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Ah, alright. If there are problems with multiplayer and it cannot be implemented, please consider making the game instead as singleplayer only. Though I would prefer both, I like the concept and would hate to see the game cancelled because of complications with multiplayer. Though I am really glad you're planning on it having co-op, I can't think of any games like this that are co-op so that would be really cool to see.
You're welcome! Sadly, that does seem to be the case with most Indie games on here. I may not be seeing the whole picture though, since I focus more on lengthy in-depth games rather than more simplistic ones you'd see on Steam for $15.00 at full release. For example, games like this one (open world, multiplayer, etc.) seem to hardly ever get completed. I've noticed that with both ModDB and IndieDB. I think it is because the games that have concepts that are better than the average flash game don't get the funding required for the development team to be able to work on it regularly. Also it's really hard to recruit people when you can't pay them, I found that out first hand when I used to do 3D modeling. I'm hoping this is not the case with this game.
By the way, I noticed it says "Co-op", no singleplayer. I know that not every game needs a singleplayer mode, but with a game like this with all there is to do in an open world environment (and with it being a non-competitive game like DayZ), it would be unfortunate if you really wanted to play it and could not find anyone to play it with you when you want to. There is online matchmaking for some games, but we probably both know that you can get paired with some really undesirable people when you play co-op with strangers.
Anyways, sorry if I sound like I'm trying to dictate the direction the game should go it. Just wanted to give my opinion on it. :)
Awesome sounding game, hopefully it will not be abandoned like most Indie projects seen on this website. Tracking.
Glad you posted about Permadeath, I was wondering about that. I'm not a fan of it so I'm glad that you're planning multiple modes. Separate servers would be awesome, that way everyone can enjoy the game as hardcore or non-hardcore as they want. :)
I'm still waiting for the save feature to be added so I can buy the game, lol. Looks like good work so far though.
"Fifty thousand cars used to park here... now it's a ghost lot." - Captain Prius
Well, I'm not a permadeath fan so this game doesn't interest me at all but I'd like to ask something for other people's sake.
What sets this game apart from all the other bajillion survival games out there?
Thank you very much. :)
June 6th is my birthday as well.
So, using the same one from DayZ then?
Will the game be open world?
Really? How is a Walking Dead fan different from someone who dislikes The Walking Dead? Therefore, what is the point of that group?
Looks cool, if there are any servers without permadeath I will play for sure! Here's my critique of the video:
The gun model looks off to me, not just the color but the way it's shaped. It seems like it's too big. The raindrop splashes also seem too big, and I'm sure you already know about the camera going through walls being a problem. Other than that, looks great!
So firearms are in the game, nice!
Great, can't wait for release!
I can't thank you guys enough for working on this project.
So, is the mod abandoned or still being worked on?
Would you be interested in me joining your team as a modeler? I like to model firearms and other weapons. I Might still have a few pictures of one of the firearms I've modeled in the past, if you're interested. And yes, I know it would not be a paid job if you say yes.
Thanks for posting the movie title. +1 Karma
Sounds suspiciously close to Rock Island Armory, lol
About as much as I paid for your mom.
Good thing it's totally optional then. =)
Wow, these are pretty good. You might want to remove some of the markings though, you could get in trouble from Beretta, Kimber, etc.
She also seriously looks a bit like 50 Cent.
You could smell him underwater?
EDIT: Aw **** someone already answered.
And then she realized that her son is not a seahorse.
I call ********.
First comment to say it's funny always gets a ton of upvotes from people who don't want to say it again. xD
Man, you must be a total firearms noob. Everyone knows that Baguette rounds aren't just normal Baguettes. They're specially made for French cannons. Kind of like those really weird calibers for French rifles.
Yeah, I have one of those French Cannons as well. It's mostly a decorative piece, since ammo is so expensive nowadays. Baguette rounds are like $5 a round, and you can only find them online where there's a huge waiting list. **** that.
The usage of the word "learned" seems to imply that you've learned something useful, the same cannot be said about Jesus.
Cool, they can go to that college where everything has an unnecessary gold plating.
Yep, there it is.
Here it comes....
He looks more like a facebeard, actually.
Ah, so Moddb is the equivalent of an uptight parent. I get it now. It'll let me type profanity into my comment and view it in pictures, but it won't let me see the text on the screen.
Sure makes sense to me, thanks.
I think I need to figure out if there's a way to turn off the word censor on this site, this is getting annoying.
But that New Vegas joke was so seemingly random but yet very fitting. I guess they're equal then.
Not sure if Salsa's comment is better, or Walrus's......
Maybe that's a random thing to include to try to make the joke better, if that is their intention?
Maybe the joke is more funny when it is done well?
I'ma just hang out down here, in case it turns into a gay line.
"Another crucial changes are dividing the game into three, relatively large, episodes and adding multiplayer in later builds."
Does this mean the game is going to be level based and "nonlinear", or is that just for the alpha version?
Moments later, he found out he has Acid Reflux disease.
**** you voodoo poster.
The artist should have sneakily changed it to a blaster, lol.
I've know he's said some bigoted stuff about homosexuals.
"Gay marriage is "an anthropological step backward. If there's a private union, then third parties and society aren't affected. But if they're granted marriage rights and can adopt, there could be children affected. Every person needs a masculine father and a feminine mother to help them settle their identity.""
Which may be excusable for some people, but the fact that he's okay with Atheists doesn't cut it for me.
Are you kidding me? This is hot as ****.
It probably gives you some magic ability to play Half Life 3 in your dreams.
I could probably find some Rule 34 stuff.
The moral is that Ice King is awesome.
What, that's not a moral?
Which is too bad, now there's no fun running joke about him. We just have to label him as the usual bigoted douche.
It also matters if you're gay, straight, or bisexual. xD
ARE DEEZ BEETZ BY DOK DRE?
Yet another benefit of having a huge beard.
Stereotypes from the 50s, I think.
Is it wrong that I simply cannot wait until carrying your pants in a little red wagon is a fashion trend?
Hey, since I actually do live in Idaho, I am required to get offended when you besmirch the name of any politicians from this state. It's because having an immense amount of pride in the piece of land you live on makes sense.
YOU BITCH DON'T TALK **** BOUT LARRY CRAIG!
This is most excellent.
Also, those stairs look like they're made out of what is the equivalent of Graham Crackers. I don't think I'd want to use them, even if they were placed properly.
Then that means he can't possibly deny me calling him an idiot then, right?
I'm completely baffled as to why MattmanDude would post that particular song. Hmmm....
@jokamo It's because IC-OSIK is ironically idiotic and assumes that only people in other countries do stupid things.
Obviously a bunch of ones being fired in a row, like in the good ol' days of nonexistent battle tactics.
I'm not going to lie, believing that typing the word "Eat" will suddenly turn the picture into a GIF is nowhere near the most ridiculous thing people will believe. It only takes like a second to type "Eat" anyways. I wouldn't be surprised unless it said "Type the entire Declaration of Independence with no errors and see what happens!"
No, because I don't believe that at all. If you're an evil jackass, the fact that you think you're doing right doesn't change it for me. If that's the standard we're using, then evil almost doesn't exist in the world. Racists who lynched random black men back in the day wouldn't be considered evil, Osama Bin laden isn't evil, and the guys who tortured people with unbelievably cruel devices for being suspected heretics aren't evil.
Perhaps this is really concept art for S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2? One of the new mutant types!
Of course, Apple is the only large corporation that hipsters consider to be acceptable to purchase from.
We average intelligence folk take great pride in at least being smarter than idiots like the guy in this picture.
Not really. Believe it or not, but I have heard at least two mainstream artists I like.
I sixth this.
I need one of these for the Ice King now.
For me, TV = TV shows I watch on the internet. The only reason to watch something on TV is if you want to see it right away or just to be a part of the huge group of people that is watching X show. Which currently doesn't seem worth it for the price of cable.
NAW MAN TROLLING IS AN ART FORM LOL
Yeah, it's pretty ******* stupid. But this is something more.
Here you go: Youtube.com
It's definitely Skyrim.
It's Fallout New Vegas. You can equip your followers' clothes. Including any ridiculous and/or unfitting outfits you may find in your travels.
Lol, definitely Lol.
"Save image as..."
I love this series. Though I'm pretty sure this is how people would feel if it happened in real life, where one death means you're.... dead.
Yeah, but I said "taken as seriously as" not "considered as good as". The Bible sucks even as a book of myths. It's full of mediocre stories, bigotry, and insanely stupid beliefs that include killing people for the dumbest of reasons.
I share the feels.
Sarcasm is the correct usage of the meme, yes.
Because a lot of them don't want equality, they want women superiority. That's not all feminists of course, but a great number of them it seems. In fact, I don't think I've really heard anyone speaking out for "true equality". You don't really seem to see a lot of people that think that men should be able to hit women in the same situations where they would hit a man, do you? I'm not necessarily saying I support that, but "equality" is a term I think is used very loosely here.
I can't wait until my ghost will be able to see The Bible taken about as seriously as a book of Ancient Greek myths, to be honest.
I can't wait until The Bible is taken about as seriously as a book of Ancient Greek myths, to be honest.
That one guy who still believes Greek mythology to be true: "HA! Told you so!"
Lol, the ferret's face doesn't even look like a poodle.
Though to be honest, I think poodles are lame. I'd rather have a ferret.
I think it might be because in the picture, they're all wearing the same thing, they all have a similar skin tone, most of them look to be about the same age, and they're all clean shaven and have the same haircut. It's the same when you look at North Korea's army. It's not because Asians all look the same, it's because they seem to be set up to all look the same by their "dear leader".
Your stupid and have bad grammer.
If a guy listens to it, does he get big fat man boobs or does he just get really buff pectorals?
No, this isn't mean. This is great. If it were mean and unnecessary, he would be saying something like "You're ******* stupid for believing that ****. I should rip that damn thing off your neck...." and so on. But this, no, this is great.
Uh huh, sure.
"GUHHH THANKS OBAMA!"
Or we wanted to get the full effect of showing off how incredibly huge that camera is.
Why is it okay for a woman to hit a man, but yet he can't hit back? Dat reverse sexism
Meh, they're only around 40 hours long. After playing Bethesda RPGs, I like my RPGs to be about twice that length lol. Not saying they're bad games, but that doesn't interest me right now.
The joke is that the photoshopping here is unbelievably awful, and it apparently was done by someone who was trying to be serious about it.
The church didn't seem to realize it until 400 years later.
WHY MUST YOU TEASE US THIS WAY
Nice, especially for a game made in Unity.
Maybe if DICE somehow dropped EA as a publisher and then made it? Ah, I can dream can't I?
It's not like LucasArts is the only company that can make a good Star Wars Battlefront game (which is the only Star Wars game I really care about until they make one as an RPG). Like I said, it would be awesome if DICE could make it and without EA's greedy hands all over it.
A kilobyte of a kilobyte per second, of course.
What do you mean chill out? All I'm saying is you must have been around some awful cats to have such an incorrect view of them.
Not true, in fact you're doing the same thing you're accusing me of. You got fucktarded cats, I didn't.
Google translated message made into a word jumble of course.
1/10, no monocle or twirly mustache.
Oh come on, you're really saying you don't give a **** about Episode VII? It's by a new director and might be really cool, so Star Wars fanboys have something to do besides complain about the prequels!
You're right, dogs are better. I'd rather hear barking until by ears explode or have it jump on my face while I'm exercising!
Yes, indeed, quite.
Masturbation Simulator 2015?
God damnit, I hate when I forget to sign in.
Man, if only the future was actually going to be like this.
It's just a poorly written warning message. It's supposed to say "Don't die, open from inside only."
Uh, you do realize that most of the people in this group don't understand that language, correct?
Besides the grammar fail, yes.
Also, you seem to be forgetting that I'm not saying they're superb movies or that they're superior to the originals. I'm just saying that saying they add nothing good to the series that would warrant them being made, and refusing to admit any of the flaws in the originals, is a huge double standard and is far too common among Star Wars "fans".
5. This is the same thing I've heard from every other Star Wars fan. Saying general statements with no examples isn't going to convince me that you're right. It's like if I said "The rebels were incredibly stupid in the original trilogy", wouldn't I need an example or two to back that up?
6. I'm wondering if you read my statement correctly. I wasn't defending the way they "developed" Darth Maul, it's that the series is full of characters that have no story and come out of nowhere. This is another example of when people want to talk **** about the prequels while admitting no faults with the original trilogy for the same reasons. That's a double standard.
Also, I'm the Guest. Forgot to sign in, ****....
I think the overzealous hatred he gets over the internet by whiny fanboys is more than enough to counter the occasional praise-giver or people who lack a **** to give.
I really can't fathom this logic. "Hey, let's take a page out of the book of science fiction and use aliens as a plot device. That way it can be kind of realistic while still being classically unrealistic." "NO **** THAT, every plot device needs to be extremely silly and be completely based in the supernatural!"
Which sounds strange to me for yet another reason. Isn't that what the Pirates of the Caribbean movies tried to do, being all about adventure and unrealistic plot devices that were based in the supernatural, and then the critics ripped them apart? Yet another example of hypocrisy among movie buffs.
I myself really like how kid friendly the new Indiana Jones movie was. My favorite kid friendly part? When the guy got eaten alive by ants, that was fun for the whole family!
1. This sounds like you're trying to take an opportunity to complain about George Lucas when he's not even relevant to that particular issue.
2. Sure, that vaguely established lore that your Avatar is so obviously based off of? What is there even to complain about here? The Clone Wars era adds a lot to the series, we get to see what it was like before the totalitarian Imperial Empire.
3. You mean that version of him that in no way demonstrated how he was supposedly a Jedi Master? yeah, that really does make a lot of sense.
4. Alright, so you're admitting that the Lightsaber duels were pretty much pointless in the originals and could have been replaced with pretty much any other kind of character development method. And besides the Darth Maul fight in the Phantom Menace, how did the lightsaber duels seem to rehearsed?
5. Aspects which you have yet to prove, great. But yeah, that's not important. I liked it better when the only Jedis in existence were Luke, Yoda, and Obi-Wan (two of which are killed off), that really did a great job of showing what being a Jedi was all about. Oh yeah, and how there were also only two Siths in the series. Five light saber wielding guys in the whole series, really makes me wonder how the lightsaber became so iconic of the series, especially when combined with the lackluster lightsaber duels. Er, I mean character development moments.
6. This statement seems awfully hypocritical. Pulling a character out of your *** seemed to happen just as much in the original trilogy, even if it is a little bit better. Pretty much ever main character has a somewhat vague backstory, besides Luke anyways.
7. The CGI was never too horribly noticeable to me, and when was it ever "All flash, no substance"? The CGI rendering of Coruscant made the city look more alive, for example.
8. I'm actually surprised you can admit that anything good came from the movies.
Well my powers are equal to Superman's without the weakness to kryptonite. Which means I won before this conversation ever started!
Wow, that's my name too. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE BRUTAL KNIGHT! *pulls out gigantic Final Fantasy style sword*
Now we have a chicken and the egg argument, Captain Jack Sparrow. What came first, the Bitch or the *******?
That's as close as we're going to get, a promising mod that might get abandoned because of a lack of funding. I don't know what they **** they were thinking by abandoning the series like that. Don't they know how much money they would make by releasing it?
I find it funny that with all the complaints about Star Wars prequels, people refuse to admit that they added anything good to the Star Wars series.
1. John Williams awesome music as always
2. Additional lore that adds to the awesomeness of the universe. Like the Clone Wars.
3. Yoda no longer looks like a muppet
4. The lightsaber duels are far more intense than the originals, as they should be.
5. When you think of Jedi, it's not longer just "Luke Skywalker", since he was the only real Jedi in the originals (Yoda doesn't really count, he barely did anything to show that he was one besides lifting Luke's X-Wing). We actually got to see what it was like when there were many of them.
6. Some cool new characters. Like Jango Fett, Mace Windu, young Obi-Wan, and Darth Maul (thought Darth Maul was killed off far too quickly).
7. Some impressive CGI at times.
8. The ground battles were far better than the originals. The space battles were great in the originals, but now the ground battles no longer consist of "Stormtroopers missing almost every shot and getting their *** kicked by ******* Ewoks because of their worthless armor."
The prequels get nowhere near the amount of credit they deserve. If you can't rate the prequels as at least "Passable" then I can't respect your opinions on movies at all.
And I seriously don't know what you're talking about when you say "a lot of Star Wars fans don't even seem to give a **** about quality of Star Wars content anymore". That's the most incorrect statement I've ever seen, the majority of Star Wars fans that I meet are complaining about everything that Lucas does.
Also, the Indiana Jones comment is completely nonsensical. An ark that contains supernatural power to melt people's faces is more plausible than aliens?
Well, it's not like there's one definition of a troll. Some people consider themselves trolls for being completely and total asswipes to all the non-trolls they meet, and consider themselves some kind of pathetic "pro troller".
Then there's people that can actually be clever to try and troll someone in a not-so-moronic way. For example, this image.
"But I am le tired...."
I'm an Atheist as well, but it seems like if there is a God as described by other religions, he seems more like what Satan would be like.
You have a point there. Ever notice how all the things that regular people are okay with are supposed to be "the devil's work"? Video games, rock and roll, Marijuana, booze, sex outside of marriage, homosexuality. Maybe Satan is the real God, and God (real Satan) usurped him from his throne.
That was my favorite part when I used to have to go to church.
And then I got shot fifty times by pirates and PMCs.
And yet I refuse to use 70-80% of the keys when I play it.
I'm always baffled by these "If you remember X thing, your childhood was awesome" pictures. I didn't watch cartoons as a kid because I didn't have cable (still don't), does that mean my childhood sucked somehow? lolwat
No. I'm replying to this one because you asked me a question.
This has officially been the worst conversation in Moddb history.
Nope, was just pointing out that your assumption was wrong.
I'm not being defensive, I'm just letting you know that your reasoning of why I haven't seen the show is incorrect. I have taken no offense.
Too young? Two of my favorite shows are Hogan's Heroes and M*A*S*H. Being young doesn't have anything to do with it.
I never said it was. I'm just saying, if it's supposed to be really funny, and it's 90 minutes long, it better be more funny than the 40-80 minute long comedy specials I've sat through.
Also, it hardly seems fair to criticize "kids" for not having an identical sense of humor to you.
At 91 minutes, it better be more funny than any of the stand up comedy specials I've seen. And I don't think it can top Louis C.K., George Carlin, or Dave Chappelle.
I have a question. With the decreased spawn rates of ammunition, will this force you to buy ammunition or can players, like me, that want to get everything by scavenging/questing/etc. still be able to get an adequate amount if we work hard to find it?
Can't wait for this game to be released! I have my hopes up that it will be longer than the original Fallout games (more than 40 hours), but that's probably an unrealistic hope.
I perceive this information to be correct.
Don't get my hopes up!
Give me the French Fries!
We don't take kindly to outlaws in these parts. Move along now, or I'll call the sheriff.
Memes make everything funnier!
Nah. But in all seriousness, there are a few that I find to be hilarious. Like the "badass over here" meme.
Alright, sounds good. I'll keep an eye on this game.
So, is there not going to be a repair system? If not, I'm not interested.
Well, obviously there are a ton of problems with it since it's just a pre alpha tech demo, but I won't list any here. Looks like a good start, especially for something built on Unity.
What a ****.
Yep, that's all I wanna say.
Kind of incorrect. I consider myself too stupid to understand science, and yet I don't turn to religion.
Well, this joke fell flat as a thousand year old beer for me.
Saying it out loud would sound like "I maj who". If you pronounce the "h", it doesn't sound like "Jew", it just sounds like "Maj who".
I'm glad I could ruin the joke for everyone!
Not sure if calling all Facebook users idiots
Or just calling out the group of idiotic people who use it
YOU'RE GETTING HELP WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
Well, if you happen to be passing by and get ****** when you're in the picture, it almost sounds like you think you own the store or something.
Well, looks like someone's a little grumpy!
He's not only alive, but is also a black guy again! Must have reverted to his 80s self.
Alright, that's the second time in a row you've posted that picture. Let's move along now, sir.
I think I saw this film during my (fortunately) brief visit to fuckworld.
Model looks great, textures could use improvement (not sure if they're supposed to be placeholders or not, sorry).
Glad to see a fellow Elder Scrolls fan once in a while, I often come across typical "OMG ELDER SCROLLS SUCKS" people.
You might think that would be a good idea, then we could severely deplete the population of unbelievably stupid people that are on this planet! But on the other hand, all the dumb rednecks will use their guns to kill all the smart people that verbally kick their *** in an argument. So maybe it would be a good solution to overpopulation as a whole, hmmmm.........
He will probably come dressed as a Painis Cupcake.
Also, that one is more funny.
I'll just pretend that joke makes sense in this situation.
Well, one million men isn't exactly a lot of men anymore.
Alrighty. Just pointing out that part of it is "scaring people" not just "dressing up in costume".
Hitler's second book, "My Struggly Chair" was forgotten about pretty quickly.
Is that the science guy or the guy who doesn't cook meth?
Oh please, some cheese with your whine maybe? What is wrong with the actual gameplay of BF3? I have a feeling you guys just bitch about it because you hate the way EA released the paid DLCs. That bugs me too but now we have to insult the core game of BF3, which actually is a good game? I think the best way I can summarize your comments is with this:
lolwat VATS doesn't mess up where the bullets are supposed to hit your target.
Not really. EA doesn't bring us crap, they take good games and bring them to us in an annoying way. DIFFERENCE
Honestly I think Harry Potter is better. Not the movies, the books. I love The Hobbit book, but i got bored as **** trying to read the next one.
*beat the game
There's obviously still a great reason to play the game without mods if you haven't explored all the areas and whatnot.
Of course he does. If he didn't, that would mean minus kills.
I suddenly have a new idea for a sitcom.
I'm 15 and I find those comments....
Except the fact that furries don't scare people. Well, unless you're a huge pansy. =)
I think the best one is CoD4. Probably because I like having customization.
Uh, because a lot of topics I'm interested in have Facebook pages and I find the pictures they post to be interesting/funny, like Moddb. And it is, like he said, a convenient way to stay in contact with my friends. I can post a status about something funny that happened, or a picture I think is funny, and all my friends can see it. Should I call or e-mail all my friends every time I want to tell them about something? What is really the worst thing about Facebook? OMG ADVERTISEMENTS! You mean like every other place on the internet? I'm afraid for humanity when people have retarded counter-culture complaints like this.
As for the picture: it's funny. =)
Yeah Headhunter, gotta love all the butthurt dog fanboys here eh?
The real noob is the one who purposefully lets their opponents win. You are clearly not well trained in the way of the gamer.
Shortest zombie apocalypse ever.
I only have one question before I decide if this is actually awesome: will there be some degree of class customization? I don't mean some CoD-style REDDOTSCOPETACTICALKNIFELAUNCHER, just the kind of Rifle you want (maybe you could add some of those primitive sniper rifles with the long-*** scope on them), maybe your choice of revolver, a choice between a sabre or some other kind of melee weapon, and so on. Sorry, I'm just obsessed with customization I guess.
Ha, a clever Photoshop you got there, but I can tell that seagull-man hybrid isn't REALLY at the ocean!
Have you met them in person or on the internet? I think even the dumbest people I've met aren't this stupid.
If you're still looking for testers, I'm available. Though you'll probably get a flood of people saying the same thing. Send me a PM if you want me as a tester.
Pfft, you're obviously not a "kool kid".
Guys, stop being so mean! Don't you know that French is the new Arabic? All the "kool kids" know that.
Whenever I see these "even a mentally retarded person wouldn't say that" questions from Yahoo! Answers, I refuse to believe people are that stupid. I have a feeling they're either really good, or really bad trolls. I've never met someone even remotely close to being that stupid and I have a feeling the human race would be declining a lot faster if these were real questions.
Transformers, more than meets the eye!
Reminds me of what they did with alternative energy to power cars. Better for the environment and the owner's bank account, but not good for the corporations? GET RID OF DAT ****!!!!!!
I'll play Nintendo games a couple times a year when I get really bored, but I'm more of an Elder Scrolls, Fallout, etc. person.
You are not yet a master of reference posting!
Seeing as Hitler was indeed a racist, GSC's comment is correct and yours is not applicable. kthanks =)
I have a box cutter. ( I also have expert box cutter wielder: Eurweb.com )
What da f-word are you talkin' bout, n-word?
Reloading is for people who know how to take cover properly.
Norton would make a killing selling condoms. They would barely have to change the box they come in as well.
ADS means "Aim Down Sights".
Hey now, some of us get offended by this stuff. Have you no common decency?! Tell that bagel to put some damn clothes on and find a better career!
This article: the computer mouse will no longer exist because kids are too stupid to use them! (just forget about those millions of PC gamers that wouldn't even consider using a tablet instead of a mouse)
Well with "To help a bear to escape from zoo" I would have to say to become a Russian, or the equivalent of.
Nah, he's gotta drink a Russian under the table.
Do you need any 3D modelers?
Could you use a 3D modeler to help out with the game? I don't require payment.
Er, guns aren't going to be permanently breakable are they? Realistically that doesn't really happen, since you can replace any broken parts with parts from an identical firearm.
I love it when people get butthurt over us furries.
"Bandits in the "package delivery quest" nerfed"
Thank you thank you thank you!
Damnit, way to ruin my stupid joke.
Are you going to make permadeath optional? I don't like it so I'm wondering. I'll be playing the game for sure if it is or isn't in the game at all.
This is going to give my PC a beating. xD
I feel the same way.
WUH 'CHU SAY MODUCKAH?!
And yet I still enjoy Xbox and PC more.
Meh, it's catchy. I'm not obsessed with it though.
Saw the one of him in front of the store on Facebook. Looks like the end of the intro sequence to a sitcom starring Picard (which I would totally watch).
That's funny, I thought you were in your forties or something until I checked your profile.
With DLCs it's $19.99, and I have literally zero dollars. Plus I already have it on console.
Besides, I was partially kidding. I don't really expect you to go up to Ron Perlman and ask him to do a voiceover.
PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN
I'll buy New Vegas for the PC if that happens.
Check out that old school computer monitor back there!
If only you guys could have gotten Ron Perlman, then the game would be an instant 10/10.
Well, the only people who can really get offended at my comment are people who hate gays. So I'm not being a Nazi about anything. =)
Do you even know what the word sexism means?
WHY THE MARIACHI BAND
I sincerely hope your kids turn out gay! =)
People still react this way to finding out their kids are gay? I didn't know they had rage comics in the 50s. xD
It's because CoD4 was released, and it's a really fun shooter. One of my favorites as far as multiplayer shooters goes. They just realized how much people liked it and kept remaking it over and over and over again for easy money.
Oh, please don't say that. Now I'm being overcome by feels.
I'm guessing most people didn't get the joke.
That's true. Do you know how easy it would be for all the soldiers in North Korea to overthrow their leaders? Extremely. But it will never happen, because they're brainwashed into doing whatever they're told.
Looks like a pretty obvious photoshop to me.
Back in his day, things were probably racist, sexist, and homophobic.
I think I'd rather take swagfags and crappy music over that **** any day.
I call dibs on playing as the cop from Die Hard.
If they ever make a Fallout game that takes place in Australia, it will definitely need to have giant spiders as enemies.
I'm not sure if it's more annoying that the guy is too dumb to get it, or that the other guy is chastising him for streaming movies.
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
What? No way, man. This is obviously a way to infinitely eat a bar of chocolate. Scientists just never thought about it that way, that's all.
The guy who types up these labels is just really uncertain about stuff.
Yeah, I know it's a bag of nuts and all but maybe it accidentally got filled with something else. So put "May contain nuts" just so they don't automatically expect there to be nuts in there.
Unexpected kind-of-racist joke at the end.
Damn that **** is sneaky.
Why is this still titled "**** yeah, idiots on Facebook!" I'm not seeing how anyone is being an idiot here.
Watch out guys, the person who can't be bothered to spell simple words correctly or use punctuation of any kind is throwing around the word "idiot". I think they might just be a genius.
The girl sounds like a bitch anyways. "DON'T COMMENT ON MY PUBLICLY VISIBLE STATUS JON, I ONLY WANT OPINIONS FROM PEOPLE THAT AGREE WITH ME."
This is useful for walking on railings.
If one of the heads of WB had been there, they probably would. Remember MERP?
If only the American school system weren't so ridiculous....
If only this person took a video. This would make a great GIF.
Maybe because you're from Spain. But in the US, at least where I life, they made it mandatory to learn it when you're younger. Which is pointless, because Cursive does nothing more than to make your writing look fancy, but hard to read.
I saw it on Dorkly.
Here's the artist: Sharpwriter.deviantart.com
And the original picture: Sharpwriter.deviantart.com
Worst pursuers ever. They were walking after him. I mean, come one.
I would say that this sucks when you're playing as medic, but I can't expect them to stand around with me and change their gameplay style because I'm healing them. If they don't want a medic, fine. Hope that rocket jump was worth it, lol.
That sniper definitely died a few seconds later. Nobody puts **** on Heavy's sandwich!
Definitely GTA in a nutshell.
If we're going to be posting Omegle conversations, I have a bunch of ones I thought were funny.
Only once a week?
Damn you, you stole my joke.
Your definition of history is all wrong. Everyone knows real history is Pawn Shops and restoring old crap to look new.
Sorry, but I find this picture to be pretty damn stupid. Facebook is for socializing, not productivity. I use YouTube to watch videos, not to be productive. Are you honestly telling me that everything has to be productive? Read this:
"Video games are idiotic, time-wasting, non-productive, time-stealing, and mind-dumbing."
You ever heard that from uptight people before? Yeah, it's equally stupid in this situation.
Money Bastard? That's "pimp", yo.
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
Man, that's hardcore. I wish that I could take really focused *****.
Er, maybe not.
And how do the religious folks get around this one? "Oh, he lets you have free will, so he can't stop someone from doing evil." Yeah, God just couldn't stop Adolf Hitler from killing millions of people because that would be messing with his free will, which is far more important than saving millions of lives. I mean, they probably all went to Heaven, right? -_-
Uh, modern games? Steam sells games from like 1997.
Probably just ran out of ***** to give.
Someone please tell me what this is from, I must know.
I've seen more of these pictures with girls doing this, actually. Does the virginity joke still apply? =)
Holy crap, teamwork? Such a rare thing in FPS games.
I ain't even that much of a cookie person, but I still prefer cookies over the ******* Christian "god".
Alright, whatever stupid thing he posted before I don't care about now.
As for the current comic: I never use companions so this really doesn't relate to me, lol.
Dats nasty, dats what it is yo.
I wonder, is it sharp enough to dismember a man?
(Insert Portal 2 reference here)
If a gay guy looks at this he'd just be like "Um, well yeah, I am. Your point?"
Wow, what an excellent rule! Imagine that in a real duel. "HEY! You can't stab him to death if your foot isn't in a certain place!" I think this just draws more attention to the fact that nobody seems to fight each other with real sword nowadays, which is a shame because it would be fun to watch a fight to the death between two guys who have to follow a million dumb fencing rules.
Fencing never appealed to me much. Especially when people used to do it in duels to the death. I mean, all you're really doing is showing off how good you are at following the rules of fencing. If you're simply trying to kill them instead of following some sort of fencing code, then you have the upper hand with no training at all.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
If you look closely at the reflection, both the girl and the blanket look completely different.
Six days later: "LOL THIS JOKE WILL BE SO FUNNY"
Meanwhile, while you're at the zoo:
I'd be best buds with all the tigers, so don't mess with me.
"HE'S A BRICK.......HOUSE!"
So.... Jesus has some badass tattoos then? Just take a look at that bicep! Pfft, he's loving all of that heroin you're shooting in there.
They're also easy to kill. Damaging the brain sufficiently is all you need. One runs at you? Stab him in the forehead, he's done. Really you would only need some minor armor to be practically invincible from zombies. You ever tried to bite through a recycling bin? It's near impossible for a human being. And they're everywhere. Imagine making some makeshift armor out of that stuff, and making makeshift gauntlets with it.
Low population areas probably. I doubt all the zombies in a town would stand around in one small area. You would kill a few as you found them wandering the streets and buildings, they probably wouldn't be incredibly dangerous in small numbers (even a heavy coat could be enough to prevent them from biting you), but you could eventually make an entire small town clear of zombies if you worked hard towards it. Killing twenty or so zombies a day, in a town with a population of 2,000, would take 200 days. And you wouldn't even need the entire town to be completely clear, just a large portion of it where it's not dangerous anymore.
A common misconception, gasoline and a working car would be really easy to find in the zombie apocalypse. It's not like the zombies managed to blow up everything, there's abandoned cars everywhere. With gas ready to be siphoned.
More like a Paranorman amount of obsession, not that weird.
Because the term "weirdo" should only be said about people who are weird in a negative way. "OMG he's obsessed with zombies" is not a good reason to call someone "weirdo". However, someone who worships Satan and dresses like a mixture of goth and emo cultures, is a weirdo.
Yes, that too.
The Russian robot should have just been an AK-47 for the torso with a bottle of Vodka for a head.
Wearing an Ushanka.
I think it's a theme that every comic on this page portrays my gender as a bunch of blithering idiots that scream "SECKS AND MUHNEY AND BEEEERRR!!!"
I guess that's flattering to some people. =)
****, I hate when this happens in Bethesda games. I'm enjoying the **** outta them so much that I forget to save. Luckily, I don't think I've lost THAT much time due to not saving.
A creepy girl who lives in a bunch of dayum toilets and is described as "hamless". That's not as much scary as it is weird and nasty.
Well, being in a real war is probably about as fun as being a camper.
That is, to say, not at all.
Then they'd have to change that blue brain to a trollface.
Yep, dogs are such bros when they manage to do the most stupid things imaginable, as this comic shows (most if it isn't even an exaggeration). Have a dog, you're more likely to have one that's incredibly stupid and obnoxious, have a cat (like I do) and I have no such problem. Obviously both kinds of pets can be good or bad, depending on which one you choose. I actually do want a dog, but I'd be pretty damn selective about it.
For a program named "Cleverbot", they sure are pretty damn stupid!
Lol, downvotes for liking cats more? Man, apparently dog fanboys are the most obnoxious kind! *waits to also get negative karma from dog fanboys*
That's strangely funny. Guess the priest didn't trust God to protect him, then?
Well, being burned for all eternity would probably burn your **** off anyways. Sounds like a pretty bad choice.
Even Morgan Freeman's awesomeness couldn't convince me to believe such nonsense, sorry Morgan. =(
Maybe they'll make a documentary about it.
Good point. Does that mean that random doors and computers and such are all females then, or just males that R2 is giving anal to?
He was obviously using beepboop code, duh. And a robot can't be a "he", "he" has no genitalia!
It's pretty hard not to notice. They wouldn't paint anything that you're not supposed to look at.
Notice the feet on the ground under him. Either this is a terrible editing attempt, or he has extremely long lower-legs!
Well, according to R2-D2, they're "boops" and "beeps".
Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch.
Do you want to explain to me where all the "boops" went? Everyone knows you can't have "beeps" without "boops". Guys, don't believe dis guy, he is a liar!
WAIT JUST A MINUTE PAL! What if it's a tub that doesn't have a drain? Maybe it's one of those old-timey ones. I'ma need security to escort this doctor to his padded cell.
Obviously it's Vince, the ShamWow guy. Now that you have this little piece of information, I would like you to imagine Vince saying the words out loud that are on that piece of paper.
Masturbation and Cocaine I get, but Assassins? *Sees your avatar* Oh, I see.
Lol, negative Karma for pointing out that he's full of ****. Typical Moddb. =)
As you see, I've never used 9gag. But thanks for assuming, it makes an *** out of you and..... well, just you.
Damn, forgot about that "remove the other subject from the sentence and read it back" rule. Well, guess I'll just prepare for some well deserved negative karma!
The real reason: *Please don't kill my friend and I!
Forget that parasol ****, this is the REAL fashion accessory.
Probably out eating two of the exact same sandwich.
@Goober If Battlefield weren't published by EA, I'd call that a dumb assumption. As it is, I enjoy BF3 and am very much looking forward to BF4, but I'm afraid their "50% of the game content is paid DLC" virus will infect it. I'll wait and see.
Maybe I should write a book about all the weird dreams I have.
Since the only male model available is a soldier then I'm guessing it's part of the story that you were a former soldier? Otherwise it would see kind of out of place for you to play as a guy with a bunch of military gear.