time. It would be a good DLC, but I prefer New Vegas as a game.

+1 vote   mod: Fallout: Project Brazil
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 22 2013, 2:06pm replied:

Actually you choose between four factions, The Legion, The NCR, MR. House, and just being by yourself with Yes Man. Most people I've met say that Fallout 3's story is underwhelming and that New Vegas's is much better and more like the originals. I've played the originals, as well as Fallout 3 and New Vegas. I have to agree.

+1 vote   mod: Fallout: Project Brazil
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 22 2013, 11:44am replied:

Thanks, luckily I haven't continued past that part yet.

+1 vote   mod: Fallout: Project Brazil
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 22 2013, 11:42am replied:

So, you didn't enjoy the story and the characters? So, in such a way that it is poor quality or it just isn't for you? I like to make sure that I know the difference between the two.

+1 vote   mod: Fallout: Project Brazil
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 22 2013, 11:39am replied:

I know, right?

+2 votes   mod: MISERY
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 22 2013, 8:21am says:

I have a question, will bandits actually shoot at you now so I can feel justified in killing them and taking their stuff?

+5 votes   mod: MISERY
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 22 2013, 8:07am says:

I also can't check up on Eric's sister because all the apartments have invisible walls in the doorways.

Sorry for the spam, leaving feedback as I find problems.

+1 vote   mod: Fallout: Project Brazil
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 22 2013, 7:52am says:

Dialogue when talking to Eric Campbell says "Shut up and get of my way" instead of "Shut up and get out of my way.

+1 vote   mod: Fallout: Project Brazil
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 22 2013, 7:25am says:

Sorry if this has already been reported, but Johnny Matheson's voice doesn't play when waking him up after being captured by the Enclave patriots.

+1 vote   mod: Fallout: Project Brazil
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 22 2013, 7:22am replied:

What, other than bugs that are to be expected and were also present in Fallout 3, made it seem like of poor quality to you? Just wondering, because I'm not seeing it.

+1 vote   mod: Fallout: Project Brazil
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 21 2013, 8:55pm replied:

In what way does New Vegas not feel like the older games?

+1 vote   mod: Fallout: Project Brazil
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 21 2013, 8:34pm says:

34 minute download? xD

Oh well, I'll wait.

+3 votes   download: ARCHIVED - FALLOUT PROJECT BRAZIL BETA 1 2 0 FULL
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 21 2013, 4:07pm says:

Finally bought NV for PC, going to install this soon.

+2 votes   mod: Fallout: Project Brazil
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 19 2013, 11:19am says:

You know, I wasn't interested in this mod awhile back. Now after reading up on it again, I absolutely cannot wait for the release of 2.0!

+2 votes   mod: MISERY
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 19 2013, 11:18am says:

The SG 552 is listed as a "Modern Handgun".

Nice list though. This makes me more excited for the release of 2.0!

+1 vote   download: Weapon Appendix
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 9 2013, 3:02pm replied:

Well, seeing as he talks like a swagfag in this picture......

+5 votes   media: true story bro.
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 8 2013, 5:24am says:

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A SKYRIM

+4 votes   media: Wow
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 8 2013, 5:22am replied:

No, mechwarrior, the Koala is an obvious photoshop. This looks like a real dead guy.

+10 votes   media: Stay Alive
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 8 2013, 5:19am replied: +2 votes   media: Are we?
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 6 2014, 12:52pm says:

But emos are so hot #noshame

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 29 2013, 12:03pm replied:

>if you wanna make a group only for homosexuals
>It doesn't need to say "Gay" at title

What else would a group only for homosexuals say in the title? Moron.

+1 vote   group: Gay (LGBT) Gamers
Aralvar
Aralvar Aug 8 2013, 1:31pm says:

The best WWII theme I've ever heard: Youtube.com

Something reminiscent of that would be cool, just a suggestion. =)

+1 vote   media: Main Menu Theme
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 6 2013, 10:26am replied:

*Speech bubble with picture of dice*

+6 votes   media: Are we?
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 6 2013, 10:24am says:

Dooby gabucho splan snag klimbur fordo warg!

+5 votes   media: Are we?
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 6 2013, 10:21am replied:

So, not lazy for booze, lazy for soda?

Why do you think offices have water coolers?

+1 vote   media: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 3 2013, 2:49pm replied:

This multiplayer (which, for me, is the only reason to play the game until the full singleplayer experience is added) is unplayable for me right now because of low FPS. Hopefully this is an optimization issue.

+2 votes   media: True, isn't it?
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 3 2013, 1:13pm says:

"GAME REQUIREMENTS

MINIMUM

OS: Windows Vista SP2 / Windows 7 SP1
PROCESSOR: Intel Dual-Core 2.4 GHz / AMD Dual-Core Athlon 2.5 GHz
GRAPHICS: NVIDIA GeForce 8800GT / ATI Radeon HD 3830 / Intel HD Graphics 4000
GPU MEMORY: 512 MB
DirectX® 10
RAM: 2 GB
HARD DRIVE: 15 GB free space
HARD DRIVE (ALPHA): 10 GB free space
AUDIO: DirectX® compatible on-board
OTHER: Internet connection and free Steam account to activate

RECOMMENDED

OS: Windows Vista SP2 / Windows 7 SP1
PROCESSOR: Intel Core i5-2300 / AMD Phenom II X4 940
GRAPHICS: Nvidia GeForce GTS 560 / AMD Radeon HD 7750
GPU MEMORY: 1 GB
DirectX® 11
RAM: 4 GB
HARD DRIVE: 25 GB free space
HARD DRIVE (ALPHA): 20 GB free space
AUDIO: DirectX® compatible soundcard
OTHER: Internet connection and free Steam account to activate"

********! My computer can't even run Arma 2 above low settings with a GTX 560, 6 GB of ram, and an AMD Athlon II X4 645 processor.

I know my computer isn't exactly the best, but I wish the recommended settings were more accurate when they release them.

+9 votes   media: True, isn't it?
Aralvar
Aralvar May 17 2013, 1:15am says:

I'm not a fan of this guy anymore, but I don't know how any Atheist can deny he has some great arguments.

Also, who gives a **** about the banana thing?

+4 votes   media: Christianity's Ice Age - Refuting "The Thaw"
Aralvar
Aralvar May 9 2013, 2:27am replied:

Obviously they do, how else are you going to spy on terrorists from the garden?

+2 votes   media: Who wore it better?
Aralvar
Aralvar May 8 2013, 10:30pm says:

Dafuq? She looks like she has a camouflage suit for hiding in a rose bush.

+6 votes   media: Who wore it better?
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:34pm says:

This totally goes against the American plan of "EVERYTHING WILL BE 'MURICA".

+5 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 13 2013, 2:48pm says:

What? Let Sirius Black in! He's cool, remember?

+6 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 16 2013, 5:53pm replied:

Woops, sports fans are more offendable than I thought!

+1 vote   media: Anyone thirsty
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 16 2013, 5:08am says:

I might think this was cool if I gave a **** about sports. =)

+1 vote   media: Anyone thirsty
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 11 2013, 10:10am says:

Yet another problem to add to the list of Steam's issues.

Just put it on the list after "Game installations say they're paused but won't resume when you click the button".

+1 vote   media: Steam lol
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 18 2013, 3:39pm says:

Man, this guy is unlucky. It seems every girl he meets is a total bitch.

+1 vote   media: Ouch
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 10:00am says:

Yep, what a fun FPS game that would be. "Marines! Mission objective is to stand around waiting for enemies!"

Meanwhile, on the Russian side....

"Russians! Mission objective is to stand around waiting for enemies!"

Because obviously video games are supposed to be like real life!

+1 vote   media: call of duty is realistic ?
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 9:10am says:

Going back to the early days of slavery and gunning down a bunch of slavers with an assault rifle before they could shoot their puny muskets! Ah, but I can dream.....

0 votes   media: LOL?
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:12am says:

And what a surprise! This little shithead has an expensive phone from his mommy and daddy! Hey douchey kid's mom n' dad, you guys are ******* terrible parents!

+4 votes   media: watch out guys, we got a real OG over here
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 7 2013, 10:10pm says:

What if his son was really good as well, and killed all the "hitmen" in the games he plays? Sounds like a cool setup for an action movie!

+2 votes   media: Assassins
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 4 2013, 4:11am says:

Ha, a clever Photoshop you got there, but I can tell that seagull-man hybrid isn't REALLY at the ocean!

+6 votes   media: Seagull
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 6:48pm says:

Transformers, more than meets the eye!

+6 votes   media: Sleeping on the couch
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 6:14pm says:

Well, now we have an actor for when they make the Team Fortress 2 movie. Yes, this needs to be made.

+1 vote   media: Heavy irl
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 6:42am replied:

Damn, I was gonna make a joke like that.

+1 vote   media: Tactical cool gun
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 6:29am says:

Someone has probably merged this with the "Yes, this is Dog" meme by now.

+1 vote   media: lol
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 3:25am says:

Lol, of course every comment is from Norway fanboys. Can't admit than anything the US does beats you huh? =P

+1 vote   media: America Vs. Norway
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