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Well with "To help a bear to escape from zoo" I would have to say to become a Russian, or the equivalent of.
Nah, he's gotta drink a Russian under the table.
Do you need any 3D modelers?
Could you use a 3D modeler to help out with the game? I don't require payment.
Er, guns aren't going to be permanently breakable are they? Realistically that doesn't really happen, since you can replace any broken parts with parts from an identical firearm.
I love it when people get butthurt over us furries.
"Bandits in the "package delivery quest" nerfed"
Thank you thank you thank you!
Damnit, way to ruin my stupid joke.
Are you going to make permadeath optional? I don't like it so I'm wondering. I'll be playing the game for sure if it is or isn't in the game at all.
This is going to give my PC a beating. xD
I feel the same way.
WUH 'CHU SAY MODUCKAH?!
And yet I still enjoy Xbox and PC more.
Meh, it's catchy. I'm not obsessed with it though.
Saw the one of him in front of the store on Facebook. Looks like the end of the intro sequence to a sitcom starring Picard (which I would totally watch).
That's funny, I thought you were in your forties or something until I checked your profile.
With DLCs it's $19.99, and I have literally zero dollars. Plus I already have it on console.
Besides, I was partially kidding. I don't really expect you to go up to Ron Perlman and ask him to do a voiceover.
PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN
I'll buy New Vegas for the PC if that happens.
Check out that old school computer monitor back there!
If only you guys could have gotten Ron Perlman, then the game would be an instant 10/10.
Well, the only people who can really get offended at my comment are people who hate gays. So I'm not being a Nazi about anything. =)
Do you even know what the word sexism means?
WHY THE MARIACHI BAND
I sincerely hope your kids turn out gay! =)
People still react this way to finding out their kids are gay? I didn't know they had rage comics in the 50s. xD
It's because CoD4 was released, and it's a really fun shooter. One of my favorites as far as multiplayer shooters goes. They just realized how much people liked it and kept remaking it over and over and over again for easy money.
Oh, please don't say that. Now I'm being overcome by feels.
I'm guessing most people didn't get the joke.
That's true. Do you know how easy it would be for all the soldiers in North Korea to overthrow their leaders? Extremely. But it will never happen, because they're brainwashed into doing whatever they're told.
Looks like a pretty obvious photoshop to me.
Back in his day, things were probably racist, sexist, and homophobic.
I think I'd rather take swagfags and crappy music over that **** any day.
I call dibs on playing as the cop from Die Hard.
If they ever make a Fallout game that takes place in Australia, it will definitely need to have giant spiders as enemies.
I'm not sure if it's more annoying that the guy is too dumb to get it, or that the other guy is chastising him for streaming movies.
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
What? No way, man. This is obviously a way to infinitely eat a bar of chocolate. Scientists just never thought about it that way, that's all.
The guy who types up these labels is just really uncertain about stuff.
Yeah, I know it's a bag of nuts and all but maybe it accidentally got filled with something else. So put "May contain nuts" just so they don't automatically expect there to be nuts in there.
Unexpected kind-of-racist joke at the end.
Damn that **** is sneaky.
Why is this still titled "**** yeah, idiots on Facebook!" I'm not seeing how anyone is being an idiot here.
Watch out guys, the person who can't be bothered to spell simple words correctly or use punctuation of any kind is throwing around the word "idiot". I think they might just be a genius.
The girl sounds like a bitch anyways. "DON'T COMMENT ON MY PUBLICLY VISIBLE STATUS JON, I ONLY WANT OPINIONS FROM PEOPLE THAT AGREE WITH ME."
This is useful for walking on railings.
If one of the heads of WB had been there, they probably would. Remember MERP?
If only the American school system weren't so ridiculous....
If only this person took a video. This would make a great GIF.
Maybe because you're from Spain. But in the US, at least where I life, they made it mandatory to learn it when you're younger. Which is pointless, because Cursive does nothing more than to make your writing look fancy, but hard to read.
I saw it on Dorkly.
Here's the artist: Sharpwriter.deviantart.com
And the original picture: Sharpwriter.deviantart.com
Worst pursuers ever. They were walking after him. I mean, come one.
I would say that this sucks when you're playing as medic, but I can't expect them to stand around with me and change their gameplay style because I'm healing them. If they don't want a medic, fine. Hope that rocket jump was worth it, lol.
That sniper definitely died a few seconds later. Nobody puts **** on Heavy's sandwich!
Definitely GTA in a nutshell.
If we're going to be posting Omegle conversations, I have a bunch of ones I thought were funny.
Only once a week?
Damn you, you stole my joke.
Your definition of history is all wrong. Everyone knows real history is Pawn Shops and restoring old crap to look new.
Sorry, but I find this picture to be pretty damn stupid. Facebook is for socializing, not productivity. I use YouTube to watch videos, not to be productive. Are you honestly telling me that everything has to be productive? Read this:
"Video games are idiotic, time-wasting, non-productive, time-stealing, and mind-dumbing."
You ever heard that from uptight people before? Yeah, it's equally stupid in this situation.
Money Bastard? That's "pimp", yo.
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
Man, that's hardcore. I wish that I could take really focused *****.
Er, maybe not.
And how do the religious folks get around this one? "Oh, he lets you have free will, so he can't stop someone from doing evil." Yeah, God just couldn't stop Adolf Hitler from killing millions of people because that would be messing with his free will, which is far more important than saving millions of lives. I mean, they probably all went to Heaven, right? -_-
Uh, modern games? Steam sells games from like 1997.
Probably just ran out of ***** to give.
Someone please tell me what this is from, I must know.
I've seen more of these pictures with girls doing this, actually. Does the virginity joke still apply? =)
Holy crap, teamwork? Such a rare thing in FPS games.
I ain't even that much of a cookie person, but I still prefer cookies over the ******* Christian "god".
Alright, whatever stupid thing he posted before I don't care about now.
As for the current comic: I never use companions so this really doesn't relate to me, lol.
Dats nasty, dats what it is yo.
I wonder, is it sharp enough to dismember a man?
(Insert Portal 2 reference here)
If a gay guy looks at this he'd just be like "Um, well yeah, I am. Your point?"
Wow, what an excellent rule! Imagine that in a real duel. "HEY! You can't stab him to death if your foot isn't in a certain place!" I think this just draws more attention to the fact that nobody seems to fight each other with real sword nowadays, which is a shame because it would be fun to watch a fight to the death between two guys who have to follow a million dumb fencing rules.
Fencing never appealed to me much. Especially when people used to do it in duels to the death. I mean, all you're really doing is showing off how good you are at following the rules of fencing. If you're simply trying to kill them instead of following some sort of fencing code, then you have the upper hand with no training at all.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
If you look closely at the reflection, both the girl and the blanket look completely different.
Six days later: "LOL THIS JOKE WILL BE SO FUNNY"
Meanwhile, while you're at the zoo:
I'd be best buds with all the tigers, so don't mess with me.
"HE'S A BRICK.......HOUSE!"
So.... Jesus has some badass tattoos then? Just take a look at that bicep! Pfft, he's loving all of that heroin you're shooting in there.
They're also easy to kill. Damaging the brain sufficiently is all you need. One runs at you? Stab him in the forehead, he's done. Really you would only need some minor armor to be practically invincible from zombies. You ever tried to bite through a recycling bin? It's near impossible for a human being. And they're everywhere. Imagine making some makeshift armor out of that stuff, and making makeshift gauntlets with it.
Low population areas probably. I doubt all the zombies in a town would stand around in one small area. You would kill a few as you found them wandering the streets and buildings, they probably wouldn't be incredibly dangerous in small numbers (even a heavy coat could be enough to prevent them from biting you), but you could eventually make an entire small town clear of zombies if you worked hard towards it. Killing twenty or so zombies a day, in a town with a population of 2,000, would take 200 days. And you wouldn't even need the entire town to be completely clear, just a large portion of it where it's not dangerous anymore.
A common misconception, gasoline and a working car would be really easy to find in the zombie apocalypse. It's not like the zombies managed to blow up everything, there's abandoned cars everywhere. With gas ready to be siphoned.
More like a Paranorman amount of obsession, not that weird.
Because the term "weirdo" should only be said about people who are weird in a negative way. "OMG he's obsessed with zombies" is not a good reason to call someone "weirdo". However, someone who worships Satan and dresses like a mixture of goth and emo cultures, is a weirdo.
Yes, that too.
The Russian robot should have just been an AK-47 for the torso with a bottle of Vodka for a head.
Wearing an Ushanka.
I think it's a theme that every comic on this page portrays my gender as a bunch of blithering idiots that scream "SECKS AND MUHNEY AND BEEEERRR!!!"
I guess that's flattering to some people. =)
****, I hate when this happens in Bethesda games. I'm enjoying the **** outta them so much that I forget to save. Luckily, I don't think I've lost THAT much time due to not saving.
A creepy girl who lives in a bunch of dayum toilets and is described as "hamless". That's not as much scary as it is weird and nasty.
Well, being in a real war is probably about as fun as being a camper.
That is, to say, not at all.
Then they'd have to change that blue brain to a trollface.
Yep, dogs are such bros when they manage to do the most stupid things imaginable, as this comic shows (most if it isn't even an exaggeration). Have a dog, you're more likely to have one that's incredibly stupid and obnoxious, have a cat (like I do) and I have no such problem. Obviously both kinds of pets can be good or bad, depending on which one you choose. I actually do want a dog, but I'd be pretty damn selective about it.
For a program named "Cleverbot", they sure are pretty damn stupid!
Lol, downvotes for liking cats more? Man, apparently dog fanboys are the most obnoxious kind! *waits to also get negative karma from dog fanboys*
That's strangely funny. Guess the priest didn't trust God to protect him, then?
Well, being burned for all eternity would probably burn your **** off anyways. Sounds like a pretty bad choice.
Even Morgan Freeman's awesomeness couldn't convince me to believe such nonsense, sorry Morgan. =(
Maybe they'll make a documentary about it.
Good point. Does that mean that random doors and computers and such are all females then, or just males that R2 is giving anal to?
He was obviously using beepboop code, duh. And a robot can't be a "he", "he" has no genitalia!
It's pretty hard not to notice. They wouldn't paint anything that you're not supposed to look at.
Notice the feet on the ground under him. Either this is a terrible editing attempt, or he has extremely long lower-legs!
Well, according to R2-D2, they're "boops" and "beeps".
Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch.
Do you want to explain to me where all the "boops" went? Everyone knows you can't have "beeps" without "boops". Guys, don't believe dis guy, he is a liar!
WAIT JUST A MINUTE PAL! What if it's a tub that doesn't have a drain? Maybe it's one of those old-timey ones. I'ma need security to escort this doctor to his padded cell.
Obviously it's Vince, the ShamWow guy. Now that you have this little piece of information, I would like you to imagine Vince saying the words out loud that are on that piece of paper.
Masturbation and Cocaine I get, but Assassins? *Sees your avatar* Oh, I see.
Lol, negative Karma for pointing out that he's full of ****. Typical Moddb. =)
As you see, I've never used 9gag. But thanks for assuming, it makes an *** out of you and..... well, just you.
Damn, forgot about that "remove the other subject from the sentence and read it back" rule. Well, guess I'll just prepare for some well deserved negative karma!
The real reason: *Please don't kill my friend and I!
Have you met them in person or on the internet? I think even the dumbest people I've met aren't this stupid.
Whenever I see these "even a mentally retarded person wouldn't say that" questions from Yahoo! Answers, I refuse to believe people are that stupid. I have a feeling they're either really good, or really bad trolls. I've never met someone even remotely close to being that stupid and I have a feeling the human race would be declining a lot faster if these were real questions.
Reminds me of what they did with alternative energy to power cars. Better for the environment and the owner's bank account, but not good for the corporations? GET RID OF DAT ****!!!!!!
I'll play Nintendo games a couple times a year when I get really bored, but I'm more of an Elder Scrolls, Fallout, etc. person.
This article: the computer mouse will no longer exist because kids are too stupid to use them! (just forget about those millions of PC gamers that wouldn't even consider using a tablet instead of a mouse)
Forget that parasol ****, this is the REAL fashion accessory.
Probably out eating two of the exact same sandwich.
@Goober If Battlefield weren't published by EA, I'd call that a dumb assumption. As it is, I enjoy BF3 and am very much looking forward to BF4, but I'm afraid their "50% of the game content is paid DLC" virus will infect it. I'll wait and see.
Maybe I should write a book about all the weird dreams I have.
Since the only male model available is a soldier then I'm guessing it's part of the story that you were a former soldier? Otherwise it would see kind of out of place for you to play as a guy with a bunch of military gear.
I think he should have more disadvantages. Good at everything AND low need for food and sleep? That's a little too good if you ask me.
He doesn't, I think you're confusing him with Recon.
Also, I think it would be nice if there were an option to start with the vanilla CoP supplies and stats.
Hm, I do like the Sniper. A little too much, if you ask me. He's pretty much at least somewhat good at everything, so he seems a little OP in comparison to the Assaulter and Recon. Why be a master with assault rifles and have to sleep every five seconds when you could be slightly less good but good at literally everything? I mean, the assault class is good with knives, but who's going to use a knife against enemies with guns? Just my thoughts on this, still going to play. Just not as a sniper, unfortunately.
Does anyone know if you will be forced to buy ammo in Misery? I prefer to scavenge as much as I possibly can for all my items so I'd really like to know.
Sounds suspiciously close to Rock Island Armory, lol
I like to roleplay that Degtyarev decides to stay behind in the zone. It makes it more fun for me, since that means Degtyarev doesn't have to turn in all his sweet loot to the government eventually. With Misery, I want to roleplay this even more.
Maybe I roleplay too much. xD
I'd have to say that New Vegas is more true to the series than Brazil. You start the game and get an insane amount of gear, and you're in the vault for a very long time. It would be a good DLC, but I prefer New Vegas as a game.
Actually you choose between four factions, The Legion, The NCR, MR. House, and just being by yourself with Yes Man. Most people I've met say that Fallout 3's story is underwhelming and that New Vegas's is much better and more like the originals. I've played the originals, as well as Fallout 3 and New Vegas. I have to agree.
Thanks, luckily I haven't continued past that part yet.
So, you didn't enjoy the story and the characters? So, in such a way that it is poor quality or it just isn't for you? I like to make sure that I know the difference between the two.
I know, right?
I have a question, will bandits actually shoot at you now so I can feel justified in killing them and taking their stuff?
I also can't check up on Eric's sister because all the apartments have invisible walls in the doorways.
Sorry for the spam, leaving feedback as I find problems.
Dialogue when talking to Eric Campbell says "Shut up and get of my way" instead of "Shut up and get out of my way.
Sorry if this has already been reported, but Johnny Matheson's voice doesn't play when waking him up after being captured by the Enclave patriots.
What, other than bugs that are to be expected and were also present in Fallout 3, made it seem like of poor quality to you? Just wondering, because I'm not seeing it.
In what way does New Vegas not feel like the older games?
34 minute download? xD
Oh well, I'll wait.
Finally bought NV for PC, going to install this soon.
You know, I wasn't interested in this mod awhile back. Now after reading up on it again, I absolutely cannot wait for the release of 2.0!
The SG 552 is listed as a "Modern Handgun".
Nice list though. This makes me more excited for the release of 2.0!
Well, seeing as he talks like a swagfag in this picture......
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A SKYRIM
No, mechwarrior, the Koala is an obvious photoshop. This looks like a real dead guy.
But emos are so hot #noshame
>if you wanna make a group only for homosexuals
>It doesn't need to say "Gay" at title
What else would a group only for homosexuals say in the title? Moron.
The best WWII theme I've ever heard: Youtube.com
Something reminiscent of that would be cool, just a suggestion. =)
*Speech bubble with picture of dice*
Dooby gabucho splan snag klimbur fordo warg!
So, not lazy for booze, lazy for soda?
Why do you think offices have water coolers?
This multiplayer (which, for me, is the only reason to play the game until the full singleplayer experience is added) is unplayable for me right now because of low FPS. Hopefully this is an optimization issue.
OS: Windows Vista SP2 / Windows 7 SP1
PROCESSOR: Intel Dual-Core 2.4 GHz / AMD Dual-Core Athlon 2.5 GHz
GRAPHICS: NVIDIA GeForce 8800GT / ATI Radeon HD 3830 / Intel HD Graphics 4000
GPU MEMORY: 512 MB
RAM: 2 GB
HARD DRIVE: 15 GB free space
HARD DRIVE (ALPHA): 10 GB free space
AUDIO: DirectX® compatible on-board
OTHER: Internet connection and free Steam account to activate
OS: Windows Vista SP2 / Windows 7 SP1
PROCESSOR: Intel Core i5-2300 / AMD Phenom II X4 940
GRAPHICS: Nvidia GeForce GTS 560 / AMD Radeon HD 7750
GPU MEMORY: 1 GB
RAM: 4 GB
HARD DRIVE: 25 GB free space
HARD DRIVE (ALPHA): 20 GB free space
AUDIO: DirectX® compatible soundcard
OTHER: Internet connection and free Steam account to activate"
********! My computer can't even run Arma 2 above low settings with a GTX 560, 6 GB of ram, and an AMD Athlon II X4 645 processor.
I know my computer isn't exactly the best, but I wish the recommended settings were more accurate when they release them.
I'm not a fan of this guy anymore, but I don't know how any Atheist can deny he has some great arguments.
Also, who gives a **** about the banana thing?
Obviously they do, how else are you going to spy on terrorists from the garden?
Dafuq? She looks like she has a camouflage suit for hiding in a rose bush.
This totally goes against the American plan of "EVERYTHING WILL BE 'MURICA".
What? Let Sirius Black in! He's cool, remember?
Woops, sports fans are more offendable than I thought!
I might think this was cool if I gave a **** about sports. =)
Yet another problem to add to the list of Steam's issues.
Just put it on the list after "Game installations say they're paused but won't resume when you click the button".
Man, this guy is unlucky. It seems every girl he meets is a total bitch.
Yep, what a fun FPS game that would be. "Marines! Mission objective is to stand around waiting for enemies!"
Meanwhile, on the Russian side....
"Russians! Mission objective is to stand around waiting for enemies!"
Because obviously video games are supposed to be like real life!
Going back to the early days of slavery and gunning down a bunch of slavers with an assault rifle before they could shoot their puny muskets! Ah, but I can dream.....
And what a surprise! This little shithead has an expensive phone from his mommy and daddy! Hey douchey kid's mom n' dad, you guys are ******* terrible parents!
What if his son was really good as well, and killed all the "hitmen" in the games he plays? Sounds like a cool setup for an action movie!
Ha, a clever Photoshop you got there, but I can tell that seagull-man hybrid isn't REALLY at the ocean!
Transformers, more than meets the eye!
Well, now we have an actor for when they make the Team Fortress 2 movie. Yes, this needs to be made.
Damn, I was gonna make a joke like that.
Someone has probably merged this with the "Yes, this is Dog" meme by now.
Lol, of course every comment is from Norway fanboys. Can't admit than anything the US does beats you huh? =P