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Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 27 2014, 4:44pm replied:

Alright, I'll have to wait on buying this game then, sorry. Good luck on development though, I hope it turns out to my liking eventually. :)

+1 vote   article: Release 1 July 2014
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 26 2014, 6:42pm replied:

So, you have to start over every time you die then? I always thought that was a stupid feature in Project Zomboid when it's non-optional.

+1 vote   article: Release 1 July 2014
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 2 2014, 4:35am replied:

Alright, good luck. :)

+1 vote   article: Modular Construction is the Way to Go!
Aralvar
Aralvar Nov 2 2013, 12:54pm replied:

You also don't respawn in life, but I'm guessing you respawn in the game but without your gear. Anyways, the reason I'm not interested is because most games like this don't have multiple difficulty modes so I'm not counting on anything changing later. If this pops up in the news feed later I might check it out later. I'm not by any means saying the game will suck, just that I don't think it's the game for me.

0 votes   game: FLASH FIRE
Aralvar
Aralvar Nov 2 2013, 3:46am replied:

So none for multiplayer I'm guessing? Probably isn't the game for me.

+2 votes   game: FLASH FIRE
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 31 2013, 1:11pm says:

Do you happen to have multiple difficulty modes planned?

+2 votes   game: FLASH FIRE
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 14 2013, 9:46pm replied:

Nice, tracking.

+1 vote   game: Project Icarus
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 14 2013, 7:55pm says:

I want to know one thing before I decide to follow this game, will the game have CoD/Battlefield style weapon customization or will it be like Counter Strike's "buy a gun and start over next round" kind of thing? I prefer to have the weapon customization option in a first person shooter, please let me know what the case is here.

+2 votes   game: Project Icarus
Aralvar
Aralvar Aug 10 2013, 2:48pm says:

Pfft, VATS is for noobs.

Images.wikia.com

+5 votes   media: VATS anyone?
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 5 2013, 4:01pm replied:

You see, I said "Why the hell did you fight so hard for it?" not "AMERICA **** YEAH". Just a heads up!

+2 votes   media: American independence day and GB
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 5 2013, 1:10am says:

If it's good riddance, why the hell did you fight so hard for it?

Reactionface.info

+3 votes   media: American independence day and GB
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 5:57pm says:

Does he have to do Mime reloads or does he just have unlimited ammo?

+3 votes   media: have some stuff (GIF version)
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 5:33pm replied:

If you can't even spell a simple name like "Bieber", you're an idiot. It would be like if someone started saying "Adolf Hatlur". Just because the person sucks doesn't mean you get a free pass to look like an idiot when misspelling an extremely simple name. I swear people who still spell it like "Beiber" after how many years of him being disliked are even worse than he is.

Truth.

+1 vote   media: Superman
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:38am replied:

"No offense guys but we freakin deserve a new war or apocalypse to atleast exterminate the stupidity of this people or the inteligent one"

And I'm definitely sure that you would be saying the same thing if it actually happened.

+2 votes   media: other funnies
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:23am says:

Is it really so hard to spell his name right when you're making fun of him? This is just some unprofessional Bieber Bashing right here.

+2 votes   media: Superman
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:17am says:

So, I'm just going to assume that every car in Russia comes with a free dash cam.

+2 votes   media: Meanwhile in Russia.
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:10am says:

This particular model of weather stone also comes in a racist variety.

Dyrmdaily.com

+2 votes   media: moar funnies
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 22 2013, 7:08pm replied:

Yep, better than nothing. Show me an action packed game where you can do that totally unscripted.

+3 votes   media: Call of Duty's (BIG) New Feature
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 22 2013, 7:00pm says:

I don't pay attention to sports and what is this?

+1 vote   media: Oh, You Scored a Goal
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 12 2013, 6:30pm replied:

Because, you know, legendary Chinese fort builders would feel very accomplished after building something cool in Minecraft.

+6 votes   media: Asian architecture...
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 12 2013, 6:25pm says:

This guy would have been a Minecraft master.

+8 votes   media: Asian architecture...
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 11 2013, 3:57pm replied:

I wish I could "upvote" your comment more than once.

+5 votes   media: The Venus Project
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 11 2013, 2:01pm says:

There's replicators too, right?

+2 votes   media: The Venus Project
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 9 2013, 3:25pm says:

The schools administrators are pussies. You can't even bring a tiny ******* action figure gun, HOW THE **** WOULD THAT BE A REAL GUN? And you get in trouble for hitting someone in self defense!

Grow up you whining pansies.

+7 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 7 2013, 1:09pm says:

I hope you add a Mosin Nagant.

+3 votes   media: Weapons_1
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 2 2013, 11:20am says:

Further proving that Dubai just likes having excessive things.

+4 votes   media: Picture dump.
Aralvar
Aralvar May 30 2013, 10:34am says:

Yeah, all those trees that have wood growing on them.

Wait...

+2 votes   media: Random Pic Dump
Aralvar
Aralvar May 30 2013, 10:20am says:

Honestly, if you can provide for yourself and/or for a family, be as fat as you want. If you want to enjoy your life in such a way that doesn't negatively affect others (eating a lot of food), why should I care?

+1 vote   media: Random Pic Dump
Aralvar
Aralvar May 26 2013, 4:40am replied:

*Well

+1 vote   media: mystery solved!
Aralvar
Aralvar May 25 2013, 5:41pm says:

Erll, if you put the stones and the head proportional to the actual earth, he'd have an extremely tiny head and toes.

+4 votes   media: mystery solved!
Aralvar
Aralvar May 19 2013, 3:30pm says:

The second guy forgot to put on his mustache in a couple of pictures.

+1 vote   media: Great Advice
Aralvar
Aralvar May 19 2013, 3:20pm says:

If a game is good, you can see past the bugs (to an extent).

I have played Fallout 3 and New Vegas on the Xbox 360, they both work fine.

On the PC version of Fallout 3, though, it's ridiculous. Why don't they just release a damn patch for Windows 7 users?

+3 votes   media: Laugh
Aralvar
Aralvar May 11 2013, 10:19pm says:

There needs to be an app to prevent this.

"WARNING! You are about to send a personal photo to an unknown a-hole! Abort? [Yes] [No]"

+3 votes   media: ugly
Aralvar
Aralvar May 11 2013, 10:02pm says:

I honestly don't care what your religion says. If someone wants to get part of their ***** cut off as an adult, so be it. Parents making that decision for a baby is insane.

+9 votes   media: Circumcision
Aralvar
Aralvar May 8 2013, 10:26pm says:

I would love to see a gay couple wearing the "I think he's gay!" shirt with the arrows pointing at each other.

+6 votes   media: Best "product placement" ever
Aralvar
Aralvar May 8 2013, 10:25pm says:

I heard they're going to be doing a Breaking Bad themed episode, I must see it.

You know, if I didn't already miss it because I don't have cable. xD

+3 votes   media: Please adopt me...
Aralvar
Aralvar May 2 2013, 10:19am replied:

Oh damn, Trigun. What if there's a mutant Mantis Shrimp in Fallout 4 that's seven feet tall?

Say goodbye to Deathclaws and Cazadores being the most annoying enemies.

+6 votes   media: The mantis shrimp
Aralvar
Aralvar May 1 2013, 11:01pm says:

Unfortunately, I have New Vegas on Xbox and not PC. But I'll track this mod anyways.

+2 votes   article: [Fallout: Project Brazil] Probably Our Last Update Before Release
Aralvar
Aralvar May 1 2013, 10:38pm replied:

Doesn't everyone who isn't a hipster, hate hipsters?

+4 votes   media: Atheism
Aralvar
Aralvar May 1 2013, 7:53pm replied:

Weirdly enough, I've had more issues with Chrome than IE I think. I remember one time I couldn't connect to the Netflix website when I could with IE.

+2 votes   media: Atheism
Aralvar
Aralvar May 1 2013, 7:42pm replied:

Probably because IE doesn't suck that much. Seriously, I never really have any problems with using it. It's almost as if IE is like a PC and everything else is a MAC.

"OMG GUYS IE SUCKS SO MUCH HAS SO MANY ISSUES GET FIREFOX OR CHROME"

+3 votes   media: Atheism
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:38pm says:

It's weird seeing stuff like this happen when the people operating the weapons aren't to blame. We get to blame the factories for this one!

+1 vote   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:32pm says:

We call that a "winning observation".

Well, there is no "we". Just me. But hopefully it will catch on!

+1 vote   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:26pm replied:

Help me, Incognito Mode!

+1 vote   media: Watch Dogs
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:18pm replied:

Dammit OP, now I'm just mad instead of laughing!

+1 vote   media: Fuck yeah, idiots on Facebook!
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:17pm says:

Hey, uh, dumb girl? Yeah, it's really easy to show that post of yours to the police about you lying about being raped. I sincerely hope this guy got justice, or at least hired another girl to punch her in the face.

+2 votes   media: Fuck yeah, idiots on Facebook!
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 11:50pm says:

Whether he succeeded or not, this still would be an entertaining GIF.

+6 votes   media: at the car wash
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 9:14am says:

Cracked.com article about piracy: Cracked.com

It sure isn't as fun as it looks to be in Pirates of the Caribbean, that's for sure. More like you're the pirate extra who gets killed about two seconds after appearing on screen.

+2 votes   media: Pirate Truth
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 8:36am says:

This happens to me with pretty much everything I own. "Where the **** is it? I had it when I didn't need it, but where is it now?"

+4 votes   media: Romnus
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 19 2013, 8:08am says:

I don't equate killing armed thugs who are trying to kill me to killing innocents, but that's just me.

+5 votes   media: A good point
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 16 2013, 7:39am replied:

Well, that's a given. Otherwise it would be like asking Jimi Hendrix to perform without a guitar. It would be pure insanity.

+3 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 14 2013, 2:57pm replied:

What we really need is a genius like Justin Bieber to help us understand such deep and meaningful lyrics.

+6 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 14 2013, 5:17am replied:

I always forget that I'm not signed in, ****.

Anyways, no probs.

+3 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 14 2013, 2:51am says:

Definitely breadsticks.

+7 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 12 2013, 11:17pm says:

I wouldn't be afraid. I mean, the pencil can stab them with his head. Or he can draw all over the eraser heads so they leave big nasty smudges when they try to erase something.

+3 votes   media: wrong neighborhood
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 12 2013, 11:00pm replied:

Ah, the notorious "If it doesn't affect me personally, I don't care" mentality.

+4 votes   media: N Korea continues rhetoric
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 7 2013, 2:17pm replied:

Oh really? Who are these people I have oh so incorrectly slighted? Please, let me know.

I just love this little bit of irony here: "What I think is what I think, if you don't like it then you don't like it." And yet you've insulted me for doing just that. I like the prequels, and I have some criticisms of all the movies, but you say I have bad taste and refer to me as "kid" for doing so? Don't be a hypocrite.

And once again, what accusations? Who are you even talking about? And of course, you couldn't miss an opportunity to whine about the prequels again. You're such an incredibly typical Star Wars fanboy.

Your opinions on this issue are unbelievably biased. Any problem that applies to both the prequels and originals suddenly turns into only a problem with the prequels. Because the originals are pretty much just perfect movies, of course.

+1 vote   media: The New Star Wars Director
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 7 2013, 1:24pm replied:

"MY OPINIONS ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT MATTER" right? You represent most of the Star Wars fanboys I've met so far. Your response to my totally reasonable question of "How comes it's not okay for the prequels to have undeveloped characters but it's ignored in the originals?" Your answer: "Well, you're a kid so your opinion doesn't matter. And it's okay that they did it in the original trilogy because I personally think the characters are more interesting than the prequels, and my opinions are fact." You think anyone who likes something you don't like or criticizes something that you like has bad taste. You're an elitist douche, and a whiny fanboy, plain and simple.

+1 vote   media: The New Star Wars Director
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 7 2013, 8:38am says:

Exccept for the fact that it's not like every single tree has birds that live in it. But besides that, yes, very true.

+5 votes   media: where did I get the Description ?
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 7 2013, 8:02am replied:

Even when I say "Hey, there's a ton of bland characters with no development in the original trilogy" you just ignore it and say "WELL THE PREQUELS HAVE THAT SO IT DOESN'T MATTER!" What the actual ****?

+1 vote   media: The New Star Wars Director
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 6 2013, 9:26am replied:

I'm not quite sure how these prove character development. You can tell Han Solo is a rogue the second you learn about him. The same thing with Darth Vader.

Anakin Skywalker - The formerly whiny kid turned strangely powerful badass.

But what does that say? The more prequel characters you say have no character development I could say about the original trilogy.

Admiral Ackbar - The "It's a trap!" guy?
Lando Calrissian - Han Solo's random friend who ***** him over, and then changes his mind.

Unless you're trying to say how these characters have been developed in the expanded universe, which I could say the same for the prequel characters. And as I said before, I find the expanded universe to be far superior to any of the movies.

+1 vote   media: The New Star Wars Director
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 5 2013, 8:07am replied:

Hm, I think I should retract my original statement. I feel like movies in general never really get character development too spot on, since they're constrained to maybe six hours or so when talking about a trilogy of movies. As opposed to a television show where you have 20 hours or more to develop a character. I'm just not really much of a movie person. I like Star Wars more because of the universe more than the movies themselves.

+1 vote   media: The New Star Wars Director
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 5 2013, 6:06am replied:

Alrighty

Anakin - Complains too much, even the other Jedi realize that, constantly **** talked by the Jedi council, becomes frustrated enough with them to turn to the Dark Side. He gets angry really easily, after his mother was killed by Tusken Raiders he killed every single one in the camp. He's kind of ****** up in the head, since he was willing to kill a bunch of children just because his new master told him to.

Alright, now an original trilogy character, go.

+1 vote   media: The New Star Wars Director
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 4 2013, 8:25am replied:

It's Potatoman, and he's much more scary than that lame Slenderman.

+3 votes   media: Humans
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 3 2013, 7:44am replied:

Well, at least in the character development sense it wouldn't be too far from the original trilogy.

0 votes   media: The New Star Wars Director
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 20 2013, 6:00pm says:

Hm, a Christmas-themed ***********? Classy!

+7 votes   media: lights in the palm
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 20 2013, 6:09am says:

Nokia phone - what Dragon Skin is really made out of.

+4 votes   media: nokia
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 11 2013, 5:09pm says:

I have a feeling a lot of Star Wars "fans" are going to hate the movie no matter how it turns out. They're expecting it to suck so they'll say it does no matter what.

And I'm indifferent about Disney making it. I enjoy Pirates of the Caribbean, they aren't kids movies, so don't worry about it.

+1 vote   media: The New Star Wars Director
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 2 2013, 2:59am says:

Looks cool, can't wait for it to be textured.

+1 vote   media: Sharps Rifle M1859
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 28 2013, 11:06pm says:

Looks great, can't wait for more info on the weapons and how they will work!

+1 vote   media: East Woods WIP 1
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 28 2013, 11:05pm replied:

Swagfags aren't creepy, they're just idiots. There's a difference.

+1 vote   media: Bullies Bullying Bullies
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 27 2013, 6:57pm replied:

Then you probably got a really bad idea of what Americans act like by visiting there. Should have chosen another state!

+3 votes   media: How people see the world
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 25 2013, 12:56am says:

I don't even have a phone anymore. And the one I had certainly wasn't nearly as nice as that one. And if I complained about my mom, it certainly wouldn't be for a ******* retarded *** reason like that!

+3 votes   media: This generation
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 25 2013, 12:52am says:

Meanwhile, in Africa....

+1 vote   media: Milk man
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 20 2013, 2:12pm replied:

Unlike with everything else, girls aren't just objects. People who only care about looks are the scum of the Earth, no joke.

+2 votes   media: Men
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 19 2013, 4:58pm replied:

Yep, because until you've found you're soul mate it's all about looks. Thanks for being exactly the kind of ******* I mentioned previously. Saves me the time of coming up with an example.

+1 vote   media: Men
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 18 2013, 10:27pm says:

Wow, I'm glad I'm not a shallow ******* of a guy as demonstrated in this comic.

+6 votes   media: Men
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 9:56am says:

What kind of douchebag just immediately thinks that giving mouth to mouth IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ******* PARK AND NEXT TO A POND WITH A CLEARLY WET GIRL must be pedophilia, no doubt about it? People in comics are the dumbest kind of people.

+1 vote   media: Born from the ashes
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 12 2013, 5:40am says:

I want to see a teeny-bopper little girl buy MGS3 thinking it's one of those other horrid games, and the reaction she has after starting it up.

+6 votes   media: Games 4 Girls
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:33am says:

A better way: Go to the bank, withdraw $100 in $1 bills. Then roll it up, then you have some phat stacks o' cash my friend.

+1 vote   media: Good advice
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:22am says:

The funny thing is, if that last story had the genders reversed, nobody would think it's funny.

Ain't sexism just a strange thang?

On a lighter note....

Note sure if Russia is most badass country, or weirdest one.

+2 votes   media: welcome to Russia
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 7 2013, 4:41am says:

I wonder if there's a hidden message that Google Chrome looks nice on the outside, but once you use it then you realize how impractical it is compared to other browsers. =)

+6 votes   media: internet
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 6:47pm replied:

*MUGGLES

+6 votes   media: Sorcery
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 5:09am replied:

RAMIREZ!

+10 votes   media: LoL XD
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 6:51am says:

The bathroom is actually a highly underrated location for photo sessions. Taking a picture of you taking a picture of yourself just doesn't work unless there's a bathroom in the background.

+1 vote   media: Photography
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 6:20am says:

Lol too bad there weren't any Skyrim players besides me to get the reference here.

+1 vote   media: Character Creation
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 6:17am says:

If only George Carlin had seen this before he died.

I doubt anyone will get the reference.

+1 vote   media: Frogs without legs
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 2:18am replied:

*slain

+1 vote   media: streets of the 14th century
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 6:28pm replied:

Yeah, it's totally Facebook's fault and not the guy who's looking at some random girl's tits on Chatroulette.

I0.kym-cdn.com

+1 vote   media: Thats the right way to troll someone...
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 5:40pm says:

Kind of a dumb picture. I've stayed up past 4 AM many times.

+1 vote   media: 4 AM
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 5:16am says:

That bird sounds like a real whiner. Bitching about being stuck in a cage while he stands on a perch and does nothing to try and escape =)

+1 vote   media: Seems legit.
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 4:52am says:

Haven't had this happen to me yet. Though there is one show I was obsessed with after I found it: Breaking Bad.

+1 vote   media: That's so me! Jokes
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 4:50am says:

I seem to have more of a sad feeling when it happens, especially if it's a good finale. Example: M*A*S*H Episode Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen.

+1 vote   media: That's so me! Jokes
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 4:04am says:

I think that female stereotype has been flipped around and now a bunch of dudes are obsessing about shoes.

+1 vote   media: Nike
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 3:27am says:

You have to laugh at the logic of this statement. Your YouTube popularity is what determines the quality of your music. Dats dumb.

+1 vote   media: youtube fame
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 3:23am replied:

Meh, I bought all of them from CoD 4 to MW3. And before all the hardcore anti-CoD "peeps" come around to flame me, I enjoy the singleplayer and used to enjoy the multiplayer. I didn't waste my money on Black Ops 2 though, thankfully.

+1 vote   media: Boycott
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 9:53am replied:

Lol, downvotes for liking cats more? Man, apparently dog fanboys are the most obnoxious kind! *waits to also get negative karma from dog fanboys*

-1 votes   media: Dogs
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 9:46am replied:

That's strangely funny. Guess the priest didn't trust God to protect him, then?

+2 votes   media: The more you know
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 9:16am replied:

Well, being burned for all eternity would probably burn your **** off anyways. Sounds like a pretty bad choice.

+1 vote   media: True hell
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 9:14am says:

Well, you know you can trust him because he has a suave looking pencil mustache.

+4 votes   media: G.I Joe
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 9:13am says:

Even Morgan Freeman's awesomeness couldn't convince me to believe such nonsense, sorry Morgan. =(

+4 votes   media: Morgan Freeman
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 9:10am says:

Going back to the early days of slavery and gunning down a bunch of slavers with an assault rifle before they could shoot their puny muskets! Ah, but I can dream.....

0 votes   media: LOL?
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 9:09am says:

Do we get to see a sequel, where he gets sued and fired?

+1 vote   media: LOL?
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 9:04am replied:

Well, if you happen to be passing by and get ****** when you're in the picture, it almost sounds like you think you own the store or something.

+2 votes   media: LOL?
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 13 2013, 3:37am replied:

Maybe they'll make a documentary about it.

+1 vote   media: Public Service Anouncement
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 12 2013, 3:45pm replied:

Ah, it seems I was mistaken. You've gone with the "purchase new weapons at the start of each game and then lose them when it's over" system, correct? Well, that system I dislike just as much. Like I said before though, it's only a minor issue for me in a game like this.

+1 vote   mod: Fistful of Frags
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 12 2013, 2:36pm says:

I would like it if you could customize your weapons and whatnot instead of just finding them around the map, but that's just my preference and obviously not a flaw with the game. I'm downloading it and will be trying it out today.

+1 vote   mod: Fistful of Frags
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 12 2013, 2:30pm replied:

Good point. Does that mean that random doors and computers and such are all females then, or just males that R2 is giving anal to?

+1 vote   media: Public Service Anouncement
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 12 2013, 5:42am replied:

He was obviously using beepboop code, duh. And a robot can't be a "he", "he" has no genitalia!

+1 vote   media: Public Service Anouncement
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 12 2013, 5:41am says:

Well, looks like someone's a little grumpy!

+7 votes   media: LOL?
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 12 2013, 5:35am replied:

It's pretty hard not to notice. They wouldn't paint anything that you're not supposed to look at.

+2 votes   media: Jesus
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 11 2013, 12:16am replied:

Just a hunch.

+1 vote   media: Super heros
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 11 2013, 12:14am says:

Notice the feet on the ground under him. Either this is a terrible editing attempt, or he has extremely long lower-legs!

+5 votes   media: Jesus
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 11 2013, 12:11am replied:

He's not only alive, but is also a black guy again! Must have reverted to his 80s self.

+10 votes   media: Win
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 11 2013, 12:10am replied:

Probably was the doctor telling him if he had cancer or not. Guess it doesn't matter anymore.....

+2 votes   media: Dangerous cell phones
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 11 2013, 12:08am replied:

Alright, that's the second time in a row you've posted that picture. Let's move along now, sir.

+2 votes   media: Fails
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 11 2013, 12:07am replied:

That's why I take the actual escalator, rather than catching a ride on the hand-rail.

+5 votes   media: Fails
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 11 2013, 12:06am replied:

cuz it's actually da sequel to halo 4

+4 votes   media: Bear
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:49pm replied:

Well, according to R2-D2, they're "boops" and "beeps".

+1 vote   media: Public Service Anouncement
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:25am says:

Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch.

+2 votes   media: Yup.
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:24am replied:

Do you want to explain to me where all the "boops" went? Everyone knows you can't have "beeps" without "boops". Guys, don't believe dis guy, he is a liar!

+3 votes   media: Public Service Anouncement
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:18am says:

WAIT JUST A MINUTE PAL! What if it's a tub that doesn't have a drain? Maybe it's one of those old-timey ones. I'ma need security to escort this doctor to his padded cell.

+7 votes   media: The bathtub test
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 6 2014, 12:45pm replied:

Well with "To help a bear to escape from zoo" I would have to say to become a Russian, or the equivalent of.

+1 vote   media: Name*
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 6 2014, 12:34pm replied:

Nah, he's gotta drink a Russian under the table.

+1 vote   media: Name*
Aralvar
Aralvar Sep 19 2014, 1:57pm says:

Do you need any 3D modelers?

+1 vote   game: The Dead Among Us
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 1 2014, 10:37pm says:

Could you use a 3D modeler to help out with the game? I don't require payment.

+1 vote   article: Modular Construction is the Way to Go!
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 31 2013, 1:14pm says:

Er, guns aren't going to be permanently breakable are they? Realistically that doesn't really happen, since you can replace any broken parts with parts from an identical firearm.

+2 votes   game: Deadly Harvest
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 31 2013, 2:19am says:

I love it when people get butthurt over us furries.

+6 votes   media: Furries
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 25 2013, 12:50pm says:

"Bandits in the "package delivery quest" nerfed"

Thank you thank you thank you!

+2 votes   article: Dev Log #23: Expanding the Business; Balance Changes
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 19 2013, 2:33pm replied:

Damnit, way to ruin my stupid joke.

+1 vote   media: KA-50
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 18 2013, 5:54pm says:

KA50 KASATKA?!

METAL GEAR!

+1 vote   media: KA-50
Aralvar
Aralvar Aug 3 2013, 6:13pm says:

Are you going to make permadeath optional? I don't like it so I'm wondering. I'll be playing the game for sure if it is or isn't in the game at all.

+2 votes   article: Refocusing how you play
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 22 2013, 2:08pm says:

This is going to give my PC a beating. xD

+4 votes   media: Not a place for the night
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 9 2013, 3:00pm replied:

I feel the same way.

+4 votes   media: Russia!
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 7 2013, 12:21pm replied:

WUH 'CHU SAY MODUCKAH?!

+1 vote   media: new funnies
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:29am says:

And yet I still enjoy Xbox and PC more.

Static.giantbomb.com

+1 vote   media: Nintendo
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:24am replied:

Meh, it's catchy. I'm not obsessed with it though.

+1 vote   media: Dance
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:22am says:

Saw the one of him in front of the store on Facebook. Looks like the end of the intro sequence to a sitcom starring Picard (which I would totally watch).

+1 vote   media: Picard?
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 9:51am replied:

That's funny, I thought you were in your forties or something until I checked your profile.

+1 vote   media: my parents
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 23 2013, 11:42pm replied:

With DLCs it's $19.99, and I have literally zero dollars. Plus I already have it on console.

Besides, I was partially kidding. I don't really expect you to go up to Ron Perlman and ask him to do a voiceover.

+1 vote   media: OFFICIAL Fallout: Project Brazil Intro Video
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 23 2013, 5:32am replied:

HHHHHNNNNGGGGGGG

PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN

I'll buy New Vegas for the PC if that happens.

+1 vote   media: OFFICIAL Fallout: Project Brazil Intro Video
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 22 2013, 7:07pm replied:

*Arma 3

+5 votes   media: Call of Duty's (BIG) New Feature
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 22 2013, 7:06pm says:

WOAH


Check out that old school computer monitor back there!

+2 votes   media: Transformer Cigarette Pack
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 22 2013, 6:55pm says:

If only you guys could have gotten Ron Perlman, then the game would be an instant 10/10.

+3 votes   media: OFFICIAL Fallout: Project Brazil Intro Video
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 17 2013, 9:31am replied:

Well, the only people who can really get offended at my comment are people who hate gays. So I'm not being a Nazi about anything. =)

+1 vote   media: pics donated
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 17 2013, 7:25am replied:

Good point.

+11 votes   media: Have Some Funny gif
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 17 2013, 6:59am replied:

Do you even know what the word sexism means?

+5 votes   media: pics donated
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 17 2013, 4:49am says:

WHY THE MARIACHI BAND

+10 votes   media: Have Some Funny gif
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 16 2013, 11:58pm replied:

I sincerely hope your kids turn out gay! =)

+1 vote   media: pics donated
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 16 2013, 5:06pm says:

People still react this way to finding out their kids are gay? I didn't know they had rage comics in the 50s. xD

+9 votes   media: pics donated
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 14 2013, 3:52am replied:

It's because CoD4 was released, and it's a really fun shooter. One of my favorites as far as multiplayer shooters goes. They just realized how much people liked it and kept remaking it over and over and over again for easy money.

+1 vote   media: Call Of Duty: Ghosts - All Access Summary
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 12 2013, 6:08pm says:

Oh, please don't say that. Now I'm being overcome by feels.

+4 votes   media: aagh my funnybone!
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 6 2013, 12:22am says:

I'm guessing most people didn't get the joke.

+2 votes   media: Putin again
Aralvar
Aralvar May 27 2013, 4:19pm says:

That's true. Do you know how easy it would be for all the soldiers in North Korea to overthrow their leaders? Extremely. But it will never happen, because they're brainwashed into doing whatever they're told.

+6 votes   media: Obedience
Aralvar
Aralvar May 25 2013, 5:45pm replied:

Looks like a pretty obvious photoshop to me.

+2 votes   media: I don't even...
Aralvar
Aralvar May 25 2013, 5:42pm says:

Back in his day, things were probably racist, sexist, and homophobic.

I think I'd rather take swagfags and crappy music over that **** any day.

0 votes   media: back in the day
Aralvar
Aralvar May 25 2013, 1:06am says:

I call dibs on playing as the cop from Die Hard.

+2 votes   media: Laugh
Aralvar
Aralvar May 22 2013, 11:37pm says:

If they ever make a Fallout game that takes place in Australia, it will definitely need to have giant spiders as enemies.

+9 votes   media: Stralia
Aralvar
Aralvar May 22 2013, 11:23pm says:

I'm not sure if it's more annoying that the guy is too dumb to get it, or that the other guy is chastising him for streaming movies.

+5 votes   media: have some humour
Aralvar
Aralvar May 12 2013, 4:33pm replied:

SCIENCECEPTION

+1 vote   media: gangsta goose
Aralvar
Aralvar May 11 2013, 10:15pm says:

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?

|YES| |NO|

+1 vote   media: gangsta goose
Aralvar
Aralvar May 8 2013, 10:15pm replied:

What? No way, man. This is obviously a way to infinitely eat a bar of chocolate. Scientists just never thought about it that way, that's all.

+4 votes   media: How to get infinite chocolate
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 6:59pm replied:

The guy who types up these labels is just really uncertain about stuff.

Yeah, I know it's a bag of nuts and all but maybe it accidentally got filled with something else. So put "May contain nuts" just so they don't automatically expect there to be nuts in there.

+5 votes   media: Walnuts
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:36pm says:

Unexpected kind-of-racist joke at the end.

Damn that **** is sneaky.

+5 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:23pm says:

Why is this still titled "**** yeah, idiots on Facebook!" I'm not seeing how anyone is being an idiot here.

+2 votes   media: Fuck yeah, idiots on Facebook!
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:22pm says:

Watch out guys, the person who can't be bothered to spell simple words correctly or use punctuation of any kind is throwing around the word "idiot". I think they might just be a genius.

+2 votes   media: Fuck yeah, idiots on Facebook!
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:12pm says:

The girl sounds like a bitch anyways. "DON'T COMMENT ON MY PUBLICLY VISIBLE STATUS JON, I ONLY WANT OPINIONS FROM PEOPLE THAT AGREE WITH ME."

+1 vote   media: A FB post about weed
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:10pm says:

This is useful for walking on railings.

+1 vote   media: game logic
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 28 2013, 3:03am replied:

If one of the heads of WB had been there, they probably would. Remember MERP?

+4 votes   media: toilet
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 24 2013, 1:57am says:

If only the American school system weren't so ridiculous....

+4 votes   media: drop out of school
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 23 2013, 1:00am says:

If only this person took a video. This would make a great GIF.

+4 votes   media: GTA Boston
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 11:48pm replied:

Maybe because you're from Spain. But in the US, at least where I life, they made it mandatory to learn it when you're younger. Which is pointless, because Cursive does nothing more than to make your writing look fancy, but hard to read.

+1 vote   media: More
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 11:43pm replied: +10 votes   media: More
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 9:21am replied:

I saw it on Dorkly.

+1 vote   media: What your NOT seeing in Bioshock Infinite...
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 9:04am says:

Here's the artist: Sharpwriter.deviantart.com

And the original picture: Sharpwriter.deviantart.com

+3 votes   media: Lost piece of history
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 9:00am says:

Worst pursuers ever. They were walking after him. I mean, come one.

+3 votes   media: How to elude pursuers
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 8:56am says:

I would say that this sucks when you're playing as medic, but I can't expect them to stand around with me and change their gameplay style because I'm healing them. If they don't want a medic, fine. Hope that rocket jump was worth it, lol.

+1 vote   media: Romnus
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 19 2013, 7:56am says:

That sniper definitely died a few seconds later. Nobody puts **** on Heavy's sandwich!

+3 votes   media: Awkward Zombie
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 19 2013, 7:55am says: +1 vote   media: Awkward Zombie
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 17 2013, 7:13pm says:

Definitely GTA in a nutshell.

+15 votes   media: Dorkly
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 17 2013, 7:07pm says:

If we're going to be posting Omegle conversations, I have a bunch of ones I thought were funny.

+4 votes   media: in omegle
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 17 2013, 7:03pm says:

Only once a week?

+6 votes   media: height growth
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 14 2013, 2:58am replied:

Damn you, you stole my joke.

+9 votes   media: Windows media player
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 14 2013, 2:57am says:

Your definition of history is all wrong. Everyone knows real history is Pawn Shops and restoring old crap to look new.

+14 votes   media: Dr Evil
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 14 2013, 2:56am says:

Sorry, but I find this picture to be pretty damn stupid. Facebook is for socializing, not productivity. I use YouTube to watch videos, not to be productive. Are you honestly telling me that everything has to be productive? Read this:

"Video games are idiotic, time-wasting, non-productive, time-stealing, and mind-dumbing."

You ever heard that from uptight people before? Yeah, it's equally stupid in this situation.

+5 votes   media: You twitface
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 13 2013, 2:56pm says:

Money Bastard? That's "pimp", yo.

+7 votes   media: rapper name game
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 12 2013, 11:15pm replied:

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

+4 votes   media: Hungry Hippos
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 8 2013, 7:51pm says:

Man, that's hardcore. I wish that I could take really focused *****.

Er, maybe not.

+5 votes   media: no pants
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 8 2013, 2:38pm says:

And how do the religious folks get around this one? "Oh, he lets you have free will, so he can't stop someone from doing evil." Yeah, God just couldn't stop Adolf Hitler from killing millions of people because that would be messing with his free will, which is far more important than saving millions of lives. I mean, they probably all went to Heaven, right? -_-

+2 votes   media: God paradox
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 4 2013, 8:35am says:

Uh, modern games? Steam sells games from like 1997.

+4 votes   media: Modern Games
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 4 2013, 8:32am says:

Probably just ran out of ***** to give.

+4 votes   media: Cop of the Year - runner-up
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 4 2013, 8:31am says:

Someone please tell me what this is from, I must know.

+3 votes   media: poor battlefield 3... :L
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 4 2013, 8:24am says:

I've seen more of these pictures with girls doing this, actually. Does the virginity joke still apply? =)

+4 votes   media: virginity!
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 30 2013, 4:23am replied:

Holy crap, teamwork? Such a rare thing in FPS games.

+1 vote   media: 12lb Napoleon
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 28 2013, 12:08am says:

I ain't even that much of a cookie person, but I still prefer cookies over the ******* Christian "god".

+2 votes   media: God or Cookies
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 25 2013, 10:41pm says:

Alright, whatever stupid thing he posted before I don't care about now.

As for the current comic: I never use companions so this really doesn't relate to me, lol.

+2 votes   media: Dorkly
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 21 2013, 7:00pm says:

Dats nasty, dats what it is yo.

+2 votes   media: Modern Literature
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 21 2013, 6:51pm says:

I wonder, is it sharp enough to dismember a man?

+1 vote   media: Tomorrow...
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 20 2013, 5:57pm says:

(Insert Portal 2 reference here)

+5 votes   media: Lemons...
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 20 2013, 6:07am says:

If a gay guy looks at this he'd just be like "Um, well yeah, I am. Your point?"

+1 vote   media: Laugh
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 18 2013, 2:51am replied:

Wow, what an excellent rule! Imagine that in a real duel. "HEY! You can't stab him to death if your foot isn't in a certain place!" I think this just draws more attention to the fact that nobody seems to fight each other with real sword nowadays, which is a shame because it would be fun to watch a fight to the death between two guys who have to follow a million dumb fencing rules.

+2 votes   media: Un garde, gramps
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 16 2013, 5:07am says:

Fencing never appealed to me much. Especially when people used to do it in duels to the death. I mean, all you're really doing is showing off how good you are at following the rules of fencing. If you're simply trying to kill them instead of following some sort of fencing code, then you have the upper hand with no training at all.

+1 vote   media: Un garde, gramps
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 16 2013, 5:04am replied:

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

+2 votes   media: Look at what the bat found
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 16 2013, 5:03am says:

If you look closely at the reflection, both the girl and the blanket look completely different.

+3 votes   media: have some humour
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 12 2013, 10:39pm says:

Six days later: "LOL THIS JOKE WILL BE SO FUNNY"

+8 votes   media: Spaaace!
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 11 2013, 10:08am says:

Meanwhile, while you're at the zoo:

Pbase.com

I'd be best buds with all the tigers, so don't mess with me.

+1 vote   media: poem
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 11 2013, 10:06am says:

"HE'S A BRICK.......HOUSE!"

+2 votes   media: honey I'm home
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 6 2013, 12:33am says:

So.... Jesus has some badass tattoos then? Just take a look at that bicep! Pfft, he's loving all of that heroin you're shooting in there.

+1 vote   media: Silly Jesus
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 2 2013, 2:58am replied: +3 votes   media: Zombies
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 2 2013, 12:50am replied:

They're also easy to kill. Damaging the brain sufficiently is all you need. One runs at you? Stab him in the forehead, he's done. Really you would only need some minor armor to be practically invincible from zombies. You ever tried to bite through a recycling bin? It's near impossible for a human being. And they're everywhere. Imagine making some makeshift armor out of that stuff, and making makeshift gauntlets with it.

+1 vote   media: Zombies
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 1 2013, 10:06pm replied:

Low population areas probably. I doubt all the zombies in a town would stand around in one small area. You would kill a few as you found them wandering the streets and buildings, they probably wouldn't be incredibly dangerous in small numbers (even a heavy coat could be enough to prevent them from biting you), but you could eventually make an entire small town clear of zombies if you worked hard towards it. Killing twenty or so zombies a day, in a town with a population of 2,000, would take 200 days. And you wouldn't even need the entire town to be completely clear, just a large portion of it where it's not dangerous anymore.

+1 vote   media: Zombies
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 1 2013, 8:17pm replied:

A common misconception, gasoline and a working car would be really easy to find in the zombie apocalypse. It's not like the zombies managed to blow up everything, there's abandoned cars everywhere. With gas ready to be siphoned.

+2 votes   media: Zombies
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 28 2013, 11:03pm replied:

More like a Paranorman amount of obsession, not that weird.

+1 vote   media: Bullies Bullying Bullies
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 28 2013, 12:05am replied:

No problem.

+4 votes   media: Bullies Bullying Bullies
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 27 2013, 7:00pm replied:

Because the term "weirdo" should only be said about people who are weird in a negative way. "OMG he's obsessed with zombies" is not a good reason to call someone "weirdo". However, someone who worships Satan and dresses like a mixture of goth and emo cultures, is a weirdo.

THEMOREYOUKNOW

+4 votes   media: Bullies Bullying Bullies
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 27 2013, 6:56pm replied:

Yes, that too.

+5 votes   media: Various Country's Anime Robots [Polandball]
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 27 2013, 11:00am says:

The Russian robot should have just been an AK-47 for the torso with a bottle of Vodka for a head.

Wearing an Ushanka.

+8 votes   media: Various Country's Anime Robots [Polandball]
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 23 2013, 6:03pm says:

I think it's a theme that every comic on this page portrays my gender as a bunch of blithering idiots that scream "SECKS AND MUHNEY AND BEEEERRR!!!"

I guess that's flattering to some people. =)

+4 votes   media: A great store
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 23 2013, 5:58pm says:

****, I hate when this happens in Bethesda games. I'm enjoying the **** outta them so much that I forget to save. Luckily, I don't think I've lost THAT much time due to not saving.

+2 votes   media: Skyrim
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 21 2013, 1:00am says:

A creepy girl who lives in a bunch of dayum toilets and is described as "hamless". That's not as much scary as it is weird and nasty.

+5 votes   media: Yea right
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 15 2013, 3:54pm replied:

Well, being in a real war is probably about as fun as being a camper.

That is, to say, not at all.

+1 vote   media: call of duty is realistic ?
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 3:56pm replied:

Then they'd have to change that blue brain to a trollface.

+2 votes   media: cleverbot
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 3:55pm replied:

Yep, dogs are such bros when they manage to do the most stupid things imaginable, as this comic shows (most if it isn't even an exaggeration). Have a dog, you're more likely to have one that's incredibly stupid and obnoxious, have a cat (like I do) and I have no such problem. Obviously both kinds of pets can be good or bad, depending on which one you choose. I actually do want a dog, but I'd be pretty damn selective about it.

0 votes   media: Dogs
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 10:02am says:

For a program named "Cleverbot", they sure are pretty damn stupid!

+3 votes   media: cleverbot
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 8 2013, 6:39am replied:

Obviously it's Vince, the ShamWow guy. Now that you have this little piece of information, I would like you to imagine Vince saying the words out loud that are on that piece of paper.

+1 vote   media: bread
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 8 2013, 6:37am replied: +1 vote   media: internet
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 8 2013, 6:09am replied:

Masturbation and Cocaine I get, but Assassins? *Sees your avatar* Oh, I see.

+7 votes   media: Today's schedule...
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 7 2013, 10:08pm replied:

Lol, negative Karma for pointing out that he's full of ****. Typical Moddb. =)

0 votes   media: Grammar Nazi
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 5 2013, 11:23pm replied:

As you see, I've never used 9gag. But thanks for assuming, it makes an *** out of you and..... well, just you.

0 votes   media: Grammar Nazi
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 5 2013, 5:19am replied:

Damn, forgot about that "remove the other subject from the sentence and read it back" rule. Well, guess I'll just prepare for some well deserved negative karma!

+6 votes   media: Grammar Nazi
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 4 2013, 11:20pm says:

The real reason: *Please don't kill my friend and I!

+12 votes   media: Grammar Nazi
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 3 2013, 8:28pm replied:

Have you met them in person or on the internet? I think even the dumbest people I've met aren't this stupid.

+1 vote   media: stepping on an ant
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 6:53pm says:

Whenever I see these "even a mentally retarded person wouldn't say that" questions from Yahoo! Answers, I refuse to believe people are that stupid. I have a feeling they're either really good, or really bad trolls. I've never met someone even remotely close to being that stupid and I have a feeling the human race would be declining a lot faster if these were real questions.

+10 votes   media: stepping on an ant
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 6:45pm replied:

Reminds me of what they did with alternative energy to power cars. Better for the environment and the owner's bank account, but not good for the corporations? GET RID OF DAT ****!!!!!!

+6 votes   media: Sorcery
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 6:44pm says:

I'll play Nintendo games a couple times a year when I get really bored, but I'm more of an Elder Scrolls, Fallout, etc. person.

+6 votes   media: Mario
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 6:39pm replied:

This article: the computer mouse will no longer exist because kids are too stupid to use them! (just forget about those millions of PC gamers that wouldn't even consider using a tablet instead of a mouse)

+4 votes   article: No more mice?
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 6:43am replied:

Forget that parasol ****, this is the REAL fashion accessory.

+1 vote   media: Would you tell him?
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 2:14am replied:

Probably out eating two of the exact same sandwich.

+1 vote   media: Are you hungry now? :D
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 8:32pm replied:

@Goober If Battlefield weren't published by EA, I'd call that a dumb assumption. As it is, I enjoy BF3 and am very much looking forward to BF4, but I'm afraid their "50% of the game content is paid DLC" virus will infect it. I'll wait and see.

+1 vote   media: The new call of duty
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 5:34pm says:

Maybe I should write a book about all the weird dreams I have.

+1 vote   media: Dumbledore Has Spoken
Aralvar
Aralvar Dec 22 2012, 1:08pm says:

Since the only male model available is a soldier then I'm guessing it's part of the story that you were a former soldier? Otherwise it would see kind of out of place for you to play as a guy with a bunch of military gear.

+1 vote   media: Deadly Walkers: FPS Zombie Game
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