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Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 13 2014, 2:51am says:

Where's all the comments talking **** about the prequels? :P

+2 votes   media: it's working!
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 12 2014, 10:35pm replied:

Awesome! Sent you a private message. :)

+1 vote   game: OffGrid
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 6 2014, 12:40pm says:

Also, the gun needs to be a 1911. Just sayin'.

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 6 2014, 12:38pm says:

He looks like if the Fresh Prince wore footie pajamas.

+2 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Aralvar
Aralvar Sep 10 2014, 2:31am says:

So, since I'm fairly sure this would be a permadeath game, will there be customizable server options or no? Or is this an MMO? I say this because (as people who have seen my posts may know) I'm not a fan of peramdeath most of the time, though I do enjoy a good death penalty. So I'd really be looking forward to this game if there were server options that let you set the death penalty or at least set the starting gear (whether it be nothing, a can of food, or a firearm and some ammunition). I doubt this is a planned feature, though I like to ask these questions whenever a game like this comes around because I'd like to find a game like this that I enjoy. I also do 3D modeling so I like to look for games that I'd be interested in playing to work on. If there's nothing like what I stated planned and you're against the idea, that's fine, I won't be interested in this game if that's the case but I wish you the best of luck in development anyways. :)

+1 vote   game: OffGrid
Aralvar
Aralvar May 2 2014, 8:29am replied:

Cool, you're welcome! :D

+1 vote   article: Game Mechanics: Weapons
Aralvar
Aralvar May 1 2014, 3:34pm says:

Cool table, but the 20 Gauge and 12 Gauge damages are backwards, 12 Gauge should do more damage as it is more powerful in real life. Just a suggestion. :)

+1 vote   article: Game Mechanics: Weapons
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 6 2013, 10:23am says:

The definition of "true gamer" isn't limited to people who play the retro stuff. It's anyone who plays a variety of games. Someone who only plays shooters and RPGs is still a "true gamer". Someone who only plays Call of Duty is not.

+3 votes   media: All you gamers, stand up and Salute!
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 19 2013, 5:47am replied:

After finding out that a "4chan raid" is an actual thing, I have no intentions of using the site. xD

+1 vote   media: Online Communities
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 18 2013, 8:01am replied:

I don't say that as a huge supporter of Facebook. Just that Facebook seems to be the USSR of this picture and would probably have the weapons to destroy 4chan.

+6 votes   media: Online Communities
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 18 2013, 12:38am says:

Maybe mighty Facebook will nuke the island of 4chan.

+1 vote   media: Online Communities
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 15 2013, 8:18am says:

> AK-47 reliability is just "acceptable".

This seems to contradict everything I've ever heard about the AK-47.

+16 votes   media: JUST WHAT!
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 14 2013, 5:40pm replied:

Is that the scene where the guy dies and more blood than is in the human body shoots out of the pit?

+3 votes   media: Shitting brix - fountain edition
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 2 2013, 7:24pm says:

I just want to say that this is a character that this guy does, this isn't his real personality.

And I think everyone on Moddb can agree that video games are not the cause of violence in real life. I would like everyone who thinks that video games cause violence in real life to ask any random person who's played a ton of Grand Theft Auto, and killed thousands of innocent pedestrians, if they've ever wanted to do that in real life. I can almost guarantee you that they will say no.

+1 vote   media: RE: video game violence
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 2 2013, 11:28am says:

After reading that note, I think it's more likely that it's a foreign student who doesn't know that much English instead of a really dumb kid.

+6 votes   media: Picture dump.
Aralvar
Aralvar May 29 2013, 1:51pm says:

I think I'm the only guy who thinks these jokes got old a long time ago.

Not because they're offensive, I'm perfectly okay with this kind of humor (even if directed towards me). It's just not that funny, a mediocre joke.

+1 vote   media: Woman advice
Aralvar
Aralvar May 25 2013, 1:04am says:

These pirates probably are about as moral as the bandits from Borderlands, they don't care if their buddies die as long as they get paid.

As for the wind killing him, that seems like a logical conclusion to me.

+2 votes   media: Laugh
Aralvar
Aralvar May 19 2013, 3:35pm replied:

Weknowmemes.com******-old-guy-cartoons-240x180.jpg

+1 vote   media: Great Advice
Aralvar
Aralvar May 19 2013, 3:16pm says:

Normally making fun of fat people like that would be very mean.

In this situation, I find it perfectly acceptable.

+6 votes   media: Laugh
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:25pm says:

Pretty sure this guy is joking. How would you actually end up spilling stain remover on your shirt anyways? "I was applying stain remover to these grass stains when the bottle suddenly exploded"?

+1 vote   media: Fuck yeah, idiots on Facebook!
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 28 2013, 3:06am says:

I use it for following updates on subjects that I'm interested and occasionally interacting with friends. Sorry, you can tell me how cool Moddb is, but I like to have Facebook if I want to find out what's going on with the development of Survarium. Just to give an example.

+1 vote   media: facebook
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 24 2013, 1:52am replied:

Well, that wasn't in first person, and assassins would suck if they didn't use guns in these modern times. It's just that they shouldn't be your main focus for weaponry, then it wouldn't be fun.

Assassin's Creed V Intro: Running through the crown to assassinate a corrupt politician, gets gunned down by security.

+3 votes   media: Assassin's Creed \ Battlefield 4 mix
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 23 2013, 7:40am replied:

I know, I was kidding. It would be awful if Assassin's Creed turned into a first person shooter.

+3 votes   media: Assassin's Creed \ Battlefield 4 mix
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 23 2013, 12:59am replied:

Hey man, we have to see what the assassins are really like in modern times at some point.

+3 votes   media: Assassin's Creed \ Battlefield 4 mix
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 11:54pm says:

I hate how I'm busy being bothered by Photoshops that are too obvious, instead of enjoying the picture.

+3 votes   media: sign
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 9:08am says:

I've played neither, I have SimCity 4. No way I'm getting the new one, it sounds awful. EA screwing up what could have been a good game, as usual.

+5 votes   media: New Sim City Comparison Versus Old
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 8:43am says:

My exact feels after seeing Django Unchained.

+2 votes   media: Romnus
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 14 2013, 2:55pm replied:

Hey, Fox News IS fair and balanced! Your mind is just corrupted by communist socialist terrorist fascist racist muslim atheist Obama!

+2 votes   media: Dr Evil
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 12 2013, 10:56pm replied:

Yes, because you can't make jokes if you're an intellectual. I'm guessing you're a fan of the "stick-up-***" type of humor?

+2 votes   media: How it happened...
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 9 2013, 4:40pm replied:

That's not necessary. Though there should be dirty, scratched, etc. models for when it fits with the map. For example, if you're fighting in the Tatooine desert, dirty armor would make sense.

+5 votes   media: Storm Trooper WIP
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 7 2013, 8:16am says:

"Despite that obvious truth" okay, I'm going to have to stop you right there. That the most stupid and arrogant thing I've ever heard.

+4 votes   media: Peenut Buttah!
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 4 2013, 8:19am says:

This is going to sound stupid but....

If I had a set of Stormtrooper armor that looked just like the ones used in the original trilogy, I wouldn't dare deface it like this.

ULTRA NERD

+3 votes   media: Haters gonna hate
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 29 2013, 12:00am says:

I think I might have found my new TF2 spray.

+1 vote   media: Have some wallpapers
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 28 2013, 12:13am says:

YOU BASTARD

+6 votes   media: feeling cold?
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 24 2013, 7:38pm replied:

Everyone turns into the Fresh Prince when you randomly laugh in class. It's just one of those weird mysteries of the world that we'll never solve.

+1 vote   media: every time
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 11 2013, 10:09am says:

It means the site deleted your last 8 updates and is showing you which ones were deleted.

Yep, that's what happened.

+1 vote   media: -8 Beat That :P
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 2 2013, 10:30pm replied:

Well, I'm basing my opinion on the maximum amount of force that can be given by the human body. Human teeth would probably break before they could bite into metal or thick plastic.

(I dislike it because it's a buggy Arma 2 mod, an I'm not a fan of the permadeath system. Also, it's incredibly unrealistic when everyone kills each other like it's just a big deathmatch.)

+1 vote   media: Zombies
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 2 2013, 5:17am replied:

Actually, I think DayZ is a pretty mediocre game and I haven't played it in awhile. The reason I say that is because zombies are far less dangerous than people say they would be. Like I mentioned earlier, just some commonplace Recycling Bin plastic would be enough to make armor plating that near invincible to the zombie's bite. And even more so if I had a suit of riot gear, which could be found at the police station. Common household items could be made into a suit of armor that the zombies could do nothing to.

+1 vote   media: Zombies
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 1 2013, 10:10pm says:

In a world where you can find free guns, ammo, and melee weapon, and you get massacred by a ton of dumb beasts that can't even figure out how to open a door? I feel like a small portion of humanity would be smarter than that. It's not that hard to have a strategy, surviving the initial outbreak sounds like the hard part. After that, the only real threat should be from other ******* humans with guns.

+4 votes   media: Zombies
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 23 2013, 5:59pm says:

"Lol. You thought my *** was an artifact from some long lost civilization, didn't you?"

+5 votes   media: Cool ancient artifact
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 21 2013, 3:35pm replied:

Well, I know it was in the episode. I'm just wondering if that's where they got the idea from.

+3 votes   media: Win!
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 21 2013, 1:05am says:

I'm wondering four things.

1. Did they just rip this off of that episode of M*A*S*H.
2. Did they come up with this story on their own?
3. Is this a true story, but the marine got the idea from that M*A*S*H episode?
4. Is this a true story and the marine thought of it on his own?

I can't decide which one to think is true!!! It's so easy to lie about these stories on the internet.

+7 votes   media: Win!
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 18 2013, 3:37pm replied:

Well, you will be weak if you don't sleep.

+3 votes   media: The power of sugestion
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 9:09am says:

Do we get to see a sequel, where he gets sued and fired?

+1 vote   media: LOL?
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 6:37pm replied:

You are not yet a master of reference posting!

+4 votes   media: Cardboard Knight
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 12:02am says:

I have a box cutter. ( I also have expert box cutter wielder: Eurweb.com )

+4 votes   media: Cardboard Knight
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 30 2013, 11:18pm says:

Hey now, some of us get offended by this stuff. Have you no common decency?! Tell that bagel to put some damn clothes on and find a better career!

+5 votes   media: Redtube
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 6:48am says:

Sexist jokes: douchebaggery in it's humor form.

+1 vote   media: Wit
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 4:32am says:

*Bundy

YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!!

+1 vote   media: Al Bundy
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 2:47am replied:

Meh. When I saw that "no Jews" shovel advertisement I realized this dude is less of a cool troll and more of an *******. This prank = funny. That prank = being total **** on purpose.

+1 vote   media: weapon troll
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 2:09am replied:

What? Never heard of ground swirls? It's basically a whirlpool, but on the ground. Weird, I know.

+1 vote   media: The flashlight
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 7:20pm says:

Stupid hobby huh? Oh I don't know, finding a $500 gun whilst metal detecting makes the author of that message look ironically stupid.

+1 vote   media: Hobbies
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 6:33am replied:

You're right, taunting fanboyish morons with such statements is an unwise decision.

+1 vote   media: yep
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 17 2014, 3:58pm says:

I would love to see you guys release this map printed out like what they did with Elder Scrolls games, it'd look great on my wall. :)

+2 votes   media: The continent of Althas
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2014, 5:39pm says:

I really want to like this game, but with the full loot death penalty after a certain level I just can't. Good luck with your project!

+3 votes   game: Fantasy Realm Online
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 12 2014, 1:56am says:

I voted for it. :)

+1 vote   article: Frozen State on Greenlight
Aralvar
Aralvar Nov 4 2013, 7:48pm says:

So, using the same one from DayZ then?

+1 vote   media: Death Screen
Aralvar
Aralvar Nov 2 2013, 12:54pm replied:

You also don't respawn in life, but I'm guessing you respawn in the game but without your gear. Anyways, the reason I'm not interested is because most games like this don't have multiple difficulty modes so I'm not counting on anything changing later. If this pops up in the news feed later I might check it out later. I'm not by any means saying the game will suck, just that I don't think it's the game for me.

0 votes   game: FLASH FIRE
Aralvar
Aralvar Nov 2 2013, 3:46am replied:

So none for multiplayer I'm guessing? Probably isn't the game for me.

+2 votes   game: FLASH FIRE
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 31 2013, 1:14pm says:

Er, guns aren't going to be permanently breakable are they? Realistically that doesn't really happen, since you can replace any broken parts with parts from an identical firearm.

+2 votes   game: Deadly Harvest
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 31 2013, 1:11pm says:

Do you happen to have multiple difficulty modes planned?

+2 votes   game: FLASH FIRE
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 31 2013, 12:49pm says:

Will the game be open world?

+1 vote   game: Zer0 Hour : Nuclear Winter
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 31 2013, 12:46pm says:

So, I'm guessing since the game has levels it is not open world? That's unfortunate, but by no means implies that the game will be bad of course. Not sure if I'm interested in it though. It just seems like the kind of game that would be open world, but then again so does Metro (in my opinion).

+2 votes   game: Canalyst: Forgotten Paths
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 31 2013, 2:19am says:

I love it when people get butthurt over us furries.

+6 votes   media: Furries
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 29 2013, 12:06pm says:

This group exists for the same reason every group exists, to show you're a part of a community. A girl gamer and guy gamer group would be fine to, but a Gay gamer group makes even more sense seeing as (as Neme said) Homosexuality is still somewhat taboo and it makes sense to show your pride. Why the hell do you think people create LGBT groups in real life?

In short, you people are stupid. Go **** yourselves.

+1 vote   group: Gay (LGBT) Gamers
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 29 2013, 12:03pm replied:

>if you wanna make a group only for homosexuals
>It doesn't need to say "Gay" at title

What else would a group only for homosexuals say in the title? Moron.

+1 vote   group: Gay (LGBT) Gamers
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 29 2013, 12:01pm replied:

Really? How is a Walking Dead fan different from someone who dislikes The Walking Dead? Therefore, what is the point of that group?

*******.

+1 vote   group: Gay (LGBT) Gamers
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 27 2013, 5:59pm says:

Looks cool, if there are any servers without permadeath I will play for sure! Here's my critique of the video:

The gun model looks off to me, not just the color but the way it's shaped. It seems like it's too big. The raindrop splashes also seem too big, and I'm sure you already know about the camera going through walls being a problem. Other than that, looks great!

+2 votes   article: After Day update #1.5
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 25 2013, 12:50pm says:

"Bandits in the "package delivery quest" nerfed"

Thank you thank you thank you!

+2 votes   article: Dev Log #23: Expanding the Business; Balance Changes
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 24 2013, 10:04am replied:

Great! Can't wait for this game!

+1 vote   game: Last of Humanity
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 22 2013, 10:17pm says:

Cool idea! True it is just a linear shooter, but I haven't seen the post apocalyptic theme done (with the weapons to match) before with any multiplayer FPS game.

+1 vote   game: OverDose
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 22 2013, 5:46pm says:

So firearms are in the game, nice!

+1 vote   media: Keipr Onlin Character Concept
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 22 2013, 5:41pm says:

Great, can't wait for release!

+1 vote   media: Every building fully explorable inside.
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 21 2013, 10:38pm replied:

Not really, seeing as none of the Fallout games have that time-waste of a system. I guess I'll pass on this game then.

0 votes   game: Fallout Online Australia
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 19 2013, 2:36pm replied:

Sounds great! Tracking!

+1 vote   game: UndeadSolitude
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 19 2013, 2:33pm replied:

Damnit, way to ruin my stupid joke.

+1 vote   media: KA-50
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 18 2013, 7:38pm replied:

Unless you go with permadeath, which would be annoying considering that's not what I play Fallout 3 for but I guess it would be easier to program.......

I guess it won't matter since there's bound to be a few people who've modded the game either way for both permadeath and non-permadeath servers. I'd love to see a mediumcore death penalty server, where you lose everything but your equipped items on death. That's my ideal system. Then I at least still feel like my character is progressing with his gear but death is still meaningful.

0 votes   mod: Vault-Tec Multiplayer Mod
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 18 2013, 7:33pm says:

I wonder how inventory saving on death will work without saved games. Maybe your body just disappears or becomes an unlootable corpse? Probably should just disappear.

+2 votes   mod: Vault-Tec Multiplayer Mod
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 18 2013, 5:54pm says:

KA50 KASATKA?!

METAL GEAR!

+1 vote   media: KA-50
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 17 2013, 11:22pm says:

Meaningful death: I like the idea but I'm not a fan of complete permadeath. Will you give players the option to select what their death penalty will be (basically a difficulty selector)? I prefer losing everything but equipped items on death, or everything but your primary and secondary weapons. I only know of one game that has this, The Dead Linger, but I'm wondering if you guys were thinking of including these options as well?

+2 votes   game: Rebirth
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 17 2013, 11:14pm says:

What will the death penalty be in the game? Just wondering because I'm really not a fan of permadeath.

+1 vote   game: UndeadSolitude
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 17 2013, 1:27pm says:

I can't thank you guys enough for working on this project.

+76 votes   article: Vaultmp 0.1a snapshot "Gary 2" (release #9)
Aralvar
Aralvar Nov 5 2014, 5:31am says:

Glad you posted about Permadeath, I was wondering about that. I'm not a fan of it so I'm glad that you're planning multiple modes. Separate servers would be awesome, that way everyone can enjoy the game as hardcore or non-hardcore as they want. :)

+2 votes   article: Basic FAQs and November Update
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 16 2014, 4:02am says:

I'm still waiting for the save feature to be added so I can buy the game, lol. Looks like good work so far though.

+1 vote   article: Alpha 0.073 build 40 is out.
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 13 2014, 2:38am replied:

"Fifty thousand cars used to park here... now it's a ghost lot." - Captain Prius

+4 votes   media: Smile{dot}
Aralvar
Aralvar Sep 4 2014, 6:02am says:

Well, I'm not a permadeath fan so this game doesn't interest me at all but I'd like to ask something for other people's sake.

What sets this game apart from all the other bajillion survival games out there?

+1 vote   game: Must Survive
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 7 2014, 2:51am replied:

Thank you very much. :)

+1 vote   article: News Update #43: Letter to the Troops (D-Day Part 1/3)
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 6 2014, 1:21am says:

June 6th is my birthday as well.

+4 votes   article: News Update #43: Letter to the Troops (D-Day Part 1/3)
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 15 2013, 5:54pm says:

So, is the mod abandoned or still being worked on?

+1 vote   mod: Dystopia Mod
Aralvar
Aralvar Oct 14 2013, 9:10pm says:

Would you be interested in me joining your team as a modeler? I like to model firearms and other weapons. I Might still have a few pictures of one of the firearms I've modeled in the past, if you're interested. And yes, I know it would not be a paid job if you say yes.

+4 votes   member: BlackMoons
Aralvar
Aralvar Aug 16 2013, 1:08pm replied:

Thanks for posting the movie title. +1 Karma

+7 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 30 2013, 10:44pm says:

(FAKE)

+20 votes   media: Has science gone too far?
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 26 2013, 2:52pm says:

Sounds suspiciously close to Rock Island Armory, lol

Us.armscor.com

+1 vote   article: We have our own gun company! Well- sort of.
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 7 2013, 12:22pm says:

About as much as I paid for your mom.

HIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

+1 vote   media: new funnies
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 5 2013, 1:09am replied:

Good thing it's totally optional then. =)

+4 votes   media: My Sister Plays Video Games...
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 4 2013, 7:40am says:

Wow, these are pretty good. You might want to remove some of the markings though, you could get in trouble from Beretta, Kimber, etc.

+1 vote   media: Mac 10
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 5:55pm replied:

She also seriously looks a bit like 50 Cent.

+1 vote   media: edition 2 of funnies
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:41am replied:

You could smell him underwater?

+5 votes   media: have some stuff (GIF version)
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:35am replied:

NSA Scandal.

EDIT: Aw **** someone already answered.

+4 votes   media: other funnies
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:21am replied:

And then she realized that her son is not a seahorse.

+2 votes   media: "Mom... i gotta tell you something...."
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:08am replied:

I call ********.

+1 vote   media: moar funnies
Aralvar
Aralvar Jul 3 2013, 10:03am replied:

First comment to say it's funny always gets a ton of upvotes from people who don't want to say it again. xD

-1 votes   media: Poor fella.
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 18 2013, 7:59am replied:

Man, you must be a total firearms noob. Everyone knows that Baguette rounds aren't just normal Baguettes. They're specially made for French cannons. Kind of like those really weird calibers for French rifles.

+5 votes   media: French Warfare
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 17 2013, 7:27am says:

Yeah, I have one of those French Cannons as well. It's mostly a decorative piece, since ammo is so expensive nowadays. Baguette rounds are like $5 a round, and you can only find them online where there's a huge waiting list. **** that.

+15 votes   media: French Warfare
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 14 2013, 3:50am says:

The usage of the word "learned" seems to imply that you've learned something useful, the same cannot be said about Jesus.

+1 vote   media: Heh
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 10 2013, 2:58am says:

Cool, they can go to that college where everything has an unnecessary gold plating.

+17 votes   media: Greatest Student
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 9 2013, 3:27pm replied:

Yep, there it is.

+7 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 9 2013, 3:26pm replied:

Here it comes....

+7 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 8 2013, 2:31am replied:

He looks more like a facebeard, actually.

+1 vote   media: Beliebers
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 2 2013, 7:15pm replied:

Ah, so Moddb is the equivalent of an uptight parent. I get it now. It'll let me type profanity into my comment and view it in pictures, but it won't let me see the text on the screen.

Sure makes sense to me, thanks.

+1 vote   media: Picture dump.
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 2 2013, 11:30am replied:

I think I need to figure out if there's a way to turn off the word censor on this site, this is getting annoying.

+1 vote   media: Picture dump.
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 2 2013, 11:13am replied:

But that New Vegas joke was so seemingly random but yet very fitting. I guess they're equal then.

+3 votes   media: Now thats the epitone of manlyness
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 1 2013, 3:33pm replied:

Not sure if Salsa's comment is better, or Walrus's......

+7 votes   media: Now thats the epitone of manlyness
Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 1 2013, 3:30pm replied:

Maybe that's a random thing to include to try to make the joke better, if that is their intention?

+1 vote   media: Random Pic Dump
Aralvar
Aralvar May 30 2013, 10:32am replied:

Maybe the joke is more funny when it is done well?

+6 votes   media: Random Pic Dump
Aralvar
Aralvar May 30 2013, 10:31am replied:

>PrtScn
>MS Paint

+4 votes   media: Random Pic Dump
Aralvar
Aralvar May 29 2013, 1:57pm replied:

I'ma just hang out down here, in case it turns into a gay line.

+1 vote   media: Woman advice
Aralvar
Aralvar May 28 2013, 9:03am replied:

Alright, thanks.

+2 votes   article: Update 10 "The broadcast from hell"
Aralvar
Aralvar May 28 2013, 6:47am says:

"Another crucial changes are dividing the game into three, relatively large, episodes and adding multiplayer in later builds."

Does this mean the game is going to be level based and "nonlinear", or is that just for the alpha version?

+2 votes   article: Update 10 "The broadcast from hell"
Aralvar
Aralvar May 25 2013, 5:40pm says:

Moments later, he found out he has Acid Reflux disease.

**** you voodoo poster.

+10 votes   media: like him
Aralvar
Aralvar May 25 2013, 5:37pm replied:

The artist should have sneakily changed it to a blaster, lol.

+9 votes   media: have some humour
Aralvar
Aralvar May 25 2013, 12:01am replied:

I've know he's said some bigoted stuff about homosexuals.

"Gay marriage is "an anthropological step backward. If there's a private union, then third parties and society aren't affected. But if they're granted marriage rights and can adopt, there could be children affected. Every person needs a masculine father and a feminine mother to help them settle their identity.""

Which may be excusable for some people, but the fact that he's okay with Atheists doesn't cut it for me.

+1 vote   media: Pope Francis on Atheists
Aralvar
Aralvar May 24 2013, 4:20am replied:

Are you kidding me? This is hot as ****.

It probably gives you some magic ability to play Half Life 3 in your dreams.

+12 votes   media: More
Aralvar
Aralvar May 24 2013, 4:16am replied:

I could probably find some Rule 34 stuff.

+8 votes   media: Laugh
Aralvar
Aralvar May 24 2013, 4:15am replied:

The moral is that Ice King is awesome.

What, that's not a moral?

+7 votes   media: We will all go together
Aralvar
Aralvar May 24 2013, 4:12am replied:

Which is too bad, now there's no fun running joke about him. We just have to label him as the usual bigoted douche.

+1 vote   media: Pope Francis on Atheists
Aralvar
Aralvar May 20 2013, 10:30pm replied:

It also matters if you're gay, straight, or bisexual. xD

+8 votes   media: Have some funny stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar May 19 2013, 5:27pm says:

ARE DEEZ BEETZ BY DOK DRE?

+16 votes   media: Well I am sorry for posting tons at once, but...
Aralvar
Aralvar May 19 2013, 5:27pm says:

Yet another benefit of having a huge beard.

+21 votes   media: Well I am sorry for posting tons at once, but...
Aralvar
Aralvar May 19 2013, 3:26pm replied:

Stereotypes from the 50s, I think.

+4 votes   media: Laugh
Aralvar
Aralvar May 18 2013, 7:30am says:

Is it wrong that I simply cannot wait until carrying your pants in a little red wagon is a fashion trend?

+18 votes   media: evolution of pants
Aralvar
Aralvar May 8 2013, 10:20pm replied:

Hey, since I actually do live in Idaho, I am required to get offended when you besmirch the name of any politicians from this state. It's because having an immense amount of pride in the piece of land you live on makes sense.

YOU BITCH DON'T TALK **** BOUT LARRY CRAIG!

+3 votes   media: Bugs Bunny
Aralvar
Aralvar May 3 2013, 4:32pm says:

This is most excellent.

+27 votes   media: Putin
Aralvar
Aralvar May 3 2013, 4:31pm says:

Also, those stairs look like they're made out of what is the equivalent of Graham Crackers. I don't think I'd want to use them, even if they were placed properly.

+9 votes   media: genius
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 11:26pm replied:

Then that means he can't possibly deny me calling him an idiot then, right?

+2 votes   media: Instant Karma
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 7:44pm replied:

I'm completely baffled as to why MattmanDude would post that particular song. Hmmm....

+3 votes   media: Spidey
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 7:04pm replied:

@jokamo It's because IC-OSIK is ironically idiotic and assumes that only people in other countries do stupid things.

+3 votes   media: Instant Karma
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:35pm replied:

Obviously a bunch of ones being fired in a row, like in the good ol' days of nonexistent battle tactics.

+4 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 30 2013, 5:00pm replied:

I'm not going to lie, believing that typing the word "Eat" will suddenly turn the picture into a GIF is nowhere near the most ridiculous thing people will believe. It only takes like a second to type "Eat" anyways. I wouldn't be surprised unless it said "Type the entire Declaration of Independence with no errors and see what happens!"

+4 votes   media: idiots
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 28 2013, 3:02am replied:

*silly scroll

+1 vote   media: 4 silly books...
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 28 2013, 2:58am replied:

No, because I don't believe that at all. If you're an evil jackass, the fact that you think you're doing right doesn't change it for me. If that's the standard we're using, then evil almost doesn't exist in the world. Racists who lynched random black men back in the day wouldn't be considered evil, Osama Bin laden isn't evil, and the guys who tortured people with unbelievably cruel devices for being suspected heretics aren't evil.

+3 votes   media: Unfair double standard
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 23 2013, 12:57am replied:

Perhaps this is really concept art for S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2? One of the new mutant types!

+4 votes   media: for the whole year
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 23 2013, 12:56am replied:

Of course, Apple is the only large corporation that hipsters consider to be acceptable to purchase from.

+5 votes   media: designing
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 21 2013, 2:48pm replied:

We average intelligence folk take great pride in at least being smarter than idiots like the guy in this picture.

+5 votes   media: Internet was still dumb back then too
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 9:06am replied:

Not really. Believe it or not, but I have heard at least two mainstream artists I like.

+2 votes   media: Music these days...
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 9:01am replied:

I sixth this.

+1 vote   media: poker face
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 8:52am says:

I need one of these for the Ice King now.

+2 votes   media: Romnus
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 8:48am replied:

For me, TV = TV shows I watch on the internet. The only reason to watch something on TV is if you want to see it right away or just to be a part of the huge group of people that is watching X show. Which currently doesn't seem worth it for the price of cable.

+1 vote   media: Romnus
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 8:41am replied:

*winner

+3 votes   media: Romnus
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 8:40am replied:

NAW MAN TROLLING IS AN ART FORM LOL

Yeah, it's pretty ******* stupid. But this is something more.

+3 votes   media: Romnus
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 20 2013, 8:37am replied:

Here you go: Youtube.com

+2 votes   media: Romnus
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 19 2013, 8:48pm replied:

It's definitely Skyrim.

+1 vote   media: Skyrim
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 19 2013, 8:01am replied:

It's Fallout New Vegas. You can equip your followers' clothes. Including any ridiculous and/or unfitting outfits you may find in your travels.

+2 votes   media: More
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 19 2013, 7:57am says:

Lol, definitely Lol.

+3 votes   media: Awkward Zombie
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 17 2013, 7:09pm says:

"Save image as..."

I love this series. Though I'm pretty sure this is how people would feel if it happened in real life, where one death means you're.... dead.

+8 votes   media: Dorkly
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 17 2013, 6:54pm replied:

Yeah, but I said "taken as seriously as" not "considered as good as". The Bible sucks even as a book of myths. It's full of mediocre stories, bigotry, and insanely stupid beliefs that include killing people for the dumbest of reasons.

+2 votes   media: Religion
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 15 2013, 6:45pm replied:

I share the feels.

+3 votes   media: Yup...
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 15 2013, 6:42pm replied:

Sarcasm is the correct usage of the meme, yes.

+2 votes   media: badass
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 13 2013, 2:54pm replied:

Because a lot of them don't want equality, they want women superiority. That's not all feminists of course, but a great number of them it seems. In fact, I don't think I've really heard anyone speaking out for "true equality". You don't really seem to see a lot of people that think that men should be able to hit women in the same situations where they would hit a man, do you? I'm not necessarily saying I support that, but "equality" is a term I think is used very loosely here.

+6 votes   media: have some stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 13 2013, 12:44am replied:

I can't wait until my ghost will be able to see The Bible taken about as seriously as a book of Ancient Greek myths, to be honest.

+3 votes   media: Religion
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 12 2013, 10:59pm says:

I can't wait until The Bible is taken about as seriously as a book of Ancient Greek myths, to be honest.

+5 votes   media: Religion
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 12 2013, 10:58pm says:

That one guy who still believes Greek mythology to be true: "HA! Told you so!"

+7 votes   media: Wouldn't this be Funny...
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 10 2013, 10:57am replied:

Lol, the ferret's face doesn't even look like a poodle.

Though to be honest, I think poodles are lame. I'd rather have a ferret.

+11 votes   media: puppies?
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 10 2013, 10:55am replied:

I think it might be because in the picture, they're all wearing the same thing, they all have a similar skin tone, most of them look to be about the same age, and they're all clean shaven and have the same haircut. It's the same when you look at North Korea's army. It's not because Asians all look the same, it's because they seem to be set up to all look the same by their "dear leader".

+5 votes   media: all men are the same
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 10 2013, 10:52am buried:

(buried)

Your stupid and have bad grammer.

http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/thumb/2/2d/Trollface_HD.png/618px-Trollface_HD.png

-6 votes   media: phail
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 9 2013, 1:04am replied:

If a guy listens to it, does he get big fat man boobs or does he just get really buff pectorals?

+10 votes   media: I'll just let you determine what's wrong
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 8 2013, 7:47pm replied:

No, this isn't mean. This is great. If it were mean and unnecessary, he would be saying something like "You're ******* stupid for believing that ****. I should rip that damn thing off your neck...." and so on. But this, no, this is great.

+3 votes   media: A Lesson of you guys
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 7 2013, 1:52pm replied:

Uh huh, sure.

+12 votes   media: The mother of dragons
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 7 2013, 8:39am says:

"GUHHH THANKS OBAMA!"

+13 votes   media: too late
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 4 2013, 8:23am replied:

Or we wanted to get the full effect of showing off how incredibly huge that camera is.

+4 votes   media: special kind
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 4 2013, 8:16am replied:

Why is it okay for a woman to hit a man, but yet he can't hit back? Dat reverse sexism

0 votes   media: Have some funny pictures
Aralvar
Aralvar Apr 3 2013, 7:40am replied:

Meh, they're only around 40 hours long. After playing Bethesda RPGs, I like my RPGs to be about twice that length lol. Not saying they're bad games, but that doesn't interest me right now.

+1 vote   media: Obi-Wan Expresses his feelings for Episode VII
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 28 2013, 12:10am replied:

The joke is that the photoshopping here is unbelievably awful, and it apparently was done by someone who was trying to be serious about it.

+3 votes   media: RIP Photoshop
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 28 2013, 12:09am replied:

The church didn't seem to realize it until 400 years later.

+7 votes   media: How he religious treat science
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 28 2013, 12:06am says:

WHY MUST YOU TEASE US THIS WAY

+1 vote   media: Fields at Burnside Bridge
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 28 2013, 12:06am says:

Nice, especially for a game made in Unity.

+2 votes   media: Character customization
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 24 2013, 7:32pm replied:

Maybe if DICE somehow dropped EA as a publisher and then made it? Ah, I can dream can't I?

It's not like LucasArts is the only company that can make a good Star Wars Battlefront game (which is the only Star Wars game I really care about until they make one as an RPG). Like I said, it would be awesome if DICE could make it and without EA's greedy hands all over it.

+3 votes   media: Obi-Wan Expresses his feelings for Episode VII
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 23 2013, 5:51am replied:

A kilobyte of a kilobyte per second, of course.

+6 votes   media: steam
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 22 2013, 12:59am replied:

What do you mean chill out? All I'm saying is you must have been around some awful cats to have such an incorrect view of them.

+1 vote   media: Cats are evil...
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 21 2013, 7:11pm replied:

Not true, in fact you're doing the same thing you're accusing me of. You got fucktarded cats, I didn't.

+1 vote   media: Cats are evil...
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 21 2013, 7:07pm replied:

Google translated message made into a word jumble of course.

+3 votes   media: Very bad dvd box translation...
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 21 2013, 7:05pm replied:

1/10, no monocle or twirly mustache.

+4 votes   media: ssssssssplendid
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 21 2013, 7:02pm says:

Oh come on, you're really saying you don't give a **** about Episode VII? It's by a new director and might be really cool, so Star Wars fanboys have something to do besides complain about the prequels!

+4 votes   media: Obi-Wan Expresses his feelings for Episode VII
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 21 2013, 6:54pm replied:

You're right, dogs are better. I'd rather hear barking until by ears explode or have it jump on my face while I'm exercising!

+2 votes   media: Cats are evil...
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 21 2013, 6:45pm replied:

Yes, indeed, quite.

+1 vote   media: Motion Control Gaming...
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 21 2013, 6:44pm replied:

Masturbation Simulator 2015?

+4 votes   media: Motion Control Gaming...
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 21 2013, 6:43pm replied:

God damnit, I hate when I forget to sign in.

+5 votes   media: Someday...
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 20 2013, 6:10am says:

Man, if only the future was actually going to be like this.

+7 votes   media: Someday...
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 20 2013, 6:07am says:

It's just a poorly written warning message. It's supposed to say "Don't die, open from inside only."

+3 votes   media: Laugh
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 20 2013, 6:05am says:

Uh, you do realize that most of the people in this group don't understand that language, correct?

+7 votes   media: Laugh
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 18 2013, 5:56pm replied:

Besides the grammar fail, yes.

+5 votes   media: Another fine day on YouTube
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 18 2013, 5:55pm replied:

Also, you seem to be forgetting that I'm not saying they're superb movies or that they're superior to the originals. I'm just saying that saying they add nothing good to the series that would warrant them being made, and refusing to admit any of the flaws in the originals, is a huge double standard and is far too common among Star Wars "fans".

+1 vote   media: The New Star Wars Director
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 18 2013, 5:52pm replied:

5. This is the same thing I've heard from every other Star Wars fan. Saying general statements with no examples isn't going to convince me that you're right. It's like if I said "The rebels were incredibly stupid in the original trilogy", wouldn't I need an example or two to back that up?
6. I'm wondering if you read my statement correctly. I wasn't defending the way they "developed" Darth Maul, it's that the series is full of characters that have no story and come out of nowhere. This is another example of when people want to talk **** about the prequels while admitting no faults with the original trilogy for the same reasons. That's a double standard.

Also, I'm the Guest. Forgot to sign in, ****....

+1 vote   media: The New Star Wars Director
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 18 2013, 4:33am replied:

(Part 2)

I think the overzealous hatred he gets over the internet by whiny fanboys is more than enough to counter the occasional praise-giver or people who lack a **** to give.

I really can't fathom this logic. "Hey, let's take a page out of the book of science fiction and use aliens as a plot device. That way it can be kind of realistic while still being classically unrealistic." "NO **** THAT, every plot device needs to be extremely silly and be completely based in the supernatural!"
Which sounds strange to me for yet another reason. Isn't that what the Pirates of the Caribbean movies tried to do, being all about adventure and unrealistic plot devices that were based in the supernatural, and then the critics ripped them apart? Yet another example of hypocrisy among movie buffs.
I myself really like how kid friendly the new Indiana Jones movie was. My favorite kid friendly part? When the guy got eaten alive by ants, that was fun for the whole family!

+1 vote   media: The New Star Wars Director
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 18 2013, 4:27am replied:

1. This sounds like you're trying to take an opportunity to complain about George Lucas when he's not even relevant to that particular issue.
2. Sure, that vaguely established lore that your Avatar is so obviously based off of? What is there even to complain about here? The Clone Wars era adds a lot to the series, we get to see what it was like before the totalitarian Imperial Empire.
3. You mean that version of him that in no way demonstrated how he was supposedly a Jedi Master? yeah, that really does make a lot of sense.
4. Alright, so you're admitting that the Lightsaber duels were pretty much pointless in the originals and could have been replaced with pretty much any other kind of character development method. And besides the Darth Maul fight in the Phantom Menace, how did the lightsaber duels seem to rehearsed?
5. Aspects which you have yet to prove, great. But yeah, that's not important. I liked it better when the only Jedis in existence were Luke, Yoda, and Obi-Wan (two of which are killed off), that really did a great job of showing what being a Jedi was all about. Oh yeah, and how there were also only two Siths in the series. Five light saber wielding guys in the whole series, really makes me wonder how the lightsaber became so iconic of the series, especially when combined with the lackluster lightsaber duels. Er, I mean character development moments.
6. This statement seems awfully hypocritical. Pulling a character out of your *** seemed to happen just as much in the original trilogy, even if it is a little bit better. Pretty much ever main character has a somewhat vague backstory, besides Luke anyways.
7. The CGI was never too horribly noticeable to me, and when was it ever "All flash, no substance"? The CGI rendering of Coruscant made the city look more alive, for example.
8. I'm actually surprised you can admit that anything good came from the movies.

+1 vote   media: The New Star Wars Director
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 16 2013, 11:00pm replied:

Well my powers are equal to Superman's without the weakness to kryptonite. Which means I won before this conversation ever started!

+3 votes   media: Your Villain Name
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 16 2013, 5:52pm replied:

Wow, that's my name too. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE BRUTAL KNIGHT! *pulls out gigantic Final Fantasy style sword*

+3 votes   media: Your Villain Name
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 16 2013, 5:18am replied:

Nope.avi

+1 vote   media: Perks!
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 16 2013, 5:05am replied:

Now we have a chicken and the egg argument, Captain Jack Sparrow. What came first, the Bitch or the *******?

+5 votes   media: Forever alone
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 11 2013, 10:27pm replied:

That's as close as we're going to get, a promising mod that might get abandoned because of a lack of funding. I don't know what they **** they were thinking by abandoning the series like that. Don't they know how much money they would make by releasing it?

+3 votes   media: Hey LucasArts, Get Your Act Together
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 11 2013, 2:47pm replied:

I find it funny that with all the complaints about Star Wars prequels, people refuse to admit that they added anything good to the Star Wars series.

1. John Williams awesome music as always
2. Additional lore that adds to the awesomeness of the universe. Like the Clone Wars.
3. Yoda no longer looks like a muppet
4. The lightsaber duels are far more intense than the originals, as they should be.
5. When you think of Jedi, it's not longer just "Luke Skywalker", since he was the only real Jedi in the originals (Yoda doesn't really count, he barely did anything to show that he was one besides lifting Luke's X-Wing). We actually got to see what it was like when there were many of them.
6. Some cool new characters. Like Jango Fett, Mace Windu, young Obi-Wan, and Darth Maul (thought Darth Maul was killed off far too quickly).
7. Some impressive CGI at times.
8. The ground battles were far better than the originals. The space battles were great in the originals, but now the ground battles no longer consist of "Stormtroopers missing almost every shot and getting their *** kicked by ******* Ewoks because of their worthless armor."

The prequels get nowhere near the amount of credit they deserve. If you can't rate the prequels as at least "Passable" then I can't respect your opinions on movies at all.

And I seriously don't know what you're talking about when you say "a lot of Star Wars fans don't even seem to give a **** about quality of Star Wars content anymore". That's the most incorrect statement I've ever seen, the majority of Star Wars fans that I meet are complaining about everything that Lucas does.

Also, the Indiana Jones comment is completely nonsensical. An ark that contains supernatural power to melt people's faces is more plausible than aliens?

..... What?

+1 vote   media: The New Star Wars Director
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 10 2013, 8:30am replied:

Well, it's not like there's one definition of a troll. Some people consider themselves trolls for being completely and total asswipes to all the non-trolls they meet, and consider themselves some kind of pathetic "pro troller".

Then there's people that can actually be clever to try and troll someone in a not-so-moronic way. For example, this image.

+6 votes   media: have some humour
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 7 2013, 1:23am replied:

"But I am le tired...."

+3 votes   media: If God Existed
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 6 2013, 6:31am replied:

I'm an Atheist as well, but it seems like if there is a God as described by other religions, he seems more like what Satan would be like.

+1 vote   media: Anti-theists
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 6 2013, 12:42am replied:

You have a point there. Ever notice how all the things that regular people are okay with are supposed to be "the devil's work"? Video games, rock and roll, Marijuana, booze, sex outside of marriage, homosexuality. Maybe Satan is the real God, and God (real Satan) usurped him from his throne.

I0.kym-cdn.com

+4 votes   media: Anti-theists
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 6 2013, 12:39am says:

That was my favorite part when I used to have to go to church.

+6 votes   media: Favorite Part
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 6 2013, 12:27am replied:

...

And then I got shot fifty times by pirates and PMCs.

+1 vote   media: Biking
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 5 2013, 5:55am replied:

And yet I refuse to use 70-80% of the keys when I play it.

+15 votes   media: buttons
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 5 2013, 5:54am says:

I'm always baffled by these "If you remember X thing, your childhood was awesome" pictures. I didn't watch cartoons as a kid because I didn't have cable (still don't), does that mean my childhood sucked somehow? lolwat

+10 votes   media: now and then
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 2 2013, 3:57am replied:

No. I'm replying to this one because you asked me a question.

This has officially been the worst conversation in Moddb history.

+1 vote   media: MST3K: Manos The Hands of Fate
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 2 2013, 2:57am replied:

Nope, was just pointing out that your assumption was wrong.

+1 vote   media: MST3K: Manos The Hands of Fate
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 2 2013, 12:51am replied:

I'm not being defensive, I'm just letting you know that your reasoning of why I haven't seen the show is incorrect. I have taken no offense.

+1 vote   media: MST3K: Manos The Hands of Fate
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 1 2013, 10:00pm replied:

Too young? Two of my favorite shows are Hogan's Heroes and M*A*S*H. Being young doesn't have anything to do with it.

+1 vote   media: MST3K: Manos The Hands of Fate
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 1 2013, 8:13pm replied:

I never said it was. I'm just saying, if it's supposed to be really funny, and it's 90 minutes long, it better be more funny than the 40-80 minute long comedy specials I've sat through.

Also, it hardly seems fair to criticize "kids" for not having an identical sense of humor to you.

+1 vote   media: MST3K: Manos The Hands of Fate
Aralvar
Aralvar Mar 1 2013, 10:13am replied:

At 91 minutes, it better be more funny than any of the stand up comedy specials I've seen. And I don't think it can top Louis C.K., George Carlin, or Dave Chappelle.

+1 vote   media: MST3K: Manos The Hands of Fate
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 28 2013, 11:22pm says:

I have a question. With the decreased spawn rates of ammunition, will this force you to buy ammunition or can players, like me, that want to get everything by scavenging/questing/etc. still be able to get an adequate amount if we work hard to find it?

Can't wait for this game to be released! I have my hopes up that it will be longer than the original Fallout games (more than 40 hours), but that's probably an unrealistic hope.

+5 votes   article: Dev Log #14: Taking from the Rich
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 28 2013, 11:09pm replied:

I perceive this information to be correct.

+6 votes   media: Chewbaccas life
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 28 2013, 11:07pm replied:

Don't get my hopes up!

+4 votes   media: One of These Days
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 27 2013, 7:07pm says:

Bbsimg.ngfiles.com

Give me the French Fries!

+4 votes   media: There Ain't No Freakin' French Fries
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 27 2013, 6:59pm replied:

We don't take kindly to outlaws in these parts. Move along now, or I'll call the sheriff.

+9 votes   media: Bullies Bullying Bullies
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 25 2013, 12:55am replied:

generalizations

+7 votes   media: This generation
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 25 2013, 12:54am replied:

Memes make everything funnier!

Nah. But in all seriousness, there are a few that I find to be hilarious. Like the "badass over here" meme.

+3 votes   media: got tallent
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 22 2013, 3:15pm replied:

Alright, sounds good. I'll keep an eye on this game.

+1 vote   article: Ind-depth with 12 quality levels, what's to come.
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 21 2013, 3:38pm says:

So, is there not going to be a repair system? If not, I'm not interested.

+2 votes   article: Ind-depth with 12 quality levels, what's to come.
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 18 2013, 3:49am says:

Well, obviously there are a ton of problems with it since it's just a pre alpha tech demo, but I won't list any here. Looks like a good start, especially for something built on Unity.

+3 votes   article: Free Alpha Released!
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 17 2013, 7:51pm says:

What a ****.

Yep, that's all I wanna say.

+15 votes   media: The sun
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 17 2013, 7:49pm says:

Kind of incorrect. I consider myself too stupid to understand science, and yet I don't turn to religion.

+9 votes   media: Stuff
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 16 2013, 9:51pm replied:

Well, this joke fell flat as a thousand year old beer for me.

Saying it out loud would sound like "I maj who". If you pronounce the "h", it doesn't sound like "Jew", it just sounds like "Maj who".

I'm glad I could ruin the joke for everyone!

+3 votes   media: have some humour
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 16 2013, 9:48pm replied:

Not sure if calling all Facebook users idiots

Or just calling out the group of idiotic people who use it

+3 votes   media: have some humour
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 10:07am replied:

YOU'RE GETTING HELP WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!

+3 votes   media: restrooms
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Aralvar Feb 14 2013, 9:04am replied:

Well, if you happen to be passing by and get ****** when you're in the picture, it almost sounds like you think you own the store or something.

+2 votes   media: LOL?
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 12 2013, 5:41am says:

Well, looks like someone's a little grumpy!

+7 votes   media: LOL?
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Aralvar Feb 11 2013, 12:11am replied:

He's not only alive, but is also a black guy again! Must have reverted to his 80s self.

+10 votes   media: Win
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Aralvar Feb 11 2013, 12:08am replied:

Alright, that's the second time in a row you've posted that picture. Let's move along now, sir.

+2 votes   media: Fails
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Aralvar Feb 10 2013, 11:15am replied:

I think I saw this film during my (fortunately) brief visit to fuckworld.

+1 vote   media: Futurama
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Aralvar Feb 4 2013, 4:23am says:

Model looks great, textures could use improvement (not sure if they're supposed to be placeholders or not, sorry).

+2 votes   media: Springfield M1861
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Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 11:29pm says:

Glad to see a fellow Elder Scrolls fan once in a while, I often come across typical "OMG ELDER SCROLLS SUCKS" people.

+2 votes   member: Nuvendil
Aralvar
Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 6:42pm replied:

You might think that would be a good idea, then we could severely deplete the population of unbelievably stupid people that are on this planet! But on the other hand, all the dumb rednecks will use their guns to kill all the smart people that verbally kick their *** in an argument. So maybe it would be a good solution to overpopulation as a whole, hmmmm.........

+6 votes   media: Five rules of life
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Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 5:11am replied:

He will probably come dressed as a Painis Cupcake.

+1 vote   media: One Eye'd Black Scottish Fallen Angel
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Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 12:07am replied:

Also, that one is more funny.

+1 vote   media: Cover
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Aralvar Feb 2 2013, 12:04am replied:

I'll just pretend that joke makes sense in this situation.

+2 votes   media: Thy Journey
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Aralvar Feb 1 2013, 9:49pm says:

Repost....

+9 votes   media: Thy Journey
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Aralvar Feb 1 2013, 3:01am replied:

Well, one million men isn't exactly a lot of men anymore.

+9 votes   media: Riiiiiiiiight,
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Aralvar Jan 31 2013, 12:40am replied:

Alrighty. Just pointing out that part of it is "scaring people" not just "dressing up in costume".

+1 vote   media: Scooby Doo Villains
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Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 6:46am replied:

Hitler's second book, "My Struggly Chair" was forgotten about pretty quickly.

+1 vote   media: Hilter's chair!
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 6:32am replied:

Is that the science guy or the guy who doesn't cook meth?

+1 vote   media: Trying
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Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 5:03am replied:

Oh please, some cheese with your whine maybe? What is wrong with the actual gameplay of BF3? I have a feeling you guys just bitch about it because you hate the way EA released the paid DLCs. That bugs me too but now we have to insult the core game of BF3, which actually is a good game? I think the best way I can summarize your comments is with this:

Fc01.deviantart.net

+1 vote   media: Gamers...
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Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 4:19am replied:

lolwat VATS doesn't mess up where the bullets are supposed to hit your target.

+1 vote   media: Fallout
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Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 3:53am replied:

Not really. EA doesn't bring us crap, they take good games and bring them to us in an annoying way. DIFFERENCE

0 votes   media: Just for lulz
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Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 3:16am replied:

Honestly I think Harry Potter is better. Not the movies, the books. I love The Hobbit book, but i got bored as **** trying to read the next one.

+1 vote   media: True Story!
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Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 2:35am replied:

*beat the game

There's obviously still a great reason to play the game without mods if you haven't explored all the areas and whatnot.

+1 vote   media: Fallout
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Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 2:29am replied:

Of course he does. If he didn't, that would mean minus kills.

+2 votes   media: How i feel
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Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 2:25am replied:

RUINED IT

+1 vote   media: Random Stuff
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Aralvar Jan 29 2013, 2:04am replied:

I suddenly have a new idea for a sitcom.

+2 votes   media: Two burns and a confused snake
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 7:16pm replied:

I'm 15 and I find those comments....

Youtube.com

+2 votes   media: Horrible music taste
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Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 6:37pm replied:

Except the fact that furries don't scare people. Well, unless you're a huge pansy. =)

+1 vote   media: Scooby Doo Villains
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 6:16pm replied:

I think the best one is CoD4. Probably because I like having customization.

+1 vote   media: In soviet russia
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Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 6:08pm replied:

Uh, because a lot of topics I'm interested in have Facebook pages and I find the pictures they post to be interesting/funny, like Moddb. And it is, like he said, a convenient way to stay in contact with my friends. I can post a status about something funny that happened, or a picture I think is funny, and all my friends can see it. Should I call or e-mail all my friends every time I want to tell them about something? What is really the worst thing about Facebook? OMG ADVERTISEMENTS! You mean like every other place on the internet? I'm afraid for humanity when people have retarded counter-culture complaints like this.

As for the picture: it's funny. =)

+1 vote   media: Popularity on Facebook
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 5:54pm replied:

Yeah Headhunter, gotta love all the butthurt dog fanboys here eh?

+1 vote   media: Animals
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Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 6:26am replied:

The real noob is the one who purposefully lets their opponents win. You are clearly not well trained in the way of the gamer.

+1 vote   media: Beating your wife
Aralvar
Aralvar Jan 27 2013, 3:37am says:

Shortest zombie apocalypse ever.

+1 vote   media: XKCD Dump
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