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Aralvar
Aralvar @ cleverbot

Then they'd have to change that blue brain to a trollface.

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Aralvar @ Dogs

Yep, dogs are such bros when they manage to do the most stupid things imaginable, as this comic shows (most if it isn't even an exaggeration). Have a dog, you're more likely to have one that's incredibly stupid and obnoxious, have a cat (like I do) and I have no such problem. Obviously both kinds of pets can be good or bad, depending on which one you choose. I actually do want a dog, but I'd be pretty damn selective about it.

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Aralvar @ Funny comments

"Yo dawg, I heard you need space...."

Sorry guys, it would be a crime if I didn't make that joke.

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Aralvar @ restrooms

YOU'RE GETTING HELP WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!

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Aralvar @ cleverbot

For a program named "Cleverbot", they sure are pretty damn stupid!

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Aralvar @ call of duty is realistic ?

Yep, what a fun FPS game that would be. "Marines! Mission objective is to stand around waiting for enemies!"

Meanwhile, on the Russian side....

"Russians! Mission objective is to stand around waiting for enemies!"

Because obviously video games are supposed to be like real life!

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Aralvar @ Born from the ashes

What kind of douchebag just immediately thinks that giving mouth to mouth IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ******* PARK AND NEXT TO A POND WITH A CLEARLY WET GIRL must be pedophilia, no doubt about it? People in comics are the dumbest kind of people.

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Aralvar @ Dogs

Lol, downvotes for liking cats more? Man, apparently dog fanboys are the most obnoxious kind! *waits to also get negative karma from dog fanboys*

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Aralvar @ The more you know

That's strangely funny. Guess the priest didn't trust God to protect him, then?

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Aralvar @ True hell

Well, being burned for all eternity would probably burn your **** off anyways. Sounds like a pretty bad choice.

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Aralvar @ G.I Joe

Well, you know you can trust him because he has a suave looking pencil mustache.

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Aralvar @ Morgan Freeman

Even Morgan Freeman's awesomeness couldn't convince me to believe such nonsense, sorry Morgan. =(

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Aralvar @ LOL?

Going back to the early days of slavery and gunning down a bunch of slavers with an assault rifle before they could shoot their puny muskets! Ah, but I can dream.....

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Aralvar @ LOL?

Do we get to see a sequel, where he gets sued and fired?

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Aralvar @ LOL?

Well, if you happen to be passing by and get ****** when you're in the picture, it almost sounds like you think you own the store or something.

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Aralvar @ Public Service Anouncement

Maybe they'll make a documentary about it.

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Aralvar @ Fistful of Frags

Ah, it seems I was mistaken. You've gone with the "purchase new weapons at the start of each game and then lose them when it's over" system, correct? Well, that system I dislike just as much. Like I said before though, it's only a minor issue for me in a game like this.

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Aralvar @ Fistful of Frags

I would like it if you could customize your weapons and whatnot instead of just finding them around the map, but that's just my preference and obviously not a flaw with the game. I'm downloading it and will be trying it out today.

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Aralvar @ Public Service Anouncement

Good point. Does that mean that random doors and computers and such are all females then, or just males that R2 is giving anal to?

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Aralvar @ Public Service Anouncement

He was obviously using beepboop code, duh. And a robot can't be a "he", "he" has no genitalia!

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Aralvar @ LOL?

Well, looks like someone's a little grumpy!

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Aralvar @ Games 4 Girls

I want to see a teeny-bopper little girl buy MGS3 thinking it's one of those other horrid games, and the reaction she has after starting it up.

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Aralvar @ Jesus

It's pretty hard not to notice. They wouldn't paint anything that you're not supposed to look at.

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Aralvar @ Super heros

Just a hunch.

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Aralvar @ Jesus

Notice the feet on the ground under him. Either this is a terrible editing attempt, or he has extremely long lower-legs!

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Aralvar @ Win

He's not only alive, but is also a black guy again! Must have reverted to his 80s self.

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Aralvar @ Dangerous cell phones

Probably was the doctor telling him if he had cancer or not. Guess it doesn't matter anymore.....

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Aralvar @ Fails

Alright, that's the second time in a row you've posted that picture. Let's move along now, sir.

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Aralvar @ Fails

That's why I take the actual escalator, rather than catching a ride on the hand-rail.

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Aralvar @ Bear

cuz it's actually da sequel to halo 4

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