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Alright, I'll have to wait on buying this game then, sorry. Good luck on development though, I hope it turns out to my liking eventually. :)
So, you have to start over every time you die then? I always thought that was a stupid feature in Project Zomboid when it's non-optional.
Alright, good luck. :)
You also don't respawn in life, but I'm guessing you respawn in the game but without your gear. Anyways, the reason I'm not interested is because most games like this don't have multiple difficulty modes so I'm not counting on anything changing later. If this pops up in the news feed later I might check it out later. I'm not by any means saying the game will suck, just that I don't think it's the game for me.
So none for multiplayer I'm guessing? Probably isn't the game for me.
Do you happen to have multiple difficulty modes planned?
I want to know one thing before I decide to follow this game, will the game have CoD/Battlefield style weapon customization or will it be like Counter Strike's "buy a gun and start over next round" kind of thing? I prefer to have the weapon customization option in a first person shooter, please let me know what the case is here.
Pfft, VATS is for noobs.
You see, I said "Why the hell did you fight so hard for it?" not "AMERICA **** YEAH". Just a heads up!
If it's good riddance, why the hell did you fight so hard for it?
Does he have to do Mime reloads or does he just have unlimited ammo?
If you can't even spell a simple name like "Bieber", you're an idiot. It would be like if someone started saying "Adolf Hatlur". Just because the person sucks doesn't mean you get a free pass to look like an idiot when misspelling an extremely simple name. I swear people who still spell it like "Beiber" after how many years of him being disliked are even worse than he is.
"No offense guys but we freakin deserve a new war or apocalypse to atleast exterminate the stupidity of this people or the inteligent one"
And I'm definitely sure that you would be saying the same thing if it actually happened.
Is it really so hard to spell his name right when you're making fun of him? This is just some unprofessional Bieber Bashing right here.
So, I'm just going to assume that every car in Russia comes with a free dash cam.
This particular model of weather stone also comes in a racist variety.
Yep, better than nothing. Show me an action packed game where you can do that totally unscripted.
I don't pay attention to sports and what is this?
Because, you know, legendary Chinese fort builders would feel very accomplished after building something cool in Minecraft.
This guy would have been a Minecraft master.
I wish I could "upvote" your comment more than once.
There's replicators too, right?
The schools administrators are pussies. You can't even bring a tiny ******* action figure gun, HOW THE **** WOULD THAT BE A REAL GUN? And you get in trouble for hitting someone in self defense!
Grow up you whining pansies.
I hope you add a Mosin Nagant.
Further proving that Dubai just likes having excessive things.
Yeah, all those trees that have wood growing on them.
Honestly, if you can provide for yourself and/or for a family, be as fat as you want. If you want to enjoy your life in such a way that doesn't negatively affect others (eating a lot of food), why should I care?
Erll, if you put the stones and the head proportional to the actual earth, he'd have an extremely tiny head and toes.
The second guy forgot to put on his mustache in a couple of pictures.
If a game is good, you can see past the bugs (to an extent).
I have played Fallout 3 and New Vegas on the Xbox 360, they both work fine.
On the PC version of Fallout 3, though, it's ridiculous. Why don't they just release a damn patch for Windows 7 users?
There needs to be an app to prevent this.
"WARNING! You are about to send a personal photo to an unknown a-hole! Abort? [Yes] [No]"
I honestly don't care what your religion says. If someone wants to get part of their ***** cut off as an adult, so be it. Parents making that decision for a baby is insane.
I would love to see a gay couple wearing the "I think he's gay!" shirt with the arrows pointing at each other.
I heard they're going to be doing a Breaking Bad themed episode, I must see it.
You know, if I didn't already miss it because I don't have cable. xD
Oh damn, Trigun. What if there's a mutant Mantis Shrimp in Fallout 4 that's seven feet tall?
Say goodbye to Deathclaws and Cazadores being the most annoying enemies.
Unfortunately, I have New Vegas on Xbox and not PC. But I'll track this mod anyways.
Doesn't everyone who isn't a hipster, hate hipsters?
Weirdly enough, I've had more issues with Chrome than IE I think. I remember one time I couldn't connect to the Netflix website when I could with IE.
Probably because IE doesn't suck that much. Seriously, I never really have any problems with using it. It's almost as if IE is like a PC and everything else is a MAC.
"OMG GUYS IE SUCKS SO MUCH HAS SO MANY ISSUES GET FIREFOX OR CHROME"
It's weird seeing stuff like this happen when the people operating the weapons aren't to blame. We get to blame the factories for this one!
We call that a "winning observation".
Well, there is no "we". Just me. But hopefully it will catch on!
Help me, Incognito Mode!
Dammit OP, now I'm just mad instead of laughing!
Hey, uh, dumb girl? Yeah, it's really easy to show that post of yours to the police about you lying about being raped. I sincerely hope this guy got justice, or at least hired another girl to punch her in the face.
Whether he succeeded or not, this still would be an entertaining GIF.
Cracked.com article about piracy: Cracked.com
It sure isn't as fun as it looks to be in Pirates of the Caribbean, that's for sure. More like you're the pirate extra who gets killed about two seconds after appearing on screen.
This happens to me with pretty much everything I own. "Where the **** is it? I had it when I didn't need it, but where is it now?"
I don't equate killing armed thugs who are trying to kill me to killing innocents, but that's just me.
Well, that's a given. Otherwise it would be like asking Jimi Hendrix to perform without a guitar. It would be pure insanity.
What we really need is a genius like Justin Bieber to help us understand such deep and meaningful lyrics.
I always forget that I'm not signed in, ****.
Anyways, no probs.
I wouldn't be afraid. I mean, the pencil can stab them with his head. Or he can draw all over the eraser heads so they leave big nasty smudges when they try to erase something.
Ah, the notorious "If it doesn't affect me personally, I don't care" mentality.
Oh really? Who are these people I have oh so incorrectly slighted? Please, let me know.
I just love this little bit of irony here: "What I think is what I think, if you don't like it then you don't like it." And yet you've insulted me for doing just that. I like the prequels, and I have some criticisms of all the movies, but you say I have bad taste and refer to me as "kid" for doing so? Don't be a hypocrite.
And once again, what accusations? Who are you even talking about? And of course, you couldn't miss an opportunity to whine about the prequels again. You're such an incredibly typical Star Wars fanboy.
Your opinions on this issue are unbelievably biased. Any problem that applies to both the prequels and originals suddenly turns into only a problem with the prequels. Because the originals are pretty much just perfect movies, of course.
"MY OPINIONS ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT MATTER" right? You represent most of the Star Wars fanboys I've met so far. Your response to my totally reasonable question of "How comes it's not okay for the prequels to have undeveloped characters but it's ignored in the originals?" Your answer: "Well, you're a kid so your opinion doesn't matter. And it's okay that they did it in the original trilogy because I personally think the characters are more interesting than the prequels, and my opinions are fact." You think anyone who likes something you don't like or criticizes something that you like has bad taste. You're an elitist douche, and a whiny fanboy, plain and simple.
Exccept for the fact that it's not like every single tree has birds that live in it. But besides that, yes, very true.
Even when I say "Hey, there's a ton of bland characters with no development in the original trilogy" you just ignore it and say "WELL THE PREQUELS HAVE THAT SO IT DOESN'T MATTER!" What the actual ****?
I'm not quite sure how these prove character development. You can tell Han Solo is a rogue the second you learn about him. The same thing with Darth Vader.
Anakin Skywalker - The formerly whiny kid turned strangely powerful badass.
But what does that say? The more prequel characters you say have no character development I could say about the original trilogy.
Admiral Ackbar - The "It's a trap!" guy?
Lando Calrissian - Han Solo's random friend who ***** him over, and then changes his mind.
Unless you're trying to say how these characters have been developed in the expanded universe, which I could say the same for the prequel characters. And as I said before, I find the expanded universe to be far superior to any of the movies.
Hm, I think I should retract my original statement. I feel like movies in general never really get character development too spot on, since they're constrained to maybe six hours or so when talking about a trilogy of movies. As opposed to a television show where you have 20 hours or more to develop a character. I'm just not really much of a movie person. I like Star Wars more because of the universe more than the movies themselves.
Anakin - Complains too much, even the other Jedi realize that, constantly **** talked by the Jedi council, becomes frustrated enough with them to turn to the Dark Side. He gets angry really easily, after his mother was killed by Tusken Raiders he killed every single one in the camp. He's kind of ****** up in the head, since he was willing to kill a bunch of children just because his new master told him to.
Alright, now an original trilogy character, go.
It's Potatoman, and he's much more scary than that lame Slenderman.
Well, at least in the character development sense it wouldn't be too far from the original trilogy.
Hm, a Christmas-themed ***********? Classy!
Nokia phone - what Dragon Skin is really made out of.
I have a feeling a lot of Star Wars "fans" are going to hate the movie no matter how it turns out. They're expecting it to suck so they'll say it does no matter what.
And I'm indifferent about Disney making it. I enjoy Pirates of the Caribbean, they aren't kids movies, so don't worry about it.
Looks cool, can't wait for it to be textured.
Looks great, can't wait for more info on the weapons and how they will work!
Swagfags aren't creepy, they're just idiots. There's a difference.
Then you probably got a really bad idea of what Americans act like by visiting there. Should have chosen another state!
I don't even have a phone anymore. And the one I had certainly wasn't nearly as nice as that one. And if I complained about my mom, it certainly wouldn't be for a ******* retarded *** reason like that!
Meanwhile, in Africa....
Unlike with everything else, girls aren't just objects. People who only care about looks are the scum of the Earth, no joke.
Yep, because until you've found you're soul mate it's all about looks. Thanks for being exactly the kind of ******* I mentioned previously. Saves me the time of coming up with an example.
Wow, I'm glad I'm not a shallow ******* of a guy as demonstrated in this comic.
What kind of douchebag just immediately thinks that giving mouth to mouth IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ******* PARK AND NEXT TO A POND WITH A CLEARLY WET GIRL must be pedophilia, no doubt about it? People in comics are the dumbest kind of people.
I want to see a teeny-bopper little girl buy MGS3 thinking it's one of those other horrid games, and the reaction she has after starting it up.
A better way: Go to the bank, withdraw $100 in $1 bills. Then roll it up, then you have some phat stacks o' cash my friend.
The funny thing is, if that last story had the genders reversed, nobody would think it's funny.
Ain't sexism just a strange thang?
On a lighter note....
Note sure if Russia is most badass country, or weirdest one.
I wonder if there's a hidden message that Google Chrome looks nice on the outside, but once you use it then you realize how impractical it is compared to other browsers. =)
The bathroom is actually a highly underrated location for photo sessions. Taking a picture of you taking a picture of yourself just doesn't work unless there's a bathroom in the background.
Lol too bad there weren't any Skyrim players besides me to get the reference here.
If only George Carlin had seen this before he died.
I doubt anyone will get the reference.
Yeah, it's totally Facebook's fault and not the guy who's looking at some random girl's tits on Chatroulette.
Kind of a dumb picture. I've stayed up past 4 AM many times.
That bird sounds like a real whiner. Bitching about being stuck in a cage while he stands on a perch and does nothing to try and escape =)
Haven't had this happen to me yet. Though there is one show I was obsessed with after I found it: Breaking Bad.
I seem to have more of a sad feeling when it happens, especially if it's a good finale. Example: M*A*S*H Episode Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen.
I think that female stereotype has been flipped around and now a bunch of dudes are obsessing about shoes.
You have to laugh at the logic of this statement. Your YouTube popularity is what determines the quality of your music. Dats dumb.
Meh, I bought all of them from CoD 4 to MW3. And before all the hardcore anti-CoD "peeps" come around to flame me, I enjoy the singleplayer and used to enjoy the multiplayer. I didn't waste my money on Black Ops 2 though, thankfully.
Lol, downvotes for liking cats more? Man, apparently dog fanboys are the most obnoxious kind! *waits to also get negative karma from dog fanboys*
That's strangely funny. Guess the priest didn't trust God to protect him, then?
Well, being burned for all eternity would probably burn your **** off anyways. Sounds like a pretty bad choice.
Well, you know you can trust him because he has a suave looking pencil mustache.
Even Morgan Freeman's awesomeness couldn't convince me to believe such nonsense, sorry Morgan. =(
Going back to the early days of slavery and gunning down a bunch of slavers with an assault rifle before they could shoot their puny muskets! Ah, but I can dream.....
Do we get to see a sequel, where he gets sued and fired?
Well, if you happen to be passing by and get ****** when you're in the picture, it almost sounds like you think you own the store or something.
Maybe they'll make a documentary about it.
Ah, it seems I was mistaken. You've gone with the "purchase new weapons at the start of each game and then lose them when it's over" system, correct? Well, that system I dislike just as much. Like I said before though, it's only a minor issue for me in a game like this.
I would like it if you could customize your weapons and whatnot instead of just finding them around the map, but that's just my preference and obviously not a flaw with the game. I'm downloading it and will be trying it out today.
Good point. Does that mean that random doors and computers and such are all females then, or just males that R2 is giving anal to?
He was obviously using beepboop code, duh. And a robot can't be a "he", "he" has no genitalia!
Well, looks like someone's a little grumpy!
It's pretty hard not to notice. They wouldn't paint anything that you're not supposed to look at.
Just a hunch.
Notice the feet on the ground under him. Either this is a terrible editing attempt, or he has extremely long lower-legs!
He's not only alive, but is also a black guy again! Must have reverted to his 80s self.
Probably was the doctor telling him if he had cancer or not. Guess it doesn't matter anymore.....
Alright, that's the second time in a row you've posted that picture. Let's move along now, sir.
That's why I take the actual escalator, rather than catching a ride on the hand-rail.
cuz it's actually da sequel to halo 4
Well, according to R2-D2, they're "boops" and "beeps".
Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch.
Do you want to explain to me where all the "boops" went? Everyone knows you can't have "beeps" without "boops". Guys, don't believe dis guy, he is a liar!
WAIT JUST A MINUTE PAL! What if it's a tub that doesn't have a drain? Maybe it's one of those old-timey ones. I'ma need security to escort this doctor to his padded cell.
Well with "To help a bear to escape from zoo" I would have to say to become a Russian, or the equivalent of.
Nah, he's gotta drink a Russian under the table.
Do you need any 3D modelers?
Could you use a 3D modeler to help out with the game? I don't require payment.
Er, guns aren't going to be permanently breakable are they? Realistically that doesn't really happen, since you can replace any broken parts with parts from an identical firearm.
I love it when people get butthurt over us furries.
"Bandits in the "package delivery quest" nerfed"
Thank you thank you thank you!
Damnit, way to ruin my stupid joke.
Are you going to make permadeath optional? I don't like it so I'm wondering. I'll be playing the game for sure if it is or isn't in the game at all.
This is going to give my PC a beating. xD
I feel the same way.
WUH 'CHU SAY MODUCKAH?!
And yet I still enjoy Xbox and PC more.
Meh, it's catchy. I'm not obsessed with it though.
Saw the one of him in front of the store on Facebook. Looks like the end of the intro sequence to a sitcom starring Picard (which I would totally watch).
That's funny, I thought you were in your forties or something until I checked your profile.
With DLCs it's $19.99, and I have literally zero dollars. Plus I already have it on console.
Besides, I was partially kidding. I don't really expect you to go up to Ron Perlman and ask him to do a voiceover.
PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN
I'll buy New Vegas for the PC if that happens.
Check out that old school computer monitor back there!
If only you guys could have gotten Ron Perlman, then the game would be an instant 10/10.
Well, the only people who can really get offended at my comment are people who hate gays. So I'm not being a Nazi about anything. =)
Do you even know what the word sexism means?
WHY THE MARIACHI BAND
I sincerely hope your kids turn out gay! =)
People still react this way to finding out their kids are gay? I didn't know they had rage comics in the 50s. xD
It's because CoD4 was released, and it's a really fun shooter. One of my favorites as far as multiplayer shooters goes. They just realized how much people liked it and kept remaking it over and over and over again for easy money.
Oh, please don't say that. Now I'm being overcome by feels.
I'm guessing most people didn't get the joke.
That's true. Do you know how easy it would be for all the soldiers in North Korea to overthrow their leaders? Extremely. But it will never happen, because they're brainwashed into doing whatever they're told.
Looks like a pretty obvious photoshop to me.
Back in his day, things were probably racist, sexist, and homophobic.
I think I'd rather take swagfags and crappy music over that **** any day.
I call dibs on playing as the cop from Die Hard.
If they ever make a Fallout game that takes place in Australia, it will definitely need to have giant spiders as enemies.
I'm not sure if it's more annoying that the guy is too dumb to get it, or that the other guy is chastising him for streaming movies.
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
What? No way, man. This is obviously a way to infinitely eat a bar of chocolate. Scientists just never thought about it that way, that's all.
The guy who types up these labels is just really uncertain about stuff.
Yeah, I know it's a bag of nuts and all but maybe it accidentally got filled with something else. So put "May contain nuts" just so they don't automatically expect there to be nuts in there.
Unexpected kind-of-racist joke at the end.
Damn that **** is sneaky.
Why is this still titled "**** yeah, idiots on Facebook!" I'm not seeing how anyone is being an idiot here.
Watch out guys, the person who can't be bothered to spell simple words correctly or use punctuation of any kind is throwing around the word "idiot". I think they might just be a genius.
The girl sounds like a bitch anyways. "DON'T COMMENT ON MY PUBLICLY VISIBLE STATUS JON, I ONLY WANT OPINIONS FROM PEOPLE THAT AGREE WITH ME."
This is useful for walking on railings.
If one of the heads of WB had been there, they probably would. Remember MERP?
If only the American school system weren't so ridiculous....
If only this person took a video. This would make a great GIF.
Maybe because you're from Spain. But in the US, at least where I life, they made it mandatory to learn it when you're younger. Which is pointless, because Cursive does nothing more than to make your writing look fancy, but hard to read.
I saw it on Dorkly.
Here's the artist: Sharpwriter.deviantart.com
And the original picture: Sharpwriter.deviantart.com
Worst pursuers ever. They were walking after him. I mean, come one.
I would say that this sucks when you're playing as medic, but I can't expect them to stand around with me and change their gameplay style because I'm healing them. If they don't want a medic, fine. Hope that rocket jump was worth it, lol.
That sniper definitely died a few seconds later. Nobody puts **** on Heavy's sandwich!
Definitely GTA in a nutshell.
If we're going to be posting Omegle conversations, I have a bunch of ones I thought were funny.
Only once a week?
Damn you, you stole my joke.
Your definition of history is all wrong. Everyone knows real history is Pawn Shops and restoring old crap to look new.
Sorry, but I find this picture to be pretty damn stupid. Facebook is for socializing, not productivity. I use YouTube to watch videos, not to be productive. Are you honestly telling me that everything has to be productive? Read this:
"Video games are idiotic, time-wasting, non-productive, time-stealing, and mind-dumbing."
You ever heard that from uptight people before? Yeah, it's equally stupid in this situation.
Money Bastard? That's "pimp", yo.
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
Man, that's hardcore. I wish that I could take really focused *****.
Er, maybe not.
And how do the religious folks get around this one? "Oh, he lets you have free will, so he can't stop someone from doing evil." Yeah, God just couldn't stop Adolf Hitler from killing millions of people because that would be messing with his free will, which is far more important than saving millions of lives. I mean, they probably all went to Heaven, right? -_-
Uh, modern games? Steam sells games from like 1997.
Probably just ran out of ***** to give.
Someone please tell me what this is from, I must know.
I've seen more of these pictures with girls doing this, actually. Does the virginity joke still apply? =)
Holy crap, teamwork? Such a rare thing in FPS games.
I ain't even that much of a cookie person, but I still prefer cookies over the ******* Christian "god".
Alright, whatever stupid thing he posted before I don't care about now.
As for the current comic: I never use companions so this really doesn't relate to me, lol.
Dats nasty, dats what it is yo.
I wonder, is it sharp enough to dismember a man?
(Insert Portal 2 reference here)
If a gay guy looks at this he'd just be like "Um, well yeah, I am. Your point?"
Wow, what an excellent rule! Imagine that in a real duel. "HEY! You can't stab him to death if your foot isn't in a certain place!" I think this just draws more attention to the fact that nobody seems to fight each other with real sword nowadays, which is a shame because it would be fun to watch a fight to the death between two guys who have to follow a million dumb fencing rules.
Fencing never appealed to me much. Especially when people used to do it in duels to the death. I mean, all you're really doing is showing off how good you are at following the rules of fencing. If you're simply trying to kill them instead of following some sort of fencing code, then you have the upper hand with no training at all.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
If you look closely at the reflection, both the girl and the blanket look completely different.
Six days later: "LOL THIS JOKE WILL BE SO FUNNY"
Meanwhile, while you're at the zoo:
I'd be best buds with all the tigers, so don't mess with me.
"HE'S A BRICK.......HOUSE!"
So.... Jesus has some badass tattoos then? Just take a look at that bicep! Pfft, he's loving all of that heroin you're shooting in there.
They're also easy to kill. Damaging the brain sufficiently is all you need. One runs at you? Stab him in the forehead, he's done. Really you would only need some minor armor to be practically invincible from zombies. You ever tried to bite through a recycling bin? It's near impossible for a human being. And they're everywhere. Imagine making some makeshift armor out of that stuff, and making makeshift gauntlets with it.
Low population areas probably. I doubt all the zombies in a town would stand around in one small area. You would kill a few as you found them wandering the streets and buildings, they probably wouldn't be incredibly dangerous in small numbers (even a heavy coat could be enough to prevent them from biting you), but you could eventually make an entire small town clear of zombies if you worked hard towards it. Killing twenty or so zombies a day, in a town with a population of 2,000, would take 200 days. And you wouldn't even need the entire town to be completely clear, just a large portion of it where it's not dangerous anymore.
A common misconception, gasoline and a working car would be really easy to find in the zombie apocalypse. It's not like the zombies managed to blow up everything, there's abandoned cars everywhere. With gas ready to be siphoned.
More like a Paranorman amount of obsession, not that weird.
Because the term "weirdo" should only be said about people who are weird in a negative way. "OMG he's obsessed with zombies" is not a good reason to call someone "weirdo". However, someone who worships Satan and dresses like a mixture of goth and emo cultures, is a weirdo.
Yes, that too.
The Russian robot should have just been an AK-47 for the torso with a bottle of Vodka for a head.
Wearing an Ushanka.
I think it's a theme that every comic on this page portrays my gender as a bunch of blithering idiots that scream "SECKS AND MUHNEY AND BEEEERRR!!!"
I guess that's flattering to some people. =)
****, I hate when this happens in Bethesda games. I'm enjoying the **** outta them so much that I forget to save. Luckily, I don't think I've lost THAT much time due to not saving.
A creepy girl who lives in a bunch of dayum toilets and is described as "hamless". That's not as much scary as it is weird and nasty.
Well, being in a real war is probably about as fun as being a camper.
That is, to say, not at all.
Then they'd have to change that blue brain to a trollface.
Yep, dogs are such bros when they manage to do the most stupid things imaginable, as this comic shows (most if it isn't even an exaggeration). Have a dog, you're more likely to have one that's incredibly stupid and obnoxious, have a cat (like I do) and I have no such problem. Obviously both kinds of pets can be good or bad, depending on which one you choose. I actually do want a dog, but I'd be pretty damn selective about it.
For a program named "Cleverbot", they sure are pretty damn stupid!
Obviously it's Vince, the ShamWow guy. Now that you have this little piece of information, I would like you to imagine Vince saying the words out loud that are on that piece of paper.
Masturbation and Cocaine I get, but Assassins? *Sees your avatar* Oh, I see.
Lol, negative Karma for pointing out that he's full of ****. Typical Moddb. =)
As you see, I've never used 9gag. But thanks for assuming, it makes an *** out of you and..... well, just you.
Damn, forgot about that "remove the other subject from the sentence and read it back" rule. Well, guess I'll just prepare for some well deserved negative karma!
The real reason: *Please don't kill my friend and I!
Have you met them in person or on the internet? I think even the dumbest people I've met aren't this stupid.
Whenever I see these "even a mentally retarded person wouldn't say that" questions from Yahoo! Answers, I refuse to believe people are that stupid. I have a feeling they're either really good, or really bad trolls. I've never met someone even remotely close to being that stupid and I have a feeling the human race would be declining a lot faster if these were real questions.
Reminds me of what they did with alternative energy to power cars. Better for the environment and the owner's bank account, but not good for the corporations? GET RID OF DAT ****!!!!!!
I'll play Nintendo games a couple times a year when I get really bored, but I'm more of an Elder Scrolls, Fallout, etc. person.
This article: the computer mouse will no longer exist because kids are too stupid to use them! (just forget about those millions of PC gamers that wouldn't even consider using a tablet instead of a mouse)
Forget that parasol ****, this is the REAL fashion accessory.
Probably out eating two of the exact same sandwich.
@Goober If Battlefield weren't published by EA, I'd call that a dumb assumption. As it is, I enjoy BF3 and am very much looking forward to BF4, but I'm afraid their "50% of the game content is paid DLC" virus will infect it. I'll wait and see.
Maybe I should write a book about all the weird dreams I have.
Since the only male model available is a soldier then I'm guessing it's part of the story that you were a former soldier? Otherwise it would see kind of out of place for you to play as a guy with a bunch of military gear.