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Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 11 2013, 12:06am replied:

cuz it's actually da sequel to halo 4

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Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:49pm replied:

Well, according to R2-D2, they're "boops" and "beeps".

+1 vote     media: Public Service Anouncement
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:33am says:

A better way: Go to the bank, withdraw $100 in $1 bills. Then roll it up, then you have some phat stacks o' cash my friend.

+1 vote     media: Good advice
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:25am says:

Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch.

+2 votes     media: Yup.
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:24am replied:

Do you want to explain to me where all the "boops" went? Everyone knows you can't have "beeps" without "boops". Guys, don't believe dis guy, he is a liar!

+3 votes     media: Public Service Anouncement
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:22am says:

The funny thing is, if that last story had the genders reversed, nobody would think it's funny.

Ain't sexism just a strange thang?

On a lighter note....

Note sure if Russia is most badass country, or weirdest one.

+2 votes     media: welcome to Russia
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:18am says:

WAIT JUST A MINUTE PAL! What if it's a tub that doesn't have a drain? Maybe it's one of those old-timey ones. I'ma need security to escort this doctor to his padded cell.

+7 votes     media: The bathtub test
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:15am replied:

I think I saw this film during my (fortunately) brief visit to fuckworld.

+1 vote     media: Futurama
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:12am says:

And what a surprise! This little shithead has an expensive phone from his mommy and daddy! Hey douchey kid's mom n' dad, you guys are ******* terrible parents!

+4 votes     media: watch out guys, we got a real OG over here
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 8 2013, 6:41am replied: +1 vote     media: cocaine
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 8 2013, 6:39am replied:

Obviously it's Vince, the ShamWow guy. Now that you have this little piece of information, I would like you to imagine Vince saying the words out loud that are on that piece of paper.

+1 vote     media: bread
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 8 2013, 6:37am replied: +1 vote     media: internet
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Aralvar Feb 8 2013, 6:09am replied:

Masturbation and Cocaine I get, but Assassins? *Sees your avatar* Oh, I see.

+7 votes     media: Today's schedule...
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 7 2013, 11:13pm replied:

So nyeh.

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Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 7 2013, 11:12pm replied:

Batman is just a rich guy who used his wealth to develop a bunch of cool gadgets for himself. And I don't see how Batman could possibly beat Superman without Kryptonite. With Superman's super strength, he could squash Batman's head like a Tomato.

+1 vote     media: batsy and spidey
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 7 2013, 10:10pm says:

What if his son was really good as well, and killed all the "hitmen" in the games he plays? Sounds like a cool setup for an action movie!

+2 votes     media: Assassins
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 7 2013, 10:08pm replied:

Lol, negative Karma for pointing out that he's full of ****. Typical Moddb. =)

0 votes     media: Grammar Nazi
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 7 2013, 10:08pm says:

Obviously about that recent story in the news. "Assassins masturbate to pictures of dogs on the internet while snorting cocaine!"

+12 votes     media: Today's schedule...
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 7 2013, 4:41am says:

I wonder if there's a hidden message that Google Chrome looks nice on the outside, but once you use it then you realize how impractical it is compared to other browsers. =)

+6 votes     media: internet
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 6 2013, 12:23pm replied:

Spiderman has actual superhuman powers. Spiderman wins.

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Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 5 2013, 11:23pm replied:

As you see, I've never used 9gag. But thanks for assuming, it makes an *** out of you and..... well, just you.

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Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 5 2013, 5:19am replied:

Damn, forgot about that "remove the other subject from the sentence and read it back" rule. Well, guess I'll just prepare for some well deserved negative karma!

+6 votes     media: Grammar Nazi
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 4 2013, 11:27pm replied:

No, you misunderstand me. The game is definitely worth playing after you unlocked everything, I play the game to, well, play it and not to just unlock stuff. Plus you need time to enjoy all the weapons you've unlocked! I'm just saying that when you have a very limited arsenal of weapons then the game gets stale QUICKER, that's all I'm saying.

+2 votes     game: War of Rights
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 4 2013, 11:21pm replied:

I've gotten only one of those friend requests, and I've been playing since 2011 (which isn't very long in the timespan of the game, but it has only happened to me once in like two years).

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Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 4 2013, 11:20pm says:

The real reason: *Please don't kill my friend and I!

+12 votes     media: Grammar Nazi
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 4 2013, 8:31am replied:

I hope you go with the "pay once and that's it" method. I can't imagine how microtransactions could ruin the game, that usually only works well with MMORPGs (and even then, that's rare). Depends on how well it turns out, you could probably (reasonably) charge $20-$30 or more.

+1 vote     game: War of Rights
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 4 2013, 8:27am replied:

If you want my opinion, I think you should have to unlock them. It keeps the game more interesting and if they're balanced correctly then it won't be a big deal that all the old players have all the guns unlocked. I don't feel that weapon attachments, besides a bayonet or one or two long range scopes, are necessary. Pretty much because I can't think of anything else that would realistically be found attached to a gun during the civil war. Really though, to make it more fun it might have to be slightly historically inaccurate. For example, what if your favorite gun was only used by Union soldiers but you have to play as the Confederacy? Anyways, looking forward to this game. I don't think anyone has done a Civil War multiplayer FPS game properly before. I'm not sure how much it will cost when it's released, but I'm considering it.

+1 vote     game: War of Rights
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 4 2013, 8:14am says:

I'm wondering where this TF2 "HATS!" joke comes from, actually. I mean, I know a lot of people like them but I've played quite a few games where nobody even says anything about them.

+7 votes     media: gaming
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 4 2013, 4:23am says:

Model looks great, textures could use improvement (not sure if they're supposed to be placeholders or not, sorry).

+2 votes     media: Springfield M1861
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 4 2013, 4:20am says:

I only have one question before I decide if this is actually awesome: will there be some degree of class customization? I don't mean some CoD-style REDDOTSCOPETACTICALKNIFELAUNCHER, just the kind of Rifle you want (maybe you could add some of those primitive sniper rifles with the long-*** scope on them), maybe your choice of revolver, a choice between a sabre or some other kind of melee weapon, and so on. Sorry, I'm just obsessed with customization I guess.

+1 vote     game: War of Rights
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